The Golden One - January 19, 2016


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 7


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

91.3602

Word Count

1,522

Sentence Count

183

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.720 Greetings, proud men of Christ, and welcome back to our Reconquista.
00:00:06.520 I just realized that it's been a while, and that is highly blasphemous, but either way,
00:00:13.560 we're back, and we are ready to bring some divine justice to these blasphemous guys who
00:00:20.040 are laying seeds to our beloved Lisbon.
00:00:23.480 So I'm gonna take the turn and go down with these guys, I'm just gonna quickly run through
00:00:28.140 the Imperium and see what the crack is.
00:00:31.220 Now you see we have two armies right there coming up, so let us create Favila, and he's
00:00:40.660 the defender, which is absolutely awesome.
00:00:44.140 The Crusaders of Glory will reinstate that legacy, and oh, look at this, Fouamiren, armored
00:00:52.800 swordsman.
00:00:53.440 Create some units in all actuality, and yeah, let's do that.
00:01:03.220 And if you're wondering regarding the lack of webcam, my editing program, Premiere Pro,
00:01:09.680 has decided to act up, as it were, so the audio is being desynced with the video, which
00:01:26.640 is extremely annoying.
00:01:29.500 So, okay, that was not good at all, I'm just gonna auto-resolve that.
00:01:34.460 But, yeah, so that makes it a bit of a chore to edit those videos.
00:01:44.660 So, that's blasphemous, but I thought it might be okay-ish, at least, without my face to optimize
00:01:56.520 this episode.
00:02:00.480 So I can get on with the series, at least.
00:02:04.680 Oh, look at that, we have a famine.
00:02:06.640 How about that?
00:02:08.300 And speaking of twitch, I haven't twitched in a good while.
00:02:16.440 I'm still looking at getting in a good routine there, because as with all things, routine
00:02:21.560 is the key.
00:02:24.780 Oh, look at that, they have gone away.
00:02:28.780 Now, the problem there is, since I do my work in, like, I'm very flexible with my work,
00:02:39.580 I work a lot, or, yeah, I do work a lot, but I don't have any specific hours that I need
00:02:49.140 to, you know, do what I'm doing.
00:02:54.000 So, like, I don't need to do a video at exactly 2 p.m., and I don't need to write a certain
00:03:00.720 schedule at 1 p.m., I can do it at 2 p.m. if I so wish.
00:03:05.840 Now, this wouldn't be the case if I had a regular job, but what I want to say with this is that
00:03:11.240 I then can stream during the, during daytime, but I cannot stream during evening time, because
00:03:22.320 then it's the MMA training, and the MMA training, obviously, I need to be at at a certain time,
00:03:31.140 because the rest of the team is there then.
00:03:33.380 So, for me, it's rather the opposite as it have been before, when I've been studying and
00:03:37.880 working, et cetera, because then I worked from 95, and, or studied during the daytime.
00:03:43.820 So, yeah, I hope that makes some sort of sense, at least.
00:03:47.420 All right, enough about that.
00:03:51.020 Let's, I'm quite sure that we're going to get in a fight in this episode.
00:04:02.920 It's going to do like that, because I want to fight more Sophoro.
00:04:07.880 It's going to go with some authority there.
00:04:19.100 So, yeah, so I hope that makes sense regarding the twitching, at least.
00:04:22.980 So, basically, I could twitch during daytime, and not so much during the evening time, and
00:04:28.560 then the question remains, how many people would be, would be available to watch during
00:04:34.340 the daytime GMT, that is, so Greenwich Mean Time, because I'm located in good old Ireland.
00:04:45.840 And, ah, no, look at that.
00:04:49.020 No.
00:04:52.120 Good lord, we're getting sieged again.
00:04:55.840 Absolutely barbaric.
00:04:57.040 And I have a new graphics card, actually.
00:05:07.200 If, ah, if you weren't already aware of that, glorious fact.
00:05:13.540 It's a GeForce GTX 960.
00:05:18.100 Your orders.
00:05:18.740 All right, look at that.
00:05:29.840 Now, what to do, what to do.
00:05:32.780 So, yeah, I've increased the graphics a bit, so hopefully you will see that in the battle
00:05:38.440 later.
00:05:38.920 All right, what do you say, true friends?
00:05:44.580 Shall we, ah, let's do it.
00:05:50.400 Let's head into the battlefield and defeat the Lions of Shahada.
00:05:58.520 That would be an absolutely awesome thing to do.
00:06:01.740 Now, I am thinking about starting a new campaign in Attila, Age of Charlemagne as well.
00:06:13.540 And I'm thinking about either being the Vikings, aka the Danes, and establish the Danelaw in
00:06:22.580 Great Britain.
00:06:23.240 Or I'm going to be the Germanic Pagans of Westphalia and resist the Christian incursions of the
00:06:32.120 Frankish Empire.
00:06:35.460 I just want some.
00:06:37.160 Oh, dry.
00:06:37.940 Thank you very much.
00:06:46.400 I'm just going to start the battle for the glory of God.
00:06:49.700 And, ah, yeah, I don't know if the, if you can see that the graphics is any better, I increased
00:07:04.980 the awaited list.
00:07:07.500 Yeah, it looks clean.
00:07:10.380 Looks nice.
00:07:13.840 Looks cool enough, I suppose.
00:07:16.320 And, now.
00:07:19.700 Oh, there they are.
00:07:25.100 Let us do like that.
00:07:27.960 And where, then, is our reinforcement?
00:07:30.720 One, one, my corner.
00:07:34.340 And, yet again, we have our Valiant King.
00:07:37.640 Let's admire.
00:07:38.360 Oh, look at that.
00:07:42.020 Glory to God.
00:07:44.400 They're cool.
00:07:45.120 I'm just going to get their general over there.
00:07:59.720 And they're trying to save him, it looks like.
00:08:05.920 I'm not even getting my reinforcements.
00:08:08.140 How extremely silly.
00:08:12.560 Oh, well.
00:08:19.960 For the glory of God.
00:08:21.340 For the glory of God.
00:08:21.380 Warriors of Christ.
00:08:40.840 Warriors of Christ.
00:08:41.420 So, yeah.
00:08:43.860 I'm just going to try to get a little general there.
00:08:56.280 I'm going to shoot at them for a while.
00:08:58.720 Hello, Arabs.
00:08:59.340 They may be the enemy, but they still look quite cool, to be perfectly honest.
00:09:12.940 Alright, entering power gaming mode.
00:09:15.300 Oh, look at that.
00:09:22.420 Nice.
00:09:34.400 Okay, how can these cavalry units get defeated by slingers?
00:09:41.880 Is my only question there, actually.
00:09:45.300 Alright, let's admire the death of this particular arrow.
00:09:57.820 Boah, miren.
00:09:58.680 They look really cool.
00:09:59.780 Now you can see the graphics.
00:10:02.120 Aha.
00:10:04.340 Absolutely glorious.
00:10:05.640 Absolutely glorious.
00:10:06.760 Okay.
00:10:08.320 Ah, God.
00:10:11.100 Now I did something extremely silly again.
00:10:13.820 I didn't focus enough on the game at hand.
00:10:19.400 Such things happen.
00:10:21.000 Oh, look at this.
00:10:22.140 Oh, nice.
00:10:23.720 Look at that.
00:10:26.400 Exactly how it goes if you try to invade Europe.
00:10:32.420 You silly barbarians.
00:10:36.040 All right, come on, get him.
00:10:49.280 Oh, look at that.
00:11:01.580 Ha-ha.
00:11:04.360 Absolutely prosperous, you know, like Sheldon.
00:11:07.640 And...
00:11:08.400 Let's see here.
00:11:12.680 Ah, good lord.
00:11:14.140 That hurt.
00:11:19.280 Proud sons of Rome.
00:11:21.100 All right, I'm gonna commit my general.
00:11:38.280 Hopefully he doesn't die now.
00:11:51.200 That would be silly of him.
00:11:54.460 For God himself!
00:11:57.780 Ah, look at that.
00:11:58.420 They're, uh...
00:11:59.460 They're wavering.
00:12:04.400 Admire this charge now, true friends.
00:12:06.180 Ah, for the love of Talos.
00:12:13.820 I was gonna try my Irish there.
00:12:16.120 For fuck's sake, like...
00:12:17.640 It's what I was gonna say.
00:12:23.640 Ah.
00:12:24.080 I did not see that they had catapulted there.
00:12:32.840 All right.
00:12:33.820 Forward for...
00:12:35.220 For the love of God.
00:12:36.120 Okay, I'm just gonna run with my general here.
00:12:39.480 Ah.
00:12:41.720 Engage!
00:12:42.280 I don't want your king to die.
00:12:49.960 I think we can have this battle either way, so, um...
00:12:55.280 Come on, get this, bastards.
00:13:05.440 Admire this, uh...
00:13:06.280 It feels good, man, for JPG.
00:13:15.440 All right, then.
00:13:17.500 Yes.
00:13:24.820 All right, I'm gonna create some more cavalry units.
00:13:27.500 So I can deal with his, um...
00:13:30.500 Their missile superiority to next time.
00:13:35.140 Our men flee the field of battle.
00:13:37.420 This is a shameful display.
00:13:42.580 Big march!
00:13:43.980 My ultramar!
00:13:45.620 Back, back!
00:13:46.720 We'll draw!
00:13:48.540 Now you're done for, you...
00:13:50.680 Bloody heretics.
00:13:51.680 Ready for this.
00:13:53.120 A unit has fired for all of its ammunition.
00:14:04.360 Victory!
00:14:05.440 This is your day!
00:14:06.840 Absolutely glorious.
00:14:09.560 Absolutely glorious.
00:14:11.600 Uh, yeah.
00:14:12.720 Feels, uh, feels rather good in all actuality.
00:14:16.280 And they, uh...
00:14:17.960 Now they know exactly what happens if you try to, um...
00:14:22.760 Start something with me.
00:14:29.400 Bye!
00:14:29.880 Bye!
00:14:40.160 And...
00:14:41.440 Okay, we have a little army there as well.
00:14:48.500 It's gonna auto-assolve that.
00:14:52.760 And I suppose that will have to be, um...
00:14:56.200 And I'm taking on the warriors, not due to the role-playing aspect of the game, but rather the tactical aspect of it.
00:15:06.040 So, um...
00:15:06.760 Just so you know.
00:15:09.780 Now, though, uh, I think it's important that we...
00:15:18.220 These guys can go back, uh, to the settlement, I suppose.
00:15:24.020 And these guys can go as fast as you wish down here to, uh, get rid of these bastards.
00:15:36.160 But I suppose that will have to be the next episode.
00:15:40.180 Uh, or if I take a few episodes until we get, get further.
00:15:44.420 Um, this is what...
00:15:45.680 This is the weakness, as it were, of a Total War Let's Play campaign.
00:15:50.540 Is that you need so many episodes to do stuff.
00:15:53.500 It goes quite quickly in the beginning, because then you kind of expand your territory.
00:15:58.800 But once you get to a sticking point where it gets harder and not very much happens in each episode.
00:16:03.620 So it might be prudent for me to take a few turns and then continue on.
00:16:09.200 And then also I'm excited to play some of the other factions, because I haven't really played that much of this, uh, expansion yet.
00:16:16.700 So, um, so yeah, cool.
00:16:19.200 Um, write something fun in the comment section, and, um, I will, um, see you when we return to this glorious Reconquista.
00:16:28.660 And who am I?
00:16:30.000 The glorious champion of Christ.
00:16:32.480 XO Boom.
00:16:33.620 Thank you.
00:16:34.760 All right.
00:16:34.960 Thank you.
00:16:35.340 Okay.
00:16:35.580 Thank you.
00:16:36.620 Thank you.
00:16:37.200 Thank you.
00:16:38.220 Thank you.
00:16:39.280 Thank you.