The Golden One - God Jul, Merry Yule and Merry Christmas! The Hair Question. Which Haircut is most Glorious？

00:00:00.000 greetings you have been visited by the julebok of glory glory will come to you but only if you

00:00:12.520 had heard my teachings i want to wish everyone a good jule a merry jule and a merry christmas

00:00:21.080 fucking juicy i want to show you a christmas present i got from one of the truest friends

00:00:29.040 and one of the most valiant and testosterone men i know thank you billiam

00:00:33.880 it's an excruciatingly glorious hammer of thor which will grant me additional testosterone

00:00:48.020 now i thought to elaborate a bit on the topic at hand which you see in the title

00:00:52.880 which is the most glorious haircut and i want to elaborate on something first

00:00:57.820 and i'm not perfect but i do try my best at least to do what i can for the metaphysical crusade

00:01:05.760 for modern europe and the best i can do is to provide a good example and to serve as a guiding

00:01:10.820 light in a sea of degeneracy and to quote fascination so that is what i'm trying to do other people can

00:01:17.500 do very good things as well but that is at least what i try to do and i do try to not see myself

00:01:23.680 as an individual i see myself as just one part of something greater so if i don't want to go to

00:01:30.360 the gym i don't care if i don't want to do that because i do it to you know keep providing that good

00:01:35.440 example because that is what i can do so i try to embody everything i say i try to show with action

00:01:44.460 what i want you to do and there's one notable exception obviously which is the hair because i'd

00:01:51.620 say that for most of you i recommend that you go with a fashy haircut an ss haircut that looks you

00:01:57.680 know disciplined and you know crisp and clean as it were and now some of you might say oh but you know

00:02:03.500 i'm bald or i have really thin hair uh that's no problem at all uh you can just shave your head or go

00:02:09.440 with the kind of jason statum look and don't despair here because you know this a lot of women

00:02:15.160 find this really attractive as well and jason statum obviously popular with the ladies popular

00:02:20.000 with the guys and i'm not saying popular with the guys in the gay sense but in rather that you know

00:02:24.580 a lot of guys admire him so that is the kind of look you can go for if you um if you're bald but for

00:02:31.160 everyone else i suggest that you go with this crisp clean fashy haircut that is uh you know signals

00:02:38.460 discipline and testosterone to everyone who uh who is looking at it so that is my recommended

00:02:44.560 haircut and then you ask why do i have long hair then if i recommend something else i've talked about

00:02:49.080 this before most of my the gold aesthetics i've always aimed for is you know a long-haired guy

00:02:54.840 that is juicy and looks glorious and heroic so i always went with a more archaic and medieval type

00:03:02.940 of hero instead of the you know more disciplined soldier look that is down to my personal preference

00:03:08.820 and now i love my hair so much it's so glorious so um i'll keep having it i might cut it in a few

00:03:14.760 years i don't know i haven't decided yet but that is at least why i have long hair because that is

00:03:21.040 what i modeled my aesthetics on in the first place but for most of you i recommend a fashy haircut

00:03:27.160 so basically uh you can either have a shaven head uh or jason statum kind of aesthetics or go with a

00:03:35.300 fashy haircut or if you for some reason want to have long hair uh just stick with it so you get to

00:03:41.220 that point where it becomes long enough to not be just messy so i hope that brought some insights

00:03:48.780 into my thinking and who am i i'm the glorious viking of optimal juiciness xxo boom

The Golden One - December 24, 2016