The Golden One - September 11, 2014


Skyrim. The Last Journey


Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

88.37221

Word count

1,234

Sentence count

97

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

50

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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In this episode of the Elder Scrolls Online Podcast, we re-visit a former place and find ourselves face to face with some old enemies. We also find some new weapons and gear to upgrade the warhammer with.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings true friends and welcome back. I still have my snuggle shirt on and I've loaded up with
00:00:11.880 some more coffee to properly enjoy this little exploration thing. I lost my English there for
00:00:23.520 a second but that's okay because my guns are juicy as fuck so yeah and as you can hear on the music
00:00:34.260 we're actually in combat here and perhaps we can do like this yeah so I actually left off here in 0.92
00:00:50.700 the last episode and I'm hunted by some blasphemous Dwemer automatons so we're actually gonna try to 1.00
00:01:00.000 get to that lever and I I want to do that without being seen by that 0.97
00:01:15.500 by that cheeky cunt down there so okay oh silly me it's actually there you can close that off for us 0.99
00:01:31.520 all right so we're actually down here and you see yes this is my snuggle shirt I hope you have your 0.99
00:01:39.920 snuggle shirt on as well and some hot beverage you see it's quite cold in here as we're nearing into
00:01:46.280 the mountain it actually gets a bit hotter but but still get the proper immersion
00:01:51.140 and we must all be aware of
00:02:00.440 Falmer I think they're called so my I wouldn't call them my eggs brothers because I don't want to be 1.00
00:02:10.060 associated with them because they're they're not very glorious at all and they have killed a lot of
00:02:14.800 them so we're just gonna refer to them as Falmer or snow elves or blind elves something like that
00:02:24.700 okay so we actually got a door here
00:02:27.040 apprentice shouldn't be any problem
00:02:33.100 wrong way ah there we are okay and we have the pleasure and it's working there
00:02:44.080 okay quickly now heal up before we're attacked again yes now
00:03:00.100 beautiful beautiful swordsmanship displayed by me right now
00:03:08.080 I'm getting better at this continuous progression even if it might seem a bit silly that I'm trying
00:03:17.440 to get better at you know a game it's still you know something you could oh look at that though
00:03:24.220 an orcish warhammer and an amulet of talos okay you know what
00:03:30.760 dear sword I have okay I'm just gonna finish my thought first yeah it's still fun to progress in
00:03:38.840 everything like so even if it just to get a bit better at combat in Skyrim it's still something worth
00:03:43.720 doing because then it's really rewarding when you actually get better at it so yeah I'm actually
00:03:50.380 trying to um to do that orcish warhammer favorite
00:03:55.180 okay so this will actually get better later 0.96
00:04:02.020 I don't want to throw that away steel sword why in the actual fuck am I carrying that 0.52
00:04:12.760 okay never mind I'm gonna do that expert okay I'm gonna give this but one try 0.99
00:04:24.040 fuck okay usually it's it's you know I'm gonna get one try and then I'm gonna give it another try 0.98
00:04:35.200 and then you keep on like that but uh no 0.99
00:04:44.440 should I risk the jump here yeah
00:04:48.400 iron mace potion of healing aka potion of amino acids aka potion of red amino acids
00:05:02.440 okay okay so I wanna get down get down here I wanna bloody my my warhammer here oh we get the perfect opportunity
00:05:19.120 bit of failure oh yeah we have to um actually put one here and then
00:05:32.120 let's see crossbow
00:05:39.040 all right I'm gonna save okay now let's go into combat here for the glory
00:05:49.600 oh it wasn't that it was a poverty skeever instead
00:05:54.160 hello 0.99
00:05:56.880 okay might have been a huge mistake taking that warhammer because it was slow as fuck to 0.98
00:06:04.820 well 0.75
00:06:23.820 all right yeah and it might actually have been a little mistake to to change from my
00:06:29.820 from my my greatsword because the new warhammer isn't it isn't nearly as good
00:06:42.820 and I'm gonna fight 0.98
00:06:45.820 and I wish I had my fucking shout 0.99
00:06:48.820 saved by the fucking bell imagine that okay gonna need some health I'm gonna need immediately as well 0.99
00:07:01.820 archery no two-handed 0.99
00:07:05.820 champions already have that devastating blow standing power
00:07:10.820 well sprinting okay those are all good we're gonna save those for later and we're gonna use juggernaut 0.75
00:07:23.820 and it was all in vain fuck actually okay let's let's redo that oh by the way apparel I almost forgot 0.87
00:07:44.820 Talos I love you 0.96
00:07:51.820 I can't afford to miss those
00:07:57.820 there's no chance
00:07:59.820 oh
00:08:01.820 okay now we must actually survive this
00:08:05.820 that is
00:08:06.820 yeah
00:08:07.820 gonna go like that again
00:08:08.820 yes thank you
00:08:12.820 oh
00:08:17.820 this is great
00:08:18.820 to have
00:08:20.820 to outreaching like that
00:08:23.820 alright
00:08:24.820 quick save
00:08:25.820 so we don't die again
00:08:26.820 cheeky little trapter as well
00:08:29.820 Cheeky little traptor as well.
00:08:32.820 Oh, we got an archer above us.
00:08:47.820 Oh, I actually thought of shouting him down, but I managed it with just my orcish warhammer.
00:08:57.820 And I have to upgrade the warhammer as well.
00:09:03.820 Hmm, a little moonstone or I think you make elven weapons with that.
00:09:13.820 Found an arrow, found a sword, no.
00:09:17.820 Okay, we have reached some cool place.
00:09:27.820 Alright, and this is a former place.
00:09:31.820 Yeah.
00:09:37.820 Come on now.
00:09:39.820 Oh, I did not see that coming at all. 0.96
00:09:45.820 I was just gonna promise to not suck as much.
00:09:49.820 I was reminded that I have already promised that enough times. 0.93
00:10:01.820 I really like those staggering... 0.99
00:10:03.820 Okay, last try on this bastard. 0.99
00:10:15.820 Alright, now then. 1.00
00:10:17.820 Okay.
00:10:23.820 There.
00:10:24.820 Yes, one more time.
00:10:25.820 Oh, aah.
00:10:30.820 It was quite beautifully done by the follower by the way blocking me like that.
00:10:33.820 Yes, now, same.
00:10:37.820 And...
00:10:39.820 I'm gonna try to not get shot by him.
00:10:47.820 And now...
00:10:49.820 I wish I had a shower ready.
00:10:53.820 Perhaps we can take a potion, though, to redeem this pact.
00:10:57.820 But first, let us have a sip of coffee.
00:11:05.820 Draught of the night.
00:11:07.820 Heavy armor?
00:11:08.820 Yes, please.
00:11:09.820 And...
00:11:13.820 Minor stamina.
00:11:18.820 Yes, come on now. 0.99
00:11:28.820 That felt good as fuck. 1.00
00:11:29.820 Falmer arrow? 1.00
00:11:31.820 Yes, everything. 1.00
00:11:33.820 Give all your fucking things to me. 1.00
00:11:36.820 Falmer air. 1.00
00:11:38.820 No shield.
00:11:40.820 Not now.
00:11:41.820 Not ever!
00:11:44.820 Do I see...
00:11:48.820 Yeah, let's...
00:11:51.820 Let's do this.
00:11:53.820 Actually.
00:11:55.820 Alchemy lab.
00:11:57.820 Let's see if we can make a cool potion.
00:12:00.820 Damage magicka.
00:12:02.820 Restore stamina.
00:12:03.820 That's always good.
00:12:05.820 Craft.
00:12:08.820 I...
00:12:10.820 Didn't really have anything more to do there.
00:12:20.820 Yeah, let's...
00:12:22.820 Head on in.
00:12:23.820 Further.
00:12:25.820 In this glorious place of wisdom and testosterone. 0.58
00:12:29.820 Speaking of testosterone, I will now slay... 1.00
00:12:33.820 This cunt right there. 1.00
00:12:38.820 There we go. 1.00
00:12:40.820 And...
00:12:42.820 Okay, I went for the wrong one.
00:12:44.820 Supposed to get the already damaged one. 0.89
00:12:47.820 And I'm getting shot at there.
00:12:49.820 So I've got some cover here.
00:12:50.820 Good.
00:12:51.820 And now it's the time for a potion of plentiful healing.
00:12:54.820 And do we have restore stamina?
00:12:55.820 Yes we do.
00:12:56.820 Come on now.
00:12:57.820 Let's do it. 1.00
00:12:58.820 I saw a cheeky cunt there. 1.00
00:12:59.820 Yes. 1.00
00:13:00.820 There we are.
00:13:02.820 And then I'm gonna hide behind him here. 1.00
00:13:03.820 You see there's another cheeky cunt behind him. 1.00
00:13:04.820 He can't really shoot at me. 1.00
00:13:05.820 Before he gets shot there. 0.99
00:13:06.820 Let us celebrate how fucking glorious that was. 0.99
00:13:08.820 By admiring my gains. 0.98
00:13:11.820 Okay, so...
00:13:12.820 Okay, so...
00:13:13.820 I'm gonna hide behind him.
00:13:14.820 And then I'm gonna hide behind him here. 1.00
00:13:15.820 You see there's another cheeky cunt behind him. 1.00
00:13:16.820 He can't really shoot at me. 1.00
00:13:17.820 Before...
00:13:18.820 He gets such a shot there. 0.99
00:13:28.820 Let us celebrate how fucking glorious that was. 0.99
00:13:34.820 By admiring my gains. 0.96
00:13:35.820 Okay, so that will actually be...
00:13:40.820 The...
00:13:42.820 Episode for today.
00:13:44.820 And I will resume...
00:13:47.820 At the same place later on.
00:13:50.820 And who am I?
00:13:52.820 I'm the glorious Nord of Skyrim.
00:13:55.820 XOXO.
00:13:56.820 Boom.