The Golden One - January 29, 2015


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 14


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

113.01107

Word Count

2,062

Sentence Count

375

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you glorious pale orcs and welcome back to good old Skyrim. We're
00:00:11.100 actually admiring the glorious statue of Talos. Talos I love you! And I thought to
00:00:18.900 put on the facecam today for an extra glorious episode so you can see the
00:00:23.880 expressions when I'm talking. So we're gonna...
00:00:27.400 Greetings fair maiden. Come with me! We're gonna talk with Jarl of Wightron and see
00:00:34.420 what the crack is if you want to join the glorious stormcloves or if you want to
00:00:41.360 be a bloody heretic and stay with Imperials. So that's actually what is up.
00:00:50.720 So I hope you all have been enjoying the Skyrim Let's Plays. I have enjoyed making
00:01:00.000 making them in all actuality. Talos I love you! Greetings true friend.
00:01:05.740 Lady gods watch over your battles friend.
00:01:07.740 Jarl Ulfric asked me to deliver this axe to you. Did he now? Indeed. The man is persistent. I'll give him that. I suppose it's time to give him. And it better be good might.
00:01:22.740 If Ulfric is the old king!
00:01:29.760 Ulfric is the old king!
00:01:32.760 I urge us to wait and see.
00:01:36.760 I'm of a mind with Irileth. It's time to act.
00:01:41.760 You plan to march on Windhelm? There is a glorious fair man.
00:01:44.760 I'm not a fool, Preventus. I mean it's time to challenge Ulfric to face me as a man. Or march his stormcloaks up to the gates.
00:01:53.760 He'll do no such thing. A dagger in the back is all you could expect.
00:01:57.760 How dare you talk to him like that, you insolent dog!
00:02:01.760 Torrig? He simply walked up to the boy and murdered him.
00:02:04.760 That boy was High King of Skyrim.
00:02:08.760 I'm not the High King. But neither am I a boy. If Ulfric wants to challenge my rule in the old way.
00:02:16.760 Begins, I can handle it. But this talk of dragons...
00:02:20.760 I've made up my mind.
00:02:22.760 He's made up his mind.
00:02:24.760 I'm still squabbling.
00:02:26.760 I'm sending you to Windhelm.
00:02:28.760 I can agree to take a message if you ask politely.
00:02:32.760 The esteemed Jarl of Windhelm has my answer.
00:02:35.760 Make sure he gets it.
00:02:38.760 Alrighty then.
00:02:40.760 He's already proven his personal strength. Now he's...
00:02:42.760 Goodbye, fair maiden. I hope you have a good day.
00:02:45.760 Come on, Serana. Let us go. Let us go.
00:02:48.760 Back to Jarl Ulfric and...
00:02:52.760 See what in the actual...
00:02:55.760 Fuck the crack is.
00:02:57.760 In Windhelm. In all actuality.
00:03:00.760 So...
00:03:02.760 Yeah.
00:03:03.760 I have...
00:03:05.760 I decided to make some more...
00:03:07.760 Skyrim.
00:03:10.760 Haven't uploaded so many videos in the last week.
00:03:15.760 Because I was with my...
00:03:17.760 My own Serana as it were.
00:03:19.760 But I'm sure you have seen those videos.
00:03:21.760 So it was great fun making those as well.
00:03:23.760 Oh yeah.
00:03:25.760 I'm a vampire now as well.
00:03:27.760 Even though I cured myself in one...
00:03:30.760 In...
00:03:31.760 In...
00:03:32.760 In one of the previous episodes.
00:03:34.760 In all actuality.
00:03:38.760 Glory to Sparta.
00:03:40.760 Greetings.
00:03:41.760 Oh.
00:03:42.760 What's this?
00:03:43.760 Look at this goat cheese wheel.
00:03:46.760 I want to run many calories.
00:03:48.760 It isn't that.
00:03:49.760 Oh well.
00:03:50.760 No time to eat now.
00:03:54.760 That's it man.
00:03:55.760 Greetings.
00:03:56.760 Why Talius' way.
00:03:57.760 Then I was wrong about him.
00:03:59.760 You're right Galmar.
00:04:01.760 Again.
00:04:02.760 I'm in no move to joke.
00:04:05.760 Give the word my lord.
00:04:07.760 And Whiterun is yours.
00:04:09.760 We'll take it.
00:04:11.760 That means to an end.
00:04:12.760 I've toured our camps.
00:04:14.760 We're ready Ulfric.
00:04:15.760 Whenever you are.
00:04:17.760 I...
00:04:18.760 I am actually ready.
00:04:19.760 Is any man ever ready to give the order?
00:04:21.760 That will mean the deaths of many.
00:04:24.760 No.
00:04:25.760 But neither is every man able to give that order when he must.
00:04:30.760 But you are that man, Ulfric.
00:04:33.760 You've been that man before.
00:04:35.760 And you'll be him again.
00:04:37.760 And these men and women.
00:04:39.760 They call themselves Stormcloaks because they believe in you.
00:04:44.760 They are the meanest, toughest sons of bitches Skyrim has to offer.
00:04:49.760 Glorious.
00:04:50.760 They want this.
00:04:51.760 They want this as much as you do.
00:04:54.760 Perhaps they want it more.
00:04:57.760 You're certain we're ready.
00:04:59.760 Whiterun's army will no doubt be bolstered with legionnaires.
00:05:04.760 The walls around Whiterun are open.
00:05:07.760 But they still stand.
00:05:09.760 We are.
00:05:10.760 I will deal with the walls.
00:05:12.760 Jar Ulfric.
00:05:13.760 But I'll kick those damn walls down with my bare feet.
00:05:17.760 If you would only ask me to do it.
00:05:20.760 I like him.
00:05:21.760 I like that guy.
00:05:22.760 He's glorious as fuck.
00:05:24.760 Alright.
00:05:25.760 This is it.
00:05:27.760 Yes.
00:05:28.760 Yes.
00:05:29.760 Fucking go time.
00:05:31.760 A new day is dawning.
00:05:33.760 And the sun rises over Whiterun.
00:05:36.760 Aye.
00:05:37.760 And the sons of Skyrim will greet that dawn.
00:05:41.760 Teeth and souls flashing.
00:05:43.760 So the stormcloaks has the eastern part.
00:05:47.760 I want you on the front lines.
00:05:49.760 It will be an honor Jarl Ulfric.
00:05:52.760 Your place is on that battlefield.
00:05:54.760 I need you there.
00:05:56.760 Yes sir.
00:05:58.760 Fight well or die well.
00:06:00.760 Talos be with you.
00:06:01.760 Talos I love you.
00:06:03.760 Okay.
00:06:04.760 No more time to wait.
00:06:06.760 Let's just admire this map for a second.
00:06:09.760 The imperial bustage have the western half.
00:06:12.760 And the stormcloaks has that.
00:06:18.760 Alrighty then.
00:06:19.760 And we have Serana with us.
00:06:20.760 So we can't really lose that battle.
00:06:23.760 Because she'll utilize her vampire powers to demolish everyone.
00:06:33.760 Alright.
00:06:34.760 Whiterun military camp.
00:06:35.760 Fucking go time in Skyrim.
00:06:38.760 It will be highly glorious.
00:06:40.760 In all actuality.
00:06:41.760 It will.
00:06:42.760 I can confirm this to be true.
00:06:50.760 This is it.
00:06:51.760 Oh look at that.
00:06:52.760 I say that our cause is false.
00:06:54.760 And that we are nothing more than humans, thugs and murderers.
00:06:59.760 We are craftsmen.
00:07:03.760 We are sons and daughters of shopkeepers, servants and soldiers.
00:07:09.760 We are the sons and daughters of Skyrim.
00:07:13.760 Glory to Skyrim.
00:07:15.760 What we do here today is no for our country.
00:07:20.760 For all the true lords of Skyrim.
00:07:25.760 Whiteruns won't.
00:07:27.760 But they are old and crumbling.
00:07:30.760 Like the empire whose legion lies them.
00:07:34.760 They've barricades to block us.
00:07:37.760 But we'll tear through them.
00:07:39.760 And the imperials behind them.
00:07:42.760 Oh hello Serana.
00:07:44.760 This is the drawbridge.
00:07:46.760 I will.
00:07:47.760 I will deal with the drawbridge.
00:07:48.760 In all actuality.
00:07:49.760 The cities will be ours.
00:07:51.760 Everyone on me.
00:07:52.760 Let's show these imperial milk drinkers.
00:07:55.760 What true lords look like.
00:08:01.760 Daughters I love you.
00:08:14.760 Come on then.
00:08:19.760 Where are the enemy?
00:08:21.760 Where is the foe?
00:08:22.760 Where did they meet me?
00:08:24.760 I'm just gonna double check.
00:08:27.760 Shouts.
00:08:29.760 Fire breath.
00:08:31.760 Unrelenting force.
00:08:32.760 Yes.
00:08:33.760 Thank you very much.
00:08:34.760 Quick save.
00:08:35.760 Talos I love you.
00:08:36.760 Yes.
00:08:37.760 Come on.
00:08:38.760 Break it down.
00:08:39.760 Open the drawbridge.
00:08:40.760 Glory to Skyrim.
00:08:41.760 Die for me you.
00:08:42.760 Bustard.
00:08:43.760 How dare you invade my nation like that.
00:08:44.760 Okay I'm gonna need some backup here.
00:08:46.760 I will.
00:08:47.760 Ah fuck.
00:08:48.760 Come back to me then.
00:08:49.760 Come back to me.
00:08:50.760 Come back to me.
00:08:51.760 Come back to me.
00:08:52.760 Oh no.
00:08:53.760 Okay.
00:08:54.760 I'm gonna need some backup here.
00:08:55.760 Oh no.
00:08:56.760 I'm gonna need some backup here.
00:08:57.760 I will.
00:08:58.760 Die for me, you bastard. How dare you invade my nation like that.
00:09:07.760 Okay, I'm gonna need some backup here. I will...
00:09:12.760 Ah, fuck. Come back to me, then.
00:09:16.760 Ah, highly sickening, if I may say so myself.
00:09:22.760 Imperial soldier, bloody hell you will not.
00:09:29.760 Ah, there we are.
00:09:33.760 Now, where are you? Ah, fuck.
00:09:40.760 I need some... I would appreciate some backup here.
00:09:45.760 And let us see, do we even have my... my crossbow has gone.
00:09:54.760 Highly blasphemous.
00:10:00.760 Glory to Makedon.
00:10:05.760 Oh yeah, I'm a vampire. That's why...
00:10:13.760 Why I can't regenerate.
00:10:16.760 How silly.
00:10:19.760 That... I didn't think of that at all.
00:10:22.760 Cure the seas.
00:10:25.760 Perhaps that would mean that I'm actually...
00:10:30.760 Perhaps I'm still a vampire.
00:10:32.760 Let us look in my eyes.
00:10:34.760 Okay, I'm still a vampire. Fuck.
00:10:38.760 Alrighty then, let us free right...
00:10:41.760 White run even as a...
00:10:44.760 As a vampire.
00:10:48.760 How dare you talk to Serana like that.
00:10:54.760 Oh, activate.
00:10:57.760 Dollars, I love you.
00:10:59.760 Oh, look at this now.
00:11:01.760 Ah.
00:11:03.760 Force Jarl Balgruf the Great to surrender.
00:11:06.760 First I will slay these insolent dogs.
00:11:09.760 Come back here. Come back here.
00:11:12.760 No?
00:11:13.760 Ah, fuck.
00:11:15.760 How unfortunate that I missed those bastards.
00:11:20.760 You're sick.
00:11:21.760 You're sick.
00:11:22.760 You're sick.
00:11:23.760 You're sick.
00:11:24.760 Hello.
00:11:25.760 You...
00:11:26.760 Look at that.
00:11:27.760 Look at that, two friends.
00:11:28.760 I have made over 20 episodes, I say, of Skyrim.
00:11:30.760 And I get equally glad every time that happens.
00:11:46.760 Die for me.
00:11:48.760 Die for me.
00:11:49.760 No, you die.
00:11:50.760 No, you die.
00:11:52.760 Ah, come on then.
00:11:55.760 No!
00:11:56.760 The Stormcloak girl died as well.
00:11:58.760 How blasphemous.
00:12:00.760 Talos!
00:12:01.760 Oh, I can't believe I missed that.
00:12:07.760 Ah, fuck.
00:12:08.760 Now then.
00:12:09.760 Ah, thank you Fair Maiden.
00:12:13.760 That was highly nice of you to do.
00:12:16.760 Oh, we're gonna admire the Statue of Talos once more.
00:12:25.760 I'm gonna activate this.
00:12:27.760 Talos, I love you!
00:12:31.760 There we are.
00:12:35.760 Oh, look at that.
00:12:36.760 Execution.
00:12:37.760 Execution, yes!
00:12:39.760 Serana is...
00:12:48.760 That's a girl for me.
00:12:50.760 Oh, sorry Serana.
00:12:52.760 I shouldn't have said that.
00:12:54.760 Now it's a bit silly when I hit her like that.
00:12:57.760 So yeah, a lot of action in this glorious episode.
00:13:02.760 Oh, okay, they have more warriors coming down there.
00:13:08.760 Speaking of gaming, Attila Total War is soon out.
00:13:20.760 And I've looked forward to that greatly.
00:13:23.760 Attila Total War.
00:13:30.760 I think I'm gonna be Westrom.
00:13:33.760 How dare you talk to me like that!
00:13:38.760 Thank God, they died easily.
00:13:40.760 I'll be damned if I let this rabble take my city without raising my own sword!
00:13:45.760 How dare you call us rabble, though.
00:13:48.760 That's my question, too.
00:13:54.760 Oh, look at that!
00:13:55.760 Your ball group the greater is looking quite glorious, to be honest.
00:14:03.760 What?
00:14:04.760 You should have accepted the gracious Jarlulfric.
00:14:22.760 Surrender to me.
00:14:23.760 Do you surrender?
00:14:25.760 Give me a few hours to gather my household.
00:14:27.760 And I'll depart.
00:14:28.760 You have my words.
00:14:29.760 You're sick!
00:14:30.760 You're sick!
00:14:31.760 You're sick!
00:14:32.760 You're sick!
00:14:33.760 You're sick!
00:14:34.760 You're sick!
00:14:35.760 You're sick!
00:14:36.760 You're sick!
00:14:37.760 Vignar Greymane.
00:14:38.760 Your family was noticeably happy.
00:14:40.760 Wolves.
00:14:41.760 Now I know why.
00:14:43.760 Wouldn't the dagger in the back have sufficed?
00:14:46.760 A convenient position to hold now.
00:14:49.760 But mark my words, old man.
00:14:52.760 In the days to come, Ulfric was spread his rebellion thin.
00:14:56.760 Tell me, Vignar.
00:14:58.760 Was all this worth it?
00:15:00.760 How many of those corpses lining our streets wear the faces of men who once called you friend?
00:15:06.760 What about their families?
00:15:07.760 Then perhaps you shouldn't have betrayed the true cause of the Stormcloaks.
00:15:10.760 Nice thing you have in your head.
00:15:23.760 Her mate.
00:15:24.760 Stormcloak.
00:15:25.760 I thought better of you.
00:15:28.760 You'll all come to regret this day.
00:15:31.760 I'm pretty sure I killed more than you.
00:15:35.760 I killed the most though.
00:15:37.760 I'm gonna try to get rid of my vampirism.
00:15:42.760 Because it's quite annoying to walk around not being able to regenerate fangs.
00:15:53.760 So, gonna report back right now.
00:15:58.760 In all actuality, true friends.
00:16:00.760 So, yeah.
00:16:01.760 After that, Total War is soon out.
00:16:03.760 And it will be highly glorious.
00:16:07.760 So, yeah.
00:16:08.760 I'm thinking about being the Western Roman Empire.
00:16:10.760 And just trying to keep it...
00:16:15.760 Oh, look at that.
00:16:17.760 Vampire Seduction might come in handy if you're with some fair maidens.
00:16:23.760 In all actuality.
00:16:26.760 Palace of the Kings, upstairs.
00:16:31.760 Here is where the crack is at.
00:16:34.760 I have heard.
00:16:36.760 Perhaps he's sleeping now.
00:16:38.760 Jarl Ulfric.
00:16:39.760 Talos guide you.
00:16:40.760 Okay, here you are.
00:16:41.760 Talk to me then.
00:16:42.760 Indeed.
00:16:43.760 In the Imperials out of Whiterun.
00:16:45.760 Indeed.
00:16:46.760 Very good.
00:16:47.760 We now control the center.
00:16:50.760 It's a powerful position.
00:16:52.760 One I aim to keep.
00:16:54.760 We'll call you Ice Veins now.
00:16:57.760 Thank you for that.
00:16:58.760 For the thick blood of our land has seeped into your heart.
00:17:01.760 Here, take this.
00:17:03.760 It's an Imperial officer's sword.
00:17:06.760 A fitting weapon to use against our enemies.
00:17:09.760 I give thanks for such fun.
00:17:12.760 I suspect you'll be of greater use to us with greater freedom.
00:17:16.760 So you're free to engage the Imperials as you see fit.
00:17:19.760 But I also want you to find our hidden camp in Falkreath.
00:17:23.760 Galmar will have special tasks for you.
00:17:25.760 And will need you when we liberate the capital.
00:17:28.760 That sounds fair enough.
00:17:30.760 What exactly will you be doing out there?
00:17:33.760 You'll be doing whatever Galmar tells you to do.
00:17:35.760 And causing as much mayhem as possible for the Empire and any Jarl who supports them.
00:17:41.760 Yeah, sounds cool.
00:17:42.760 Let's fucking do it.
00:17:44.760 Dalos, guy.
00:17:45.760 Dalos, I love you.
00:17:46.760 Alright.
00:17:47.760 A quicker episode today.
00:17:50.760 Thank you so much for watching.
00:17:51.760 I will make more Skyrim videos and more Let's Play videos overall.
00:17:55.760 So I just wanted to have this little mission done.
00:17:58.760 Until next time, I'll get rid of my vampirism.
00:18:01.760 Because I'm starting to look hideous.
00:18:04.760 And...
00:18:06.760 Yeah.
00:18:07.760 Thanks for watching.
00:18:08.760 And who am I?
00:18:10.760 I'm the golden lord of Skyrim.
00:18:12.760 XXL.
00:18:13.760 Boom.