The Golden One - October 30, 2019


This French Noble Loves Degeneracy. Assassin's Creed Unity Part 5.


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

106.50795

Word Count

2,049

Sentence Count

333

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.700 Post-fusique.
00:00:03.360 Greetings, my esteemed subscribing-tons.
00:00:06.700 Welcome back to good old Paris.
00:00:12.240 We are actually in Paris in the fateful year of 1898.
00:00:18.820 So you can see the Eiffel Tower and some cool balloons.
00:00:25.960 Oh.
00:00:26.200 Turn back. You need to get underground. Now. Hurry.
00:00:29.500 So basically we have to get underground.
00:00:32.480 Otherwise we will get cucked by this thing.
00:00:37.820 So yeah, I have had some good old motivation to make high Zumos videos as of late.
00:00:50.280 Feels good.
00:00:50.740 I was actually supposed to make a Gain's Kitchen today, but I got mogged.
00:00:56.200 By the light.
00:00:58.420 It decided to get dark a bit earlier.
00:01:02.240 Which is of course the case in Sweden during autumn.
00:01:05.740 So it shouldn't come as any surprise at all.
00:01:08.540 But worry not.
00:01:10.420 I do have a Gain's Kitchen incoming.
00:01:12.520 I'll just have to make it a bit earlier in the day next time.
00:01:16.460 So it will be a bulking recipe.
00:01:20.000 Oh.
00:01:21.340 Almost got to run.
00:01:22.520 Oh.
00:01:22.780 By a train there.
00:01:24.820 So yeah.
00:01:25.520 A bulking recipe for those who want to bloat max.
00:01:30.640 So we can have a bloat max physique when we post it.
00:01:36.720 So anyway.
00:01:37.940 Speaking of posting physiques and such matters.
00:01:42.800 I just came back from the Temple of Iron and did some good old deadlifts.
00:01:52.360 Always a joyous occasion.
00:01:56.280 Actually for the first time in my life I did 8 repetitions at 180kg.
00:02:06.920 Felt good.
00:02:08.580 I felt strong.
00:02:09.420 And I am actually loading up for a training.
00:02:14.900 Like a classic.
00:02:16.660 Almost Latsbra style.
00:02:20.160 Training video.
00:02:22.020 That I will record with my brother.
00:02:25.320 On Friday actually.
00:02:27.460 So I have loaded up with some good sessions.
00:02:30.460 And on Friday I will lift excruciatingly heavy.
00:02:37.380 And oh I am going to get run over now.
00:02:42.840 Quickly now.
00:02:43.480 Run.
00:02:44.800 Oh.
00:02:45.720 Alright.
00:02:47.500 Good times.
00:02:52.120 Yeah.
00:02:52.800 As I was saying before I almost got run over by a train.
00:02:59.160 I am.
00:03:00.100 Yeah.
00:03:00.380 I will take a full scoop of Varulvsbrygd.
00:03:04.960 Werewolf brew.
00:03:07.380 My pre-workout product.
00:03:09.560 The greatest pre-workout of all time.
00:03:12.540 Actually.
00:03:13.600 I am.
00:03:15.260 I think that would be the verdict of all who try it.
00:03:18.380 Um.
00:03:18.620 And yeah.
00:03:26.240 I will load up.
00:03:27.260 Eat a lot.
00:03:28.180 Load to max bulk.
00:03:30.300 And then have a good old session.
00:03:33.880 Doing some squats and deadlifts.
00:03:36.720 I think.
00:03:37.860 Comment below what you like most in videos.
00:03:43.120 In training motivation videos.
00:03:45.180 A bit of both.
00:03:45.900 Or mainly deadlifts.
00:03:47.080 Or mainly squats.
00:03:47.800 I think there is something primal and testosteroneous about deadlifts.
00:03:55.720 It's a pure and high testosterone exercise.
00:03:59.840 Of course squats is also a highly testosteroneous exercise.
00:04:09.960 It looks like you'll have to climb Lady Liberty.
00:04:12.480 She must have bled through from behind here.
00:04:14.360 But yeah.
00:04:14.680 There is something special with the deadlifts.
00:04:17.120 Lady Liberty.
00:04:25.140 Hmm.
00:04:27.260 Aha.
00:04:28.140 Okay.
00:04:29.280 We have to go around here I suppose.
00:04:35.880 Ooh.
00:04:37.600 What an epic scene.
00:04:47.120 I must say.
00:04:55.880 Ooh.
00:04:56.160 And look at that view.
00:04:58.540 I think this is.
00:05:01.460 Because.
00:05:02.800 Some higher powers wants me to reach 100.000 subscribers.
00:05:11.820 Now.
00:05:12.560 That being said.
00:05:13.780 I have.
00:05:15.400 Heard.
00:05:17.120 And we're back.
00:05:18.760 Not everyone is so fortunate their first time through a bridge.
00:05:21.840 Sometimes.
00:05:22.540 Our initiates are trapped in the system.
00:05:24.380 And we have no choice but to send someone like you.
00:05:26.740 In to rescue them.
00:05:27.760 In fact.
00:05:29.040 One of our initiates is caught in a Bellepox server right now.
00:05:32.700 If you're not too exhausted.
00:05:34.080 You can re-enter the bridge and rescue him.
00:05:36.180 Alright.
00:05:36.720 Back to work initiate.
00:05:39.600 Alright.
00:05:42.080 Cool.
00:05:44.320 Yes.
00:05:44.780 As I was saying.
00:05:45.600 I have it on good authority.
00:05:47.800 A good friend just told me earlier today.
00:05:50.060 That he has been unsubscribed from the channel.
00:05:53.600 He noted that when he saw my last video.
00:05:57.780 And it's not the first time I hear that.
00:06:00.980 It's quite common that guys say it.
00:06:04.200 But you know.
00:06:05.240 It is what it is.
00:06:07.140 You just have to look at the bright side of life.
00:06:10.680 Look at the possibilities.
00:06:13.400 To admire the aesthetics of our protagonist here.
00:06:17.900 Kill the criminals.
00:06:19.800 Okay.
00:06:23.520 Bloody conservative.
00:06:24.840 Okay.
00:06:25.160 Who are...
00:06:26.580 Aha.
00:06:26.940 These are the revolutionaries.
00:06:29.300 These are the leftists.
00:06:30.740 We must illuminate them.
00:06:31.720 Oh.
00:06:33.120 Wait.
00:06:41.240 I was with Rusty there.
00:06:43.160 I haven't played in a little while.
00:06:46.800 Okay.
00:06:47.400 Come at me, Brew.
00:06:48.660 Hello, mate.
00:06:51.100 Well, he's not my mate.
00:06:52.280 But anyway.
00:06:54.240 There is so the epic Thai boxing move also.
00:06:56.280 Now, where was I?
00:07:01.980 I always seem to get interrupted when I make these videos.
00:07:06.480 So anyway.
00:07:07.060 As I said.
00:07:08.980 I've had a good few ladding tons say that they've been unsubscribed.
00:07:16.520 But yeah.
00:07:17.980 It's an unfortunate thing.
00:07:20.280 But it is what it is.
00:07:23.980 Now I have to swim over this fine river.
00:07:29.200 And get back to the epic place.
00:07:33.620 So anyway.
00:07:34.380 I was listening to the Bronze Age Mindset.
00:07:38.980 The Bronze Age Pervert podcast.
00:07:41.940 I have signed up for a year's subscription.
00:07:48.800 Because I do believe it is a very good and motivating podcast.
00:07:55.320 And it's good to support our own content creators.
00:07:59.760 And yeah.
00:08:01.080 I listen to it in between sets in the gym.
00:08:04.440 And it gives me motivation and good insights.
00:08:07.900 Parishioners found a body in Notre Dame today.
00:08:15.040 The wags are already calling him the penitent.
00:08:18.960 I take it justice has been done?
00:08:21.580 Not entirely.
00:08:23.280 Sivère had an accomplice the night of Monsieur de l'Esser's murder.
00:08:26.580 He struck the killing blow.
00:08:28.480 This raises troubling questions.
00:08:30.960 What have you learned?
00:08:32.180 He was working with a man called le Roi des Tunes.
00:08:34.900 The King of Beggars.
00:08:36.280 Are you sure?
00:08:37.000 You know him.
00:08:37.520 Of him.
00:08:38.680 The beggars pay him tribute.
00:08:40.920 The man himself is a ghost.
00:08:42.940 We've sent three assassins after him.
00:08:45.360 The first two found no trace.
00:08:47.380 The third never returned.
00:08:49.820 I can find him.
00:08:51.600 Sivère met with one of his lieutenants.
00:08:54.080 I owe it to the memory of Monsieur de l'Esser to uncover the truth.
00:08:58.160 Perhaps you can at that.
00:09:00.520 You've proved yourself a true assassin today.
00:09:02.980 And a true assassin must have the proper tools.
00:09:06.440 So the concealed blade and the smoke bombs were just what you had on hand then?
00:09:12.240 The phantom blade.
00:09:15.160 A modest little update from the traditional assassin's blade.
00:09:20.040 Where you're going, you may not wish to get too close to your enemies.
00:09:23.420 Now then.
00:09:24.420 Now then.
00:09:26.880 Assassin.
00:09:28.380 This council charges you to go to la Cour d'Emirat.
00:09:32.620 Find there the Templar agent, le Roi des Tunes.
00:09:35.340 Learn his secrets.
00:09:36.720 Let's bring him peace.
00:09:41.920 We must bring this guy peace.
00:09:47.040 Anyway, as I was saying in this episode.
00:09:53.060 Episode 9 I listened to.
00:09:56.240 It is about the Joker movie.
00:10:01.000 Which I haven't seen yet.
00:10:02.340 It's the life of a married man with a little child.
00:10:08.980 Now of course you can always solve those sort of things with a babysitter etc.
00:10:13.440 But it's a bit harder to just go to the cinema whenever you want like that.
00:10:22.100 But I don't know.
00:10:24.300 I might do it at some stage anyway.
00:10:27.440 Because it is a culturally important film.
00:10:30.140 I might be a bit late on commenting it.
00:10:32.560 So I might skip it as well.
00:10:33.920 Who knows.
00:10:34.660 I will see.
00:10:36.460 But Bronze Age Pervert mentioned something interesting in the podcast.
00:10:41.540 When he talks about what he would rather see.
00:10:45.960 Kind of movies.
00:10:47.120 And he said.
00:10:47.960 Jason and the Argonauts.
00:10:50.180 But in space.
00:10:51.940 And of course it reminded me a bit.
00:10:54.340 No, not a bit.
00:10:55.460 Wrong word I used there.
00:10:58.040 It reminded me a lot.
00:11:00.140 Of Horus Heresy.
00:11:01.640 Or 40k.
00:11:03.000 Warhammer.
00:11:04.360 And because you have similar themes.
00:11:08.460 In that setting.
00:11:10.860 A band of brothers.
00:11:12.720 Out in search of powerful artifacts.
00:11:18.480 So.
00:11:20.180 Yeah.
00:11:20.720 Speaking of books etc.
00:11:22.720 Will make some sort of book review on the Horus Heresy.
00:11:28.780 Or a quote review actually.
00:11:31.220 Because there are about three different quotes from different Horus Heresy books that I have on my page.
00:11:39.420 Thegoldenman.se that I will probably read out and talk a bit about.
00:11:44.600 Because they are so motivating.
00:11:49.500 So that is something I might do.
00:11:51.220 And I held a little vote on my telegram page.
00:11:57.420 If you saw that.
00:11:58.740 About if you are familiar with Warhammer or not.
00:12:04.260 So there is basically Warhammer fantasy.
00:12:07.680 If you have seen me play Warhammer Total War.
00:12:11.940 That is set in fantasy setting.
00:12:14.520 So it's yeah.
00:12:15.620 Fantasy with elves and orcs and dwarves and knights and that sort of stuff.
00:12:23.140 Then you also have Warhammer 40k.
00:12:27.060 And Horus Heresy can be said to be 30k.
00:12:30.240 So it is a thousand years before the 40k setting.
00:12:34.980 And that is basically science fiction.
00:12:37.420 Where you have genetically modified demigods and soldiers etc.
00:12:48.280 So yeah.
00:12:49.300 An interesting setting for sure.
00:12:51.780 So in my humble opinion at least.
00:12:55.460 I think Warhammer fantasy for me has always been the successor of Tolkien's work.
00:13:02.900 It's because it was the fantasy setting I went to after seeing the films and reading the books.
00:13:11.620 So basically I saw the first Lord of the Rings.
00:13:15.260 The Fellowship of the Ring.
00:13:17.580 And then I read all the books.
00:13:18.900 And in the meantime until the second film came out.
00:13:23.420 Had a huge impact on me when I was at that age.
00:13:28.480 I found it highly inspiring.
00:13:30.600 And motivating.
00:13:31.900 And of course still does.
00:13:32.960 Now let's see what the crack is in this rather dodgy part of town I suppose.
00:13:44.760 The Kingdom of Beggars.
00:13:46.580 Let's do it lads.
00:13:47.800 I do believe that there is a lot of degeneracy going on here.
00:14:03.900 We are here as the champion of order.
00:14:08.240 We need to bring these people to the light of the emperor.
00:14:12.340 Speaking of the emperor Napoleon.
00:14:18.260 We'll actually meet him later in the game.
00:14:21.340 So anyway.
00:14:23.320 Concluding my little monologue on Warhammer.
00:14:26.880 I will make lore videos about both fantasy and horus heresy at a later opportunity.
00:14:34.700 But I just thought to mention it here in this let's play.
00:14:42.320 Because I was inspired.
00:14:43.920 Since I heard Jason and the Argonauts but in space.
00:14:50.260 So speaking about the Joker.
00:14:53.960 Of course in Batman.
00:14:55.120 He's one of the greatest villains of all time.
00:14:57.720 I am a great fan of Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy.
00:15:09.880 You whoreson.
00:15:11.320 Okay.
00:15:11.700 We need to hide from these degenerates.
00:15:16.200 We have to investigate the area.
00:15:20.100 Now we have left area.
00:15:22.180 That was silly of me.
00:15:24.640 I suppose we'll have to go in again.
00:15:25.980 In this degenerate hellhole.
00:15:30.400 But it must be done.
00:15:33.480 Must be done for the good of the French kingdom.
00:15:40.220 Tackle the thief.
00:15:41.660 Not now though.
00:15:42.880 We are on a secret mission here.
00:15:49.580 See what is going on.
00:15:55.980 See if we can.
00:15:58.340 Aha.
00:15:58.980 I have spotted someone over there.
00:16:05.680 Go on.
00:16:06.500 Jump down.
00:16:08.440 Now we need to blend in here.
00:16:11.160 There we are.
00:16:11.680 The king of Tunes left hand.
00:16:14.440 The touch.
00:16:20.000 Oh I wouldn't do that.
00:16:25.380 Look.
00:16:32.780 Lovely, you know?
00:16:33.820 The good folk of Paris give more money to crippled beggars than whole ones.
00:16:40.040 No one day Tunes isn't that bit of trivia an opportunity to motivate his less successful employees.
00:16:48.220 That man.
00:16:49.060 Has lost a foot.
00:16:50.820 Now you can charge in there, cause a great disturbance, and send all the rats scurrying back to their holes.
00:16:59.200 Or, you can disappear into the swarm, and follow the rats back to their king.
00:17:09.340 Either way, that man has lost a foot.
00:17:13.040 It's done.
00:17:14.060 Take him to the clinic.
00:17:14.880 Very true.
00:17:15.760 And that guy looked like a, not only a degenerate, but a connoisseur of all manner of generacy.
00:17:22.360 Not yet.
00:17:23.020 This guy.
00:17:23.420 Who are you, precisely?
00:17:28.340 And why help me?
00:17:29.780 Oh.
00:17:31.180 I've had my eye on you for some time, Darno.
00:17:34.900 I feel it my sovereign duty to aid all those who suffered in cruelest bondage with me at the Bastille.
00:17:44.220 And I have a vested interest in seeing the king of rats caught in a trap.
00:17:50.760 As to my name, I have the pleasure of being Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sainte.
00:18:03.240 Do pay me a visit, when you've tired of chasing vermin.
00:18:08.860 I will be sure to do it.
00:18:11.120 That man is an acolyte of Slaanesh.
00:18:19.220 Slaanesh being the god of excess and debauchery in, well, both Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40k.
00:18:26.400 So I do believe that we will leave this episode here.
00:18:32.680 So this is a nice, short, comfy autumn gaming session.
00:18:36.560 And we'll pick up here the next time.
00:18:39.320 So thank you for watching and have a great rest of your day.
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