The Golden One - November 01, 2019


Do You Wanna Know How I Got This Massive？ Gains Kitchen - Bloatmaxx


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

107.02594

Word Count

850

Sentence Count

82

Misogynist Sentences

3


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm from the South with O'Kanash and Paul,
00:00:04.340 sing O'Kanash and Paul,
00:00:06.760 come and learn all of it,
00:00:08.860 and learn all of it,
00:00:10.660 and learn all of it,
00:00:13.060 and learn all of it.
00:00:14.380 O'Kanash and Paul!
00:00:30.000 Greetings, true friends,
00:00:51.000 and welcome back to Gain's FUCKING kitchen!
00:00:53.720 Do you want to know how I got this massive?
00:00:56.740 My father was a glorious man.
00:01:01.740 One day, we were having dinner,
00:01:03.740 he looks at my mother,
00:01:05.740 then he looks to me and says,
00:01:07.740 you have to get excruciatingly massive.
00:01:11.740 So I decided to go on a bloat max,
00:01:13.740 and I want to teach you all how to go on a bloat max as well.
00:01:16.740 So I'm gonna show you the ultimate recipe to make a smoothie.
00:01:20.740 So we have a lot of ingredients here,
00:01:23.740 because we want to fuel up, of course, over autumn,
00:01:26.740 so we can bloat max gains,
00:01:28.740 so we can post physique to Instagram and Twitter.
00:01:31.740 So the ingredients are as follows.
00:01:37.740 The base is some good old Swedish milk.
00:01:40.740 By the way, the red means full fat,
00:01:42.740 so obviously since we're going to bloat max,
00:01:45.740 we want the highest fat in everything,
00:01:47.740 and fat is also good for our cognitive ability,
00:01:50.740 so we can successfully win the metapolitical struggle.
00:01:55.740 But as I said in a recent video,
00:01:57.740 we win the metapolitical by being aesthetic,
00:02:00.740 because the one with the most attractive aesthetics will win,
00:02:04.740 not the one with the best ideas.
00:02:07.740 True story.
00:02:11.740 Continuing on, having some good old cream as well,
00:02:14.740 obviously to, again, bloat max the calories in this smoothie.
00:02:20.740 So yeah, some good old cream there.
00:02:23.740 Then we have some Russian yogurt.
00:02:29.740 It's only 17%,
00:02:31.740 and I have a wish for anyone at Lindahls,
00:02:34.740 if you're watching this video,
00:02:35.740 could you please make one that is bigger,
00:02:37.740 and could you also not have a plastic container?
00:02:40.740 Could you have one of those older paper bags,
00:02:44.740 or not bags, but containers?
00:02:46.740 That would be much appreciated.
00:02:48.740 I'm speaking on behalf of Mother Nature when I said that,
00:02:51.740 so less plastic packaging.
00:02:57.740 I have consulted the bears of wisdom,
00:03:00.740 and they say that you need to,
00:03:02.740 if you're gonna bulk,
00:03:03.740 if you're gonna put on some size and some mass,
00:03:05.740 you need some blueberries.
00:03:07.740 So some good old blueberries,
00:03:09.740 much cheaper to buy frozen.
00:03:11.740 So yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
00:03:13.740 You can talk to any bear out in the forest if you want,
00:03:16.740 they will say the same thing.
00:03:18.740 It is known.
00:03:20.740 Last but not least,
00:03:22.740 the greatest way of all time.
00:03:28.740 Jotunheim Blueberry Way.
00:03:30.740 Absolutely glorious,
00:03:31.740 and I'm saying this in the humblest way possible,
00:03:34.740 because you all know me,
00:03:35.740 I'm very humble,
00:03:36.740 I think humility is an important quality,
00:03:39.740 but I can back it up.
00:03:40.740 If I say this is the greatest way of all time,
00:03:42.740 someone might argue and say that,
00:03:44.740 the chocolate is the better option.
00:03:46.740 It's up for debate.
00:03:48.740 Actually, scholars are arguing which is the best way,
00:03:52.740 the blueberry,
00:03:54.740 pear vanilla,
00:03:55.740 or the chocolate.
00:03:56.740 Who knows?
00:03:57.740 Let me know in the comment section below,
00:03:59.740 for those of you who have had the privilege to try.
00:04:01.740 So anyway,
00:04:03.740 what we will do is simply put all of these fine ingredients into a mixer.
00:04:09.740 I'm gonna mix it.
00:04:10.740 I don't measure anything,
00:04:12.740 because I'm too magnificent to be so strict.
00:04:16.740 So I'm just gonna throw in a few deciliters of everything.
00:04:20.740 I used two scoops by the way,
00:04:22.740 and yeah,
00:04:23.740 I'll be right back.
00:04:26.740 Juicy.
00:04:42.740 Do you want to know how I got this massive?
00:04:45.740 I commenced a cut for summer,
00:04:47.740 trying to get shredded,
00:04:48.740 but I got a bit too thin.
00:04:50.740 I got a bit too shredded
00:04:52.740 until it came to a point where
00:04:54.740 my wife,
00:04:55.740 she couldn't stand the sight of me.
00:04:57.740 So I decided to bloat Max.
00:04:59.740 So this is the recipe you must use if you
00:05:01.740 are in that situation.
00:05:13.740 Voila.
00:05:14.740 Looks like this.
00:05:16.740 Tastes absolutely amazing.
00:05:18.740 Tastes like some sort of blueberry ice cream,
00:05:21.740 to be perfectly honest.
00:05:23.740 But anyway,
00:05:25.740 something else I need to address is that
00:05:29.740 you might see a lot of Scandinavian guys being cucked,
00:05:34.740 because it's all part of the plan.
00:05:37.740 then an absolute specimen like myself comes along,
00:05:41.740 and everyone is losing their minds.
00:05:44.740 That being said,
00:05:45.740 I will now consume this,
00:05:47.740 then we'll train something fun.
00:05:49.740 .
00:06:11.740 i'm just going to make it a撃開,
00:06:12.740 Thank you.
00:06:42.740 Grotesque max music.
00:06:48.660 I've transcended the bloat max stage and gone directly to the grotesque max stage.
00:06:55.100 Anyway, I thought to ask you something.
00:06:58.180 Do you want to know how I got this juicy and massive?
00:07:01.980 My brother was a...
00:07:05.740 An aesthetic man.
00:07:08.500 And when we were about 16, he was 17.
00:07:12.740 We were at the sofa and we watched the film Ong Bak about a Thai boxer.
00:07:18.680 Then I decided to myself I need to start training Thai boxing.
00:07:23.020 That's the real origin story.
00:07:25.880 Thank you for watching.
00:07:26.920 XOXO.
00:07:27.820 Boom!
00:07:28.240 XOXO.
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