The Golden One - March 20, 2016


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 10


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20 minutes

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1,787

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472

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3

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31

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In this episode, the heroes of the Caliphate take on the rebel army led by Abd al-Malik. However, they have to deal with the fact that the rebels are a bunch of barbarous idiots. Will they be able to defeat them?

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, Warriors of Christ!
00:00:03.000 Welcome back to our most glorious Reconquista.
00:00:08.000 I took a turn since the last time and we have a rebellion here by General Abd al-Malik. 0.96
00:00:16.000 So we're just gonna have to kill him in all actuality. 0.67
00:00:22.000 Then we have an army here. 0.96
00:00:25.000 We can't invade Africa because Africa isn't part in this DLC.
00:00:29.000 However, what we can do is take Almeida.
00:00:35.000 So we're gonna do that right now.
00:00:37.000 And we're gonna see if we can recruit...
00:00:41.000 Oh look at that, plenty of options.
00:00:44.000 However, we can't recruit those things yet because we need to recruit units here actually.
00:00:55.000 So we're gonna recruit some Jinnites right there. 1.00
00:01:03.000 And we have a fucking massive and glorious army right here. 0.99
00:01:09.000 Which we're gonna take Jinn. 0.98
00:01:15.000 An absolutely glorious start to this episode in all actuality.
00:01:25.000 Aurelio, our king.
00:01:33.000 His wife has a sharp tongue. 0.99
00:01:35.000 It's quite high level.
00:01:37.000 Just gonna go with those two things.
00:01:45.000 And we can start repairing a bit of everything I suppose.
00:01:51.000 And now we don't really have that much money.
00:01:55.000 Oh lord, the heroes of the Caliphate.
00:01:59.000 Gonna need to talk to them.
00:02:03.000 Talk some sense into them.
00:02:05.000 Oh, armored cavalry.
00:02:06.000 Looks really cool.
00:02:07.000 So yeah.
00:02:13.000 That is what we are going to do. 0.60
00:02:19.000 Oh, a bit silly mistake there.
00:02:20.000 I should have kept them on our side of the border. 1.00
00:02:23.000 So that they could replenish.
00:02:25.000 Now they can replenish him.
00:02:27.000 Alright, cool.
00:02:28.000 So what we're gonna do is.
00:02:30.000 Hopefully these guys won't attack.
00:02:34.000 And what more can we do?
00:02:36.000 We have a little rebel army there.
00:02:40.000 Which are the messengers.
00:02:44.000 Look at that.
00:02:45.000 Yeah, I'm just gonna do like this.
00:02:48.000 Go up and beat them before we take the turn. 1.00
00:02:53.000 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:02:54.000 Wipe them out. 1.00
00:02:57.000 There we are.
00:03:03.000 That's exactly how it goes.
00:03:06.000 If you are a heretic.
00:03:08.000 In these fair lands now.
00:03:12.000 I'm just gonna station them there actually.
00:03:14.000 Because we can't go too quickly forward here.
00:03:18.000 Just yet.
00:03:20.000 Let's see what happens if we take the turn.
00:03:22.000 But as you can see.
00:03:24.000 We have made good land gains.
00:03:26.000 As it were.
00:03:29.000 And.
00:03:31.000 We have some.
00:03:32.000 Few.
00:03:33.000 Settlements left of the barbarous.
00:03:35.000 Infidels. 0.95
00:03:37.000 And look at that.
00:03:39.000 They attack us.
00:03:40.000 But.
00:03:42.000 Not really.
00:03:43.000 All too keen on.
00:03:46.000 Taking that battle to be.
00:03:48.000 To be perfectly honest with you all.
00:03:50.000 And.
00:03:51.000 That seemed.
00:03:53.000 Not like a very fun thing at all.
00:03:55.000 To be honest.
00:03:58.000 Faction destroyed.
00:03:59.000 Galatian separatist.
00:04:04.000 Now.
00:04:05.000 First things first.
00:04:07.000 These guys.
00:04:09.000 Will.
00:04:11.000 Ready for battle.
00:04:13.000 Like this.
00:04:15.000 Go into.
00:04:17.000 And.
00:04:18.000 Do we have anything.
00:04:19.000 Fun.
00:04:20.000 Here.
00:04:26.000 Gonna build some swordsmen. 0.63
00:04:27.000 That.
00:04:28.000 Can be a cool thing to do.
00:04:29.000 Uh.
00:04:30.000 I suppose.
00:04:32.000 Now.
00:04:33.000 Let.
00:04:34.000 Us.
00:04:36.000 See what.
00:04:37.000 Awaits us in.
00:04:38.000 Almeria.
00:04:40.000 Uh.
00:04:41.000 If that can be.
00:04:42.000 Something fun.
00:04:43.000 There for us.
00:04:45.000 Uh.
00:04:46.000 This guy can.
00:04:47.000 Go up there.
00:04:48.000 And we have leveled.
00:04:49.000 Look at this.
00:04:51.000 Look at this.
00:04:52.000 Nothing really fun.
00:05:00.000 There.
00:05:01.000 To be honest.
00:05:02.000 Uh.
00:05:04.000 Cartagena.
00:05:07.000 Cannot.
00:05:08.000 Possibly.
00:05:10.000 Remain in.
00:05:11.000 Uh.
00:05:12.000 In muslim hands. 0.99
00:05:13.000 That would be absolutely barbaric. 0.97
00:05:16.000 If that were allowed to happen.
00:05:19.000 Uh.
00:05:20.000 We have two.
00:05:21.000 Priests here.
00:05:25.000 And.
00:05:26.000 This guy.
00:05:27.000 Has actually.
00:05:28.000 Leveled.
00:05:29.000 Oh.
00:05:30.000 Quaint.
00:05:31.000 Thread religion.
00:05:32.000 Yes.
00:05:33.000 I like that option.
00:05:34.000 So.
00:05:35.000 These guys.
00:05:36.000 Sacked.
00:05:37.000 Our.
00:05:38.000 Little city here.
00:05:39.000 And they have.
00:05:40.000 The messengers.
00:05:41.000 With some.
00:05:42.000 Armored.
00:05:43.000 Cavalry.
00:05:44.000 Uh.
00:05:45.000 Uh.
00:05:46.000 Uh.
00:05:47.000 Uh.
00:05:48.000 Distance.
00:05:49.000 Is.
00:05:50.000 Oh.
00:05:51.000 We can build.
00:05:52.000 Something fun.
00:05:53.000 Here.
00:05:54.000 Build.
00:05:55.000 Uh.
00:05:56.000 Surface mine.
00:05:57.000 For optimal.
00:05:58.000 Shekel gains.
00:05:59.000 Uh.
00:06:00.000 These guys.
00:06:01.000 Could.
00:06:02.000 Perhaps.
00:06:03.000 See.
00:06:04.000 What the crack is.
00:06:05.000 Here.
00:06:06.000 In.
00:06:07.000 Pamplona.
00:06:08.000 Or.
00:06:09.000 We can send.
00:06:10.000 These guys.
00:06:11.000 Up.
00:06:12.000 There.
00:06:13.000 Plenty of options.
00:06:14.000 Uh.
00:06:15.000 Actually.
00:06:16.000 Plenty of options.
00:06:17.000 Indeed.
00:06:18.000 Okay.
00:06:19.000 I'm gonna send these guys up.
00:06:20.000 And then.
00:06:21.000 Um.
00:06:22.000 See.
00:06:23.000 We can't really do that much.
00:06:24.000 Because there will be a rebellion.
00:06:25.000 Ah.
00:06:26.000 Rebellion.
00:06:27.000 I mean.
00:06:28.000 Of course.
00:06:29.000 Rebellion.
00:06:30.000 I mean.
00:06:31.000 Of course.
00:06:32.000 So.
00:06:33.000 I suppose.
00:06:34.000 We will just.
00:06:36.000 Take the turn.
00:06:37.000 There.
00:06:38.000 And hopefully.
00:06:39.000 We can take.
00:06:40.000 Two settlements.
00:06:41.000 There.
00:06:42.000 Defend.
00:06:43.000 This.
00:06:44.000 Hope for the best.
00:06:45.000 Here.
00:06:46.000 Uh.
00:06:47.000 Never a good idea to just hope for the best.
00:06:48.000 But.
00:06:49.000 Um.
00:06:50.000 It is what it is.
00:06:51.000 I'm gonna.
00:06:52.000 Spy here.
00:06:53.000 Pamplona could be taken.
00:06:55.000 It's gonna see.
00:06:57.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 We're gonna wait a bit there.
00:07:00.000 Okay.
00:07:01.000 Cool.
00:07:02.000 True friends.
00:07:03.000 Let's.
00:07:04.000 Let's take the turn.
00:07:05.000 And see what the crack is.
00:07:06.000 In.
00:07:07.000 In.
00:07:08.000 All.
00:07:09.000 Actuality.
00:07:10.000 There they come again.
00:07:13.000 Ah. 1.00
00:07:14.000 The bloody heathens. 1.00
00:07:15.000 How dare they. 1.00
00:07:16.000 Alright.
00:07:17.000 Not much to do.
00:07:18.000 I suppose.
00:07:19.000 Uh.
00:07:20.000 There.
00:07:25.000 Until we can get.
00:07:26.000 Um.
00:07:27.000 At them with our.
00:07:28.000 Um.
00:07:31.000 With our bigger army.
00:07:35.000 Rebellion imminent.
00:07:36.000 Rebellion imminent.
00:07:37.000 Oh.
00:07:38.000 Lord.
00:07:39.000 Why are they so grumpy?
00:07:40.000 Pelayo.
00:07:41.000 Has gained the rank.
00:07:42.000 How quaint.
00:07:43.000 Uh.
00:07:44.000 Okay.
00:07:45.000 So we've got rebellion on our hands here.
00:07:48.000 Uh.
00:07:49.000 In addition to these.
00:07:50.000 Barbarous hordes.
00:07:51.000 Running around.
00:07:52.000 Boom.
00:07:53.000 Let's go with that.
00:07:54.000 There we are.
00:07:55.000 Marvelous.
00:07:56.000 We can liberate.
00:07:57.000 We can liberate.
00:07:58.000 Emirates.
00:07:59.000 No.
00:08:00.000 That doesn't sound European.
00:08:01.000 One bit.
00:08:02.000 So we're gonna occupy you.
00:08:03.000 We hunger for battle.
00:08:04.000 Oh.
00:08:05.000 Look at that.
00:08:06.000 Let's see if we can.
00:08:07.000 Create another governor.
00:08:08.000 Oh.
00:08:09.000 Good grief.
00:08:10.000 We can indeed.
00:08:11.000 Um.
00:08:12.000 Entrepreneur.
00:08:13.000 Nice.
00:08:14.000 Is that Al-Andalus.
00:08:15.000 No.
00:08:16.000 Garb Al.
00:08:17.000 And then Al-Andalus is obviously there.
00:08:19.000 Uh.
00:08:20.000 Landowner.
00:08:21.000 زman.
00:08:22.000 Leon.
00:08:23.000 Leon.
00:08:24.000 Look at that.
00:08:25.000 Um.
00:08:26.000 trapper.
00:08:27.000 missingkill.
00:08:28.000 What DOES?
00:08:31.000 Oh.
00:08:32.000 Look at that.
00:08:34.000 You're gonna see if we can.
00:08:35.000 That we can create another governor.
00:08:37.000 Ooo.
00:08:38.000 Good grief.
00:08:39.000 We can indeed.
00:08:40.000 esterνο.
00:08:41.000 Ahmm.
00:08:42.000 Entrepreneur.
00:08:43.000 Nice.
00:08:44.000 Is that Al-Andalus?
00:08:45.000 No.
00:08:46.000 Garb Al.
00:08:47.000 And then Al-Andalus is obviously there.
00:08:49.040 God, many choices here.
00:08:59.340 We're going to go with Al-Andalus, I suppose. 0.99
00:09:03.920 Al-Andalus, there we are.
00:09:05.440 Boom.
00:09:05.860 And what kind of thing can we do here?
00:09:15.700 Food and growth or tax rate.
00:09:19.040 Ah, let's just go with urbanization, I suppose.
00:09:26.160 And same there.
00:09:36.740 I'm actually going to wait for them to come to us.
00:09:41.460 And also we have this army.
00:09:44.520 Boom.
00:09:49.040 And the colors of the deep.
00:09:52.200 We're going to besiege them for a little while.
00:09:57.200 And because that would be a cool thing to do, I suppose.
00:10:04.700 And repair a few things here.
00:10:07.520 Ready, willing, and able.
00:10:12.460 Now.
00:10:19.480 Boom.
00:10:21.500 Absolutely glorious.
00:10:26.320 Occupy you.
00:10:27.180 This goes well, true friends.
00:10:30.760 This goes quite well indeed.
00:10:33.260 I am yours to come out.
00:10:41.380 All right.
00:10:42.000 So we have...
00:10:42.780 That's your command.
00:10:44.780 Probably need to...
00:10:46.440 That's your command.
00:10:46.460 That's for a good and glorious life.
00:10:48.280 Invest in those guys.
00:10:51.380 That's your command.
00:10:52.500 No, we cannot, actually. 0.94
00:10:56.280 Silly of me. 0.60
00:10:58.200 Because we need those shekels down here. 1.00
00:11:01.880 All right.
00:11:02.540 So we have a little bit of money left.
00:11:05.360 What can I do like that?
00:11:10.460 And now then, we're going to have a good few Rebellion on our hands.
00:11:16.640 But that will have to...
00:11:19.360 That's okay, I suppose.
00:11:27.860 Let's take the turn.
00:11:28.840 And see what happens.
00:11:33.480 So, true friends.
00:11:35.860 What Let's Play campaign do you want after this one?
00:11:41.600 The question bears answering.
00:11:44.720 I'm thinking about another...
00:11:47.700 Some sort of Attila or even Rome 2 one.
00:11:53.500 I will make a separate video on it.
00:11:55.760 But I don't...
00:11:56.880 I didn't want to make any...
00:11:59.880 Let's Plays on The Witcher 3.
00:12:02.900 I might have said this a few times before.
00:12:04.740 But the reason for that is...
00:12:05.860 The game was too immersive and good.
00:12:08.400 To actually...
00:12:09.760 Make...
00:12:10.760 Make Let's Plays out of.
00:12:15.040 Because, you know, you want to immerse yourself in the story without worrying about...
00:12:19.300 You know, having to be interactive with the viewers, etc.
00:12:24.620 Oh, Lord, did they come to Toledo. 1.00
00:12:26.980 Fuck. 1.00
00:12:33.440 We could probably auto-resolve this, I'd say. 1.00
00:12:36.740 But let's be on the safe side here and actually...
00:12:40.580 Do it like this.
00:12:43.840 All right, there we are.
00:12:49.600 Ah, beautiful Roman city.
00:12:52.560 And we have a barricade to do something fun with.
00:12:57.220 There we are.
00:12:58.020 By your command, God give us strength!
00:13:01.920 God give us strength!
00:13:03.380 They'll probably just shoot this... 0.99
00:13:07.380 To death quite quickly, I suppose. 0.97
00:13:15.400 I'm gonna place those cavalry not in that formation for long, but...
00:13:20.380 For now, at least.
00:13:21.660 Okay, I'm not gonna deploy anything now.
00:13:29.700 I'm just gonna react as...
00:13:31.700 As the battle...
00:13:36.700 Starts, in all actuality.
00:13:40.860 Ah, very, very light cavalry.
00:13:49.000 As I said in a previous video, like, you can appreciate the aesthetics of the enemy.
00:13:55.680 And these guys, they look quite cool indeed.
00:13:58.960 To be honest and fair, they do look quite cool.
00:14:02.060 Okay, melee horsemen, you will stand there.
00:14:09.780 And do we have any cool missile units?
00:14:29.520 God save us!
00:14:32.060 Oh, look at that.
00:14:46.780 They actually didn't target the...
00:14:48.980 The tower there.
00:14:53.040 Which I suppose they were gonna do, but they didn't.
00:14:57.000 All right, so, two...
00:14:58.980 Glorious units.
00:15:00.980 Units will go there.
00:15:03.460 One Glorious unit will go here.
00:15:08.880 And try to get their general there.
00:15:17.860 Warriors of Christ!
00:15:19.160 Let's zoom into the glorious action a bit.
00:15:24.080 First city battle, I suppose.
00:15:26.120 Ah, phew, look at that!
00:15:28.940 Those are some cool enemy units. 0.99
00:15:33.560 They need to be killed nonetheless, though. 0.99
00:15:36.900 Ah, come on. 1.00
00:15:37.480 Get in the mix, then.
00:15:38.600 You... 1.00
00:15:39.160 You silly... 1.00
00:15:41.700 Guys, you... 0.99
00:15:43.160 Yeah, this battle was rather easy, to be honest.
00:15:57.900 Uh...
00:15:58.900 Quite...
00:15:59.680 Quite easy indeed.
00:16:03.420 Oh, or a little barricade was there.
00:16:07.660 That's why.
00:16:08.940 And now the general will fall.
00:16:12.900 The enemy general is fallen!
00:16:16.900 Absolutely glorious.
00:16:18.040 The battle turns in our favor!
00:16:19.260 Now, round these Arabs up! 1.00
00:16:23.420 They need to pay for the crimes of their ancestors. 0.99
00:16:36.740 Ah, feels good, man, dotjpg.
00:16:39.080 Feels...
00:16:41.220 Quite...
00:16:43.220 Satisfactory, to be honest.
00:16:49.660 Ba-dum, ba-dum. 0.91
00:16:58.900 Alright, cool.
00:17:00.960 Wavering loyalty.
00:17:02.420 Not cool.
00:17:05.900 Secure loyalty.
00:17:08.920 And you secure...
00:17:11.220 Loyalty on...
00:17:15.300 That guy.
00:17:18.180 Now, let's see what the crack is.
00:17:20.440 You can just round these...
00:17:21.920 Oh, here they are.
00:17:24.760 These barbarians up here. 1.00
00:17:27.080 So we can...
00:17:28.780 Send that...
00:17:30.920 Army away.
00:17:35.000 Boom.
00:17:43.960 Boom.
00:17:45.140 There we are.
00:17:45.580 There we are.
00:17:54.840 Need to...
00:17:55.640 Repair our little pecha as well.
00:17:58.120 Oh, look.
00:18:00.900 Seville.
00:18:01.320 We can build something fun.
00:18:04.120 Let's build...
00:18:05.740 A hostel.
00:18:08.260 So we can be hospitable.
00:18:15.860 Now then...
00:18:17.120 How can I help?
00:18:18.860 We take this settlement.
00:18:28.400 Laying siege to the settlement.
00:18:29.880 Ready for battle.
00:18:30.900 I'm gonna be a bit lazy here.
00:18:33.040 True friends.
00:18:35.820 And you do like this.
00:18:36.780 Do like that.
00:18:44.280 I'm gonna occupy you.
00:18:52.560 And what we can also do actually is...
00:18:56.280 Grenada Rebels.
00:19:00.820 Gonna do like this.
00:19:02.560 Reinstate a legacy...
00:19:03.780 No.
00:19:05.300 I want an army.
00:19:13.260 And I'm gonna create a little army here.
00:19:22.800 So that all these guys...
00:19:24.460 Can just go up and take the rest of the...
00:19:28.060 The country there.
00:19:33.780 I don't rest.
00:19:34.840 But I will stop a while.
00:19:36.720 So...
00:19:37.400 I suppose we'll do like this.
00:19:39.780 True friends.
00:19:40.180 That this will be an episode.
00:19:41.740 And then I'll take either one or two more episodes.
00:19:44.900 I suppose in this campaign.
00:19:50.080 Okay.
00:19:50.540 Last thing I'm gonna do in this episode.
00:19:52.680 Boom.
00:19:55.840 Occupy.
00:19:56.460 Thank you very much.
00:19:57.920 And I'm just gonna see...
00:20:00.180 They have a little army there.
00:20:01.300 Zaragoza.
00:20:02.320 Alright.
00:20:02.820 Cool.
00:20:04.440 See you in the next episode.
00:20:06.240 And who am I?
00:20:07.400 I'm the champion of Christ.
00:20:09.320 XXO.
00:20:09.980 Boom.