The Golden One - May 09, 2015


Battle of Soissons. Total War： Attila


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

105.91525

Word Count

1,174

Sentence Count

284

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Rome. I thought to record a historical battle here in good old
00:00:13.940 Total War Attila to pump myself up before hitting the temple. And I'm looking rather like a barbarian.
00:00:21.800 This is the first let's play I make with a facecam where I actually have my beard. So
00:00:26.760 Barbarian mode right here. And I'm gonna save the Catalonian planes for another week or so.
00:00:36.060 This is the one I've been looking forward the most to. Might make a collab with someone to play that one
00:00:44.480 because that's the most epic one in my book. We have, I don't know how you pronounce it, Soson.
00:00:51.100 So we're gonna go with that and then we're gonna work ourselves down and probably make an episode
00:00:55.900 for each of these if they are, if this episode is appreciated. So let's head into it.
00:01:02.780 I'm gonna go with difficulty hard here actually. Usually I play on very hard in my campaigns
00:01:08.420 but we're gonna go with this one. So we are actually the Franks. And yeah as I said I have the
00:01:20.820 barbarian mode on here. So it will be an exciting battle for sure. And I have actually never played with the Franks
00:01:31.300 up until this point. So nice to play some more of the factions in this brilliant game. And I might have said it before
00:01:38.180 I said it again. I'm really really impressed with Attila. It is one of the best games I have played.
00:01:44.420 So with that said let's head in on into the battle. Start battle. Let's enjoy the cinematic.
00:01:58.580 The Western Roman Empire has collapsed. A rump state, the domain of Sosones remains in Gaul led by Siagrius.
00:02:12.180 However Siagrius lands are coveted by the neighboring Franks. The Frankish king Clovis the first has
00:02:19.780 challenged him to battle. The capture of Sosones would double the size of the nascent Frankish kingdom.
00:02:29.060 All right go time. Go time in. Today we claim Sosones for ourselves.
00:02:37.140 Sosones.
00:02:41.700 All right let's advance carefully here. We have a large army here. Frankish
00:02:49.620 cavalry guard. And there is their general. We're gonna try to aim for him and get at him.
00:03:01.780 Wow look at this.
00:03:07.620 Glorious. Let's let's have a look at the units.
00:03:12.260 Ah beautiful. Brutal Frankish infantryman here. Ready to fight the goal. And are they responding to my threat here?
00:03:28.420 The axes will in all actuality. And this must be Clovis then.
00:03:44.180 Scout equities.
00:03:45.380 Let's see if they can catch them here. Are they going straight at us?
00:03:56.660 Okay cool. They went straight at us there.
00:04:00.980 All right. Get at them boys. Medium cavalry. Boom.
00:04:10.580 Okay that. I did not see that coming. That was a strategic mistake on my part.
00:04:24.100 I thought I could admire the scenery I have hit first. But I could not.
00:04:32.180 Okay let's get those boys first there.
00:04:34.580 Alright pikeman.
00:04:41.300 Will have to be.
00:04:44.660 Okay you can stop there. True friends.
00:04:46.420 Exploratareis.
00:04:52.660 Okay they will be an easy match for our.
00:04:55.940 Superior.
00:04:58.420 Troops. Now I've played quite a bit with my.
00:05:01.460 Western Roman Empire campaign. And then also an Eastern Roman Empire campaign.
00:05:04.980 I haven't made any let's plays.
00:05:06.980 On it yet. But I will.
00:05:09.060 Probably show you some of it at least.
00:05:14.020 Let's zoom into this charge now.
00:05:16.980 Oh fuck. Look at that.
00:05:19.220 Good god.
00:05:20.820 Not jealous of those.
00:05:22.900 Of those poor Romans.
00:05:23.860 We're gonna try to avoid friendly fire here.
00:05:33.300 Okay we can't. We can't be standing here and.
00:05:39.060 All right then. There is the general.
00:05:48.260 We could turn this battle.
00:05:51.060 Right here. Right now.
00:05:54.340 If we want.
00:05:59.060 Gonna try to get.
00:06:00.900 Get around him somewhere.
00:06:03.140 Some way I mean.
00:06:04.100 Glory to Francia.
00:06:13.300 And obviously.
00:06:13.940 If you haven't seen.
00:06:16.740 The Vikings.
00:06:18.420 Third episode.
00:06:21.300 Wow look at that.
00:06:22.100 They are.
00:06:23.540 They are fighting the Franks there.
00:06:27.780 Frankish Lancers.
00:06:29.540 Admire this rear charge now.
00:06:30.740 True friends.
00:06:31.220 Boom.
00:06:36.340 Now glory to.
00:06:38.420 Francia.
00:06:39.780 I was gonna say Rome or Makedon.
00:06:41.460 But it would have been.
00:06:45.220 It would have been.
00:06:45.860 A false.
00:06:47.140 Shout.
00:06:49.300 Okay.
00:06:49.620 Let's.
00:06:50.100 I.
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00:07:01.900 And now get their general.
00:07:05.660 Boom.
00:07:09.100 This is a bloody and brutal battle.
00:07:12.860 And now I might have said this in the past.
00:07:14.860 But I say so many things and make so many videos.
00:07:17.260 So I might as well talk about it.
00:07:19.420 Some more.
00:07:21.340 Some more.
00:07:21.820 I.
00:07:22.220 I.
00:07:22.380 I.
00:07:22.860 I.
00:07:23.900 Love historical gaming because I always learn.
00:07:29.020 Because I always learn so much.
00:07:31.260 So I.
00:07:31.740 I had no idea about this battle until I.
00:07:35.260 Until I chose it for this let's play.
00:07:37.260 So that's.
00:07:39.820 One of the cool things with.
00:07:41.420 Um.
00:07:43.820 With like.
00:07:44.620 Total War for example.
00:07:47.340 You learn so much.
00:07:49.500 Uh.
00:07:50.780 So now I know.
00:07:51.820 About the Clovis expansion into.
00:07:55.260 Into France.
00:07:57.260 Okay.
00:07:57.500 We need to break you.
00:07:59.100 Fundetores.
00:08:02.300 And.
00:08:02.860 I'm gonna try to break away with you also here.
00:08:05.420 Light skirmish there.
00:08:17.820 Shouldn't be any problem.
00:08:19.100 And.
00:08:21.580 Can we.
00:08:22.540 Get you as well.
00:08:27.740 Mount the death.
00:08:33.500 Men of Germania.
00:08:34.540 Love it.
00:08:35.820 And.
00:08:36.860 See there our.
00:08:39.820 Hercularia signores.
00:08:42.300 Cool.
00:08:46.540 If we could use get at their general.
00:08:48.140 I would be a very happy.
00:08:49.580 Germanic tribesman.
00:08:56.460 Glorious.
00:09:00.620 Can we.
00:09:01.260 The enemy general is fallen.
00:09:03.660 The enemy general is fallen.
00:09:03.900 Ah.
00:09:04.300 Glory to Germania.
00:09:05.980 The enemy general has been dragged into the mud.
00:09:08.460 And run through by our gallant soldiers.
00:09:11.660 His army will meet the same fate.
00:09:13.980 They will indeed.
00:09:14.780 They will indeed.
00:09:14.860 They will indeed.
00:09:18.460 So yeah.
00:09:18.940 I wish I could elaborate a bit on.
00:09:22.300 On the Frankish expansion into.
00:09:25.100 Into France.
00:09:25.900 Or into Gaul.
00:09:26.700 Or into the.
00:09:27.580 The Roman territories there.
00:09:28.940 But I will actually do this now.
00:09:31.340 And I would like to invite you to do it as well.
00:09:34.540 Like.
00:09:34.940 Take a good few hours.
00:09:36.780 Once in a while.
00:09:37.420 Go into Wikipedia.
00:09:38.460 And just read up.
00:09:40.140 On things you.
00:09:42.220 You don't really have.
00:09:44.700 A clue about.
00:09:46.620 So you know that.
00:09:47.260 For future reference.
00:09:48.300 And then also.
00:09:48.940 When you are on Wikipedia.
00:09:50.700 You always tend to.
00:09:55.820 Tend to.
00:09:57.340 You know.
00:09:57.660 Click extra links.
00:09:58.620 And read on.
00:09:59.340 And stuff.
00:09:59.740 Etc.
00:10:04.700 They are Frankish lands now boys.
00:10:09.340 And.
00:10:09.740 Okay.
00:10:10.060 Cool.
00:10:11.100 Wonderful.
00:10:12.620 And battle.
00:10:13.180 Pyrrhic victory.
00:10:14.780 I realized.
00:10:15.340 That this was.
00:10:16.140 By no.
00:10:16.860 By no means.
00:10:19.660 Any display.
00:10:20.780 In tactical prowess.
00:10:22.300 By my part.
00:10:23.420 I just mainly.
00:10:24.060 Want to make.
00:10:24.860 This video.
00:10:26.140 Because I'm really.
00:10:26.780 Excited for it.
00:10:28.140 Just wanted to show.
00:10:28.860 Some more of Attila.
00:10:29.660 Want to play the Franks.
00:10:30.780 Want to play this battle.
00:10:32.140 Some additional.
00:10:33.420 Testosterone in there.
00:10:34.940 Some additional.
00:10:35.580 History knowledge.
00:10:36.380 Want to show my beard.
00:10:37.340 In this angle.
00:10:38.380 So I hope you enjoyed.
00:10:39.580 The.
00:10:41.900 The video.
00:10:42.940 And.
00:10:44.700 Yeah.
00:10:45.020 I'll.
00:10:45.340 I'll.
00:10:45.900 Try to play through this.
00:10:47.020 If this.
00:10:47.660 Is.
00:10:48.060 Well received.
00:10:49.340 And.
00:10:50.300 Now.
00:10:50.620 I will go on.
00:10:51.740 And hit the gym.
00:10:53.180 I will.
00:10:54.140 Bench for the hench.
00:10:55.340 In all actually.
00:10:56.140 But that will have to be.
00:10:56.940 For another video.
00:10:58.620 And who am I.
00:11:00.940 I'm the germanic tribesman.
00:11:02.620 Of glory.
00:11:03.340 XOXO.
00:11:04.300 Boom.
00:11:04.740 Boom.