The Golden One - August 26, 2015


Golden Nord of Skyrim. The Return. Chapter 17


Episode Stats

Length

30 minutes

Words per Minute

108.418144

Word Count

3,352

Sentence Count

627


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends! Welcome back to good old Skyrim!
00:00:05.000 Now we're admiring the Golden Nord of Skyrim, aka me.
00:00:10.000 Admiring how glorious he is. Fwa, that hair though.
00:00:13.000 So yes, we're gonna go with the Companions now, because we've done a good few other quests.
00:00:18.000 So I'm gonna talk with CodelacWhitemane to sign up to this guild.
00:00:23.000 Hello lads, how are we today?
00:00:28.000 It's our burden to bear.
00:00:30.000 A stranger comes, would you now?
00:00:33.000 Here, let me have a look at you.
00:00:36.000 Yes, perhaps the certain strength of spirit.
00:00:41.000 And who are you?
00:00:45.000 I am nobody's master, Vilkas.
00:00:48.000 I am the master here.
00:00:51.000 For those with a fire burning in their hearts.
00:00:54.000 Apologies.
00:00:56.000 But perhaps this isn't the time.
00:00:58.000 I've never even heard of this outsider.
00:01:01.000 What?
00:01:02.000 Sometimes the famous come to us.
00:01:04.000 Sometimes men and women come to us to seek their fame.
00:01:08.000 It makes no difference.
00:01:10.000 What matters is their heart.
00:01:12.000 And their arm.
00:01:14.000 Of course.
00:01:15.000 How are you in battle, boy?
00:01:18.000 How dare you question my skill.
00:01:22.000 How dare you.
00:01:24.000 Don't feel like you need to show off for our sake.
00:01:26.000 Vilkas here will be the one testing your mettle.
00:01:29.000 Vilkas, take him out to the yard and see what he can do.
00:01:33.000 Aye.
00:01:37.000 Alright then.
00:01:38.000 They want to box with me.
00:01:40.000 Not here.
00:01:41.000 Out in the yard.
00:01:42.000 Come on.
00:01:44.000 Cool.
00:01:45.000 He wants to fight me.
00:01:46.000 Let's do it, Bru.
00:01:48.000 Let's have a good old boxing match.
00:01:52.000 I almost actually admit to myself that my hands have never been my strong.
00:01:58.000 Strong suit, I'm afraid.
00:02:00.000 That's all.
00:02:01.000 That's all.
00:02:02.000 More about the good old kicks and the fall of the graphics.
00:02:07.000 And wrestling, etc.
00:02:09.000 But I hope this will not affect my...
00:02:13.000 The good old Nord of Skyrim.
00:02:18.000 Well, look at that.
00:02:28.000 Glorious mountain.
00:02:29.000 Okay then.
00:02:30.000 Let's fucking go time.
00:02:31.000 The old man said to have a look at you.
00:02:33.000 So, let's do this.
00:02:35.000 Just have a few swings at me so I can see your form.
00:02:39.000 Okay, cool.
00:02:40.000 Don't worry.
00:02:41.000 I can take it.
00:02:42.000 Sickening.
00:02:43.000 Never should have come here.
00:02:44.000 Now, Talos.
00:02:46.000 I love you.
00:02:47.000 Not that.
00:02:49.000 Next time won't be so easy.
00:02:51.000 Alright then.
00:02:52.000 You might just make it.
00:02:54.000 But for now, you're still a whelp to us, Newblood.
00:02:58.000 So you do what we tell you.
00:03:00.000 Here's my sword.
00:03:02.000 Go take it up to Jorland to have it sharpened.
00:03:05.000 And be careful.
00:03:06.000 It's probably worth more than you are.
00:03:09.000 Fuck off, mate.
00:03:11.000 Is that a fucking cunt?
00:03:13.000 He will pay for his insolent crimes.
00:03:16.000 Jorland.
00:03:17.000 Hey, what up?
00:03:18.000 What brings you here?
00:03:19.000 I'm guessing you're the newcomer then.
00:03:20.000 Yes, yes.
00:03:21.000 Unfortunately.
00:03:22.000 Oh, don't worry too much about it.
00:03:23.000 They were all whelps once.
00:03:24.000 They just might not like to talk about it.
00:03:25.000 And don't always just do what you're told.
00:03:27.000 Nobody rules anybody in the companions.
00:03:29.000 Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it.
00:03:30.000 But they have.
00:03:31.000 Sickening.
00:03:32.000 Glorious.
00:03:33.000 I have a favor to ask.
00:03:34.000 Alright.
00:03:35.000 And then.
00:03:36.000 Let's hear what it is.
00:03:37.000 Let's hear what it is.
00:03:38.000 I've been working on a shield for Aela.
00:03:39.000 My wife is a little girl.
00:03:40.000 And I'm not sure how you're told.
00:03:41.000 Nobody rules anybody in the companions.
00:03:42.000 Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it.
00:03:46.000 But they have.
00:03:47.000 No leader since Ysgramor.
00:03:48.000 Codlak is the harbinger.
00:03:49.000 And he's a sort of advisor for the whole group.
00:03:51.000 But every man is his own.
00:03:52.000 Every woman her own.
00:03:54.000 Glorious.
00:03:55.000 I have a favor to ask.
00:03:56.000 Alright.
00:03:57.000 And then.
00:03:58.000 Let's hear what it is.
00:03:59.000 I've been working on a shield for Aela.
00:04:00.000 My wife is in mourning and I need to get back to her soon.
00:04:01.000 I'd be much obliged if you could take this to Aela for me.
00:04:02.000 Ok.
00:04:03.000 Cool.
00:04:04.000 This isn't a command.
00:04:05.000 Just decency.
00:04:06.000 Help out an old blacksmith.
00:04:07.000 I've got to get back to my work.
00:04:08.000 Alright then.
00:04:09.000 I'm fine.
00:04:10.000 I'm fine.
00:04:11.000 I'm fine.
00:04:12.000 You're fine.
00:04:13.000 I'm fine.
00:04:14.000 I'm fine.
00:04:15.000 I'm fine.
00:04:16.000 I'm fine.
00:04:17.000 I'm fine.
00:04:18.000 I'm fine.
00:04:19.000 I'm fine.
00:04:20.000 I'm fine.
00:04:21.000 I'm fine.
00:04:22.000 I'm fine.
00:04:23.000 I'm fine.
00:04:24.000 I didn't.
00:04:25.000 Hello.
00:04:26.000 Hello.
00:04:27.000 How are we today?
00:04:29.000 What is it now?
00:04:32.000 I wanted you to train me in something fun.
00:04:34.000 But.
00:04:35.000 Oh well.
00:04:36.000 I'm going to see if anyone can train me to become better in light armor.
00:04:45.000 Aela.
00:04:46.000 Where are thou?
00:04:48.000 I think I'm going to marry Aela.
00:04:53.000 I like her aesthetics.
00:04:55.000 She's a sick physique.
00:04:57.000 Oh I'm just a servant dear.
00:05:00.000 You want to talk to one of the companions.
00:05:02.000 This Tilma the Hagar does not have a sick physique.
00:05:05.000 That's one thing that is for certain.
00:05:08.000 All these younglings scampering around.
00:05:10.000 Worried one of them is going to take your place?
00:05:13.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:05:14.000 How are we to die?
00:05:16.000 You wish to hunt with me?
00:05:18.000 Wow look at that.
00:05:19.000 That's how a woman should look.
00:05:21.000 We need to see you made it up here.
00:05:22.000 You know this one?
00:05:23.000 I saw him training in the yard with Vilcus.
00:05:25.000 What kind of weapon do you think?
00:05:27.000 Ah yes.
00:05:28.000 I heard you gave him quite a thrashing.
00:05:30.000 I did.
00:05:31.000 I can confirm.
00:05:33.000 Do you think you could handle Vilcus in a real fight?
00:05:36.000 Aren't they slow?
00:05:37.000 I can get in and out.
00:05:39.000 Whoa!
00:05:40.000 Ease up there.
00:05:41.000 We're rough.
00:05:42.000 But there's no need to kill a shield brother over a dispute.
00:05:45.000 I like your fire though.
00:05:47.000 You'll make a fierce companion.
00:05:49.000 Let us hunt together sometime.
00:05:52.000 Here let's have Farkus show you where you'll be resting your head.
00:05:55.000 The Golden Nord won.
00:05:59.000 The Competition Zero.
00:06:04.000 Show this new blood where the rest of the whelps sleep.
00:06:08.000 New blood?
00:06:09.000 Oh, I remember you.
00:06:11.000 Come on, follow me.
00:06:13.000 Hello.
00:06:14.000 Farkus the Glorious, they call him.
00:06:17.000 Skjora and Aella like to tease me.
00:06:20.000 But they're good people.
00:06:21.000 These guys seek to seek.
00:06:24.000 Nice to have a new face around.
00:06:27.000 It gets boring here sometimes.
00:06:29.000 Quite so.
00:06:30.000 I hope we keep you.
00:06:31.000 This can be a rough life.
00:06:33.000 The quarters are up here.
00:06:35.000 It looks rather nice.
00:06:37.000 Like I'd stay here.
00:06:38.000 And easily live in this place.
00:06:41.000 Alright, so here you are.
00:06:44.000 Looks like the others are eager to meet you.
00:06:46.000 Come to me or Aella if you're looking for work.
00:06:49.000 Once you've made a bit of a name for yourself, Skjora and Vilcus might have things for you to do.
00:06:53.000 Sickening.
00:06:54.000 Good luck.
00:06:55.000 I won't work.
00:06:56.000 Go with a companion.
00:06:57.000 Now.
00:06:58.000 By the way, if you're looking for something to do, we've gotten a letter about someone needing some muscle right here in Whiterun Hold.
00:07:06.000 I'm jacked as fuck.
00:07:07.000 I know what the fight is about.
00:07:08.000 And that's not our business anyway.
00:07:10.000 I'm fucking massive.
00:07:11.000 I just need you to go out there, look tough, and scare this milk drinker into submission.
00:07:16.000 No more than that.
00:07:18.000 I don't want to hear about a killing, understand?
00:07:21.000 Okay.
00:07:22.000 Alright then.
00:07:23.000 Seems easy enough.
00:07:24.000 Go.
00:07:25.000 Bring honor to yourself.
00:07:26.000 And the companions.
00:07:27.000 By the way, you're looking for something to do.
00:07:32.000 Idle of Battleborn.
00:07:33.000 Okay.
00:07:34.000 I'm gonna show up and show fucking juicy and massive I am.
00:07:45.000 That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
00:07:48.000 And then he will be intimidated.
00:07:51.000 And he will apologize.
00:07:52.000 If I'm not mistaken, I think he's been ordering a lady.
00:07:57.000 I've heard you may actually be stronger than you look.
00:08:00.000 Are you on the hunt?
00:08:01.000 I'll show you what I know.
00:08:03.000 Nice.
00:08:06.000 Oh, look how much gold I have.
00:08:07.000 I didn't know that.
00:08:10.000 Oh, can we get a level?
00:08:12.000 Yes.
00:08:15.000 Thank you very much for that.
00:08:16.000 And I can train again.
00:08:17.000 How quaint, true friends.
00:08:19.000 That's awesome.
00:08:21.000 What do we need?
00:08:22.000 Stamina.
00:08:23.000 Admire how much stamina you have.
00:08:26.000 Highly glorious in all actuality.
00:08:29.000 Light armor.
00:08:33.000 Oh, two-handed.
00:08:34.000 Look at that.
00:08:35.000 Fah, miden.
00:08:39.000 Deep wounds.
00:08:40.000 We need 90.
00:08:43.000 We have that.
00:08:44.000 We have that.
00:08:47.000 Warmaster.
00:08:49.000 Warmaster Horus.
00:08:51.000 That's a sick cunt if there ever was one.
00:09:00.000 Okay.
00:09:01.000 Nothing there.
00:09:02.000 Heavy armor.
00:09:03.000 No smithing.
00:09:05.000 Can we do anything fun here?
00:09:10.000 Scaled and plate.
00:09:11.000 That sounds also quite fun.
00:09:12.000 What's this now?
00:09:19.000 Ah, 60 is required.
00:09:21.000 Fuck.
00:09:23.000 Oh well.
00:09:25.000 Alright, cool.
00:09:26.000 I won't spend the whole episode looking at things to do here.
00:09:30.000 But you know, it's quite, it's nice.
00:09:33.000 Either way.
00:09:41.000 Hello, Ayla.
00:09:42.000 I want more training.
00:09:43.000 I'm waiting.
00:09:44.000 I'll show you what I know.
00:09:45.000 Sickening.
00:09:47.000 What a sick physique.
00:09:49.000 I'll take my leave then.
00:09:59.000 Got quite expensive there to train, but it's fine, I suppose.
00:10:07.000 We'll get new gold.
00:10:09.000 Alright, where is this milk drinker who needs to be taught some manners?
00:10:12.000 And I also want to kill something for real in this episode.
00:10:20.000 So it's not only the matter of running around in this sort of manner.
00:10:29.000 Hello, Mane.
00:10:30.000 Grey Mane or Battleborn?
00:10:33.000 Got stones in your ears?
00:10:35.000 I asked what side you're on.
00:10:37.000 Grey Mane or Battleborn?
00:10:38.000 Then you're either a Stormcloak sympathizer or a fool.
00:10:44.000 I am.
00:10:45.000 I am a Stormcloak.
00:10:46.000 You're no friend of mine.
00:10:49.000 You can't scare me into submission.
00:10:51.000 Oh really? Can't I?
00:10:53.000 Okay, fucking go time.
00:10:55.000 You're but a dog.
00:10:56.000 And I'm your master.
00:10:57.000 Yeah.
00:11:06.000 Now Talos, I love you.
00:11:12.000 These guys know how to take a punch.
00:11:15.000 Yes, that is actually my best.
00:11:18.000 To be honest.
00:11:22.000 Wish I could land some solid kicks on him.
00:11:25.000 That would be nice.
00:11:26.000 A head kick maybe.
00:11:28.000 Or a low kick.
00:11:29.000 Or two.
00:11:30.000 Or three.
00:11:32.000 And then...
00:11:33.000 A takedown.
00:11:39.000 But I suppose it's quite hard to kick in this sort of armor.
00:11:46.000 Alright.
00:11:47.000 Not so tough now, are you?
00:11:53.000 Glorious.
00:11:55.000 Alrighty then.
00:11:56.000 It was a good brawl.
00:11:59.000 Fine.
00:12:00.000 I'll take care of it.
00:12:01.000 Just please leave me alone.
00:12:03.000 I will.
00:12:06.000 Return to Farkas.
00:12:08.000 Let's do it, true friends.
00:12:10.000 And then we might have...
00:12:12.000 Something...
00:12:14.000 Some Draugars or something to kill.
00:12:16.000 That would be...
00:12:19.000 That would be more appropriate.
00:12:22.000 To optimize our gains.
00:12:25.000 Our glory gains, as it were.
00:12:28.000 So yeah.
00:12:29.000 Feels very good to be back in good old...
00:12:33.000 Skyrim.
00:12:35.000 So I can shout...
00:12:37.000 Dollars, I love you.
00:12:40.000 Some people don't think I'm smart.
00:12:42.000 You seem to have a knack for this kind of thing.
00:12:44.000 I do.
00:12:45.000 I'll make sure people in charge know.
00:12:47.000 Skjor was looking for you earlier.
00:12:49.000 I'll write it in.
00:12:50.000 I don't know.
00:12:51.000 He just said he needed to talk to you before you do anything else.
00:12:54.000 I don't like making him angry.
00:12:56.000 But there is some work for you if you want it.
00:13:01.000 Proving honor.
00:13:02.000 Skjor...
00:13:07.000 The sick cunt.
00:13:09.000 As he's also known.
00:13:12.000 He's not really, though.
00:13:13.000 I just made it up.
00:13:15.000 But it's all good for him.
00:13:18.000 Hello, main.
00:13:20.000 Hey, what up?
00:13:21.000 There you are.
00:13:24.000 I did.
00:13:25.000 Your time, it seems, has come.
00:13:28.000 Last week a scholar came to us.
00:13:30.000 He said he knew where we could find another fragment of Ulthrad.
00:13:34.000 Sickening.
00:13:35.000 He seemed a fool to me.
00:13:36.000 But if he's right, the honor of the companions demands...
00:13:39.000 Ah, wonderful.
00:13:40.000 We got to kill something now.
00:13:42.000 I would be honored to retrieve it.
00:13:47.000 It was not bootlicking, you fucking insolent dog.
00:13:50.000 I was just being nice.
00:13:55.000 Sickening.
00:13:56.000 This will be your shield sibling on this venture, Will.
00:13:58.000 All right.
00:13:59.000 He'll answer any questions you have.
00:14:01.000 Cool.
00:14:02.000 Try not to disappoint.
00:14:04.000 Or to get him killed.
00:14:08.000 Speak to Farkas.
00:14:10.000 Right.
00:14:12.000 Let's do it.
00:14:13.000 I hope you raid yourself.
00:14:14.000 I hope you raid yourself.
00:14:15.000 I hope you raid yourself.
00:14:16.000 I hope you raid yourself.
00:14:17.000 Yep.
00:14:18.000 I have.
00:14:19.000 Heavy armor.
00:14:20.000 No.
00:14:21.000 I don't really need heavy armor.
00:14:22.000 Light armor.
00:14:23.000 Because when you're a Nord character, you start actually with 5 plus in light armor, but not in heavy armor.
00:14:43.000 So I chose to make this character in accord with the starting values, basically.
00:14:55.000 Okay, we have a little stretch to run here, I suppose.
00:15:01.000 And fun fact, I've already made a let's play of this particular quest campaign, but I'll edit it away until we get there.
00:15:10.000 Alright, cool.
00:15:12.000 I edited the little cardio session away there, in order to optimize the gloriousness of the episode.
00:15:21.000 So, yeah, as I said, in one of the first let's plays I ever made, we did this campaign.
00:15:29.000 And I remember that I was so fucking horrible, both at the game itself, because I didn't even know how to block.
00:15:36.000 But then, due to the kind words and wisdom of my true friends, I learned to better myself.
00:15:47.000 And then also I've been a bit better audio quality, perhaps a bit more entertaining commentary and...
00:15:55.000 Tread lightly.
00:15:59.000 Just, you know...
00:16:01.000 Aw, foah, love it!
00:16:03.000 Awesome.
00:16:04.000 So yeah, overall better quality of videos, I suppose, with better editing as well.
00:16:09.000 So, it will be fun to redo this little mission with my increased knowledge gains.
00:16:16.000 Knowledge gains.
00:16:19.000 Now Talos, I love you!
00:16:24.000 Hulking Grogar?
00:16:26.000 Oh, I've never seen those before.
00:16:27.000 I've never seen those before.
00:16:39.000 Oh, father!
00:16:41.000 Give me strength!
00:16:45.000 Oh, look at that!
00:16:46.000 Leveling!
00:16:47.000 Ah, this is wonderful!
00:16:52.000 I'm gonna utilize...
00:16:54.000 Ah, potion.
00:16:55.000 God, I definitely need more, um...
00:17:06.000 Okay, we didn't have...
00:17:07.000 I definitely need more, um...
00:17:13.000 Stamina.
00:17:17.000 Okay, I'm gonna just check through my gear really quickly.
00:17:23.000 Do we have anything...
00:17:25.000 Even?
00:17:28.000 Healing, that's good.
00:17:29.000 I'm just gonna look through...
00:17:30.000 Amelette of Talos.
00:17:31.000 We're gonna need that.
00:17:38.000 Righty then!
00:17:43.000 Talos!
00:17:48.000 Hello, main!
00:17:56.000 God, my blocking game has, uh...
00:17:58.000 Increased.
00:17:59.000 Definitely.
00:18:01.000 Sickening.
00:18:05.000 Whoop!
00:18:06.000 That was my dodging game, I suppose.
00:18:10.000 Hello!
00:18:11.000 Ooh!
00:18:17.000 Ah, there we are.
00:18:20.000 Hulking Draugr.
00:18:25.000 I've actually never seen a hulking Draugr before.
00:18:28.000 I've seen, like, Draugr Deathlord and everything like that, but, um...
00:18:32.000 But no hulking Draugrs, I suppose.
00:18:35.000 But yeah, I hope you admired my blocking game there.
00:18:38.000 Blocking game strong.
00:18:40.000 See?
00:18:41.000 That's the power of progression.
00:18:45.000 It doesn't matter really what, um...
00:18:48.000 What you're progress...
00:18:49.000 Progressing in, as long as you're doing it.
00:18:51.000 Because that's...
00:18:52.000 Becomes more fun, then.
00:18:54.000 Orcish Shield.
00:18:55.000 No.
00:18:56.000 I think Heavy Armor might be more aesthetic.
00:18:57.000 But, uh...
00:18:58.000 Since the Barbarian class is, um...
00:19:00.000 Uh...
00:19:01.000 Orcish Shield.
00:19:03.000 No.
00:19:04.000 I think Heavy Armor might be more aesthetic.
00:19:07.000 But, uh...
00:19:09.000 Since the Barbarian class is, um...
00:19:17.000 It's Light Armor.
00:19:18.000 I went with that.
00:19:20.000 Cool.
00:19:21.000 We can enchant something.
00:19:22.000 But I'm not gonna do that now, because, uh...
00:19:24.000 As I said, I want more action and glory and blood in this episode.
00:19:29.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:30.000 Remember this.
00:19:34.000 Boom.
00:19:36.000 And now I will...
00:19:37.000 I won't spoil anything for anyone who hasn't seen this before.
00:19:46.000 Help me!
00:19:47.000 I'm stuck!
00:19:52.000 Wow, look at that.
00:19:53.000 Aesthetics crew.
00:19:54.000 They're all jacked as fuck.
00:20:00.000 Which one is that?
00:20:02.000 It doesn't matter.
00:20:03.000 He wears that armor.
00:20:04.000 He dies.
00:20:06.000 Wow, look at that, uh...
00:20:07.000 Sick physique the guy on the right has.
00:20:09.000 That's a fucking good physique.
00:20:10.000 None of you will be alive to tell it.
00:20:13.000 Epic Heron and, uh...
00:20:15.000 Beard also.
00:20:18.000 Oh, we have, uh...
00:20:19.000 A Pale Orc.
00:20:20.000 A glorious werewolf.
00:20:21.000 I think he might be a bit overpowered.
00:20:23.000 But, uh...
00:20:24.000 It's cool.
00:20:25.000 I'm more interested in the gold.
00:20:26.000 The shekels.
00:20:27.000 That these, uh...
00:20:28.000 I hope I didn't scare ya.
00:20:29.000 Oh, you didn't.
00:20:30.000 It's a blessing given to some of us.
00:20:31.000 We could be like wild beasts.
00:20:32.000 Fearsome.
00:20:33.000 Oh, no.
00:20:34.000 No.
00:20:35.000 No.
00:20:36.000 No.
00:20:37.000 No.
00:20:38.000 No.
00:20:39.000 No.
00:20:40.000 No.
00:20:41.000 No.
00:20:42.000 No.
00:20:43.000 No.
00:20:44.000 No.
00:20:45.000 No.
00:20:46.000 No.
00:20:47.000 No.
00:20:48.000 No.
00:20:49.000 No.
00:20:50.000 No.
00:20:51.000 No.
00:20:52.000 No.
00:20:53.000 No.
00:20:54.000 No.
00:20:55.000 I'ts.
00:20:56.000 Fearsome.
00:20:58.000 Oh, no.
00:20:59.000 Only the Circle have the Beast Blood.
00:21:01.000 Prove your honor to be a companion.
00:21:04.000 Eyes on the prey, not the horizon.
00:21:07.000 We should keep moving.
00:21:08.000 That's- that's good.
00:21:09.000 Eyes on the prey, not the horizon.
00:21:11.000 Sky Forged Steel Greatsword.
00:21:15.000 73 in damage.
00:21:16.000 And our sword has...
00:21:19.000 79.
00:21:21.000 A....
00:21:22.000 FUCKING POVERTY sword.
00:21:23.000 Come right in.
00:21:24.000 Gold. Nice.
00:21:31.800 How quaint.
00:21:34.320 I actually edited.
00:21:36.480 I made a little awkward edit there.
00:21:39.600 Hello, hello.
00:21:41.940 Boom. That's exactly how it goes.
00:21:44.240 Yeah, so I edited a bit of the
00:21:46.200 mission away. I hope that's
00:21:47.640 cool and fine.
00:21:50.540 I have some technical difficulties.
00:21:52.480 But that's not
00:21:53.140 the end of the world in all
00:21:56.200 actuality. Hello.
00:21:59.580 Ah, he was
00:22:00.560 actually living. Are you also living?
00:22:03.080 No, I don't see.
00:22:04.400 It's a little skeleton.
00:22:07.560 Hello, lads.
00:22:09.280 How are we today?
00:22:12.700 Look at that. Sneak.
00:22:15.720 I'm not really
00:22:16.600 going to sneak much.
00:22:19.100 To be honest.
00:22:19.940 Wow, look at those
00:22:23.080 spear
00:22:23.440 berserkare.
00:22:26.000 Come on, get out of them, boys.
00:22:35.100 What are you doing?
00:22:38.780 Die,
00:22:39.380 unbeliever!
00:22:40.060 Ha-ha.
00:22:46.340 Silver greatsword.
00:22:48.580 Not really good.
00:22:52.220 No, that's heavy armor.
00:22:54.920 God,
00:22:55.580 they're really cool, though.
00:22:56.520 If I had
00:22:59.320 heavy armor
00:23:01.460 as my
00:23:02.100 thing,
00:23:03.180 I would have taken
00:23:04.020 those instantly.
00:23:05.800 Fucking awesome.
00:23:13.580 And he stands there and...
00:23:15.580 Come on, then.
00:23:17.460 Farkas,
00:23:18.060 get at him.
00:23:21.160 I don't want to be
00:23:22.300 shot by this guy.
00:23:23.160 Talos, I love you!
00:23:31.240 Hello, Silverhand.
00:23:34.220 God, I can't believe
00:23:35.080 I missed that.
00:23:39.300 Ho-ho.
00:23:41.940 Now,
00:23:43.100 Silverhand,
00:23:44.100 you are not
00:23:44.900 that cocky anymore.
00:23:45.880 Our hero,
00:23:51.460 our hero
00:23:52.340 claims a warrior's
00:23:54.820 call.
00:23:55.840 I tell you,
00:23:57.220 I tell you
00:23:58.380 the happy
00:24:00.420 merchant
00:24:01.220 will need
00:24:02.700 his coin.
00:24:03.920 I altered
00:24:04.660 the song there.
00:24:07.640 I sang
00:24:08.800 about my own
00:24:09.420 greed.
00:24:09.900 Greed.
00:24:09.960 Greed.
00:24:15.880 Ah, there we are.
00:24:19.060 Sickening.
00:24:19.720 Glass bow.
00:24:21.660 Yeah.
00:24:22.960 Let's
00:24:23.460 go with that.
00:24:27.120 Ah, a little
00:24:28.040 door of wisdom.
00:24:29.580 How quaint.
00:24:37.160 Ah, beautiful.
00:24:38.240 There we are.
00:24:39.300 Oh, got a level
00:24:40.260 there as well.
00:24:40.780 Cure the seas.
00:24:46.560 Bone meal.
00:24:48.040 I suppose I can
00:24:48.720 take that.
00:24:49.700 Not really
00:24:50.100 anything fun.
00:24:51.600 There.
00:24:52.540 Oh, well.
00:24:55.260 Okay, we're
00:24:55.860 going to have a
00:24:56.380 huge fight
00:24:57.300 on our hands
00:24:57.740 now.
00:25:01.240 Cool.
00:25:01.820 A key.
00:25:02.960 Whose key
00:25:03.780 can this
00:25:04.420 possibly be?
00:25:05.200 TALOS!
00:25:17.680 That's
00:25:18.240 overkill.
00:25:20.880 Actually.
00:25:22.320 Oh, soon
00:25:23.120 we'll be
00:25:23.820 leveling as well.
00:25:29.540 Can we
00:25:30.320 oh!
00:25:32.680 Critical
00:25:33.200 strike.
00:25:35.200 Boom.
00:25:36.280 You are
00:25:36.540 but a dog
00:25:37.300 and I'm
00:25:38.620 your master.
00:25:42.700 That is
00:25:43.080 how you
00:25:43.620 you know
00:25:45.540 when you say
00:25:45.940 like
00:25:46.260 okay, I'm just
00:25:47.280 going to beat
00:25:47.600 this and I'm
00:25:47.980 going to talk
00:25:48.320 to you.
00:25:49.920 Die
00:25:50.240 unbeliever!
00:25:53.600 Oh, look at that.
00:25:54.400 Killing blow.
00:25:55.140 Fua.
00:25:55.520 Myrin.
00:25:56.680 Myron.
00:25:58.380 Yeah, so you
00:25:58.780 know how
00:25:59.280 you always
00:26:00.020 say to
00:26:00.500 every woman
00:26:01.300 that
00:26:02.860 are
00:26:03.200 of your
00:26:04.320 own age.
00:26:05.200 you say
00:26:07.320 hello
00:26:08.000 gorgeous.
00:26:11.520 To all
00:26:12.340 enemies
00:26:12.820 you have
00:26:13.280 you say
00:26:13.940 you're
00:26:15.040 but a
00:26:15.320 dog
00:26:15.680 and I'm
00:26:17.480 your
00:26:17.780 master.
00:26:19.260 Boom.
00:26:19.680 There we are.
00:26:26.940 Yeah, so yeah
00:26:27.500 I hope
00:26:27.820 that makes
00:26:28.180 sense.
00:26:30.480 It doesn't
00:26:31.240 really
00:26:31.500 but it's
00:26:31.860 fun.
00:26:32.120 just
00:26:36.340 what a
00:26:36.580 crack like
00:26:37.200 as they
00:26:37.740 say
00:26:37.960 here in Ireland.
00:26:42.680 Hey!
00:26:44.740 Hey, what up?
00:26:45.960 That's
00:26:46.320 what
00:26:46.660 he was
00:26:47.480 going to say.
00:26:47.820 I have
00:26:54.320 an arrow
00:26:55.400 in my head.
00:26:58.880 Oh, now
00:26:59.400 I remember.
00:27:00.240 Now
00:27:00.460 a huge
00:27:01.580 fight
00:27:01.920 will erupt.
00:27:06.980 And
00:27:07.560 some loot!
00:27:08.620 Nice!
00:27:09.200 Nice!
00:27:14.620 Come on
00:27:15.200 then.
00:27:15.620 Oh, there
00:27:16.000 are there.
00:27:16.920 All right.
00:27:17.660 Admire this
00:27:18.160 combat now.
00:27:19.640 Talos!
00:27:21.320 Boom.
00:27:24.660 I love
00:27:25.500 those running
00:27:26.180 charges.
00:27:29.960 God.
00:27:30.740 Love it.
00:27:32.200 Love it.
00:27:33.060 for the
00:27:35.440 God of
00:27:35.800 heaven
00:27:36.000 and
00:27:36.340 goddess
00:27:36.600 of
00:27:36.760 the
00:27:36.880 earth
00:27:37.120 aid
00:27:38.120 me
00:27:38.300 now.
00:27:50.100 Come at me
00:27:50.720 then.
00:27:51.540 Come at me,
00:27:52.080 bro.
00:27:53.540 Hello,
00:27:54.080 main.
00:27:57.680 Oh!
00:27:58.080 fucking
00:28:02.040 juicy.
00:28:02.740 That's
00:28:02.920 what that
00:28:03.200 is.
00:28:04.440 Hello.
00:28:16.680 Do you want
00:28:17.420 to box
00:28:17.700 with me?
00:28:20.520 Oh,
00:28:21.240 haha.
00:28:23.040 It is like
00:28:23.720 having sex
00:28:24.460 with a
00:28:24.740 woman
00:28:24.960 and
00:28:25.200 coming.
00:28:30.300 That's
00:28:30.820 not
00:28:30.980 really.
00:28:32.920 I
00:28:33.420 described
00:28:33.940 via
00:28:34.380 Arnold
00:28:34.920 how
00:28:36.280 the
00:28:36.960 pom
00:28:37.280 feels
00:28:37.960 in the
00:28:38.280 gym.
00:28:44.600 Ah,
00:28:45.280 killing
00:28:45.560 blow.
00:28:50.740 Ah,
00:28:51.240 and the
00:28:51.400 last one.
00:28:51.940 Hello,
00:28:52.440 mate.
00:28:52.820 Rather
00:28:54.400 stupid
00:28:54.900 of you
00:28:55.260 to box
00:28:55.700 with me
00:28:55.980 like that.
00:28:57.880 Boom.
00:28:58.580 There you are.
00:28:59.760 Sickening.
00:29:00.760 Sick.
00:29:02.040 Fusique.
00:29:04.080 Let's
00:29:04.560 see if
00:29:04.940 this
00:29:05.240 financeman
00:29:06.020 hulking
00:29:06.660 droger
00:29:07.080 of peace
00:29:07.740 and wisdom
00:29:08.260 has nothing
00:29:08.960 to say.
00:29:11.160 Ah,
00:29:11.780 there is
00:29:12.200 the little
00:29:12.500 chest.
00:29:14.280 Hello,
00:29:14.740 gorgeous.
00:29:17.160 Dalos.
00:29:18.640 I
00:29:19.120 love
00:29:19.520 you.
00:29:19.900 For
00:29:22.520 anyone
00:29:22.760 who
00:29:22.940 isn't
00:29:23.200 aware
00:29:23.520 of
00:29:23.840 what
00:29:24.560 in
00:29:24.700 the
00:29:24.780 actual
00:29:25.020 fuck
00:29:25.340 I'm
00:29:25.480 talking
00:29:25.780 about
00:29:26.060 when I
00:29:26.320 did
00:29:26.480 Dalos,
00:29:27.140 I
00:29:27.240 love
00:29:27.620 you.
00:29:28.380 It's
00:29:28.720 the
00:29:29.000 guy in
00:29:30.160 Whiterun
00:29:30.760 who is
00:29:32.540 a proper
00:29:32.860 legend.
00:29:33.480 He
00:29:33.600 screams
00:29:34.100 that.
00:29:36.080 Truly
00:29:36.600 glorious
00:29:37.120 individual,
00:29:38.020 I would
00:29:38.220 say.
00:29:42.000 All right,
00:29:42.840 cool.
00:29:43.560 So now
00:29:43.940 we had
00:29:44.520 last episode
00:29:45.860 I made
00:29:46.340 in Skyrim
00:29:46.860 was with
00:29:47.360 Malus
00:29:47.800 Nightblade
00:29:48.340 and this
00:29:49.360 episode
00:29:49.680 was with
00:29:50.120 the Golden
00:29:50.500 Nord.
00:29:51.660 And now
00:29:51.960 I'm gonna
00:29:52.300 let you
00:29:53.060 give me
00:29:55.940 yet again
00:29:56.420 your thoughts
00:29:57.380 regarding it.
00:29:58.620 Which one
00:29:59.180 do you
00:30:02.360 like the
00:30:03.600 most
00:30:04.220 or if
00:30:05.820 you would
00:30:06.040 like to
00:30:06.660 start a
00:30:08.180 new
00:30:08.640 character
00:30:10.620 or something.
00:30:12.040 I'm
00:30:12.220 open for
00:30:12.940 suggestions.
00:30:14.040 I think
00:30:14.460 Skyrim
00:30:14.940 is
00:30:15.300 easier to
00:30:20.200 make
00:30:20.520 entertaining
00:30:21.280 commentary
00:30:21.960 to Skyrim
00:30:22.960 rather than
00:30:23.740 Total War
00:30:24.500 because
00:30:25.380 Total War
00:30:25.900 is more
00:30:26.340 like
00:30:26.780 it's not
00:30:28.640 the same
00:30:28.900 kind of
00:30:29.240 banter
00:30:29.860 as it
00:30:30.400 were.
00:30:33.340 That's my
00:30:34.140 thoughts about
00:30:35.000 that.
00:30:35.320 But yeah,
00:30:35.840 thank you very
00:30:36.520 much for
00:30:36.940 watching.
00:30:37.560 Always a
00:30:38.080 pleasure to
00:30:39.200 be able to
00:30:39.580 upload
00:30:40.140 videos of
00:30:41.420 me ranting
00:30:42.160 on and
00:30:42.620 exploring Skyrim
00:30:43.620 like this
00:30:44.200 and
00:30:44.740 obviously
00:30:45.220 awesome
00:30:46.240 to have
00:30:46.700 you
00:30:46.920 with
00:30:47.180 me.
00:30:48.260 So yeah,
00:30:48.740 cool.
00:30:49.960 And who
00:30:50.200 am I?
00:30:51.620 I'm the
00:30:51.900 Golden
00:30:52.220 Nord of
00:30:52.800 Skyrim.
00:30:53.740 XOXO.
00:30:54.740 Boom.