Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 8
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Summary
In this episode, we take on the mighty Andalusian king, Leonidas, and his army. We have a good ol' downhill battle, where we are the only ones with a good chance of winning. I hope you enjoy this battle as much as I enjoyed making it!
Transcript
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Now in the last episode I actually said that I was gonna take a good few turns.
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And on the very first turn I thought to take this happened.
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And then I thought it would make for a cool video, a cool 8th episode to actually take this battle.
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Because you can see it's quite even and we have our king so it can make for an exciting battle.
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And yeah maybe after this battle I will take a good few turns as we get on with the campaign.
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Because we've gotten a good few battles in this campaign and that's very awesome indeed.
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So yeah, I'm gonna take this battle, make an episode out of this and then after this battle I will...
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I would prefer to have conquered most of Spain by the 10th episode and that's only 2 episodes away.
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Hello lads, I hope you're ready for some optimal glory.
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Now I want to keep the cavalry on one flank because they are not strong enough on their own.
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So basically what I'm gonna do with these spares is just deter their cavalry from attacking our glorious scammishers.
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The Arabs actually look cooler than our units.
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This guy is Ahmed and this guy is Mohammed.
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A lot of throat noises is to be made to make the perfect impression.
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They are our foes, but we can still think they look aesthetically cool.
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You can see that we're fighting a downhill battle.
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I don't know exactly how many, like, percentages it is to, um...
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They also have a missile-heavy army right there.
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All our men have given up and are running for their lives!
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Some more cavalry to just chase them away.
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Is that something that the true friends are recommending?
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now this if anything true friends is risky as can be see we're charging with our old king here
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in all actuality okay get the general that's the ah no no no no no fuck absolutely barbaric
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absolutely inglorious for glory yes come on get there get your general kill him he's but a dog and i'm his
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master that was my elven voice by the way let's admire the king in action
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glory ah run them down look at that wow meeting there's the king hello mates look at fucking juices
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fuck the king then is uh is high or for the player uh okay looks like we might actually win this little
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battle which is undoubtedly awesome absolutely prosperous even
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oh look at that yes beautiful absolutely beautiful victory look at that
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for meeting pyrrhic victory but yeah cool and yeah how about that that was a glorious victory
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very pyrrhic though i would say since we lost most of the army
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tea adds that um uh cosiness feel to everything
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um now true friends i'm actually gonna do like this
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well i suppose i could just do like this for god himself
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i do want to kill this insolent dog actually
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oh i was actually going to uh to take that battle on the battlefield but uh i misclicked i suppose
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uh seriously i was but i'm so used to out resolving it so
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all right cool i just wanted to make this video
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it's because i'm gone but fear not i will make some
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so what i'm doing is i'm going down with my mma team
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i usually make this sort of let's plays when i go away for some time
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so yeah then you know what is up in all actuality
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the episode after this i will probably have taken a good few turns