The Golden One - August 11, 2015


Jack Donovan, Master Chim, Tom Kier. Vanity and Masculinity


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

155.43663

Word Count

639

Sentence Count

51

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings true friends. Today I want to address some recent blasphemous and heretical views I
00:00:28.480 heard. First of all though I would like to say that the podcast which is linked below with Twan Tom,
00:00:35.840 Master Chim and my man Jack Donovan. Really really solid fucking podcast. Please do yourself a favor
00:00:44.020 and listen to it. It's not often I recommend something in earnest but this is really good.
00:00:49.680 If you're a man you will get 10 plus in masculinity and a critical chance of resisting feminized
00:00:54.560 behavior. So great talk about masculinity below. However there was one thing I could not let lay
00:01:01.280 when I listened to the podcast and I had to stand up for my elven brother Legolas because these three
00:01:09.260 intellectual heavyweights as it were they saw a problem with that Legolas was one of the most
00:01:16.000 popular characters in Lord of the Rings and Fellowship of the Ring. And I kind of reacted
00:01:21.580 because I think your analysis there was dead wrong. It is not the case that Legolas is the most one of
00:01:27.980 the most popular characters because he is an untreatening and nice elf. In accord with masculine
00:01:34.820 ideals you're not based on how you look but on how you perform. So he can be as gay looking as
00:01:41.320 fey looking as fucking vain as he wants. When push comes to shove he fucking delivers. Let's just look at
00:01:47.840 his martial prowess with a bow. He has the highest kill count in... I think I'm right now but I think he has
00:01:54.640 one of the higher kill counts in all of the books or the films. So yes he is vain. Am I vain? Yes I'm vain as fuck.
00:02:03.680 Does it matter? No because when time comes to deliver I am ready to go like no matter what it is. And I'm not
00:02:20.520 basing my value in any way upon being vain at all. That is just another thing completely. What you're basing
00:02:28.520 your tribe members in the masculine way is how they perform under pressure. When push comes to shove
00:02:36.360 is this guy gonna pull his weight? In Legolas case yes. He's fucking wonderful with his bow. He pulls his
00:02:42.220 weight. So then it doesn't fucking matter how he looks. And this also reminds me of the really really
00:02:47.860 fucking retarded thing a lot of guys say like oh you know real men eat meat. No your masculinity is not
00:02:54.220 based in any way on your fucking diet habits. Not at all. But either fucking way I digress. I just
00:02:59.900 want to stand up a bit for my elven brother Legolas and point to the fact that he is popular because
00:03:05.140 he's a fucking killing machine. And when push comes to shove he fucking delivers. He steps up his game
00:03:10.280 and pulls his weight in the tribe. And that is attractive. He's not popular because he looks the
00:03:17.240 way he does. But then obviously it's rather cool. And I'm not vain for any other reason that when I look
00:03:22.840 in the mirror I like to see a fucking demigod looking back at me. And also lastly you have to be
00:03:28.660 consistent if you think like oh as a man you're not deemed on your looks but on your behavior. But then
00:03:35.220 don't be consistent with that as well then. Then you can't say like oh you know Legolas is less
00:03:40.900 masculine because he looks less masculine. That shit doesn't matter. He can perform and that is what
00:03:46.580 matters. But to conclude like check out the podcast. Really fucking solid podcast. And I think all of you
00:03:52.280 three do wonderful work. So no hard feelings. But you cannot blaspheme against a brother like that
00:03:58.980 without getting reprimanded by me. And who am I? I'm the optimal elf of testosterone. XOXO. Boom.