Skyrim. Brothers in Iron
Episode Stats
Words per minute
74.218254
Harmful content
Misogyny
25
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Toxicity
91
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Hate speech
18
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Summary
In this episode of The Elder Scrolls: Elder Scrolls Online, we visit Dustman's Cairn and meet Arggh, a juicy companion with a juicy beard and a juicy axe. We also meet Draugr, who is not only juicy, but also has a pretty good head on his shoulders.
Transcript
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Greetings you friends, welcome back to Skyrim and today we will acquire some
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fame and glory in the companions. And first of all, let us admire this guy.
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That is really fucking beautiful. And let me also be... just let me take a sip of coffee.
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Yeah, I really appreciated the response I've gotten from you, because I genuinely really
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fucking enjoy doing this. And if I can give some juicy advice while I'm doing it, it's
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all the better. So yeah, let's head into this glorious place right here. Dustman's Cairn.
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And I have with me this juicy cunt right here. He actually reminds me a bit of one of the
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truest, aka Koffebra, because he also has a juicy, darker kind of beard. So this could be
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me and him. I'm sure you've seen Koffebra in some of my videos. A bit jealous of his beard,
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but... yeah. Maybe I'll get a beard some day as well. Ah, perfect. I'm gonna save that
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book and add to my library of wisdom. I'm gonna unlock this bastard of a chest.
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Juicy. And... Yeah, I've actually listened to you, as I always do. So if you see the setup
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here, I have healing. So I can heal myself during... Okay, that didn't go according to plan at all.
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Do we even have any... minor stamina? Potion of the night? Yes.
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Okay, let me redo that. Oh, I was actually supposed to level there. All right. Yes, I was gonna say
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that I actually have listened to you as well when it comes to the block. So I'll try to block
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Come on Koffebra. Come on Koffebra. I don't wanna haul you back to your organs.
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Okay, I'm gonna let Koffebra here take the main.
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Oh, count behind me there. Did not see him at all.
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Yeah, I've actually changed to a juicy axe.
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But what do you all think? Which one is the most glorious to have? A two-handed sword? A.k.a. a claymore? A juicy hammer? Or a juicy axe? Let me know and I will...
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Aha! Steel armor. Let us... let us change to this highly glorious armor right here. And I've actually done some smithing as well. Smithing to level.
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Actually done some smithing as well. Smithing to level.
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This place looks a bit dodged. We got another enchanting table right there.
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Now look what you've gotten yourself into. No worries. Just sit tight. I'll find the release. What was that?
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It's time to die, dog. We knew you'd be coming. Your mistake, companion.
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Which one is that? It doesn't matter. He wears that armor and die. Let us now admire his martial prowess in addition to my guns.
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Imagine how much fucking distorts from that wearable.
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I was supposed to have learned the secrets of blocking, but apparently I was wrong.
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Silver sword. No, I want two-handed sword. Okay, then I'm saving here.
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And, um, yeah, fuck blocking. I'm gonna swing for the fences.
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Oh, I do call myself a Nord, and yet you kill me.
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It's a good old magic you can always be relied on.
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I don't really have anything against Crossfit, except maybe that they, like Crossfit Corporation,
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shut down Elgin Tensities Channel, that was kind of a bitch thing to do.
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So, yeah, lost a bit of respect for me there at Crossfit.
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I mean, if you have a sport, you should be able to accept criticism.
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Well, it isn't worth that much, so we'll actually drop that.
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Didn't present my physique in the most glorious way.
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I'm gonna level up now before this cheeky cunt gets at me.
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Okay, that was actually brutal as fuck, so I'm not even mad, like that was testosterone enough for me to admire.
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Why isn't my shout working? I ask of you, true friends. Why in the actual fuck?
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This did not make for a glorious run through of this place.
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Yes, I dressed an orc because I'm fucking norbron.
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Yeah, I've actually installed a mod that makes, um...
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...where wolf hunters are fighting some Draugr?
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And by the way, I got some comments that you would like to see me play Rome Total War.
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If you have any other suggestions, feel free to...
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Yeah, comment below which civilization you would like to see.
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I might play some Elder Scrolls online as well.
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But I think more people can actually relate to Skyrim.
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Seriously, I can't get enough of those animations.
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As I said, comment below what you would like me to...