The Golden One - June 16, 2014


New Magic Items


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

126.375

Word Count

337

Sentence Count

34

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends.
00:00:12.000 Just watched the last episode of Game of Thrones.
00:00:15.000 You see an epic as fuck.
00:00:18.000 That, along with the 9th episode, is gonna serve as many a pre-workout in the future.
00:00:24.000 But, today I wanna show you my new magic items that I have bought from two different merchants.
00:00:34.000 You can link their websites below, so you can show them some support.
00:00:39.000 And first, it's the Shoes of Strength.
00:00:43.000 It's regular Adi Power right here to help with my squats.
00:00:51.000 And first try of them today, actually, during the squats, felt really fucking good.
00:00:56.000 So, I hope I will acquire lots of glory with them.
00:01:01.000 So yeah, they felt really good.
00:01:04.000 And, more glorious, the Belt of Eternal Glory.
00:01:09.000 Like this, custom made, lifetime guarantee, and customized text.
00:01:14.000 That is fucking juicy, and epic, and glorious as fuck.
00:01:20.000 Look at that.
00:01:22.000 Fuck yeah.
00:01:23.000 So, um, I was gonna take, like, the High King or Laspa first.
00:01:27.000 But then I was like, I'm gonna look at that.
00:01:29.000 And remember the, not the hardship, but the glory that comes of all the heavy fucking work and heavy lifting.
00:01:37.000 So if I'm at the competition and see that fucking text, when I put it on, and like, fucking go time.
00:01:44.000 And disregard doubt, fear, and everything.
00:01:47.000 But then you think of the fucking glory that will come if I push myself and give everything I fucking got.
00:01:53.000 So, um, yeah, really glad of that belt.
00:01:57.000 So, now it's fucking go time.
00:01:59.000 I have the gear, I have the magic items I need.
00:02:02.000 So now just to, um, switch up my schedule a bit.
00:02:06.000 To hit everything more often.
00:02:08.000 And I will make, when I have structured it complete, I will, uh, talk to you about it.
00:02:15.000 But, yeah, I just want to show my magic items right there.
00:02:19.000 And, uh, yeah.
00:02:22.000 Yeah, I will, um, show them both off in coming training videos.
00:02:28.000 And who am I?
00:02:33.000 I am the guardian of Arthur Loren.
00:02:37.000 XOXO.
00:02:38.000 Boom!