The Golden One - September 12, 2014


Gains Kitchen English Breakfast


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

116.52317

Word Count

803

Sentence Count

77

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings to you friends, welcome back to Gain's fucking kitchen. Today, you fucking juicy.
00:00:18.960 First of all, let me be quite clear. Ireland, you know my feelings for you, you know I love you.
00:00:24.780 The Ferris Maiden, some of the truest and juiciest of friends, the juiciest temple as well, a.k.a. GrĂ¥loig City Gym.
00:00:34.060 But, Irish breakfast. Really? It's basically English breakfast, so I'm gonna be quite real with you.
00:00:43.500 And despite my bias, I will call this an English fucking breakfast.
00:00:47.420 First, inspired by Lord of the Rings. Imagine that we're in Hobbiton, in a Hobbit hole, bulking, and eating this.
00:00:58.840 Yeah, so speaking of bulking, this is my first bulking recipe for the Ottoman. It feels fucking amazing.
00:01:05.140 So you can sense on me that I have a bit more energy now, when I have pushed up my calories a bit.
00:01:11.080 And I thought, wow, what the first fucking recipe should be.
00:01:14.900 And no question at all, really.
00:01:18.240 Begin with some mainstay, good old Swedish, ecological eggs, right there.
00:01:25.360 And some good old Swedish bacon. I haven't eaten bacon in six months, something like that.
00:01:32.720 So I really miss that. And also, some magic mushrooms.
00:01:38.620 Now, I haven't leveled enough in alchemy to know what magical properties these grant.
00:01:45.140 If you have any idea, comment below.
00:01:47.600 I think they might contribute some to the stamina or hypertrophy or whatever.
00:01:53.160 Comment below what you think they do.
00:01:54.480 Also, to add some glorious flavor to this fine meal, is some fucking Swedish good old tomatoes.
00:02:03.360 So this is really a Swedish, Irish, English, Hobbit breakfast as well.
00:02:10.480 It's not really breakfast either, because this is about, it's actually past lunchtime.
00:02:15.380 But yeah, you know, make this video now.
00:02:19.120 So I'm gonna throw it all in there.
00:02:21.040 We're gonna start with the bacon.
00:02:23.060 So, we're actually putting in the bacon first.
00:02:34.360 We haven't utilized any butter or anything, because the bacon is so fat, so we can actually fry it in just that.
00:02:39.940 So we're gonna let that fry for just a bit, before we actually put in the eggs and then the veggies here.
00:02:49.120 So we're just gonna let that boil up for just a second.
00:02:53.060 Alright, so the bacon of glory is actually frying.
00:03:04.860 And time has come to add the magical eggs of wisdom.
00:03:09.120 I'm gonna utilize three glorious, no, not three, six eggs, obviously.
00:03:24.880 Wait, cut that.
00:03:25.980 I'm actually gonna take...
00:03:27.120 Yeah, three fucking eggs.
00:03:33.340 Don't get too much otherwise.
00:03:36.120 I don't want to eat myself too full on protein when I need the fucking carbs to perform.
00:03:41.940 So today's session is actually the second session of the Russian squadron team, and the second session of the small of a junior for the bench for the hench.
00:03:49.740 I was actually gonna cut these up in this little thing behind here, but I keep all my steroids there, so I couldn't do that.
00:04:09.740 All right, there we are, all the ingredients inside.
00:04:20.420 I only utilized one fucking tomato and three of the magic mushrooms.
00:04:24.920 So I'm gonna stir this around and make sure that the magic mushrooms are fried in the fucking fat from the bacon.
00:04:32.920 It will taste like fucking heaven, I promise you.
00:04:35.140 All right, so the magic portion of the English is finally ready.
00:04:53.160 And to all of my English true friends, I've also actually dedicated a video to Herevad, who is probably my favorite English hero.
00:05:01.520 But I'm gonna do a lot of training videos, and I want to dedicate it to some national hero, so English brothers, feel free to comment below whom you would like me to dedicate it to.
00:05:12.700 Either way, so our meal.
00:05:17.660 It's actually juicy as fuck.
00:05:20.420 I'm gonna pour it out from the platter here.
00:05:24.660 And then I'm gonna need some salad with that, some fruits and veggies.
00:05:35.340 Even though you're bulking, you should still strive to get some servings in a day.
00:05:42.640 So, there is my lunch.
00:05:48.300 And a future recipe could actually be a full English breakfast with, you know, toast and jam and stuff like that.
00:05:58.780 But yeah, this looks fucking beautiful.
00:06:02.580 It's like I'm a master chef.
00:06:04.580 I'm really impressed by my own performance, actually.
00:06:07.700 So, yeah.
00:06:10.040 And also, it's fucking bulking time.
00:06:11.820 Feel free to comment and give me advice for stuff you'd be liking to see, you would like to see.
00:06:16.980 I'm gonna do protein pancakes, banana bulk shake, and then I'm open for suggestions.
00:06:23.980 So, I'm gonna enjoy this fine meal right now.
00:06:26.960 Then I'm gonna do some fucking Let's Play, some Rome, some Skyrim.
00:06:31.660 And then I'm gonna hit the fucking gym.
00:06:34.680 Fucking chest day.
00:06:36.340 Four days a week is fucking chest day for me.
00:06:39.320 That's heaven for me.
00:06:42.820 And who am I?
00:06:43.660 I'm the juicy Nord of the North.
00:06:51.800 XOXO.
00:06:52.400 Boom.