The Golden One - Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 4. Odysseus Palace. Comfy Christmas Gaming

00:00:00.000 Greetings, Laddingtons! Welcome back to good old Hellas.

00:00:05.560 And look at that eagle. Absolutely testosteroneous.

00:00:10.620 We're actually going to call him now and have him find the epic things here.

00:00:21.000 So there's the abandoned house where the Cyclops heretics are hanging out. 0.99

00:00:28.580 So let's go there.

00:00:34.980 Right, now, so.

00:00:37.580 Good Jule and Merry Christmas.

00:00:39.320 I've probably said this in a good few videos now, but it never hurts to say it again for the sake of being a good person. 0.98

00:00:51.700 Now, we need to illuminate this bastard. 1.00

00:01:03.480 Can't I kill him with one shot? That's a bit silly, actually. 1.00

00:01:09.740 I'm going to take on this guy too. 0.73

00:01:12.380 Boom. 0.97

00:01:12.700 I would think that they would die from a headshot, but it might be silly of me to think this. 0.90

00:01:21.540 Hello, mate. 0.84

00:01:23.160 Oh, look at that.

00:01:28.240 A goat of wisdom has come to our aid.

00:01:32.040 And I suppose you all have seen my Julebok of wisdom I posted on Instagram.

00:01:40.720 So follow me there for...

00:01:43.400 Oh, you can see how he looks. 0.99

00:01:47.160 Absolute mad cunt I've had him since I was but a merry boy. 1.00

00:01:51.420 Oh, oh. 1.00

00:01:55.760 These opponents were quite hard to kill, to be honest.

00:02:03.860 I utilize my bull rush there.

00:02:05.680 Oh, my God.

00:02:07.680 Oh, my God.

00:02:08.740 Oh, my God.

00:02:09.740 Oh, my God.

00:02:10.740 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:02:11.740 Die, unbeliever. 1.00

00:02:16.340 Okay, one down. 1.00

00:02:17.920 A few to go.

00:02:22.460 Come at me, bruh.

00:02:30.320 He has some sort of war pain there.

00:02:34.020 But that does not help against our Spartan prowess.

00:02:37.520 Come at me. 0.99

00:02:40.060 Boom.

00:02:40.800 There we go.

00:02:42.400 Sickening.

00:02:46.700 Aha.

00:02:47.240 I failed that charge quite heavily.

00:02:53.640 Oh, look at that.

00:02:54.480 The Spartan kick.

00:02:55.500 Good old Muay Thai front kick.

00:02:58.180 Always a good technique.

00:03:00.360 See?

00:03:05.500 He looks Greek.

00:03:06.220 He looks good enough.

00:03:08.300 He looks... 0.57

00:03:09.220 He looks dead enough, I suppose.

00:03:13.820 Who might this fine gentleman be, then?

00:03:15.740 I normally have someone else to the field work.

00:03:21.420 I don't suppose you know how to get this stain out.

00:03:26.240 I do not.

00:03:27.260 I am...

00:03:27.680 I'm sorry, mate.

00:03:32.680 Stay back or else.

00:03:34.140 There will be more blood if you step closer.

00:03:37.140 Perhaps.

00:03:38.460 Then you won't hear my proposition, Mistyus.

00:03:45.320 What's...

00:03:45.960 What's...

00:03:46.420 What's up, bruh?

00:03:47.300 Slaughter.

00:03:48.420 Very good work.

00:03:50.040 Not much sympathy for the men who work with you.

00:03:52.920 Not with me.

00:03:54.240 For me.

00:03:55.860 Employees.

00:03:56.960 Now ex-employees, I suppose.

00:03:59.120 That's...

00:03:59.740 That's true.

00:04:00.180 So, you don't work for the Cyclops?

00:04:03.780 Your kind are unusually believers of myth.

00:04:06.900 Not the monster.

00:04:08.580 The man.

00:04:10.840 You are an outsider.

00:04:13.360 Why are you here?

00:04:14.600 Indeed, I'm not from Kefalonia.

00:04:17.140 I'm here because what I'm looking for.

00:04:19.440 And he...

00:04:20.040 That guy, he...

00:04:21.520 Looks Greek, too.

00:04:23.340 I think the comment section is far too unfair to this game.

00:04:27.340 If you follow me, Alexios.

00:04:30.180 I, of course, am completely with you when it comes to historical revisionism.

00:04:38.280 That it is something bad.

00:04:40.520 But I don't agree with the criticism many of you have leveled at this game.

00:04:45.840 I think the majority of characters have looked good enough.

00:04:50.380 How do you know my name?

00:04:51.640 I'm Elpinor of Kira.

00:04:54.220 How do I know your name?

00:04:56.660 I did what you did.

00:04:58.000 I asked and people told me.

00:05:01.080 Tell me who sent you.

00:05:02.800 An inquisitive nature.

00:05:04.660 Good.

00:05:05.400 That will help.

00:05:06.780 You know more than you let on.

00:05:09.020 Knowing you is in my best interest.

00:05:11.920 And knowing me is in yours.

00:05:15.700 My prized possession was stolen and brought to Ithaca.

00:05:19.020 Penelope's Woven Shroud.

00:05:22.240 I need you to steal it back.

00:05:28.060 What Penelope's Shroud?

00:05:30.360 The Shroud of Penelope?

00:05:32.240 The wife of Odysseus.

00:05:34.220 You're joking.

00:05:35.320 A piece of it, yes.

00:05:37.100 Impossible.

00:05:37.660 If it existed, it would be priceless.

00:05:42.240 Indeed, it's a rare relic of Mother Europe, which will be used to restore Europe to its former grandeur.

00:05:51.060 Where do I start looking?

00:05:52.020 It's because it's not a small island.

00:05:53.820 I need more information.

00:05:55.620 I'd start at the home of Odysseus.

00:05:57.760 Well, what's left of it?

00:05:59.380 An inspiring tale.

00:06:01.000 A reunion of past lovers.

00:06:02.580 All right, mate.

00:06:06.020 I'll get the Shroud back.

00:06:08.500 Don't expect it to be easy.

00:06:10.720 That's why it will cost you.

00:06:12.980 Then it's agreed.

00:06:14.520 There's a rowboat in the harbor.

00:06:16.460 Use it.

00:06:17.640 It's not meant for open water, so be wise.

00:06:21.120 When you have the Shroud, meet me in the Temple of Zeus. 0.99

00:06:24.400 Fucking Zeus, bruh. 0.99

00:06:26.360 Oh, and Mystheus. 1.00

00:06:28.920 Don't fail.

00:06:32.580 All right, let's recover this thing of glory.

00:06:52.100 Look at that.

00:06:53.180 We have leveled how very nice.

00:06:58.220 So let's see what kind of fun things we can do.

00:07:02.580 Charged Heavy Attack.

00:07:06.760 Right, let's go with that.

00:07:09.740 That sounds like the only reasonable course of action at this moment in time.

00:07:21.800 Oh, look at that.

00:07:22.720 Looks absolutely wonderful to swim in this fine water.

00:07:28.180 But I'm quite happy with the weather we have in Sweden now, with snow.

00:07:36.920 It was nice to get a white Christmas.

00:07:41.340 Quite nice indeed.

00:07:43.460 Now let's see.

00:07:44.140 The legendary Shroud.

00:07:48.480 Alpinor wasn't lying.

00:07:49.920 We have found the Shroud.

00:07:52.800 Well, we have found the location at least.

00:07:54.220 So, anyway, speaking of Odysseus, it's too much to hope for a film to be made of that legend.

00:08:09.440 Because, you know, if Hollywood makes it, you know exactly that it would be full of all sorts of degeneracy.

00:08:16.640 So that's a bit a shame that we can't really have that.

00:08:20.020 All the years I've lived on Cephalonia, I never realized the mighty Odysseus' palace was here.

00:08:26.260 Indeed.

00:08:27.040 Yeah, but fortunately there's so many good books you can partake in which are not filled with all manner of degeneracy.

00:08:33.860 So, if you lament the fact that all new films are a bit heretical, then there's a whole world of books that you can partake in.

00:08:44.960 Now, let us try to illuminate these heretics to the primordial truth.

00:08:52.860 So, anyway, speaking of this, comment below what you're currently reading.

00:09:00.820 Hello, bruv.

00:09:02.500 Boom.

00:09:03.860 I had to do it to you.

00:09:09.240 Christobulus.

00:09:10.280 I don't even know if this is our enemies or not.

00:09:16.400 Perhaps they were our friends.

00:09:19.240 And now I have...

00:09:21.040 Come on, Spartakick.

00:09:25.820 Boom.

00:09:28.660 I need to... 1.00

00:09:30.140 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:09:31.180 I got desynchronized. 1.00

00:09:32.820 That was extremely silly of me.

00:09:35.240 Right, let's retry this.

00:09:37.560 All the years I've lived on Cephalonia, I never realized the mighty Odysseus' palace was here.

00:09:43.040 We'll enter power gaming mode.

00:09:45.660 Aha, that's a special mercenary, so we'll have to not engage with him yet because we're too noob for that.

00:09:57.000 At this stage we need more training.

00:09:58.660 Ah, look at this.

00:10:03.520 It's absolutely wonderful.

00:10:04.740 So, anyway, for those of you who do not appreciate this game, this is my argument against you.

00:10:12.900 That you can actually get this sense via a game.

00:10:17.580 The sense of ancient history.

00:10:22.280 So, no matter if there are some characters that look a bit dodgy, it still doesn't negate the goodness of getting to experience this.

00:10:31.040 Getting to reinforce the sense of history.

00:10:38.040 Hmm. 1.00

00:10:39.040 Perhaps we should release this unfortunate bastard. 1.00

00:10:45.040 Oh, no, do I need to kill another Doggo? 1.00

00:10:53.040 Okay. 0.98

00:10:54.040 I suppose I will have to...

00:10:57.040 Have to do it.

00:10:59.460 I'm sorry, Doggo.

00:11:00.460 But, uh, this time the Doggo deserved it because he actually...

00:11:05.460 Actually attacked me.

00:11:07.460 This did not go according to plan either.

00:11:09.460 And now he's shooting at me.

00:11:11.460 How, uh...

00:11:12.460 Barbaric.

00:11:13.460 Come at me, bruh.

00:11:23.460 What?

00:11:24.460 A woman? 1.00

00:11:25.460 Go on, kick then. 0.99

00:11:30.460 This is not good at all, though. 0.91

00:11:34.460 I must, uh, I must say this.

00:11:36.460 That they have women, uh, as warriors here.

00:11:40.460 This is not, uh, something I can endorse.

00:11:43.460 In the least.

00:11:46.460 Gonna see if I can, uh, can save.

00:11:49.460 So we don't...

00:11:50.460 No, we can't save right now.

00:11:52.460 You won't last much longer!

00:11:59.460 Feels a bit like Skyrim when you have, uh, these women... 1.00

00:12:05.460 Being all, uh, aggressive like that.

00:12:09.460 That's a...

00:12:10.460 Video topic I will, uh, make.

00:12:13.460 Which will be called something like...

00:12:16.460 Badass female warriors versus real femme fatales. 0.98

00:12:20.460 Because a real femme fatale obviously doesn't try to be a... 1.00

00:12:24.460 Bloat max paladin who goes around relying on strength.

00:12:27.460 A real femme fatale is obviously someone who uses her... 1.00

00:12:31.460 Her female charms to, uh... 1.00

00:12:34.460 To get the job done.

00:12:39.460 Aha, there is the, uh...

00:12:41.460 The mercenary, so we don't want to box with him.

00:12:47.460 Because he's one... 0.77

00:12:48.460 True mad gun. 1.00

00:12:49.460 We're gonna assassinate this buster, though. 1.00

00:12:52.460 Come just a bit closer, will you? 0.99

00:12:56.460 Go on, mate.

00:12:57.460 Go on, mate.

00:12:58.460 Let's go, champ. 0.99

00:12:59.460 Go, champ.

00:13:08.460 Aha, that was actually the woman. 0.98

00:13:10.460 That, uh, doesn't feel right, but, um...

00:13:14.460 It had to be done.

00:13:15.460 It had to be done to progress in the story.

00:13:17.460 Aha, they've been attacked by a wolf up ahead.

00:13:29.460 The wolf has been sent by...

00:13:33.460 By Zeus to help us in this holy quest.

00:13:36.460 Now, let's, uh, let's talk to you.

00:13:47.460 But is this another woman?

00:13:49.460 What's, uh, what's going on?

00:13:51.460 What is going on?

00:13:53.460 Okay, so if we're gonna...

00:13:56.460 Aim some criticism against this game, we can do so.

00:14:03.460 But that will, uh...

00:14:04.460 That will have to be done...

00:14:10.460 By, uh, correctly identifying the fact that...

00:14:12.460 There are too many female warriors. 1.00

00:14:16.460 Cause that is not... 1.00

00:14:18.460 Oh, damn. 0.98

00:14:19.460 That is not historically accurate. 0.99

00:14:21.460 But, uh, enough about that.

00:14:22.460 I will, uh, at least...

00:14:24.460 Have that said, and then try to enjoy the game anyway.

00:14:27.460 And try to enjoy the...

00:14:30.460 The good things about the game.

00:14:32.460 Um...

00:14:35.460 Right.

00:14:36.460 Let's, uh...

00:14:38.460 Let's try to, um...

00:14:41.460 Actually get this done.

00:14:44.460 Come at me, bruh. 0.99

00:14:50.460 Uh, I don't want to box with Talos Stonefist, so it was probably a bit stupid of me to even shoot at him. 0.87

00:14:56.460 Maybe our, uh, friend here can help.

00:14:59.460 Why are you running away, though?

00:15:00.460 You're supposed to help me.

00:15:04.460 Aha.

00:15:05.460 Right.

00:15:06.460 Okay.

00:15:07.460 Talk to me.

00:15:08.460 What's up?

00:15:09.460 I believe I'll let those malakish sneak up on me. 1.00

00:15:11.460 Ithaca is a dangerous place to wander around on your own.

00:15:14.460 You are wandering around on your own.

00:15:16.460 But I am a juicy privileged cis white male, so I can do this.

00:15:22.460 You're right.

00:15:23.460 I can't fight a camp of bandits by myself.

00:15:26.460 Could you help me to get to Odysseus's palace?

00:15:28.460 I can pay.

00:15:30.460 Let's, uh, let's do it.

00:15:32.460 I'll help you get to the palace.

00:15:33.460 Ermana.

00:15:34.460 Well, I'm in luck then.

00:15:35.460 What do I call you?

00:15:37.460 Alexios?

00:15:38.460 I'm Odessa.

00:15:39.460 Named after the great Odysseus.

00:15:45.460 Let's go, champ. 0.99

00:15:47.460 We should head to the palace while we have the chance.

00:15:49.460 Now I will just see if I can actually save here.

00:16:02.460 Boom.

00:16:19.460 Now I hope she won't run into, uh, the, uh, the mercenary there.

00:16:29.460 Cause then we'll get wrecked.

00:16:31.460 It's Talos Stonefist.

00:16:35.460 This, is it?

00:16:37.460 It's just rubble.

00:16:38.460 What were you expecting?

00:16:39.460 I don't know.

00:16:41.460 Something more grand.

00:16:43.460 My parents named me Odessa.

00:16:45.460 I'm Odysseus's namesake.

00:16:47.460 I thought if I came here I might understand him more.

00:16:52.460 Well, do you?

00:16:53.460 Not at all.

00:16:55.460 Take me to my boat.

00:16:56.460 I'll pay you then. 1.00

00:16:58.460 No, you're supposed to help me kill this, uh, this bastard. 1.00

00:17:04.460 Huh. 1.00

00:17:05.460 Oh well.

00:17:06.460 I suppose we'll have to be a white knight and, uh, escort this fair maiden to her boat. 1.00

00:17:17.460 There we are.

00:17:18.460 Talk.

00:17:19.460 Well.

00:17:20.460 This is for you.

00:17:21.460 Such a disappointment.

00:17:22.460 Why is that place so important to you?

00:17:23.460 Are you joking?

00:17:24.460 Odysseus lived there.

00:17:25.460 Ruled there.

00:17:26.460 He ended the Trojan war.

00:17:27.460 Eluded Scilla and Cariebdis.

00:17:29.460 He had everything.

00:17:30.460 Loyalty.

00:17:31.460 Love.

00:17:32.460 Fighting spirit.

00:17:33.460 He had the attention of the Gods too.

00:17:34.460 That caused him a lot of trouble.

00:17:35.460 He didn't hold away.

00:17:36.460 It's not.

00:17:37.460 It's not.

00:17:38.460 It's not.

00:17:39.460 Sock.

00:17:40.460 I mean, you're not.

00:17:41.460 It's not.

00:17:42.460 It's not.

00:17:43.460 I mean, you're not.

00:17:44.460 I'm not.

00:17:45.460 I'm not.

00:17:46.460 I'm not.

00:17:47.460 I'm not.

00:17:48.460 I'm not.

00:17:49.460 I'm not.

00:17:50.460 I'm not.

00:17:51.460 I'm not.

00:17:52.460 I'm not.

00:17:53.460 I don't know what to choose even. It's cute that you're determined, I suppose.

00:18:12.360 Oh, because you're an empowered woman, is that it? 1.00

00:18:18.000 Okay, you're ugly. 1.00

00:18:23.460 Not what I meant at all. I can't tell if you're serious or not. 0.99

00:18:28.300 I was negging her there. 0.96

00:18:29.980 I think I was in a much poorer mood before now. There's just so much I desire. To be as great as Odysseus. Where do I even begin?

00:18:41.320 I don't give advice.

00:18:42.640 It seems like you're looking for advice. I have none to give.

00:18:46.840 No surprise there. Well, thanks for the help.

00:18:50.060 Well, I would actually give some advice to her, but it wasn't available in the...

00:18:55.900 There. The advice I would give, though, is simply the following.

00:19:04.780 That she should find herself a nice husband.

00:19:09.060 Settle down.

00:19:11.020 Raise a good family.

00:19:12.220 And focus on that.

00:19:14.820 That is my sincere advice.

00:19:17.540 I think that would make her happy. 0.99

00:19:21.820 And what would make me happy is if we can actually kill this geyser. 0.99

00:19:27.520 Come at me, bruh. 0.99

00:19:42.800 Now, let us see if we can...

00:19:57.640 If we can take on this guy. 1.00

00:20:02.580 Die, unbeliever. 1.00

00:20:23.620 Now then, die. 1.00

00:20:26.860 He has insulted Zeus. 0.99

00:20:28.360 This is why I have to do it to him. 0.98

00:20:39.980 Finally, he dies.

00:20:41.600 Oh, that was not...

00:20:44.360 According to plan at all.

00:20:46.460 We have to make a run for it.

00:20:49.000 Talos' stone fist is coming at us.

00:20:53.040 Go on then.

00:20:54.060 I can't climb now for some reason.

00:20:58.360 Now then, we're gonna hide here for but a moment before we go back.

00:21:05.260 Perhaps wasn't the best place to hide.

00:21:25.720 Maybe we can hide in this shrubbery.

00:21:38.480 Right, he's still looking for us.

00:21:40.120 But we're gonna sneak back here and loot this guy.

00:21:45.360 We received a war spear too.

00:21:55.440 That's nice.

00:21:56.260 Now I'm just gonna run for it.

00:22:03.360 And see what kind of reward we might get.

00:22:08.280 See if we have the boat there.

00:22:09.100 Yes, we do.

00:22:09.700 A boat looking aesthetic.

00:22:18.400 Take command.

00:22:23.380 Hmm, I still need to climb that great statue of Zeusbra too. 0.96

00:22:32.320 And then I need to lift and then kill Talos.

00:22:36.040 I must do this to gain the favor of Ares. 0.97

00:22:40.720 Right, we are...

00:22:42.200 Here, hello mate.

00:22:45.120 Now I want my reward.

00:22:53.320 Indeed.

00:22:54.400 Safe and sound.

00:22:55.540 Aha, he is trying to hire us.

00:23:25.320 Into becoming his mercenary.

00:23:26.800 You did well, Mistyos.

00:23:29.000 Tell me, how do you feel about killing a general in Megaris?

00:23:34.280 Do this for me and earn double what you earned today.

00:23:39.000 Are you up to the task?

00:23:41.720 It would take you far away from Gefallonia. 0.98

00:23:45.000 So far away you might never return.

00:23:47.320 I am a mythios, not an assassin.

00:23:56.280 I'm not an assassin.

00:23:57.840 There's a first time for everything.

00:23:59.980 What do you say? 0.94

00:24:00.940 Who is the general I have to kill? 1.00

00:24:06.600 Who is this general? 0.99

00:24:08.400 They call him the wolf.

00:24:10.400 He do something to offend you?

00:24:12.580 Yes, he's costing me the rachmi.

00:24:15.240 He's not good for business.

00:24:16.600 What can you tell me about Megaris?

00:24:21.880 Anything I should know about Megaris?

00:24:24.320 Only that it's the most valuable land in the Greek world.

00:24:27.680 From a military perspective, of course.

00:24:30.560 Unfortunately for Megarians, it has two very powerful neighbors who just can't seem to play nice. 0.96

00:24:36.700 In the tug of war between Corinth and Athens, Megaris is their own. 0.98

00:24:40.620 All right, bruv.

00:24:42.520 I'll take the contract for the lols.

00:24:44.800 I accept.

00:24:45.840 Splendid.

00:24:47.460 You'll need a boat.

00:24:49.040 You have one, don't you?

00:24:53.360 I don't have a boat.

00:24:55.520 If I had a boat, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

00:24:59.120 A shame.

00:25:00.060 It's too far of a swim, I'm afraid.

00:25:02.260 Even for you.

00:25:03.380 I'll find one.

00:25:05.020 Good.

00:25:05.940 I hope it's sturdy.

00:25:07.860 And why is that?

00:25:09.000 The seas are much more dangerous, I'm afraid.

00:25:12.420 War is coming.

00:25:13.680 And the wolf is on the wrong side.

00:25:19.120 You won't be disappointed.

00:25:20.980 When your job in Megaris is done, come find me at Pilgrim's Landing in Fokis.

00:25:25.820 All right, mates.

00:25:27.380 Cool.

00:25:28.400 That will have to be this episode.

00:25:31.940 Thank you for watching and I will see you in the next one.

The Golden One - December 25, 2018

Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 4. Odysseus Palace. Comfy Christmas Gaming

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