The Golden One - January 29, 2015


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 14

Topics
Ulfric's challenge and murder of the High King sons and daughters of Skyrim
Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Jarl Ulfric Serana Jarl Balgruf Talos Skyrim Galmar Vignar Greymane Stormcloak Dalos Vampire Seduction Fair Maiden High King Jarlulfric Whiterun Irileth Bustard Westrom
Depression and Purpose in Life Gains Kitchen Pwo of Cheese

Episode Stats


Length

18 minutes

Words per minute

113.01

Word count

2,062

Sentence count

414

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

82

sentences flagged

Hate speech

11

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Summary

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Jarl of Wightron and the Stormcloaks are at odds with each other over who should be the next High King of Skyrim. Is he a heretic or a loyalist? Or is he a man?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you glorious pale orcs and welcome back to good old Skyrim. We're
00:00:11.100 actually admiring the glorious statue of Talos. Talos I love you! And I thought to
00:00:18.900 put on the facecam today for an extra glorious episode so you can see the
00:00:23.880 expressions when I'm talking. So we're gonna...
00:00:27.400 Greetings fair maiden. Come with me! We're gonna talk with Jarl of Wightron and see
00:00:34.420 what the crack is if you want to join the glorious stormcloves or if you want to
00:00:41.360 be a bloody heretic and stay with Imperials. So that's actually what is up. 0.99
00:00:50.720 So I hope you all have been enjoying the Skyrim Let's Plays. I have enjoyed making
00:01:00.000 making them in all actuality. Talos I love you! Greetings true friend.
00:01:05.740 Lady gods watch over your battles friend. 0.99
00:01:07.740 Jarl Ulfric asked me to deliver this axe to you. Did he now? Indeed. The man is persistent. I'll give him that. I suppose it's time to give him. And it better be good might.
00:01:22.740 If Ulfric is the old king!
00:01:29.760 Ulfric is the old king!
00:01:32.760 I urge us to wait and see.
00:01:36.760 I'm of a mind with Irileth. It's time to act. 0.98
00:01:41.760 You plan to march on Windhelm? There is a glorious fair man.
00:01:44.760 I'm not a fool, Preventus. I mean it's time to challenge Ulfric to face me as a man. Or march his stormcloaks up to the gates.
00:01:53.760 He'll do no such thing. A dagger in the back is all you could expect. 0.89
00:01:57.760 How dare you talk to him like that, you insolent dog! 1.00
00:02:01.760 Torrig? He simply walked up to the boy and murdered him. 1.00
00:02:04.760 That boy was High King of Skyrim.
00:02:08.760 I'm not the High King. But neither am I a boy. If Ulfric wants to challenge my rule in the old way.
00:02:16.760 Begins, I can handle it. But this talk of dragons...
00:02:20.760 I've made up my mind.
00:02:22.760 He's made up his mind.
00:02:24.760 I'm still squabbling.
00:02:26.760 I'm sending you to Windhelm.
00:02:28.760 I can agree to take a message if you ask politely.
00:02:32.760 The esteemed Jarl of Windhelm has my answer.
00:02:35.760 Make sure he gets it.
00:02:38.760 Alrighty then.
00:02:40.760 He's already proven his personal strength. Now he's...
00:02:42.760 Goodbye, fair maiden. I hope you have a good day. 0.54
00:02:45.760 Come on, Serana. Let us go. Let us go.
00:02:48.760 Back to Jarl Ulfric and...
00:02:52.760 See what in the actual... 1.00
00:02:55.760 Fuck the crack is. 1.00
00:02:57.760 In Windhelm. In all actuality. 1.00
00:03:00.760 So...
00:03:02.760 Yeah.
00:03:03.760 I have...
00:03:05.760 I decided to make some more...
00:03:07.760 Skyrim.
00:03:10.760 Haven't uploaded so many videos in the last week.
00:03:15.760 Because I was with my...
00:03:17.760 My own Serana as it were.
00:03:19.760 But I'm sure you have seen those videos.
00:03:21.760 So it was great fun making those as well.
00:03:23.760 Oh yeah.
00:03:25.760 I'm a vampire now as well.
00:03:27.760 Even though I cured myself in one...
00:03:30.760 In...
00:03:31.760 In...
00:03:32.760 In one of the previous episodes.
00:03:34.760 In all actuality.
00:03:38.760 Glory to Sparta.
00:03:40.760 Greetings.
00:03:41.760 Oh.
00:03:42.760 What's this?
00:03:43.760 Look at this goat cheese wheel.
00:03:46.760 I want to run many calories.
00:03:48.760 It isn't that.
00:03:49.760 Oh well.
00:03:50.760 No time to eat now.
00:03:54.760 That's it man.
00:03:55.760 Greetings.
00:03:56.760 Why Talius' way.
00:03:57.760 Then I was wrong about him.
00:03:59.760 You're right Galmar.
00:04:01.760 Again.
00:04:02.760 I'm in no move to joke.
00:04:05.760 Give the word my lord.
00:04:07.760 And Whiterun is yours.
00:04:09.760 We'll take it.
00:04:11.760 That means to an end.
00:04:12.760 I've toured our camps.
00:04:14.760 We're ready Ulfric.
00:04:15.760 Whenever you are.
00:04:17.760 I...
00:04:18.760 I am actually ready.
00:04:19.760 Is any man ever ready to give the order?
00:04:21.760 That will mean the deaths of many.
00:04:24.760 No.
00:04:25.760 But neither is every man able to give that order when he must.
00:04:30.760 But you are that man, Ulfric.
00:04:33.760 You've been that man before.
00:04:35.760 And you'll be him again.
00:04:37.760 And these men and women.
00:04:39.760 They call themselves Stormcloaks because they believe in you. 0.99
00:04:44.760 They are the meanest, toughest sons of bitches Skyrim has to offer. 1.00
00:04:49.760 Glorious. 1.00
00:04:50.760 They want this.
00:04:51.760 They want this as much as you do.
00:04:54.760 Perhaps they want it more.
00:04:57.760 You're certain we're ready.
00:04:59.760 Whiterun's army will no doubt be bolstered with legionnaires.
00:05:04.760 The walls around Whiterun are open.
00:05:07.760 But they still stand.
00:05:09.760 We are.
00:05:10.760 I will deal with the walls.
00:05:12.760 Jar Ulfric. 1.00
00:05:13.760 But I'll kick those damn walls down with my bare feet. 0.99
00:05:17.760 If you would only ask me to do it. 1.00
00:05:20.760 I like him.
00:05:21.760 I like that guy. 1.00
00:05:22.760 He's glorious as fuck. 1.00
00:05:24.760 Alright. 1.00
00:05:25.760 This is it.
00:05:27.760 Yes.
00:05:28.760 Yes. 0.99
00:05:29.760 Fucking go time. 0.99
00:05:31.760 A new day is dawning. 0.99
00:05:33.760 And the sun rises over Whiterun.
00:05:36.760 Aye.
00:05:37.760 And the sons of Skyrim will greet that dawn.
00:05:41.760 Teeth and souls flashing.
00:05:43.760 So the stormcloaks has the eastern part.
00:05:47.760 I want you on the front lines.
00:05:49.760 It will be an honor Jarl Ulfric.
00:05:52.760 Your place is on that battlefield.
00:05:54.760 I need you there.
00:05:56.760 Yes sir.
00:05:58.760 Fight well or die well.
00:06:00.760 Talos be with you.
00:06:01.760 Talos I love you.
00:06:03.760 Okay.
00:06:04.760 No more time to wait.
00:06:06.760 Let's just admire this map for a second.
00:06:09.760 The imperial bustage have the western half.
00:06:12.760 And the stormcloaks has that.
00:06:18.760 Alrighty then.
00:06:19.760 And we have Serana with us.
00:06:20.760 So we can't really lose that battle.
00:06:23.760 Because she'll utilize her vampire powers to demolish everyone. 1.00
00:06:33.760 Alright.
00:06:34.760 Whiterun military camp. 0.99
00:06:35.760 Fucking go time in Skyrim. 0.99
00:06:38.760 It will be highly glorious. 0.99
00:06:40.760 In all actuality.
00:06:41.760 It will.
00:06:42.760 I can confirm this to be true.
00:06:50.760 This is it.
00:06:51.760 Oh look at that.
00:06:52.760 I say that our cause is false. 0.99
00:06:54.760 And that we are nothing more than humans, thugs and murderers.
00:06:59.760 We are craftsmen.
00:07:03.760 We are sons and daughters of shopkeepers, servants and soldiers.
00:07:09.760 We are the sons and daughters of Skyrim.
00:07:13.760 Glory to Skyrim.
00:07:15.760 What we do here today is no for our country.
00:07:20.760 For all the true lords of Skyrim.
00:07:25.760 Whiteruns won't. 1.00
00:07:27.760 But they are old and crumbling.
00:07:30.760 Like the empire whose legion lies them.
00:07:34.760 They've barricades to block us.
00:07:37.760 But we'll tear through them.
00:07:39.760 And the imperials behind them.
00:07:42.760 Oh hello Serana.
00:07:44.760 This is the drawbridge.
00:07:46.760 I will.
00:07:47.760 I will deal with the drawbridge.
00:07:48.760 In all actuality.
00:07:49.760 The cities will be ours.
00:07:51.760 Everyone on me.
00:07:52.760 Let's show these imperial milk drinkers. 0.89
00:07:55.760 What true lords look like.
00:08:01.760 Daughters I love you.
00:08:14.760 Come on then.
00:08:19.760 Where are the enemy?
00:08:21.760 Where is the foe?
00:08:22.760 Where did they meet me?
00:08:24.760 I'm just gonna double check.
00:08:27.760 Shouts.
00:08:29.760 Fire breath.
00:08:31.760 Unrelenting force.
00:08:32.760 Yes.
00:08:33.760 Thank you very much.
00:08:34.760 Quick save.
00:08:35.760 Talos I love you.
00:08:36.760 Yes.
00:08:37.760 Come on.
00:08:38.760 Break it down.
00:08:39.760 Open the drawbridge.
00:08:40.760 Glory to Skyrim. 0.90
00:08:41.760 Die for me you. 0.95
00:08:42.760 Bustard. 1.00
00:08:43.760 How dare you invade my nation like that.
00:08:44.760 Okay I'm gonna need some backup here.
00:08:46.760 I will. 1.00
00:08:47.760 Ah fuck. 1.00
00:08:48.760 Come back to me then. 1.00
00:08:49.760 Come back to me.
00:08:50.760 Come back to me.
00:08:51.760 Come back to me.
00:08:52.760 Oh no.
00:08:53.760 Okay.
00:08:54.760 I'm gonna need some backup here.
00:08:55.760 Oh no.
00:08:56.760 I'm gonna need some backup here.
00:08:57.760 I will. 1.00
00:08:58.760 Die for me, you bastard. How dare you invade my nation like that. 1.00
00:09:07.760 Okay, I'm gonna need some backup here. I will...
00:09:12.760 Ah, fuck. Come back to me, then. 1.00
00:09:16.760 Ah, highly sickening, if I may say so myself. 0.99
00:09:22.760 Imperial soldier, bloody hell you will not. 0.99
00:09:29.760 Ah, there we are. 0.96
00:09:33.760 Now, where are you? Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:09:40.760 I need some... I would appreciate some backup here. 1.00
00:09:45.760 And let us see, do we even have my... my crossbow has gone.
00:09:54.760 Highly blasphemous.
00:10:00.760 Glory to Makedon.
00:10:05.760 Oh yeah, I'm a vampire. That's why...
00:10:13.760 Why I can't regenerate. 0.98
00:10:16.760 How silly. 0.93
00:10:19.760 That... I didn't think of that at all. 0.98
00:10:22.760 Cure the seas.
00:10:25.760 Perhaps that would mean that I'm actually...
00:10:30.760 Perhaps I'm still a vampire.
00:10:32.760 Let us look in my eyes.
00:10:34.760 Okay, I'm still a vampire. Fuck. 1.00
00:10:38.760 Alrighty then, let us free right... 1.00
00:10:41.760 White run even as a... 0.88
00:10:44.760 As a vampire. 0.99
00:10:48.760 How dare you talk to Serana like that.
00:10:54.760 Oh, activate.
00:10:57.760 Dollars, I love you.
00:10:59.760 Oh, look at this now.
00:11:01.760 Ah.
00:11:03.760 Force Jarl Balgruf the Great to surrender. 1.00
00:11:06.760 First I will slay these insolent dogs. 1.00
00:11:09.760 Come back here. Come back here. 1.00
00:11:12.760 No? 1.00
00:11:13.760 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:11:15.760 How unfortunate that I missed those bastards. 1.00
00:11:20.760 You're sick. 1.00
00:11:21.760 You're sick. 1.00
00:11:22.760 You're sick. 1.00
00:11:23.760 You're sick. 1.00
00:11:24.760 Hello. 0.99
00:11:25.760 You...
00:11:26.760 Look at that.
00:11:27.760 Look at that, two friends.
00:11:28.760 I have made over 20 episodes, I say, of Skyrim.
00:11:30.760 And I get equally glad every time that happens.
00:11:46.760 Die for me.
00:11:48.760 Die for me. 1.00
00:11:49.760 No, you die. 1.00
00:11:50.760 No, you die. 0.98
00:11:52.760 Ah, come on then. 0.98
00:11:55.760 No!
00:11:56.760 The Stormcloak girl died as well.
00:11:58.760 How blasphemous.
00:12:00.760 Talos!
00:12:01.760 Oh, I can't believe I missed that. 1.00
00:12:07.760 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:12:08.760 Now then. 1.00
00:12:09.760 Ah, thank you Fair Maiden.
00:12:13.760 That was highly nice of you to do.
00:12:16.760 Oh, we're gonna admire the Statue of Talos once more.
00:12:25.760 I'm gonna activate this.
00:12:27.760 Talos, I love you!
00:12:31.760 There we are.
00:12:35.760 Oh, look at that.
00:12:36.760 Execution.
00:12:37.760 Execution, yes! 0.90
00:12:39.760 Serana is... 0.97
00:12:48.760 That's a girl for me.
00:12:50.760 Oh, sorry Serana.
00:12:52.760 I shouldn't have said that.
00:12:54.760 Now it's a bit silly when I hit her like that.
00:12:57.760 So yeah, a lot of action in this glorious episode.
00:13:02.760 Oh, okay, they have more warriors coming down there.
00:13:08.760 Speaking of gaming, Attila Total War is soon out.
00:13:20.760 And I've looked forward to that greatly.
00:13:23.760 Attila Total War.
00:13:30.760 I think I'm gonna be Westrom.
00:13:33.760 How dare you talk to me like that!
00:13:38.760 Thank God, they died easily. 0.99
00:13:40.760 I'll be damned if I let this rabble take my city without raising my own sword! 1.00
00:13:45.760 How dare you call us rabble, though. 0.97
00:13:48.760 That's my question, too.
00:13:54.760 Oh, look at that!
00:13:55.760 Your ball group the greater is looking quite glorious, to be honest.
00:14:03.760 What?
00:14:04.760 You should have accepted the gracious Jarlulfric.
00:14:22.760 Surrender to me.
00:14:23.760 Do you surrender?
00:14:25.760 Give me a few hours to gather my household.
00:14:27.760 And I'll depart.
00:14:28.760 You have my words. 1.00
00:14:29.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:30.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:31.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:32.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:33.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:34.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:35.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:36.760 You're sick! 1.00
00:14:37.760 Vignar Greymane. 1.00
00:14:38.760 Your family was noticeably happy.
00:14:40.760 Wolves.
00:14:41.760 Now I know why.
00:14:43.760 Wouldn't the dagger in the back have sufficed?
00:14:46.760 A convenient position to hold now.
00:14:49.760 But mark my words, old man.
00:14:52.760 In the days to come, Ulfric was spread his rebellion thin.
00:14:56.760 Tell me, Vignar.
00:14:58.760 Was all this worth it?
00:15:00.760 How many of those corpses lining our streets wear the faces of men who once called you friend?
00:15:06.760 What about their families?
00:15:07.760 Then perhaps you shouldn't have betrayed the true cause of the Stormcloaks.
00:15:10.760 Nice thing you have in your head.
00:15:23.760 Her mate.
00:15:24.760 Stormcloak.
00:15:25.760 I thought better of you.
00:15:28.760 You'll all come to regret this day. 0.96
00:15:31.760 I'm pretty sure I killed more than you. 0.92
00:15:35.760 I killed the most though. 0.96
00:15:37.760 I'm gonna try to get rid of my vampirism.
00:15:42.760 Because it's quite annoying to walk around not being able to regenerate fangs.
00:15:53.760 So, gonna report back right now.
00:15:58.760 In all actuality, true friends.
00:16:00.760 So, yeah.
00:16:01.760 After that, Total War is soon out.
00:16:03.760 And it will be highly glorious.
00:16:07.760 So, yeah.
00:16:08.760 I'm thinking about being the Western Roman Empire.
00:16:10.760 And just trying to keep it...
00:16:15.760 Oh, look at that.
00:16:17.760 Vampire Seduction might come in handy if you're with some fair maidens. 1.00
00:16:23.760 In all actuality.
00:16:26.760 Palace of the Kings, upstairs.
00:16:31.760 Here is where the crack is at.
00:16:34.760 I have heard.
00:16:36.760 Perhaps he's sleeping now.
00:16:38.760 Jarl Ulfric.
00:16:39.760 Talos guide you.
00:16:40.760 Okay, here you are.
00:16:41.760 Talk to me then.
00:16:42.760 Indeed.
00:16:43.760 In the Imperials out of Whiterun. 0.89
00:16:45.760 Indeed.
00:16:46.760 Very good.
00:16:47.760 We now control the center.
00:16:50.760 It's a powerful position.
00:16:52.760 One I aim to keep.
00:16:54.760 We'll call you Ice Veins now.
00:16:57.760 Thank you for that.
00:16:58.760 For the thick blood of our land has seeped into your heart.
00:17:01.760 Here, take this.
00:17:03.760 It's an Imperial officer's sword.
00:17:06.760 A fitting weapon to use against our enemies.
00:17:09.760 I give thanks for such fun.
00:17:12.760 I suspect you'll be of greater use to us with greater freedom.
00:17:16.760 So you're free to engage the Imperials as you see fit.
00:17:19.760 But I also want you to find our hidden camp in Falkreath.
00:17:23.760 Galmar will have special tasks for you.
00:17:25.760 And will need you when we liberate the capital.
00:17:28.760 That sounds fair enough.
00:17:30.760 What exactly will you be doing out there?
00:17:33.760 You'll be doing whatever Galmar tells you to do.
00:17:35.760 And causing as much mayhem as possible for the Empire and any Jarl who supports them. 0.74
00:17:41.760 Yeah, sounds cool. 0.99
00:17:42.760 Let's fucking do it. 0.99
00:17:44.760 Dalos, guy. 1.00
00:17:45.760 Dalos, I love you.
00:17:46.760 Alright.
00:17:47.760 A quicker episode today.
00:17:50.760 Thank you so much for watching.
00:17:51.760 I will make more Skyrim videos and more Let's Play videos overall.
00:17:55.760 So I just wanted to have this little mission done.
00:17:58.760 Until next time, I'll get rid of my vampirism.
00:18:01.760 Because I'm starting to look hideous. 0.69
00:18:04.760 And...
00:18:06.760 Yeah.
00:18:07.760 Thanks for watching.
00:18:08.760 And who am I?
00:18:10.760 I'm the golden lord of Skyrim.
00:18:12.760 XXL.
00:18:13.760 Boom.