The Golden One - January 19, 2016


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 7


Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

91.3602

Word count

1,522

Sentence count

183

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

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Toxicity

25

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Hate speech

5

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Summary

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It's been a while, but we're back, and we're ready to bring some divine justice to the blasphemous tyrants laying waste to our beloved city of Londis! Join us as we head to the battlefield to face off against the evil tyrants.

Transcript

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00:00:00.720 Greetings, proud men of Christ, and welcome back to our Reconquista.
00:00:06.520 I just realized that it's been a while, and that is highly blasphemous, but either way,
00:00:13.560 we're back, and we are ready to bring some divine justice to these blasphemous guys who
00:00:20.040 are laying seeds to our beloved Lisbon.
00:00:23.480 So I'm gonna take the turn and go down with these guys, I'm just gonna quickly run through
00:00:28.140 the Imperium and see what the crack is.
00:00:31.220 Now you see we have two armies right there coming up, so let us create Favila, and he's
00:00:40.660 the defender, which is absolutely awesome.
00:00:44.140 The Crusaders of Glory will reinstate that legacy, and oh, look at this, Fouamiren, armored 0.64
00:00:52.800 swordsman.
00:00:53.440 Create some units in all actuality, and yeah, let's do that.
00:01:03.220 And if you're wondering regarding the lack of webcam, my editing program, Premiere Pro,
00:01:09.680 has decided to act up, as it were, so the audio is being desynced with the video, which
00:01:26.640 is extremely annoying.
00:01:29.500 So, okay, that was not good at all, I'm just gonna auto-resolve that.
00:01:34.460 But, yeah, so that makes it a bit of a chore to edit those videos.
00:01:44.660 So, that's blasphemous, but I thought it might be okay-ish, at least, without my face to optimize
00:01:56.520 this episode.
00:02:00.480 So I can get on with the series, at least.
00:02:04.680 Oh, look at that, we have a famine.
00:02:06.640 How about that?
00:02:08.300 And speaking of twitch, I haven't twitched in a good while.
00:02:16.440 I'm still looking at getting in a good routine there, because as with all things, routine
00:02:21.560 is the key.
00:02:24.780 Oh, look at that, they have gone away.
00:02:28.780 Now, the problem there is, since I do my work in, like, I'm very flexible with my work,
00:02:39.580 I work a lot, or, yeah, I do work a lot, but I don't have any specific hours that I need
00:02:49.140 to, you know, do what I'm doing.
00:02:54.000 So, like, I don't need to do a video at exactly 2 p.m., and I don't need to write a certain
00:03:00.720 schedule at 1 p.m., I can do it at 2 p.m. if I so wish.
00:03:05.840 Now, this wouldn't be the case if I had a regular job, but what I want to say with this is that
00:03:11.240 I then can stream during the, during daytime, but I cannot stream during evening time, because
00:03:22.320 then it's the MMA training, and the MMA training, obviously, I need to be at at a certain time,
00:03:31.140 because the rest of the team is there then.
00:03:33.380 So, for me, it's rather the opposite as it have been before, when I've been studying and
00:03:37.880 working, et cetera, because then I worked from 95, and, or studied during the daytime.
00:03:43.820 So, yeah, I hope that makes some sort of sense, at least.
00:03:47.420 All right, enough about that.
00:03:51.020 Let's, I'm quite sure that we're going to get in a fight in this episode.
00:04:02.920 It's going to do like that, because I want to fight more Sophoro.
00:04:07.880 It's going to go with some authority there.
00:04:19.100 So, yeah, so I hope that makes sense regarding the twitching, at least.
00:04:22.980 So, basically, I could twitch during daytime, and not so much during the evening time, and
00:04:28.560 then the question remains, how many people would be, would be available to watch during
00:04:34.340 the daytime GMT, that is, so Greenwich Mean Time, because I'm located in good old Ireland.
00:04:45.840 And, ah, no, look at that.
00:04:49.020 No.
00:04:52.120 Good lord, we're getting sieged again.
00:04:55.840 Absolutely barbaric.
00:04:57.040 And I have a new graphics card, actually.
00:05:07.200 If, ah, if you weren't already aware of that, glorious fact.
00:05:13.540 It's a GeForce GTX 960.
00:05:18.100 Your orders.
00:05:18.740 All right, look at that.
00:05:29.840 Now, what to do, what to do.
00:05:32.780 So, yeah, I've increased the graphics a bit, so hopefully you will see that in the battle
00:05:38.440 later.
00:05:38.920 All right, what do you say, true friends?
00:05:44.580 Shall we, ah, let's do it.
00:05:50.400 Let's head into the battlefield and defeat the Lions of Shahada. 0.99
00:05:58.520 That would be an absolutely awesome thing to do.
00:06:01.740 Now, I am thinking about starting a new campaign in Attila, Age of Charlemagne as well.
00:06:13.540 And I'm thinking about either being the Vikings, aka the Danes, and establish the Danelaw in
00:06:22.580 Great Britain.
00:06:23.240 Or I'm going to be the Germanic Pagans of Westphalia and resist the Christian incursions of the 1.00
00:06:32.120 Frankish Empire.
00:06:35.460 I just want some.
00:06:37.160 Oh, dry.
00:06:37.940 Thank you very much.
00:06:46.400 I'm just going to start the battle for the glory of God.
00:06:49.700 And, ah, yeah, I don't know if the, if you can see that the graphics is any better, I increased
00:07:04.980 the awaited list.
00:07:07.500 Yeah, it looks clean.
00:07:10.380 Looks nice.
00:07:13.840 Looks cool enough, I suppose.
00:07:16.320 And, now.
00:07:19.700 Oh, there they are.
00:07:25.100 Let us do like that.
00:07:27.960 And where, then, is our reinforcement?
00:07:30.720 One, one, my corner.
00:07:34.340 And, yet again, we have our Valiant King.
00:07:37.640 Let's admire.
00:07:38.360 Oh, look at that.
00:07:42.020 Glory to God.
00:07:44.400 They're cool.
00:07:45.120 I'm just going to get their general over there.
00:07:59.720 And they're trying to save him, it looks like.
00:08:05.920 I'm not even getting my reinforcements. 0.99
00:08:08.140 How extremely silly. 0.96
00:08:12.560 Oh, well. 0.98
00:08:19.960 For the glory of God.
00:08:21.340 For the glory of God.
00:08:21.380 Warriors of Christ.
00:08:40.840 Warriors of Christ.
00:08:41.420 So, yeah.
00:08:43.860 I'm just going to try to get a little general there. 0.99
00:08:56.280 I'm going to shoot at them for a while. 1.00
00:08:58.720 Hello, Arabs. 1.00
00:08:59.340 They may be the enemy, but they still look quite cool, to be perfectly honest.
00:09:12.940 Alright, entering power gaming mode.
00:09:15.300 Oh, look at that.
00:09:22.420 Nice.
00:09:34.400 Okay, how can these cavalry units get defeated by slingers?
00:09:41.880 Is my only question there, actually.
00:09:45.300 Alright, let's admire the death of this particular arrow.
00:09:57.820 Boah, miren. 0.87
00:09:58.680 They look really cool.
00:09:59.780 Now you can see the graphics.
00:10:02.120 Aha.
00:10:04.340 Absolutely glorious.
00:10:05.640 Absolutely glorious.
00:10:06.760 Okay.
00:10:08.320 Ah, God. 0.92
00:10:11.100 Now I did something extremely silly again.
00:10:13.820 I didn't focus enough on the game at hand.
00:10:19.400 Such things happen.
00:10:21.000 Oh, look at this.
00:10:22.140 Oh, nice.
00:10:23.720 Look at that.
00:10:26.400 Exactly how it goes if you try to invade Europe. 1.00
00:10:32.420 You silly barbarians. 1.00
00:10:36.040 All right, come on, get him. 1.00
00:10:49.280 Oh, look at that.
00:11:01.580 Ha-ha.
00:11:04.360 Absolutely prosperous, you know, like Sheldon.
00:11:07.640 And...
00:11:08.400 Let's see here.
00:11:12.680 Ah, good lord.
00:11:14.140 That hurt.
00:11:19.280 Proud sons of Rome.
00:11:21.100 All right, I'm gonna commit my general.
00:11:38.280 Hopefully he doesn't die now. 0.98
00:11:51.200 That would be silly of him. 0.93
00:11:54.460 For God himself! 0.92
00:11:57.780 Ah, look at that.
00:11:58.420 They're, uh...
00:11:59.460 They're wavering.
00:12:04.400 Admire this charge now, true friends.
00:12:06.180 Ah, for the love of Talos.
00:12:13.820 I was gonna try my Irish there. 0.99
00:12:16.120 For fuck's sake, like... 0.98
00:12:17.640 It's what I was gonna say. 0.99
00:12:23.640 Ah.
00:12:24.080 I did not see that they had catapulted there.
00:12:32.840 All right.
00:12:33.820 Forward for...
00:12:35.220 For the love of God.
00:12:36.120 Okay, I'm just gonna run with my general here.
00:12:39.480 Ah.
00:12:41.720 Engage!
00:12:42.280 I don't want your king to die.
00:12:49.960 I think we can have this battle either way, so, um... 1.00
00:12:55.280 Come on, get this, bastards. 1.00
00:13:05.440 Admire this, uh... 1.00
00:13:06.280 It feels good, man, for JPG.
00:13:15.440 All right, then.
00:13:17.500 Yes.
00:13:24.820 All right, I'm gonna create some more cavalry units.
00:13:27.500 So I can deal with his, um...
00:13:30.500 Their missile superiority to next time.
00:13:35.140 Our men flee the field of battle.
00:13:37.420 This is a shameful display.
00:13:42.580 Big march!
00:13:43.980 My ultramar!
00:13:45.620 Back, back! 0.99
00:13:46.720 We'll draw!
00:13:48.540 Now you're done for, you... 1.00
00:13:50.680 Bloody heretics. 1.00
00:13:51.680 Ready for this. 0.99
00:13:53.120 A unit has fired for all of its ammunition.
00:14:04.360 Victory!
00:14:05.440 This is your day!
00:14:06.840 Absolutely glorious.
00:14:09.560 Absolutely glorious.
00:14:11.600 Uh, yeah.
00:14:12.720 Feels, uh, feels rather good in all actuality.
00:14:16.280 And they, uh...
00:14:17.960 Now they know exactly what happens if you try to, um...
00:14:22.760 Start something with me.
00:14:29.400 Bye!
00:14:29.880 Bye!
00:14:40.160 And...
00:14:41.440 Okay, we have a little army there as well.
00:14:48.500 It's gonna auto-assolve that.
00:14:52.760 And I suppose that will have to be, um...
00:14:56.200 And I'm taking on the warriors, not due to the role-playing aspect of the game, but rather the tactical aspect of it.
00:15:06.040 So, um...
00:15:06.760 Just so you know.
00:15:09.780 Now, though, uh, I think it's important that we...
00:15:18.220 These guys can go back, uh, to the settlement, I suppose. 1.00
00:15:24.020 And these guys can go as fast as you wish down here to, uh, get rid of these bastards. 0.99
00:15:36.160 But I suppose that will have to be the next episode. 0.99
00:15:40.180 Uh, or if I take a few episodes until we get, get further.
00:15:44.420 Um, this is what...
00:15:45.680 This is the weakness, as it were, of a Total War Let's Play campaign.
00:15:50.540 Is that you need so many episodes to do stuff.
00:15:53.500 It goes quite quickly in the beginning, because then you kind of expand your territory.
00:15:58.800 But once you get to a sticking point where it gets harder and not very much happens in each episode.
00:16:03.620 So it might be prudent for me to take a few turns and then continue on.
00:16:09.200 And then also I'm excited to play some of the other factions, because I haven't really played that much of this, uh, expansion yet.
00:16:16.700 So, um, so yeah, cool.
00:16:19.200 Um, write something fun in the comment section, and, um, I will, um, see you when we return to this glorious Reconquista.
00:16:28.660 And who am I?
00:16:30.000 The glorious champion of Christ.
00:16:32.480 XO Boom.
00:16:33.620 Thank you.
00:16:34.760 All right.
00:16:34.960 Thank you.
00:16:35.340 Okay.
00:16:35.580 Thank you.
00:16:36.620 Thank you.
00:16:37.200 Thank you.
00:16:38.220 Thank you.
00:16:39.280 Thank you.