The Golden One - February 02, 2015


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 15


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Length

16 minutes

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123.14491

Word count

1,997

Sentence count

338

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

43

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Hate speech

10

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In this episode of the Elder Scrolls Podcast, I talk about how to get massive and shredded in a battle, and how to keep yourself busy so you don t have time to think about food. I also talk a little bit about my love life and how I feel about it.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Skyrim!
00:00:08.000 Today, I mainly wanted to do this, a quick video, because I'm experimenting a bit with the audio quality.
00:00:16.000 As I've said in the past, I really want to make the best videos possible, because that's very fucking rewarding for me to make the best quality there is.
00:00:24.000 So everything from the video quality to the audio quality, how my hair looks, quite good today actually.
00:00:29.000 Here's a nice close shave also. Feeling quite juicy today, so I want to make it perfect.
00:00:36.000 But, I have a thing to do first, true friends. Serana, I need to talk to you.
00:00:48.000 Ah, brilliant. I thought it was going to be one of those farewells that you almost cry at, because she was like,
00:00:57.000 Okay, our love could never be. So it's basically like, I'm saying to her like, this isn't her fight really, but she can wait until I'm ready here.
00:01:10.000 And then... How... Oh, I thought it was a wolf here somewhere. No! Or is it?
00:01:21.000 Oh, I can't see. I'm so silly sometimes, aren't I? Okay, it's a little fox bra up ahead. 0.94
00:01:28.000 Okay, yeah, so I mean, it's... She's gonna wait for me, loyally, at the base.
00:01:35.000 Now I thought, she gets away in the bit when I'm playing also.
00:01:39.000 And I thought like, I'm gonna roll around by myself for a bit.
00:01:44.000 But, um, she's still in my heart, Serana, she is. I can confirm this to be true.
00:01:49.000 Alright, so we're just gonna liberate Falk Wraith Hold.
00:01:53.000 And then, uh, I'm interested to see...
00:01:56.000 Fwaa...
00:01:58.000 Look how glorious I look! 0.98
00:02:00.000 What a sick... 1.00
00:02:02.000 FUSIQUE! 1.00
00:02:04.000 Ehm...
00:02:05.000 Yeah, I cured my vampirism again.
00:02:08.000 Greetings, true friend.
00:02:10.000 There is one big dude.
00:02:13.000 The Empire...
00:02:14.000 Reporting in your majesty.
00:02:16.000 They have some of our boys locked up there.
00:02:19.000 But with a little luck, we can turn that to our advantage.
00:02:23.000 I've sent some men to scout out the area.
00:02:26.000 Meet them. See if you can't find a way to slip in, free our men, and take over the fort.
00:02:32.000 They'll never suspect an attack from the inside.
00:02:34.000 This won't be easy, but that's why I'm sending you.
00:02:39.000 You got the grit to get this done?
00:02:41.000 Indeed I do, true friend. Indeed I do.
00:02:43.000 Nothing I can't handle.
00:02:45.000 You've got real fire in you. I like that.
00:02:49.000 Thomas, I love you.
00:02:51.000 I got real fire.
00:02:53.000 Meet the men near Fort Neugard.
00:02:57.000 And I suppose that is...
00:03:01.000 Quite close to here.
00:03:05.000 I'll fight the entire...
00:03:06.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:03:07.000 How are we today?
00:03:09.000 That's how you should speak to all women.
00:03:12.000 If you're in an English-speaking nation, say this to all women. 1.00
00:03:15.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:03:17.000 No, don't do that, actually.
00:03:19.000 It was a mere jest.
00:03:21.000 I mean, it could be a cool thing to say.
00:03:24.000 If you want to be...
00:03:27.000 Oh, look.
00:03:29.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:03:30.000 It's Serana.
00:03:32.000 I'll see you soon, my love.
00:03:36.000 Okay.
00:03:37.000 Enough talk about that sort of thing.
00:03:41.000 I'm actually gonna give some advice now. 0.97
00:03:44.000 Advice on how to get fucking massive and shredded. 0.95
00:03:47.000 No, not the same time, though. 0.99
00:03:50.000 But fucking shredded. 0.98
00:03:52.000 And that's actually one of the things... 0.99
00:03:54.000 I'll say this again.
00:03:55.000 I've said it in the past.
00:03:56.000 One of the things I love with gaming is that you're occupied with something, so you don't think about if you're hungry or anything.
00:04:01.000 Like, I'm not cutting yet, but...
00:04:06.000 But, in all actuality, true friends.
00:04:10.000 If you occupy your mind, then you won't have time to think that you're hungry. 0.98
00:04:13.000 The worst part is if you feel like, oh, fwa, I'm hungry all the time and this sucks.
00:04:19.000 Like, if you instead think on other things, such as, like, oh, look at this beautiful landscape in Skyrim, then you will draw away attention from the hunger.
00:04:32.000 It can really be done with any feeling, to be honest.
00:04:38.000 Are those actually stormclocks?
00:04:40.000 Oh, yeah, they are.
00:04:42.000 So, um...
00:04:44.000 So, yeah, keep that in mind.
00:04:46.000 If you're looking for a good way to cut, like, keep yourself distracted.
00:04:51.000 Hey, main.
00:04:52.000 That's it, main.
00:04:55.000 It's me again.
00:04:57.000 Hello, hello.
00:04:58.000 I'm alright, I guess.
00:04:59.000 How are we?
00:05:01.000 Sick.
00:05:07.000 Sick. 1.00
00:05:08.000 He has a sick physique, by the way. 0.99
00:05:11.000 I see the battle stretched out before me.
00:05:14.000 Like I'm still there.
00:05:16.000 And the men you've killed, actually.
00:05:24.000 Only a beast kills without feels.
00:05:27.000 I said feels because we're on the interwebs here.
00:05:30.000 I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
00:05:33.000 But never mind all that.
00:05:34.000 We've got a job to do.
00:05:37.000 What's the plan?
00:05:38.000 We've found a cave under the lake.
00:05:40.000 With luck, it'll lead into the prisoners.
00:05:42.000 I'll get in there and, uh, wreak havoc. 0.95
00:05:44.000 We need you to sneak in there and free our men. 0.99
00:05:46.000 Killing anyone inside as you go.
00:05:48.000 Once you've rescued the prisoners, head out to the courtyard.
00:05:52.000 We'll stand guard out here.
00:05:54.000 We'll stand guard out here.
00:05:55.000 And rush in as soon as we hear fighting.
00:05:57.000 Should be fun.
00:05:58.000 Should be fun.
00:05:59.000 It will be fun.
00:06:00.000 I can confirm.
00:06:02.000 You should wait until nightfall before trying to sneak in.
00:06:06.000 Talos preserve you.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, I'm not much for sneaking with this character, actually.
00:06:14.000 Uh...
00:06:15.000 But...
00:06:19.000 Let's try it in all actuality, Trudence.
00:06:21.000 Let's try it indeed.
00:06:23.000 Oh, perhaps I was supposed to go...
00:06:32.000 Above.
00:06:34.000 Was that in all actuality the plan?
00:06:39.000 Come on then, jump! 0.99
00:06:45.000 It might just have been that way, Trudence.
00:06:54.000 How dare they invade my nation like that.
00:07:00.000 Let's see if I can sneak attack him.
00:07:03.000 Oh, was I detected?
00:07:08.000 Failed.
00:07:11.000 Oh well.
00:07:14.000 Can I...
00:07:16.000 Can I still perform the mission?
00:07:19.000 Can you die for me, please?
00:07:20.000 God, what's wrong with you?
00:07:21.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00
00:07:22.000 Die. 1.00
00:07:24.000 Thank you. 0.97
00:07:25.000 God. 0.99
00:07:27.000 For fuck's sake like. 0.99
00:07:29.000 That's how you say it in Ireland. 1.00
00:07:31.000 For fuck's sake like. 0.99
00:07:33.000 Then you have to add like in everything you say as well. 0.98
00:07:38.000 Okay, where...
00:07:41.000 Where are we?
00:07:42.000 Oh, look at this. 0.95
00:07:44.000 Sick.
00:07:46.000 That's really cool.
00:07:47.000 I like that with Skyrim.
00:07:49.000 So, yeah.
00:07:51.000 I asked you this in the last episode like I will do, Attila.
00:07:57.000 Are you liking my Skyrim Let's Plays?
00:08:00.000 Is my question to you?
00:08:02.000 If so, would you like me to...
00:08:05.000 Would you like to see more episodes of this character?
00:08:10.000 Or would you like me to make a new character?
00:08:12.000 Which missions would you like me to do?
00:08:13.000 Interact with me a bit here so I know a bit more what to do, actually.
00:08:19.000 I'm just...
00:08:20.000 I'm gonna make one more Total War Let's Play before Attila. 0.90
00:08:29.000 And I think it will be Bactria.
00:08:31.000 So I can shout proud sons of Makedon because I really missed that.
00:08:35.000 And obviously Bactria was one of the kingdoms left by Alexander.
00:08:40.000 Like one of the successor kingdoms.
00:08:41.000 So I can be either Makedon again, but I won't be that because I've already been Bakedon.
00:08:45.000 I can be the Selwesid Empire or I can be Egypt. 0.60
00:08:49.000 But I've been Egypt in three episodes.
00:08:51.000 So I'm gonna go with Bactria for that campaign.
00:08:55.000 But I will elaborate on that later on.
00:08:59.000 How dare you! 0.99
00:09:00.000 Come into my nation like this!
00:09:07.000 Talos I love you!
00:09:09.000 Look at this, execution.
00:09:12.000 That's exactly how it goes if you try to...
00:09:17.000 Standar.
00:09:21.000 Hello mate.
00:09:22.000 Thanks.
00:09:24.000 Thy art welcome, brothers.
00:09:29.000 Alright.
00:09:30.000 What's that all?
00:09:31.000 Let's go!
00:09:32.000 Ah, look at this.
00:09:33.000 Minor healing.
00:09:34.000 How sickening.
00:09:36.000 My thoughts on all this, true friend, is that...
00:09:41.000 That we got a fight on our hand.
00:09:42.000 Okay, Talos I love you!
00:09:44.000 Now, true friends, let's...
00:09:47.000 Hello, Rallof.
00:09:48.000 Fwa, you made...
00:09:49.000 You made short work of that guy.
00:09:52.000 That is for certain.
00:09:55.000 In all actuality.
00:09:59.000 In all actuality.
00:10:07.000 Aw.
00:10:09.000 Hello, main.
00:10:10.000 Oh, did I just kill a Stormcloak warrior?
00:10:15.000 I hope to god I did not. 0.84
00:10:18.000 Maybe I actually did. 1.00
00:10:19.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:21.000 Oh. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Hello, main.
00:10:30.000 That's it, main.
00:10:31.000 Hit, main. 1.00
00:10:40.000 Kill you! 1.00
00:10:41.000 How dare you! 1.00
00:10:42.000 Talking to me like that.
00:10:44.000 Oh.
00:10:45.000 Alright.
00:10:46.000 Do we have any more...
00:10:47.000 Imperial soldiers?
00:10:49.000 Can you please move, then?
00:10:51.000 So I can get in.
00:10:52.000 Do...
00:10:53.000 Do some damage.
00:10:56.000 No, no.
00:10:57.000 Alright.
00:11:01.000 Now, let's see.
00:11:03.000 Let's see what the crack is.
00:11:05.000 Hello, man.
00:11:07.000 Hello.
00:11:08.000 Aw, fwa. 0.97
00:11:09.000 Look at that.
00:11:10.000 Meeting.
00:11:11.000 Now, Talos, I love you!
00:11:16.000 Okay, let's head on in to the...
00:11:19.000 To the place.
00:11:20.000 So we can find some other...
00:11:22.000 Some other... 1.00
00:11:23.000 Bustards to kill. 1.00
00:11:27.000 Now, I also thought about... 1.00
00:11:31.000 Dark souls.
00:11:33.000 That might be fun, actually, to do.
00:11:35.000 I think that would...
00:11:36.000 Then I would definitely have the web...
00:11:37.000 Have the facecam on.
00:11:39.000 So you can admire my facial expressions as I...
00:11:43.000 As I die.
00:11:44.000 I've heard it supposed to be very...
00:11:47.000 Very...
00:11:49.000 Hard.
00:11:50.000 In all actuality.
00:11:51.000 Then...
00:11:52.000 I've said it in the past, I'll say it again.
00:11:54.000 The...
00:11:56.000 The...
00:11:58.000 Viking Conquest.
00:11:59.000 Mountain Blade.
00:12:01.000 But...
00:12:02.000 I mean, Skyrim is just...
00:12:04.000 So much...
00:12:05.000 Better.
00:12:06.000 Oh.
00:12:07.000 Look at that teamwork, though.
00:12:09.000 But I'll try.
00:12:10.000 I know the music is really good.
00:12:12.000 In Mountain Blade.
00:12:13.000 Viking Conquest, at least.
00:12:15.000 And then it would be cool to be a juicy Viking... 0.99
00:12:17.000 Or a juicy Irishman running around killing things. 0.98
00:12:21.000 Actually. 0.68
00:12:23.000 Speaking of some...
00:12:24.000 Excuse me.
00:12:26.000 Speaking of something...
00:12:28.000 I thought about the other day.
00:12:30.000 You all know I love Kroachen.
00:12:32.000 You know, the...
00:12:33.000 Metal folk band.
00:12:35.000 The folk metal band.
00:12:36.000 How dare you! 0.99
00:12:37.000 And actually... 0.96
00:12:45.000 Usually Irish people, when they sing about killing other people, it's always about English. 1.00
00:12:52.000 But Kroachen actually...
00:12:55.000 Quite often... 0.95
00:12:57.000 Sing about killing Vikings. 0.98
00:13:00.000 So then I'm like... 0.99
00:13:01.000 Great work.
00:13:02.000 Get back and report our success.
00:13:04.000 Oh, thanks to you too.
00:13:09.000 So yeah, I lost my train of thought now because Rallof was giving me a compliment.
00:13:12.000 Yeah! 0.74
00:13:13.000 Kroachen often sings about killing Vikings.
00:13:15.000 So I'm a bit...
00:13:17.000 You know, it's a bit of a guilty pleasure...
00:13:21.000 To...
00:13:25.000 To...
00:13:26.000 To listen to.
00:13:27.000 Again, like...
00:13:28.000 The Vikings came to...
00:13:30.000 To Ireland to...
00:13:32.000 You know...
00:13:34.000 Claim land and stuff.
00:13:36.000 So...
00:13:42.000 So...
00:13:43.000 I mean, it's all...
00:13:44.000 It's all good.
00:13:45.000 Like, if...
00:13:47.000 I mean, even a song they have is called Viking Slayer.
00:13:49.000 But I've had it in...
00:13:50.000 In like...
00:13:51.000 Training videos.
00:13:52.000 So...
00:13:53.000 Maybe a bit weird.
00:13:54.000 But...
00:13:55.000 You know, it is what it is.
00:14:04.000 And yeah, because I...
00:14:05.000 I thought about this now.
00:14:06.000 Because they've come out with a new album.
00:14:10.000 Blood for the Blood God.
00:14:11.000 For us Warhammer fans, it obviously mean...
00:14:14.000 Cain or...
00:14:15.000 Cornass is the chaos name of it.
00:14:18.000 And speaking of that...
00:14:19.000 God, I'm talkative today.
00:14:20.000 How fun.
00:14:22.000 I must...
00:14:23.000 I must actually have a game of Warhammer soon.
00:14:25.000 I haven't...
00:14:26.000 Done it in ages.
00:14:27.000 We liberated Falkreath from the Empire.
00:14:29.000 In many ways, it's the heart...
00:14:31.000 I'm proud we liberated Falkreath from the Empire. 0.98
00:14:34.000 In many ways, it's the heart and soul of Skyrim.
00:14:37.000 Not to mention...
00:14:38.000 Falkreath?
00:14:39.000 That's only a small little town.
00:14:40.000 It's not even a town.
00:14:41.000 It's a little village.
00:14:42.000 Some brothers have taken to calling you Bonebreaker.
00:14:45.000 Ah.
00:14:46.000 Highly glorious.
00:14:48.000 A fitting name. 0.70
00:14:49.000 So, we shall all call you thus.
00:14:52.000 The war demands so much from us.
00:14:54.000 And we give all we have to it.
00:14:57.000 And to the people.
00:14:58.000 Indeed we do.
00:14:59.000 Oh, king.
00:15:00.000 Jar... 0.94
00:15:01.000 Oh, frick. 0.95
00:15:03.000 Please take this on behalf of all the brothers and sisters. 0.95
00:15:07.000 And I need capable and loyal warriors close at hand.
00:15:11.000 So I'd like to offer you a home...
00:15:12.000 Ah.
00:15:13.000 How...
00:15:14.000 How quaint.
00:15:19.000 What's our next move?
00:15:20.000 Get over to our camp in the Reach.
00:15:21.000 They need every able body they can muster.
00:15:25.000 Alright.
00:15:26.000 Wonderful order for gods.
00:15:28.000 Go with the gods.
00:15:30.000 Alright, cool.
00:15:31.000 A bit shorter episode.
00:15:33.000 Because I'm anxious to...
00:15:35.000 I mean, I'm excited to go into Adobe Premiere Pro right now.
00:15:39.000 And edit this and look if I can...
00:15:43.000 If I have improved my audio quality a bit.
00:15:45.000 So...
00:15:46.000 Thank you so much for watching.
00:15:48.000 As always, feel very free to come with constructive criticism and suggestions.
00:15:54.000 Etc.
00:15:55.000 Because the more input I get, the better I can make my videos later on.
00:16:01.000 So yeah.
00:16:02.000 And who am I?
00:16:03.000 That's a secret.
00:16:04.000 I'll never tell.
00:16:05.000 XOXO.
00:16:06.000 Alright.
00:16:10.000 Nice.
00:16:11.000 You.
00:16:12.000 Then can see you on the screen.