The Golden One - December 19, 2015


Kingdom of Asturias: The Reconquista. Total War: Attila. Part 5


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Our glorious reconquista continues and we are at a severe disadvantage against the heroes of the Caliphate. What can we do to turn the situation around? Is there any hope of victory for the crusaders of glory?

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00:00:00.000 Greetings proud men of Christ and welcome back to our glorious reconquista we have been taken 0.95
00:00:09.480 a bit by surprise by these blasphemous Arabs right here and you can see that they outnumber 1.00
00:00:15.120 us quite significantly and as I explained last episode we are at the severe disadvantage but
00:00:24.120 one of the cool things with being glorious is that if you imagine the death of Boromir in Lord of
00:00:35.220 Rings he died but he did so with great valor and honor so we're gonna try to do the same here
00:00:43.320 just take as many widows as possible with no hope of victory but we're going to heaven at 0.99
00:00:49.680 least cause killing an infidel is not murder it's the way to heaven I quoted one rather odd looking 1.00
00:01:00.600 individual from Kingdom of Heaven when we're passing to Italy so that was the reference as it were okay
00:01:09.180 cool there is not that much forest which I prefer because I don't really like to have a battle where
00:01:18.480 I can't see anything so I suppose that what will we do well we can since they're coming to us at
00:01:27.960 least we can can hide here orders understood I'm gonna start up the battle and see what the crack might
00:01:41.100 be I'm gonna do like this scout a bit with this and you can see where we can hide in in the forest here as
00:01:53.580 these guys will be hidden and you can see that on that little symbol I don't know if you can see it but
00:01:59.160 there it means that you're hidden and as usual you always want to go for the enemy general so I'm just
00:02:11.400 gonna do that straight away in in all actuality I'm gonna try to hide this and okay cool we are we're
00:02:23.160 fighting now there is the general being ambushed good cool
00:02:34.680 okay I'm gonna utilize this little forest to stand in here I can also should I wish spread this loose
00:02:44.880 spacing and that obviously reduces the amount of missiles that they will shoot at us so this is a
00:02:55.020 bit like Minas Tirith when they when they ambush in the second film when they ambush the oliphants
00:03:04.500 the enemy has found our concealed units okay so they're protecting the general quite well there
00:03:13.020 indeed and we can see here all right Berber light cavalry yes nice they're getting smashed and our 0.99
00:03:28.560 general is that that did not go according to plan warriors of Christ our general is fallen and we
00:03:41.940 didn't really get up I'll Malik quite blasphemous indeed but it is what it is
00:03:51.540 I'm gonna speed up the gameplay since since we lost her and now they're fleeing okay maybe not my best
00:04:06.960 performance ever but it is what it is true friends it is they they died with honor and valor and they
00:04:15.780 are now in heaven so heroes of the caliphate absolutely barbarous I would say all right that's it's cool it's 1.00
00:04:36.420 fine the crusaders of glory a scholar yes we need a scholar to be
00:04:44.160 the civil war what's this now what barbarism is this the crusaders aha look at that
00:04:57.000 these had such a low integrity so that they actually split up the crusaders of glory they they have
00:05:06.780 not earned their name I would say so what we're gonna do today true friends is
00:05:13.560 badaios another name I probably mispronounce I'm gonna go with badaios badaios I have no idea
00:05:24.540 our king brave king leonidas will actually out resolve that take on the warriors and when I take on
00:05:37.320 warriors I replenish my army so that the numbers you see they are diminished and so that you're going off now
00:05:48.300 what can we do morale is always a good thing to have and you see the emirate of cordoba right there can
00:05:59.220 probably station them there and they will probably charge us pretty soon which means create some more units
00:06:09.600 okay my sword is yours shall we true friends attack this imam we can try assassinate 1.00
00:06:21.420 fail again you have two shots at this little imam now and you failed both times what an absolute disgrace 1.00
00:06:32.160 towards Christ now what can we do with these guys okay you can see here that this yellow area is our
00:06:45.540 movement and I can just barely cross the across here because there's a river and I'm actually gonna do a
00:06:56.720 a serious little skull up here indicates that we are losing men by the turn so I'm gonna create a few
00:07:10.040 more units ready for orders then suppose what can we do with you can hire some mercenaries and here is
00:07:20.940 different stances you can take so I'm gonna see forced march doesn't really increase the movement
00:07:29.220 any we're gonna try to hide in the forest there and hope that these heroes of the caliphate goes for
00:07:37.080 the sort of justice instead so that's basically what we can do for this this turn and yeah I suppose
00:07:50.280 that will have to do it for now we can look at we had little army up here as well probably a good
00:07:59.940 thing to keep them also let's do some matchmaking right here he wants a wife wife let's look for a 1.00
00:08:09.600 wife seek wife there there they go wonderful and Garcia is a general
00:08:20.040 you will actually you will actually be gonna see who that is that guy okay Garcia I have high hopes for
00:08:29.700 you you will be royal protector
00:08:32.160 and there's our governor he will actually be
00:08:40.320 marshal of the court because you see tax rate plus five percent absolutely glorious and we have
00:08:51.300 where are you then oh you you are him
00:08:57.560 okay we can't really do anything for him all right let us ready for battle no I will not decimate you
00:09:08.380 because they you are decimated already by sickness and disease so for anyone who who hasn't played total
00:09:15.860 war there are a great many factors to always take into consideration so it's not just about economy and
00:09:22.460 warfare it's also about the public order disease food consumption trade etc which which I love I love
00:09:30.560 that it's so multifaceted as it were oh I don't want to box with you god
00:09:40.460 noble marriage let no man tear asunder these two have been successfully married absolutely awesome I think
00:09:52.400 all the true friends now who are watching this should should create a metapolitical brofist I mean a
00:10:00.440 metaphysical brofist for Bernando awesome Bernando I'm happy for him it's gonna have a glorious night
00:10:09.260 so the sword of justice are you actually are you serious do you want to take our settlement there
00:10:19.400 absolutely barbaric if you want to do that now the problem here is that we can only have four armies
00:10:26.180 if you see here I'm gonna raise another army do it there we have already four armies and that's a full
00:10:32.960 of our capacity which means that I would want to invade the territory there but then we'll leave 1.00
00:10:40.640 these guys to roam free so we'll have to do that instead I'm gonna raise some more spearmen I think 1.00
00:10:52.220 that's a good idea and now you see we can't even move along these mountains so I suppose that we have to
00:11:00.860 keep running as it were and you see there if I do the forced march stance I can go a bit further as you
00:11:09.800 can see by the yellow markings there but if we happens to get in a fight we'll be tired disabled
00:11:17.660 so um I'm not gonna do that at all now let's see here
00:11:25.600 okay cool he had a success in harassing their army a bit uh which which is good
00:11:42.680 I go he had better success fighting against an entire army than to kill this uh imam perhaps this 1.00
00:11:50.620 imam was actually a true friend who uh who gave him um good food and good company so he didn't want
00:11:58.140 to kill him maybe that's what's happened and then it's quite okay to be honest okay we're gonna convert
00:12:04.060 you to a barracks because the more things that are unconverted then the cultural influence of that 0.95
00:12:12.900 city as oh I mean that religion and faction which is moorish and islam uh so we need to convert things
00:12:21.340 to get them to be um christian basically
00:12:24.120 oh look at that nice go with a few things there space of power two turns oh god okay decimate
00:12:41.220 didn't really want to do that but um but sure look it is what it is so I don't know when this will be
00:12:48.700 uploaded but um I'm going home to good old sweden over the over christmas to eat a lot of sweets
00:12:57.260 etc a lot of marzipan and that was actually the only thing I really wished for christmas except for
00:13:05.040 the company or my family etc but um marzipan pigs and that was my my wishes for this christmas 0.85
00:13:13.880 we hunger for battle like christmasy marzipan pigs
00:13:18.680 and also marzipan tomtar and tomte is basically like santa but not quite the same as a santa and
00:13:27.980 jul tomten in swedish is not quite the same um same thing but nowadays it's kind of the same hard to 0.83
00:13:36.420 explain either fucking way what I wished for christmas was marzipan um pigs 0.96
00:13:43.380 basically the pig of prosperity I uh last christmas I posted on my instagram 0.99
00:13:48.980 a um picture of it
00:13:53.400 uh so what did I want to say about that little elaboration yes that I will be um
00:14:01.840 ready for battle with this this is the fifth episode and then when I'm back I will continue
00:14:07.920 with this um with this campaign so five episodes now and then I will continue later on so if you
00:14:16.040 wonder why I don't do any more episodes for a while uh that's because I don't I'm not here in this room
00:14:21.840 with my my good computer etc
00:14:25.180 uh but uh five good episodes uh in already so that's that's that's cool
00:14:35.680 all right enough talk um we don't really need to recruit any more units there we need however to sort out
00:14:45.840 our um lack of food here and that could do in such a way as um take away the tax now we don't have any
00:14:59.280 income so if you see up here in this bar we have 16 food if we exempt them from tax if we put on tax
00:15:05.600 we have more shekels but no food so I'm gonna solve the food shortage by um
00:15:11.600 commander 0.68
00:15:12.880 decimate you again 1.00
00:15:17.440 oh fuck I forgot to move them 1.00
00:15:22.240 oh fuck uh extremely silly of me I suppose but um 1.00
00:15:28.480 yeah I made a mistake there I didn't move our fleeing army up there so I hope they are okay 0.99
00:15:38.480 the way oh look at that taifa of valencia 0.99
00:15:46.640 how in the name of talos could they reach there oh 0.99
00:15:50.400 oh fuck oh well uh that was absolutely not ideal 0.99
00:16:02.880 um absolutely not 0.99
00:16:10.400 okay cool uh let's see what we can do
00:16:14.160 for orders I wonder if we can take the settlement directly that would be awesome to do besieging
00:16:20.240 the settlement no siege to the settlement not really
00:16:27.600 ah
00:16:30.560 decisions decisions now I
00:16:32.240 I will teach them
00:16:43.120 now I need to think um
00:16:46.720 a bit
00:16:55.760 okay so we kind of need to take this
00:16:57.600 um
00:16:58.160 this battle because we are losing soldiers
00:17:06.080 and they are not losing soldiers so
00:17:12.400 and then we have these guys god
00:17:15.600 hmm
00:17:19.760 what to do what to do
00:17:21.840 I'm gonna merge these units
00:17:24.320 together actually
00:17:28.240 and we have a little
00:17:28.720 we might take salamanca if we can just uh
00:17:32.080 no there are no mercenaries either
00:17:33.840 oh 1.00
00:17:34.400 fuck 1.00
00:17:37.520 the only reasonable answer is to send down this army 1.00
00:17:42.000 I hope I make sense now at least with what I'm doing
00:17:48.160 it's just that I was taken taken aback
00:17:51.680 a bit with uh
00:17:52.960 so okay um I'm gonna leave these to siege
00:17:59.520 these guys and uh then I suppose we'll have the salic fork here 1.00
00:18:05.920 boom fight battle on the battlefield
00:18:08.560 and this will be the glorious battle in this episode
00:18:12.400 all right then weather conditions dry
00:18:15.360 suits me as fine
00:18:16.880 so um
00:18:18.720 we have more units but all our units are severely depleted
00:18:23.200 but we can't really do anything we're gonna look at our beloved king for a moment
00:18:27.280 ah there he is look at him
00:18:34.960 absolutely glorious
00:18:36.560 love it
00:18:37.680 so what we're gonna do we can look at their army see what they have
00:18:40.720 they have they have uh fresh aggressive young men
00:18:47.600 look at that guy
00:18:48.320 four meeting
00:18:49.520 uh
00:18:56.000 ice
00:18:57.200 thank god we have such a thin line
00:19:00.400 we don't have any melee units whatsoever
00:19:05.200 what we have what we can do however is that we can collapse the flank
00:19:09.360 this brave few and you see 17 23 28 men who try to hold that line
00:19:21.440 whereas our cavalry must win this battle
00:19:27.920 okay so uh
00:19:31.280 hopefully
00:19:31.760 hopefully
00:19:36.000 hopefully true friends this uh this can be a victorious battle for us
00:19:41.680 if not
00:19:44.720 ah look at that
00:19:46.560 nice
00:19:48.960 i didn't even think of that that's awesome
00:19:52.400 uh not very many soldiers though but these guys can turn the tide i'd say
00:19:57.200 and if you see the balance of power it's really in our favor i
00:20:00.480 don't know why at all though
00:20:07.280 for the glory of god
00:20:11.600 yours to command
00:20:17.680 and we're gonna look at our beloved king
00:20:21.520 this can be a cool thumbnail for the
00:20:25.120 there is
00:20:25.600 royal if anything
00:20:32.000 see this these guys are quite depleted
00:20:40.320 so i want to keep them away from 0.74
00:20:44.320 damn our ambush troops have been detected 0.90
00:20:46.880 now then 0.99
00:20:55.200 see if we can snipe the general at least
00:21:04.160 i don't want to jeopardize our king one bit
00:21:16.880 abdallah 0.91
00:21:21.760 we'll die from your crimes against christ 0.99
00:21:33.440 look at that now 0.99
00:21:36.480 what we'll do is 1.00
00:21:37.360 try our best to get around here and shoot those bustards dead 1.00
00:21:49.440 okay we're gonna send in our general to ensure this victory 1.00
00:21:52.720 now if we can just kill this uh this uh 1.00
00:21:57.920 this guy 1.00
00:21:58.880 oh look at that
00:22:00.400 nice 1.00
00:22:02.080 kill those barbarians 1.00
00:22:03.760 absolutely 1.00
00:22:05.360 they're gonna throw down their weapons and they're fleeing
00:22:12.640 take aim
00:22:13.280 and i wish i had this one full
00:22:28.640 full unit of something
00:22:29.920 uh
00:22:30.720 i don't want to charge this unit because they can just land uh a volley of arrows on us and then we're
00:22:38.240 done for 0.83
00:22:44.640 and they just need to kill their general you see their general right now is winning the battle 1.00
00:22:48.400 absolutely not okay 1.00
00:22:57.360 and
00:22:57.680 do we have any more
00:23:00.480 okay
00:23:06.560 okay i think this battle might possibly be
00:23:13.840 okay now the general is dead at least but um
00:23:22.480 okay the charge of the king glory to god himself
00:23:26.320 oh
00:23:28.880 nice
00:23:31.360 absolutely glorious nice
00:23:33.680 highly joyous and you see we broke them there
00:23:41.600 really tight battle really tight battle
00:23:47.040 yes yes
00:23:49.600 nice
00:23:52.960 we give praise to god himself 0.93
00:23:56.800 that felt fucking amazing true friends
00:24:01.280 so we see they're getting the general abdallah 0.84
00:24:04.720 was uh was glorious and our king got to fight with it as well
00:24:08.000 he um
00:24:09.920 that that felt good
00:24:12.080 period victory
00:24:19.360 and now we see we're getting the yellow bar here is
00:24:22.240 uh
00:24:23.040 indicates that we're being replenished
00:24:26.000 so what can we do here authority is always good and seal is always good as well
00:24:31.440 oh there is his wife
00:24:34.000 sharp tongue
00:24:34.720 so i suppose
00:24:41.760 what more can we do now i don't want to sally out yet
00:24:47.440 these guys can be here because i want to replenish as much and as soon as possible
00:24:52.000 we can however
00:24:52.880 this is a great and build a few more um
00:24:56.960 spearmen and spearmen i chose because you saw in the battle there we didn't have any stable
00:25:02.000 mid line as it were we only had cavalry and missile units so you always want that stable center to
00:25:07.200 use them like the anvil and then the cavalry is the hammer so that is what we can do
00:25:15.040 now i'm gonna take the turn and see what what can be done
00:25:19.200 oh look at that governor wonderful
00:25:30.960 and i'm gonna go with authority because that increases public order
00:25:38.240 muted in two turns but i don't want to
00:25:40.560 i don't want to decimate them anymore because you kind of need them if the if the rebels sally out
00:25:49.120 as it were
00:25:53.280 so um so yeah that's also something you need to take into consideration when playing this glorious
00:25:59.520 game that you need to um keep the men in the army happy as well because if you don't they will mutiny
00:26:11.120 what are they actually
00:26:19.200 prepare uh what happened now in you know like shelti
00:26:26.880 did it charges again
00:26:30.320 oh well as easily dealt with
00:26:33.840 that's exactly how it goes if you stand against the warriors of christ
00:26:45.200 and we're gonna repair this uh little city as well
00:26:51.680 the heroes of the caliphate
00:26:53.040 okay can we take salamanca it would be awesome if we had some some sort of uh mercenaries
00:27:03.440 okay no we can't really do that so they were um
00:27:08.880 too many i'm gonna retreat with this unit and see see what can be done i wish this guy could speed up a bit
00:27:17.520 that would be absolutely lovely if we could do that
00:27:25.760 for god himself
00:27:29.520 i'm gonna merge a few units here to save the upkeep
00:27:34.560 and okay you have really low integrity you will mutinate in one turn
00:27:50.400 so yeah hopefully these guys will come in good time
00:27:54.000 and these guys and i think we'll lose quimbra but uh
00:28:03.680 oh actually we can just
00:28:07.200 ah god this um tricky situation a lot to think about i'm gonna keep these guys here in case these guys
00:28:17.040 renegade on our treaty and okay i'm gonna take one
00:28:20.960 one one last one last turn uh and um that will be the the last let's play before christmas i think
00:28:35.760 at least i might do one more before time time comes and then also for for new year's eve i plan on
00:28:45.760 releasing something like two three four let's plays just for new year's eve because
00:28:53.680 i have a special reason for that i did the same thing last new year's eve as well
00:29:05.520 in order to um for anyone who does not like going out on new year's eve
00:29:12.240 battle in all actuality
00:29:16.880 this new year's eve though will be spent with my with my lovely girl i will um
00:29:25.120 return to ireland 29th december
00:29:32.400 so that is just the time for new year's eve and then i also have the time to make some uh
00:29:37.040 ready for battle some let's place
00:29:42.000 in all actuality
00:29:47.920 all right cool we're gonna do like this i'm gonna leave
00:29:53.200 you with this right here and then i have a good good while to think about what the next
00:29:58.560 step just might be but yeah cool thank you very much for watching and who am i the glorious champion
00:30:07.040 of christ