The Golden One - November 08, 2018


Lokhir Fellheart. Total War： Warhammer II. Corsair Conquest Part 1


Episode Stats

Length

24 minutes

Words per Minute

98.36467

Word Count

2,410

Sentence Count

169

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

21


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello lads, I've been spending my entire day in Photoshop and Word doing some supplement labels
00:00:09.600 so I thought to take a much-needed break and fortunately for me and for you it has been a
00:00:18.060 release of the Vampire Coast DLC so I have been quite excited for this to be perfectly honest I
00:00:26.700 will admit that to myself and to you that I've been excited for a DLC to this very fine game
00:00:33.840 now obviously I've been talking highly of this game before and I will say so again
00:00:38.760 it's an absolute masterpiece and I thought too before we get into the actual campaign
00:00:46.620 we're just gonna look through the new factions I've already decided upon which
00:00:52.680 faction to play but we're gonna look through the the Vampire Coast mad cunts
00:00:59.220 first so as Luthor Harkon first and foremost quite aesthetic weapon shield there
00:01:10.920 and infamy and loyalty pirate coves gain infamy and leech wealth from unsuspecting
00:01:22.980 settlements owners where these hideouts have been formed okay so that's actually
00:01:28.300 a quite cool thing I suppose that could be nice and count Noctilus epic name if
00:01:37.140 anything the Dreadfleet so I didn't actually play Dreadfleet the board game when it came out but
00:01:43.680 I know at least that it's from there and Aranesa Saltspite looks like a war dance or something
00:01:56.400 um not familiar with this character actually um but she it looks like she doesn't like
00:02:04.260 my kind she doesn't like Norsk and tribes at all uh income from raiding plus 50 percent okay so
00:02:13.640 chance of finding treasure maps all right I think this is something new as well in this DLC so that
00:02:20.120 might be a cool feature to um to check out and then lastly we have a a bulk bra woman uh some sort
00:02:34.400 of um Bretonian undead I like that the um the singing
00:02:42.320 so anyway enough about that the campaign I thought to start uh is with Lukir Felhart now obviously I was
00:02:54.120 hoping for this um DLC to have Molly's Darkblade because you all know that I've read the books it
00:03:01.320 was quite some time since I read the books so if I'd read it today I might have um not liked it as much
00:03:08.160 because in retrospect he was quite he was quite gruesome in uh in the books to say the least but um
00:03:14.840 what I like with the books is at least that he you know he's setting the pace high throughout the entire
00:03:20.900 um book series and just keeps uh pushing the pace and being an overall high testosterone high thumos and
00:03:29.620 high energy mad cunt but uh this guy obviously highly aesthetic as well and then uh I like the dark elf
00:03:38.040 um dark elves in the lore of uh warhammer so uh he starts with some black arc corsairs
00:03:48.720 absolute aesthetic units I actually had quite a few of these models back in the day but I sold my
00:03:56.320 dark elf army uh feral manticore right that sounds high testosterone also income from slave pen
00:04:08.020 and slave markets okay that's good because then we can capture a lot of slaves and have them work
00:04:13.740 in our in our industries and uh upkeep reduction for black arc corsairs absolutely great so anyway I've
00:04:26.160 been uh talking enough I suppose so we'll just gonna legendary we will not go with legendary that was the
00:04:32.580 last that was from the last campaign I played which was with crone hellebron really nice uh campaign
00:04:38.560 I played that during the summer when I also needed much needed breaks from um designing things so anyway
00:04:45.740 we're gonna go with very hard which is my standard difficulty settings for a total war anyway let's get
00:04:52.760 on with it boom
00:04:54.340 the world has seen countless murders but one killing stands above all others one death that has shaped the world
00:05:09.920 Malekith son of Aenarian was betrayed the elven princes crowned Belshana as the second phoenix king
00:05:21.040 so Malekith brooded and poured his hate into a single cup Malekith toasted Belshana then stepped over his
00:05:34.420 dying body and into the sacred flame of kings but the fire stripped his flesh and with a final scream
00:05:44.200 he hurled himself back from whence he came
00:05:46.980 his body was taken north and a suit of armor forged Malekith was reborn
00:05:57.600 the witch king and in his shadow legions raised
00:06:08.320 decades of civil war followed then Malekith embarked on the most ruthless of plans
00:06:18.860 his sorcerers would unbind the magic of the great vortex
00:06:23.740 created by Kalidor dragon tamer and his elven mages the vortex siphons the winds of magic
00:06:33.140 keeping the demon tide at bay
00:06:35.800 Malekith's spell was flung at the vortex but Kalidor himself broke through the mists of time
00:06:45.580 to deflect the titanic force back at its casters
00:06:49.620 the shadow lands were ravaged sundered
00:06:54.900 you live you die you live you die
00:07:20.900 the dragon with two tails hangs in the sky and you indulge in petty games
00:07:27.900 you summoned me your highness you bring this witch here she's well versed in war and prophecies
00:07:35.900 she will betray you my son as all have done she's indebted to me i have her soul
00:07:42.900 step forward
00:08:04.900 Forward, Felicion the Heart Keeper.
00:08:09.380 The comet disrupts the Vortex.
00:08:12.180 Whilst it is weak, a prophecy can be fulfilled.
00:08:15.940 Of a king who consumes the heart of Ulthuan.
00:08:20.580 My son will take its power and our vengeance.
00:08:25.940 Find the Oracle. She knows what to do.
00:08:30.180 I am willing to serve, to earn my soul's release.
00:08:48.500 The Tower of Blessed Dread rests off the Mangrove Coast.
00:08:53.220 But I will not linger here, for the jungles are ripe for the pillaging.
00:08:58.020 In the north lies a mass of ancient ruins, holding untold treasures and secrets within.
00:09:06.660 And beyond that is a greater prize, one the reptiles claim as the first city.
00:09:13.860 It shall be mine.
00:09:16.020 Yet Mathlan urges caution that far inland.
00:09:19.620 The dwarves of these mountains hoard great wealth, and shall be stubborn in relinquishing it.
00:09:25.940 Further south lies an infestation of bubonic proportions, ready to corrupt any bounty we gain.
00:09:34.500 This vermin must be driven from their nests.
00:09:39.300 But first, these accursed reptiles draw my attention.
00:09:44.020 They will bask in Sotex's gaze no more.
00:09:47.300 For I feel a friction of excitement from my Corsairs.
00:09:51.620 The Krakenlord is on the hunt!
00:09:54.660 Highly epic, if anything.
00:10:00.740 So, yeah, I hope you enjoyed that trailer.
00:10:05.060 If you haven't seen that before, the Dark Elf Malekith story.
00:10:08.660 I think they are so well made in this game.
00:10:11.940 The intro story setting things, as it were.
00:10:17.220 And obviously, bonus to this mad cunt for saying, almost saying bubonic plague level sickening.
00:10:24.660 So, yes, a Skaven presence of bubonic plague level magnitude.
00:10:32.980 Or something like that.
00:10:34.500 Anyway, really epic place to be.
00:10:37.220 I like the sense of being here in the jungle on search for plunder.
00:10:44.740 So, obviously, first time I am playing this particular.
00:10:49.060 Dark Elf Malekith has commanded all loyal subjects to deliver the vortex to him.
00:10:54.180 And I shall be the one to gift him the power he desires.
00:10:58.740 I, Locke here, Felheart, am not content with my current renown.
00:11:04.020 The completion of this task will earn me the respect and admiration of all.
00:11:10.100 Even the Witch King himself.
00:11:12.500 A most worthy cause to serve your king loyally.
00:11:18.660 And to seek the respect and admiration of your peers.
00:11:22.740 Definitely a good message.
00:11:25.300 So, capture and occupy a settlement belonging to the following faction.
00:11:30.020 Sudden Sentinels.
00:11:32.020 Alright.
00:11:33.300 How about this one?
00:11:35.460 Uh, might be a good idea.
00:11:41.620 Perhaps we should actually...
00:11:48.100 Perhaps recruit some units before we go on the offensive there.
00:11:52.260 And, uh, yeah, that's...
00:11:55.620 We see upkeep is, uh, definitely lowered there.
00:11:59.220 So, um...
00:12:03.540 Aha!
00:12:04.020 We're standing in enemy territory.
00:12:06.740 I suppose that's why we can't recruit anything.
00:12:10.660 So we're gonna go back and, uh...
00:12:12.820 Yes, immediately.
00:12:14.820 Boom, boom, and, uh...
00:12:16.820 There we are.
00:12:18.820 And then we can get at them.
00:12:22.820 Let's see if we can build something fun.
00:12:24.820 Let's see if we can build something fun.
00:12:29.140 No, we can't really.
00:12:30.100 We can request additional slaves, though.
00:12:32.900 Even though we haven't really.
00:12:34.420 We don't have any slaves yet.
00:12:37.780 We can also research some sort of...
00:12:43.220 Okay, this is always good.
00:12:44.420 Battle as business.
00:12:45.780 Income from post-battle loot.
00:12:47.300 Plus 10%.
00:12:48.260 Always a good idea.
00:12:50.980 We're gonna check diplomacy.
00:12:52.420 Let's see if we can...
00:12:53.540 Do something fun here.
00:12:57.540 Clan spitter.
00:13:00.260 Do you want to trade with me?
00:13:03.940 No, do you want a non-aggression pact?
00:13:05.540 Maybe.
00:13:09.460 Well, thank you.
00:13:11.300 Court of Libaras.
00:13:17.460 Okay.
00:13:18.740 I would want to trade with you, but you don't seem eager at all.
00:13:22.580 So we're just gonna go with a non-aggression pact.
00:13:29.700 All right, let's take the turn and then see what the crack is.
00:13:34.500 So, speaking of nothing at all, I have, since I've gone off coffee, something I will elaborate on in a coming separate video, but I've gone off coffee.
00:13:45.780 So I've started drinking tea every once in a while.
00:13:49.060 Not the same extent as I drank coffee before, but drinking some tea, and now I'm currently sipping on some orange rooibos, and I must say that it's rather delicious, so if you happen to stumble upon orange rooibos, you can definitely try it out.
00:14:08.260 All right, let's see what these guys might do.
00:14:22.340 So they are recruiting, at least.
00:14:28.340 And what can we do here?
00:14:30.100 If we can place this there, boom, that's good, because now we see this area can be used to reinforce this guy.
00:14:48.980 Okay, so we're actually just going to, um...
00:14:53.140 Try.
00:14:56.020 Sacrifice them to Mathlan.
00:14:59.860 Okay, that's good.
00:15:01.280 And Mathlan is the sea god.
00:15:05.860 I'm gonna go with a quick save, in case I completely mess up.
00:15:10.320 So here are the spells that are being, uh, bestowed upon us via, uh, the, um, the Black Ark.
00:15:17.280 So this should be a quite good, uh, battle to, um, do in this particular episode.
00:15:28.320 All right, we are in the battle, and, um...
00:15:32.320 I'm just gonna start...
00:15:34.320 ...now, and, um...
00:15:35.320 ...we're just gonna charge down this unfortunate, um, but brave, I must admit, uh, Lizardmen.
00:15:49.080 And then we can form up an OBC.
00:15:53.960 Perhaps we should hurry up to this high ground, otherwise they can...
00:15:57.320 ...no, actually, we can form a line here, since we have the missile advantage.
00:16:08.840 I, uh, would assume, at least, so then they can come to us.
00:16:14.920 I think that's a reasonable course of action.
00:16:17.560 And there's our Feral Manticore.
00:16:28.840 Oh, and he is actually getting...
00:16:31.240 ...he's getting wrecked by, uh, this Soros Oldblood.
00:16:35.640 Uh...
00:16:38.120 Dreaded Dualist.
00:16:39.720 Okay, let's, um, perhaps utilize that.
00:16:42.920 All right, let's, um, disengage you, and, uh, I miscalculated that just a bit.
00:17:01.160 Um, now let's see.
00:17:05.880 You can actually head into those lads immediately,
00:17:09.480 and we can utilize this dreaded dualist thing.
00:17:20.360 Boom, there we go.
00:17:29.560 And there is the, uh, the dread arc, uh, that is aiding us.
00:17:39.640 And now we have a Sky Cauldron can be placed there, I suppose.
00:17:46.200 And now, obviously what I want to do is to get behind these units with my missile.
00:17:53.160 And this was badly timed by me, because now they have the high ground there,
00:17:57.320 thus gaining a, I think is, uh, this way in this game as well,
00:18:01.800 that they get a, uh, a bonus
00:18:03.880 for, um, being on the high ground.
00:18:16.200 Okay, our Feral Manticore, he is, um, yeah, he's doing good work there.
00:18:21.960 I must, uh, most definitely give him that.
00:18:24.840 And now, let us see.
00:18:39.320 These guys, they have insulted Matlan and need to be illuminated.
00:18:45.080 I'm going to go to Soul Rain there.
00:19:00.520 Aha, these, uh, ah, he has rallied.
00:19:04.680 That's not good at all.
00:19:06.680 That is not good in the least.
00:19:09.560 I can, I can tell you that much.
00:19:12.680 Hopefully the dreaded duelist here can, um, can redeem this situation.
00:19:26.680 Okay, so we have to, um, restructure.
00:19:39.400 Aha, so our, our gallant lord is, um, is currently running away.
00:19:45.400 That's not, um, it's not particularly what I wanted to, um, see here, but, uh, it is what it is, I suppose.
00:19:56.680 Oh, this is, uh, this is rather embarrassing.
00:20:11.960 Getting beat in, um, in this very opening sequence of, uh, of this let's play campaign.
00:20:27.320 How blasphemous.
00:20:47.720 Okay, so,
00:20:48.440 Lokir must do everything he can to survive, and we do have our Manticore bra, who can hopefully help
00:20:59.880 Lokir over there.
00:21:01.480 And, uh, okay, so we have these, um, old bloods who are wreaking, uh, chaos and mayhem in our troops.
00:21:17.000 Two old bloods.
00:21:19.000 Maybe we can shoot them so that they will run away.
00:21:23.800 I don't know.
00:21:24.680 Okay, epic.
00:21:26.440 Our gallant leader here has, um, broken, routed these, uh, these guys.
00:21:33.160 Okay, it actually looks quite good.
00:21:36.120 Boom.
00:21:36.520 There we are.
00:21:38.360 Absolutely, an absolute relief.
00:21:41.720 A Pyrrhic victory.
00:21:43.720 So, uh, a good start after all.
00:21:45.560 It looked quite bleak there for a moment, but, um,
00:21:48.520 um, fortunately, Lokir rallied and, um, could come back to upholster his troops.
00:21:55.800 The Krakenlord always wins.
00:22:09.000 We must fill the slave decks.
00:22:11.000 Actually, it's the only reasonable course of action.
00:22:16.920 And now, the question remains.
00:22:20.520 If we can actually, ah, perfect, then we will just, uh, do like that.
00:22:32.520 And our manticore just survived.
00:22:36.680 That's, um, good to see.
00:22:39.560 Loot and occupy.
00:22:43.640 Hmm.
00:22:45.800 That sounds like a, uh, reasonable course of action.
00:22:50.520 The reptiles impede my search for scrolls, and in doing so, delay my tribute to Malekith.
00:22:57.640 While the Witch King doesn't intimidate me as he does my other kin, I cannot afford his ire.
00:23:04.440 The coldbloods are in my way, and so must be removed.
00:23:14.840 Perfect.
00:23:17.800 Corsair Conquest.
00:23:19.960 All right, then I will just, um, look through the, um, what kind of fun things this guy has on, um, here.
00:23:28.840 Okay, so it's basically the, the regular things up until we get to, um,
00:23:32.920 um, to do these sort of things.
00:23:35.960 They look, uh, Patriarch of the Fellhearts.
00:23:39.720 Epic.
00:23:40.600 But we're gonna go with Root Marcher, as it is right now, and, um, we can
00:23:47.800 demolish this and build something fun, and then we can repair this, and, uh, I suppose upgrade, uh, this one.
00:23:58.760 All right, that will have to be this episode, and if you have watched this far, comment,
00:24:12.200 we must sacrifice George Soros to Mathlan.
00:24:18.920 Comment that below if you have watched this far.
00:24:21.880 So anyway, have a glorious rest of your evening or day.
00:24:28.600 XOXO, boom.