The Golden One - September 02, 2014


Skyrim. The Ratway


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

86.13963

Word Count

1,921

Sentence Count

287

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings to your friends. Fucking juicy.
00:00:07.000 I need to ask you to stop. That shouting is making people nervous.
00:00:12.000 Good. Glad we straightened that out.
00:00:16.000 Okay. Proper introduction there. I got interrupted by that guard.
00:00:21.000 She will pay for her heinous crimes. So either way, I just...
00:00:24.000 I was here in Riften during the main quest and I just wanted to show you how fucking beautiful it was.
00:00:29.000 We're gonna go into the sewers here. But first, let me...
00:00:36.000 Tell me about my day.
00:00:38.000 You look like you could use a drink.
00:00:41.000 No, thank you. I don't drink. That's bad for the gains.
00:00:44.000 And that's why gaming is so good.
00:00:48.000 Because then you don't have to be out drinking and doing detrimental things to your muscular development.
00:00:56.000 Oh, we're gonna check in the... There we are.
00:01:00.000 Yeah, so I'm actually having a photoshoot today.
00:01:03.000 So this is my pre-photoshoot gaming session to get in the right mood.
00:01:09.000 To get in the right mood for some epicness, as it were.
00:01:19.000 I'm just gonna head on down here.
00:01:24.000 I'm gonna head on in to this glorious place right here.
00:01:30.000 Yeah, I really like Rift and wouldn't live there though.
00:01:34.000 A bit of a... A bit rough for my taste.
00:01:37.000 But, you know, except for the gyms, I like training in rough gyms.
00:01:42.000 I'm not... I'm not gonna sneak here.
00:01:48.000 I'm actually just gonna go ahead.
00:01:50.000 Some potions is always good to have.
00:02:08.000 Vigorous stamina.
00:02:10.000 Potion of...
00:02:12.000 Yet again...
00:02:17.000 With the...
00:02:22.000 Okay, come at me after.
00:02:36.000 Fucking love those...
00:02:38.000 Things.
00:02:39.000 Okay.
00:02:40.000 First...
00:02:41.000 Oh, an orcish bow!
00:02:43.000 In honor of the juicy pale orc.
00:02:46.000 Fucking glorious.
00:02:47.000 Let us celebrate this juiciness by a sip of coffee.
00:02:53.000 Yeah, so I'm actually...
00:02:55.000 Doing a photoshoot later.
00:02:57.000 So I've started carb loading a bit.
00:02:59.000 Some rice cakes.
00:03:01.000 Some gel ignites.
00:03:03.000 And later on I'm actually gonna utilize some fat to, you know, just fill out.
00:03:08.000 So first of all, first only carbs.
00:03:10.000 And then it's time for some carbs and fat.
00:03:15.000 I'm gonna loot this bastard.
00:03:20.000 Steel mace.
00:03:21.000 No, I'm gonna go with the two handed.
00:03:23.000 Okay, first question of interaction.
00:03:25.000 Would you like me to go around in first player mood?
00:03:29.000 Or not?
00:03:32.000 I always play in third person view.
00:03:34.000 But...
00:03:37.000 Because...
00:03:38.000 You are my glorious true friends...
00:03:43.000 You will have to...
00:03:45.000 Um...
00:03:50.000 Oh well.
00:03:51.000 We're just gonna head down here then.
00:03:54.000 Yeah.
00:03:55.000 Let me know.
00:03:56.000 What you prefer.
00:03:57.000 Because I'm doing it just as much for you.
00:04:00.000 As for me.
00:04:04.000 Utilize a quick save.
00:04:06.000 This could be like a horror game.
00:04:11.000 Yes.
00:04:12.000 I am here.
00:04:13.000 Come back to me.
00:04:14.000 Yes.
00:04:15.000 I am here.
00:04:16.000 Come back to me.
00:04:18.000 Oh, this guy.
00:04:19.000 Run, no!
00:04:23.000 Qian the Fist.
00:04:25.000 I'm being a bit of a con there.
00:04:26.000 Not fist fighting him.
00:04:27.000 But...
00:04:28.000 I'm gonna quest for glory.
00:04:32.000 Oh, look at that.
00:04:33.000 Gloves of the Pudgelist.
00:04:34.000 So, Pudgelist is...
00:04:36.000 An old word for boxer.
00:04:42.000 Boxing.
00:04:43.000 The noble art of self-defense.
00:04:45.000 Can...
00:04:48.000 Highly recommend that you train it.
00:04:55.000 In addition to...
00:04:56.000 To the gym, of course.
00:05:00.000 Look, it's fucking graphics though.
00:05:03.000 That's why I fucking love Skyrim.
00:05:04.000 It's...
00:05:05.000 You know, just so...
00:05:06.000 So fucking beautiful.
00:05:09.000 And to emphasize that fact...
00:05:11.000 That will kill a lowlife.
00:05:15.000 Yeah, I'm...
00:05:16.000 I'm quite excited.
00:05:17.000 To be honest.
00:05:18.000 To be perfectly fucking honest.
00:05:19.000 I am...
00:05:20.000 I am so excited and happy right now.
00:05:21.000 The Ragged Flagon.
00:05:22.000 The Ragged Flagon.
00:05:23.000 Okay.
00:05:24.000 I am...
00:05:25.000 The Ragged Flagon.
00:05:26.000 Could be a cool place.
00:05:27.000 We could have a gym.
00:05:28.000 All true friends could have a gym down here.
00:05:29.000 to be perfectly fucking honest I am I am so excited and happy right now the
00:05:36.560 ragged flagon okay I am there yeah the ragged flagon could be a cool place we
00:05:51.180 could have a gym all true friends could have a gym down there and then they
00:05:54.860 serve protein-rich food down here and then we yeah we don't drink any mead but we
00:06:03.440 drink we drink coffee instead and then we go out questing together yes
00:06:24.860 okay I'm getting a bit on there to be honest and I can't really save myself
00:06:31.340 I'm just gonna die and redo that I missed that first swing was a really silly of
00:06:40.760 me let's see if we can hide
00:06:54.860 I tried to do a Fusruda but it was a bit buggy there to be honest okay quickly
00:07:24.860 now now you die yes boom we will not I assure you you bastard got a cool armor
00:07:40.640 here to be honest but I'm going with the heavy armor for optimal gains
00:07:48.620 oh I can't I can't afford to miss that
00:07:59.620 oh I'm trapped fuck
00:08:03.620 yes what the fuck
00:08:05.620 both your life and land are now forfeit
00:08:09.620 make it
00:08:12.620 one more time
00:08:24.620 there we are
00:08:26.620 all right let's see if we have a mana potion could be really useful right here
00:08:31.860 actually blocking yeah I could use that 100 no thanks yes
00:08:39.620 resist code no okay there we are
00:08:54.620 quick save okay come at me now
00:08:58.620 where is he where are you Talbor come to me
00:09:04.620 come to me
00:09:07.620 oh it's coming up
00:09:11.620 I'll end your miserable life
00:09:17.620 oh there you go
00:09:18.620 force roger
00:09:21.620 go
00:09:25.620 oh
00:09:37.620 glorious
00:09:38.620 okay so my intro got a bit disrupted by that city guard but I was gonna tell you that I had nice close shave
00:09:45.620 you that I had a nice close shave. Feels good as fuck. A nice close shave and some coffee and
00:09:54.020 some Skyrim and then I'm ready to shoot. So I'm actually gonna go to the... Still Battleaxe. To
00:10:02.420 the gym before the shoot and then directly to the shoot. And for those of you who isn't aware,
00:10:11.860 it's called Time for Print, which means that there's no money involved. It's just that the
00:10:18.980 photographer gets the pictures for his portfolio and the model, me, gets the pictures as well. And
00:10:27.700 then if the model is going to the place, then the photographer is paying for the expenses,
00:10:37.380 the trips and stuff. But now it's just here in Uppsala. So, you know, yeah, don't have to do anything really.
00:10:48.100 So it's just time that both put into it. Use Anvil. Oh, a chest.
00:10:57.220 Elven Sword. Wish I could find a juicy warhammer. And yeah, yet again,
00:11:12.580 I don't know if I might have leveled up to that point where you actually choose which 200 weapon you
00:11:19.380 will utilize. But let me know which one you think is the juiciest.
00:11:30.100 Dravin's Bow. It was actually quite fucking bad, to be honest. Not very good at all.
00:11:37.940 Cool. We can sell that. Unlock chest, once again.
00:11:50.660 Look, I'm quite good at this, actually.
00:11:58.180 Yeah. Some cool stuff right there.
00:12:00.900 Hey, Spurn. Where are you?
00:12:10.180 In here, maybe? No?
00:12:13.860 Ah.
00:12:16.740 The Rathway Warrens. Let us go in here.
00:12:30.900 Apprentice. Yeah, so I'm actually playing this game on... on Master difficulty.
00:12:43.300 So that's why I die sometimes.
00:12:51.300 Oh, it's a... it's a chest.
00:12:52.500 I'm gonna execute him. Boom. Oh, and a level as well. Not really anything to steal from him.
00:13:04.820 But he was insane, so it was okay that I killed him.
00:13:08.740 Fucking bastard.
00:13:09.540 Oh, but you are, Aspen. I knew of it.
00:13:23.380 Yes, Delphine.
00:13:27.220 Yes, I did. She was quite juicy as well.
00:13:32.900 Indeed you are.
00:13:35.060 I'm gonna persuade her... him.
00:13:39.540 You told me to open the door, huh?
00:13:40.980 I told you to go away.
00:13:45.220 I told you to go away.
00:13:46.740 I'm not opening this door for anybody.
00:13:52.740 Ah, indeed.
00:13:53.940 The Thalmor are coming as well.
00:13:55.860 Let's open the door, Aspen.
00:13:57.620 Please.
00:13:58.100 I do remember.
00:13:59.300 Delphine really is alive, then.
00:14:02.340 You'd better come in, then, and tell me how you found me, and what you want.
00:14:09.540 This will just take a moment.
00:14:11.700 He's a bit paranoid.
00:14:12.660 He has a few locks, to say the least.
00:14:22.260 Yeah, so actually, before this I were at the Thalmor Embassy.
00:14:26.020 I didn't record that because, you know, this was a bit more action, and I don't want to make videos of the...
00:14:35.060 Now we can talk.
00:14:37.060 Just, ehm...
00:14:39.060 Non-glorious stuff.
00:14:41.060 So, Delphine keeps up the fights, after all these years.
00:14:43.940 I thought she'd have realized it's hopeless by now.
00:14:47.060 I tried to tell her years ago.
00:14:50.260 Goodbye.
00:14:51.540 I thought she'd...
00:14:52.500 Haven't you figured it out yet?
00:14:54.020 What more needs to happen before you all wake up and see what's going on?
00:14:58.660 Aldrin has returned, just like the prophecies said.
00:15:02.420 The dragon from the dawn of time...
00:15:04.500 Okay, so I'm actually gonna cut here.
00:15:07.540 No one can escape his heart.
00:15:10.820 Okay, so I actually utilized a quick edit there, so you didn't have to wait through the whole
00:15:16.260 conversation with Esbern, but, yeah, he told me that the dragons are coming back to life,
00:15:22.420 and that we're gonna escape this horrid place right now.
00:15:25.540 No.
00:15:32.580 There.
00:15:33.140 It was a perfect swing.
00:15:44.260 Oh, sorry.
00:15:45.540 Wrong one.
00:15:46.020 There we are.
00:15:48.180 Hello.
00:15:55.860 Quite a cool picture, by the way.
00:15:57.860 Potion.
00:15:58.580 Minor healing.
00:15:59.300 Potion of healing.
00:16:01.940 Resist fire.
00:16:03.620 No, not really.
00:16:04.500 Shut up!
00:16:05.860 Behold the Bulbore!
00:16:16.580 Do your way!
00:16:18.180 Oh, ho, ho.
00:16:20.340 Fuck.
00:16:20.740 Okay.
00:16:36.020 Yes, come on now.
00:16:37.300 Die.
00:16:37.700 I wonder if I should edit this and cut out the Blasphemous Partcher.
00:16:50.340 No, I will not.
00:16:53.380 I will just try to not suck so much.
00:16:56.100 Okay, so the...
00:17:13.860 This girl is not a problem.
00:17:20.020 Okay, saving there.
00:17:21.140 And where is the...
00:17:27.620 The wizard.
00:17:48.260 All right.
00:17:51.140 That was satisfying as fuck.
00:18:04.740 That we can sell for some juicy coin.
00:18:07.300 All right, come on, Wespen.
00:18:08.740 Let's leave this horrid place.
00:18:12.100 Is it perhaps...
00:18:14.740 Is it perhaps up...
00:18:18.820 Here.
00:18:21.140 No, I will not.
00:18:26.260 You will die.
00:18:30.980 She deserved that for not admiring me enough.
00:18:37.220 Rat Way Waltz.
00:18:39.220 So we're gonna escort Esvern back to Riverwood.
00:18:47.380 It's a really cool place in Riverwood.
00:18:50.740 I could easily manage...
00:18:53.060 Imagine to live.
00:18:55.380 Misk.
00:18:56.660 Greetings, Miskbras.
00:19:01.700 Torch.
00:19:03.540 Might be nice to have.
00:19:04.580 Oh, a little...
00:19:06.260 Oh, a little...
00:19:07.220 No, I've actually already been here.
00:19:10.580 Am I even on the right?
00:19:14.180 The ragged flagon.
00:19:16.740 It's back, actually.
00:19:17.860 That's strange.
00:19:19.060 No.
00:19:31.620 Where are we going?
00:19:32.980 Okay, so it's...
00:19:33.940 I'm gonna go up there.
00:19:41.940 So today's session will actually be obviously a push session with some work for the upper back as well
00:19:50.260 to get a good pump going and just to look the best for the photo shoot and then
00:19:59.860 after that
00:20:04.100 or after I come home from good old Ireland I will actually
00:20:10.260 commence an epic clean bulk.
00:20:12.500 I can't wait for that.
00:20:14.820 I waited for that long enough.
00:20:18.660 So I'm greatly looking forward to that.
00:20:27.540 All right, so here is where we were supposed to go.
00:20:34.580 The ragged flagon.
00:20:35.700 I can share a drink with him now.
00:20:44.900 Hello, girl.
00:20:46.740 Looking juicy as fuck.
00:20:56.260 I'm gonna utilize that quest some other time or just with another character.
00:21:01.140 And perhaps with a, you know, sneaky type khajiit or a wood elf or anything like that.
00:21:08.340 But now I'm gonna focus on the...
00:21:14.500 So where is even Esbern?
00:21:16.740 I hope he hasn't
00:21:20.420 stopped somewhere.
00:21:22.980 Okay, so we're actually out.
00:21:28.180 Out here.
00:21:31.140 I'm gonna escort him.
00:21:36.660 Oh, there he is.
00:21:38.660 Right, and that can conclude today's episode.
00:21:42.420 And I will, um...
00:21:46.020 Do some, um...
00:21:49.380 Yeah, some grinding before I film the next episode.
00:21:52.580 As always, feel free to come with advice or constructive criticism or just, uh, you know,
00:22:00.500 a juicy comment.
00:22:01.300 Like the video as well.
00:22:02.660 So more people can see it and I can acquire more fame and glory.
00:22:08.020 And who am I?
00:22:10.420 I'm the golden one.
00:22:11.460 XOXO.
00:22:12.420 Boom.
00:22:14.100 Yeah.
00:22:14.420 Yeah.
00:22:14.460 Mmm.
00:22:14.580 Um.
00:22:14.660 Yeah.
00:22:15.100 Yeah.
00:22:15.780 So...
00:22:17.060 Yeah.