The Golden One - February 02, 2015


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 15

Topics
killing anyone inside as you go
Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Talos Falkreath Kroachen Serana Viking Conquest Makedon Skyrim Attila Rallof Falk Wraith Hold Mountain Blade Viking Slayer Bonebreaker Stormcloak Alexander Bactria Thomas
Short and Alpha True Friend Advice on Becoming Sponsored or Not

Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

123.14

Word count

1,997

Sentence count

379

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

sentences flagged

Toxicity

43

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode of the Elder Scrolls Podcast, I talk about how to get massive and shredded in a battle, and how to keep yourself busy so you don t have time to think about food. I also talk a little bit about my love life and how I feel about it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Skyrim!
00:00:08.000 Today, I mainly wanted to do this, a quick video, because I'm experimenting a bit with the audio quality.
00:00:16.000 As I've said in the past, I really want to make the best videos possible, because that's very fucking rewarding for me to make the best quality there is.
00:00:24.000 So everything from the video quality to the audio quality, how my hair looks, quite good today actually.
00:00:29.000 Here's a nice close shave also. Feeling quite juicy today, so I want to make it perfect.
00:00:36.000 But, I have a thing to do first, true friends. Serana, I need to talk to you.
00:00:48.000 Ah, brilliant. I thought it was going to be one of those farewells that you almost cry at, because she was like,
00:00:57.000 Okay, our love could never be. So it's basically like, I'm saying to her like, this isn't her fight really, but she can wait until I'm ready here.
00:01:10.000 And then... How... Oh, I thought it was a wolf here somewhere. No! Or is it?
00:01:21.000 Oh, I can't see. I'm so silly sometimes, aren't I? Okay, it's a little fox bra up ahead. 0.94
00:01:28.000 Okay, yeah, so I mean, it's... She's gonna wait for me, loyally, at the base.
00:01:35.000 Now I thought, she gets away in the bit when I'm playing also.
00:01:39.000 And I thought like, I'm gonna roll around by myself for a bit.
00:01:44.000 But, um, she's still in my heart, Serana, she is. I can confirm this to be true.
00:01:49.000 Alright, so we're just gonna liberate Falk Wraith Hold.
00:01:53.000 And then, uh, I'm interested to see...
00:01:56.000 Fwaa...
00:01:58.000 Look how glorious I look! 0.98
00:02:00.000 What a sick... 1.00
00:02:02.000 FUSIQUE! 1.00
00:02:04.000 Ehm...
00:02:05.000 Yeah, I cured my vampirism again.
00:02:08.000 Greetings, true friend.
00:02:10.000 There is one big dude.
00:02:13.000 The Empire...
00:02:14.000 Reporting in your majesty.
00:02:16.000 They have some of our boys locked up there.
00:02:19.000 But with a little luck, we can turn that to our advantage.
00:02:23.000 I've sent some men to scout out the area.
00:02:26.000 Meet them. See if you can't find a way to slip in, free our men, and take over the fort.
00:02:32.000 They'll never suspect an attack from the inside.
00:02:34.000 This won't be easy, but that's why I'm sending you.
00:02:39.000 You got the grit to get this done?
00:02:41.000 Indeed I do, true friend. Indeed I do.
00:02:43.000 Nothing I can't handle.
00:02:45.000 You've got real fire in you. I like that.
00:02:49.000 Thomas, I love you.
00:02:51.000 I got real fire.
00:02:53.000 Meet the men near Fort Neugard.
00:02:57.000 And I suppose that is...
00:03:01.000 Quite close to here.
00:03:05.000 I'll fight the entire...
00:03:06.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:03:07.000 How are we today?
00:03:09.000 That's how you should speak to all women.
00:03:12.000 If you're in an English-speaking nation, say this to all women. 1.00
00:03:15.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:03:17.000 No, don't do that, actually.
00:03:19.000 It was a mere jest.
00:03:21.000 I mean, it could be a cool thing to say.
00:03:24.000 If you want to be...
00:03:27.000 Oh, look.
00:03:29.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:03:30.000 It's Serana.
00:03:32.000 I'll see you soon, my love.
00:03:36.000 Okay.
00:03:37.000 Enough talk about that sort of thing.
00:03:41.000 I'm actually gonna give some advice now. 0.97
00:03:44.000 Advice on how to get fucking massive and shredded. 0.95
00:03:47.000 No, not the same time, though. 0.99
00:03:50.000 But fucking shredded. 0.98
00:03:52.000 And that's actually one of the things... 0.99
00:03:54.000 I'll say this again.
00:03:55.000 I've said it in the past.
00:03:56.000 One of the things I love with gaming is that you're occupied with something, so you don't think about if you're hungry or anything.
00:04:01.000 Like, I'm not cutting yet, but...
00:04:06.000 But, in all actuality, true friends.
00:04:10.000 If you occupy your mind, then you won't have time to think that you're hungry. 0.98
00:04:13.000 The worst part is if you feel like, oh, fwa, I'm hungry all the time and this sucks.
00:04:19.000 Like, if you instead think on other things, such as, like, oh, look at this beautiful landscape in Skyrim, then you will draw away attention from the hunger.
00:04:32.000 It can really be done with any feeling, to be honest.
00:04:38.000 Are those actually stormclocks?
00:04:40.000 Oh, yeah, they are.
00:04:42.000 So, um...
00:04:44.000 So, yeah, keep that in mind.
00:04:46.000 If you're looking for a good way to cut, like, keep yourself distracted.
00:04:51.000 Hey, main.
00:04:52.000 That's it, main.
00:04:55.000 It's me again.
00:04:57.000 Hello, hello.
00:04:58.000 I'm alright, I guess.
00:04:59.000 How are we?
00:05:01.000 Sick.
00:05:07.000 Sick. 1.00
00:05:08.000 He has a sick physique, by the way. 0.99
00:05:11.000 I see the battle stretched out before me.
00:05:14.000 Like I'm still there.
00:05:16.000 And the men you've killed, actually.
00:05:24.000 Only a beast kills without feels.
00:05:27.000 I said feels because we're on the interwebs here.
00:05:30.000 I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
00:05:33.000 But never mind all that.
00:05:34.000 We've got a job to do.
00:05:37.000 What's the plan?
00:05:38.000 We've found a cave under the lake.
00:05:40.000 With luck, it'll lead into the prisoners.
00:05:42.000 I'll get in there and, uh, wreak havoc. 0.95
00:05:44.000 We need you to sneak in there and free our men. 0.99
00:05:46.000 Killing anyone inside as you go.
00:05:48.000 Once you've rescued the prisoners, head out to the courtyard.
00:05:52.000 We'll stand guard out here.
00:05:54.000 We'll stand guard out here.
00:05:55.000 And rush in as soon as we hear fighting.
00:05:57.000 Should be fun.
00:05:58.000 Should be fun.
00:05:59.000 It will be fun.
00:06:00.000 I can confirm.
00:06:02.000 You should wait until nightfall before trying to sneak in.
00:06:06.000 Talos preserve you.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, I'm not much for sneaking with this character, actually.
00:06:14.000 Uh...
00:06:15.000 But...
00:06:19.000 Let's try it in all actuality, Trudence.
00:06:21.000 Let's try it indeed.
00:06:23.000 Oh, perhaps I was supposed to go...
00:06:32.000 Above.
00:06:34.000 Was that in all actuality the plan?
00:06:39.000 Come on then, jump! 0.99
00:06:45.000 It might just have been that way, Trudence.
00:06:54.000 How dare they invade my nation like that.
00:07:00.000 Let's see if I can sneak attack him.
00:07:03.000 Oh, was I detected?
00:07:08.000 Failed.
00:07:11.000 Oh well.
00:07:14.000 Can I...
00:07:16.000 Can I still perform the mission?
00:07:19.000 Can you die for me, please?
00:07:20.000 God, what's wrong with you?
00:07:21.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00
00:07:22.000 Die. 1.00
00:07:24.000 Thank you. 0.97
00:07:25.000 God. 0.99
00:07:27.000 For fuck's sake like. 0.99
00:07:29.000 That's how you say it in Ireland. 1.00
00:07:31.000 For fuck's sake like. 0.99
00:07:33.000 Then you have to add like in everything you say as well. 0.98
00:07:38.000 Okay, where...
00:07:41.000 Where are we?
00:07:42.000 Oh, look at this. 0.95
00:07:44.000 Sick.
00:07:46.000 That's really cool.
00:07:47.000 I like that with Skyrim.
00:07:49.000 So, yeah.
00:07:51.000 I asked you this in the last episode like I will do, Attila.
00:07:57.000 Are you liking my Skyrim Let's Plays?
00:08:00.000 Is my question to you?
00:08:02.000 If so, would you like me to...
00:08:05.000 Would you like to see more episodes of this character?
00:08:10.000 Or would you like me to make a new character?
00:08:12.000 Which missions would you like me to do?
00:08:13.000 Interact with me a bit here so I know a bit more what to do, actually.
00:08:19.000 I'm just...
00:08:20.000 I'm gonna make one more Total War Let's Play before Attila. 0.90
00:08:29.000 And I think it will be Bactria.
00:08:31.000 So I can shout proud sons of Makedon because I really missed that.
00:08:35.000 And obviously Bactria was one of the kingdoms left by Alexander.
00:08:40.000 Like one of the successor kingdoms.
00:08:41.000 So I can be either Makedon again, but I won't be that because I've already been Bakedon.
00:08:45.000 I can be the Selwesid Empire or I can be Egypt. 0.60
00:08:49.000 But I've been Egypt in three episodes.
00:08:51.000 So I'm gonna go with Bactria for that campaign.
00:08:55.000 But I will elaborate on that later on.
00:08:59.000 How dare you! 0.99
00:09:00.000 Come into my nation like this!
00:09:07.000 Talos I love you!
00:09:09.000 Look at this, execution.
00:09:12.000 That's exactly how it goes if you try to...
00:09:17.000 Standar.
00:09:21.000 Hello mate.
00:09:22.000 Thanks.
00:09:24.000 Thy art welcome, brothers.
00:09:29.000 Alright.
00:09:30.000 What's that all?
00:09:31.000 Let's go!
00:09:32.000 Ah, look at this.
00:09:33.000 Minor healing.
00:09:34.000 How sickening.
00:09:36.000 My thoughts on all this, true friend, is that...
00:09:41.000 That we got a fight on our hand.
00:09:42.000 Okay, Talos I love you!
00:09:44.000 Now, true friends, let's...
00:09:47.000 Hello, Rallof.
00:09:48.000 Fwa, you made...
00:09:49.000 You made short work of that guy.
00:09:52.000 That is for certain.
00:09:55.000 In all actuality.
00:09:59.000 In all actuality.
00:10:07.000 Aw.
00:10:09.000 Hello, main.
00:10:10.000 Oh, did I just kill a Stormcloak warrior?
00:10:15.000 I hope to god I did not. 0.84
00:10:18.000 Maybe I actually did. 1.00
00:10:19.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:21.000 Oh. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Hello, main.
00:10:30.000 That's it, main.
00:10:31.000 Hit, main. 1.00
00:10:40.000 Kill you! 1.00
00:10:41.000 How dare you! 1.00
00:10:42.000 Talking to me like that.
00:10:44.000 Oh.
00:10:45.000 Alright.
00:10:46.000 Do we have any more...
00:10:47.000 Imperial soldiers?
00:10:49.000 Can you please move, then?
00:10:51.000 So I can get in.
00:10:52.000 Do...
00:10:53.000 Do some damage.
00:10:56.000 No, no.
00:10:57.000 Alright.
00:11:01.000 Now, let's see.
00:11:03.000 Let's see what the crack is.
00:11:05.000 Hello, man.
00:11:07.000 Hello.
00:11:08.000 Aw, fwa. 0.97
00:11:09.000 Look at that.
00:11:10.000 Meeting.
00:11:11.000 Now, Talos, I love you!
00:11:16.000 Okay, let's head on in to the...
00:11:19.000 To the place.
00:11:20.000 So we can find some other...
00:11:22.000 Some other... 1.00
00:11:23.000 Bustards to kill. 1.00
00:11:27.000 Now, I also thought about... 1.00
00:11:31.000 Dark souls.
00:11:33.000 That might be fun, actually, to do.
00:11:35.000 I think that would...
00:11:36.000 Then I would definitely have the web...
00:11:37.000 Have the facecam on.
00:11:39.000 So you can admire my facial expressions as I...
00:11:43.000 As I die.
00:11:44.000 I've heard it supposed to be very...
00:11:47.000 Very...
00:11:49.000 Hard.
00:11:50.000 In all actuality.
00:11:51.000 Then...
00:11:52.000 I've said it in the past, I'll say it again.
00:11:54.000 The...
00:11:56.000 The...
00:11:58.000 Viking Conquest.
00:11:59.000 Mountain Blade.
00:12:01.000 But...
00:12:02.000 I mean, Skyrim is just...
00:12:04.000 So much...
00:12:05.000 Better.
00:12:06.000 Oh.
00:12:07.000 Look at that teamwork, though.
00:12:09.000 But I'll try.
00:12:10.000 I know the music is really good.
00:12:12.000 In Mountain Blade.
00:12:13.000 Viking Conquest, at least.
00:12:15.000 And then it would be cool to be a juicy Viking... 0.99
00:12:17.000 Or a juicy Irishman running around killing things. 0.98
00:12:21.000 Actually. 0.68
00:12:23.000 Speaking of some...
00:12:24.000 Excuse me.
00:12:26.000 Speaking of something...
00:12:28.000 I thought about the other day.
00:12:30.000 You all know I love Kroachen.
00:12:32.000 You know, the...
00:12:33.000 Metal folk band.
00:12:35.000 The folk metal band.
00:12:36.000 How dare you! 0.99
00:12:37.000 And actually... 0.96
00:12:45.000 Usually Irish people, when they sing about killing other people, it's always about English. 1.00
00:12:52.000 But Kroachen actually...
00:12:55.000 Quite often... 0.95
00:12:57.000 Sing about killing Vikings. 0.98
00:13:00.000 So then I'm like... 0.99
00:13:01.000 Great work.
00:13:02.000 Get back and report our success.
00:13:04.000 Oh, thanks to you too.
00:13:09.000 So yeah, I lost my train of thought now because Rallof was giving me a compliment.
00:13:12.000 Yeah! 0.74
00:13:13.000 Kroachen often sings about killing Vikings.
00:13:15.000 So I'm a bit...
00:13:17.000 You know, it's a bit of a guilty pleasure...
00:13:21.000 To...
00:13:25.000 To...
00:13:26.000 To listen to.
00:13:27.000 Again, like...
00:13:28.000 The Vikings came to...
00:13:30.000 To Ireland to...
00:13:32.000 You know...
00:13:34.000 Claim land and stuff.
00:13:36.000 So...
00:13:42.000 So...
00:13:43.000 I mean, it's all...
00:13:44.000 It's all good.
00:13:45.000 Like, if...
00:13:47.000 I mean, even a song they have is called Viking Slayer.
00:13:49.000 But I've had it in...
00:13:50.000 In like...
00:13:51.000 Training videos.
00:13:52.000 So...
00:13:53.000 Maybe a bit weird.
00:13:54.000 But...
00:13:55.000 You know, it is what it is.
00:14:04.000 And yeah, because I...
00:14:05.000 I thought about this now.
00:14:06.000 Because they've come out with a new album.
00:14:10.000 Blood for the Blood God.
00:14:11.000 For us Warhammer fans, it obviously mean...
00:14:14.000 Cain or...
00:14:15.000 Cornass is the chaos name of it.
00:14:18.000 And speaking of that...
00:14:19.000 God, I'm talkative today.
00:14:20.000 How fun.
00:14:22.000 I must...
00:14:23.000 I must actually have a game of Warhammer soon.
00:14:25.000 I haven't...
00:14:26.000 Done it in ages.
00:14:27.000 We liberated Falkreath from the Empire.
00:14:29.000 In many ways, it's the heart...
00:14:31.000 I'm proud we liberated Falkreath from the Empire. 0.98
00:14:34.000 In many ways, it's the heart and soul of Skyrim.
00:14:37.000 Not to mention...
00:14:38.000 Falkreath?
00:14:39.000 That's only a small little town.
00:14:40.000 It's not even a town.
00:14:41.000 It's a little village.
00:14:42.000 Some brothers have taken to calling you Bonebreaker.
00:14:45.000 Ah.
00:14:46.000 Highly glorious.
00:14:48.000 A fitting name. 0.70
00:14:49.000 So, we shall all call you thus.
00:14:52.000 The war demands so much from us.
00:14:54.000 And we give all we have to it.
00:14:57.000 And to the people.
00:14:58.000 Indeed we do.
00:14:59.000 Oh, king.
00:15:00.000 Jar... 0.94
00:15:01.000 Oh, frick. 0.95
00:15:03.000 Please take this on behalf of all the brothers and sisters. 0.95
00:15:07.000 And I need capable and loyal warriors close at hand.
00:15:11.000 So I'd like to offer you a home...
00:15:12.000 Ah.
00:15:13.000 How...
00:15:14.000 How quaint.
00:15:19.000 What's our next move?
00:15:20.000 Get over to our camp in the Reach.
00:15:21.000 They need every able body they can muster.
00:15:25.000 Alright.
00:15:26.000 Wonderful order for gods.
00:15:28.000 Go with the gods.
00:15:30.000 Alright, cool.
00:15:31.000 A bit shorter episode.
00:15:33.000 Because I'm anxious to...
00:15:35.000 I mean, I'm excited to go into Adobe Premiere Pro right now.
00:15:39.000 And edit this and look if I can...
00:15:43.000 If I have improved my audio quality a bit.
00:15:45.000 So...
00:15:46.000 Thank you so much for watching.
00:15:48.000 As always, feel very free to come with constructive criticism and suggestions.
00:15:54.000 Etc.
00:15:55.000 Because the more input I get, the better I can make my videos later on.
00:16:01.000 So yeah.
00:16:02.000 And who am I?
00:16:03.000 That's a secret.
00:16:04.000 I'll never tell.
00:16:05.000 XOXO.
00:16:06.000 Alright.
00:16:10.000 Nice.
00:16:11.000 You.
00:16:12.000 Then can see you on the screen.