The Golden One - December 28, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 9

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Assassin Serana Misk Skyrim XXO Valerica Talos Ronnie Coleman Jamie Lannister Ned Stark Whichever Trufren Akaviri Troopin Makedon Dibella Fuckin Cersei Skull Ehhh Hack and 1 more
Voiceover. Rehab Session Nord of Skyrim Chapter 10

Episode Stats


Length

37 minutes

Words per minute

110.28

Word count

4,166

Sentence count

558

Harmful content

Misogyny

13

sentences flagged

Toxicity

112

sentences flagged

Hate speech

12

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, we meet Trufren, a new member of the Elder Scrolls crew, and find out more about him and his quest to find his mother, Valerica. We also find out that he's not the only one with a strange past.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, you proud sons of Skyrim!
00:00:07.000 Now, you can't see me, but you can hear me.
00:00:10.000 I opted for the better audio quality today.
00:00:13.000 And my hair isn't what it should be.
00:00:16.000 So I know that this episode will only be viewed by the truest of friends.
00:00:23.000 So I'm gonna focus me a bit more about talking to you.
00:00:27.000 He just wants to talk to you. But first, let us talk to this fine gentleman.
00:00:32.000 Greetings, Trufren.
00:00:37.000 Does he have the Skull? Is everything ready?
00:00:46.000 I'm ready, Main. Let's do it, Main. That's it, Main.
00:00:50.000 Glad you made it here safely, Dexion.
00:00:57.000 He can't really see me either, though, because he's blind.
00:01:02.000 But your man, Isran, has seen to my hands well enough. 0.99
00:01:06.000 And might I add, this is a remarkable fortress.
00:01:10.000 I have colleagues back home that would love to study this place in detail.
00:01:15.000 I, I also love, um...
00:01:18.000 Uh...
00:01:19.000 Uh... 0.98
00:01:20.000 The Darn Girl Fort. 0.95
00:01:21.000 It's, um... 1.00
00:01:22.000 It's cozy as fuck. 0.99
00:01:23.000 It's cool. 0.99
00:01:24.000 Now, if everyone will please be quiet...
00:01:27.000 I must concentrate...
00:01:28.000 I see a vision before me.
00:01:31.000 An image...
00:01:33.000 Of a great bow.
00:01:35.000 I know this weapon.
00:01:37.000 It is Aureol's bow.
00:01:39.000 Now a voice...
00:01:41.000 Whispers...
00:01:42.000 Saying...
00:01:43.000 Among the night's children...
00:01:45.000 A dread lord will rise.
00:01:47.000 In an age of strife...
00:01:49.000 When dragons return to the realm of men...
00:01:52.000 This is now the difference.
00:01:54.000 Darkness will mingle with light...
00:01:55.000 And the night and the day will be as one.
00:01:58.000 The voice fades and the words begin to...
00:02:02.000 Shimmer and distort.
00:02:04.000 But wait...
00:02:05.000 There is more here.
00:02:06.000 This wasn't a very good introduction at all.
00:02:09.000 I want to talk.
00:02:10.000 And now he takes my...
00:02:11.000 My attention away.
00:02:12.000 I think there is more to a prophecy.
00:02:13.000 Recorded in other scrolls.
00:02:15.000 Yes.
00:02:16.000 I see them. 0.99
00:02:17.000 Fuckin' juicy. 0.98
00:02:19.000 One contains the ancient secrets of the dragons. 0.99
00:02:22.000 And the other speaks of the potency of ancient blood.
00:02:26.000 My vision darkens.
00:02:29.000 And I see no more.
00:02:31.000 To know the prophecy.
00:02:33.000 We must have the other two scrolls.
00:02:35.000 Alright.
00:02:36.000 Let's...
00:02:37.000 Let's get them.
00:02:38.000 Let's rest now.
00:02:39.000 The reading has...
00:02:40.000 Thank you.
00:02:41.000 Oh look.
00:02:42.000 He has a...
00:02:43.000 Akaviri sword.
00:02:44.000 Come on.
00:02:45.000 We should get some rest.
00:02:48.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:02:49.000 What's on your mind...
00:02:52.000 Gorgeous.
00:02:53.000 I...
00:02:54.000 I love her pale skin.
00:02:56.000 I like girls with pale skins. 1.00
00:02:58.000 I can...
00:02:59.000 I can confirm this to be true. 0.99
00:03:01.000 Half the people in your little crew would just as soon kill me as talk to me.
00:03:06.000 That doesn't exactly make me want to open up. 0.91
00:03:09.000 I got a warmer welcome from your father.
00:03:11.000 I'm not saying something.
00:03:13.000 Do you trust Hawken at all?
00:03:20.000 It's not a question of trust.
00:03:21.000 He's just obsessed.
00:03:22.000 I would also be obsessed with it.
00:03:24.000 But obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated.
00:03:29.000 We should have found him a hobby. 0.96
00:03:30.000 Sickening. 0.67
00:03:31.000 I don't even think he sees me as his daughter anymore.
00:03:33.000 I'm just...
00:03:35.000 A means to an end.
00:03:36.000 I would never treat my daughter like that.
00:03:38.000 That is disgraceful.
00:03:39.000 We need to find my mother, Valerica.
00:03:41.000 She'll definitely know where it is.
00:03:43.000 And if we're lucky...
00:03:44.000 She actually has it herself.
00:03:48.000 The last time I saw her, she said that she'd go somewhere safe.
00:03:52.000 Somewhere that my father would be searched.
00:03:54.000 Other than that, she wouldn't tell me anything.
00:03:56.000 But then again, if she's a vampire, she can be still a beauty. 1.00
00:03:58.000 I don't know.
00:03:59.000 The way she said it.
00:04:00.000 Some place he would never search.
00:04:01.000 It was cryptic, yet she called attention to it. 0.87
00:04:04.000 Sickening. 0.75
00:04:11.000 I want to be polite with this fair maiden, because she's a vampire after all. 1.00
00:04:16.000 Besides, I can't imagine a single place my father would avoid looking.
00:04:19.000 And he's had all this time, too.
00:04:21.000 Any ideas?
00:04:22.000 Castle Volkihar.
00:04:23.000 Yes.
00:04:24.000 Wait.
00:04:25.000 That almost makes sense.
00:04:26.000 There's a courtyard in the castle.
00:04:27.000 I used to help her tend to garden there.
00:04:28.000 All of the ingredients for our potions came from there.
00:04:29.000 She used to say that my father couldn't stand the place.
00:04:30.000 Too peaceful.
00:04:31.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:04:32.000 But my mother's not a coward. 1.00
00:04:33.000 That is, I don't think we'll actually trip over her there, but it's worth a look.
00:04:40.000 Let's do it, true friends.
00:04:41.000 True.
00:04:42.000 But I know a way we can get to the courtyard without arousing suspicion.
00:04:45.000 There's an unused inlet on the northern side of the island that was used by the previous
00:04:50.000 owners to bring supplies into the castle.
00:04:51.000 An old escape tunnel from the castle exits there.
00:04:53.000 I think that's our way in.
00:04:54.000 It's around the side of the castle.
00:05:13.000 Let's move.
00:05:14.000 Alright, let's go.
00:05:15.000 I want to tell you all a little secret.
00:05:18.000 Alright, let's explore the place.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, the little secret I will tell you right now, dear old true friends.
00:05:26.000 I will tell this secret right now because I know that if you're watching this, that means
00:05:32.000 you're watching my let's plays and not all my subscribers are doing that.
00:05:39.000 And you're also watching this even despite I don't have a face cam.
00:05:44.000 So the little secret is that I have actually doms in my chest. 0.99
00:05:54.000 That is fucking sickening. 0.98
00:05:57.000 And the reason for that is I'm so used to go high rep. 0.99
00:06:01.000 Oh, I mean low reps and heavy. 0.73
00:06:03.000 And now I went like a really fucking intense high reps pump for the pump for the something.
00:06:12.000 And then I got a severe doms. 0.95
00:06:16.000 So I still have it.
00:06:17.000 I had it yesterday as well.
00:06:19.000 But I'll train just later today either way.
00:06:23.000 Just for the lols like.
00:06:26.000 So I'm still in my little rehab phase.
00:06:28.000 I might do some leg press or something.
00:06:32.000 But I'm still taking it easy with the lower back.
00:06:36.000 And for those of you who perhaps only are watching my let's plays, if there are any.
00:06:48.000 Oh, that was the wrong power.
00:06:51.000 Yeah, I hurt my back.
00:06:53.000 But that's...
00:06:55.000 Now let's see.
00:06:57.000 That is all, not all good, but mostly good now.
00:07:01.000 Wow.
00:07:06.000 I love beating skeletons.
00:07:07.000 They're so easy to beat. 1.00
00:07:10.000 Shut your insolent mouth. 0.99
00:07:17.000 I shouldn't have said that. 0.99
00:07:26.000 This skeleton was actually quite hard to beat to be honest.
00:07:31.000 It's only a regular from a skeleton.
00:07:40.000 Ah.
00:07:41.000 That was a close call, true friends.
00:07:46.000 And... 1.00
00:07:47.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:07:48.000 What's this now? 1.00
00:07:51.000 What? 0.99
00:07:54.000 In the actual fuck was that? 0.99
00:07:57.000 I'm gonna see if I have some potions. 0.99
00:08:00.000 Uh...
00:08:01.000 So...
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 But I assume that...
00:08:07.000 That...
00:08:08.000 Most people are actually watching my other videos.
00:08:10.000 And then also my let's plays.
00:08:12.000 Unless someone just have found my let's plays in some way.
00:08:15.000 And aren't really too bothered with my narcissistic posing and stuff.
00:08:26.000 That I do in my regular videos.
00:08:30.000 I'm gonna wait an hour here to heal up.
00:08:33.000 So yeah, this.
00:08:34.000 Entering this fort here.
00:08:35.000 This is Christmas feels.
00:08:36.000 From two years ago.
00:08:37.000 Than I was in this exact place.
00:08:38.000 Hello, hello.
00:08:39.000 And...
00:08:40.000 A thing I don't really understand.
00:08:42.000 Why Betesta isn't doing.
00:08:43.000 Is why in the actual... 0.99
00:08:44.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:45.000 Aren't they... 1.00
00:08:46.000 Making another expansion to Skyrim.
00:08:47.000 Instead of spending all of that time...
00:08:48.000 Shhh...
00:08:49.000 You're about a dog.
00:08:50.000 And I'm your master.
00:08:51.000 Oh, sorry.
00:08:52.000 Ehhh...
00:08:53.000 And...
00:08:54.000 A thing I don't really understand.
00:08:55.000 Why Betesta. 0.92
00:08:57.000 Isn't doing.
00:08:58.000 Is why in the actual... 0.99
00:09:01.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:09:02.000 Aren't they... 1.00
00:09:03.000 Making another expansion to Skyrim.
00:09:07.000 Instead of spending all of that time...
00:09:10.000 Shhh...
00:09:11.000 You're about a dog.
00:09:12.000 And I'm your master.
00:09:13.000 I'm your master!
00:09:19.000 Oh, sorry.
00:09:21.000 Yeah, an expansion to Skyrim.
00:09:23.000 Whaaa! Sick! 0.94
00:09:27.000 Because, if they release another DLC 0.94
00:09:31.000 to good old Skyrim,
00:09:33.000 I mean, 0.99
00:09:35.000 imagine how many fucking people would buy that. 1.00
00:09:37.000 Supply and demand, 1.00
00:09:39.000 Troopin. Supply and demand.
00:09:43.000 How dare you assault my fair maiden! 1.00
00:09:49.000 Feral vampire! 1.00
00:09:51.000 Oh ho ho ho! 1.00
00:09:53.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:09:55.000 That was... 1.00
00:09:57.000 Incredibly glorious,
00:09:59.000 if I may be so bold.
00:10:01.000 I need you
00:10:03.000 to be my loyal
00:10:05.000 and faithful companion.
00:10:07.000 And protect me.
00:10:09.000 No, that's not very manly at all.
00:10:13.000 I'm the man in this relationship,
00:10:15.000 so I have to protect her.
00:10:17.000 Come now, Serana.
00:10:19.000 Let us...
00:10:21.000 Oh, look at this.
00:10:23.000 Some good old loot.
00:10:25.000 Minor healing.
00:10:27.000 What's that?
00:10:29.000 Leather strips.
00:10:31.000 Oh well.
00:10:33.000 And speaking of something entirely else,
00:10:35.000 I am...
00:10:37.000 missing my own
00:10:39.000 fair maiden quite a bit, 1.00
00:10:41.000 to be...
00:10:43.000 to be perfectly honest.
00:10:45.000 But, uh...
00:10:47.000 that's just the way it is.
00:10:49.000 Uh...
00:10:51.000 That is just the way it is.
00:10:53.000 Uh...
00:10:54.000 For those of you who are unaware,
00:10:55.000 we're actually having a...
00:10:57.000 long distance relationship,
00:10:59.000 because...
00:11:01.000 I studied in...
00:11:02.000 in Gral, Ireland.
00:11:03.000 Uh...
00:11:04.000 Last...
00:11:05.000 Last autumn.
00:11:07.000 And, uh...
00:11:09.000 I was too much in love with her,
00:11:11.000 to not...
00:11:12.000 uh...
00:11:13.000 keep on being her...
00:11:14.000 her man.
00:11:15.000 Oh! 0.60
00:11:18.000 Oh, sorry.
00:11:19.000 It wasn't wrong. 0.96
00:11:20.000 No?
00:11:23.000 Huh.
00:11:24.000 Strange.
00:11:25.000 Uh...
00:11:26.000 Yeah, so we have a long distance relationship,
00:11:27.000 and then, obviously,
00:11:28.000 you miss, um...
00:11:30.000 you miss each other,
00:11:31.000 because you...
00:11:32.000 you see each other, like...
00:11:36.000 For the love of...
00:11:37.000 the love of...
00:11:38.000 God.
00:11:39.000 Every...
00:11:40.000 month...
00:11:41.000 uh...
00:11:42.000 or so.
00:11:43.000 So that's, um...
00:11:44.000 And especially over Christmas,
00:11:45.000 like, everyone is with their loved ones.
00:11:46.000 Obviously, I have a great family and all,
00:11:48.000 but, um...
00:11:50.000 Yeah, you can, uh...
00:11:51.000 tend to miss your, uh...
00:11:53.000 fair maiden either way.
00:11:55.000 But...
00:11:56.000 that's just...
00:11:58.000 that's just how it is.
00:11:59.000 Like, that's life.
00:12:00.000 You, um...
00:12:02.000 You are a bit...
00:12:04.000 like that.
00:12:05.000 Sometimes.
00:12:06.000 But, uh...
00:12:09.000 Oh! 0.60
00:12:10.000 We're, uh...
00:12:11.000 We're going the wrong way.
00:12:12.000 Yes?
00:12:13.000 What did you mean?
00:12:14.000 Uh, so...
00:12:15.000 And the advice for anyone who is a bit, like...
00:12:17.000 Obviously not heartbroken,
00:12:18.000 because things are good between us and everything.
00:12:20.000 Like, we...
00:12:21.000 We love each other greatly.
00:12:25.000 But, uh...
00:12:26.000 If you are in that...
00:12:27.000 situation...
00:12:30.000 Don't dwell on it too much.
00:12:32.000 Especially if you can't really do anything about it.
00:12:34.000 Just, like...
00:12:35.000 Keep yourself...
00:12:39.000 Occupied...
00:12:40.000 With other things.
00:12:41.000 Like gaming, for example.
00:12:43.000 Whoa... 0.99
00:12:46.000 That's how it goes, you insolent dog. 0.99
00:12:49.000 Um... 0.99
00:12:51.000 Ah, look at that.
00:12:52.000 Um...
00:12:53.000 So you don't dwell on things like that.
00:12:55.000 So go to the gym.
00:12:57.000 Be with your boys. 1.00
00:12:59.000 Play some fucking Skyrim. 1.00
00:13:00.000 Or, uh... 1.00
00:13:01.000 Whichever game you play.
00:13:02.000 I've actually been playing some Assassin's Creed.
00:13:04.000 Uh...
00:13:05.000 Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.
00:13:07.000 And now also Revelation.
00:13:09.000 To, uh...
00:13:10.000 Uh...
00:13:11.000 So I get the whole story before I delve into, um...
00:13:14.000 Black Flag and then Unity.
00:13:21.000 So...
00:13:22.000 That's my, um...
00:13:23.000 My sincere advice right there.
00:13:25.000 If you, um...
00:13:27.000 If you...
00:13:28.000 If you have a bit of a heartache or something like that.
00:13:32.000 Um...
00:13:33.000 Um...
00:13:34.000 Keep busy.
00:13:35.000 Don't dwell on it too much.
00:13:37.000 If you dwell on it, it will only be, uh...
00:13:40.000 Get worse.
00:13:43.000 And then also, like, it's basically the same as...
00:13:46.000 As you know, when you're cutting and don't eat so much food as you would like.
00:13:49.000 Like...
00:13:50.000 I mean, the more you dwell on it...
00:13:53.000 For the glory of Sparta! 1.00
00:13:56.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:14:04.000 Ah, there we are. 1.00
00:14:06.000 The more you dwell on something, the bigger of a problem it gets.
00:14:09.000 When it doesn't really have to be...
00:14:11.000 Yes?
00:14:12.000 What do you mean?
00:14:13.000 You know, that hard.
00:14:15.000 If you accept that it will be hard.
00:14:17.000 Regardless.
00:14:18.000 And then you just try to best...
00:14:19.000 Do the best of the situation.
00:14:22.000 Then you will be better off, I promise you.
00:14:28.000 Hmm...
00:14:29.000 Are we actually going down there?
00:14:31.000 Hello!
00:14:32.000 Hello, Serana's Deathhound. 0.99
00:14:34.000 Fucking juicy. 0.99
00:14:35.000 Alright, let's... 0.99
00:14:36.000 Let's try it.
00:14:46.000 And this...
00:14:47.000 No!
00:14:48.000 We came from here!
00:14:50.000 And I...
00:14:51.000 I just love this place.
00:14:52.000 This is probably one of my favourite places...
00:14:55.000 In like...
00:14:56.000 Of all...
00:14:58.000 Of all gaming moments. 0.98
00:15:00.000 It is so fucking immersive. 0.94
00:15:03.000 But I can't for the love of Talos figure out... 0.97
00:15:07.000 Where...
00:15:09.000 In...
00:15:10.000 The actual... 1.00
00:15:12.000 Fuck we're going. 1.00
00:15:16.000 We've already been down there. 1.00
00:15:17.000 What did you need?
00:15:18.000 What did you need?
00:15:19.000 I need to find the...
00:15:20.000 The way.
00:15:22.000 That's exactly what I need.
00:15:24.000 Alright.
00:15:25.000 Bear with me.
00:15:27.000 While I...
00:15:28.000 Try to figure out...
00:15:31.000 This highly blasphemous place.
00:15:34.000 Perhaps...
00:15:36.000 Misk. 0.92
00:15:37.000 Yeah, I was gonna say that.
00:15:39.000 Spend some time at the...
00:15:41.000 The Misk. 0.93
00:15:42.000 Today.
00:15:44.000 Was...
00:15:45.000 Was nice.
00:15:47.000 The good old Misk. 1.00
00:15:48.000 And for those of you who are unaware...
00:15:51.000 That is...
00:15:52.000 Bodybuilding...
00:15:54.000 Dot coms...
00:15:57.000 Misk section.
00:15:58.000 Uh...
00:16:01.000 Uh...
00:16:02.000 Uh...
00:16:09.000 Uh...
00:16:10.000 Uh...
00:16:11.000 Uh...
00:16:12.000 So...
00:16:13.000 So we lowered a bridge there.
00:16:16.000 That means we must go...
00:16:18.000 Back...
00:16:20.000 From whence we came.
00:16:22.000 Uh... Yeah.
00:16:23.000 Bodybuilding's Misk section.
00:16:24.000 And...
00:16:25.000 Uh...
00:16:26.000 Yeah.
00:16:27.000 It's a fun enough place.
00:16:28.000 Uh...
00:16:29.000 Contracted rattles.
00:16:31.000 Perfect.
00:16:32.000 Not perfect.
00:16:33.000 Uh...
00:16:34.000 And I just love the banter at the Misk.
00:16:35.000 Like...
00:16:36.000 Obviously they are quite...
00:16:37.000 Can be quite rude.
00:16:38.000 And then like have...
00:16:40.000 Uh...
00:16:41.000 Some funny ideas about stuff.
00:16:44.000 Uh...
00:16:45.000 But the...
00:16:46.000 The banter...
00:16:47.000 If you're not too serious going into the Misk.
00:16:49.000 It's a really...
00:16:50.000 Really funny place.
00:16:51.000 Uh...
00:16:53.000 And I actually started...
00:16:55.000 Becoming noticed.
00:16:56.000 You made it to the courtyard.
00:16:57.000 First.
00:16:58.000 At uh...
00:16:59.000 At the Misk actually.
00:17:00.000 It was uh...
00:17:01.000 It was good times.
00:17:03.000 Uh...
00:17:04.000 When I...
00:17:05.000 Got voted to be the last brah.
00:17:10.000 Alright.
00:17:11.000 I remember this.
00:17:12.000 We're gonna find...
00:17:15.000 These uh...
00:17:16.000 Flangs.
00:17:17.000 And place them here.
00:17:21.000 Place.
00:17:23.000 Aha.
00:17:24.000 The proper crest.
00:17:26.000 There we are.
00:17:29.000 And we're gonna find...
00:17:30.000 The rest.
00:17:32.000 And as I said before like...
00:17:33.000 The thang with Skyrim is...
00:17:35.000 It's so fun.
00:17:36.000 This was my mother's garden.
00:17:37.000 With all the...
00:17:42.000 The little puzzles and thangs.
00:17:44.000 It's not only hack and slash.
00:17:47.000 Hack and slash.
00:17:48.000 So yeah.
00:17:49.000 Uh...
00:17:50.000 Speaking of...
00:17:51.000 Assassin's Creed.
00:17:52.000 I've...
00:17:53.000 I feel like I've spent...
00:17:54.000 Quite a bit of time...
00:17:55.000 In my Skyrim episodes...
00:17:56.000 Talking about Assassin's Creed.
00:17:58.000 Uh...
00:17:59.000 So maybe I should...
00:18:01.000 Actually play it sometime.
00:18:04.000 Now let's see.
00:18:07.000 Ah.
00:18:08.000 Look at this. 0.93
00:18:09.000 Sickening.
00:18:11.000 I didn't even know the crests could be ruined.
00:18:14.000 Very clever mother.
00:18:15.000 Very clever.
00:18:17.000 And look at this.
00:18:18.000 I've never been in those tunnels before.
00:18:19.000 I've never been in those tunnels before.
00:18:20.000 I bet they'd run right under the courtyard. 0.97
00:18:21.000 And into the tower ruins.
00:18:23.000 Well at least we're getting closer.
00:18:24.000 Let's go.
00:18:25.000 Indeed we are.
00:18:26.000 And by the way.
00:18:27.000 I know the loyal one.
00:18:29.000 Dean.
00:18:30.000 Will actually...
00:18:31.000 Look at this.
00:18:32.000 Greetings true friend.
00:18:33.000 And you recommended me...
00:18:36.000 An elven armor of wisdom.
00:18:39.000 In all actuality.
00:18:40.000 From Middle Earth.
00:18:41.000 But.
00:18:42.000 I'm gonna have to be...
00:18:45.000 I admire this armor more. 0.98
00:18:47.000 I think it's fucking gorgeous. 0.99
00:18:48.000 I think it's beautiful. 0.98
00:18:49.000 This armor in particular.
00:18:53.000 But.
00:18:54.000 Thank you for the...
00:18:55.000 For the suggestion.
00:18:58.000 But I think...
00:18:59.000 Do you all agree?
00:19:00.000 This...
00:19:01.000 This armor.
00:19:03.000 Is it...
00:19:04.000 Is it glorious enough.
00:19:05.000 For the golden one.
00:19:06.000 I mean.
00:19:08.000 If my character's name.
00:19:09.000 And this very YouTube channel's name.
00:19:11.000 Is the golden one.
00:19:13.000 It's appropriate.
00:19:14.000 That they actually have.
00:19:15.000 You know.
00:19:16.000 A gold.
00:19:17.000 Or bronze armor.
00:19:19.000 Okay.
00:19:20.000 I'm preparing to fight now.
00:19:21.000 Fight me.
00:19:22.000 Talos.
00:19:23.000 I love you.
00:19:28.000 Glory to Makedon.
00:19:32.000 Why?
00:19:34.000 Whoop. 1.00
00:19:35.000 Ah fuck. 1.00
00:19:36.000 Don't want to get hit. 1.00
00:19:37.000 In the back like that.
00:19:41.000 Hello.
00:19:44.000 Ah.
00:19:45.000 Sickening. 0.74
00:19:46.000 up there with them skeleton skeleton you have been visited by the hungry 0.75
00:19:52.760 skeleton all your gains will be forfeit no okay 1.00
00:20:01.620 ah fuck 1.00
00:20:08.620 TALOS 1.00
00:20:14.620 that was actually a new one that was highly glorious
00:20:30.620 I hope you all admired my gameplay there with the blocking now since I have light
00:20:39.620 armor I have to block as much as possible because I can't really stand that much
00:20:45.620 what her own skeleton backstabbed her such a such a bustard how dare he talk to her like that 0.95
00:20:55.620 how dare he yeah since I have light armor I need to block a lot and since I have a two 0.78
00:21:02.620 handed weapon I need to have a lot of stamina to be able to wield it and to block it so my
00:21:12.620 basic setup is a lot of stamina block a lot and do a lot of damage do a lot of damage I
00:21:18.620 I sounded a bit like Ned Stark there actually
00:21:25.620 one of the favorite quotes I have from the Game of Thrones is when he says Jaime Lannis is busted when he talks with Cersei
00:21:33.620 are you gonna come alive no no perhaps not where there you are hello gorgeous hello mate do you in all
00:21:40.620 actually want to boss with me
00:21:47.620 do you want to boss with me
00:21:52.620 ah extremely poor gameplay there by me I must unfortunately admit I missed my shout in all actuality I did
00:22:17.620 in all actuality I did
00:22:24.620 I'm gonna utilize a quick save there so I don't
00:22:32.620 die all of the sudden 0.99
00:22:39.620 oh fuck 1.00
00:22:46.620 there I got in a proper 1.00
00:22:51.620 proper hit
00:22:55.620 ah come on come on come on come on
00:23:00.620 close call indeed
00:23:03.620 yeah about the lack of face cam I've actually seen that almost no no let's players have a face cam
00:23:15.620 which is it's just because I want to show off my glorious hair 0.95
00:23:19.620 ah fuck that I have it but sometimes the hair is unruly and 0.99
00:23:24.620 yes 0.99
00:23:26.620 the editing process is quite a bit easier
00:23:31.620 and I can focus more on talking and the gameplay instead of
00:23:34.620 looking good for the camera
00:23:37.620 ok so I'm gonna go with stamina here as well
00:23:40.620 so I can just increase my blocking game
00:23:43.620 so what will we do smithing
00:23:46.620 hmm
00:23:51.620 hmm
00:23:56.620 ok I need to step up my game there
00:24:02.620 nooo
00:24:06.620 two handed
00:24:07.620 it's always
00:24:08.620 it's always fun
00:24:10.620 90
00:24:11.620 that's
00:24:12.620 sweep
00:24:15.620 ok let's
00:24:16.620 let's do that
00:24:17.620 war master
00:24:20.620 war master
00:24:21.620 horus
00:24:24.620 this guy will come alive
00:24:25.620 I sense it
00:24:27.620 hello
00:24:28.620 hello
00:24:30.620 hello
00:24:31.620 me again 1.00
00:24:32.620 fuck 1.00
00:24:41.620 fuck 1.00
00:24:42.620 unmaster bully done 1.00
00:24:43.620 ok I'm gonna charge
00:24:45.620 talos
00:24:46.620 I
00:24:48.620 I
00:24:49.620 I sense that talos
00:24:50.620 was
00:24:51.620 was winning there
00:24:52.620 so I
00:24:53.620 what
00:24:57.620 ah ha
00:24:58.620 talos I love you
00:24:59.620 oh 0.64
00:25:01.620 sickening
00:25:10.620 getting closer
00:25:11.620 quick save
00:25:12.620 quick save
00:25:14.620 quick save
00:25:19.620 he didn't actually do that much damage
00:25:21.620 and I
00:25:22.620 I need to
00:25:23.620 start
00:25:24.620 uh
00:25:25.620 stop missing those
00:25:27.620 I mean
00:25:28.620 oh
00:25:29.620 sickening
00:25:30.620 sickening 0.83
00:25:31.620 sickening gains 0.71
00:25:34.620 oh we have a
00:25:35.620 I'm just gonna give this
00:25:36.620 a
00:25:39.620 little try
00:25:40.620 no 1.00
00:25:41.620 fuck 1.00
00:25:42.620 ok 1.00
00:25:43.620 two tries
00:25:44.620 that's
00:25:45.620 always the case
00:25:46.620 when I have
00:25:47.620 um
00:25:48.620 these doors
00:25:49.620 ah
00:25:51.620 how quick
00:25:53.620 plentiful healing
00:25:54.620 thank you for that
00:25:55.620 how quick
00:25:57.620 plentiful healing
00:25:58.620 thank you for that
00:26:00.620 a lot of poverty weapons
00:26:02.620 I don't want these weapons
00:26:06.620 it's not even good 1.00
00:26:07.620 fuck 0.99
00:26:08.620 fuck 1.00
00:26:20.620 glory to 1.00
00:26:21.620 Makedon
00:26:30.620 ah brilliant
00:26:31.620 I got them both
00:26:34.620 for the glory of Sparta
00:26:36.620 they did really easy there
00:26:37.620 easy there
00:26:38.620 ok come at me Bru
00:26:39.620 come at me Bru
00:26:40.620 come at me Bru
00:26:46.620 oh
00:26:47.620 you're standing up there are we
00:26:49.620 oh yeah
00:26:51.620 where is
00:26:53.620 in all actuality
00:26:55.620 our beloved crossbow
00:26:57.620 there we are
00:26:59.620 crossbow tree
00:27:00.620 yes thank you
00:27:02.620 thank you very much
00:27:04.620 how dare you
00:27:05.620 joke to me like that
00:27:07.620 shut
00:27:08.620 shut
00:27:09.620 your 1.00
00:27:11.620 insolent mouth 0.99
00:27:13.620 that was a beautiful headshot 0.56
00:27:14.620 by the way
00:27:18.620 boom
00:27:20.620 ok let's
00:27:21.620 let's get at him boys
00:27:23.620 oh
00:27:26.620 I blocked him to death
00:27:28.620 ah no I didn't
00:27:30.620 she actually didn't
00:27:31.620 a chest
00:27:32.620 a chest
00:27:33.620 how quaint
00:27:34.620 some gold
00:27:35.620 yes thank you very much
00:27:37.620 we're getting close
00:27:38.620 I'm sure of it
00:27:40.620 I'm also sure
00:27:41.620 we're getting close
00:27:42.620 look at this
00:27:43.620 statue of Dibella
00:27:44.620 by the looks of it
00:27:46.620 somebody has nailed arrow to my poor head
00:27:56.620 how dare they
00:27:59.620 and also speaking of my own hair
00:28:01.620 it resembles the hair of the character
00:28:03.620 other character
00:28:04.620 but you already know that
00:28:06.620 because this is the
00:28:10.620 is it the 8th
00:28:11.620 or the 9th
00:28:13.620 episode
00:28:14.620 either way
00:28:15.620 then you have seen my hair
00:28:16.620 in all the previous episodes
00:28:20.620 hello dog
00:28:22.620 greetings
00:28:24.620 cure the seas
00:28:25.620 always
00:28:26.620 always nice thing
00:28:27.620 ok
00:28:28.620 quick save
00:28:29.620 and then a charge for Sparta
00:28:33.620 a charge for Sparta
00:28:37.620 and now I've made so many videos
00:28:38.620 on my glorious channel
00:28:39.620 that I
00:28:40.620 I might start repeating
00:28:41.620 some things I've said
00:28:43.620 and
00:28:45.620 if you look at
00:28:47.620 if you want a glorious
00:28:50.620 tv series
00:28:52.620 Spartacus blood and sand
00:28:53.620 you must see it
00:28:54.620 if you haven't seen it
00:28:56.620 do so immediately
00:28:57.620 immediately
00:29:00.620 hello mate
00:29:02.620 oh I can't believe I missed that
00:29:06.620 oh 1.00
00:29:07.620 ah fuck fuck fuck 1.00
00:29:14.620 that's exactly how it goes 1.00
00:29:20.620 oh
00:29:23.620 yeah
00:29:24.620 Spartacus blood and sand
00:29:25.620 highly
00:29:26.620 highly sickening
00:29:27.620 violence
00:29:28.620 and the good speeches
00:29:30.620 but he is
00:29:31.620 glorious 1.00
00:29:33.620 fuck 1.00
00:29:42.620 love it 1.00
00:29:43.620 absolutely
00:29:44.620 love it
00:29:47.620 hello
00:29:50.620 oh he
00:29:51.620 did not want to box with me
00:29:52.620 do we have
00:29:54.620 do we have
00:29:55.620 other cool
00:29:56.620 plans here
00:30:00.620 no
00:30:01.620 not really
00:30:02.620 here then
00:30:04.620 wow
00:30:07.620 royal armor
00:30:08.620 I'm just gonna look at that
00:30:10.620 and see
00:30:11.620 see if it's juicy enough
00:30:13.620 to wear
00:30:18.620 it's beautiful
00:30:19.620 but
00:30:20.620 but
00:30:27.620 but
00:30:28.620 not good enough 1.00
00:30:31.620 holy fuck I can't be killed by 1.00
00:30:33.620 our own 1.00
00:30:38.620 our own guy
00:30:40.620 but it looks like she had
00:30:42.620 been bugged there
00:30:43.620 so
00:30:48.620 come on now
00:30:49.620 Serana
00:30:50.620 cop on
00:30:51.620 that's how we deal with
00:30:53.620 vampires
00:30:54.620 you block 0.88
00:30:57.620 come on then
00:30:58.620 oh well
00:30:59.620 I'm sure she will follow
00:31:00.620 uh
00:31:01.620 uh
00:31:02.620 hmm
00:31:06.620 hmm
00:31:07.620 hmm
00:31:13.620 utilize clairvoyance
00:31:14.620 always
00:31:17.620 always nice
00:31:19.620 aha
00:31:20.620 okay
00:31:21.620 here
00:31:27.620 I think there is a secret
00:31:28.620 ah
00:31:29.620 there we are
00:31:30.620 I knew it
00:31:31.620 was a secret passage
00:31:32.620 of some sort
00:31:44.620 eat sick
00:31:45.620 ah
00:31:46.620 look at this
00:31:48.620 I'm just gonna
00:31:49.620 wait a moment
00:31:50.620 so Serana
00:31:51.620 can catch up with us
00:31:56.620 if
00:31:57.620 she
00:31:58.620 um
00:31:59.620 she wants to do that
00:32:00.620 ah look at this
00:32:01.620 we have a lot of juicy books
00:32:04.620 no
00:32:05.620 perhaps not juicy books even
00:32:08.620 I want leveling books
00:32:09.620 those are fun
00:32:14.620 ah
00:32:15.620 look at this
00:32:17.620 look at this though
00:32:20.620 mirin
00:32:22.620 mirin gains
00:32:24.620 we can enchant
00:32:25.620 thanks with this
00:32:27.620 and I've actually enchanted
00:32:28.620 most of my
00:32:29.620 thanks
00:32:33.620 I'm not really proficient
00:32:34.620 in
00:32:35.620 alchemy
00:32:39.620 there we have an enchanting table
00:32:40.620 but I'm gonna do that
00:32:41.620 in a not
00:32:42.620 when I game
00:32:44.620 and don't make
00:32:46.620 let's place
00:32:47.620 because that's more of a grinding
00:32:48.620 thing to do
00:32:50.620 so I'm gonna get on with the storyline
00:32:53.620 look at this place
00:32:56.620 this has to be it
00:32:58.620 I knew she was deep into necromancy
00:32:59.620 I mean
00:33:00.620 she taught me everything I know
00:33:02.620 but I had no idea
00:33:03.620 she had a setup like this
00:33:05.620 look at all this
00:33:08.620 she must have spent years
00:33:09.620 collecting these components
00:33:11.620 and what's this thing?
00:33:14.620 what's this thang?
00:33:16.620 I'm not sure about this circle
00:33:17.620 but it's obviously
00:33:19.620 something
00:33:20.620 something
00:33:21.620 let's take a look around
00:33:23.620 there has to be something here
00:33:24.620 that tells us where she's gone
00:33:27.620 my mother was meticulous about her research
00:33:30.620 if we can find her notes
00:33:31.620 there might be some hints in there
00:33:41.620 okay let us locate
00:33:43.620 Valerica's journal
00:33:45.620 and
00:33:48.620 ah
00:33:50.620 the lusty Argonian maid
00:33:52.620 I'm gonna take that
00:33:53.620 for the lols
00:33:55.620 very well
00:33:59.620 but I'm afraid
00:34:00.620 my oven isn't hot enough
00:34:02.620 it could take hours
00:34:04.620 I've actually read that
00:34:05.620 in another
00:34:07.620 let's see
00:34:09.620 if you haven't
00:34:10.620 if you haven't read it in the game
00:34:12.620 be sure to do so
00:34:13.620 because it's
00:34:17.620 it's hilarious
00:34:18.620 it's like
00:34:20.620 an erotic novel
00:34:25.620 any luck yet?
00:34:27.620 there are they 0.92
00:34:34.620 sickening
00:34:35.620 I'm sorry about soul gems
00:34:36.620 that the souls inside of them
00:34:37.620 don't just vanish
00:34:38.620 when they're used
00:34:39.620 they end up in the soul cairn
00:34:42.620 the soul cairn is home to very powerful beings
00:34:47.620 necromancers send them souls 1.00
00:34:48.620 and receive powers of their own in return
00:34:51.620 my mother spent a lot of time trying to contact them directly
00:34:54.620 to travel to the soul cairn itself
00:34:57.620 that circle in the center of the room is definitely some type of portal
00:35:02.620 if I'm reading this right
00:35:03.620 there's a formula here that should give a safe passage into the soul cairn
00:35:07.620 sickening
00:35:09.620 a handful of soul gem shards
00:35:11.620 some finely ground bone meal
00:35:13.620 a good bit of purified void salts
00:35:16.620 oh 0.99
00:35:18.620 damn it 0.99
00:35:20.620 we're also going to need a sample of her blood 0.99
00:35:22.620 which
00:35:23.620 if we could get that
00:35:24.620 we wouldn't even be trying to do this in the first place
00:35:27.620 can take your blood maiden 0.98
00:35:30.620 not bad
00:35:31.620 we'd better hope that's good enough
00:35:33.620 mistakes with these kind of portals can be
00:35:34.620 gruesome
00:35:36.620 anyway
00:35:37.620 enough of that
00:35:39.620 let's get started
00:35:41.620 oh
00:35:42.620 definitely
00:35:43.620 mother would have plenty of those materials in her laboratory 0.99
00:35:45.620 you just need to find them
00:35:49.620 alright then
00:35:52.620 didn't I collect
00:35:56.620 alright true friends
00:35:57.620 let us
00:35:58.620 fill the vessel
00:36:00.620 I'm ready
00:36:02.620 indeed it is a fair maiden
00:36:03.620 are you ready to go
00:36:04.620 I'm not entirely sure what this thing is going to do when I add my blood
00:36:11.620 I don't want to ask her anything
00:36:13.620 I'm ready
00:36:14.620 let's do it
00:36:15.620 let's do it fair maiden
00:36:17.620 let us in all actually do
00:36:19.620 this
00:36:20.620 let's do this
00:36:22.620 it was my Ronnie Coleman impersonation
00:36:25.620 yeah buddy
00:36:26.620 we've created a portal of the soul cairn
00:36:27.620 we've created a portal of the soul cairn
00:36:28.620 incredible
00:36:29.620 enter the soul cairn
00:36:33.620 how
00:36:35.620 how nice
00:36:38.620 how incredibly nice
00:36:40.620 I'll actually have to save that
00:36:41.620 for the next
00:36:43.620 juicy and glorious episode
00:36:45.620 and
00:36:46.620 then we'll do the soul cairn
00:36:48.620 then we'll do the soul cairn
00:36:49.620 as the next episode
00:36:50.620 yeah
00:36:51.620 so
00:36:52.620 thank you
00:36:53.620 very much
00:36:54.620 for
00:36:55.620 watching this
00:36:56.620 and
00:36:57.620 I hope
00:36:58.620 it
00:36:59.620 was a good episode
00:37:00.620 despite the lack of face cam
00:37:02.620 I hope
00:37:03.620 that is
00:37:04.620 that is all
00:37:05.620 good
00:37:06.620 I
00:37:07.620 I thought
00:37:08.620 that I show my
00:37:09.620 like
00:37:10.620 face so much
00:37:11.620 either way
00:37:12.620 in my regular videos
00:37:13.620 so you know how I look
00:37:14.620 anyway
00:37:15.620 but
00:37:16.620 leave me your comments
00:37:17.620 like as always
00:37:18.620 all criticism is
00:37:19.620 well
00:37:20.620 welcome and
00:37:21.620 appreciated
00:37:22.620 so if you
00:37:23.620 don't like
00:37:25.620 if you don't like it
00:37:26.620 if you don't care
00:37:27.620 let me know
00:37:28.620 I want to make the best videos
00:37:29.620 possible
00:37:30.620 because
00:37:31.620 you take the time to watch them
00:37:32.620 so then I obviously want to
00:37:34.620 you know create
00:37:35.620 as good of our
00:37:36.620 you know
00:37:37.620 finished product
00:37:39.620 as possible
00:37:40.620 and who am I?
00:37:42.620 I'm the proud son of Skyrim
00:37:44.620 XXO
00:37:45.620 BOOM