The Golden One - December 11, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 4


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

99.24315

Word Count

1,320

Sentence Count

164

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings true friends and proud sons of Skyrim. This is a little special episode because I'm
00:00:15.100 actually trying out a new microphone and see if the audio quality can be enhanced. Look at this
00:00:22.320 juicy, oh no, not an orc, a nord, juicy nord of wisdom. So the last episode was a long one. We acquired a
00:00:32.400 holy book of madness and winded up in this blasphemous place. So I'm just gonna do this
00:00:37.020 mission and we'll see what the crack is here in Hermeos Mora's realm. Looks like we have a battle
00:00:46.260 on our hand. Wow, look at that. That looks like a juicy, juicy fun. Oh, look at that. How unpleasants.
00:01:01.140 I don't want to fight them at all. Oh, sorry about that. I was the wrong book. Now, let's see.
00:01:12.260 Hello, hello. Activate scryer. How dare you stand against me like that. One more. There we are.
00:01:27.760 They're so silly sometimes. Oh, I have find the way up. They were not glorious enough for me to fight.
00:01:37.540 I only fight valiant opponents on the battlefield. So yeah, I obviously believe in progression in all
00:01:45.640 things. The audio quality and video quality of my YouTube videos must not be an exception. I want to make
00:01:51.620 every single one of my YouTube videos a fucking work of art.
00:02:04.180 So that, I mean, if you take the time to watch one of my videos, I want to make sure that I've done
00:02:12.020 everything I can to make it worthwhile to watch. So that is basically my motivation to try out new
00:02:20.980 things. And then if the quality isn't good enough, then let's have to try another thing and try again
00:02:33.100 until I find something that I am comfortable uploading as, you know, a part of the creative process of
00:02:43.980 making stuff. Because I do view these videos also as something that, you know, something that I create
00:02:52.780 and that I should feel, you know, a bit proud, at least. Same with perhaps a picture or a text or anything like that.
00:03:01.740 Now, mainly, perhaps you don't think a let's play is a work of art and then again it isn't.
00:03:09.740 But if you look at my training motivational videos under the epicness category, there I actually put in,
00:03:17.900 um, you know, quite a bit of, uh, work to, uh, to make, uh, to make the best, uh, best videos I can.
00:03:32.220 And that's also very, very rewarding for me to do. It actually is. Making a video that I am,
00:03:55.260 um, um, um, you know, satisfied with is, um, rewarding as fuck. And then you getting, uh, your, um,
00:04:04.300 positive comments makes it all so much, uh, so much nicer.
00:04:13.820 I'm just gonna beat this bastard into submission.
00:04:16.300 There we are. You silly barbarian. How dare you stand against me. They never learn, do they?
00:04:30.860 Um, where in the actual fuck are we? Oh, fuck. That, uh,
00:04:39.900 uh, admired my block there. It was highly sickening, if I may be so bold, as to,
00:04:49.580 as to give praise to myself in, uh, in such a manner. But yeah, I, uh, also speaking of your
00:04:57.900 input in comments and stuff, I always read the comments, even if, uh, I don't read, even if I
00:05:03.820 don't answer every comment because I have an increasingly tighter schedule, I do read them all
00:05:11.980 and, uh, I take to heart what you're writing. So, for example, you saw the block there and
00:05:18.460 utilizing the block was something that I got, um, got advised.
00:05:26.300 Um, earlier on, on my latest Nord Let's Play.
00:05:36.700 Oh, look at that. How, uh, how quaint. And then, obviously, a Black Soul game. How, how sickening.
00:05:45.340 Then, obviously, games that are, um, that I'm gonna do later on is Mountain Blade, Warband,
00:05:53.900 and also Chivalry. Might do a one-off on any of the Age of Empires games, anything like that.
00:06:00.940 But then, uh, also, I'm gonna continue with the Total War Let's Play because that fits into the
00:06:07.580 general theme of, um, my channel. And, obviously, Skyrim as well.
00:06:13.740 All the seekers of knowledge, come to me.
00:06:20.380 Hello, Hermeos. Fuck, juicy. Also, load up with some glorious Lindvalls coffee for optimal gains.
00:06:29.420 Who the fuck are you, you bastard? Show yourself.
00:06:32.700 I am Hermeos Mora, the guy of the kingdom of your knowledge.
00:06:43.180 I can confirm this to be true.
00:06:51.420 What do you mean, your realm? It's my realm now. You foolish Daedra.
00:06:56.780 What do you want of me? You have entered my realm.
00:07:02.860 That's not the only thing of yours I will enter.
00:07:04.940 You have sought out the forbidden knowledge that only one other has obtained.
00:07:12.460 It's Mirak has obtained the eternal knowledge of glory.
00:07:15.980 You are dragonborn. Dragonborn.
00:07:19.100 Like Mirak before you. A seeker of knowledge and power.
00:07:28.220 This is true.
00:07:34.380 Hmm. I won't serve you, monster. I just want to defeat Mirak.
00:07:39.980 You will serve me. I won't serve you. I just told you I wouldn't.
00:07:44.300 Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. The secrets of the world are my servants.
00:07:57.500 I know what you wanted. To use your power as dragonborn. To bend the world to your will.
00:08:09.820 Well, he got me there.
00:08:11.740 Here then. Use the prize.
00:08:14.300 What you need, although you did not know you needed it.
00:08:23.340 The second word of power is to bend the wills of mortals to your purpose.
00:08:37.720 But this is not enough.
00:08:40.860 Mirak knows the final word of power.
00:08:47.360 Without that, you cannot hope to surpass me.
00:08:54.880 Mirak served me well, and he was rewarded.
00:09:02.780 I can grant you the same power as he wields.
00:09:10.100 But all knowledge has its price.
00:09:14.560 Name your price, then, monster.
00:09:22.020 Oh, isn't Mirak your ally?
00:09:24.860 Why help me defeat him?
00:09:25.940 He has served me long and well, but...
00:09:30.100 Quite so.
00:09:31.700 He crawls restless under my guidance.
00:09:37.900 His desire to return to your world will spread my influence whole widely.
00:09:46.500 It will also set him free from my direct control.
00:09:57.800 It may be time to replace him with a more...
00:10:01.960 I won't be your loyal servant.
00:10:04.440 I was quite clear in that regard, wasn't I?
00:10:06.680 One who still appreciates the gifts that I have to offer.
00:10:18.140 So, what's your prize for the final word of power?
00:10:21.140 Knowledge for knowledge.
00:10:23.140 Knowledge for knowledge.
00:10:23.820 That is a good thing.
00:10:25.080 Knowledge for knowledge.
00:10:26.260 We should all adhere to the wisdom.
00:10:28.180 I have withheld the gifts from me for many long.
00:10:34.720 But I can respect it.
00:10:35.700 He's only out for that there knowledge.
00:10:38.240 That's cool.
00:10:39.140 That's fine.
00:10:39.640 I can admire that.
00:10:53.320 I know you will.
00:10:56.180 And then, I will give you the knowledge.
00:11:00.920 That sounds like a good deal to me.
00:11:04.500 Fucking juicy.
00:11:05.640 Look at how juicy I am.
00:11:06.700 Send the scar seaman to me.
00:11:11.800 He holds the secrets.
00:11:14.100 That will be mine.
00:11:24.640 Fwah.
00:11:26.180 Ah, look at that.
00:11:28.920 We have acquired...
00:11:32.920 Force, flame, frost.
00:11:35.360 Force sounds.
00:11:38.640 Aha!
00:11:41.220 Sickening.
00:11:42.060 Does more damage.
00:11:46.520 No, I don't really use that.
00:11:48.220 There's no question about it at all.
00:11:49.700 You're unrelenting force does more damage and may disintegrate enemies.
00:11:59.060 Execution, yes.
00:12:00.360 Mercwood, yes.
00:12:03.340 To Sol's time.
00:12:04.060 All right.
00:12:08.340 Okay, so I will actually conclude the episode there.
00:12:13.740 And then we will...
00:12:17.420 Okay, we'll actually gonna hear what he has to say here.
00:12:20.740 Different people have very different experiences when reading these books.
00:12:25.080 He said that I was juicy.
00:12:26.600 I talked to Hermaeus Mora and said it was juicy as fuck.
00:12:29.420 You're still acting surprisingly sane.
00:12:31.640 That's because of my Lindvall's copy.
00:12:33.120 What did she have to say?
00:12:34.720 He must have wanted something from you.
00:12:37.160 He wanted a D.
00:12:38.100 Don't be so sure now, Dark Elf, true friend.
00:12:58.660 Sickening.
00:12:59.380 All right.
00:12:59.960 Cool.
00:13:00.860 I will finish this.
00:13:03.120 Let's take it right here.
00:13:04.160 And then, yeah, I'll guess I'll see how the audio quality turns out.
00:13:11.660 Thank you for watching.
00:13:14.300 And who am I?
00:13:15.780 I'm the Dragonbone XXO.
00:13:17.800 Boom.