The Golden One - August 26, 2015


Golden Nord of Skyrim. The Return. Chapter 17


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30 minutes

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3,352

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627

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19

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110

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Vilkas and the rest of the Elder Scrolls Companion Guild are here, and they re not here to serve you, they re here to help you. And they re going to make you do something you re not supposed to be doing.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends! Welcome back to good old Skyrim!
00:00:05.000 Now we're admiring the Golden Nord of Skyrim, aka me.
00:00:10.000 Admiring how glorious he is. Fwa, that hair though.
00:00:13.000 So yes, we're gonna go with the Companions now, because we've done a good few other quests.
00:00:18.000 So I'm gonna talk with CodelacWhitemane to sign up to this guild.
00:00:23.000 Hello lads, how are we today?
00:00:28.000 It's our burden to bear.
00:00:30.000 A stranger comes, would you now?
00:00:33.000 Here, let me have a look at you.
00:00:36.000 Yes, perhaps the certain strength of spirit.
00:00:41.000 And who are you?
00:00:45.000 I am nobody's master, Vilkas.
00:00:48.000 I am the master here.
00:00:51.000 For those with a fire burning in their hearts.
00:00:54.000 Apologies.
00:00:56.000 But perhaps this isn't the time.
00:00:58.000 I've never even heard of this outsider.
00:01:01.000 What?
00:01:02.000 Sometimes the famous come to us.
00:01:04.000 Sometimes men and women come to us to seek their fame.
00:01:08.000 It makes no difference.
00:01:10.000 What matters is their heart.
00:01:12.000 And their arm.
00:01:14.000 Of course.
00:01:15.000 How are you in battle, boy?
00:01:18.000 How dare you question my skill.
00:01:22.000 How dare you.
00:01:24.000 Don't feel like you need to show off for our sake.
00:01:26.000 Vilkas here will be the one testing your mettle. 1.00
00:01:29.000 Vilkas, take him out to the yard and see what he can do.
00:01:33.000 Aye.
00:01:37.000 Alright then.
00:01:38.000 They want to box with me.
00:01:40.000 Not here.
00:01:41.000 Out in the yard.
00:01:42.000 Come on.
00:01:44.000 Cool.
00:01:45.000 He wants to fight me.
00:01:46.000 Let's do it, Bru.
00:01:48.000 Let's have a good old boxing match.
00:01:52.000 I almost actually admit to myself that my hands have never been my strong.
00:01:58.000 Strong suit, I'm afraid.
00:02:00.000 That's all.
00:02:01.000 That's all.
00:02:02.000 More about the good old kicks and the fall of the graphics.
00:02:07.000 And wrestling, etc.
00:02:09.000 But I hope this will not affect my...
00:02:13.000 The good old Nord of Skyrim.
00:02:18.000 Well, look at that.
00:02:28.000 Glorious mountain.
00:02:29.000 Okay then. 0.99
00:02:30.000 Let's fucking go time. 0.99
00:02:31.000 The old man said to have a look at you. 0.99
00:02:33.000 So, let's do this.
00:02:35.000 Just have a few swings at me so I can see your form.
00:02:39.000 Okay, cool.
00:02:40.000 Don't worry.
00:02:41.000 I can take it. 0.55
00:02:42.000 Sickening.
00:02:43.000 Never should have come here.
00:02:44.000 Now, Talos.
00:02:46.000 I love you.
00:02:47.000 Not that.
00:02:49.000 Next time won't be so easy.
00:02:51.000 Alright then.
00:02:52.000 You might just make it.
00:02:54.000 But for now, you're still a whelp to us, Newblood. 1.00
00:02:58.000 So you do what we tell you.
00:03:00.000 Here's my sword.
00:03:02.000 Go take it up to Jorland to have it sharpened.
00:03:05.000 And be careful.
00:03:06.000 It's probably worth more than you are. 1.00
00:03:09.000 Fuck off, mate. 1.00
00:03:11.000 Is that a fucking cunt? 1.00
00:03:13.000 He will pay for his insolent crimes. 1.00
00:03:16.000 Jorland.
00:03:17.000 Hey, what up?
00:03:18.000 What brings you here?
00:03:19.000 I'm guessing you're the newcomer then.
00:03:20.000 Yes, yes.
00:03:21.000 Unfortunately.
00:03:22.000 Oh, don't worry too much about it.
00:03:23.000 They were all whelps once.
00:03:24.000 They just might not like to talk about it.
00:03:25.000 And don't always just do what you're told.
00:03:27.000 Nobody rules anybody in the companions.
00:03:29.000 Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it.
00:03:30.000 But they have. 0.91
00:03:31.000 Sickening.
00:03:32.000 Glorious.
00:03:33.000 I have a favor to ask.
00:03:34.000 Alright.
00:03:35.000 And then.
00:03:36.000 Let's hear what it is.
00:03:37.000 Let's hear what it is.
00:03:38.000 I've been working on a shield for Aela.
00:03:39.000 My wife is a little girl.
00:03:40.000 And I'm not sure how you're told.
00:03:41.000 Nobody rules anybody in the companions.
00:03:42.000 Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it.
00:03:46.000 But they have.
00:03:47.000 No leader since Ysgramor.
00:03:48.000 Codlak is the harbinger.
00:03:49.000 And he's a sort of advisor for the whole group.
00:03:51.000 But every man is his own. 0.84
00:03:52.000 Every woman her own. 0.98
00:03:54.000 Glorious.
00:03:55.000 I have a favor to ask.
00:03:56.000 Alright.
00:03:57.000 And then.
00:03:58.000 Let's hear what it is.
00:03:59.000 I've been working on a shield for Aela.
00:04:00.000 My wife is in mourning and I need to get back to her soon.
00:04:01.000 I'd be much obliged if you could take this to Aela for me.
00:04:02.000 Ok.
00:04:03.000 Cool.
00:04:04.000 This isn't a command.
00:04:05.000 Just decency.
00:04:06.000 Help out an old blacksmith. 0.99
00:04:07.000 I've got to get back to my work.
00:04:08.000 Alright then.
00:04:09.000 I'm fine.
00:04:10.000 I'm fine.
00:04:11.000 I'm fine.
00:04:12.000 You're fine.
00:04:13.000 I'm fine.
00:04:14.000 I'm fine.
00:04:15.000 I'm fine.
00:04:16.000 I'm fine.
00:04:17.000 I'm fine.
00:04:18.000 I'm fine.
00:04:19.000 I'm fine.
00:04:20.000 I'm fine.
00:04:21.000 I'm fine.
00:04:22.000 I'm fine.
00:04:23.000 I'm fine.
00:04:24.000 I didn't.
00:04:25.000 Hello.
00:04:26.000 Hello.
00:04:27.000 How are we today?
00:04:29.000 What is it now?
00:04:32.000 I wanted you to train me in something fun.
00:04:34.000 But.
00:04:35.000 Oh well.
00:04:36.000 I'm going to see if anyone can train me to become better in light armor.
00:04:45.000 Aela.
00:04:46.000 Where are thou?
00:04:48.000 I think I'm going to marry Aela.
00:04:53.000 I like her aesthetics. 0.98
00:04:55.000 She's a sick physique. 1.00
00:04:57.000 Oh I'm just a servant dear. 0.92
00:05:00.000 You want to talk to one of the companions.
00:05:02.000 This Tilma the Hagar does not have a sick physique. 0.77
00:05:05.000 That's one thing that is for certain.
00:05:08.000 All these younglings scampering around.
00:05:10.000 Worried one of them is going to take your place?
00:05:13.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:05:14.000 How are we to die?
00:05:16.000 You wish to hunt with me?
00:05:18.000 Wow look at that.
00:05:19.000 That's how a woman should look. 1.00
00:05:21.000 We need to see you made it up here.
00:05:22.000 You know this one?
00:05:23.000 I saw him training in the yard with Vilcus.
00:05:25.000 What kind of weapon do you think?
00:05:27.000 Ah yes.
00:05:28.000 I heard you gave him quite a thrashing.
00:05:30.000 I did.
00:05:31.000 I can confirm.
00:05:33.000 Do you think you could handle Vilcus in a real fight?
00:05:36.000 Aren't they slow?
00:05:37.000 I can get in and out.
00:05:39.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:05:40.000 Ease up there.
00:05:41.000 We're rough.
00:05:42.000 But there's no need to kill a shield brother over a dispute. 0.64
00:05:45.000 I like your fire though.
00:05:47.000 You'll make a fierce companion.
00:05:49.000 Let us hunt together sometime.
00:05:52.000 Here let's have Farkus show you where you'll be resting your head.
00:05:55.000 The Golden Nord won.
00:05:59.000 The Competition Zero.
00:06:04.000 Show this new blood where the rest of the whelps sleep. 1.00
00:06:08.000 New blood?
00:06:09.000 Oh, I remember you.
00:06:11.000 Come on, follow me.
00:06:13.000 Hello.
00:06:14.000 Farkus the Glorious, they call him.
00:06:17.000 Skjora and Aella like to tease me.
00:06:20.000 But they're good people.
00:06:21.000 These guys seek to seek.
00:06:24.000 Nice to have a new face around.
00:06:27.000 It gets boring here sometimes.
00:06:29.000 Quite so.
00:06:30.000 I hope we keep you.
00:06:31.000 This can be a rough life.
00:06:33.000 The quarters are up here.
00:06:35.000 It looks rather nice.
00:06:37.000 Like I'd stay here.
00:06:38.000 And easily live in this place.
00:06:41.000 Alright, so here you are.
00:06:44.000 Looks like the others are eager to meet you.
00:06:46.000 Come to me or Aella if you're looking for work.
00:06:49.000 Once you've made a bit of a name for yourself, Skjora and Vilcus might have things for you to do.
00:06:53.000 Sickening.
00:06:54.000 Good luck.
00:06:55.000 I won't work.
00:06:56.000 Go with a companion.
00:06:57.000 Now.
00:06:58.000 By the way, if you're looking for something to do, we've gotten a letter about someone needing some muscle right here in Whiterun Hold. 0.99
00:07:06.000 I'm jacked as fuck. 0.98
00:07:07.000 I know what the fight is about. 1.00
00:07:08.000 And that's not our business anyway. 0.98
00:07:10.000 I'm fucking massive. 0.99
00:07:11.000 I just need you to go out there, look tough, and scare this milk drinker into submission. 0.99
00:07:16.000 No more than that.
00:07:18.000 I don't want to hear about a killing, understand?
00:07:21.000 Okay.
00:07:22.000 Alright then.
00:07:23.000 Seems easy enough.
00:07:24.000 Go.
00:07:25.000 Bring honor to yourself.
00:07:26.000 And the companions.
00:07:27.000 By the way, you're looking for something to do.
00:07:32.000 Idle of Battleborn.
00:07:33.000 Okay. 0.98
00:07:34.000 I'm gonna show up and show fucking juicy and massive I am. 0.98
00:07:45.000 That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 0.97
00:07:48.000 And then he will be intimidated.
00:07:51.000 And he will apologize.
00:07:52.000 If I'm not mistaken, I think he's been ordering a lady. 1.00
00:07:57.000 I've heard you may actually be stronger than you look.
00:08:00.000 Are you on the hunt?
00:08:01.000 I'll show you what I know.
00:08:03.000 Nice.
00:08:06.000 Oh, look how much gold I have.
00:08:07.000 I didn't know that.
00:08:10.000 Oh, can we get a level?
00:08:12.000 Yes.
00:08:15.000 Thank you very much for that.
00:08:16.000 And I can train again.
00:08:17.000 How quaint, true friends.
00:08:19.000 That's awesome.
00:08:21.000 What do we need?
00:08:22.000 Stamina.
00:08:23.000 Admire how much stamina you have.
00:08:26.000 Highly glorious in all actuality.
00:08:29.000 Light armor.
00:08:33.000 Oh, two-handed.
00:08:34.000 Look at that.
00:08:35.000 Fah, miden. 1.00
00:08:39.000 Deep wounds.
00:08:40.000 We need 90.
00:08:43.000 We have that.
00:08:44.000 We have that.
00:08:47.000 Warmaster.
00:08:49.000 Warmaster Horus. 1.00
00:08:51.000 That's a sick cunt if there ever was one. 1.00
00:09:00.000 Okay. 1.00
00:09:01.000 Nothing there.
00:09:02.000 Heavy armor.
00:09:03.000 No smithing.
00:09:05.000 Can we do anything fun here?
00:09:10.000 Scaled and plate.
00:09:11.000 That sounds also quite fun.
00:09:12.000 What's this now?
00:09:19.000 Ah, 60 is required. 1.00
00:09:21.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Oh well. 1.00
00:09:25.000 Alright, cool.
00:09:26.000 I won't spend the whole episode looking at things to do here.
00:09:30.000 But you know, it's quite, it's nice.
00:09:33.000 Either way.
00:09:41.000 Hello, Ayla.
00:09:42.000 I want more training.
00:09:43.000 I'm waiting.
00:09:44.000 I'll show you what I know. 0.95
00:09:45.000 Sickening. 0.99
00:09:47.000 What a sick physique. 0.99
00:09:49.000 I'll take my leave then. 0.66
00:09:59.000 Got quite expensive there to train, but it's fine, I suppose.
00:10:07.000 We'll get new gold.
00:10:09.000 Alright, where is this milk drinker who needs to be taught some manners? 0.94
00:10:12.000 And I also want to kill something for real in this episode.
00:10:20.000 So it's not only the matter of running around in this sort of manner. 0.53
00:10:29.000 Hello, Mane.
00:10:30.000 Grey Mane or Battleborn? 0.69
00:10:33.000 Got stones in your ears?
00:10:35.000 I asked what side you're on.
00:10:37.000 Grey Mane or Battleborn? 1.00
00:10:38.000 Then you're either a Stormcloak sympathizer or a fool. 1.00
00:10:44.000 I am. 1.00
00:10:45.000 I am a Stormcloak.
00:10:46.000 You're no friend of mine.
00:10:49.000 You can't scare me into submission.
00:10:51.000 Oh really? Can't I?
00:10:53.000 Okay, fucking go time. 1.00
00:10:55.000 You're but a dog. 1.00
00:10:56.000 And I'm your master. 0.95
00:10:57.000 Yeah.
00:11:06.000 Now Talos, I love you.
00:11:12.000 These guys know how to take a punch.
00:11:15.000 Yes, that is actually my best.
00:11:18.000 To be honest.
00:11:22.000 Wish I could land some solid kicks on him. 0.79
00:11:25.000 That would be nice. 0.98
00:11:26.000 A head kick maybe. 0.95
00:11:28.000 Or a low kick.
00:11:29.000 Or two.
00:11:30.000 Or three.
00:11:32.000 And then...
00:11:33.000 A takedown.
00:11:39.000 But I suppose it's quite hard to kick in this sort of armor.
00:11:46.000 Alright.
00:11:47.000 Not so tough now, are you?
00:11:53.000 Glorious.
00:11:55.000 Alrighty then.
00:11:56.000 It was a good brawl. 0.66
00:11:59.000 Fine.
00:12:00.000 I'll take care of it.
00:12:01.000 Just please leave me alone.
00:12:03.000 I will.
00:12:06.000 Return to Farkas. 1.00
00:12:08.000 Let's do it, true friends.
00:12:10.000 And then we might have...
00:12:12.000 Something... 0.99
00:12:14.000 Some Draugars or something to kill. 1.00
00:12:16.000 That would be... 0.99
00:12:19.000 That would be more appropriate.
00:12:22.000 To optimize our gains.
00:12:25.000 Our glory gains, as it were.
00:12:28.000 So yeah.
00:12:29.000 Feels very good to be back in good old...
00:12:33.000 Skyrim.
00:12:35.000 So I can shout...
00:12:37.000 Dollars, I love you.
00:12:40.000 Some people don't think I'm smart.
00:12:42.000 You seem to have a knack for this kind of thing.
00:12:44.000 I do.
00:12:45.000 I'll make sure people in charge know.
00:12:47.000 Skjor was looking for you earlier.
00:12:49.000 I'll write it in.
00:12:50.000 I don't know.
00:12:51.000 He just said he needed to talk to you before you do anything else.
00:12:54.000 I don't like making him angry.
00:12:56.000 But there is some work for you if you want it.
00:13:01.000 Proving honor.
00:13:02.000 Skjor... 1.00
00:13:07.000 The sick cunt. 1.00
00:13:09.000 As he's also known. 1.00
00:13:12.000 He's not really, though.
00:13:13.000 I just made it up.
00:13:15.000 But it's all good for him.
00:13:18.000 Hello, main.
00:13:20.000 Hey, what up?
00:13:21.000 There you are.
00:13:24.000 I did.
00:13:25.000 Your time, it seems, has come.
00:13:28.000 Last week a scholar came to us.
00:13:30.000 He said he knew where we could find another fragment of Ulthrad.
00:13:34.000 Sickening. 0.99
00:13:35.000 He seemed a fool to me. 0.99
00:13:36.000 But if he's right, the honor of the companions demands... 0.99
00:13:39.000 Ah, wonderful. 0.97
00:13:40.000 We got to kill something now. 0.98
00:13:42.000 I would be honored to retrieve it. 1.00
00:13:47.000 It was not bootlicking, you fucking insolent dog. 1.00
00:13:50.000 I was just being nice. 1.00
00:13:55.000 Sickening.
00:13:56.000 This will be your shield sibling on this venture, Will.
00:13:58.000 All right.
00:13:59.000 He'll answer any questions you have.
00:14:01.000 Cool.
00:14:02.000 Try not to disappoint. 0.99
00:14:04.000 Or to get him killed. 0.99
00:14:08.000 Speak to Farkas. 1.00
00:14:10.000 Right.
00:14:12.000 Let's do it. 0.63
00:14:13.000 I hope you raid yourself. 0.99
00:14:14.000 I hope you raid yourself. 0.99
00:14:15.000 I hope you raid yourself. 0.99
00:14:16.000 I hope you raid yourself. 0.98
00:14:17.000 Yep.
00:14:18.000 I have.
00:14:19.000 Heavy armor.
00:14:20.000 No.
00:14:21.000 I don't really need heavy armor.
00:14:22.000 Light armor.
00:14:23.000 Because when you're a Nord character, you start actually with 5 plus in light armor, but not in heavy armor.
00:14:43.000 So I chose to make this character in accord with the starting values, basically.
00:14:55.000 Okay, we have a little stretch to run here, I suppose.
00:15:01.000 And fun fact, I've already made a let's play of this particular quest campaign, but I'll edit it away until we get there.
00:15:10.000 Alright, cool.
00:15:12.000 I edited the little cardio session away there, in order to optimize the gloriousness of the episode.
00:15:21.000 So, yeah, as I said, in one of the first let's plays I ever made, we did this campaign.
00:15:29.000 And I remember that I was so fucking horrible, both at the game itself, because I didn't even know how to block.
00:15:36.000 But then, due to the kind words and wisdom of my true friends, I learned to better myself.
00:15:47.000 And then also I've been a bit better audio quality, perhaps a bit more entertaining commentary and...
00:15:55.000 Tread lightly.
00:15:59.000 Just, you know...
00:16:01.000 Aw, foah, love it!
00:16:03.000 Awesome.
00:16:04.000 So yeah, overall better quality of videos, I suppose, with better editing as well.
00:16:09.000 So, it will be fun to redo this little mission with my increased knowledge gains.
00:16:16.000 Knowledge gains.
00:16:19.000 Now Talos, I love you!
00:16:24.000 Hulking Grogar?
00:16:26.000 Oh, I've never seen those before.
00:16:27.000 I've never seen those before.
00:16:39.000 Oh, father!
00:16:41.000 Give me strength!
00:16:45.000 Oh, look at that!
00:16:46.000 Leveling!
00:16:47.000 Ah, this is wonderful!
00:16:52.000 I'm gonna utilize...
00:16:54.000 Ah, potion.
00:16:55.000 God, I definitely need more, um...
00:17:06.000 Okay, we didn't have...
00:17:07.000 I definitely need more, um...
00:17:13.000 Stamina.
00:17:17.000 Okay, I'm gonna just check through my gear really quickly.
00:17:23.000 Do we have anything...
00:17:25.000 Even?
00:17:28.000 Healing, that's good.
00:17:29.000 I'm just gonna look through...
00:17:30.000 Amelette of Talos.
00:17:31.000 We're gonna need that.
00:17:38.000 Righty then! 0.58
00:17:43.000 Talos!
00:17:48.000 Hello, main!
00:17:56.000 God, my blocking game has, uh...
00:17:58.000 Increased.
00:17:59.000 Definitely.
00:18:01.000 Sickening.
00:18:05.000 Whoop!
00:18:06.000 That was my dodging game, I suppose.
00:18:10.000 Hello!
00:18:11.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:18:17.000 Ah, there we are.
00:18:20.000 Hulking Draugr.
00:18:25.000 I've actually never seen a hulking Draugr before.
00:18:28.000 I've seen, like, Draugr Deathlord and everything like that, but, um...
00:18:32.000 But no hulking Draugrs, I suppose. 1.00
00:18:35.000 But yeah, I hope you admired my blocking game there.
00:18:38.000 Blocking game strong.
00:18:40.000 See?
00:18:41.000 That's the power of progression.
00:18:45.000 It doesn't matter really what, um...
00:18:48.000 What you're progress...
00:18:49.000 Progressing in, as long as you're doing it.
00:18:51.000 Because that's...
00:18:52.000 Becomes more fun, then.
00:18:54.000 Orcish Shield.
00:18:55.000 No.
00:18:56.000 I think Heavy Armor might be more aesthetic.
00:18:57.000 But, uh...
00:18:58.000 Since the Barbarian class is, um...
00:19:00.000 Uh...
00:19:01.000 Orcish Shield.
00:19:03.000 No.
00:19:04.000 I think Heavy Armor might be more aesthetic.
00:19:07.000 But, uh...
00:19:09.000 Since the Barbarian class is, um...
00:19:17.000 It's Light Armor.
00:19:18.000 I went with that.
00:19:20.000 Cool.
00:19:21.000 We can enchant something.
00:19:22.000 But I'm not gonna do that now, because, uh...
00:19:24.000 As I said, I want more action and glory and blood in this episode.
00:19:29.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:30.000 Remember this.
00:19:34.000 Boom.
00:19:36.000 And now I will...
00:19:37.000 I won't spoil anything for anyone who hasn't seen this before.
00:19:46.000 Help me!
00:19:47.000 I'm stuck!
00:19:52.000 Wow, look at that.
00:19:53.000 Aesthetics crew. 1.00
00:19:54.000 They're all jacked as fuck. 1.00
00:20:00.000 Which one is that? 1.00
00:20:02.000 It doesn't matter.
00:20:03.000 He wears that armor.
00:20:04.000 He dies.
00:20:06.000 Wow, look at that, uh... 0.93
00:20:07.000 Sick physique the guy on the right has. 0.99
00:20:09.000 That's a fucking good physique. 0.99
00:20:10.000 None of you will be alive to tell it. 0.99
00:20:13.000 Epic Heron and, uh...
00:20:15.000 Beard also.
00:20:18.000 Oh, we have, uh...
00:20:19.000 A Pale Orc. 0.99
00:20:20.000 A glorious werewolf.
00:20:21.000 I think he might be a bit overpowered.
00:20:23.000 But, uh...
00:20:24.000 It's cool.
00:20:25.000 I'm more interested in the gold.
00:20:26.000 The shekels. 0.98
00:20:27.000 That these, uh...
00:20:28.000 I hope I didn't scare ya.
00:20:29.000 Oh, you didn't.
00:20:30.000 It's a blessing given to some of us.
00:20:31.000 We could be like wild beasts.
00:20:32.000 Fearsome.
00:20:33.000 Oh, no.
00:20:34.000 No.
00:20:35.000 No.
00:20:36.000 No.
00:20:37.000 No.
00:20:38.000 No.
00:20:39.000 No.
00:20:40.000 No.
00:20:41.000 No.
00:20:42.000 No.
00:20:43.000 No.
00:20:44.000 No.
00:20:45.000 No.
00:20:46.000 No.
00:20:47.000 No.
00:20:48.000 No.
00:20:49.000 No.
00:20:50.000 No.
00:20:51.000 No.
00:20:52.000 No.
00:20:53.000 No.
00:20:54.000 No.
00:20:55.000 I'ts. 1.00
00:20:56.000 Fearsome.
00:20:58.000 Oh, no.
00:20:59.000 Only the Circle have the Beast Blood.
00:21:01.000 Prove your honor to be a companion.
00:21:04.000 Eyes on the prey, not the horizon.
00:21:07.000 We should keep moving.
00:21:08.000 That's- that's good.
00:21:09.000 Eyes on the prey, not the horizon.
00:21:11.000 Sky Forged Steel Greatsword.
00:21:15.000 73 in damage.
00:21:16.000 And our sword has...
00:21:19.000 79.
00:21:21.000 A.... 1.00
00:21:22.000 FUCKING POVERTY sword. 1.00
00:21:23.000 Come right in. 1.00
00:21:24.000 Gold. Nice.
00:21:31.800 How quaint.
00:21:34.320 I actually edited.
00:21:36.480 I made a little awkward edit there.
00:21:39.600 Hello, hello.
00:21:41.940 Boom. That's exactly how it goes.
00:21:44.240 Yeah, so I edited a bit of the
00:21:46.200 mission away. I hope that's
00:21:47.640 cool and fine.
00:21:50.540 I have some technical difficulties.
00:21:52.480 But that's not
00:21:53.140 the end of the world in all
00:21:56.200 actuality. Hello.
00:21:59.580 Ah, he was
00:22:00.560 actually living. Are you also living?
00:22:03.080 No, I don't see.
00:22:04.400 It's a little skeleton.
00:22:07.560 Hello, lads.
00:22:09.280 How are we today?
00:22:12.700 Look at that. Sneak.
00:22:15.720 I'm not really
00:22:16.600 going to sneak much.
00:22:19.100 To be honest.
00:22:19.940 Wow, look at those
00:22:23.080 spear
00:22:23.440 berserkare.
00:22:26.000 Come on, get out of them, boys.
00:22:35.100 What are you doing? 1.00
00:22:38.780 Die, 1.00
00:22:39.380 unbeliever! 1.00
00:22:40.060 Ha-ha.
00:22:46.340 Silver greatsword.
00:22:48.580 Not really good.
00:22:52.220 No, that's heavy armor.
00:22:54.920 God,
00:22:55.580 they're really cool, though.
00:22:56.520 If I had
00:22:59.320 heavy armor
00:23:01.460 as my
00:23:02.100 thing,
00:23:03.180 I would have taken
00:23:04.020 those instantly. 0.98
00:23:05.800 Fucking awesome. 0.97
00:23:13.580 And he stands there and... 0.99
00:23:15.580 Come on, then.
00:23:17.460 Farkas,
00:23:18.060 get at him.
00:23:21.160 I don't want to be 0.79
00:23:22.300 shot by this guy.
00:23:23.160 Talos, I love you!
00:23:31.240 Hello, Silverhand.
00:23:34.220 God, I can't believe
00:23:35.080 I missed that.
00:23:39.300 Ho-ho. 0.98
00:23:41.940 Now,
00:23:43.100 Silverhand,
00:23:44.100 you are not
00:23:44.900 that cocky anymore.
00:23:45.880 Our hero,
00:23:51.460 our hero
00:23:52.340 claims a warrior's
00:23:54.820 call.
00:23:55.840 I tell you,
00:23:57.220 I tell you
00:23:58.380 the happy
00:24:00.420 merchant
00:24:01.220 will need
00:24:02.700 his coin.
00:24:03.920 I altered
00:24:04.660 the song there.
00:24:07.640 I sang
00:24:08.800 about my own
00:24:09.420 greed.
00:24:09.900 Greed.
00:24:09.960 Greed.
00:24:15.880 Ah, there we are. 0.82
00:24:19.060 Sickening.
00:24:19.720 Glass bow.
00:24:21.660 Yeah.
00:24:22.960 Let's
00:24:23.460 go with that.
00:24:27.120 Ah, a little
00:24:28.040 door of wisdom.
00:24:29.580 How quaint.
00:24:37.160 Ah, beautiful.
00:24:38.240 There we are.
00:24:39.300 Oh, got a level
00:24:40.260 there as well.
00:24:40.780 Cure the seas.
00:24:46.560 Bone meal.
00:24:48.040 I suppose I can
00:24:48.720 take that.
00:24:49.700 Not really
00:24:50.100 anything fun.
00:24:51.600 There.
00:24:52.540 Oh, well.
00:24:55.260 Okay, we're
00:24:55.860 going to have a
00:24:56.380 huge fight
00:24:57.300 on our hands
00:24:57.740 now.
00:25:01.240 Cool.
00:25:01.820 A key.
00:25:02.960 Whose key
00:25:03.780 can this
00:25:04.420 possibly be?
00:25:05.200 TALOS!
00:25:17.680 That's
00:25:18.240 overkill.
00:25:20.880 Actually.
00:25:22.320 Oh, soon
00:25:23.120 we'll be
00:25:23.820 leveling as well.
00:25:29.540 Can we
00:25:30.320 oh! 0.60
00:25:32.680 Critical
00:25:33.200 strike.
00:25:35.200 Boom.
00:25:36.280 You are 1.00
00:25:36.540 but a dog 0.65
00:25:37.300 and I'm
00:25:38.620 your master.
00:25:42.700 That is
00:25:43.080 how you
00:25:43.620 you know
00:25:45.540 when you say
00:25:45.940 like
00:25:46.260 okay, I'm just
00:25:47.280 going to beat
00:25:47.600 this and I'm
00:25:47.980 going to talk
00:25:48.320 to you. 1.00
00:25:49.920 Die 1.00
00:25:50.240 unbeliever! 1.00
00:25:53.600 Oh, look at that. 1.00
00:25:54.400 Killing blow. 0.95
00:25:55.140 Fua. 0.99
00:25:55.520 Myrin.
00:25:56.680 Myron.
00:25:58.380 Yeah, so you
00:25:58.780 know how
00:25:59.280 you always
00:26:00.020 say to
00:26:00.500 every woman
00:26:01.300 that
00:26:02.860 are
00:26:03.200 of your
00:26:04.320 own age.
00:26:05.200 you say
00:26:07.320 hello
00:26:08.000 gorgeous.
00:26:11.520 To all
00:26:12.340 enemies
00:26:12.820 you have
00:26:13.280 you say
00:26:13.940 you're
00:26:15.040 but a 0.99
00:26:15.320 dog
00:26:15.680 and I'm
00:26:17.480 your
00:26:17.780 master.
00:26:19.260 Boom.
00:26:19.680 There we are.
00:26:26.940 Yeah, so yeah
00:26:27.500 I hope
00:26:27.820 that makes
00:26:28.180 sense.
00:26:30.480 It doesn't
00:26:31.240 really
00:26:31.500 but it's
00:26:31.860 fun.
00:26:32.120 just
00:26:36.340 what a
00:26:36.580 crack like
00:26:37.200 as they
00:26:37.740 say
00:26:37.960 here in Ireland.
00:26:42.680 Hey! 0.99
00:26:44.740 Hey, what up?
00:26:45.960 That's
00:26:46.320 what
00:26:46.660 he was
00:26:47.480 going to say.
00:26:47.820 I have
00:26:54.320 an arrow 0.99
00:26:55.400 in my head. 0.86
00:26:58.880 Oh, now
00:26:59.400 I remember.
00:27:00.240 Now
00:27:00.460 a huge
00:27:01.580 fight
00:27:01.920 will erupt.
00:27:06.980 And
00:27:07.560 some loot!
00:27:08.620 Nice! 0.94
00:27:09.200 Nice! 0.94
00:27:14.620 Come on
00:27:15.200 then.
00:27:15.620 Oh, there
00:27:16.000 are there.
00:27:16.920 All right.
00:27:17.660 Admire this
00:27:18.160 combat now.
00:27:19.640 Talos!
00:27:21.320 Boom.
00:27:24.660 I love
00:27:25.500 those running
00:27:26.180 charges.
00:27:29.960 God.
00:27:30.740 Love it.
00:27:32.200 Love it.
00:27:33.060 for the
00:27:35.440 God of
00:27:35.800 heaven
00:27:36.000 and
00:27:36.340 goddess
00:27:36.600 of
00:27:36.760 the
00:27:36.880 earth
00:27:37.120 aid
00:27:38.120 me
00:27:38.300 now.
00:27:50.100 Come at me 1.00
00:27:50.720 then.
00:27:51.540 Come at me, 1.00
00:27:52.080 bro.
00:27:53.540 Hello,
00:27:54.080 main.
00:27:57.680 Oh! 1.00
00:27:58.080 fucking 1.00
00:28:02.040 juicy. 0.99
00:28:02.740 That's
00:28:02.920 what that
00:28:03.200 is.
00:28:04.440 Hello.
00:28:16.680 Do you want
00:28:17.420 to box
00:28:17.700 with me?
00:28:20.520 Oh,
00:28:21.240 haha.
00:28:23.040 It is like 0.99
00:28:23.720 having sex 1.00
00:28:24.460 with a 1.00
00:28:24.740 woman 0.99
00:28:24.960 and
00:28:25.200 coming.
00:28:30.300 That's
00:28:30.820 not
00:28:30.980 really.
00:28:32.920 I
00:28:33.420 described
00:28:33.940 via
00:28:34.380 Arnold
00:28:34.920 how
00:28:36.280 the
00:28:36.960 pom
00:28:37.280 feels
00:28:37.960 in the
00:28:38.280 gym.
00:28:44.600 Ah, 0.99
00:28:45.280 killing 0.92
00:28:45.560 blow.
00:28:50.740 Ah,
00:28:51.240 and the
00:28:51.400 last one.
00:28:51.940 Hello,
00:28:52.440 mate.
00:28:52.820 Rather 1.00
00:28:54.400 stupid 1.00
00:28:54.900 of you 1.00
00:28:55.260 to box
00:28:55.700 with me
00:28:55.980 like that.
00:28:57.880 Boom.
00:28:58.580 There you are. 0.99
00:28:59.760 Sickening. 1.00
00:29:00.760 Sick. 0.99
00:29:02.040 Fusique. 0.99
00:29:04.080 Let's
00:29:04.560 see if
00:29:04.940 this
00:29:05.240 financeman
00:29:06.020 hulking
00:29:06.660 droger
00:29:07.080 of peace
00:29:07.740 and wisdom
00:29:08.260 has nothing
00:29:08.960 to say.
00:29:11.160 Ah,
00:29:11.780 there is
00:29:12.200 the little
00:29:12.500 chest.
00:29:14.280 Hello,
00:29:14.740 gorgeous.
00:29:17.160 Dalos.
00:29:18.640 I
00:29:19.120 love
00:29:19.520 you.
00:29:19.900 For
00:29:22.520 anyone
00:29:22.760 who
00:29:22.940 isn't
00:29:23.200 aware
00:29:23.520 of
00:29:23.840 what
00:29:24.560 in
00:29:24.700 the
00:29:24.780 actual 1.00
00:29:25.020 fuck 1.00
00:29:25.340 I'm 1.00
00:29:25.480 talking
00:29:25.780 about
00:29:26.060 when I
00:29:26.320 did
00:29:26.480 Dalos,
00:29:27.140 I
00:29:27.240 love
00:29:27.620 you.
00:29:28.380 It's
00:29:28.720 the
00:29:29.000 guy in
00:29:30.160 Whiterun
00:29:30.760 who is
00:29:32.540 a proper
00:29:32.860 legend.
00:29:33.480 He
00:29:33.600 screams
00:29:34.100 that.
00:29:36.080 Truly
00:29:36.600 glorious
00:29:37.120 individual,
00:29:38.020 I would
00:29:38.220 say.
00:29:42.000 All right,
00:29:42.840 cool.
00:29:43.560 So now
00:29:43.940 we had
00:29:44.520 last episode
00:29:45.860 I made
00:29:46.340 in Skyrim
00:29:46.860 was with
00:29:47.360 Malus
00:29:47.800 Nightblade
00:29:48.340 and this
00:29:49.360 episode
00:29:49.680 was with
00:29:50.120 the Golden
00:29:50.500 Nord.
00:29:51.660 And now
00:29:51.960 I'm gonna
00:29:52.300 let you
00:29:53.060 give me
00:29:55.940 yet again
00:29:56.420 your thoughts
00:29:57.380 regarding it.
00:29:58.620 Which one
00:29:59.180 do you
00:30:02.360 like the
00:30:03.600 most
00:30:04.220 or if
00:30:05.820 you would
00:30:06.040 like to
00:30:06.660 start a
00:30:08.180 new
00:30:08.640 character
00:30:10.620 or something.
00:30:12.040 I'm
00:30:12.220 open for
00:30:12.940 suggestions.
00:30:14.040 I think
00:30:14.460 Skyrim
00:30:14.940 is
00:30:15.300 easier to
00:30:20.200 make
00:30:20.520 entertaining
00:30:21.280 commentary
00:30:21.960 to Skyrim
00:30:22.960 rather than
00:30:23.740 Total War 0.60
00:30:24.500 because
00:30:25.380 Total War 0.60
00:30:25.900 is more
00:30:26.340 like
00:30:26.780 it's not
00:30:28.640 the same
00:30:28.900 kind of
00:30:29.240 banter
00:30:29.860 as it
00:30:30.400 were.
00:30:33.340 That's my
00:30:34.140 thoughts about
00:30:35.000 that.
00:30:35.320 But yeah,
00:30:35.840 thank you very
00:30:36.520 much for
00:30:36.940 watching.
00:30:37.560 Always a
00:30:38.080 pleasure to
00:30:39.200 be able to
00:30:39.580 upload
00:30:40.140 videos of
00:30:41.420 me ranting
00:30:42.160 on and
00:30:42.620 exploring Skyrim
00:30:43.620 like this
00:30:44.200 and
00:30:44.740 obviously
00:30:45.220 awesome
00:30:46.240 to have
00:30:46.700 you
00:30:46.920 with
00:30:47.180 me.
00:30:48.260 So yeah,
00:30:48.740 cool.
00:30:49.960 And who
00:30:50.200 am I?
00:30:51.620 I'm the
00:30:51.900 Golden
00:30:52.220 Nord of
00:30:52.800 Skyrim.
00:30:53.740 XOXO.
00:30:54.740 Boom.