The Golden One - December 28, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 9


Episode Stats

Length

37 minutes

Words per Minute

110.27874

Word Count

4,166

Sentence Count

522

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, you proud sons of Skyrim!
00:00:07.000 Now, you can't see me, but you can hear me.
00:00:10.000 I opted for the better audio quality today.
00:00:13.000 And my hair isn't what it should be.
00:00:16.000 So I know that this episode will only be viewed by the truest of friends.
00:00:23.000 So I'm gonna focus me a bit more about talking to you.
00:00:27.000 He just wants to talk to you. But first, let us talk to this fine gentleman.
00:00:32.000 Greetings, Trufren.
00:00:37.000 Does he have the Skull? Is everything ready?
00:00:46.000 I'm ready, Main. Let's do it, Main. That's it, Main.
00:00:50.000 Glad you made it here safely, Dexion.
00:00:57.000 He can't really see me either, though, because he's blind.
00:01:02.000 But your man, Isran, has seen to my hands well enough.
00:01:06.000 And might I add, this is a remarkable fortress.
00:01:10.000 I have colleagues back home that would love to study this place in detail.
00:01:15.000 I, I also love, um...
00:01:18.000 Uh...
00:01:19.000 Uh...
00:01:20.000 The Darn Girl Fort.
00:01:21.000 It's, um...
00:01:22.000 It's cozy as fuck.
00:01:23.000 It's cool.
00:01:24.000 Now, if everyone will please be quiet...
00:01:27.000 I must concentrate...
00:01:28.000 I see a vision before me.
00:01:31.000 An image...
00:01:33.000 Of a great bow.
00:01:35.000 I know this weapon.
00:01:37.000 It is Aureol's bow.
00:01:39.000 Now a voice...
00:01:41.000 Whispers...
00:01:42.000 Saying...
00:01:43.000 Among the night's children...
00:01:45.000 A dread lord will rise.
00:01:47.000 In an age of strife...
00:01:49.000 When dragons return to the realm of men...
00:01:52.000 This is now the difference.
00:01:54.000 Darkness will mingle with light...
00:01:55.000 And the night and the day will be as one.
00:01:58.000 The voice fades and the words begin to...
00:02:02.000 Shimmer and distort.
00:02:04.000 But wait...
00:02:05.000 There is more here.
00:02:06.000 This wasn't a very good introduction at all.
00:02:09.000 I want to talk.
00:02:10.000 And now he takes my...
00:02:11.000 My attention away.
00:02:12.000 I think there is more to a prophecy.
00:02:13.000 Recorded in other scrolls.
00:02:15.000 Yes.
00:02:16.000 I see them.
00:02:17.000 Fuckin' juicy.
00:02:19.000 One contains the ancient secrets of the dragons.
00:02:22.000 And the other speaks of the potency of ancient blood.
00:02:26.000 My vision darkens.
00:02:29.000 And I see no more.
00:02:31.000 To know the prophecy.
00:02:33.000 We must have the other two scrolls.
00:02:35.000 Alright.
00:02:36.000 Let's...
00:02:37.000 Let's get them.
00:02:38.000 Let's rest now.
00:02:39.000 The reading has...
00:02:40.000 Thank you.
00:02:41.000 Oh look.
00:02:42.000 He has a...
00:02:43.000 Akaviri sword.
00:02:44.000 Come on.
00:02:45.000 We should get some rest.
00:02:48.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:02:49.000 What's on your mind...
00:02:52.000 Gorgeous.
00:02:53.000 I...
00:02:54.000 I love her pale skin.
00:02:56.000 I like girls with pale skins.
00:02:58.000 I can...
00:02:59.000 I can confirm this to be true.
00:03:01.000 Half the people in your little crew would just as soon kill me as talk to me.
00:03:06.000 That doesn't exactly make me want to open up.
00:03:09.000 I got a warmer welcome from your father.
00:03:11.000 I'm not saying something.
00:03:13.000 Do you trust Hawken at all?
00:03:20.000 It's not a question of trust.
00:03:21.000 He's just obsessed.
00:03:22.000 I would also be obsessed with it.
00:03:24.000 But obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated.
00:03:29.000 We should have found him a hobby.
00:03:30.000 Sickening.
00:03:31.000 I don't even think he sees me as his daughter anymore.
00:03:33.000 I'm just...
00:03:35.000 A means to an end.
00:03:36.000 I would never treat my daughter like that.
00:03:38.000 That is disgraceful.
00:03:39.000 We need to find my mother, Valerica.
00:03:41.000 She'll definitely know where it is.
00:03:43.000 And if we're lucky...
00:03:44.000 She actually has it herself.
00:03:48.000 The last time I saw her, she said that she'd go somewhere safe.
00:03:52.000 Somewhere that my father would be searched.
00:03:54.000 Other than that, she wouldn't tell me anything.
00:03:56.000 But then again, if she's a vampire, she can be still a beauty.
00:03:58.000 I don't know.
00:03:59.000 The way she said it.
00:04:00.000 Some place he would never search.
00:04:01.000 It was cryptic, yet she called attention to it.
00:04:04.000 Sickening.
00:04:11.000 I want to be polite with this fair maiden, because she's a vampire after all.
00:04:16.000 Besides, I can't imagine a single place my father would avoid looking.
00:04:19.000 And he's had all this time, too.
00:04:21.000 Any ideas?
00:04:22.000 Castle Volkihar.
00:04:23.000 Yes.
00:04:24.000 Wait.
00:04:25.000 That almost makes sense.
00:04:26.000 There's a courtyard in the castle.
00:04:27.000 I used to help her tend to garden there.
00:04:28.000 All of the ingredients for our potions came from there.
00:04:29.000 She used to say that my father couldn't stand the place.
00:04:30.000 Too peaceful.
00:04:31.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:04:32.000 But my mother's not a coward.
00:04:33.000 That is, I don't think we'll actually trip over her there, but it's worth a look.
00:04:40.000 Let's do it, true friends.
00:04:41.000 True.
00:04:42.000 But I know a way we can get to the courtyard without arousing suspicion.
00:04:45.000 There's an unused inlet on the northern side of the island that was used by the previous
00:04:50.000 owners to bring supplies into the castle.
00:04:51.000 An old escape tunnel from the castle exits there.
00:04:53.000 I think that's our way in.
00:04:54.000 It's around the side of the castle.
00:05:13.000 Let's move.
00:05:14.000 Alright, let's go.
00:05:15.000 I want to tell you all a little secret.
00:05:18.000 Alright, let's explore the place.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, the little secret I will tell you right now, dear old true friends.
00:05:26.000 I will tell this secret right now because I know that if you're watching this, that means
00:05:32.000 you're watching my let's plays and not all my subscribers are doing that.
00:05:39.000 And you're also watching this even despite I don't have a face cam.
00:05:44.000 So the little secret is that I have actually doms in my chest.
00:05:54.000 That is fucking sickening.
00:05:57.000 And the reason for that is I'm so used to go high rep.
00:06:01.000 Oh, I mean low reps and heavy.
00:06:03.000 And now I went like a really fucking intense high reps pump for the pump for the something.
00:06:12.000 And then I got a severe doms.
00:06:16.000 So I still have it.
00:06:17.000 I had it yesterday as well.
00:06:19.000 But I'll train just later today either way.
00:06:23.000 Just for the lols like.
00:06:26.000 So I'm still in my little rehab phase.
00:06:28.000 I might do some leg press or something.
00:06:32.000 But I'm still taking it easy with the lower back.
00:06:36.000 And for those of you who perhaps only are watching my let's plays, if there are any.
00:06:48.000 Oh, that was the wrong power.
00:06:51.000 Yeah, I hurt my back.
00:06:53.000 But that's...
00:06:55.000 Now let's see.
00:06:57.000 That is all, not all good, but mostly good now.
00:07:01.000 Wow.
00:07:06.000 I love beating skeletons.
00:07:07.000 They're so easy to beat.
00:07:10.000 Shut your insolent mouth.
00:07:17.000 I shouldn't have said that.
00:07:26.000 This skeleton was actually quite hard to beat to be honest.
00:07:31.000 It's only a regular from a skeleton.
00:07:40.000 Ah.
00:07:41.000 That was a close call, true friends.
00:07:46.000 And...
00:07:47.000 Oh, fuck.
00:07:48.000 What's this now?
00:07:51.000 What?
00:07:54.000 In the actual fuck was that?
00:07:57.000 I'm gonna see if I have some potions.
00:08:00.000 Uh...
00:08:01.000 So...
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 But I assume that...
00:08:07.000 That...
00:08:08.000 Most people are actually watching my other videos.
00:08:10.000 And then also my let's plays.
00:08:12.000 Unless someone just have found my let's plays in some way.
00:08:15.000 And aren't really too bothered with my narcissistic posing and stuff.
00:08:26.000 That I do in my regular videos.
00:08:30.000 I'm gonna wait an hour here to heal up.
00:08:33.000 So yeah, this.
00:08:34.000 Entering this fort here.
00:08:35.000 This is Christmas feels.
00:08:36.000 From two years ago.
00:08:37.000 Than I was in this exact place.
00:08:38.000 Hello, hello.
00:08:39.000 And...
00:08:40.000 A thing I don't really understand.
00:08:42.000 Why Betesta isn't doing.
00:08:43.000 Is why in the actual...
00:08:44.000 Fuck.
00:08:45.000 Aren't they...
00:08:46.000 Making another expansion to Skyrim.
00:08:47.000 Instead of spending all of that time...
00:08:48.000 Shhh...
00:08:49.000 You're about a dog.
00:08:50.000 And I'm your master.
00:08:51.000 Oh, sorry.
00:08:52.000 Ehhh...
00:08:53.000 And...
00:08:54.000 A thing I don't really understand.
00:08:55.000 Why Betesta.
00:08:57.000 Isn't doing.
00:08:58.000 Is why in the actual...
00:09:01.000 Fuck.
00:09:02.000 Aren't they...
00:09:03.000 Making another expansion to Skyrim.
00:09:07.000 Instead of spending all of that time...
00:09:10.000 Shhh...
00:09:11.000 You're about a dog.
00:09:12.000 And I'm your master.
00:09:13.000 I'm your master!
00:09:19.000 Oh, sorry.
00:09:21.000 Yeah, an expansion to Skyrim.
00:09:23.000 Whaaa! Sick!
00:09:27.000 Because, if they release another DLC
00:09:31.000 to good old Skyrim,
00:09:33.000 I mean,
00:09:35.000 imagine how many fucking people would buy that.
00:09:37.000 Supply and demand,
00:09:39.000 Troopin. Supply and demand.
00:09:43.000 How dare you assault my fair maiden!
00:09:49.000 Feral vampire!
00:09:51.000 Oh ho ho ho!
00:09:53.000 Fuck!
00:09:55.000 That was...
00:09:57.000 Incredibly glorious,
00:09:59.000 if I may be so bold.
00:10:01.000 I need you
00:10:03.000 to be my loyal
00:10:05.000 and faithful companion.
00:10:07.000 And protect me.
00:10:09.000 No, that's not very manly at all.
00:10:13.000 I'm the man in this relationship,
00:10:15.000 so I have to protect her.
00:10:17.000 Come now, Serana.
00:10:19.000 Let us...
00:10:21.000 Oh, look at this.
00:10:23.000 Some good old loot.
00:10:25.000 Minor healing.
00:10:27.000 What's that?
00:10:29.000 Leather strips.
00:10:31.000 Oh well.
00:10:33.000 And speaking of something entirely else,
00:10:35.000 I am...
00:10:37.000 missing my own
00:10:39.000 fair maiden quite a bit,
00:10:41.000 to be...
00:10:43.000 to be perfectly honest.
00:10:45.000 But, uh...
00:10:47.000 that's just the way it is.
00:10:49.000 Uh...
00:10:51.000 That is just the way it is.
00:10:53.000 Uh...
00:10:54.000 For those of you who are unaware,
00:10:55.000 we're actually having a...
00:10:57.000 long distance relationship,
00:10:59.000 because...
00:11:01.000 I studied in...
00:11:02.000 in Gral, Ireland.
00:11:03.000 Uh...
00:11:04.000 Last...
00:11:05.000 Last autumn.
00:11:07.000 And, uh...
00:11:09.000 I was too much in love with her,
00:11:11.000 to not...
00:11:12.000 uh...
00:11:13.000 keep on being her...
00:11:14.000 her man.
00:11:15.000 Oh!
00:11:18.000 Oh, sorry.
00:11:19.000 It wasn't wrong.
00:11:20.000 No?
00:11:23.000 Huh.
00:11:24.000 Strange.
00:11:25.000 Uh...
00:11:26.000 Yeah, so we have a long distance relationship,
00:11:27.000 and then, obviously,
00:11:28.000 you miss, um...
00:11:30.000 you miss each other,
00:11:31.000 because you...
00:11:32.000 you see each other, like...
00:11:36.000 For the love of...
00:11:37.000 the love of...
00:11:38.000 God.
00:11:39.000 Every...
00:11:40.000 month...
00:11:41.000 uh...
00:11:42.000 or so.
00:11:43.000 So that's, um...
00:11:44.000 And especially over Christmas,
00:11:45.000 like, everyone is with their loved ones.
00:11:46.000 Obviously, I have a great family and all,
00:11:48.000 but, um...
00:11:50.000 Yeah, you can, uh...
00:11:51.000 tend to miss your, uh...
00:11:53.000 fair maiden either way.
00:11:55.000 But...
00:11:56.000 that's just...
00:11:58.000 that's just how it is.
00:11:59.000 Like, that's life.
00:12:00.000 You, um...
00:12:02.000 You are a bit...
00:12:04.000 like that.
00:12:05.000 Sometimes.
00:12:06.000 But, uh...
00:12:09.000 Oh!
00:12:10.000 We're, uh...
00:12:11.000 We're going the wrong way.
00:12:12.000 Yes?
00:12:13.000 What did you mean?
00:12:14.000 Uh, so...
00:12:15.000 And the advice for anyone who is a bit, like...
00:12:17.000 Obviously not heartbroken,
00:12:18.000 because things are good between us and everything.
00:12:20.000 Like, we...
00:12:21.000 We love each other greatly.
00:12:25.000 But, uh...
00:12:26.000 If you are in that...
00:12:27.000 situation...
00:12:30.000 Don't dwell on it too much.
00:12:32.000 Especially if you can't really do anything about it.
00:12:34.000 Just, like...
00:12:35.000 Keep yourself...
00:12:39.000 Occupied...
00:12:40.000 With other things.
00:12:41.000 Like gaming, for example.
00:12:43.000 Whoa...
00:12:46.000 That's how it goes, you insolent dog.
00:12:49.000 Um...
00:12:51.000 Ah, look at that.
00:12:52.000 Um...
00:12:53.000 So you don't dwell on things like that.
00:12:55.000 So go to the gym.
00:12:57.000 Be with your boys.
00:12:59.000 Play some fucking Skyrim.
00:13:00.000 Or, uh...
00:13:01.000 Whichever game you play.
00:13:02.000 I've actually been playing some Assassin's Creed.
00:13:04.000 Uh...
00:13:05.000 Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.
00:13:07.000 And now also Revelation.
00:13:09.000 To, uh...
00:13:10.000 Uh...
00:13:11.000 So I get the whole story before I delve into, um...
00:13:14.000 Black Flag and then Unity.
00:13:21.000 So...
00:13:22.000 That's my, um...
00:13:23.000 My sincere advice right there.
00:13:25.000 If you, um...
00:13:27.000 If you...
00:13:28.000 If you have a bit of a heartache or something like that.
00:13:32.000 Um...
00:13:33.000 Um...
00:13:34.000 Keep busy.
00:13:35.000 Don't dwell on it too much.
00:13:37.000 If you dwell on it, it will only be, uh...
00:13:40.000 Get worse.
00:13:43.000 And then also, like, it's basically the same as...
00:13:46.000 As you know, when you're cutting and don't eat so much food as you would like.
00:13:49.000 Like...
00:13:50.000 I mean, the more you dwell on it...
00:13:53.000 For the glory of Sparta!
00:13:56.000 Oh, fuck.
00:14:04.000 Ah, there we are.
00:14:06.000 The more you dwell on something, the bigger of a problem it gets.
00:14:09.000 When it doesn't really have to be...
00:14:11.000 Yes?
00:14:12.000 What do you mean?
00:14:13.000 You know, that hard.
00:14:15.000 If you accept that it will be hard.
00:14:17.000 Regardless.
00:14:18.000 And then you just try to best...
00:14:19.000 Do the best of the situation.
00:14:22.000 Then you will be better off, I promise you.
00:14:28.000 Hmm...
00:14:29.000 Are we actually going down there?
00:14:31.000 Hello!
00:14:32.000 Hello, Serana's Deathhound.
00:14:34.000 Fucking juicy.
00:14:35.000 Alright, let's...
00:14:36.000 Let's try it.
00:14:46.000 And this...
00:14:47.000 No!
00:14:48.000 We came from here!
00:14:50.000 And I...
00:14:51.000 I just love this place.
00:14:52.000 This is probably one of my favourite places...
00:14:55.000 In like...
00:14:56.000 Of all...
00:14:58.000 Of all gaming moments.
00:15:00.000 It is so fucking immersive.
00:15:03.000 But I can't for the love of Talos figure out...
00:15:07.000 Where...
00:15:09.000 In...
00:15:10.000 The actual...
00:15:12.000 Fuck we're going.
00:15:16.000 We've already been down there.
00:15:17.000 What did you need?
00:15:18.000 What did you need?
00:15:19.000 I need to find the...
00:15:20.000 The way.
00:15:22.000 That's exactly what I need.
00:15:24.000 Alright.
00:15:25.000 Bear with me.
00:15:27.000 While I...
00:15:28.000 Try to figure out...
00:15:31.000 This highly blasphemous place.
00:15:34.000 Perhaps...
00:15:36.000 Misk.
00:15:37.000 Yeah, I was gonna say that.
00:15:39.000 Spend some time at the...
00:15:41.000 The Misk.
00:15:42.000 Today.
00:15:44.000 Was...
00:15:45.000 Was nice.
00:15:47.000 The good old Misk.
00:15:48.000 And for those of you who are unaware...
00:15:51.000 That is...
00:15:52.000 Bodybuilding...
00:15:54.000 Dot coms...
00:15:57.000 Misk section.
00:15:58.000 Uh...
00:16:01.000 Uh...
00:16:02.000 Uh...
00:16:09.000 Uh...
00:16:10.000 Uh...
00:16:11.000 Uh...
00:16:12.000 So...
00:16:13.000 So we lowered a bridge there.
00:16:16.000 That means we must go...
00:16:18.000 Back...
00:16:20.000 From whence we came.
00:16:22.000 Uh... Yeah.
00:16:23.000 Bodybuilding's Misk section.
00:16:24.000 And...
00:16:25.000 Uh...
00:16:26.000 Yeah.
00:16:27.000 It's a fun enough place.
00:16:28.000 Uh...
00:16:29.000 Contracted rattles.
00:16:31.000 Perfect.
00:16:32.000 Not perfect.
00:16:33.000 Uh...
00:16:34.000 And I just love the banter at the Misk.
00:16:35.000 Like...
00:16:36.000 Obviously they are quite...
00:16:37.000 Can be quite rude.
00:16:38.000 And then like have...
00:16:40.000 Uh...
00:16:41.000 Some funny ideas about stuff.
00:16:44.000 Uh...
00:16:45.000 But the...
00:16:46.000 The banter...
00:16:47.000 If you're not too serious going into the Misk.
00:16:49.000 It's a really...
00:16:50.000 Really funny place.
00:16:51.000 Uh...
00:16:53.000 And I actually started...
00:16:55.000 Becoming noticed.
00:16:56.000 You made it to the courtyard.
00:16:57.000 First.
00:16:58.000 At uh...
00:16:59.000 At the Misk actually.
00:17:00.000 It was uh...
00:17:01.000 It was good times.
00:17:03.000 Uh...
00:17:04.000 When I...
00:17:05.000 Got voted to be the last brah.
00:17:10.000 Alright.
00:17:11.000 I remember this.
00:17:12.000 We're gonna find...
00:17:15.000 These uh...
00:17:16.000 Flangs.
00:17:17.000 And place them here.
00:17:21.000 Place.
00:17:23.000 Aha.
00:17:24.000 The proper crest.
00:17:26.000 There we are.
00:17:29.000 And we're gonna find...
00:17:30.000 The rest.
00:17:32.000 And as I said before like...
00:17:33.000 The thang with Skyrim is...
00:17:35.000 It's so fun.
00:17:36.000 This was my mother's garden.
00:17:37.000 With all the...
00:17:42.000 The little puzzles and thangs.
00:17:44.000 It's not only hack and slash.
00:17:47.000 Hack and slash.
00:17:48.000 So yeah.
00:17:49.000 Uh...
00:17:50.000 Speaking of...
00:17:51.000 Assassin's Creed.
00:17:52.000 I've...
00:17:53.000 I feel like I've spent...
00:17:54.000 Quite a bit of time...
00:17:55.000 In my Skyrim episodes...
00:17:56.000 Talking about Assassin's Creed.
00:17:58.000 Uh...
00:17:59.000 So maybe I should...
00:18:01.000 Actually play it sometime.
00:18:04.000 Now let's see.
00:18:07.000 Ah.
00:18:08.000 Look at this.
00:18:09.000 Sickening.
00:18:11.000 I didn't even know the crests could be ruined.
00:18:14.000 Very clever mother.
00:18:15.000 Very clever.
00:18:17.000 And look at this.
00:18:18.000 I've never been in those tunnels before.
00:18:19.000 I've never been in those tunnels before.
00:18:20.000 I bet they'd run right under the courtyard.
00:18:21.000 And into the tower ruins.
00:18:23.000 Well at least we're getting closer.
00:18:24.000 Let's go.
00:18:25.000 Indeed we are.
00:18:26.000 And by the way.
00:18:27.000 I know the loyal one.
00:18:29.000 Dean.
00:18:30.000 Will actually...
00:18:31.000 Look at this.
00:18:32.000 Greetings true friend.
00:18:33.000 And you recommended me...
00:18:36.000 An elven armor of wisdom.
00:18:39.000 In all actuality.
00:18:40.000 From Middle Earth.
00:18:41.000 But.
00:18:42.000 I'm gonna have to be...
00:18:45.000 I admire this armor more.
00:18:47.000 I think it's fucking gorgeous.
00:18:48.000 I think it's beautiful.
00:18:49.000 This armor in particular.
00:18:53.000 But.
00:18:54.000 Thank you for the...
00:18:55.000 For the suggestion.
00:18:58.000 But I think...
00:18:59.000 Do you all agree?
00:19:00.000 This...
00:19:01.000 This armor.
00:19:03.000 Is it...
00:19:04.000 Is it glorious enough.
00:19:05.000 For the golden one.
00:19:06.000 I mean.
00:19:08.000 If my character's name.
00:19:09.000 And this very YouTube channel's name.
00:19:11.000 Is the golden one.
00:19:13.000 It's appropriate.
00:19:14.000 That they actually have.
00:19:15.000 You know.
00:19:16.000 A gold.
00:19:17.000 Or bronze armor.
00:19:19.000 Okay.
00:19:20.000 I'm preparing to fight now.
00:19:21.000 Fight me.
00:19:22.000 Talos.
00:19:23.000 I love you.
00:19:28.000 Glory to Makedon.
00:19:32.000 Why?
00:19:34.000 Whoop.
00:19:35.000 Ah fuck.
00:19:36.000 Don't want to get hit.
00:19:37.000 In the back like that.
00:19:41.000 Hello.
00:19:44.000 Ah.
00:19:45.000 Sickening.
00:19:46.000 up there with them skeleton skeleton you have been visited by the hungry
00:19:52.760 skeleton all your gains will be forfeit no okay
00:20:01.620 ah fuck
00:20:08.620 TALOS
00:20:14.620 that was actually a new one that was highly glorious
00:20:30.620 I hope you all admired my gameplay there with the blocking now since I have light
00:20:39.620 armor I have to block as much as possible because I can't really stand that much
00:20:45.620 what her own skeleton backstabbed her such a such a bustard how dare he talk to her like that
00:20:55.620 how dare he yeah since I have light armor I need to block a lot and since I have a two
00:21:02.620 handed weapon I need to have a lot of stamina to be able to wield it and to block it so my
00:21:12.620 basic setup is a lot of stamina block a lot and do a lot of damage do a lot of damage I
00:21:18.620 I sounded a bit like Ned Stark there actually
00:21:25.620 one of the favorite quotes I have from the Game of Thrones is when he says Jaime Lannis is busted when he talks with Cersei
00:21:33.620 are you gonna come alive no no perhaps not where there you are hello gorgeous hello mate do you in all
00:21:40.620 actually want to boss with me
00:21:47.620 do you want to boss with me
00:21:52.620 ah extremely poor gameplay there by me I must unfortunately admit I missed my shout in all actuality I did
00:22:17.620 in all actuality I did
00:22:24.620 I'm gonna utilize a quick save there so I don't
00:22:32.620 die all of the sudden
00:22:39.620 oh fuck
00:22:46.620 there I got in a proper
00:22:51.620 proper hit
00:22:55.620 ah come on come on come on come on
00:23:00.620 close call indeed
00:23:03.620 yeah about the lack of face cam I've actually seen that almost no no let's players have a face cam
00:23:15.620 which is it's just because I want to show off my glorious hair
00:23:19.620 ah fuck that I have it but sometimes the hair is unruly and
00:23:24.620 yes
00:23:26.620 the editing process is quite a bit easier
00:23:31.620 and I can focus more on talking and the gameplay instead of
00:23:34.620 looking good for the camera
00:23:37.620 ok so I'm gonna go with stamina here as well
00:23:40.620 so I can just increase my blocking game
00:23:43.620 so what will we do smithing
00:23:46.620 hmm
00:23:51.620 hmm
00:23:56.620 ok I need to step up my game there
00:24:02.620 nooo
00:24:06.620 two handed
00:24:07.620 it's always
00:24:08.620 it's always fun
00:24:10.620 90
00:24:11.620 that's
00:24:12.620 sweep
00:24:15.620 ok let's
00:24:16.620 let's do that
00:24:17.620 war master
00:24:20.620 war master
00:24:21.620 horus
00:24:24.620 this guy will come alive
00:24:25.620 I sense it
00:24:27.620 hello
00:24:28.620 hello
00:24:30.620 hello
00:24:31.620 me again
00:24:32.620 fuck
00:24:41.620 fuck
00:24:42.620 unmaster bully done
00:24:43.620 ok I'm gonna charge
00:24:45.620 talos
00:24:46.620 I
00:24:48.620 I
00:24:49.620 I sense that talos
00:24:50.620 was
00:24:51.620 was winning there
00:24:52.620 so I
00:24:53.620 what
00:24:57.620 ah ha
00:24:58.620 talos I love you
00:24:59.620 oh
00:25:01.620 sickening
00:25:10.620 getting closer
00:25:11.620 quick save
00:25:12.620 quick save
00:25:14.620 quick save
00:25:19.620 he didn't actually do that much damage
00:25:21.620 and I
00:25:22.620 I need to
00:25:23.620 start
00:25:24.620 uh
00:25:25.620 stop missing those
00:25:27.620 I mean
00:25:28.620 oh
00:25:29.620 sickening
00:25:30.620 sickening
00:25:31.620 sickening gains
00:25:34.620 oh we have a
00:25:35.620 I'm just gonna give this
00:25:36.620 a
00:25:39.620 little try
00:25:40.620 no
00:25:41.620 fuck
00:25:42.620 ok
00:25:43.620 two tries
00:25:44.620 that's
00:25:45.620 always the case
00:25:46.620 when I have
00:25:47.620 um
00:25:48.620 these doors
00:25:49.620 ah
00:25:51.620 how quick
00:25:53.620 plentiful healing
00:25:54.620 thank you for that
00:25:55.620 how quick
00:25:57.620 plentiful healing
00:25:58.620 thank you for that
00:26:00.620 a lot of poverty weapons
00:26:02.620 I don't want these weapons
00:26:06.620 it's not even good
00:26:07.620 fuck
00:26:08.620 fuck
00:26:20.620 glory to
00:26:21.620 Makedon
00:26:30.620 ah brilliant
00:26:31.620 I got them both
00:26:34.620 for the glory of Sparta
00:26:36.620 they did really easy there
00:26:37.620 easy there
00:26:38.620 ok come at me Bru
00:26:39.620 come at me Bru
00:26:40.620 come at me Bru
00:26:46.620 oh
00:26:47.620 you're standing up there are we
00:26:49.620 oh yeah
00:26:51.620 where is
00:26:53.620 in all actuality
00:26:55.620 our beloved crossbow
00:26:57.620 there we are
00:26:59.620 crossbow tree
00:27:00.620 yes thank you
00:27:02.620 thank you very much
00:27:04.620 how dare you
00:27:05.620 joke to me like that
00:27:07.620 shut
00:27:08.620 shut
00:27:09.620 your
00:27:11.620 insolent mouth
00:27:13.620 that was a beautiful headshot
00:27:14.620 by the way
00:27:18.620 boom
00:27:20.620 ok let's
00:27:21.620 let's get at him boys
00:27:23.620 oh
00:27:26.620 I blocked him to death
00:27:28.620 ah no I didn't
00:27:30.620 she actually didn't
00:27:31.620 a chest
00:27:32.620 a chest
00:27:33.620 how quaint
00:27:34.620 some gold
00:27:35.620 yes thank you very much
00:27:37.620 we're getting close
00:27:38.620 I'm sure of it
00:27:40.620 I'm also sure
00:27:41.620 we're getting close
00:27:42.620 look at this
00:27:43.620 statue of Dibella
00:27:44.620 by the looks of it
00:27:46.620 somebody has nailed arrow to my poor head
00:27:56.620 how dare they
00:27:59.620 and also speaking of my own hair
00:28:01.620 it resembles the hair of the character
00:28:03.620 other character
00:28:04.620 but you already know that
00:28:06.620 because this is the
00:28:10.620 is it the 8th
00:28:11.620 or the 9th
00:28:13.620 episode
00:28:14.620 either way
00:28:15.620 then you have seen my hair
00:28:16.620 in all the previous episodes
00:28:20.620 hello dog
00:28:22.620 greetings
00:28:24.620 cure the seas
00:28:25.620 always
00:28:26.620 always nice thing
00:28:27.620 ok
00:28:28.620 quick save
00:28:29.620 and then a charge for Sparta
00:28:33.620 a charge for Sparta
00:28:37.620 and now I've made so many videos
00:28:38.620 on my glorious channel
00:28:39.620 that I
00:28:40.620 I might start repeating
00:28:41.620 some things I've said
00:28:43.620 and
00:28:45.620 if you look at
00:28:47.620 if you want a glorious
00:28:50.620 tv series
00:28:52.620 Spartacus blood and sand
00:28:53.620 you must see it
00:28:54.620 if you haven't seen it
00:28:56.620 do so immediately
00:28:57.620 immediately
00:29:00.620 hello mate
00:29:02.620 oh I can't believe I missed that
00:29:06.620 oh
00:29:07.620 ah fuck fuck fuck
00:29:14.620 that's exactly how it goes
00:29:20.620 oh
00:29:23.620 yeah
00:29:24.620 Spartacus blood and sand
00:29:25.620 highly
00:29:26.620 highly sickening
00:29:27.620 violence
00:29:28.620 and the good speeches
00:29:30.620 but he is
00:29:31.620 glorious
00:29:33.620 fuck
00:29:42.620 love it
00:29:43.620 absolutely
00:29:44.620 love it
00:29:47.620 hello
00:29:50.620 oh he
00:29:51.620 did not want to box with me
00:29:52.620 do we have
00:29:54.620 do we have
00:29:55.620 other cool
00:29:56.620 plans here
00:30:00.620 no
00:30:01.620 not really
00:30:02.620 here then
00:30:04.620 wow
00:30:07.620 royal armor
00:30:08.620 I'm just gonna look at that
00:30:10.620 and see
00:30:11.620 see if it's juicy enough
00:30:13.620 to wear
00:30:18.620 it's beautiful
00:30:19.620 but
00:30:20.620 but
00:30:27.620 but
00:30:28.620 not good enough
00:30:31.620 holy fuck I can't be killed by
00:30:33.620 our own
00:30:38.620 our own guy
00:30:40.620 but it looks like she had
00:30:42.620 been bugged there
00:30:43.620 so
00:30:48.620 come on now
00:30:49.620 Serana
00:30:50.620 cop on
00:30:51.620 that's how we deal with
00:30:53.620 vampires
00:30:54.620 you block
00:30:57.620 come on then
00:30:58.620 oh well
00:30:59.620 I'm sure she will follow
00:31:00.620 uh
00:31:01.620 uh
00:31:02.620 hmm
00:31:06.620 hmm
00:31:07.620 hmm
00:31:13.620 utilize clairvoyance
00:31:14.620 always
00:31:17.620 always nice
00:31:19.620 aha
00:31:20.620 okay
00:31:21.620 here
00:31:27.620 I think there is a secret
00:31:28.620 ah
00:31:29.620 there we are
00:31:30.620 I knew it
00:31:31.620 was a secret passage
00:31:32.620 of some sort
00:31:44.620 eat sick
00:31:45.620 ah
00:31:46.620 look at this
00:31:48.620 I'm just gonna
00:31:49.620 wait a moment
00:31:50.620 so Serana
00:31:51.620 can catch up with us
00:31:56.620 if
00:31:57.620 she
00:31:58.620 um
00:31:59.620 she wants to do that
00:32:00.620 ah look at this
00:32:01.620 we have a lot of juicy books
00:32:04.620 no
00:32:05.620 perhaps not juicy books even
00:32:08.620 I want leveling books
00:32:09.620 those are fun
00:32:14.620 ah
00:32:15.620 look at this
00:32:17.620 look at this though
00:32:20.620 mirin
00:32:22.620 mirin gains
00:32:24.620 we can enchant
00:32:25.620 thanks with this
00:32:27.620 and I've actually enchanted
00:32:28.620 most of my
00:32:29.620 thanks
00:32:33.620 I'm not really proficient
00:32:34.620 in
00:32:35.620 alchemy
00:32:39.620 there we have an enchanting table
00:32:40.620 but I'm gonna do that
00:32:41.620 in a not
00:32:42.620 when I game
00:32:44.620 and don't make
00:32:46.620 let's place
00:32:47.620 because that's more of a grinding
00:32:48.620 thing to do
00:32:50.620 so I'm gonna get on with the storyline
00:32:53.620 look at this place
00:32:56.620 this has to be it
00:32:58.620 I knew she was deep into necromancy
00:32:59.620 I mean
00:33:00.620 she taught me everything I know
00:33:02.620 but I had no idea
00:33:03.620 she had a setup like this
00:33:05.620 look at all this
00:33:08.620 she must have spent years
00:33:09.620 collecting these components
00:33:11.620 and what's this thing?
00:33:14.620 what's this thang?
00:33:16.620 I'm not sure about this circle
00:33:17.620 but it's obviously
00:33:19.620 something
00:33:20.620 something
00:33:21.620 let's take a look around
00:33:23.620 there has to be something here
00:33:24.620 that tells us where she's gone
00:33:27.620 my mother was meticulous about her research
00:33:30.620 if we can find her notes
00:33:31.620 there might be some hints in there
00:33:41.620 okay let us locate
00:33:43.620 Valerica's journal
00:33:45.620 and
00:33:48.620 ah
00:33:50.620 the lusty Argonian maid
00:33:52.620 I'm gonna take that
00:33:53.620 for the lols
00:33:55.620 very well
00:33:59.620 but I'm afraid
00:34:00.620 my oven isn't hot enough
00:34:02.620 it could take hours
00:34:04.620 I've actually read that
00:34:05.620 in another
00:34:07.620 let's see
00:34:09.620 if you haven't
00:34:10.620 if you haven't read it in the game
00:34:12.620 be sure to do so
00:34:13.620 because it's
00:34:17.620 it's hilarious
00:34:18.620 it's like
00:34:20.620 an erotic novel
00:34:25.620 any luck yet?
00:34:27.620 there are they
00:34:34.620 sickening
00:34:35.620 I'm sorry about soul gems
00:34:36.620 that the souls inside of them
00:34:37.620 don't just vanish
00:34:38.620 when they're used
00:34:39.620 they end up in the soul cairn
00:34:42.620 the soul cairn is home to very powerful beings
00:34:47.620 necromancers send them souls
00:34:48.620 and receive powers of their own in return
00:34:51.620 my mother spent a lot of time trying to contact them directly
00:34:54.620 to travel to the soul cairn itself
00:34:57.620 that circle in the center of the room is definitely some type of portal
00:35:02.620 if I'm reading this right
00:35:03.620 there's a formula here that should give a safe passage into the soul cairn
00:35:07.620 sickening
00:35:09.620 a handful of soul gem shards
00:35:11.620 some finely ground bone meal
00:35:13.620 a good bit of purified void salts
00:35:16.620 oh
00:35:18.620 damn it
00:35:20.620 we're also going to need a sample of her blood
00:35:22.620 which
00:35:23.620 if we could get that
00:35:24.620 we wouldn't even be trying to do this in the first place
00:35:27.620 can take your blood maiden
00:35:30.620 not bad
00:35:31.620 we'd better hope that's good enough
00:35:33.620 mistakes with these kind of portals can be
00:35:34.620 gruesome
00:35:36.620 anyway
00:35:37.620 enough of that
00:35:39.620 let's get started
00:35:41.620 oh
00:35:42.620 definitely
00:35:43.620 mother would have plenty of those materials in her laboratory
00:35:45.620 you just need to find them
00:35:49.620 alright then
00:35:52.620 didn't I collect
00:35:56.620 alright true friends
00:35:57.620 let us
00:35:58.620 fill the vessel
00:36:00.620 I'm ready
00:36:02.620 indeed it is a fair maiden
00:36:03.620 are you ready to go
00:36:04.620 I'm not entirely sure what this thing is going to do when I add my blood
00:36:11.620 I don't want to ask her anything
00:36:13.620 I'm ready
00:36:14.620 let's do it
00:36:15.620 let's do it fair maiden
00:36:17.620 let us in all actually do
00:36:19.620 this
00:36:20.620 let's do this
00:36:22.620 it was my Ronnie Coleman impersonation
00:36:25.620 yeah buddy
00:36:26.620 we've created a portal of the soul cairn
00:36:27.620 we've created a portal of the soul cairn
00:36:28.620 incredible
00:36:29.620 enter the soul cairn
00:36:33.620 how
00:36:35.620 how nice
00:36:38.620 how incredibly nice
00:36:40.620 I'll actually have to save that
00:36:41.620 for the next
00:36:43.620 juicy and glorious episode
00:36:45.620 and
00:36:46.620 then we'll do the soul cairn
00:36:48.620 then we'll do the soul cairn
00:36:49.620 as the next episode
00:36:50.620 yeah
00:36:51.620 so
00:36:52.620 thank you
00:36:53.620 very much
00:36:54.620 for
00:36:55.620 watching this
00:36:56.620 and
00:36:57.620 I hope
00:36:58.620 it
00:36:59.620 was a good episode
00:37:00.620 despite the lack of face cam
00:37:02.620 I hope
00:37:03.620 that is
00:37:04.620 that is all
00:37:05.620 good
00:37:06.620 I
00:37:07.620 I thought
00:37:08.620 that I show my
00:37:09.620 like
00:37:10.620 face so much
00:37:11.620 either way
00:37:12.620 in my regular videos
00:37:13.620 so you know how I look
00:37:14.620 anyway
00:37:15.620 but
00:37:16.620 leave me your comments
00:37:17.620 like as always
00:37:18.620 all criticism is
00:37:19.620 well
00:37:20.620 welcome and
00:37:21.620 appreciated
00:37:22.620 so if you
00:37:23.620 don't like
00:37:25.620 if you don't like it
00:37:26.620 if you don't care
00:37:27.620 let me know
00:37:28.620 I want to make the best videos
00:37:29.620 possible
00:37:30.620 because
00:37:31.620 you take the time to watch them
00:37:32.620 so then I obviously want to
00:37:34.620 you know create
00:37:35.620 as good of our
00:37:36.620 you know
00:37:37.620 finished product
00:37:39.620 as possible
00:37:40.620 and who am I?
00:37:42.620 I'm the proud son of Skyrim
00:37:44.620 XXO
00:37:45.620 BOOM