The Golden One - December 31, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 10


Episode Stats

Length

51 minutes

Words per Minute

109.49102

Word Count

5,682

Sentence Count

787

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud Sons of Skyrim and Happy New Year. I will elaborate a bit on the meaning
00:00:13.800 of making this video today. It's a special one, it's a bit longer as well. I'm gonna
00:00:19.680 elaborate in just a second. I'm just gonna talk to good old Serana here and aside...
00:00:26.820 I will actually become a vampire, True Friends. I fell for the temptation. She was
00:00:34.680 just... She was just too gorgeous. It's intimate. Sickening.
00:00:56.820 Ross, I don't want you to feel like I'm forcing you into this. Let's not waste too
00:01:05.460 much time then. I promise to try and make this as painless as possible. Hold still.
00:01:10.820 Ah, glory to Talos.
00:01:21.060 Yeah, I thought that she... She was so juicy so I wanted to spend my eternity with her.
00:01:31.260 So yeah. Look at this. Okay, I'm doing this. I'm gonna be quite fucking clear about one
00:01:44.660 thing with you all. And that is I fucking hate New Year's Eve with a passion. I hate it very
00:01:56.540 fucking much. I have, you know, not bad memories in any way. But it's still the, you know,
00:02:05.180 the fucking obligation that, you know, you have to... You have to do something. You have to find,
00:02:15.340 you know, a good party to go to. You have to drink. You have to be, you know, out and about. You have... And the party can't be like anything small either. It's a big fucking deal.
00:02:27.340 You must help me find my Arvac. He doesn't deserve to be in a place like this.
00:02:31.340 Arvac is a horse in all actuality. Calm down. Who is Arvac?
00:02:36.340 Arvac, my horse. We came to this horrible place together. We were attacked by monsters, so I told him to run.
00:02:44.340 Please, he's such a loyal creature. And he's been running for so long. You have to save him. A place like this will change you.
00:02:53.340 How can I help him? Arvac? Arvac? Where are you? Arvac, please come back. Come back.
00:03:01.340 Alright, true friend. I will, I will aid you.
00:03:08.340 Find Arvac's skull. Come on, Serana.
00:03:10.340 So yeah, basically, that's, I'm, this is especially long. I'll see if this is especially long or if I actually make two videos today.
00:03:22.340 The 31st of December, 2014.
00:03:29.340 Just for, for the sake of that, I want to show you, perhaps you look at me and be like, oh, this guy probably has, you know, a big huge party and is always out and about.
00:03:41.340 No, that's not the case. Like, for those of you who know me a bit better, perhaps you follow my videos for a bit longer know that I'm not about the party lifestyle at all.
00:03:52.340 You know, in no way. And that's not entirely to do with, you know, I want to make optimal gains in the gym and wisdom gains and stuff like that.
00:04:01.340 It's just that I don't, like, I'm 25 now.
00:04:07.340 And, oh, look, isn't that Arvac? No.
00:04:13.340 And I don't, like, genuinely don't enjoy being out and about, you know, in the nightlife.
00:04:22.340 I have drunk alcohol, like, on a regular basis when I was younger, like 18 or so.
00:04:31.340 But I don't, I don't have any inclination towards that at all now.
00:04:37.340 And it's also the thing with the social obligation. I don't want to feel like anyone is telling me what the fuck to do.
00:04:46.340 Like, that's, no one has the right to do that.
00:04:50.340 So, this is my little, my little revolt against that.
00:04:56.340 Okay, cool.
00:05:00.340 Juicy.
00:05:02.340 What a milf. Look at her.
00:05:04.340 Greetings.
00:05:07.340 What are you doing here? Where's your father?
00:05:11.340 He doesn't know we're here. I don't have time to explain.
00:05:14.340 I must have failed.
00:05:16.340 Parkhan's found a way to decipher the prophecy, hasn't he?
00:05:19.340 No, you've got it all wrong. We're here to stop him. To make everything right.
00:05:24.340 Wait a moment. You've brought a stranger here?
00:05:28.340 Stranger? I'm a boyfriend, for God's sake. Sickening.
00:05:31.340 You, come forward. I would speak with you.
00:05:34.340 So, how has it come to pass that a vampire hunter is in the company of my daughter?
00:05:39.340 I'm actually a vampire now.
00:05:40.340 It pains me to think you'd travel with Serana under the guise of her protector, in an effort to hunt me down.
00:05:46.340 This is no ruse. I just want to keep her safe.
00:05:56.340 Coming from one who murders vampires as a trade, I find it hard to believe your intentions are noble.
00:06:03.340 Serana has sacrificed everything to prevent Harkon from completing the prophecy.
00:06:07.340 I would have expected her to explain that to you.
00:06:12.340 That's why I'm here. For the Elder Scroll.
00:06:14.340 You think I'd have the audacity to place my own daughter in that tomb, for the protection of her Elder Scroll alone?
00:06:21.340 Yes.
00:06:22.340 The Scrolls are merely a means to an end.
00:06:25.340 The key to the tyranny of the sun is Serana herself.
00:06:29.340 What do you mean, Valerica?
00:06:33.340 When I fled Castle Volcahar, I fled with two Elder Scrolls.
00:06:38.340 The Scroll I presume you found with Serana, speaks of Aureol and his arcane weapon, Aureol's bow.
00:06:46.340 The second Scroll declares that the blood of Cold Harbor's daughter will blind the eye of the dragon.
00:06:54.340 How does Serana fit in?
00:06:55.340 Like myself, Serana was a human once.
00:06:59.340 We were devout followers of Lord Molagbol.
00:07:02.340 Ah, Molagbol. Juicy.
00:07:03.340 Tradition dictates the females be offered to Molagbol on his summoning day.
00:07:08.340 You survived the ordeal.
00:07:11.340 Those that do, emerge as a pure-blooded vampire.
00:07:15.340 We call such confluences the Daughters of Cold Harbor.
00:07:19.340 Now you're beginning to see why I wanted to protect Serana, and why I've kept the other Elder Scrolls as far from her as possible.
00:07:30.340 If Harkon obtained Aureol's bow, and Serana's blood was used to taint the weapon, the tyranny of the sun would be complete.
00:07:39.340 In his eyes, she'd be dying for the good of all vampires.
00:07:47.340 I would never allow that to happen.
00:07:49.340 And how exactly do you plan on stopping him?
00:07:52.340 By killing him.
00:07:54.340 If you believe that, then you're a bigger fool than I originally suspected.
00:08:00.340 Don't you think I weighed that option before I enacted my plans?
00:08:03.340 You care nothing for Serana, or our plate.
00:08:08.340 How do you know that?
00:08:10.340 Whether or not you've become one of us in order to survive the Soul Cairn, you're still a vampire hunter at heart.
00:08:17.340 You're here because we're abominations in your mind.
00:08:21.340 Evil creatures that need to be destroyed.
00:08:24.340 Serana, this stranger aligns himself with those that would hunt you down and slay you like an animal.
00:08:34.340 Yet I should entrust you to him.
00:08:36.340 This stranger has done more for me in the brief time I've known him than you've done in centuries.
00:08:42.340 Ah, sickening. You tell her, girl.
00:08:44.340 I gave up everything I cared about to protect you from that fanatic you call a father.
00:08:49.340 Yes, he's a fanatic. He's changed.
00:08:52.340 But he's still my father. Why can't you understand how that makes me feel?
00:08:57.340 Oh, Serana. If you've only opened your eyes.
00:09:01.340 The moment your father discovers your role in the prophecy, that he needs your blood, you'll be in terrible danger.
00:09:08.340 So to protect me, you decided to shut me away from everything I cared about.
00:09:12.340 You never asked me if hiding me in that tomb was the best course of action.
00:09:16.340 You just expected me to follow you blindly.
00:09:18.340 Both of you were obsessed with your own paths.
00:09:22.340 Your motivations might have been different, but in the end, I'm still just a pawn to you two.
00:09:27.340 I want us to be a family again.
00:09:29.340 I don't know if we've ever had that.
00:09:31.340 But that's fine, it's cool.
00:09:32.340 Maybe we don't deserve that kind of happiness.
00:09:35.340 Maybe it isn't for us.
00:09:37.340 But we have to stop him, before he goes too far.
00:09:41.340 And to do that, we need the Elder Scroll.
00:09:44.340 I'm sorry, Serana.
00:09:46.340 I didn't know.
00:09:48.340 I didn't see. I've allowed my hatred of your father to estrange us for too long.
00:09:53.340 Forgive me.
00:09:55.340 It's cool, it's fine.
00:09:57.340 It's yours.
00:09:59.340 Your intentions are still somewhat unknown.
00:10:02.340 Before Serana, I'll assist you in any way that I can.
00:10:05.340 I want to wreck her.
00:10:09.340 Sickening.
00:10:10.340 I've been secured here ever since I was imprisoned.
00:10:13.340 Fortunately, you're in a position to breach the barrier that surrounds these ruins.
00:10:17.340 Alrighty then, then I will do it.
00:10:19.340 What do we need to do?
00:10:21.340 You need to locate the tallest of the rocky spires that surround these ruins.
00:10:25.340 At their bases, the barrier's energy is being drawn from unfortunate souls that have been exiled here.
00:10:32.340 Destroy the keepers that are tending them.
00:10:35.340 And it should bring the barrier down.
00:10:37.340 Ah, destroy the keepers.
00:10:38.340 We'll return soon.
00:10:39.340 One more word of war.
00:10:41.340 There's a dragon that calls itself Dernevere roaming the cairn.
00:10:46.340 Be wary of him.
00:10:48.340 I will.
00:10:49.340 The ideal masters have charged him with overseeing the keepers.
00:10:52.340 And will undoubtedly intervene if you're perceived as a threat.
00:10:58.340 The ideal masters.
00:11:00.340 Sickening.
00:11:02.340 And keep my daughter safe.
00:11:04.340 I will.
00:11:05.340 I will, Mother-in-law.
00:11:06.340 I will.
00:11:08.340 I will.
00:11:09.340 I will.
00:11:10.340 I will.
00:11:11.340 I will.
00:11:12.340 I will.
00:11:13.340 I will.
00:11:14.340 I will.
00:11:15.340 I will.
00:11:16.340 I will.
00:11:17.340 I will.
00:11:18.340 map. Hmm, not much use. Okay, I'm just gonna run like this. Yeah, I was going to commence
00:11:33.060 my little reasoning. Yes, so this video is dedicated to everyone who's watching this
00:11:42.520 and who are feeling the same way, you know, that New Year's Eve is a fucking mess and pain
00:11:49.840 and, you know, the obligation of finding a party destroys everything that could have
00:11:55.180 been fun with it. So for me, New Year's Eve has, I've basically had like, at most, two
00:12:07.160 or three good New Year's Eves. Otherwise, I've just felt like the, yeah, the obligation
00:12:14.760 and stress about it. But now, unfortunately, in a position where I can hang out with my
00:12:25.700 true friends in Skyrim instead, and I know that a lot of guys, and hopefully, well, perhaps
00:12:34.680 not hopefully, but some of you will also be in that situation. So you can feel that, you
00:12:39.840 know, the mighty golden one is also, you know, feeling that I would rather hang out in Skyrim
00:12:52.480 and become a vampire than, oh, look at that, than in all actuality be out and about. And
00:13:03.420 if anyone is new to the channel, I am in all actuality, I'm not, like, completely non-alcoholic,
00:13:12.860 because I can drink, you know, a beer or champagne or anything like that, or a glass of wine, but
00:13:18.940 I would never get drunk, like, that's, that's not worthy of me to get drunk.
00:13:24.080 Wow, fuck, look at that.
00:13:34.480 Shut your insolent mouth!
00:13:37.520 You're what a dog!
00:13:38.800 And I'm your...
00:13:40.080 Ah, fuck.
00:13:41.580 Ah, ha, ha, ha. Let's, uh, look at the potions. Let us look.
00:13:54.940 Ah!
00:13:57.780 Ghostly remains. Oh, look at that. Sickening.
00:14:00.380 Ah, yeah, so that's basically what I'm doing, like, with alcohol. I, I sense it more as a
00:14:06.760 cultural thing. So, obviously, if I'm in, you know, Germany, I can have a Kulch, or if
00:14:12.260 I'm in good old Ireland, I will have, um, a Guinness, or if I'm in, um, uh, just, you
00:14:19.620 know, I can, I can view it as such for accompanying food, but, uh, going out just for the drinking
00:14:26.540 is, um, it's not something that is sustainable for my lifestyle, and, you know, getting drunk
00:14:31.880 and stuff, um, I have, you know, I don't really have any problems per se, but I have lots of
00:14:39.220 things to do, and I know that getting drunk will only add to the list of, uh, you know,
00:14:47.920 it's more worse things than, that can happen than good things, so I, I tend to not, uh, not
00:14:53.900 even be bothered with it. And then again, like, as it is right now, is that actually something
00:15:05.800 we can jump into? Yeah, as it is right now, I, I only really want to, to be with my fair
00:15:18.980 maiden either way, so, um, so then, um, you know, a part routine, it won't really do much
00:15:31.180 for me. So, that was the, uh, the explanation, so I want you to feel when you watch this right
00:15:41.980 now that, um, that you are, in all, actually, hanging out with the Golden One in Skyrim, and
00:15:52.560 I've promised to make a video on this for so long now, and I will probably make a regular,
00:15:59.460 you know, talking video long about it, but, um, I might talk about it here as well right
00:16:06.900 now, why gaming is such important to me, it's like, um, took a sip of glorious Lindvalls coffee
00:16:16.520 there, is that I've always liked the game, and sometimes it's felt that, like, oh, you
00:16:26.040 should probably be out, um, you know, out partying, out being social instead of, uh, of gaming
00:16:35.080 too much, that was the case in my youth, and I know my, my parents were on me a bit, like,
00:16:39.540 oh, you know, you, you're too much at the computer, stuff like that, uh, and I felt quite stupid
00:16:46.740 sometimes, because my brother was always out and about, you know, um, oh, what are you
00:16:51.460 doing this weekend, he was like, oh, I'm gonna go to this party and that party, and I was like,
00:16:55.920 oh, I'll get, I'll probably game, um, then, like, my mates and I had a great crew back then,
00:17:04.820 they were also gamers, so, um, so he still had, like, um, a good crew, as it were
00:17:12.940 shut your insolent man
00:17:29.320 that's exactly how it goes if you stand against the Chosen of Talos, now then, now then, come on, come on, come on,
00:17:36.940 come on, come on, come on, ah, haha, sickening, that felt, uh, that felt good as fuck, so, yeah,
00:17:47.040 what I was saying, had a good crew, we played, uh, we actually had quite some LAN parts, like,
00:17:52.980 great friends, great, uh, great crack in, uh, in, in my teens right there, but at the same
00:17:59.260 time, you, you wanted to be, um, you know, cool and be out and about as well, but now,
00:18:07.340 I'm in a position where I, I decide more myself what
00:18:13.260 SHUT YOUR INSOLENT MOUTH
00:18:17.980 and hopefully, my point with that little, um, little speech was, I hope I can, you know,
00:18:30.980 show some guys that you can indeed, you know, spend your fair share in front of the computer,
00:18:38.220 yet to become really glorious, um, and, you know, successful socially and stuff like that,
00:18:46.980 uh, come on, I had too little stamina to do anything properly there, um, yeah, so that
00:19:04.380 is actually what is up with, um, like, gaming, and then also, like, uh, if you're gonna be
00:19:12.880 as big as possible, like, muscular-wise, uh, then being out and about drinking alcohol,
00:19:21.880 having that as a, as a part of your life, so that won't, simply just won't work, um, I
00:19:27.880 mean, you can ask basically anyone who is built and jacked, like, they, um, you can't have alcohol
00:19:34.880 as a part of your life, sure, you can have it as, you know, for the cultural aspect and
00:19:41.880 stuff like that, but you can't be out getting drunk, that's just not doable, like, then,
00:19:48.880 oh, look at that, a true horse, greetings horse, hi, uh, then obviously I know some, some guys
00:19:56.880 that are quite big, that, you know, drink alcohol, but they can't succeed with their, um, with
00:20:06.880 their cuts, so they are, like, big and bulked, and they struggle with it to try to stop, but, um,
00:20:12.880 that is what's, oh, fuck, he's standing in the way, fuah, I thought I dodged that, and, uh,
00:20:27.880 where is Serana in all actuality, oh, fuck, now we are out on thin ice, um, what can we
00:20:41.880 have, oh, plentiful healing, thank you, okay, I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna run and hide, I'm
00:20:55.880 gonna take another potion, and also, if you can make gaming into a social activity that
00:21:03.880 you can do instead of getting, getting shit-faced during the weekends, that will be beneficial
00:21:10.880 towards your gains, but then, like, try to, uh, try to, uh, develop your social skills
00:21:27.880 either way, because there is, like, I'm gonna be quite clear, you can't be one of those,
00:21:32.880 if you wanna be successful in life, you can't be one of those boardbuilders that only care
00:21:36.880 about their gains, only go to the gym, so you have to work on your social skills as
00:21:40.880 well, but you don't have to do that when, uh, when going out drinking, like, there are
00:21:47.880 plenty of opportunities to work on your, um, social skills either way. Sure, you will be
00:21:53.880 at a bit of a disadvantage if you, uh, if you, like, never drink, but, um, sometimes you
00:22:03.880 have to, you know, accept, accept that if you want to acquire the furthest amount of glory.
00:22:10.880 So basically, look at social, um, gatherings more, more like, uh, eating food and stuff
00:22:23.880 like that instead of, instead of drinking. That is my advice right here. But, now it's
00:22:29.880 New Year's Eve, and I hate it with a passion. It reminds me of all the, all the blasphemous
00:22:36.880 times where I had, like, the, uh, the fucking pain of, uh, figuring out something, something
00:22:43.880 cool to do. And as I said, I only had, like, a few New Year's Eves that has been, uh, you
00:22:51.880 know, successful. Hello, Valerka, what's, what's the crack fair maiden? Are you fighting
00:22:57.880 one? Who are you fighting, exactly? Come on, then. With the help of your daughter, thank
00:23:10.880 you very much. I will follow your lead. Hello, gorgeous. Follow Valerka. Hello, fair maiden.
00:23:26.880 Look how, uh, look how juicy fucking graphics of Skyrim is, um, is sickening. Ah, an alchemy table,
00:23:47.880 how quaint. Open bone yard. Look, there's a, there's a vampire hench guy. Fwoah. And then, as I've said, I believe sometime at least, Skyrim is, um, it came in November,
00:24:15.880 in November 2011, which was also, uh, like, my, um, one of the best training or gym or, uh, bodybuilding, uh, periods I've had. And I also felt a bit, you know, down, as it were. And that, Skyrim helped me greatly, you know,
00:24:43.880 get on track. Um, like, cop on in, uh, in school and, uh, and with training, so. Shut your insolent mouth!
00:24:55.880 Ugh. So, that's why I fucking love Skyrim. I do. Now then, come at me, you insolent dog.
00:25:07.880 Okay, I'm gonna roam freely to kill some. Ah. The bonemen, uh, were really bad. Uh, but that's fine, that's cool.
00:25:14.880 Okay, I'm gonna roam freely to kill some. Ah. The bonemen, uh, were really bad. Uh, but that's fine, that's cool.
00:25:22.880 Hello, mate.
00:25:27.880 Okay.
00:25:42.880 For the glory of Talos.
00:25:55.460 Talos, I love you.
00:26:02.860 I love my crossbow.
00:26:05.560 Oh.
00:26:06.880 Perhaps the curse he threw on me was that I don't regenerate the stamina.
00:26:12.200 No, that's...
00:26:13.440 Oh, fuck.
00:26:20.020 Ah, fuck.
00:26:24.080 Hold on, fair maiden.
00:26:25.680 I will save you.
00:26:31.480 Ah.
00:26:33.640 Death and glory.
00:26:36.820 Hello, maiden.
00:26:39.140 Oh, look.
00:26:40.840 He's doing crazy.
00:26:42.760 Amount of damage.
00:26:45.140 Ah.
00:26:46.240 In close combat.
00:26:48.160 I'm gonna search him before...
00:26:50.880 Don't they search him?
00:26:52.580 Why?
00:26:58.120 Oh, well.
00:27:01.880 Hello, modern law.
00:27:03.260 How are we today?
00:27:04.060 I give my astonishment.
00:27:05.660 But I never thought I'd witness the death of that dragon.
00:27:08.920 What makes you say that?
00:27:10.860 Volumes written on Donavere alleged that he can't be slain by normal means.
00:27:15.480 But I'm dragonborn.
00:27:16.500 It appears they were mistaken.
00:27:18.720 Fuck, deuces.
00:27:20.460 Go on.
00:27:21.500 Go on, fair maiden.
00:27:22.380 The dragon is as resilient as its owner's scaly hide.
00:27:26.100 It's possible that your killing blow has merely displaced Donavere's physical form while he reconstitutes himself.
00:27:32.840 Quite so.
00:27:34.820 How long will that take?
00:27:36.640 Minutes.
00:27:37.040 Hours.
00:27:38.040 Hours.
00:27:38.720 Years.
00:27:39.740 I can't even begin to guess.
00:27:42.080 I suggest we don't wait around to find out.
00:27:44.960 Now, let's get you the Elder Scroll and you can be on your way.
00:27:48.200 All righty then.
00:27:52.560 Let us do it in all actuality.
00:27:58.540 Ah, look at this.
00:27:59.680 Vigorous healing.
00:28:02.860 I'm gonna take all of these.
00:28:04.240 What did you want?
00:28:12.240 Sickening.
00:28:12.720 That's the last scroll.
00:28:14.440 Come on, let's take it to Dexion.
00:28:18.200 Now that you've retrieved the Elder Scroll, I have no choice.
00:28:24.080 As I told you before, I'm a daughter of Cole Harlan.
00:28:27.640 That must be insanely boring to be stuck here all alone in this realm.
00:28:36.820 I appreciate your concern for me, but Serrana is all that I care about.
00:28:41.600 You must keep her safe at all costs.
00:28:43.920 I can confirm I will do this in all actuality.
00:28:48.200 No matter what he promises, he'll deceive you in order to get what he wants.
00:28:53.820 And promise me you'll keep my daughter safe.
00:28:57.360 She's the only thing of value I have left.
00:28:59.920 I promise.
00:29:02.200 I promise you this.
00:29:07.240 Return to Tamriel.
00:29:08.500 Okay, we'll have to perform a little sprint.
00:29:16.120 Goodbye, dear old place.
00:29:17.980 And then my first encounter with the Elder Scrolls series was when I actually bought it as a Christmas gift for my dear brother.
00:29:38.820 Stay your weapons.
00:29:41.820 I would speak with you.
00:29:43.440 Ah, look at that.
00:29:44.700 Greetings.
00:29:46.580 I thought you were dead.
00:29:47.420 Cursed, not dead.
00:29:50.140 Doomed to exist in this form for eternity.
00:29:54.260 Trapped between Lars and Enoch.
00:29:57.840 Between life and death.
00:30:00.580 I believe in civility among seasoned warriors.
00:30:09.760 And I find your ear worthy of my words.
00:30:15.380 Sickening.
00:30:15.940 My claws have rendered the flesh of innumerable foes.
00:30:20.440 But I have never once been felled on the field of battle.
00:30:26.720 I therefore honor name you Quanarin.
00:30:31.080 Or Vanquisher in your tongue.
00:30:34.040 Fucking juicy title of glory.
00:30:37.000 I found you equally worthy.
00:30:39.040 Your words do me great honor.
00:30:42.900 Indeed.
00:30:44.320 My desire to speak with you was born from the result of our battle.
00:30:50.680 Quanarin.
00:30:52.760 Juicy.
00:30:53.620 I merely wish to respectfully ask a favor of you.
00:31:00.300 What kind of a favor?
00:31:02.400 For countless years I've roamed the Soul Cairn.
00:31:06.380 In unintended service to the Ideal Masters.
00:31:11.960 Before this I roamed the skies above Tamriel.
00:31:17.060 I desire to return there.
00:31:22.840 I fear that my time here has taken its toll upon me.
00:31:29.060 I share a bond with this strange place.
00:31:32.940 I will sever this Plasmus Bond.
00:31:34.940 If I ventured far from the Soul Cairn.
00:31:38.080 My strength would begin to wane until I was no more.
00:31:44.440 How could I help?
00:31:45.960 I will place my name with you.
00:31:48.780 And grant you the right to call my name from Tamriel.
00:31:53.580 All righty then.
00:31:54.320 Do me this simple honor.
00:31:56.740 And I will fight at your side as your Graze Mazen.
00:32:00.480 Your ally.
00:32:03.060 And teach you my Thuom.
00:32:05.160 Sickening.
00:32:08.460 Trivial in your mind perhaps.
00:32:11.460 For me it would mean a great deal.
00:32:16.440 I don't require an answer Quanarin.
00:32:20.440 Simply speak my name to the heavens.
00:32:22.760 Let us do this true friends.
00:32:24.980 Because we.
00:32:28.560 We're all.
00:32:30.500 Brothers in bonds now.
00:32:34.180 Yes.
00:32:35.360 I bought it in like.
00:32:37.520 2008.
00:32:40.480 Or if it was 2007.
00:32:42.240 Yeah.
00:32:44.420 December like Christmas 2007.
00:32:47.000 I bought.
00:32:47.620 Because he had a Playstation.
00:32:49.100 My brother.
00:32:49.900 Back when we both lived.
00:32:51.480 Lived home.
00:32:52.400 When we were younger.
00:32:55.080 And.
00:32:56.580 Then I saw it.
00:32:58.200 Like in the.
00:32:59.020 In the game shop.
00:32:59.760 And I was like.
00:33:00.260 Wow.
00:33:00.740 This game is looking.
00:33:01.980 Quite cool.
00:33:03.380 And then.
00:33:04.220 Then we began playing it like together.
00:33:06.880 Or like.
00:33:07.780 Taking turns on it.
00:33:08.660 And both of us.
00:33:10.780 Were hooked on.
00:33:12.160 Oblivion.
00:33:13.160 So like this.
00:33:14.280 The fourth.
00:33:15.980 Elder Scrolls games.
00:33:18.340 And.
00:33:19.200 We had.
00:33:19.980 Fucking epic.
00:33:21.200 Times.
00:33:22.280 You know.
00:33:22.580 It's.
00:33:23.000 And it's just such a great game.
00:33:24.300 With a.
00:33:24.940 Level of coziness.
00:33:26.240 And immersion.
00:33:27.680 So I really like.
00:33:29.100 Love even.
00:33:30.220 Oblivion.
00:33:33.920 And then all.
00:33:35.000 Then we saw Skyrim was coming out.
00:33:36.900 And we saw the graphics.
00:33:38.060 Both like.
00:33:38.660 For.
00:33:39.760 Meeting.
00:33:41.420 And we're really excited.
00:33:42.880 For that.
00:33:48.540 And then.
00:33:49.560 I also played.
00:33:51.140 Elder Scrolls online.
00:33:53.100 Only one month.
00:33:56.200 In all actuality.
00:33:57.940 Last April.
00:33:58.980 It was.
00:33:59.420 It was.
00:34:00.000 Good enough game.
00:34:01.220 I suppose.
00:34:01.920 But.
00:34:03.460 You know.
00:34:04.140 I don't.
00:34:04.680 I have.
00:34:05.280 Quite a bit of expenses.
00:34:06.260 As it is.
00:34:06.960 So I can't be.
00:34:07.720 You know.
00:34:11.380 Pay the monthly fee.
00:34:12.620 For it.
00:34:17.020 Especially when there's.
00:34:18.100 A lot of other games.
00:34:19.100 That.
00:34:19.600 I would like to.
00:34:21.140 Play.
00:34:23.280 Where.
00:34:24.180 Hello.
00:34:24.680 Serana.
00:34:25.740 Yes.
00:34:26.100 What.
00:34:29.720 Is.
00:34:30.320 In all actuality.
00:34:31.900 Ah.
00:34:32.480 Dexion.
00:34:33.180 Okay.
00:34:35.320 Alright then.
00:34:38.680 Let's go to.
00:34:39.880 Vexion.
00:34:41.140 No.
00:34:41.480 Dexion.
00:34:41.960 But.
00:34:43.200 Perhaps we can't even.
00:34:45.460 Get.
00:34:46.080 Into.
00:34:51.620 That's in Fort Darn God.
00:34:52.920 And now they see.
00:34:53.660 That I'm a vampire.
00:34:55.700 Okay.
00:34:56.260 This will be interesting.
00:34:57.880 I have no idea.
00:34:58.960 How this will.
00:35:01.300 This will.
00:35:02.920 Turn out.
00:35:03.640 Oh fuck.
00:35:07.020 Oh well.
00:35:07.800 Let's try it.
00:35:10.360 Let us try it.
00:35:15.020 Talos.
00:35:15.740 Hello Dexion.
00:35:23.080 I trust your journey was.
00:35:24.980 I'm sorry my friend.
00:35:26.860 I can no longer be of use in this.
00:35:28.520 Why?
00:35:29.760 Why?
00:35:30.360 What has happened?
00:35:31.640 It's my fault.
00:35:32.980 In my haste to read the first scroll.
00:35:35.040 I neglected the careful preparation required.
00:35:37.160 Ah.
00:35:37.660 Now he's bad.
00:35:38.620 I thought I'd be able to allay the after effects.
00:35:41.080 But I was wrong.
00:35:43.020 Now I am paying for it.
00:35:45.740 Blind?
00:35:49.040 Yes.
00:35:49.780 I'm afraid so.
00:35:51.020 Fwa.
00:35:53.100 Can anything be done to help you?
00:35:55.160 No.
00:35:56.060 It will have to run its course.
00:35:58.260 And there's always the chance I may never recover.
00:36:01.920 Then we're finished.
00:36:03.160 No.
00:36:03.700 There is another way.
00:36:05.800 The question is.
00:36:06.780 How much are you willing to risk to find Oriole's bow?
00:36:10.580 Everything.
00:36:11.780 What do I need to do?
00:36:12.880 I can't guarantee you'd be free from harm.
00:36:15.740 Becoming blind could be the least of your worries.
00:36:20.760 Scattered across Tamriel are secluded locations known only as Ancestor Glades.
00:36:26.020 There's one in Skyrim.
00:36:27.280 Ah.
00:36:27.660 Sickening.
00:36:28.280 Let us head on over there.
00:36:30.600 Performing the ritual of the Ancestor Moth within the Glade should provide the answers you seek.
00:36:36.720 Explain this ritual.
00:36:37.860 It involves carefully removing the bark from a canticle tree, which will in turn attract Ancestor Moths to you.
00:36:45.340 Once enough of the Moths are following, they'll provide you with the second sight needed to decipher the scrolls.
00:36:51.420 Ah.
00:36:52.120 How quaint.
00:36:53.400 In keeping with tradition, you must use a specific tool in the Ancestor Glade.
00:36:59.600 An implement known as a draw knife.
00:37:01.820 Every Moth priest is taught this ritual, but few ever get the chance to perform it.
00:37:08.400 You should consider yourself fortunate if it works for you.
00:37:11.600 Glorious.
00:37:13.420 Do I need to read the scrolls in any particular order?
00:37:15.940 From what I saw in the vision, the Elder Scroll which foreshadows the defiance of the gods with the blood of mortals is the key to the prophecy.
00:37:32.740 Good luck.
00:37:33.920 Alright, come on Serana.
00:37:35.080 Let us escape from this place before we are...
00:37:43.720 Oh, fuck.
00:37:44.660 Before we are caught.
00:37:58.740 Let us fast travel to Helgen and have a little cardio session.
00:38:03.240 Perhaps that's not the wisest thing to do, considering both vampires to be out running like this.
00:38:18.120 So yeah, but yeah, I didn't actually think to become a vampire.
00:38:27.400 I was gonna stay mortal, but then I was like, fuck everything.
00:38:32.240 I am gonna be a vampire with Serana.
00:38:36.720 Can I get over here?
00:38:42.260 No?
00:38:44.800 Hmm.
00:38:46.240 How silly that I can't get over there.
00:38:48.620 And I suppose that the reason I became a vampire was that I'm a bit heart sick right now.
00:39:11.900 And it's cool because when I talk in this video, I know only the truest of friends will hear this.
00:39:20.020 So then I can be a bit more open-minded with my feels and stuff.
00:39:26.520 And obviously, as I said in the last episode, and I've probably said it a thousand times, it feels like now,
00:39:32.780 that I obviously miss my fair maiden.
00:39:35.540 And my fair maiden, obviously, if you've seen a picture of her, she has dark hair and pale skin and blue eyes, just like Serana.
00:39:45.480 So I'm a bit weak for her, as it were.
00:39:47.740 If you haven't seen any pictures, she is in my 12,000 calorie video.
00:39:56.180 And then also some pictures on both my Facebook and Instagram.
00:40:01.600 So that is what is up, in all actuality.
00:40:05.420 And also, talked a bit with TheLoyalOne, who is a true friend from Singapore.
00:40:14.440 We talked a bit.
00:40:15.960 Greetings, by the way, TheLoyalOne.
00:40:18.060 Your support means a lot.
00:40:21.220 And he was like, oh, I see my fair maiden every, like, three months.
00:40:25.720 And I was like, fwoah.
00:40:27.860 That must be hard.
00:40:32.060 So I realized that I'm no one to complain.
00:40:37.520 About missing my girl.
00:40:39.100 So that's basically the reasoning behind me becoming a vampire.
00:40:43.680 That I miss my girl.
00:40:45.060 And my girl reminds just a bit.
00:40:47.740 Of Serana.
00:40:56.560 There is an enemy.
00:40:57.880 Somewhere.
00:41:00.060 Hello, mate.
00:41:04.440 That's exactly how it goes.
00:41:06.120 Oh, my God.
00:41:11.600 What?
00:41:15.480 Ah, her.
00:41:16.340 No, fuck.
00:41:16.980 I missed him.
00:41:18.440 I missed him.
00:41:20.480 How silly.
00:41:21.500 I thought I got them both.
00:41:22.780 But it's quite dark.
00:41:25.980 No, a vampire.
00:41:27.200 That, uh, that was not good at all.
00:41:36.100 Where in the actual fuck is Serana?
00:41:38.460 Serana, come on then.
00:41:41.940 Help me.
00:41:42.760 Perhaps it was a mistake to, uh...
00:41:46.700 To be too friendly.
00:41:54.840 With Serana.
00:41:55.960 If she's gonna betray me like that.
00:41:58.960 Okay, what do we got, True Fringe?
00:42:00.600 What do we have?
00:42:02.520 Restore stamina.
00:42:07.040 Oh, there you are.
00:42:08.900 Vampire Mistwalker.
00:42:10.580 That sounds, uh...
00:42:11.700 All right.
00:42:16.120 Now is the time.
00:42:23.240 Thalos, I love you!
00:42:29.860 One more time.
00:42:31.380 Ah, yes.
00:42:33.100 Ah, yes.
00:42:37.080 Vampire Mistwalker.
00:42:38.360 That can be...
00:42:39.700 Dangerous.
00:42:40.540 I'm gonna load up with some potions.
00:42:44.500 Restore stamina.
00:42:46.740 And also minor stamina.
00:42:49.740 Do we have any...
00:42:53.060 Ah, that's brilliant.
00:42:55.920 I need some...
00:42:59.740 Oh, no.
00:43:01.700 Shut your insolent mouth.
00:43:10.540 That felt good as fuck.
00:43:16.860 I'm sorry we couldn't see that, though.
00:43:18.680 It would have been cool to see the execution.
00:43:21.020 Execution, yes.
00:43:22.980 But...
00:43:23.740 I'm sure we'll have another cool execution, yes, in this very episode.
00:43:34.260 Hopefully.
00:43:36.500 Look at the sky, though.
00:43:38.140 That is sickening as fuck.
00:43:40.500 And we're nearing the destination here.
00:43:43.000 I can't really see much.
00:43:49.460 But...
00:43:49.860 We're soon there.
00:43:55.200 Hmm.
00:43:58.960 Hmm.
00:44:01.880 Might it actually be this way?
00:44:04.780 Let's consult the map.
00:44:09.420 Okay.
00:44:09.940 Let's...
00:44:10.500 Let's wait a bit.
00:44:12.400 So we can see the...
00:44:13.980 Path properly.
00:44:15.540 And I can actually take...
00:44:16.680 Clairvoyance...
00:44:18.200 To...
00:44:18.740 To illuminate the path.
00:44:21.620 The path.
00:44:22.420 I mean.
00:44:22.640 All right.
00:44:33.940 Clairvoyance.
00:44:37.720 Clairvoyance, yes.
00:44:38.540 Okay, we have to run around there.
00:44:40.540 And we're both vampires, so it's not a good thing...
00:44:44.180 For us to be here...
00:44:46.500 Out in the open like this.
00:44:52.640 Ah, there we are.
00:44:55.840 Sickening.
00:44:57.960 And I might mention it before that obviously...
00:45:01.100 Vampire films are highly glorious.
00:45:05.300 Have been a bit tainted by the Twilight...
00:45:10.820 Trilogy.
00:45:11.780 Or if it's four films, I don't know.
00:45:15.120 Um...
00:45:15.520 But, like, that doesn't mean that the previous films...
00:45:20.380 Like, the Queen of the Damned is really good.
00:45:23.640 If this ends up being a wasted trip...
00:45:25.960 Then Gex will be able to pass it.
00:45:27.780 Wow, look at this gorgeous place.
00:45:30.780 It's highly...
00:45:31.580 Highly sickening.
00:45:33.220 Uh...
00:45:33.780 Yeah, that's a good film.
00:45:35.100 And then, uh...
00:45:38.200 Wow.
00:45:40.120 So, basically, my little point is that...
00:45:42.640 There are a lot of cool vampire...
00:45:45.640 Films.
00:45:49.280 Such a glorious tree.
00:45:51.560 I lacked a proper item.
00:45:53.360 What in actual...
00:45:54.280 Fuck.
00:45:59.680 Ah.
00:46:00.700 Good.
00:46:01.180 I thought we had to go back to...
00:46:03.780 To Fort Dawngod again.
00:46:06.860 And I don't want to be there too much...
00:46:08.620 Before they realize my treachery.
00:46:10.560 Ancestor Moth Swarms.
00:46:21.380 Okay.
00:46:21.980 Let us...
00:46:22.680 Let's find them where they are.
00:46:25.420 Is this...
00:46:26.360 Ah.
00:46:27.400 Brilliant.
00:46:31.080 They are meeting my gains.
00:46:33.560 In all actuality.
00:46:34.500 I'm going to make these guys...
00:46:38.420 Mire my gains as well.
00:46:41.980 Mire.
00:46:44.440 Do we have anything here?
00:46:49.780 No.
00:46:51.600 Alright then.
00:46:53.340 Such...
00:46:53.940 Such beautiful...
00:46:54.940 Ancestor Moths.
00:46:56.380 They are...
00:46:56.880 They are cuddly.
00:46:58.500 Cuddly and cute.
00:46:59.720 Four.
00:47:06.280 Here we have another one.
00:47:09.700 There we are.
00:47:11.400 Excellent.
00:47:12.540 And we have another one...
00:47:14.000 Right here.
00:47:15.480 And...
00:47:20.380 Since...
00:47:21.220 It's only the truest...
00:47:22.640 Of true friends...
00:47:23.560 Who are watching this video...
00:47:25.080 I'm going to tell you...
00:47:26.160 Another little secret...
00:47:27.700 Like I did...
00:47:28.540 Like I did...
00:47:32.540 Last time.
00:47:36.840 Blood.
00:47:37.460 Okay.
00:47:38.100 That I actually feel...
00:47:39.200 A bit in my legs.
00:47:40.380 I haven't squatted in a while...
00:47:41.860 Because as you know...
00:47:42.860 I've been...
00:47:43.540 A bit...
00:47:45.480 Hurt.
00:47:48.840 But I squatted lightly...
00:47:50.600 Yesterday.
00:47:51.180 And I can feel in the legs.
00:47:52.520 It feels good actually.
00:47:57.600 What is going on here?
00:47:59.820 Help me!
00:48:06.600 Oh yeah.
00:48:07.400 I remembered it.
00:48:08.020 It's a map.
00:48:09.120 Of Skyrim.
00:48:12.320 Sickening.
00:48:12.840 And with a location.
00:48:18.240 Ah look at that.
00:48:25.280 A glorious...
00:48:26.620 Vision.
00:48:27.620 Of the past.
00:48:29.820 Okay.
00:48:30.260 Speak to Serana.
00:48:31.280 Where are you girl?
00:48:33.520 Ah there you are.
00:48:35.220 Hello gorgeous.
00:48:35.960 Are you okay?
00:48:39.320 Almost thought I lost you there.
00:48:40.620 I am...
00:48:41.180 Not as white as the snow.
00:48:42.800 I became a pale or...
00:48:43.880 Don't worry I'm fucking fine.
00:48:45.420 I never trusted those damn scrolls.
00:48:47.740 Who knows what those things could have done to you.
00:48:49.940 Just look at Dexion.
00:48:51.520 Dexion became mad.
00:48:53.240 By greed.
00:48:53.880 Then it's almost over.
00:48:57.940 We can finally put an end to this ridiculous prophecy.
00:49:01.380 Where is this Darkfall cave?
00:49:04.520 Then let's get going.
00:49:05.920 I want to get there before my father has a chance to track us down.
00:49:10.280 Let us do it.
00:49:11.820 If I'm not mistaken.
00:49:18.560 I think we're gonna get ambushed here.
00:49:22.860 In all actuality.
00:49:28.780 So.
00:49:30.920 Let us see if we can...
00:49:36.020 Ah there we are.
00:49:38.020 We have...
00:49:39.540 Visitors.
00:49:40.720 Okay come at me then.
00:49:41.820 Come at me bro.
00:49:44.960 Fwad.
00:49:45.540 Those are vampires as well.
00:49:47.260 Shut.
00:49:48.180 Your.
00:49:48.680 Insolent.
00:49:49.540 Ow.
00:49:59.140 That's exactly how it goes.
00:50:01.120 You foolish vampires.
00:50:02.720 How dare you talk to me like that.
00:50:05.440 Okay come at me then.
00:50:06.380 Ah look at that.
00:50:14.820 Are you trying to run from me?
00:50:18.060 You're a master vampire.
00:50:21.220 Um.
00:50:21.640 Even.
00:50:21.900 Okay let's um.
00:50:22.900 Okay.
00:50:23.660 Okay.
00:50:23.700 Okay.
00:50:23.740 Let's um.
00:50:25.660 God.
00:50:26.020 I need to go buy some more potions.
00:50:29.220 So I don't end up in this.
00:50:32.240 Oh.
00:50:33.260 That was quite easy to slay a master vampire like that.
00:50:38.600 What?
00:50:39.800 Oh a blooded vampire.
00:50:42.700 Talos I love you.
00:50:49.920 There we are.
00:50:50.600 All right.
00:50:55.480 Now we're gonna.
00:50:58.160 Escape from this.
00:51:00.480 This actually glorious place.
00:51:04.740 And.
00:51:07.380 Here we are.
00:51:10.140 And then we're gonna find Ariel's bow.
00:51:12.160 Which will be.
00:51:17.400 Highly sickening.
00:51:18.680 In all actuality.
00:51:25.560 Oh.
00:51:26.580 All right.
00:51:27.180 That will have to conclude this episode.
00:51:28.860 I will.
00:51:29.480 I will make another episode as well.
00:51:31.780 We've got two New Year's Eve episodes.
00:51:34.000 So if you feel like.
00:51:35.000 Oh.
00:51:35.620 Fuck everything.
00:51:36.600 I hate New Year's Eve.
00:51:38.060 And everything.
00:51:38.480 You can hang out with me in Skyrim.
00:51:40.300 Because I am your true friend.
00:51:42.360 In all actuality.
00:51:43.460 So.
00:51:44.960 I hope you watch the other episode as well.
00:51:48.380 And who am I?
00:51:50.620 I'm the vampire of glory.
00:51:52.380 XXO.
00:51:53.200 Boom.