The Golden One - August 30, 2014


Skyrim. Horn of the Windcaller


Episode Stats


Length

23 minutes

Words per minute

74.93188

Word count

1,760

Sentence count

368

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

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Toxicity

103

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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Jürgen and I are in the middle of a battle with a Necromancer, and I am a terrible gamer. Also, I am doing a deadlift and a squatch and a dead lift. I don't know what I'm doing.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings Jürfens. 1.00
00:00:07.000 You fucking juicy. 0.99
00:00:10.000 Today I'm gonna collect the horn of Jürgen Windcaller. 0.99
00:00:16.000 And I've actually learned from the last video to start at a cool point.
00:00:23.000 So you see I'm right outside of the Ostengrav.
00:00:33.000 He's had some coffee.
00:00:37.000 Quite glorious. Caffeine and gaming is a glorious combination.
00:00:44.000 Okay, so we have a battle going on here.
00:00:50.000 I'm gonna bring out the bow and see if I can...
00:01:01.000 I will get more glorious at this as we progress here.
00:01:09.000 Woop, that was a wrong voice actually. 1.00
00:01:17.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:01:23.000 Okay, I got the comment that I was a terrible gamer. 1.00
00:01:27.000 This is not true.
00:01:29.000 As I will demonstrate right now.
00:01:32.000 I'm just gonna change the shout here to Unrelenting Falls.
00:01:37.000 It's not the full version, but we'll get there.
00:01:41.000 Okay, come at me. 1.00
00:01:48.000 Boom.
00:01:49.000 There we are.
00:01:51.000 Novice Necromancer. 1.00
00:01:53.000 You suck at fighting as you know. 1.00
00:01:56.000 Boom. 1.00
00:01:58.000 There we are.
00:02:00.000 Sickening.
00:02:02.000 Yeah, now I forgot where I was.
00:02:07.000 Yeah, I started the video outside of this glorious temple here.
00:02:14.000 So that you wouldn't have to see when I run around in the wilderness.
00:02:17.000 So now you can just admire the jawline of peace and my pirate flag here.
00:02:22.000 And that's actually for internet liberty.
00:02:25.000 Because we're all internet guys here.
00:02:27.000 Aren't we?
00:02:30.000 I'm gonna utilize a quick save there.
00:02:33.000 Alright, another... 1.00
00:02:34.000 Oh, fuck me. 1.00
00:02:42.000 Lucky thing I saved though. 1.00
00:02:44.000 Alright, let's try this again.
00:02:49.000 Okay, we're actually not gonna take that Necromancer.
00:02:54.000 Or we might do a backstab here.
00:02:56.000 Okay.
00:03:04.000 Let's see if we have some potions.
00:03:06.000 No, we do not. 0.93
00:03:14.000 Okay, I promise until next time I will stop being so fucking bad at this. 0.79
00:03:19.000 I'm playing on Master though. 0.89
00:03:20.000 So keep that in mind.
00:03:23.000 Okay.
00:03:24.000 Let's change this.
00:03:25.000 Right now.
00:03:35.000 Okay, I'm gonna make a run for it.
00:03:36.000 Bye.
00:03:37.000 I'm doing some cardio here.
00:03:44.000 Like a little cardio won't hurt you.
00:03:48.000 But I can't be running around...
00:03:51.000 You know...
00:03:52.000 Across half of Skyrim.
00:03:53.000 Because then I will lose all my gains and become a CrossFit athlete instead.
00:03:58.000 We wouldn't want that, would we?
00:04:03.000 Oh, look, look, look.
00:04:04.000 This is like when Lurtz kills Boromir. 0.55
00:04:07.000 Bam.
00:04:10.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 And fear not.
00:04:15.000 I will utilize the Claymore more.
00:04:17.000 And not just run around...
00:04:21.000 With a bow.
00:04:22.000 Oh, there we are.
00:04:23.000 Just gonna save.
00:04:24.000 Because this is a Restless Draugr. 1.00
00:04:28.000 Those...
00:04:29.000 Oh.
00:04:34.000 Oh.
00:04:40.000 Okay, run, run, run, run. 1.00
00:04:41.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:04:49.000 Juicy gums. 1.00
00:04:50.000 Hmm.
00:05:03.000 Hmm.
00:05:04.000 Hmm.
00:05:08.000 Hmm.
00:05:15.000 Alright then.
00:05:17.000 Time for some...
00:05:18.000 Strategy.
00:05:19.000 I will actually make a run for it.
00:05:32.000 Hope he can't catch us.
00:05:37.000 Oh, but he will. 1.00
00:05:39.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:41.000 Would have been... 1.00
00:05:42.000 Would have been...
00:05:43.000 Actually been nice with some...
00:05:44.000 Some of that CrossFit cardio now.
00:05:47.000 But gains...
00:05:48.000 Is paramount.
00:05:49.000 So...
00:05:57.000 Whoop.
00:05:58.000 Even more Draugr. 1.00
00:06:02.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:06:03.000 Okay, I actually have to fight that bastard. 1.00
00:06:05.000 I will fucking fight him. 1.00
00:06:07.000 Death and glory. 1.00
00:06:08.000 I will fucking fight him. 1.00
00:06:11.000 Death and glory. 1.00
00:06:28.000 We're gonna chill out here for just a second.
00:06:30.000 So I can...
00:06:31.000 Recuperate.
00:06:38.000 Oh, and by the way...
00:06:40.000 Feel free to comment below...
00:06:41.000 If you think...
00:06:42.000 I'm doing something wrong...
00:06:44.000 Or right...
00:06:45.000 Or...
00:06:46.000 You know...
00:06:47.000 General advice.
00:06:48.000 Always fun to learn new things. 0.99
00:06:50.000 Where in the actual fuck did he go? 0.99
00:07:03.000 Okay. 1.00
00:07:04.000 Oh, great.
00:07:06.000 Ah, a magic chest.
00:07:10.000 Novice Condor.
00:07:12.000 Destruction...
00:07:14.000 Not really using any magic, though.
00:07:20.000 There we are.
00:07:30.000 Okay.
00:07:31.000 Gonna save.
00:07:32.000 And now I'm gonna... 1.00
00:07:33.000 Take this bastard. 1.00
00:07:42.000 It's even a girl. 1.00
00:07:43.000 You can see that.
00:07:44.000 She has a braw on... 1.00
00:07:45.000 Sickening. 0.99
00:07:46.000 Sickening. 0.98
00:07:51.000 Sick.
00:07:53.000 That felt... 0.88
00:07:54.000 Satisfying.
00:07:55.000 And...
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:07.000 Also, feel free to...
00:08:10.000 Suggest...
00:08:12.000 What...
00:08:13.000 Quests I should do after...
00:08:16.000 This is the main quest right here.
00:08:17.000 So I get the...
00:08:18.000 The full Fusruda... 0.98
00:08:22.000 Spell.
00:08:25.000 Oh, it's just a...
00:08:34.000 Regular droger.
00:08:40.000 It's a restless one.
00:08:48.000 Potion of healing.
00:08:55.000 Oh... 0.73
00:08:57.000 Was quite fucking close that he got me first there, but... 0.90
00:09:00.000 No. 0.94
00:09:02.000 The golden one is always first. 1.00
00:09:08.000 Until I get owned by a fucking poverty droger. 0.99
00:09:12.000 It's not very glorious at all, is it? 1.00
00:09:14.000 I will...
00:09:18.000 Redeem...
00:09:20.000 My blasphemous behavior...
00:09:22.000 By doing some...
00:09:24.000 Deadlift and Squatch today.
00:09:35.000 Potion...
00:09:36.000 Yet again.
00:09:37.000 There you go.
00:09:38.000 There you go.
00:09:39.000 And then we make a run for it this time.
00:09:45.000 And a save actually also.
00:09:48.000 Okay, so this is actually quite hard.
00:09:51.000 Um...
00:09:52.000 So you don't think...
00:09:53.000 I'm... 0.99
00:09:54.000 I'm just sucking. 0.99
00:09:56.000 But as I told... 0.99
00:09:57.000 You in last...
00:09:58.000 Episode. 0.99
00:10:05.000 That's fucking glorious. 0.97
00:10:06.000 I am quite bad at doing two things at the same time. 0.98
00:10:10.000 But, as with all things you are bad at, you must train to overcome it.
00:10:15.000 So, um...
00:10:16.000 Um...
00:10:19.000 Okay, here's the classic Iron Helmet of Skyrim.
00:10:21.000 But I actually like this...
00:10:24.000 Romanesque helmet I'm wearing currently.
00:10:28.000 So I'll keep that on until I find something more glorious.
00:10:33.000 Huh.
00:10:35.000 Always appreciated.
00:10:37.000 Potion of the Berserker.
00:10:39.000 Sounds like something for... 1.00
00:10:41.000 A juicy cunt like me. 1.00
00:10:44.000 Some cash. 1.00
00:10:46.000 Always nice.
00:10:51.000 Ah.
00:10:52.000 Some more cash.
00:10:54.000 How brilliant.
00:10:56.000 Into the Ostengrav depths. 0.99
00:11:01.000 Fucking glorious. 0.98
00:11:08.000 Also, to create some interaction on this channel... 0.99
00:11:14.000 I want you to comment below.
00:11:17.000 Your favorite race in Skyrim.
00:11:20.000 And your favorite thing to train.
00:11:22.000 Like your favorite exercise. 0.97
00:11:26.000 Do this when I kill... 0.97
00:11:28.000 The Draugr here. 1.00
00:11:30.000 Boom! 0.99
00:11:33.000 There we are.
00:11:35.000 Ah, look at that.
00:11:36.000 We have leveled.
00:11:37.000 We have leveled.
00:11:41.000 So...
00:11:42.000 What should we choose?
00:11:44.000 What should we choose here?
00:11:46.000 Some health perhaps could be cool to have.
00:11:50.000 We can...
00:11:52.000 Nothing of these blasphemous things.
00:11:56.000 Heavy armor.
00:11:57.000 Heavy armor.
00:12:00.000 Indeed.
00:12:01.000 Juggernaut.
00:12:03.000 As in Juggernaut Fitness.
00:12:06.000 Good channel.
00:12:09.000 Good channel for some knowledge gains.
00:12:15.000 Can't really see what that Draugr is. 1.00
00:12:18.000 He is needlessly to say a cheeky cunt and must be vanquished. 1.00
00:12:27.000 No, I came from there. 1.00
00:12:30.000 You can be there if you want to.
00:12:33.000 I'm gonna check the map here.
00:12:34.000 Mm-hmm.
00:12:45.000 Okay, come at me then. 1.00
00:12:52.000 And yeah, I'm gonna need some more stamina on my...
00:13:00.000 Okay, so should we actually go in here?
00:13:04.000 This is a bit...
00:13:07.000 Embarrassing.
00:13:08.000 As well.
00:13:09.000 Yet again!
00:13:10.000 Yet again it's embarrassing.
00:13:11.000 Oh! 0.60
00:13:26.000 Just...
00:13:27.000 That was a proper execution.
00:13:31.000 Yeah, it's embarrassing because I'm actually lost.
00:13:35.000 Not lost per se, but...
00:13:38.000 Not quite certain where to go.
00:13:42.000 So I assume we're going...
00:13:45.000 In...
00:13:48.000 In here.
00:13:53.000 Here we are.
00:13:54.000 We can open this one.
00:13:58.000 We have a little enchanter's table there.
00:14:02.000 And I bet there'll be a Draugr there. 1.00
00:14:04.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:05.000 It was.
00:14:13.000 And another one. 1.00
00:14:14.000 Fuckin' juicy. 1.00
00:14:23.000 You fucking juicy! 1.00
00:14:24.000 Ehm... 1.00
00:14:26.000 Alright.
00:14:28.000 This is actually a steel-horned helmet.
00:14:42.000 Now let's see...
00:14:44.000 Apparel.
00:14:46.000 Which one is the best?
00:14:47.000 28...
00:14:48.000 And...
00:14:50.000 28...
00:14:52.000 I'm gonna go with a Romanesque helmet.
00:14:56.000 And I'm not gonna enchant anything now because that's...
00:15:01.000 Not that entertaining to watch, to be honest. 0.79
00:15:04.000 So I will kill something instead. 0.99
00:15:07.000 For the glory of Talos. 0.99
00:15:08.000 Who was once a man, but became a god.
00:15:17.000 Take a ruined book.
00:15:18.000 No thank you.
00:15:20.000 No thanks, Jeff. 0.98
00:15:24.000 This is a really fucking juicy place right here. 0.98
00:15:29.000 Quick save. 0.98
00:15:33.000 And...
00:15:34.000 Let's see if there is anything.
00:15:53.000 Weapon recharge.
00:15:54.000 Well, it doesn't really matter.
00:15:57.000 It does not matter at all.
00:16:01.000 Whoop. 0.98
00:16:05.000 These skeletons are actually really easy to kill, to be honest. 0.99
00:16:11.000 Unlike those restless droggers. 1.00
00:16:14.000 They're a...
00:16:16.000 Bit more of a...
00:16:18.000 Hustle... 0.98
00:16:20.000 Kill. 0.99
00:16:21.000 Speaking of hustle... 0.94
00:16:25.000 I actually thought...
00:16:27.000 Elliot Hulse.
00:16:29.000 He thought his name was Elliot Hustle at first.
00:16:31.000 But then I realized that...
00:16:33.000 That was his real name.
00:16:39.000 Okay, so we've got a skeleton king there.
00:16:41.000 We might actually...
00:16:42.000 Utilize the bow here.
00:16:43.000 Some...
00:16:44.000 Some Legolas action right there.
00:16:57.000 And it's quite appropriate that I do some...
00:17:00.000 Some arrows as well, I think.
00:17:03.000 Since I'm...
00:17:05.000 Elf after all.
00:17:07.000 Right, so we're...
00:17:09.000 Going deeper into the...
00:17:12.000 Into the temple.
00:17:14.000 Or the...
00:17:16.000 The gravesite here.
00:17:18.000 To acquire some further glory.
00:17:23.000 And I've been...
00:17:25.000 Shot quite severely, as you can see.
00:17:27.000 Okay, yeah.
00:17:28.000 I remember this quite vividly.
00:17:30.000 I'm supposed to run...
00:17:32.000 In there later.
00:17:40.000 Potion of...
00:17:42.000 Health.
00:17:44.000 Healing, I mean.
00:17:46.000 And some amino acids right there.
00:17:48.000 That's good.
00:17:49.000 Some amino acids.
00:17:51.000 Um...
00:17:54.000 So, here is the thing.
00:17:56.000 If you're ever in this situation.
00:17:58.000 And if you happen to be dragonborn.
00:18:00.000 It's just a matter of...
00:18:04.000 Performing...
00:18:06.000 Some heat cardio.
00:18:08.000 Like this.
00:18:14.000 Okay, not really like that.
00:18:16.000 Let's try...
00:18:18.000 One more time.
00:18:19.000 For some...
00:18:21.000 Fat burning action. 0.87
00:18:22.000 Right here.
00:18:28.000 There we are.
00:18:31.000 I'm gonna...
00:18:32.000 Change back to the...
00:18:34.000 To the Fusru. 1.00
00:18:36.000 So I don't get owned by any...
00:18:38.000 Zombies here.
00:18:42.000 Whoop.
00:18:43.000 I'm gonna get owned by myself instead. 0.95
00:18:46.000 I'm so silly sometimes.
00:18:47.000 Masterfully done, if I may say so myself. 0.87
00:18:48.000 Masterfully done, if I may say so myself.
00:19:15.360 And, as always, I actually may say so myself. 1.00
00:19:24.040 Oh, fuck me. 1.00
00:19:27.040 I don't know if he has seen me or not. 1.00
00:19:35.800 And I'm all out of coffee.
00:19:37.600 Okay, time for some potions.
00:19:43.520 Okay, let's have you.
00:19:52.400 This is actually quite, I was going to say quite scary, and then I died. 0.99
00:19:58.720 Let's have this bastard one more time. 0.99
00:20:04.200 Okay, so I haven't actually killed the little spiders yet. 0.99
00:20:13.080 And this time they have actually... 1.00
00:20:17.960 Okay, they're too stupid. 1.00
00:20:18.960 They walk on that either way, so... 1.00
00:20:21.960 I suppose I am fine either way.
00:20:25.960 Okay, I'm just going to chill here for a moment to catch my breath and to get some life. 0.98
00:20:38.840 And while I am waiting, I will talk about how to get fucking big and juicy arms. 0.90
00:20:48.720 Now, the best thing to do is just to get big, to perform big heavy lifts. 0.95
00:20:57.600 So, you know, heavy weighted chins, and then after that you can do curls and stuff like that.
00:21:04.480 But you grow the most from the biggest exercises. 0.99
00:21:09.480 Okay, we have a little safe ground to stand there, but where is the juicy fucking spider? 1.00
00:21:24.360 I can't see him for the life of me. 0.99
00:21:28.360 Oh, there he is.
00:21:30.360 Alright, let's save her first, and see if we can get in some Legolas action.
00:21:50.240 And yet again, time for some...
00:21:53.240 Okay, so Magicka is actually amino acids, so what is healing? Comment below.
00:22:03.120 Or it can just be the case that Potion of Healing is red amino acids, and blue amino acids are mana.
00:22:14.120 Something like that. 0.96
00:22:16.120 Either way, I will slay this foul beast. 1.00
00:22:20.120 Look at this, look at this. 1.00
00:22:23.120 What the fuck did you say? 0.99
00:22:29.680 That felt rather good, to be honest. 1.00
00:22:32.640 I'm gonna save so I don't do something silly yet again.
00:22:39.520 Oh, a wooden door.
00:22:42.880 Quite nice indeed.
00:22:53.120 A mysterious note.
00:22:57.680 Alright, we'll take that and we'll do that.
00:23:02.640 Okay, so I will leave it at that for this time. 0.99
00:23:11.200 And now I'm gonna hit the gym, do some fucking squats and deadlifts. 0.95
00:23:16.160 I will talk to you next time. 0.98
00:23:18.720 And who am I?
00:23:20.720 I'm the Dragonborn.
00:23:22.720 Dragonborn.
00:23:23.280 X-XL.
00:23:27.280 Boom! 0.99