The Golden One - November 08, 2018


Lokhir Fellheart. Total War： Warhammer II. Corsair Conquest Part 1


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Vampire Coast DLC is out and it's an absolute masterpiece! We look at the new factions and how they fit into the lore of the game and the lore from the books. I also talk about the campaign I'm running with Lukir Felhart.

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00:00:00.000 Hello lads, I've been spending my entire day in Photoshop and Word doing some supplement labels
00:00:09.600 so I thought to take a much-needed break and fortunately for me and for you it has been a
00:00:18.060 release of the Vampire Coast DLC so I have been quite excited for this to be perfectly honest I
00:00:26.700 will admit that to myself and to you that I've been excited for a DLC to this very fine game
00:00:33.840 now obviously I've been talking highly of this game before and I will say so again
00:00:38.760 it's an absolute masterpiece and I thought too before we get into the actual campaign
00:00:46.620 we're just gonna look through the new factions I've already decided upon which 0.65
00:00:52.680 faction to play but we're gonna look through the the Vampire Coast mad cunts 0.88
00:00:59.220 first so as Luthor Harkon first and foremost quite aesthetic weapon shield there
00:01:10.920 and infamy and loyalty pirate coves gain infamy and leech wealth from unsuspecting
00:01:22.980 settlements owners where these hideouts have been formed okay so that's actually
00:01:28.300 a quite cool thing I suppose that could be nice and count Noctilus epic name if
00:01:37.140 anything the Dreadfleet so I didn't actually play Dreadfleet the board game when it came out but
00:01:43.680 I know at least that it's from there and Aranesa Saltspite looks like a war dance or something 0.84
00:01:56.400 um not familiar with this character actually um but she it looks like she doesn't like 0.99
00:02:04.260 my kind she doesn't like Norsk and tribes at all uh income from raiding plus 50 percent okay so
00:02:13.640 chance of finding treasure maps all right I think this is something new as well in this DLC so that
00:02:20.120 might be a cool feature to um to check out and then lastly we have a a bulk bra woman uh some sort 1.00
00:02:34.400 of um Bretonian undead I like that the um the singing
00:02:42.320 so anyway enough about that the campaign I thought to start uh is with Lukir Felhart now obviously I was
00:02:54.120 hoping for this um DLC to have Molly's Darkblade because you all know that I've read the books it
00:03:01.320 was quite some time since I read the books so if I'd read it today I might have um not liked it as much
00:03:08.160 because in retrospect he was quite he was quite gruesome in uh in the books to say the least but um
00:03:14.840 what I like with the books is at least that he you know he's setting the pace high throughout the entire
00:03:20.900 um book series and just keeps uh pushing the pace and being an overall high testosterone high thumos and 0.58
00:03:29.620 high energy mad cunt but uh this guy obviously highly aesthetic as well and then uh I like the dark elf 0.88
00:03:38.040 um dark elves in the lore of uh warhammer so uh he starts with some black arc corsairs 0.94
00:03:48.720 absolute aesthetic units I actually had quite a few of these models back in the day but I sold my
00:03:56.320 dark elf army uh feral manticore right that sounds high testosterone also income from slave pen 0.57
00:04:08.020 and slave markets okay that's good because then we can capture a lot of slaves and have them work
00:04:13.740 in our in our industries and uh upkeep reduction for black arc corsairs absolutely great so anyway I've
00:04:26.160 been uh talking enough I suppose so we'll just gonna legendary we will not go with legendary that was the
00:04:32.580 last that was from the last campaign I played which was with crone hellebron really nice uh campaign
00:04:38.560 I played that during the summer when I also needed much needed breaks from um designing things so anyway
00:04:45.740 we're gonna go with very hard which is my standard difficulty settings for a total war anyway let's get
00:04:52.760 on with it boom
00:04:54.340 the world has seen countless murders but one killing stands above all others one death that has shaped the world
00:05:09.920 Malekith son of Aenarian was betrayed the elven princes crowned Belshana as the second phoenix king
00:05:21.040 so Malekith brooded and poured his hate into a single cup Malekith toasted Belshana then stepped over his
00:05:34.420 dying body and into the sacred flame of kings but the fire stripped his flesh and with a final scream
00:05:44.200 he hurled himself back from whence he came
00:05:46.980 his body was taken north and a suit of armor forged Malekith was reborn
00:05:57.600 the witch king and in his shadow legions raised 1.00
00:06:08.320 decades of civil war followed then Malekith embarked on the most ruthless of plans 1.00
00:06:18.860 his sorcerers would unbind the magic of the great vortex
00:06:23.740 created by Kalidor dragon tamer and his elven mages the vortex siphons the winds of magic 0.99
00:06:33.140 keeping the demon tide at bay
00:06:35.800 Malekith's spell was flung at the vortex but Kalidor himself broke through the mists of time 1.00
00:06:45.580 to deflect the titanic force back at its casters
00:06:49.620 the shadow lands were ravaged sundered
00:06:54.900 you live you die you live you die 0.94
00:07:20.900 the dragon with two tails hangs in the sky and you indulge in petty games
00:07:27.900 you summoned me your highness you bring this witch here she's well versed in war and prophecies 0.99
00:07:35.900 she will betray you my son as all have done she's indebted to me i have her soul
00:07:42.900 step forward
00:08:04.900 Forward, Felicion the Heart Keeper.
00:08:09.380 The comet disrupts the Vortex.
00:08:12.180 Whilst it is weak, a prophecy can be fulfilled.
00:08:15.940 Of a king who consumes the heart of Ulthuan.
00:08:20.580 My son will take its power and our vengeance.
00:08:25.940 Find the Oracle. She knows what to do.
00:08:30.180 I am willing to serve, to earn my soul's release.
00:08:48.500 The Tower of Blessed Dread rests off the Mangrove Coast.
00:08:53.220 But I will not linger here, for the jungles are ripe for the pillaging.
00:08:58.020 In the north lies a mass of ancient ruins, holding untold treasures and secrets within.
00:09:06.660 And beyond that is a greater prize, one the reptiles claim as the first city. 0.98
00:09:13.860 It shall be mine.
00:09:16.020 Yet Mathlan urges caution that far inland.
00:09:19.620 The dwarves of these mountains hoard great wealth, and shall be stubborn in relinquishing it. 1.00
00:09:25.940 Further south lies an infestation of bubonic proportions, ready to corrupt any bounty we gain. 0.68
00:09:34.500 This vermin must be driven from their nests. 0.97
00:09:39.300 But first, these accursed reptiles draw my attention. 0.90
00:09:44.020 They will bask in Sotex's gaze no more.
00:09:47.300 For I feel a friction of excitement from my Corsairs. 1.00
00:09:51.620 The Krakenlord is on the hunt!
00:09:54.660 Highly epic, if anything.
00:10:00.740 So, yeah, I hope you enjoyed that trailer.
00:10:05.060 If you haven't seen that before, the Dark Elf Malekith story.
00:10:08.660 I think they are so well made in this game.
00:10:11.940 The intro story setting things, as it were. 0.99
00:10:17.220 And obviously, bonus to this mad cunt for saying, almost saying bubonic plague level sickening. 0.99
00:10:24.660 So, yes, a Skaven presence of bubonic plague level magnitude. 1.00
00:10:32.980 Or something like that.
00:10:34.500 Anyway, really epic place to be.
00:10:37.220 I like the sense of being here in the jungle on search for plunder.
00:10:44.740 So, obviously, first time I am playing this particular.
00:10:49.060 Dark Elf Malekith has commanded all loyal subjects to deliver the vortex to him. 0.99
00:10:54.180 And I shall be the one to gift him the power he desires.
00:10:58.740 I, Locke here, Felheart, am not content with my current renown.
00:11:04.020 The completion of this task will earn me the respect and admiration of all.
00:11:10.100 Even the Witch King himself. 0.76
00:11:12.500 A most worthy cause to serve your king loyally.
00:11:18.660 And to seek the respect and admiration of your peers.
00:11:22.740 Definitely a good message.
00:11:25.300 So, capture and occupy a settlement belonging to the following faction.
00:11:30.020 Sudden Sentinels.
00:11:32.020 Alright.
00:11:33.300 How about this one?
00:11:35.460 Uh, might be a good idea.
00:11:41.620 Perhaps we should actually...
00:11:48.100 Perhaps recruit some units before we go on the offensive there.
00:11:52.260 And, uh, yeah, that's...
00:11:55.620 We see upkeep is, uh, definitely lowered there.
00:11:59.220 So, um...
00:12:03.540 Aha! 0.94
00:12:04.020 We're standing in enemy territory.
00:12:06.740 I suppose that's why we can't recruit anything.
00:12:10.660 So we're gonna go back and, uh...
00:12:12.820 Yes, immediately.
00:12:14.820 Boom, boom, and, uh...
00:12:16.820 There we are.
00:12:18.820 And then we can get at them.
00:12:22.820 Let's see if we can build something fun.
00:12:24.820 Let's see if we can build something fun.
00:12:29.140 No, we can't really.
00:12:30.100 We can request additional slaves, though.
00:12:32.900 Even though we haven't really.
00:12:34.420 We don't have any slaves yet.
00:12:37.780 We can also research some sort of...
00:12:43.220 Okay, this is always good.
00:12:44.420 Battle as business.
00:12:45.780 Income from post-battle loot.
00:12:47.300 Plus 10%.
00:12:48.260 Always a good idea.
00:12:50.980 We're gonna check diplomacy.
00:12:52.420 Let's see if we can...
00:12:53.540 Do something fun here.
00:12:57.540 Clan spitter.
00:13:00.260 Do you want to trade with me?
00:13:03.940 No, do you want a non-aggression pact?
00:13:05.540 Maybe.
00:13:09.460 Well, thank you.
00:13:11.300 Court of Libaras.
00:13:17.460 Okay.
00:13:18.740 I would want to trade with you, but you don't seem eager at all.
00:13:22.580 So we're just gonna go with a non-aggression pact.
00:13:29.700 All right, let's take the turn and then see what the crack is.
00:13:34.500 So, speaking of nothing at all, I have, since I've gone off coffee, something I will elaborate on in a coming separate video, but I've gone off coffee.
00:13:45.780 So I've started drinking tea every once in a while.
00:13:49.060 Not the same extent as I drank coffee before, but drinking some tea, and now I'm currently sipping on some orange rooibos, and I must say that it's rather delicious, so if you happen to stumble upon orange rooibos, you can definitely try it out.
00:14:08.260 All right, let's see what these guys might do.
00:14:22.340 So they are recruiting, at least.
00:14:28.340 And what can we do here?
00:14:30.100 If we can place this there, boom, that's good, because now we see this area can be used to reinforce this guy.
00:14:48.980 Okay, so we're actually just going to, um...
00:14:53.140 Try.
00:14:56.020 Sacrifice them to Mathlan. 0.95
00:14:59.860 Okay, that's good.
00:15:01.280 And Mathlan is the sea god.
00:15:05.860 I'm gonna go with a quick save, in case I completely mess up.
00:15:10.320 So here are the spells that are being, uh, bestowed upon us via, uh, the, um, the Black Ark.
00:15:17.280 So this should be a quite good, uh, battle to, um, do in this particular episode.
00:15:28.320 All right, we are in the battle, and, um...
00:15:32.320 I'm just gonna start...
00:15:34.320 ...now, and, um...
00:15:35.320 ...we're just gonna charge down this unfortunate, um, but brave, I must admit, uh, Lizardmen. 1.00
00:15:49.080 And then we can form up an OBC.
00:15:53.960 Perhaps we should hurry up to this high ground, otherwise they can...
00:15:57.320 ...no, actually, we can form a line here, since we have the missile advantage.
00:16:08.840 I, uh, would assume, at least, so then they can come to us.
00:16:14.920 I think that's a reasonable course of action.
00:16:17.560 And there's our Feral Manticore.
00:16:28.840 Oh, and he is actually getting...
00:16:31.240 ...he's getting wrecked by, uh, this Soros Oldblood. 0.87
00:16:35.640 Uh...
00:16:38.120 Dreaded Dualist.
00:16:39.720 Okay, let's, um, perhaps utilize that.
00:16:42.920 All right, let's, um, disengage you, and, uh, I miscalculated that just a bit.
00:17:01.160 Um, now let's see.
00:17:05.880 You can actually head into those lads immediately,
00:17:09.480 and we can utilize this dreaded dualist thing.
00:17:20.360 Boom, there we go.
00:17:29.560 And there is the, uh, the dread arc, uh, that is aiding us.
00:17:39.640 And now we have a Sky Cauldron can be placed there, I suppose.
00:17:46.200 And now, obviously what I want to do is to get behind these units with my missile.
00:17:53.160 And this was badly timed by me, because now they have the high ground there,
00:17:57.320 thus gaining a, I think is, uh, this way in this game as well,
00:18:01.800 that they get a, uh, a bonus
00:18:03.880 for, um, being on the high ground.
00:18:16.200 Okay, our Feral Manticore, he is, um, yeah, he's doing good work there.
00:18:21.960 I must, uh, most definitely give him that.
00:18:24.840 And now, let us see.
00:18:39.320 These guys, they have insulted Matlan and need to be illuminated.
00:18:45.080 I'm going to go to Soul Rain there.
00:19:00.520 Aha, these, uh, ah, he has rallied.
00:19:04.680 That's not good at all.
00:19:06.680 That is not good in the least.
00:19:09.560 I can, I can tell you that much.
00:19:12.680 Hopefully the dreaded duelist here can, um, can redeem this situation.
00:19:26.680 Okay, so we have to, um, restructure.
00:19:39.400 Aha, so our, our gallant lord is, um, is currently running away.
00:19:45.400 That's not, um, it's not particularly what I wanted to, um, see here, but, uh, it is what it is, I suppose.
00:19:56.680 Oh, this is, uh, this is rather embarrassing.
00:20:11.960 Getting beat in, um, in this very opening sequence of, uh, of this let's play campaign.
00:20:27.320 How blasphemous.
00:20:47.720 Okay, so,
00:20:48.440 Lokir must do everything he can to survive, and we do have our Manticore bra, who can hopefully help
00:20:59.880 Lokir over there.
00:21:01.480 And, uh, okay, so we have these, um, old bloods who are wreaking, uh, chaos and mayhem in our troops. 0.97
00:21:17.000 Two old bloods. 1.00
00:21:19.000 Maybe we can shoot them so that they will run away. 1.00
00:21:23.800 I don't know. 1.00
00:21:24.680 Okay, epic.
00:21:26.440 Our gallant leader here has, um, broken, routed these, uh, these guys.
00:21:33.160 Okay, it actually looks quite good.
00:21:36.120 Boom.
00:21:36.520 There we are.
00:21:38.360 Absolutely, an absolute relief.
00:21:41.720 A Pyrrhic victory.
00:21:43.720 So, uh, a good start after all.
00:21:45.560 It looked quite bleak there for a moment, but, um,
00:21:48.520 um, fortunately, Lokir rallied and, um, could come back to upholster his troops.
00:21:55.800 The Krakenlord always wins.
00:22:09.000 We must fill the slave decks.
00:22:11.000 Actually, it's the only reasonable course of action.
00:22:16.920 And now, the question remains.
00:22:20.520 If we can actually, ah, perfect, then we will just, uh, do like that.
00:22:32.520 And our manticore just survived.
00:22:36.680 That's, um, good to see.
00:22:39.560 Loot and occupy.
00:22:43.640 Hmm.
00:22:45.800 That sounds like a, uh, reasonable course of action.
00:22:50.520 The reptiles impede my search for scrolls, and in doing so, delay my tribute to Malekith. 1.00
00:22:57.640 While the Witch King doesn't intimidate me as he does my other kin, I cannot afford his ire. 0.99
00:23:04.440 The coldbloods are in my way, and so must be removed.
00:23:14.840 Perfect.
00:23:17.800 Corsair Conquest.
00:23:19.960 All right, then I will just, um, look through the, um, what kind of fun things this guy has on, um, here.
00:23:28.840 Okay, so it's basically the, the regular things up until we get to, um,
00:23:32.920 um, to do these sort of things.
00:23:35.960 They look, uh, Patriarch of the Fellhearts.
00:23:39.720 Epic.
00:23:40.600 But we're gonna go with Root Marcher, as it is right now, and, um, we can
00:23:47.800 demolish this and build something fun, and then we can repair this, and, uh, I suppose upgrade, uh, this one.
00:23:58.760 All right, that will have to be this episode, and if you have watched this far, comment,
00:24:12.200 we must sacrifice George Soros to Mathlan.
00:24:18.920 Comment that below if you have watched this far.
00:24:21.880 So anyway, have a glorious rest of your evening or day.
00:24:28.600 XOXO, boom.