The Golden One - November 30, 2018


Lokhir Fellheart. Comfy Gaming - A Quick Note On Mewing. Corsair Conquest Part 7


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

119.949104

Word Count

2,074

Sentence Count

359

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.480 Greetings and salutations and welcome back to good old Lustria.
00:00:05.440 Now first and foremost I am very happy to hear that my new audio setup is doing its charm, doing its good work.
00:00:13.540 So it was a good investment for this sort of videos and also a lot of coming videos.
00:00:20.780 On another topic, on another note, I would just like to briefly mention that I have been looking into mewing as of late
00:00:28.820 because I saw a comment asking about if I can make a video on mewing.
00:00:33.880 Now obviously since I basically just heard about the concept a few days ago, I don't really know much about it to give a clear opinion.
00:00:44.200 I do believe it's a very interesting thing.
00:00:48.220 So basically what mewing is, it's correct tongue posture and correct swallowing patterns.
00:00:53.380 And doing this from an early age can alter your face shape or make it more natural.
00:01:02.260 So I will just link the channel of Dr. Mew below so that you can watch all of his videos.
00:01:10.440 You might get some new insights there.
00:01:12.300 You might start mewing yourself.
00:01:13.860 If I will actually do it now to, in the name of science, I will do this and then come back with a report in a few months
00:01:21.960 and see if I have noticed any difference in health or otherwise.
00:01:29.500 So yeah, that is my response to mewing.
00:01:32.540 I am looking into it, but I am not one to just hear something cool and then go with it.
00:01:39.920 I would like to see more research and more experience with it.
00:01:43.280 So that is my take on that situation.
00:01:46.780 But it looks promising.
00:01:47.840 So I encourage you to check out the link in the description if you are interested in the concept of mewing and correct tongue posture.
00:01:56.220 Now, with that said, I have taken a few turns from our last episode because I thought to speed up this campaign a bit
00:02:08.500 so we get to the epic battles.
00:02:10.000 So I might make a few more episodes on this let's play and then I will go over to Assassin's Creed
00:02:18.620 because I think I can reach a lot of normlings by doing let's plays in that game.
00:02:26.160 So anyway, let us do something fun here.
00:02:31.380 First and foremost, we can research a technology.
00:02:35.120 And we have Forged to Kill.
00:02:37.860 Steel is only as strong as the hand that wields it.
00:02:41.300 That is very true indeed.
00:02:43.240 So we have weapon strength and missile damage.
00:02:45.620 Which works for both, both works for our Corsair units.
00:02:51.180 So that's obviously something that we want.
00:02:53.940 Broken by the Lash.
00:02:57.860 In my Dark Elf society, we don't mistreat our beasts.
00:03:05.000 So I can't really research this.
00:03:07.080 I suppose I will have to if I'm gonna get to these things.
00:03:10.200 But yeah, not something we need right now because this is for the cold ones.
00:03:17.980 And we don't have those now.
00:03:21.260 Moreover, we have Tempered in Blood.
00:03:24.020 It is often necessary to execute a few, publicly of course, to quench the fires of revolt in all the others.
00:03:32.560 Income from slave pens and slave markets plus 10%.
00:03:35.480 That's obviously also quite good indeed.
00:03:38.180 So we have these two to choose from.
00:03:40.360 But getting a good income in place is always good to have.
00:03:45.220 So we're gonna go with the Tempered in Blood there.
00:03:49.840 Now, without further ado, we have a quest battler.
00:03:55.420 Which I will take.
00:03:56.140 But I need to take the turn first.
00:03:59.200 And also, by the way, we need to recruit some units before.
00:04:05.980 Because we are only at 17 and we don't want to fight a battle under strength.
00:04:10.900 So what I will do is simply to recruit a unit of these, I suppose.
00:04:18.020 So more line infantry.
00:04:19.340 And then the next turn, I will hire these two.
00:04:21.960 But I will not do it now.
00:04:23.840 Because then we can skip the upkeep for this turn.
00:04:26.520 Since you can start using them directly.
00:04:31.780 So yeah, anyway, I stumbled upon the concept of mewing.
00:04:35.200 I saw a...
00:04:36.980 Because I stumbled upon a channel called Based Shaman.
00:04:40.960 Really likable and fun guy.
00:04:43.800 So you can check him out as well, Based Shaman.
00:04:45.740 And tell him that I sent you.
00:04:50.820 So...
00:04:51.460 Do a surprise flex for him in the comment sections.
00:04:55.780 So that is how I stumbled upon that concept.
00:04:58.860 And I got immediately intrigued.
00:05:00.780 Because obviously all things related to self-improvement is something that I take seriously.
00:05:08.240 Because it's part of my holy work.
00:05:09.880 To enlighten myself so I can enlighten others.
00:05:14.620 So I can enlighten you all.
00:05:16.740 So that is how I stumbled upon that.
00:05:20.820 And yeah, as I said, I will read up more upon it.
00:05:24.300 And I will definitely watch all of Dr. Mew's videos on the topic.
00:05:29.820 Now then, let's sacrifice something to Matlan.
00:05:38.680 And now I'm going to recruit these mad cunts.
00:05:43.120 And also, we can do something fun here.
00:05:46.900 But we don't need to do it now.
00:05:49.580 Now we only need to...
00:05:52.340 Take this battle.
00:05:55.000 So the balance of power is not in our favor.
00:05:57.820 And, aha, we can't use our fleet.
00:06:03.000 It can't support us.
00:06:04.000 So that will be...
00:06:06.360 A bit blasphemous, I suppose.
00:06:11.340 We have the Sea Serpent Standard.
00:06:16.560 Which...
00:06:17.000 It's quite good indeed.
00:06:19.500 I'm going to put this on...
00:06:21.400 Let's see, these lads.
00:06:23.240 Because they are high leveled.
00:06:25.100 So yeah, let's get into it.
00:06:28.480 So if we win this battle, we will obtain the Helm of the Kraken.
00:06:34.200 And we meet Buck Buck Jolsef.
00:06:37.580 And a gathering of...
00:06:39.700 Of vermin.
00:06:42.580 So, yeah.
00:06:44.460 This is a quest battle.
00:06:45.340 So we're going to see some sort of cinematic now.
00:06:48.060 Boom.
00:06:48.540 Steady, my Corsairs.
00:06:53.220 The Skaven come.
00:06:55.380 They think to board my tower in secret.
00:06:58.200 But no creature steps upon the blessed dread without my knowing.
00:07:02.300 The Rodan Sorcerer sends his minions.
00:07:06.980 But this is no sinking ship.
00:07:09.680 No rats are welcome here.
00:07:12.260 Be merciless.
00:07:13.680 The Kraken rumbles.
00:07:15.580 My Helm thirsts for the power it lacks.
00:07:19.080 And these vermin filth will quench it.
00:07:22.520 The vermin filth will quench his thirst for blood.
00:07:36.640 And, alright.
00:07:37.400 We are...
00:07:38.120 We are doing it.
00:07:40.220 We are...
00:07:41.120 The battle is at hand.
00:07:43.280 And they start off by...
00:07:45.120 Okay, they're getting quite wrecked.
00:07:48.220 These vermin, they are fleeing directly.
00:07:50.220 But that's a special ability this Skaven have to...
00:07:54.220 Okay, you don't need to shoot there.
00:07:58.100 Right.
00:07:58.660 Now let's see what the crack is.
00:08:01.100 They are...
00:08:02.060 They're coming to us.
00:08:03.220 So we can stand...
00:08:05.020 Stand firm.
00:08:08.900 So, yet again.
00:08:09.920 Speaking of...
00:08:11.220 The benefit of making these sort of videos.
00:08:14.740 The let's play is that I can...
00:08:17.220 Elaborate very briefly upon a topic.
00:08:20.220 I don't really want to make a separate video on.
00:08:22.780 Because had I made a separate video on...
00:08:25.220 Mewing.
00:08:28.160 That would have been a bit pointless.
00:08:29.880 Since I didn't have all too much to say at this...
00:08:32.980 Particular moment in time.
00:08:34.240 But now I have at least said that...
00:08:36.860 Yeah, in a few months...
00:08:39.380 We'll make...
00:08:40.900 A mewing video.
00:08:43.040 With my...
00:08:44.760 With my conclusions.
00:08:45.800 So, um...
00:08:48.800 That is what is up.
00:08:50.360 And what is also up is that...
00:08:53.360 I will speed up the battle a bit.
00:08:57.180 Uh-huh.
00:09:03.220 They have spawned...
00:09:04.980 Yet another...
00:09:08.700 Unit there.
00:09:12.180 Absolutely barbaric, if anything.
00:09:14.460 And...
00:09:15.180 I need to bolster my army with some sort of sorceress or assassin.
00:09:21.440 Or a...
00:09:23.060 Death pack or something like that.
00:09:24.580 Because, uh...
00:09:25.840 That can be a good investment.
00:09:28.200 Especially a magician, a sorceress.
00:09:30.740 Because now I don't even use magic.
00:09:32.360 So that's a lot of, uh...
00:09:33.180 A lot of casualties that could have been, uh...
00:09:39.940 Caused, but, uh...
00:09:43.180 Now we don't have it.
00:09:44.640 And, uh...
00:09:45.180 They do this, uh...
00:09:46.300 Quite well, I'd say.
00:09:48.660 Uh...
00:09:50.700 Popping up, uh...
00:09:51.820 We at least expect them and we at least want them.
00:09:55.300 This sort of mad cunts.
00:09:57.040 And we have...
00:09:58.180 Oh, this is not good.
00:10:00.260 Rat ogres.
00:10:01.060 Fortunately, they are running away, though.
00:10:03.240 So, uh...
00:10:04.260 That's good, I suppose.
00:10:09.660 Kill everything.
00:10:10.980 A good plan in a battle, I suppose.
00:10:17.360 Now, look here.
00:10:18.880 Get at him, boys.
00:10:21.320 His mission is to slay this bastard.
00:10:27.240 And here we have a...
00:10:28.560 Magic Dark Conduit.
00:10:30.020 Which will cause an explosion.
00:10:33.000 Boom.
00:10:36.300 And, uh...
00:10:37.200 I suppose this...
00:10:38.340 Aha!
00:10:38.760 They're coming with reinforcements.
00:10:40.160 I was just about to say that this, uh...
00:10:42.840 This battle looked, um...
00:10:45.220 A bit easy.
00:10:46.260 But, uh...
00:10:47.840 That is not the case.
00:10:50.740 Not the case at all.
00:10:51.900 And we're gonna see a duel here as well.
00:10:56.600 Luke here against...
00:10:58.500 Oh, look.
00:10:59.000 He does not want to box with us.
00:11:00.740 He, uh...
00:11:01.260 Does not want to box at all.
00:11:03.240 Come on, then.
00:11:03.980 Stand and fight.
00:11:05.040 And we can't really reach him either.
00:11:07.640 Blasphemy.
00:11:09.040 Oh, well, he, uh...
00:11:10.140 He'll get wrecked.
00:11:10.900 Dark Rider crossbones.
00:11:14.300 True keep.
00:11:16.600 Point throwers.
00:11:17.820 Now, then...
00:11:18.900 Pull back!
00:11:20.380 They are coming from...
00:11:22.760 Two different directions.
00:11:26.340 Not good at all.
00:11:28.400 But, uh...
00:11:29.280 It is what it is.
00:11:30.640 What they do have is...
00:11:32.440 Death Globe Bombardiers.
00:11:34.680 And I...
00:11:35.900 Cannot...
00:11:36.900 Let them shoot at us.
00:11:38.780 Because they're quite good.
00:11:50.500 Now, let us see.
00:11:52.100 We have...
00:11:53.420 Some units running away.
00:11:54.640 That is not acceptable.
00:11:56.520 But, uh...
00:11:57.180 They are rallying.
00:11:57.960 Fortunately.
00:11:58.620 Otherwise, I would have to decimate them.
00:12:00.600 Roman style.
00:12:01.340 Dark Elves.
00:12:06.920 Corsair Handbows.
00:12:10.280 Now, then, they are, um...
00:12:12.440 Coming at us there.
00:12:16.260 I think I'm gonna...
00:12:17.700 Withdraw my troops here just a bit.
00:12:23.660 So we don't get, um...
00:12:26.560 Divided.
00:12:27.660 So we don't get, uh...
00:12:29.560 Divide and conquered.
00:12:32.320 Attack!
00:12:34.460 Death is coming!
00:12:36.300 Dragon Ball!
00:12:39.700 Fire!
00:12:41.560 With pleasure!
00:12:43.940 Now, obviously...
00:12:46.800 Where are...
00:12:48.940 Aha, there they are.
00:12:50.920 We need our flying units.
00:12:54.040 So these are flying on...
00:12:56.620 Dark Pegasuses.
00:12:58.220 And, uh...
00:12:59.220 They have crossbows.
00:13:00.200 So quite useful.
00:13:02.040 Um...
00:13:03.040 Quite useful indeed.
00:13:06.760 To, uh...
00:13:07.720 To harass...
00:13:08.800 Uh...
00:13:09.160 Their units with.
00:13:10.220 So you can use the sort of flying units.
00:13:12.480 Not so much in melee combat.
00:13:14.740 But more picking off their, um...
00:13:17.040 Their fragile ranged units.
00:13:19.020 Such as these, uh...
00:13:20.840 Death...
00:13:21.300 Uh...
00:13:21.880 Death Globadeers.
00:13:22.640 Look here, Felhart!
00:13:29.480 Boom.
00:13:32.920 The, uh...
00:13:33.680 The Krakenlord.
00:13:34.900 Looking...
00:13:35.960 Looking quite juicy.
00:13:36.960 To be perfectly honest.
00:13:40.620 And I suppose...
00:13:43.500 Do they...
00:13:44.640 Do they even have anything more?
00:13:46.280 Okay, they have some units coming there behind us.
00:13:48.940 But, uh...
00:13:49.960 What more might they have?
00:13:54.380 I don't know.
00:13:57.400 They are, uh...
00:13:58.780 They're fleeing here at least.
00:14:00.180 Which is, uh...
00:14:01.960 Which is good.
00:14:03.080 That is joyous to see.
00:14:05.680 Um...
00:14:07.700 Okay, so they do actually have quite...
00:14:09.620 Quite a few units still, uh...
00:14:12.040 Still going.
00:14:12.800 And I will speed up the battle a bit.
00:14:28.140 So, uh...
00:14:28.800 Because I do believe this is, uh...
00:14:31.060 This should be, um...
00:14:33.800 Should have this battle.
00:14:36.180 I can't imagine...
00:14:39.540 It to be otherwise.
00:14:41.200 To be perfectly honest.
00:14:44.400 And, uh...
00:14:45.240 Yes.
00:14:45.880 There we go.
00:14:47.840 It looks like...
00:14:48.860 Yeah, there we go.
00:14:49.620 Boom.
00:14:50.520 Victory.
00:14:51.380 Nice.
00:15:01.060 Glory for Karankar.
00:15:02.500 And a good amount of loot.
00:15:04.480 Absolutely joyous to see.
00:15:06.540 And a rank gained.
00:15:08.000 And, um...
00:15:09.360 Yeah, let's enslave.
00:15:12.160 These, uh...
00:15:12.880 Skaven.
00:15:13.540 They will, uh...
00:15:14.320 Work on, uh...
00:15:16.560 On epic things.
00:15:21.080 To, uh...
00:15:23.080 To appease Malekith, the Witch King.
00:15:26.400 We have gained a follower.
00:15:28.260 It is sometimes necessary to employ silver-tongued diplomacy to achieve one's desired ends.
00:15:35.860 That is absolutely true.
00:15:37.800 That is a good, um...
00:15:39.440 Thing to have.
00:15:40.640 So, diplomatic relations.
00:15:42.060 Plus ten with all factions.
00:15:44.080 Faction wide.
00:15:48.600 And, um...
00:15:50.200 Yeah, we have, uh...
00:15:51.880 Achieved this mission.
00:15:52.600 While in dock at...
00:15:54.280 I will never learn to pronounce that.
00:15:58.960 Um...
00:15:59.960 Oh, well.
00:16:00.820 The Skaven strike.
00:16:02.240 Their sorcerous leader believes that they have weakened the Krakenlord.
00:16:05.540 And while he licks his wounds and pride in port, the Ratman will take the spoils and infamy for themselves.
00:16:10.920 But they could not be more wrong.
00:16:14.660 They are not the hunters, but the hunted.
00:16:17.500 Fellheart knew.
00:16:19.420 The creature that cursed his helm would attempt an incursion here.
00:16:23.880 So his crew lay in wait for the Skaven thieves to board.
00:16:27.840 After the day is done, Fellheart shall sluice the deck in rat blood and restore the Helm of the Kraken to its former luster.
00:16:37.140 Uh...
00:16:37.500 Okay, so we have the Helm of the Kraken now.
00:16:39.640 And it, uh...
00:16:41.860 Causes terror.
00:16:43.280 That is good.
00:16:44.040 And it, uh...
00:16:45.600 Has a regeneration boost.
00:16:48.580 So, uh...
00:16:49.560 Absolutely joyous to, uh...
00:16:52.320 To see.
00:16:53.820 So, what I will do now is, uh...
00:16:56.620 That I will probably...
00:16:58.460 Take a few turns.
00:17:00.640 And, uh...
00:17:02.640 See what the crack is.
00:17:04.340 But I will do that in...
00:17:05.640 The next episode.
00:17:06.980 I just wanted to, um...
00:17:08.980 Game a bit.
00:17:10.160 And also respond to the mewing question.
00:17:13.780 So, thank you for watching.
00:17:16.280 XOXO.
00:17:17.200 Boom.