The Golden One - May 10, 2015


Regarding the Beard and why I will probably shave


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4 minutes

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141.15282

Word count

702

Sentence count

44

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Toxicity

3

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Hate speech

3

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Summary

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In this episode, I talk about why I decided to grow a beard, and why I probably will shave it in a week or two. I also give a brief history of why I was reluctant to grow one in the first place.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Makedon! Today I want to talk a bit about the Beard of Glory.
00:00:20.160 Now first of all let me be quite clear I never ever thought it would be it would
00:00:25.520 turn out as sickening and glorious as it is right now. But I also want to elaborate on
00:00:32.320 why I was reluctant to have a beard in the first place and why I probably will shave it in a week or two.
00:00:40.880 Okay Teddy wants to say something.
00:00:42.400 Greetings!
00:00:52.800 Okay Teddy says that this might actually make the true friend legionnaires erupt in civil war
00:00:59.760 regarding the beard. That's a chance I'm willing to take but before you decide to mutiny if I shave,
00:01:08.160 hear me out first. The reason for it is that I have for a long time now like basically since
00:01:18.400 since forever like when me and my brother was small and our glorious father read the
00:01:24.640 the Iliad and Odyssey for us when I got older when I was in my teens like it was always the same kind
00:01:30.480 of ideals that I had and I was striving for so long to work on my overall aesthetics and my physique to
00:01:36.880 reach that goal. So you're gonna see a good few pictures now of my kind of ideal aesthetics that
00:01:45.360 is not only the body but you know with the with long blonde hair and clean shaven and a jacked and
00:01:51.360 muscular physique. So I'm gonna play that little little section now.
00:02:05.840 We are the gods, the new world order. We are the soldiers, the Legion of Light. We are the
00:02:25.920 century to death of the sun, fire and flame. We are one.
00:02:30.960 We are the gods, the new world order. We are the soldiers, the Legion of Light.
00:02:36.560 We are the century to death of the sun, fire and flame. We are one.
00:02:42.880 They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. In great armor,
00:02:53.520 I shall clad them in with the mightiest weapons they will be armed. They shall have such tactics,
00:03:01.440 strategies and machines that no fool can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against terror.
00:03:08.880 So yeah, you see that it is a reoccurring theme, like what the kind of aesthetics I've always wanted
00:03:18.400 to go for. None of them have a beard. However, I realized that they actually do look better with
00:03:23.280 a beard and it is rather glorious. It adds to my viking-ness and it's also very fucking awesome 0.97
00:03:29.280 to not have to shave. But with that said, I will probably shave for the summer, for the summer photo 0.76
00:03:35.360 shoots, to have that clean-shaven, elven kind of look. Because I like that that's who I am. And then
00:03:43.040 in the autumn, I'll probably save it out and have it until god knows when, perhaps until next summer,
00:03:48.960 if I decide to shave it or if I keep it, I don't know. I really like it, it suits me. But for me to
00:03:55.360 be true to myself, I think I need to shave, actually. But fear not, it will be back. But that's just,
00:04:01.680 I want to give my reasons for it. I will keep it a week or two maybe, longer. But then during the
00:04:08.960 summer, I want to have it, you know, when I'm a bit more cut in my face as well, it looks like clean
00:04:13.520 with the jawline and everything like that, a bit more tidy as it were. So that's basically why I just
00:04:20.400 wanted to have that said. But with that said, thank you so much for everyone who has complimented my
00:04:26.400 beard. And thank you all for being on me to actually save out my beard. And because when I
00:04:31.600 saved it out, I was like, okay, I've gotten this question a million times now and I didn't even
00:04:35.680 think that it would be this good. So yeah, thank you to everyone. You know, I love you. No homo, 1.00
00:04:42.640 semi-homo, full homo sometimes. So yeah, I just wanted to have that said. And who am I? 0.97
00:04:48.400 I am the soon again to be elf, but now viking chieftain of glory, XXO. Boom. 0.88