Skyrim. The Cosy Episode
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Summary
The Elder Scrolls: An Elder Scrolls Online is a fictional fantasy game that takes place in the world of Elder Scrolls, a fantasy fantasy game set in the Elder Scrolls universe. In this episode, we visit the Arcanium, where we meet a friendly librarian, Faralda, and learn about the history of the game and the lore behind it.
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Welcome back to Skyrim, and this is actually the cozy episode. And to emphasize this fact, I have, look here, looks really nice, I have on my snuggle shirt.
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My arms still look big and huge, my delts as well, and I can snuggle up a bit. And obviously, some coffee. If you haven't coffee, get yourself some tea, and let's just have a nice and relaxed time.
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And the reason for this is, I just got the comment that there wasn't enough continuity to practice that word. And then I thought, like, okay, I can actually make a gameplay of some of the conversations in the game as well, to get that, you know, proper Elder Scrolls feeling.
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Feel, I mean. We're on the internet here, after all. No, it's a feel, not feeling. We have a juicy maiden in front of us.
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And let us yet again admire her Skyrim's beauty here.
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Right, thanks for that, Faralda. Now we're gonna head in...
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Yeah, so if I actually were to study at any place, it would be this place.
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Look at this gorgeous place. Oh, and we have a friendly librarian. Let us resume a civilized conversation with this fine gentleman.
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You are now in the Arcanium, of which I am in charge. It might as well be my own little plane of oblivion. Disrupt my Arcanium, and I will have you torn apart by angry Atronachs. Now, do you require assistance?
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You see, that's a good man right there. He has proper respect for books. Same thing applies in my library. You must always respect books.
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And what do you plan to do with it? Do you even know what you're asking about? Or are you just someone's errand boy?
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You think that even if I did have one here, I would let you see it? It would be kept under the highest security.
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The greatest thief in the world wouldn't be able to lay a finger on it.
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What about? Wait. Are you? Were you the one the Greybeards were calling?
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I'll bring everything we have on them, but it's not much. So don't get your hopes up. It's mostly lies, leavened with rumor and conjecture.
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That feel of being glorious, can you say? If I'm Dragonborn, then he showed some proper respect for me. Quite so indeed.
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There you go. Try not to spill anything on them.
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Ruminations on the Elder Scrolls by Septimus Cygnus, College of Winterhold.
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It is widely known among scholars that the Elder Scrolls entail a certain hazard in their very reading.
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The mechanism of the effect has, at present, been largely unknown.
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Theories of hidden knowledge and divine retribution were the subject of idle speculation with a little investigation.
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You know what I could do? I could do, like, a video where I sit and read a book.
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And then you can listen to that while you go to sleep.
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I don't want to see you treating any of these books poorly. Are we clear?
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He's the world's master of the nature of Elder Scrolls.
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I know exactly where he went. He went to ice cave.
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I'm always looking for someone to procure valuable books from some more dangerous locations.
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I scribbled down the last place I had heard about.
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And finding ancient hidden tombs of eternal knowledge.
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Fast travel there, and then we'll run out into the ice.
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fast travel there and then we'll run out on into the ice straight ahead you
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know later on in the autumn when it at least here in Sweden and most most parts
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of the northern hemisphere gets you know really dark and cold outside and then
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we can all be snuggled up inside and I can run around in Skyrim and procure ancient
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books with some warm beverages tea coffee some even some chocolate if you're
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bulking oh how nice of me to manage that just fine so yeah let us run out to this
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mad bastard oh this is harvest clam clam meat added and I have absolutely no idea about the macros of a
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clam but I would guess that the protein content is somewhere around 20 because
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so yeah I'm doing a bit of a calmer session this day so we get to know my character a bit better
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so I've actually been to the dawn gourd just activated the quest and stuff so I'll
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actually acquire the crossbow there and I will do that storyline as well because I think that's one
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of the coolest quests actually okay I'm always carrying too much there we see the crossbow
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we're gonna equip that and favorite that walkish battle axe but we have our this one still so I'm
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gonna throw this away kind of hurts do it but I'll be over encumbered can I I'm a good swim here in the
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Arctic sea but as I'm a Nord I don't really feel cold even if I do feel cold I wouldn't I would not
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admit to admit to it you can't admit the weakness than you are you're a little girl if you knew that
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the cave beer is the aggressor here so I'm gonna take the side of the walrosses
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and I don't want to have a stand-up fight against this bear
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I am actually not going to fight him at all the walrosses have to manage on their own now
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goodbye bear see you later perhaps when I've leveled a bit and I'll come back and have my way with you
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oh look a colony of they do not look too friendly actually might have been a mistake to help those to
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so as I might have mentioned my character's name is Isgramor in honor of the ancient Nord hero
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into the ocean boom I still have the imperial helmet and gonna see if we find anything juicier later on but
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as of now I'm quite content with that that's pretty good stats as well and I'm actually I do try to
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be a bit better I wasn't expecting to die that much when I started this let's play
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all right so we're here Septimus Cygnus Outposts
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yeah kind of a cozy place to to be as well to be honest I mean it's down in ice
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hello hello hello love now we can't say that let's do that okay it's freaky
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I'll know your lost unknown elder scrolls indeed the empire they have sconded with them
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also they think the ones they saw the ones they thought they saw I know of one forgotten sequestered but I cannot go to it not poor Septimus
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but please tell me then I have arisen beyond its ground
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here well here as in this plane Mondas Tamriel nearby relatively speaking on the cosmological scale well it's all nearby
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okay I'm actually tempted to go with this because he kind of annoyed me I just want
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to get it and slay some foul creatures and explore some cool ruins but I'm a
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the other Septimus will give what you want but you must bring him something in
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return name your demands name it you see this masterwork of the
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Septimus is clever among men but he is but an idiot child compared to the dullest of
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lucky then they left behind their own way of reading the elder scrolls
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in the depths of Blackreach one yet lies have you heard of Blackreach cast upon where
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Drimmer city slept the yearning spire hidden learnings kept
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he thinks he's a good poet but I am no better
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and Blackreach lies just beyond this is a really cool place we're going to
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all can enter there really fucking juicy place
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to loose the lock to jump beneath the deathly rock
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ok we don't actually have to talk any more with this
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I half remember I've been here before and I had a bit of a hard time to really find the place,
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but I assume... oh look! It was a bit easier this summer! Okay, so that wasn't actually that
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long of a run. I thought I'd maybe edit the video in afterhand, but it's nice to just run around in
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nature as well, so you get a good feel for the character and for the mission. Scroll of Mayhem!
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Ooh, a gold sapphire ring. Yes, thank you to both of them.
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Okay, so we're gonna exercise some caution. I'm gonna utilize a save day.
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And I'm ready to get ambushed at any moment now. I'm actually gonna bring up my sword instead.
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It's two Khajiits having a go at each other for some...
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They're trying to double-cross each other as they are the way with those sneaky semi-cats.
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Common soul, that's nice. You can utilize that in some good old enchanting later.
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Research notes. I'm actually gonna read the first passage here.
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If only Umani would have left one of these dwarven machine creatures intact for me to study.
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The fact that they almost killed those Khajiit brothers in the middle of the night doesn't mean we
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couldn't have found a way to disable one. We dragged some stuff in front of the pipes.
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They came out of to stop them from coming back.
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And as you can see, I'm utilizing my longer reach there, so it's quite easy to handle when you
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have a two-handed Claymore. I'm actually gonna save the...
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So we have the power Battlecry, but I'm gonna save that and we're gonna use Unrelenting Force.
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I don't really need it for this little boss here.
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As you can see, I can actually just back and hit.
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So I don't have to use any of that blocking I'm so fucking poor at either way.
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Oh, this was just a bloodbath. What has happened here on my desk?
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I can't believe how much he can take. Like, it's really...
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Frostbite Venom, you can actually utilize that.
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Potion of the Warrior can't really help us now because we're not one-handed.
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That was actually one of the coolest killing moves I have...
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And we'll see if we can outrun this bastard.
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I don't want to fight him because I think I'll actually lose that.
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I wouldn't really have time for this, but, um...
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It can be cool to level into lockpicking a bit.
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Okay, I have a good old good dude lockpicks left.
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Always when I die, I have to flex my guns to, um...
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I can look for the light to see where I'm going.
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No, my current weapon is actually a bit better.
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Okay, I'm actually gonna have to fight these spiders.
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Sneaky Wood Elf or a Deep or anything like that.