The Golden One - August 29, 2014


Skyrim. Dragonborn Rising


Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

87.05344

Word count

1,471

Sentence count

186

Harmful content

Misogyny

39

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Toxicity

58

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Hate speech

7

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Summary

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This is my first ever Let's Play video, and I'm a little nervous about it, but it's a good one. I'm going into the glorious world of Skyrim, and hopefully I don't die too much.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings students, you fucking juicy. Today this is my first Let's Play video and I'm a bit nervous. 0.98
00:00:12.000 I'm joking obviously. The last time I was nervous, I can't even really remember.
00:00:18.000 Might have been when I almost missed the flights in America, but as I wrote my glorious Facebook page
00:00:25.000 I commenced an epic sprint to the airplane, came into the airplane, was sweating like a pig.
00:00:35.000 All that aside, if it isn't perfect, I'm still learning.
00:00:41.000 So, we're going into the glorious world of Skyrim. I've loaded up with some Lindvalls coffee here.
00:00:50.000 Glorious. So, I have leveled just a bit and I listened to you. You told me I was supposed to be a juicy Nord. 0.87
00:01:06.000 With heavy armor and a two-handed sword. So that is actually what I'll do.
00:01:11.000 And I'll just run up to one of the first missions here.
00:01:18.000 I just love the nature in Skyrim. Love the graphics as well. Fucking juicy.
00:01:24.000 I actually have a new computer. 0.99
00:01:27.000 My old one. It's getting repaired. It's called HMS Dauntless.
00:01:34.000 And this computer is actually called HMS. Glorious. Sickening.
00:01:50.000 So, it was quite a while since I played Skyrim actually. 0.98
00:01:55.000 But I really fucking enjoy the game. 0.69
00:02:07.000 Oh, I think I'm lost already. 0.98
00:02:11.000 But fear not.
00:02:12.000 Yeah, this was what I talked about. Like, if I was a bit more experienced with Let's Play, I would probably have, you know, saved just before I got to the place and then started playing them.
00:02:30.000 So, you'll have to bear with me as I talk about stuff.
00:02:33.000 Okay, here we've got a wolf. I'm gonna slay this foul beast. 0.99
00:02:42.000 Okay, so I actually have an Iron Greatsword. 0.98
00:02:46.000 Boom! Boom! 1.00
00:02:49.000 See that? 1.00
00:02:52.000 The foolish wolf. Dare to stand against me. 1.00
00:02:57.000 Yeah, so I'm actually a Nord. I got the question in a Q&A.
00:03:01.000 A while back, if I played Skyrim as a Nord or an Elf.
00:03:07.000 But if I were to be an Elf, I would, you know, have to choose between Wood Elf, Dark Elf and High Elf.
00:03:14.000 And that might have, you know, revealed what Elf I am.
00:03:21.000 And that's a secret I'll never tell.
00:03:23.000 So, I'm a bit lost. I'm gonna check the map here.
00:03:29.000 Okay, so we're actually quite close to the location at hand.
00:03:36.000 Here we are.
00:03:37.000 I'm just gonna do a quick save.
00:03:41.000 So I don't die.
00:03:43.000 I'm playing on Master. That's the second hardest difficulty level.
00:03:50.000 But I'm gonna be quite cautious because it would be a bit...
00:03:53.000 a bit embarrassing, to say the least, if I die now.
00:04:00.000 Okay, so here we go. Here we go.
00:04:02.000 Boom! 1.00
00:04:06.000 Oh, you cheeky cunt, mate. 1.00
00:04:08.000 And I'm really bad at doing two things at the same time. 1.00
00:04:23.000 So, if I don't talk as much when I'm fighting, it's because I'm trying not to die.
00:04:29.000 Okay, we're actually gonna do like this.
00:04:31.000 Items.
00:04:33.000 Gonna take some magic potions. 0.80
00:04:36.000 Like this, and now...
00:04:37.000 Okay, come at me, bro.
00:04:38.000 Come at me. 0.99
00:04:48.000 There we are.
00:04:50.000 Let's see if she has some cool loot. 1.00
00:04:52.000 Gonna take some iron arrows there. 0.99
00:04:57.000 Come on, mate.
00:04:59.000 Okay, for your own kind.
00:05:09.000 See, that is why I love this game. 1.00
00:05:13.000 Fucking testosterone as fuck. 1.00
00:05:17.000 Fuck juice. 1.00
00:05:20.000 Gonna do a quick save again. 1.00
00:05:30.000 So, my stamina isn't what it should be because I'm wearing heavy armor, but that's the most manly thing to do.
00:05:36.000 I have an imperial armor, but I have joined the storm cloaks.
00:05:49.000 I'm gonna do a little sneak attack here.
00:05:52.000 I'm gonna do a little sneak attack here.
00:05:56.000 Oof. 0.97
00:05:57.000 You're nothing. 1.00
00:06:05.000 I'll all of you into pieces. 1.00
00:06:10.000 No! 0.91
00:06:11.000 I'm gonna do this.
00:06:12.000 Boom.
00:06:13.000 Boom.
00:06:14.000 Oof.
00:06:15.000 Oof.
00:06:21.000 I love this movie.
00:06:24.000 I love this movie. 1.00
00:06:25.000 Fuck juice. 1.00
00:06:26.000 let's see if we can unlock this little chest here the chest of glory no that's that's my test not 1.00
00:06:45.400 this chest this chest fucking juicy alright cool some some gold so I am actually gonna get that juicy 0.98
00:06:55.840 fucking pump in my chest later today it will be highly glorious because I have two photo shoots 0.99
00:07:04.540 coming up and then after those are done I will fucking balk like the Hulk and just get strong 1.00
00:07:13.240 mass fuck can't wait for that yes you know a portion of magicka is amino acids 0.99
00:07:28.300 all right now we're actually gonna key bind the items so the weapons I'm gonna do the longbow 1.00
00:07:47.020 oh well do that later I'm a bit rusty I'm gonna kill this bastard though look at this look at this boom 1.00
00:07:59.940 sick 0.98
00:08:02.520 all right this is also one of the things I really like about Skyrim that it's um you know not just 0.97
00:08:11.060 to go around killing stuff even though that's fucking glorious as well but as you can see here 0.73
00:08:18.820 we've got a snake take a snake there 0.98
00:08:25.700 and then we have not a whale not a snake an eagle a whale here
00:08:35.860 there we are
00:08:41.060 I would assume no it's actually a snake there as well
00:08:47.700 write it in
00:08:51.140 there we are
00:08:59.220 read the thief see you learn things by reading it's really good can be applied to real life as well
00:09:08.340 I'm gonna use the sword for this okay and until next time I will have to learn the key binds for um so I quickly can switch between the weapons
00:09:29.700 and then we're gonna use some stamina I think
00:09:42.980 and then we're gonna take heavy armor
00:09:47.140 like so a bear
00:09:48.500 and then we can put a hole in the weapon
00:09:49.740 that's it
00:09:50.740 oh it's over
00:10:04.260 nop we can't do that yet
00:10:05.540 i'm gonna take a two-handed
00:10:06.780 barbarian that's me
00:10:09.460 warp. Yeah, that's right. Run, you fool.
00:10:32.460 I'm just gonna do a quicksave. There we are. And now... 1.00
00:10:39.460 There's a juicy cunt who has been captured by this spider. I'm not gonna fight him. 1.00
00:10:51.460 I will simply do like this. I'm gonna utilize the longbow.
00:10:56.460 It reminds me a bit about when San is fighting the Chilob in Lord of the Rings. 0.96
00:11:13.460 Now, this was a bit of a cunt tactic, to be honest. 0.82
00:11:17.460 Because he can't really reach me and I can just unload arrows in him. 1.00
00:11:21.460 I'm gonna kill him. 1.00
00:11:25.460 That'svalidate. 1.00
00:11:26.460 I don't know.
00:11:30.460 He's going to betray you.
00:11:31.460 It lets to the statue. 1.00
00:11:35.460 Maybe it's time to kill him. 1.00
00:11:39.060 Keep it away from me! 1.00
00:11:45.060 Get it away from me! Get it away! 0.99
00:11:49.060 Get it away from me! 1.00
00:11:51.060 Get it away! 1.00
00:11:55.060 Get it away from me! Get it away! 0.99
00:11:57.060 Whoop! Almost died there.
00:12:05.060 Gonna save up some...
00:12:07.060 some life.
00:12:09.060 Or we can just take a...
00:12:11.060 a potion.
00:12:13.060 Minor healing.
00:12:15.060 Two of those.
00:12:25.060 So I'm actually gonna be
00:12:27.060 having a two-handed
00:12:29.060 weapon in addition
00:12:31.060 to a bow.
00:12:33.060 So I can do cheeky things like this
00:12:35.060 and also...
00:12:37.060 sneak attacks.
00:12:43.060 Alright, so we almost 0.99
00:12:45.060 kill it now. 0.99
00:12:47.060 Boom! 1.00
00:12:51.060 Glorious.
00:12:53.060 Get me down! 1.00
00:12:55.060 Get me down! 1.00
00:12:57.060 Get me down! 1.00
00:12:59.060 It's coming loose!
00:13:01.060 I can feel it!
00:13:03.060 Never should've come...
00:13:07.060 I knew he was gonna run there.
00:13:09.060 So um...
00:13:11.060 Oh look!
00:13:13.060 Golden Claw!
00:13:15.060 Some juicy things right here.
00:13:17.060 So I've retrieved the Golden Claw.
00:13:21.060 And we're gonna...
00:13:23.060 head on in
00:13:25.060 to the Temple of Glory.
00:13:27.060 A save first.
00:13:29.060 Oh look!
00:13:31.060 A Draugr! 0.97
00:13:33.060 Boom! 1.00
00:13:35.060 Oh fuck! 1.00
00:13:37.060 I saw that fucking trap. 1.00
00:13:39.060 Yet I... 1.00
00:13:41.060 I walked right into it.
00:13:43.060 Oh well.
00:13:45.060 Let's start from here.
00:13:47.060 Boom! 0.99
00:13:49.060 Boom! 0.99
00:13:51.060 Boom! 0.99
00:13:53.060 Boom! 0.99
00:13:55.060 Boom! 0.99
00:13:57.060 Boom! 0.99
00:13:59.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:01.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:02.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:03.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:05.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:06.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:08.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:10.060 Boom! 0.99
00:14:12.060 And I died yet again.
00:14:14.060 I will utilize a sip of Lindvals to further my performance. 0.99
00:14:22.060 Fucking juicy. 0.98
00:14:24.060 Okay I'm gonna be a bit more careful now. 0.99
00:14:30.060 Yeah, a bit embarrassing to be honest.
00:14:34.060 I will give it one more go, and then we'll see how it turns out. 0.98
00:14:52.280 Okay, we're actually gonna take a fucking potion right here. 0.96
00:14:56.420 Minor healing, come on now. 0.99
00:15:04.060 Okay, I'm gonna make a run for it. Bye.
00:15:15.160 And now, now.
00:15:20.540 That's Ramsey Snow, by the way, if you don't recognize the no.
00:15:28.080 Yes, yes, yes. Boom. There we are.
00:15:31.580 Come at me then. Draugr. Draugr bra. 0.88
00:15:34.060 Oh, fuck. 0.99
00:15:43.440 All right, so that will actually be the first episode of this highly glorious Let's Play series. 0.99
00:15:54.820 And feel free to leave a comment below.
00:15:59.620 And if there is any particular quest you would like me to do, I'm thinking about going to the Dawn Gourd and acquire some glory in slaying vampires.
00:16:08.080 But I'm open to suggestions, so comment below, and also tell me what you're gonna train today.
00:16:15.300 I'm gonna do some bench for the hench, and some general push session.
00:16:19.920 So, until next time.
00:16:22.960 And who am I?
00:16:23.480 I'm the juicy Nord of Skyrim.
00:16:30.240 X-X-O.
00:16:30.860 Boom.
00:16:31.640 Boom.
00:16:32.100 Boom.
00:16:32.920 Boom.
00:16:33.900 He's not named James.
00:16:34.600 Boom.
00:16:35.020 Boom.
00:16:35.100 Boom.
00:16:35.580 Go away, go ahead.
00:16:40.340 Boom.
00:16:41.020 I'm ํ™•์‹คํžˆะตะฝะฐ.
00:16:43.080 Boom.
00:16:44.600 neurology needs nothing to be Pet Freda.
00:16:45.200 Boom.
00:16:45.220 Boom.
00:16:45.960 Boom.
00:16:46.440 So.
00:16:46.740 Boom.
00:16:46.880 Boom.
00:16:48.480 Boom.
00:16:48.940 Boom.
00:16:49.500 Boom.
00:16:50.480 Boom.
00:16:51.440 Boom.
00:16:52.560 Boom.
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00:16:53.180 Boom.
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