The Golden One - August 31, 2014


Skyrim. Brothers in Iron


Episode Stats

Length

31 minutes

Words per Minute

74.218254

Word Count

2,345

Sentence Count

543

Misogynist Sentences

25

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends, welcome back to Skyrim and today we will acquire some
00:00:12.240 fame and glory in the companions. And first of all, let us admire this guy.
00:00:20.680 That is really fucking beautiful. And let me also be... just let me take a sip of coffee.
00:00:40.440 Yeah, I really appreciated the response I've gotten from you, because I genuinely really
00:00:46.240 fucking enjoy doing this. And if I can give some juicy advice while I'm doing it, it's
00:00:53.960 all the better. So yeah, let's head into this glorious place right here. Dustman's Cairn.
00:01:10.400 And I have with me this juicy cunt right here. He actually reminds me a bit of one of the
00:01:19.400 truest, aka Koffebra, because he also has a juicy, darker kind of beard. So this could be
00:01:28.400 me and him. I'm sure you've seen Koffebra in some of my videos. A bit jealous of his beard,
00:01:37.400 but... yeah. Maybe I'll get a beard some day as well. Ah, perfect. I'm gonna save that
00:01:47.400 book and add to my library of wisdom. I'm gonna unlock this bastard of a chest.
00:01:56.400 Juicy. And... Yeah, I've actually listened to you, as I always do. So if you see the setup
00:02:19.400 here, I have healing. So I can heal myself during... Okay, that didn't go according to plan at all.
00:02:38.400 Do we even have any... minor stamina? Potion of the night? Yes.
00:02:51.400 Okay, let me redo that. Oh, I was actually supposed to level there. All right. Yes, I was gonna say
00:02:58.400 that I actually have listened to you as well when it comes to the block. So I'll try to block
00:03:03.400 a bit more... as well.
00:03:10.400 Come on Koffebra. Come on Koffebra. I don't wanna haul you back to your organs.
00:03:21.400 Okay, I'm gonna let Koffebra here take the main.
00:03:34.400 Oh yeah. Gotten the full version there.
00:03:40.400 Oh, quick save.
00:03:43.400 Oh, quick save.
00:04:05.400 Oh, count behind me there. Did not see him at all.
00:04:10.400 Fuck yeah.
00:04:27.400 Yeah, I've actually changed to a juicy axe.
00:04:33.400 But what do you all think? Which one is the most glorious to have? A two-handed sword? A.k.a. a claymore? A juicy hammer? Or a juicy axe? Let me know and I will...
00:04:53.400 I will...
00:04:54.400 Hey, watch it.
00:04:55.400 When I pick the next perks.
00:04:58.400 Like this.
00:04:59.400 Right, a wooden door.
00:05:01.400 Let's see what we might have.
00:05:05.400 might have.
00:05:06.400 Aha! Steel armor. Let us... let us change to this highly glorious armor right here. And I've actually done some smithing as well. Smithing to level.
00:05:26.400 Actually done some smithing as well. Smithing to level.
00:05:33.400 This place looks a bit dodged. We got another enchanting table right there.
00:05:42.400 Some good old potions.
00:06:05.400 Now look what you've gotten yourself into. No worries. Just sit tight. I'll find the release. What was that?
00:06:18.400 It's time to die, dog. We knew you'd be coming. Your mistake, companion.
00:06:26.400 Which one is that? It doesn't matter. He wears that armor and die. Let us now admire his martial prowess in addition to my guns.
00:06:37.400 None of you will be alive to tell it.
00:06:47.400 Imagine how much fucking distorts from that wearable.
00:06:50.400 Oh, Jesus.
00:07:00.400 Ah, thank you.
00:07:08.400 Silver sword.
00:07:10.400 Nothing really juicy there.
00:07:14.400 Silver ingot.
00:07:15.400 Yes, because I'm gonna...
00:07:21.400 Ah, not at all.
00:07:23.400 Can't scare me. I'm a fucking god.
00:07:24.400 It's a blessing given to some of us.
00:07:26.400 We could be like wild beasts.
00:07:28.400 Fearsome.
00:07:31.400 Like I'm a wild beast in the gym.
00:07:33.400 True story.
00:07:35.400 True story.
00:07:36.400 A companion.
00:07:37.400 Eyes on the prey.
00:07:38.400 Not the horizon.
00:07:39.400 We should keep moving.
00:07:40.400 Still the Draugr to worry about.
00:07:45.400 And Draugr will...
00:07:48.400 get vanquished.
00:07:51.400 The lever is stuck.
00:07:57.400 Oh, hello.
00:07:59.400 What?
00:08:00.400 Run!
00:08:01.400 Don't stand a chance, do you?
00:08:13.400 Oh, shit.
00:08:15.400 Fucking love when that happens.
00:08:17.400 So fucking testosterone.
00:08:20.400 Really love it.
00:08:22.400 I lived immensely.
00:08:27.400 The door.
00:08:28.400 This Draugr is not dead.
00:08:29.400 I can see it.
00:08:31.400 And I was dead.
00:08:33.400 And he paid for his blasphemous ways.
00:08:37.400 The door.
00:08:46.400 I was supposed to have learned the secrets of blocking, but apparently I was wrong.
00:08:53.400 How silly of me.
00:08:54.400 Okay, we're here again.
00:08:55.400 You're heard.
00:08:56.400 Who's here, brother?
00:08:57.400 Who's here?
00:08:58.400 Who's here?
00:09:00.400 Arggh!
00:09:02.400 Arggh!
00:09:11.400 Arggh!
00:09:12.400 Arggh!
00:09:13.400 Arggh!
00:09:14.400 Arggh!
00:09:15.400 Arggh!
00:09:16.400 Arggh!
00:09:18.400 Arggh!
00:09:19.400 Arggh!
00:09:21.400 Fucking juicy cunts.
00:09:22.400 Silver sword. No, I want two-handed sword. Okay, then I'm saving here.
00:09:28.400 And, um, yeah, fuck blocking. I'm gonna swing for the fences.
00:09:48.400 Okay, so we're actually overencumbered.
00:09:53.400 Axe of Whiterun.
00:09:59.400 Hmm.
00:10:01.400 Dropped that.
00:10:04.400 Where are you, then? Oh, there you are.
00:10:11.400 Yes, I do.
00:10:12.400 Oh, I do call myself a Nord, and yet you kill me.
00:10:16.400 Your own flesh and blood.
00:10:18.400 Hmm.
00:10:19.400 Hmm.
00:10:20.400 Hmm.
00:10:21.400 Just be like, se'nt.
00:10:22.400 About you!
00:10:24.400 It's a good old magic you can always be relied on.
00:10:52.960 I don't really have anything against Crossfit, except maybe that they, like Crossfit Corporation,
00:11:11.960 shut down Elgin Tensities Channel, that was kind of a bitch thing to do.
00:11:19.760 So, yeah, lost a bit of respect for me there at Crossfit.
00:11:24.260 I mean, if you have a sport, you should be able to accept criticism.
00:11:31.760 Okay, so now I'm gonna save right here.
00:11:47.760 All right, where are we?
00:11:52.260 The map suggests...
00:11:57.260 Does it say anything, really?
00:12:02.260 Here's a juicy door.
00:12:05.760 And I heard...
00:12:10.760 Something...
00:12:13.760 Okay, now we got overencumbered again.
00:12:17.260 And we will actually drop the...
00:12:25.260 Well, it isn't worth that much, so we'll actually drop that.
00:12:30.760 Didn't present my physique in the most glorious way.
00:12:34.260 Whereas this steel armor did it.
00:12:37.260 Here's another...
00:12:39.260 Resting...
00:12:41.260 Roamer.
00:12:43.260 I'm gonna level up now before this cheeky cunt gets at me.
00:12:48.760 Health.
00:12:49.760 And...
00:12:51.760 Heavy armor, perhaps.
00:12:53.760 Well fitted.
00:12:55.760 And that I do.
00:12:58.760 Well fitted at least.
00:13:00.760 As fuck.
00:13:02.760 I have another Draugr there as well.
00:13:12.260 But where is my man Farkas, a.k.a. Koforron?
00:13:26.260 There it is.
00:13:27.260 Nice save, brother.
00:13:29.260 Nice fucking save.
00:13:31.260 Right.
00:13:36.760 No.
00:13:37.760 That's not what we were supposed to do.
00:13:40.760 And...
00:13:42.760 They will.
00:13:43.760 Favour it.
00:13:44.760 And...
00:13:45.760 Take Q.
00:13:47.760 And press 1.
00:13:49.760 And then the healing is...
00:13:52.760 Clear.
00:13:54.760 And...
00:14:04.260 Now let's see.
00:14:05.260 We'll console the map yet again.
00:14:12.260 Magic chest.
00:14:13.260 Fucking chest.
00:14:14.260 I will attempt this.
00:14:15.260 I will just have a glorious sip.
00:14:17.760 Admire me.
00:14:18.760 When I'm...
00:14:19.760 Taking my coffee here.
00:14:20.760 Okay, so...
00:14:29.260 As always...
00:14:32.260 Fuck.
00:14:37.260 There we are.
00:14:48.760 Quite masterfully done.
00:14:50.760 If I may...
00:14:52.760 That is not glorious enough for me.
00:14:54.760 I only want the most glorious gear.
00:14:58.260 Yeah.
00:14:59.260 Um...
00:15:00.260 Let me know which quests...
00:15:02.260 I mean there are...
00:15:04.260 A great many quests you can...
00:15:06.260 Embark on this glorious...
00:15:09.260 Game.
00:15:10.260 I'm considering...
00:15:12.760 Dawn God.
00:15:13.760 Might be a good...
00:15:16.760 Um...
00:15:17.760 Thing to do.
00:15:23.760 Don't believe I missed that.
00:15:26.760 Okay.
00:15:27.760 Magic diamond.
00:15:34.760 And...
00:15:35.760 Some items.
00:15:36.760 Potions...
00:15:37.260 No.
00:15:37.760 Potions, of course.
00:15:38.760 Potions, of healing, healing.
00:15:40.760 Stamina, stamina.
00:15:42.260 There we go.
00:15:53.260 There we go.
00:15:53.760 Yes.
00:15:54.260 One more.
00:15:54.760 One more spawn.
00:16:01.760 Yeah, you're swinging for the fences.
00:16:03.760 That's all I do.
00:16:06.260 And I miss...
00:16:07.260 Miss half of it.
00:16:08.260 But, uh...
00:16:10.260 It goes a long way.
00:16:12.760 Regardless.
00:16:15.260 Do we have any...
00:16:16.260 Cool loot?
00:16:21.260 Some gold.
00:16:23.260 Some hulk feathers.
00:16:25.260 That's nice.
00:16:25.760 That's neat.
00:16:28.260 It's nice to have some hulk feathers to...
00:16:30.760 Do juicy things with.
00:16:32.260 Up.
00:16:33.260 I'm in.
00:16:35.260 Come on!
00:16:36.260 I have your head!
00:16:38.260 No.
00:16:39.260 Ingles!
00:16:40.260 No.
00:16:40.760 No!
00:16:41.260 No.
00:16:43.260 Könalis.
00:16:44.760 Ha!
00:16:50.260 Block, block, block.
00:16:51.760 what's there brother?
00:16:52.760 Okay, that was actually brutal as fuck, so I'm not even mad, like that was testosterone enough for me to admire.
00:17:14.980 That was not past testosterone.
00:17:22.760 Do we have any more potions?
00:17:27.760 Yes, we do. Potion of the night.
00:17:40.760 Why isn't my shout working? I ask of you, true friends. Why in the actual fuck?
00:17:52.760 A bit buggy. Like bug.
00:17:59.760 Okay.
00:18:03.760 This did not go according to plan.
00:18:07.760 This did not make for a glorious run through of this place.
00:18:13.760 But, um...
00:18:16.760 Yes, I dressed an orc because I'm fucking norbron.
00:18:20.760 And you are a barbarian, you. You die.
00:18:24.760 And the fucking...
00:18:26.760 ...the front of an archer.
00:18:28.760 ...notch.
00:18:41.760 Yeah, I've actually installed a mod that makes, um...
00:18:45.760 ...more varied, um, kill moves.
00:18:47.760 So I'm quite happy with that, actually.
00:19:00.760 Whoop!
00:19:04.760 Okay, healing time.
00:19:06.760 And Koffebrow will have to deal with that.
00:19:08.760 That was clean.
00:19:18.760 That was a clean shot.
00:19:26.760 I think the, um...
00:19:28.760 ...silverhand...
00:19:30.760 Uh, did you see...
00:19:32.760 ...where wolf hunters are fighting some Draugr?
00:19:34.760 Down here.
00:19:36.760 And there we have a...
00:19:38.760 ...sleeping one.
00:19:43.760 I will pay for his crimes.
00:19:50.760 Yes, I am here.
00:19:51.760 I shouldn't have blocked the first one.
00:20:06.760 I should just have...
00:20:08.760 ...went at it.
00:20:13.760 Okay, so we'll take you first.
00:20:15.760 Draugr, bruh.
00:20:17.760 Yeah.
00:20:19.760 Watch it there, brother!
00:20:21.760 I'm sorry.
00:20:23.760 It's not my meaning to hurt you.
00:20:27.760 What was that?
00:20:30.760 What?
00:20:36.760 Here you go.
00:20:37.760 That's it?
00:20:38.760 Is that all you've got?
00:20:40.760 Yes, it's all I got, but it's...
00:20:43.760 ...enough to beat you, you cunt.
00:20:46.760 Ah!
00:20:50.760 Watch it there, brother!
00:20:55.760 We should keep moving.
00:20:57.760 Until next time.
00:20:58.760 Hmm.
00:21:14.760 Sick.
00:21:23.760 Ah, some juicy loot right here.
00:21:25.760 And a little chest as well.
00:21:29.760 Adept again.
00:21:31.760 Well, coffee is needed.
00:21:41.760 Wrong one.
00:21:42.760 Not the best of loot, but...
00:21:48.760 ...always nice to increase the skill.
00:21:51.760 Unlock door, adept.
00:21:52.760 Ah, first try.
00:21:53.760 It's glorious.
00:21:54.760 It's glorious.
00:21:55.760 It's glorious.
00:21:56.760 It's glorious.
00:21:57.760 It's glorious.
00:21:58.760 It's glorious.
00:21:59.760 It's glorious.
00:22:00.760 It's glorious.
00:22:01.760 It's glorious.
00:22:02.760 Yes.
00:22:04.760 Not the best of loot, but...
00:22:06.760 ...always nice to increase the skill.
00:22:09.760 Unlock door, adept.
00:22:10.760 Unlock door, adept.
00:22:11.760 Unlock door, adept.
00:22:20.760 Ah, first try.
00:22:22.760 It's glorious.
00:22:23.760 We have some...
00:22:25.760 ...pure poison.
00:22:26.760 We don't really need that.
00:22:28.760 Frost salts.
00:22:30.760 Embalming tool.
00:22:31.760 No, thank you.
00:22:33.760 Ice rape teeth.
00:22:35.760 Well, they were expensive, at least.
00:22:37.760 No, let's go, Fakas.
00:22:39.760 We will leave this place.
00:22:40.760 Leave this place.
00:22:55.760 Right.
00:22:56.760 Potion time.
00:22:58.760 Mind reeling.
00:23:00.760 Potion of the night.
00:23:02.760 Let's do it.
00:23:05.760 And...
00:23:06.760 Bless the Moustache in him.
00:23:11.760 What?
00:23:13.760 Such a fucking brawl.
00:23:17.760 Yes!
00:23:18.760 There we go.
00:23:21.760 See if you have some...
00:23:22.760 ...cool things for me.
00:23:25.760 Ehm...
00:23:26.760 No.
00:23:27.760 You disappoint me.
00:23:28.760 And I will kill...
00:23:29.760 ...your whole brotherhood...
00:23:31.760 ...to...
00:23:33.760 ...to redeem that fight.
00:23:34.760 Requires a key.
00:23:40.760 Perhaps...
00:23:41.760 ...one of these...
00:23:44.760 ...cheeky cunts has the key.
00:23:46.760 I don't know.
00:23:49.760 Something like this.
00:23:50.760 Ah!
00:23:51.760 Dustin can key.
00:24:00.760 Okay.
00:24:01.760 I think we must be...
00:24:02.760 ...nearing...
00:24:03.760 ...the...
00:24:05.760 ...exit of the cave.
00:24:06.760 How glorious.
00:24:19.760 Level again.
00:24:23.760 And...
00:24:25.760 ...as always...
00:24:26.760 ...feel free to...
00:24:28.760 ...to comment...
00:24:30.760 ...what you would like...
00:24:31.760 ...me to level in.
00:24:34.760 I'm mainly gonna take the...
00:24:38.760 ...the two-handed ones.
00:24:43.760 And...
00:24:45.760 ...heavy armor.
00:24:47.760 Some smithing.
00:24:48.760 Perhaps some archery.
00:24:50.760 Perhaps some speech.
00:24:51.760 And then...
00:24:52.760 ...I don't really know.
00:24:57.760 Okay.
00:24:58.760 Spider's up ahead.
00:24:59.760 A fight.
00:25:04.760 They're so fucking disgusting.
00:25:05.760 Ugh.
00:25:15.760 Luckily I am...
00:25:16.760 ...Farkus with me...
00:25:17.760 ...to take the heat here.
00:25:20.760 From a...
00:25:21.760 ...restless roger.
00:25:27.760 Hmm.
00:25:28.760 That felt good.
00:25:33.760 Damage.
00:25:36.760 Okay.
00:25:40.760 Alright.
00:25:41.760 Look at that...
00:25:42.760 ...later on.
00:25:47.760 And yes...
00:25:48.760 ...as I said in last episode...
00:25:49.760 ...I have...
00:25:50.760 ...poor fucking stamina.
00:25:51.760 Which is something to level...
00:25:52.760 ...later on.
00:25:53.760 ...save as I don't die.
00:25:54.760 ...
00:25:55.760 ...save as I don't die.
00:25:57.760 It's not even a rest place one.
00:25:59.760 Ah!
00:26:00.760 Which means I don't have to use my...
00:26:01.760 ...shout to defeat him.
00:26:02.760 ...I can just go up...
00:26:03.760 ...and swing for the fences with him.
00:26:04.760 Coffee break.
00:26:05.760 Mmm.
00:26:06.760 Mmm.
00:26:07.760 Mmm.
00:26:08.760 Mmm.
00:26:09.760 Mmm.
00:26:10.760 Mmm.
00:26:11.760 Mmm.
00:26:12.760 Mmm.
00:26:13.760 Mmm.
00:26:14.760 Mmm.
00:26:15.760 And by the way, I got some comments that you would like to see me play Rome Total War.
00:26:27.760 Which I obviously will do.
00:26:28.760 Because that's one of my favorite games.
00:26:31.760 I am...
00:26:32.760 ...thinking of being Makedon.
00:26:34.760 Proud Sons of Makedon.
00:26:35.760 If you have any other suggestions, feel free to...
00:26:39.760 Ah!
00:26:40.760 Oh, he was actually dead.
00:26:41.760 Yeah, comment below which civilization you would like to see.
00:26:52.760 But yeah, I really fucking love Skyrim.
00:26:55.760 I might play some Elder Scrolls online as well.
00:26:59.760 But I think more people can actually relate to Skyrim.
00:27:05.760 Alright.
00:27:06.760 Fucking...
00:27:07.760 Juicy...
00:27:08.760 Juicy time.
00:27:14.760 I love my arm in this angle.
00:27:18.760 Can't wait to fucking bulk either.
00:27:20.760 Then it will be fucking huge.
00:27:22.760 Fragment of Hutrad.
00:27:25.760 And a lot of...
00:27:26.760 ...things.
00:27:27.760 Okay, return to your Vaskar.
00:27:29.760 And that might be a good conclusion to the...
00:27:34.760 Okay.
00:27:35.760 Or perhaps it might not.
00:27:37.760 A fight.
00:27:38.760 We'll have a last fucking fight here.
00:27:40.760 Me and Kofi Brown.
00:27:45.760 This is only Poverty Drawgers.
00:27:47.760 They're really easy to kill.
00:27:54.760 Really cool this guy.
00:27:55.760 I don't want to stab you.
00:27:56.760 I don't want to stab you.
00:28:01.760 Haha.
00:28:03.760 Seriously, I can't get enough of those animations.
00:28:10.760 Failed that miserably.
00:28:11.760 For a save.
00:28:12.760 This is the best part about having a...
00:28:17.760 Two-handed sword to reach.
00:28:18.760 I can...
00:28:20.760 Just back down.
00:28:23.760 And...
00:28:24.760 Outreach them.
00:28:30.760 Don't run away now.
00:28:31.760 We're fighting.
00:28:32.760 For God's sake.
00:28:33.760 Like...
00:28:34.760 No manners.
00:28:35.760 No manners at all.
00:28:36.760 He makes a valiant effort at least.
00:28:46.760 But no one can stand against...
00:28:48.760 Ysgramor.
00:28:49.760 I've actually named the character that...
00:28:52.760 In honor of...
00:28:54.760 One of the ancient Nord heroes.
00:28:56.760 Even more...
00:29:06.760 Star Hunts.
00:29:15.760 That felt good.
00:29:20.760 Okay, now I'm getting a bit...
00:29:22.760 A big gold here.
00:29:23.760 Might utilize some more caution.
00:29:27.760 But...
00:29:28.760 No, I won't.
00:29:29.760 I will just go at it.
00:29:34.760 See if I survive you too.
00:29:36.760 Yeah, I do.
00:29:37.760 And last one.
00:29:38.760 Come at me now.
00:29:39.760 Yeah, come at me.
00:29:48.760 Close caller.
00:29:50.760 Thank you, Farkas.
00:29:51.760 You are a true friend indeed.
00:29:52.760 And...
00:29:53.760 I would lift with you.
00:29:55.760 Oh, even more.
00:30:00.760 See?
00:30:01.760 I'm utilizing that block here.
00:30:09.760 Oh, we got a restless droger there.
00:30:17.760 One more time.
00:30:19.760 Farkas, I'm coming to your rescue.
00:30:22.760 There we are.
00:30:23.760 We're...
00:30:27.760 Whoops, sorry.
00:30:29.760 Sorry.
00:30:31.760 Healing time.
00:30:39.760 If we can get a good backstab bow in there.
00:30:42.760 Yeah, we can.
00:30:45.760 That's quite easy actually.
00:30:47.760 Alright, last one.
00:30:48.760 Come at me.
00:30:49.760 There we go.
00:30:50.760 I've leveled quite a bit already actually.
00:30:51.760 Feels...
00:30:52.760 Feels good.
00:30:53.760 Okay.
00:30:54.760 And that's the signal for it to be...
00:30:57.760 All cleared out actually.
00:30:59.760 So, yeah.
00:31:00.760 Might be the dawn god next.
00:31:01.760 I will see what I do.
00:31:02.760 I will see what I do.
00:31:05.760 I've leveled quite a bit already actually.
00:31:06.760 I've leveled quite a bit already actually.
00:31:07.760 It feels...
00:31:08.760 Feels good.
00:31:09.760 Okay.
00:31:10.760 And that's the signal for it to be...
00:31:12.760 All cleared out actually.
00:31:13.760 So, yeah.
00:31:14.760 Might be the dawn god next.
00:31:15.760 I will see what I do.
00:31:17.760 And, yeah.
00:31:18.760 As I said, comment below what you would like me to...
00:31:20.760 Using your general advice.
00:31:21.760 I'm taking it to heart every time.
00:31:22.760 See, with the block, I tried at least.
00:31:23.760 And who am I?
00:31:24.760 I'm the chosen sign.
00:31:25.760 Of Skyrim XXO.
00:31:26.760 Boom.
00:31:27.760 Boom.
00:31:28.760 Boom.
00:31:29.760 Boom.
00:31:30.760 Boom.
00:31:31.760 Boom.
00:31:32.760 Boom.
00:31:33.760 Boom.
00:31:34.760 Boom.