The Golden One - August 13, 2015


Warhammer 40 000 Space Marine Episode 3


Episode Stats

Length

24 minutes

Words per Minute

76.10381

Word Count

1,865

Sentence Count

234


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud men of the Imperium. Welcome back to the good old Warhammer 40k universe. I picked up exactly where we left off so we're gonna reach the command bunker and talk to some juicy pale orcs there.
00:00:23.000 Not an orc per se but a glorious... It's a girl? Is it a woman's? Perhaps. Ah there we are. Hello gorgeous! Our way to die! That's how you greet all women by the way.
00:00:46.000 Thank the Emperor. No not really. You can greet your girlfriend that way. Hello gorgeous. Or if you're single you can...
00:00:53.000 Second Lieutenant Mira, 203rd Cadian Regiment.
00:00:55.000 Second Titus of the Ultramarines.
00:00:58.000 Titus.
00:00:59.000 I'm all that's left my lord. Unless my commanders rise from the grave. So far they seem content to stay put.
00:01:06.000 Lieutenant.
00:01:07.000 Left turret.
00:01:08.000 Left turret.
00:01:09.000 How many?
00:01:10.000 Two.
00:01:11.000 Damn.
00:01:12.000 I sent out ten.
00:01:14.000 Alright yeah so that's how you can greet a girl. Hello gorgeous.
00:01:19.000 We don't have the numbers to make an assault.
00:01:21.000 I'm not saying it will work very well but you know it's fun at least.
00:01:25.000 That is why we are here. Leave the gun to us.
00:01:28.000 Come with me then. I should warn you my lords. We've got a slight orc problem down here.
00:01:35.000 Alright then. Fucking go time. Let's kill some orcs. What is this now? We'll do something fun with it.
00:01:54.000 What are you supposed to do with this then?
00:01:57.000 Oh.
00:01:58.000 Genetic scan complete. Adapter system.
00:02:02.000 Fury unlocked. Mirin. Nice.
00:02:04.000 Nice.
00:02:05.000 You can now gain fury every time you damage an enemy. Once the fury meters will use T to enter fury mode.
00:02:13.000 Ah. Nice.
00:02:15.000 How quaint.
00:02:18.000 Titans.
00:02:21.000 Titans.
00:02:22.000 That was two weeks ago and we've lost contact with them.
00:02:27.000 We need to reach that titan.
00:02:30.000 Can we um... can we go out here perhaps?
00:02:36.000 No?
00:02:37.000 Get to the front line. Oh.
00:02:39.000 I'm so silly today.
00:02:41.000 I'm uh...
00:02:42.000 I'm uh...
00:02:43.000 Was it here now?
00:02:45.000 Here perhaps.
00:02:46.000 I want to kill some orcs.
00:02:49.000 Not... not just...
00:02:51.000 Wander around mindlessly here.
00:02:54.000 Boom.
00:02:55.000 Ah, look at those guns.
00:02:56.000 Fwa.
00:02:57.000 Mirin.
00:02:58.000 Mirin gains.
00:02:59.000 True friends.
00:03:00.000 Do I look like Sanguinius?
00:03:05.000 A bit at least maybe.
00:03:16.000 Some orc boys.
00:03:21.000 Glory to Makedon.
00:03:22.000 Makedon.
00:03:30.000 I want to save some ammunition here.
00:03:31.000 Fwa.
00:03:32.000 Mirin.
00:03:35.000 Die unbeliever.
00:03:40.000 Come at me.
00:03:42.000 Come at me.
00:03:52.000 Come at me.
00:03:53.000 Come at me.
00:03:54.000 Come at me.
00:03:55.000 Come at me.
00:04:04.000 Alrighty then.
00:04:05.000 I thought I was gonna die there.
00:04:06.000 It was...
00:04:09.000 A bit...
00:04:12.000 Quite some time since I made the last episode.
00:04:14.000 So I tend to forget the controls for executions and stuff.
00:04:18.000 But I'm sure I'll get into it soon enough again.
00:04:24.000 Hello orcs.
00:04:29.000 Where art thou?
00:04:39.000 Whoop.
00:04:46.000 F.
00:04:47.000 Alright.
00:04:48.000 E. Of course.
00:04:49.000 How silly of me.
00:04:58.000 Yes. Come on then.
00:05:08.000 For the god emperor of mankind.
00:05:14.000 Oh, that's...
00:05:15.000 That's our guys.
00:05:17.000 Fwa.
00:05:18.000 He got...
00:05:19.000 He got wrecked there.
00:05:25.000 Can I...
00:05:26.000 Can I use this thing maybe?
00:05:27.000 No?
00:05:31.000 Can I use it?
00:05:33.000 Man heavy bolter.
00:05:34.000 No.
00:05:35.000 I don't use it.
00:05:36.000 Not gonna look.
00:05:37.000 Don't hurt.
00:05:38.000 No.
00:05:39.000 No.
00:05:40.000 Now.
00:05:41.000 Die.
00:05:42.000 Dallas.
00:05:43.000 I love you.
00:05:44.000 Overheat.
00:05:45.000 I hope I don't die now.
00:05:46.000 That would be embarrassing.
00:05:47.000 Overheat. I hope I don't die now, that would be embarrassing.
00:06:10.000 Alright, let's find me some help, shall we?
00:06:14.000 That would be a glorious thing.
00:06:23.000 In all actuality, it would indeed.
00:06:26.000 So yeah, what was I going to say?
00:06:30.000 Speaking of Talos, since I've been watching Muscle and Magica's videos...
00:06:37.000 Hey, what up man?
00:06:39.000 I have been craving to start a little Skyrim campaign.
00:06:45.000 I might just play Skyrim on Twitch or I might start a campaign.
00:06:53.000 Like a Let's Play campaign. I'll see how it feels.
00:06:58.000 Weapons authorization confirmed. Access granted.
00:07:02.000 I have...
00:07:04.000 Ah, nice.
00:07:05.000 Yeah, I've never really been an all-out mage or even a battle mage.
00:07:10.000 So I'm thinking about either a high elf and do the mage's guild or perhaps a Breton and be like a battle mage sort of character.
00:07:20.000 That would be cool, I suppose.
00:07:22.000 That would be cool, I suppose.
00:07:23.000 We haven't been able to make it inside the wall.
00:07:26.000 There just aren't enough of us.
00:07:28.000 You have survived this long on your own.
00:07:30.000 You have survived this long on your own.
00:07:31.000 Fear not, gorgeous. We're here now.
00:07:33.000 But you are no longer alone.
00:07:35.000 We will retake you.
00:07:36.000 Never alone.
00:07:37.000 You will get your reinforcements.
00:07:39.000 I'll hold you to that, Captain.
00:07:52.000 Enter the gun fortress.
00:07:54.000 Alrighty then.
00:07:55.000 Ah, cool.
00:07:56.000 We have something fun here.
00:08:01.000 Nice.
00:08:04.000 Nice, indeed.
00:08:06.000 So yeah, speaking of...
00:08:11.000 Look at this shot now.
00:08:13.000 Come on then, little orcs.
00:08:16.000 Let me...
00:08:17.000 Hey, someone to talk to you.
00:08:19.000 For fuck's sake, like...
00:08:20.000 Oh, there we are.
00:08:24.000 How about that?
00:08:26.000 Yeah, since Age of Sigmar, for warmer fantasy battles...
00:08:33.000 Came out.
00:08:34.000 What?
00:08:35.000 Oh, look at that.
00:08:40.000 There's been some criticism...
00:08:44.000 That it...
00:08:49.000 Looks too much like Warhammer 40k.
00:08:52.000 And...
00:08:54.000 I suppose I kinda agree...
00:08:56.000 That it does.
00:08:57.000 But I also...
00:09:00.000 Kinda like it.
00:09:01.000 I like the new Age of Sigmar aesthetics.
00:09:05.000 Um...
00:09:06.000 And for those of you who are not...
00:09:07.000 Particularly into Warhammer or Warhammer 40k.
00:09:09.000 Or Warhammer fantasy.
00:09:10.000 Anything like that.
00:09:12.000 They basically remade the whole...
00:09:14.000 Warhammer tabletop game.
00:09:17.000 And...
00:09:18.000 Just, you know...
00:09:19.000 Destroyed the whole...
00:09:21.000 Like, old...
00:09:23.000 Warhammer world.
00:09:24.000 Warhammer...
00:09:25.000 Warhammer...
00:09:26.000 Warhammer...
00:09:27.000 Warhammer...
00:09:28.000 Warhammer...
00:09:29.000 Warhammer...
00:09:31.000 And then also remade the...
00:09:33.000 The tabletop game.
00:09:34.000 So, uh...
00:09:36.000 Some...
00:09:37.000 Some proper...
00:09:38.000 Nerd rages have been...
00:09:39.000 Have been had on the online community.
00:09:41.000 And, uh...
00:09:42.000 I kinda understand that.
00:09:43.000 But at the same time...
00:09:44.000 I, uh...
00:09:45.000 It's the Space Marines!
00:09:46.000 It's the Space Marines!
00:09:48.000 Die!
00:09:49.000 Unbelieve!
00:09:50.000 I kinda...
00:09:51.000 Thought that it was...
00:09:52.000 It was the right way to go.
00:09:53.000 Because the...
00:09:54.000 Level of entry...
00:09:55.000 To play Warhammer...
00:09:57.000 Like fantasy...
00:09:58.000 Was, uh...
00:10:04.000 Was too high.
00:10:08.000 But now it's, uh...
00:10:10.000 A bit less.
00:10:11.000 So, that is, uh...
00:10:12.000 How dare...
00:10:15.000 These orcs talk to me like that.
00:10:17.000 Once we get through these battlements...
00:10:18.000 We will use the breach caused by the rock...
00:10:21.000 To enter the gun fortress.
00:10:25.000 Where are we supposed to go?
00:10:27.000 Then...
00:10:29.000 Down here, maybe?
00:10:34.000 No?
00:10:40.000 Can we blow up this thing?
00:10:42.000 No.
00:10:43.000 No?
00:10:44.000 No.
00:10:45.000 No.
00:10:46.000 No.
00:10:47.000 No.
00:10:48.000 No.
00:10:49.000 No.
00:10:50.000 No...
00:10:51.000 No.
00:10:53.000 No.
00:10:54.000 No.
00:10:55.000 No!
00:10:56.000 No.
00:10:57.000 marines to kill like they have a proper English English accent there
00:11:18.140 anyway that's the execution by the way execution yes
00:11:23.640 all right then where are we supposed to go here no
00:11:34.100 here maybe that's a orc battlement yeah so yeah I'm looking forward to the new
00:11:41.700 lore of the
00:11:47.160 die unbelievers of the new warhammer like age of
00:11:51.960 sigma setting
00:11:55.040 I think it can be really cool considering how good be the traditional
00:12:01.520 lorries and by lore I mean like the background stories et cetera
00:12:11.180 oh there we are activate
00:12:22.040 sickening gains
00:12:24.680 ammunition
00:12:31.720 what's this now
00:12:36.380 contraptions across the battlefield
00:12:43.580 ah it's a it's a drop pod
00:12:52.220 hello mate
00:12:57.680 ah look at that jump back
00:13:00.580 this uh true friends will be
00:13:03.640 moment of glory
00:13:06.280 in all actuality
00:13:20.020 take to the high ground captain
00:13:22.180 we will deal with the orcs down here
00:13:25.020 ah awesome
00:13:28.860 love it
00:13:30.080 take to the high grounds
00:13:32.580 shall we
00:13:33.480 continue up perhaps no
00:13:40.120 wow love it
00:13:46.980 love it
00:13:47.760 die unbeliever
00:14:00.000 unbeliever
00:14:02.820 i am getting that from
00:14:04.160 i think it is oblivion
00:14:10.020 or if it's skyrim
00:14:11.760 i don't remember which one of those
00:14:13.560 i suppose it's oblivion
00:14:17.400 and
00:14:18.520 the unbelievers are
00:14:21.300 if you do not believe in
00:14:22.720 daegon
00:14:30.660 daedric prince
00:14:33.160 daegon
00:14:33.760 ah fuck
00:14:37.960 it's quite hard actually
00:14:43.360 it's quite hard actually
00:14:43.420 look at it
00:14:57.620 carnage and mayhem
00:14:58.800 they're reeking down there
00:15:00.100 highly glorious
00:15:01.800 oh does it though
00:15:06.900 really
00:15:07.400 really
00:15:08.300 does it
00:15:09.540 ehhh
00:15:12.760 not really
00:15:13.340 ok there we are
00:15:20.640 hello mates
00:15:22.640 who wants to kill
00:15:27.700 now
00:15:28.200 trutons
00:15:29.240 have
00:15:30.180 reached
00:15:31.400 something
00:15:32.280 cool
00:15:32.880 and epic
00:15:33.580 oh
00:15:34.500 grenades
00:15:35.180 might be
00:15:35.880 a good
00:15:36.840 thing
00:15:37.380 i suppose
00:15:37.940 do
00:15:38.680 how dare
00:15:42.080 they talk to me like that
00:15:43.500 dark
00:15:50.080 oh
00:15:53.520 for ultramar
00:15:57.680 admire this charge now
00:15:59.520 glory to makedon
00:16:01.080 now thalos i love
00:16:05.280 come back me
00:16:07.080 come back
00:16:08.180 ah there we are
00:16:11.080 so yeah regarding skyrim
00:16:13.080 i'm
00:16:14.380 that's
00:16:16.120 that's where it's at
00:16:16.880 skyrim
00:16:17.580 normally if you're looking for
00:16:20.060 what
00:16:20.900 very much
00:16:21.620 to
00:16:22.200 when i make the next elder scrolls game
00:16:25.400 the elder scrolls online
00:16:32.800 was not
00:16:34.520 particularly
00:16:38.200 successful
00:16:39.200 in all actuality
00:16:45.120 i played it the first month
00:16:46.800 and maybe
00:16:47.220 i maybe said this
00:16:51.920 in
00:16:52.200 come on then
00:17:05.980 stun
00:17:06.800 and then execute
00:17:07.880 there we are
00:17:15.420 beautiful
00:17:15.840 thank you very much
00:17:16.820 yeah
00:17:17.980 so i played the
00:17:19.080 first month
00:17:23.620 but
00:17:24.140 yeah that
00:17:26.580 was it
00:17:27.620 in all actuality
00:17:28.680 i'm gonna blow that one up
00:17:34.840 boom
00:17:35.340 here we are
00:17:43.800 alrighty then
00:17:46.800 bloody barbarians
00:17:58.760 bloody barbarians
00:18:00.840 standing against the
00:18:03.500 emperor's finest like that
00:18:11.840 oh
00:18:13.100 oh hello
00:18:13.680 we're dead for you
00:18:15.480 ah look at that
00:18:23.180 achievement progress
00:18:25.180 clean kill
00:18:26.000 but where
00:18:28.340 in the actual
00:18:29.740 oh perhaps in here
00:18:30.980 come along true friends
00:18:33.900 no
00:18:40.940 wanted to have the
00:18:43.340 the jump pack of glory
00:18:45.500 i suppose i'll have to
00:18:46.660 do without it
00:18:47.900 chapter 3
00:18:50.400 belly of the beast
00:18:51.300 defense
00:18:51.900 battery
00:18:52.500 goliath
00:18:53.140 space marines
00:18:54.400 space marines
00:18:56.000 all righty then
00:18:58.080 that's
00:19:00.080 that's cool enough i suppose
00:19:02.580 cool enough i suppose
00:19:05.840 so uh
00:19:07.580 if anyone
00:19:09.040 who's watching this
00:19:10.440 is a
00:19:12.840 warhammer fan
00:19:13.580 i suppose that there are
00:19:15.920 a good few of you at least
00:19:18.480 let me know your thoughts on
00:19:21.940 the age of sigmar and
00:19:23.840 if you think that was the
00:19:26.340 proper course of action for
00:19:28.220 for games workshop to take
00:19:30.980 in regards to
00:19:35.420 where the hobby was headed etc
00:19:38.520 interesting to
00:19:45.240 read that
00:19:52.580 your comments right
00:19:54.500 there
00:19:55.180 oh look at that
00:20:00.280 ammo
00:20:01.180 thank you
00:20:02.600 i suppose there is something
00:20:07.480 cool
00:20:08.020 up ahead
00:20:09.820 those guardsmen cannot
00:20:12.380 survive that long
00:20:13.360 we find a way
00:20:14.640 hopefully
00:20:15.280 to destroy the gun
00:20:16.460 all right let's
00:20:19.000 let's destroy it
00:20:20.020 but this
00:20:21.080 vengeful launcher
00:20:25.080 all right
00:20:26.040 it does indeed
00:20:31.900 all right press r
00:20:35.940 to detonate
00:20:36.780 but where am i
00:20:42.020 supposed to head then
00:20:43.000 where is she
00:20:45.260 i suppose in here
00:20:46.560 now
00:20:48.320 let's
00:20:50.600 let's see what the crack is
00:20:52.320 perhaps if we go out here
00:20:54.180 there will be some
00:20:55.520 enemies
00:20:56.660 go ahead
00:20:57.440 give me a bigger shooter
00:21:12.760 give me a bigger shooter
00:21:14.260 all right
00:21:23.580 all right
00:21:37.540 health is low
00:21:39.120 he's yet again
00:21:43.680 but we've found some
00:21:44.840 cool
00:21:45.440 things
00:21:46.860 look here captain
00:21:48.960 melter charges
00:21:50.280 melter charges
00:21:51.380 for our meeting
00:21:52.340 and this whole fortress
00:21:53.700 will come down
00:21:54.500 we could put the charge
00:21:56.140 on one of the gun shells
00:21:57.360 leandros
00:21:58.600 you do the chapter proud
00:22:00.240 leandros
00:22:01.220 new objective
00:22:05.980 all right
00:22:06.520 all right
00:22:14.300 let's
00:22:14.840 look at the possibility
00:22:15.800 of stunning one of these
00:22:17.180 execute
00:22:18.880 come on
00:22:19.740 and
00:22:19.920 stun
00:22:20.540 and execute
00:22:22.820 there we are
00:22:32.760 and i'm gonna
00:22:33.820 get out to the kitchen
00:22:36.840 for a while
00:22:37.600 the kitchen
00:22:39.600 as in
00:22:40.160 the heat
00:22:40.880 all right
00:22:49.720 i need
00:22:50.180 just one little
00:22:50.960 orcsis
00:22:54.560 you'll have to do
00:22:55.260 no
00:22:56.460 god i wanted that orc
00:22:58.300 to kill
00:22:58.720 so i could get some ammo
00:22:59.860 i mean
00:23:00.820 i mean obviously
00:23:07.620 health
00:23:08.720 die unbelievers
00:23:11.940 now execution
00:23:17.840 they're doing quite damage
00:23:31.280 though
00:23:31.580 the little orcs
00:23:32.660 i suppose
00:23:34.500 that
00:23:41.300 true friends
00:23:42.000 is
00:23:42.540 glorious
00:23:44.240 indeed
00:23:44.740 all right
00:24:01.280 cool
00:24:01.840 let us
00:24:03.160 end this
00:24:03.880 glorious episode
00:24:04.780 right
00:24:05.320 there
00:24:05.920 i was talkative
00:24:07.960 enough
00:24:08.300 i've no clue
00:24:09.500 i tried to
00:24:10.380 survive
00:24:11.440 and make the emperor
00:24:12.360 proud of our achievement
00:24:14.060 so
00:24:15.500 thank you very much
00:24:16.520 feel free to leave any comment
00:24:17.880 always nice
00:24:18.680 reading through them
00:24:19.960 with my morning coffee
00:24:21.260 as it were
00:24:22.040 and who am i
00:24:26.240 i'm
00:24:27.020 sanguineous
00:24:27.860 xx
00:24:28.520 xx
00:24:28.540 so
00:24:28.740 boom
00:24:29.520 you