The Golden One - January 20, 2016


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 8


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

103.03593

Word Count

1,258

Sentence Count

154

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Greetings, warriors of Christ!
00:00:04.000 Now in the last episode I actually said that I was gonna take a good few turns.
00:00:08.000 And on the very first turn I thought to take this happened.
00:00:13.000 And then I thought it would make for a cool video, a cool 8th episode to actually take this battle.
00:00:21.000 Because you can see it's quite even and we have our king so it can make for an exciting battle.
00:00:27.000 And yeah maybe after this battle I will take a good few turns as we get on with the campaign.
00:00:38.000 Because we've gotten a good few battles in this campaign and that's very awesome indeed.
00:00:45.000 Actually, very happy with that.
00:00:50.000 So yeah, I'm gonna take this battle, make an episode out of this and then after this battle I will...
00:00:56.000 Unless a really cool other battle comes up.
00:01:00.000 But yeah, we'll see how it all turns out.
00:01:04.000 I would prefer to have conquered most of Spain by the 10th episode and that's only 2 episodes away.
00:01:11.000 So there is my reasoning.
00:01:13.000 Alright, enough talk.
00:01:16.000 No more words, draw your sword.
00:01:21.000 Hello lads, I hope you're ready for some optimal glory.
00:01:26.000 Now, our glorious king.
00:01:29.000 Bold King Leonidas.
00:01:32.000 No, no.
00:01:33.000 Bold King Aurelio.
00:01:35.000 Now I want to keep the cavalry on one flank because they are not strong enough on their own.
00:01:46.000 So they will be there.
00:01:49.000 And then I suppose that...
00:01:52.000 God, we have a missile heavy unit...
00:01:55.000 Or army, I mean.
00:01:58.000 And...
00:02:01.000 So basically what I'm gonna do with these spares is just deter their cavalry from attacking our glorious scammishers.
00:02:11.000 I'm just gonna hide them.
00:02:12.000 They...
00:02:13.000 Alright, cool.
00:02:14.000 We're sick.
00:02:15.000 We're sick.
00:02:16.000 We're sick.
00:02:17.000 Even.
00:02:18.000 Uh...
00:02:19.000 I've drunken a good bit of coffee.
00:02:21.000 Which you might hear on my...
00:02:24.000 Erratic...
00:02:25.000 Pramp.
00:02:26.000 Hello, Arabs.
00:02:27.000 The Arabs actually look cooler than our units.
00:02:33.000 Hello.
00:02:34.000 Hello, Mohammed.
00:02:36.000 Ahmed.
00:02:37.000 This guy is Ahmed and this guy is Mohammed.
00:02:42.000 That's my Arabic for you.
00:02:45.000 A lot of throat noises is to be made to make the perfect impression.
00:02:50.000 These guys look fucking awesome though.
00:02:52.000 Absolutely worthy foes, I must say.
00:03:02.000 They are our foes, but we can still think they look aesthetically cool.
00:03:07.000 So, this is brilliant.
00:03:08.000 You can see that we're fighting a downhill battle.
00:03:15.000 Which is...
00:03:17.000 Awesome.
00:03:18.000 I don't know exactly how many, like, percentages it is to, um...
00:03:23.000 Like, gain in attack when you are, um...
00:03:27.000 On the hill, but, um...
00:03:30.000 But sure, look.
00:03:31.000 It's something, at least.
00:03:33.000 Now...
00:03:35.000 They also have a missile-heavy army right there.
00:03:43.000 The cavalry is...
00:03:45.000 Not even, because they have full units.
00:03:48.000 Whereas, we do not.
00:03:50.000 We have...
00:03:51.000 So, they're actually beating us...
00:03:55.000 In terms of...
00:03:58.000 Melee units, at least.
00:04:00.000 At least.
00:04:01.000 We have the...
00:04:06.000 Advantage...
00:04:07.000 Here.
00:04:08.000 Now...
00:04:09.000 I will try to be as focused as possible.
00:04:19.000 As...
00:04:20.000 Yeah.
00:04:21.000 Entering power gaming mode.
00:04:23.000 Because I do want to win this.
00:04:30.000 Now...
00:04:31.000 Okay.
00:04:32.000 You can stop shooting there.
00:04:33.000 We don't want a friendly fire.
00:04:34.000 Okay.
00:04:37.000 Alright, cool.
00:04:38.000 These...
00:04:39.000 Bustards...
00:04:40.000 Uh...
00:04:41.000 We're driven off.
00:04:42.000 Ah, look at this.
00:04:43.000 What?
00:04:44.000 Myrin.
00:04:46.000 Myrin Gaines, even.
00:04:50.000 Alright, cool.
00:04:51.000 We have...
00:04:52.000 Ah, look at that!
00:04:53.000 Haha!
00:04:54.000 Andalusian cavalry.
00:04:55.000 How about that?
00:04:57.000 You...
00:04:58.000 Fucking...
00:04:59.000 Bustards.
00:05:00.000 How dare you...
00:05:01.000 Talk to...
00:05:02.000 Christ.
00:05:03.000 Like that.
00:05:04.000 They insulted...
00:05:05.000 God.
00:05:07.000 With their...
00:05:08.000 Very presence.
00:05:09.000 Oh, lord.
00:05:10.000 Oh, lord.
00:05:11.000 I did not...
00:05:12.000 See this at all.
00:05:13.000 Extremely silly of me.
00:05:14.000 I...
00:05:15.000 Keep doing these silly things.
00:05:16.000 In...
00:05:17.000 In episodes.
00:05:19.000 Uh...
00:05:20.000 I...
00:05:21.000 Disappoint myself sometimes.
00:05:22.000 So...
00:05:23.000 I wish I had some more...
00:05:28.000 All our men have given up and are running for their lives!
00:05:32.000 As you command!
00:05:34.000 Some more cavalry to just chase them away.
00:05:37.000 Okay.
00:05:38.000 Have we won this battle?
00:05:40.000 Cavalry!
00:05:41.000 Oh, okay.
00:05:42.000 Cool.
00:05:43.000 They're breaking, at least.
00:05:44.000 Uh...
00:05:45.000 Breaking bad.
00:05:46.000 Speaking of...
00:05:48.000 Of...
00:05:49.000 Of breaking.
00:05:50.000 Is that...
00:05:51.000 Is that something that the true friends are recommending?
00:05:53.000 I actually thought to, uh...
00:05:54.000 Thought to watch it on Netflix with my...
00:05:59.000 With my girl.
00:06:00.000 And, uh...
00:06:01.000 Cause I've heard, uh...
00:06:02.000 A lot of people saying that it's really good.
00:06:03.000 So, uh...
00:06:04.000 Alright, then get at them boys.
00:06:05.000 For...
00:06:06.000 For the love of Talos.
00:06:07.000 For the love of Christ.
00:06:08.000 Get at them.
00:06:09.000 God, I would pay so many shekels now for...
00:06:11.000 For some actual, um...
00:06:12.000 Cavalry units.
00:06:13.000 God, give us strength!
00:06:15.000 Oh!
00:06:17.000 Oh!
00:06:18.000 Alright.
00:06:19.000 Then get at them boys.
00:06:20.000 For...
00:06:21.000 For the love of Talos.
00:06:22.000 For the love of Christ.
00:06:23.000 Get at them.
00:06:24.000 God, I would pay so many shekels now for...
00:06:28.000 Ready for orders!
00:06:31.000 For glory!
00:06:33.000 For some actual, um...
00:06:35.000 Cavalry units.
00:06:37.000 now this if anything true friends is risky as can be see we're charging with our old king here
00:06:54.880 in all actuality okay get the general that's the ah no no no no no fuck absolutely barbaric
00:07:10.960 absolutely inglorious for glory yes come on get there get your general kill him he's but a dog and i'm his
00:07:30.640 master that was my elven voice by the way let's admire the king in action
00:07:40.340 glory ah run them down look at that wow meeting there's the king hello mates look at fucking juices
00:07:51.320 fuck the king then is uh is high or for the player uh okay looks like we might actually win this little
00:08:06.700 battle which is undoubtedly awesome absolutely prosperous even
00:08:16.780 how dare you invade the iberian peninsula
00:08:25.900 all right come on and cavalry
00:08:40.280 yes absolutely fucking awesome
00:08:47.200 oh look at that yes beautiful absolutely beautiful victory look at that
00:08:59.740 for meeting pyrrhic victory but yeah cool and yeah how about that that was a glorious victory
00:09:08.940 very pyrrhic though i would say since we lost most of the army
00:09:15.540 i'll get cooler breaking off there
00:09:23.700 oh look what's happening now
00:09:28.220 i also loaded up with some tea
00:09:34.300 always a good combination uh tea and uh gaming
00:09:39.740 tea adds that um uh cosiness feel to everything
00:09:46.600 um now true friends i'm actually gonna do like this
00:09:54.520 oh no we don't have any mercenaries
00:10:00.520 well i suppose i could just do like this for god himself
00:10:06.960 i do want to kill this insolent dog actually
00:10:13.440 hear us lord
00:10:18.600 oh i was actually going to uh to take that battle on the battlefield but uh i misclicked i suppose
00:10:34.640 uh seriously i was but i'm so used to out resolving it so
00:10:40.880 either way we had a good
00:10:45.100 okay so cool ransom and release captives
00:10:51.140 integrity minus two
00:10:53.380 kill captives okay let's kill them
00:10:57.740 that was a righteous decision
00:11:00.880 all right cool i just wanted to make this video
00:11:03.440 because when i release this at least
00:11:06.780 i will be here of all places in lisbon
00:11:10.700 uh suitably enough i said it in another video
00:11:13.500 but uh yeah i will go to lisbon over over
00:11:16.940 from thursday until monday
00:11:19.040 so if i don't make any other videos
00:11:22.100 it's because i'm gone but fear not i will make some
00:11:25.020 cool video logs and film some of the training
00:11:28.340 so what i'm doing is i'm going down with my mma team
00:11:32.180 to a portugal gold team
00:11:34.880 to train some brazil jiu-jitsu
00:11:37.620 and so that's actually what is up
00:11:41.040 so uh so yeah this will probably be um
00:11:43.860 i usually make this sort of let's plays when i go away for some time
00:11:47.740 and i can't make any videos to load up so that
00:11:51.140 so yeah then you know what is up in all actuality
00:11:55.680 thank you very much for watching and now
00:11:58.660 the episode after this i will probably have taken a good few turns
00:12:03.820 to get the economy up a bit etc
00:12:06.180 and who am i the proud warrior of christ
00:12:10.960 xxo boom