The Golden One - December 29, 2018


Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 7. Glorious Spartan and an Oblivion Looking Female


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

113.98089

Word Count

2,386

Sentence Count

373

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings proud sons of Sparta. Welcome back to Hellas. I just got back from the gym and I did a special session.
00:00:15.000 It was a gym, not my regular gym, but another gym that I and a mate were visiting.
00:00:24.000 And they have an obstacle course there, so two Bloat Max 100kg Pale Orcs were attempting to be a bit gracious.
00:00:35.000 I actually filmed some of it as well, so you might see it in a video or if I just look very ungracious I will not reveal it to the world.
00:00:45.000 But it was a fun training session anyway.
00:00:54.000 That is one Spartan mad cunt. Actually, the father.
00:01:09.000 The father.
00:01:11.000 This was a very well-festablished cult, Ss.
00:01:14.000 Arthur.
00:01:15.000 I need you, Patech.
00:01:18.000 I need you, Patech.
00:01:22.000 I need you, Patech.
00:01:25.000 idor W son and Patech.
00:01:28.000 You're on fire, suddenly they'll fire you at batienza.
00:01:31.000 You may see, the Athenian dog Pericles fears him.
00:01:34.000 you. He cowers in his Parthenon, surrounded by playwrights and sophists. He dares not face you
00:01:43.820 with honor on the battlefield. He knows you are too strong. He knows Athens' days in Margolis
00:01:50.940 are numbered. And he knows Athens is next!
00:02:04.000 It is time to meet the father and have a few words, I suppose.
00:02:34.000 You can't be his son. I heard his children died in Sparta many years ago. He adopted me
00:02:52.280 into his household after his previous family failed him. I would never bring dishonor to
00:02:58.000 him. Sometimes things happen in a way that you don't plan or expect. History has a way
00:03:05.180 of remembering things strangely.
00:03:07.000 You talk as if you were there!
00:03:10.000 Maybe I was.
00:03:12.000 Nonsense. You're too young to have witnessed such things. But enough of the past, let's
00:03:17.000 discuss the future!
00:03:20.000 What is a mercenary doing sailing into a war they aren't being paid to fight in? Tell
00:03:25.000 me why you're really here before I cut you down for wasting my time!
00:03:29.000 Alright, mate. I've come to meet the wolf.
00:03:36.000 I've come to meet the wolf.
00:03:37.000 I've come to meet the wolf of Sparta.
00:03:43.000 You cannot simply meet with Nikolaus. He has command of the entire Spartan army. If you
00:03:51.000 truly came all this way to meet him, you might be disappointed.
00:03:55.000 Are you sure you're in charge here? You don't strike me as a typical Spartan. Perhaps it's
00:04:01.000 best if I just talk with Nikolaus.
00:04:04.000 A sense of humor is not a trait I see being useful for a sellsword. If you're here to
00:04:10.000 undrack me, though, I could make use of a capable mercenary. The fleet might be destroyed,
00:04:16.000 but Megaris is firmly in Athenian control. We need to weaken their position if we are to
00:04:22.000 take to the field and drive them back to Athens.
00:04:29.000 Alright, mate. I am actually curious on what he can tell about our father.
00:04:35.000 Who is he, exactly? Nikolaus, the wolf of Sparta. He was impressed with my skill when I was a boy
00:04:44.000 and took me under his wing. He trained me himself and eventually adopted me into his house.
00:04:50.000 He is my father and mentor. I live to make him proud. Surely you've heard of me.
00:04:57.000 Just rumors, really. I doubt they do him justice. He is a great warrior and a greater general.
00:05:05.000 I would follow him to the gates of the underworld.
00:05:08.000 Tell me why you need a mercenary. Why do you need a mercenary to do that? You seem to have plenty of soldiers at your disposal.
00:05:19.000 It's not a question of manpower. The Megarians are our allies. We do not want to commit troops until we know victory is assured.
00:05:27.000 My scouts are already locating key targets that we can hit.
00:05:35.000 I'm ready to serve, Sparta.
00:05:37.000 I'm ready to serve. Together, we will ensure that Sparta is victorious.
00:05:42.000 You're a different kind of mysticus, aren't you? You're just what we need to help deal with that meddling Athenian mercenary.
00:05:49.000 If we can draw the leader out and eliminate him, we will crush the Athenians on the battlefield
00:05:54.000 and drive their forces all the way back to Athens, destroying their supplies, stealing their war chest
00:06:00.000 and killing their elite troops should leave him vulnerable.
00:06:04.000 Take this and present it to my scouts.
00:06:07.000 Let's do it.
00:06:08.000 If you find them in the field, be sure to check for new information.
00:06:11.000 They might also have need of your skills.
00:06:21.000 I know what I must do.
00:06:22.000 I think I know what must be done.
00:06:23.000 Remember, every Athenian soldier you eliminate will also help us achieve victory.
00:06:28.000 And once I've brought the Athenians to their knees for Sparta, I'll get that meeting with Nicolaus.
00:06:34.000 Or you'll be next.
00:06:35.000 Send those Athenian dogs to Hades, Mistyos.
00:06:39.000 Do this and the wolf will personally see to it that you are rewarded.
00:06:50.000 Conquering nations to meet thy father, Nicolaus, help Stentor conquer Megaris.
00:06:56.000 To do this, weaken Megaris's nation power enough to trigger the conquest battle.
00:07:03.000 Alright, that seems like a fun activity.
00:07:10.000 So we need to kill the nation leader.
00:07:15.000 Alright, portion control.
00:07:19.000 Let's get at it.
00:07:21.000 If I want to get close to the wolf, I'll have to help Stentor defeat the Athenians.
00:07:28.000 I shouldn't waste any time.
00:07:32.000 Theos Captain.
00:07:34.000 Alright, let's do this.
00:07:37.000 Kind of a cool feature in an Assassin's Creed game.
00:07:41.000 Anyway, I thought to say that the level of devotion and loyalty, the adoptive son, shows there it's worthy of admiration.
00:07:52.000 You don't see that level of loyalty in the modern liberal world.
00:07:55.000 Everyone of Stentor's scouts. Looks like he's run into some problems.
00:07:59.000 I'll cut every last Athenian responsible for-
00:08:01.000 Hello, bruv. Talk to me. What's up?
00:08:03.000 What happened here?
00:08:05.000 What business is it of yours, Mistyos? Do you know anything about this?
00:08:12.000 I'm a friend.
00:08:13.000 I'm a professional. And a friend.
00:08:18.000 What's that supposed to mean?
00:08:20.000 If it had been me, I'd have been smart enough to try and hide the evidence.
00:08:25.000 Fair point. Whoever did this was brazen and foolish, leaving it to be so easily discovered.
00:08:32.000 Or they wanted to send a message. Stentor sent me. I'm here to help wherever I can.
00:08:39.000 Stentor sent you?
00:08:40.000 Sparta doesn't fully control Megaris. Yet.
00:08:44.000 It's easier for me to move freely in certain areas of Megaris than a Spartan.
00:08:49.000 The Athenians have proven more resilient here than expected. But they will not stand.
00:08:53.000 Before Sparta. Yes. I've heard the speeches.
00:08:56.000 But until that glorious day comes, we should find out what happened here.
00:09:00.000 Do you have any ideas?
00:09:02.000 Not yet. But I will.
00:09:05.000 I should get a closer look to figure out what happened here.
00:09:08.000 And I start off by looting the place.
00:09:13.000 But yeah, let's look at this site.
00:09:17.000 I don't think bandits could have done this.
00:09:19.000 What might have happened here?
00:09:28.000 Perhaps this, uh...
00:09:31.000 What is that even?
00:09:34.000 Some sort of tracks, I suppose.
00:09:37.000 And we have a, uh...
00:09:39.000 Some blood.
00:09:40.000 The supplies are missing.
00:09:41.000 They can't have gone far, though.
00:09:44.000 They didn't use the carts.
00:09:46.000 I don't think I'll find anything else.
00:09:48.000 I should report back.
00:09:51.000 Hello, bruv.
00:09:52.000 So was it the Athenians?
00:09:53.000 I found some fragments of a green crystal.
00:09:56.000 Bandits then.
00:09:58.000 The mountains here are riddled with caves.
00:10:00.000 And the war has made them brazen.
00:10:07.000 Here is what my gut says.
00:10:08.000 Nothing about this adds up.
00:10:11.000 In what way?
00:10:12.000 There is no bodies.
00:10:14.000 At least not any assailants.
00:10:16.000 Athenians would have taken the carts and they're dead.
00:10:19.000 But bandits would have left their fallen in the dust.
00:10:22.000 Then who did it?
00:10:24.000 I'm not sure.
00:10:26.000 Whoever did this went into the forest.
00:10:29.000 So I'll start by looking there.
00:10:30.000 Let us call.
00:10:35.000 Ah, that was, uh...
00:10:37.000 That was fast.
00:10:40.000 So, anyway.
00:10:42.000 I, um...
00:10:43.000 Talked...
00:10:44.000 I opened this episode by talking a bit of the...
00:10:47.000 Training session I have.
00:10:48.000 I wouldn't really call it a gym session, but I do have some, um...
00:10:52.000 Got in so good grip strength and underarm...
00:10:55.000 Forearm, I mean...
00:10:57.000 Training.
00:10:59.000 By doing a lot of these sort of activities.
00:11:03.000 So, climbing on ropes, um...
00:11:07.000 Etc.
00:11:09.000 Um...
00:11:11.000 Was on a climbing wall as well.
00:11:13.000 Quite fun, actually.
00:11:15.000 And...
00:11:16.000 The reason I wanted to do this is, um...
00:11:19.000 Quite simply because I have played Assassin's Creed.
00:11:23.000 Um...
00:11:24.000 So, um...
00:11:25.000 I do obviously adhere to my own teachings
00:11:27.000 And utilize gaming as a motivation.
00:11:30.000 So, uh...
00:11:31.000 In Assassin's Creed, as you see.
00:11:32.000 Climb a lot.
00:11:34.000 And do these sort of...
00:11:36.000 Athletic things.
00:11:37.000 So then I thought, I need to do this...
00:11:39.000 With my own body.
00:11:41.000 Um...
00:11:42.000 So, hello.
00:11:43.000 Wolfbra.
00:11:48.000 So, hence the, um...
00:11:49.000 The out of order...
00:11:51.000 Um...
00:11:52.000 Training session.
00:11:53.000 But, um...
00:11:54.000 Yeah.
00:11:55.000 I might make a...
00:11:56.000 Training video showing some of these clips.
00:11:59.000 Unless, of course, I look like a complete blow to max pale orc.
00:12:03.000 Is this a private gathering?
00:12:07.000 Or can anyone join?
00:12:09.000 Wha...
00:12:10.000 What are you?
00:12:11.000 Please...
00:12:12.000 Please just leave.
00:12:14.000 What is going on with her?
00:12:16.000 The battle that started with slaughtered Spartans and stolen goods.
00:12:19.000 And ends with you.
00:12:21.000 And the surprise.
00:12:23.000 All hiding quietly in a cave.
00:12:26.000 We just took the food.
00:12:28.000 We didn't hurt anyone.
00:12:30.000 That looks...
00:12:32.000 Extremely...
00:12:34.000 Unnatural.
00:12:35.000 You'd better tell me why I shouldn't just kill you and return the goods.
00:12:40.000 Please.
00:12:41.000 I'll tell you anything you want to know.
00:12:47.000 Enough.
00:12:48.000 Enough.
00:12:49.000 I didn't come here for a debate.
00:12:51.000 It's too late for talk now.
00:12:53.000 I came to find who's behind this crime against Sparta.
00:13:01.000 You're going to die.
00:13:02.000 There's only one just punishment for your crime.
00:13:05.000 It was our food to begin with.
00:13:07.000 We either die here by your hand or slowly starve later.
00:13:12.000 If I am to die, I would rather die fighting.
00:13:17.000 That looks completely out of water.
00:13:20.000 Like, what's wrong with her skin?
00:13:24.000 Die, unbeliever.
00:13:31.000 Looks like a character in Oblivion or something like that.
00:13:35.000 Because the features were clearly not matching the skin color.
00:13:41.000 Hmm.
00:13:42.000 A shame.
00:13:43.000 Since we had progressed so far in the story without me at least seeing anything that looked weird.
00:13:52.000 It looked weird, but this did not look good at all.
00:14:01.000 This kind of broke the immersion.
00:14:04.000 A bit of a disappointment.
00:14:06.000 Oh, well.
00:14:07.000 I hope Ubisoft is watching this and take note that that character looked completely out of place.
00:14:21.000 Out of place.
00:14:29.000 Report to Dolios.
00:14:30.000 Anyway, I will not let that detract from the enjoyment of the rest of the game, I suppose.
00:14:39.000 Hello, bruv.
00:14:40.000 Did you find the ones responsible?
00:14:43.000 I found your supplies with a bunch of hungry Megarians.
00:14:47.000 And?
00:14:49.000 They won't trouble you again.
00:14:50.000 Then it is good news.
00:14:52.000 Soon Megara will be secured and we will push on to Athens.
00:14:56.000 They didn't do this alone.
00:14:59.000 There is more going on than we can see.
00:15:01.000 Don't worry yourself further.
00:15:03.000 The guilty have paid for their crime and that is what is important.
00:15:06.000 You have done well.
00:15:08.000 Sparta thanks you.
00:15:09.000 Alright, mate.
00:15:10.000 Let's look at the other quest we have.
00:15:22.000 One man army.
00:15:24.000 Kill Athenian soldiers.
00:15:26.000 Okay.
00:15:32.000 Oh, look at that.
00:15:39.000 Come at me, bruh.
00:15:48.000 It had to be done.
00:15:50.000 It was the only reasonable course of action.
00:15:53.000 So I don't really know where to even begin here.
00:16:00.000 The missing map.
00:16:01.000 No, that is something else.
00:16:03.000 The Grave of Tyreus.
00:16:04.000 So many fun things to do here.
00:16:06.000 Alright, let us do something epic here.
00:16:11.000 Let us loot this.
00:16:13.000 Okay, perhaps not the most epic thing to just loot something.
00:16:17.000 But we have to find some Athenian soldiers to illuminate to the teachings of Ares.
00:16:26.000 So Megara.
00:16:28.000 I suppose we can find someone to illuminate here.
00:16:32.000 Come, Megara.
00:16:33.000 If the leader is anywhere, he'll be here.
00:16:36.000 Absolutely epic.
00:16:37.000 We have levelled.
00:16:39.000 Let's see what fun things we can do here.
00:16:43.000 We could rush assassination.
00:16:47.000 Sounds cool.
00:16:48.000 I would want to get better at these sort of things.
00:16:54.000 Increase warrior damage by 20%.
00:16:57.000 Alright.
00:16:59.000 That sounds like the only reasonable course of action.
00:17:05.000 And speaking of which, we have...
00:17:08.000 I don't want to be spotted here.
00:17:10.000 Aha, we have some mercenaries, etc. there.
00:17:15.000 A lot of things to do.
00:17:17.000 I will see if I can initiate power gaming mode.
00:17:23.000 And then you know that I'm not as talkative.
00:17:26.000 Because I don't want to die and...
00:17:28.000 Oop!
00:17:45.000 Need to get out from here.
00:17:52.000 Hmm.
00:17:53.000 I think I might be a bit too unlevelled for this.
00:17:57.000 And...
00:17:59.000 There is a distinct possibility that this...
00:18:02.000 Episode then will be...
00:18:05.000 Just running around.
00:18:06.000 So I might...
00:18:07.000 Do some sort of edit here.
00:18:15.000 Nice.
00:18:16.000 Alright, I will just make a run for it.
00:18:26.000 Alright, so what I will do...
00:18:28.000 I utilize an edit there.
00:18:29.000 What I will do is actually...
00:18:31.000 To...
00:18:32.000 Do this mission...
00:18:34.000 Off camera, so to speak.
00:18:35.000 And then I will check back in...
00:18:37.000 When I've progressed in the storyline.
00:18:40.000 Because...
00:18:41.000 That's obviously more interesting for...
00:18:43.000 For you all to see.
00:18:44.000 Alright, I am...
00:18:47.000 Checking back...
00:18:48.000 With you all.
00:18:49.000 I actually increased the...
00:18:51.000 Graphics again...
00:18:52.000 To see how the frame rate is...
00:18:55.000 Working...
00:18:56.000 This time around.
00:18:57.000 So basically I've just...
00:18:58.000 Been running around a bit.
00:19:00.000 Killing some Athenian soldiers.
00:19:02.000 I changed my...
00:19:04.000 Aesthetics as well.
00:19:05.000 As you might see here.
00:19:06.000 And I just thought to...
00:19:08.000 Game a bit more in this...
00:19:10.000 Particular episode so...
00:19:11.000 It didn't...
00:19:13.000 Become so short.
00:19:14.000 Well, I have no idea how...
00:19:16.000 Long this episode will be, but...
00:19:19.000 Aha.
00:19:21.000 Yes, we have...
00:19:23.000 We have a mercenary on our hands.
00:19:26.000 So I will just...
00:19:28.000 Try at least...
00:19:29.000 To destroy some supplies here.
00:19:30.000 And...
00:19:34.000 Illuminate some heretics.
00:19:37.000 Before...
00:19:43.000 Before signing out.
00:19:50.000 See if we can shoot this guy.
00:19:52.000 Ah, out of arrows.
00:19:54.000 Not good.
00:19:55.000 Not good.
00:19:56.000 We can get a Spartakick here too.
00:20:00.000 Ah.
00:20:01.000 Nice.
00:20:03.000 And...
00:20:04.000 I wanted to...
00:20:05.000 To get that in.
00:20:07.000 Um...
00:20:08.000 Alright.
00:20:09.000 What I might actually do is...
00:20:12.000 Just do all of this...
00:20:14.000 Off screen.
00:20:16.000 And...
00:20:17.000 Check back when I've completed...
00:20:19.000 This entire area.
00:20:20.000 So that we get on with the storyline.
00:20:22.000 I think that is...
00:20:23.000 The most reasonable course of action.
00:20:25.000 But I hope the...
00:20:27.000 Episode has been...
00:20:29.000 Somewhat enjoyable.
00:20:30.000 At least.
00:20:31.000 And...
00:20:32.000 Yeah, I'll try to make...
00:20:33.000 Two more.
00:20:34.000 Before...
00:20:35.000 Getting back...
00:20:36.000 To my regular video routine.
00:20:40.000 Because I have a good few videos that I've saved for...
00:20:43.000 For the new year.
00:20:44.000 So we start off the...
00:20:46.000 New year with...
00:20:47.000 Some good wisdom.
00:20:48.000 And perhaps an edict.
00:20:49.000 And perhaps some sort of challenge as well.
00:20:51.000 So anyway...
00:20:52.000 Stay tuned...
00:20:53.000 For that.
00:20:54.000 XOXO.
00:20:55.000 Boom.