The Golden One - December 13, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 6


Episode Stats

Length

31 minutes

Words per Minute

79.46727

Word Count

2,514

Sentence Count

395

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends. Welcome back to good old Skyrim. Now last episode this brave man died so
00:00:12.960 that we could fight Mirak and bring death and destruction to his blasphemous ways. So what
00:00:21.280 do we have here? Read Waking Dreams. And so we will. Books Waking Dreams. There we are. Sickening.
00:00:31.280 I've loaded up with some glorious Lindvalls coffee. And now obviously Mirak will pay for
00:00:39.520 his blasphemous ways in all actuality. So let's get at him boys. I just thought of
00:00:50.400 something when I started up this game now. I was like I've never actually utilized a certain shout
00:00:58.480 that I really like. Like you know not a shout as in in game but you know a real shout. I've actually
00:01:05.280 never utilized it in any let's play so far I think. So as soon as I get into combat. Okay now. You ready?
00:01:15.120 Fwoah. Thanos I love you!
00:01:30.080 Sickening. That was the shout by the way. Cool.
00:01:33.040 Sickening. Ah how about that. Yeah that's the guy who's standing in
00:01:42.400 Ah look at that. Sickening. In White Run. And shouts
00:01:50.000 down a lot. He's a religious fanatic. But I really like him. He's
00:01:57.120 juiciest fuck stands there. Like he's loyal to his gods. Sickening. All right cool. So we're in
00:02:05.360 the realm of madness here. And we gotta slay Mirak. And then...
00:02:14.720 Boneless limbs. Okay. Cool.
00:02:18.800 And then I suppose it is time for us to head to Dawngod and slay some vampires. Because as I told you
00:02:29.840 my beloved true friends. I'm so appreciative of you watching this. I'm just gonna adjust my hair a bit.
00:02:36.400 No looks fine. The hair is fine. Yeah we're gonna head to Dawngod because as I told you
00:02:42.560 Dawngod for me is fucking Christmas time. I have such a fond
00:02:45.920 memories. I actually had a long part with two of my um two true friends.
00:02:53.760 Like two years ago before. And...
00:03:01.200 He's gonna kill this bastard.
00:03:06.560 And we um you know we played different games and also I I showed them Skyrim and they were
00:03:15.920 mightily impressed by um...
00:03:19.840 By the graphics and I was like fwoah this this boys this is where it's at.
00:03:25.680 Fucking glorious Skyrim.
00:03:29.360 Oh um...
00:03:31.760 Ah. Restore health.
00:03:34.080 How quaint. I'm gonna utilize a quicksailor. So yeah.
00:03:37.760 And then then was Dawngod and they were like...
00:03:43.680 That's exactly what happened by the way.
00:03:46.880 True story.
00:03:50.800 Okay. How how dare you?
00:03:52.640 Talos!
00:03:57.440 What? No. This can't be.
00:04:00.320 I died. I...
00:04:02.320 I... That was a bit cheeky now. I'm gonna do this.
00:04:05.920 Okay. So that little pool we have to be worried careful about.
00:04:10.080 I'm gonna see what what shouts we may um we may have this fine day.
00:04:16.640 Whirlwind sprint.
00:04:18.960 Murkwood. Yes!
00:04:21.600 Where did you go then?
00:04:23.200 Where are you?
00:04:23.840 Did he...
00:04:25.120 Did he...
00:04:26.640 Did he disappear?
00:04:28.400 Oh well.
00:04:30.720 Hello.
00:04:33.600 Let me...
00:04:37.680 Boethia's glory.
00:04:41.200 Confessions of a Dunmer skooma eater.
00:04:46.160 Sick.
00:04:46.480 Sick.
00:04:48.880 Okay then. Where um...
00:04:51.120 Where are you?
00:04:51.680 You...
00:04:52.880 Oh look at this.
00:04:55.600 Sickening.
00:04:56.320 How quaint.
00:04:56.960 They're quite good loot there as well to be honest.
00:04:59.680 Roll of paper.
00:05:00.560 No thanks, Jeff.
00:05:04.960 That's excellent.
00:05:06.880 One more, one more, one more.
00:05:12.160 Ah, for the glory of Talos.
00:05:14.560 That's um...
00:05:16.000 I did that for the glory of Talos actually.
00:05:18.640 Okay.
00:05:19.120 So where am I even going true friends?
00:05:21.920 I don't know.
00:05:23.600 But I'm looking...
00:05:24.720 I'm feeling quite juicy.
00:05:27.440 Obviously Teddy's here as well.
00:05:29.440 Greetings.
00:05:31.200 And with some coffee.
00:05:32.960 I'm gonna hit the gym later actually.
00:05:35.520 And there is absolutely a hundred percent chance
00:05:40.560 that I will get a fucking sick pump in my chest.
00:05:48.240 Open chapter two.
00:05:51.360 And we are actually in...
00:05:55.360 There is chapter three.
00:05:56.480 Chapter one.
00:05:58.960 Oh well.
00:06:01.360 Let me...
00:06:05.920 Ah, there it was.
00:06:06.960 How quaint.
00:06:09.200 I actually think Hermaeus Mora and I would be good friends
00:06:13.120 considering we both like to read.
00:06:14.640 And I think you all should read as well.
00:06:17.520 Because that grants you the ability to write.
00:06:21.840 And the writing is like...
00:06:25.040 Ah, sickening.
00:06:25.920 That's a good thing to do.
00:06:30.160 It's a good social skill as well.
00:06:35.040 Perhaps not a social skill.
00:06:36.720 Like being able to speak well.
00:06:38.400 That's a social skill.
00:06:39.360 But you know it's more like a...
00:06:43.120 Career skill or whatever.
00:06:44.640 Either fucking way it's good to be able to write.
00:06:46.480 And it's fun to read like...
00:06:53.920 Baby dragons.
00:06:56.960 Hello scry.
00:06:58.000 And this is a proper place of madness.
00:07:04.080 I can confirm this to be true.
00:07:05.520 Because I'm actually here.
00:07:08.560 And I'm a bit scared.
00:07:10.960 As scared.
00:07:11.920 I took that from family guy actually.
00:07:17.840 Hanging gardens.
00:07:18.800 Sure.
00:07:19.600 Why not?
00:07:20.080 Orcish helmet.
00:07:23.280 That was quite cool actually.
00:07:24.880 I could...
00:07:26.960 I should have an orcish helmet in one of my...
00:07:32.880 In one of my photo shoots.
00:07:35.760 Would be cool.
00:07:41.760 A lot of books up in this place.
00:07:44.560 Take prying orbs.
00:07:45.840 All right.
00:07:47.680 Cool.
00:07:51.120 Where am I supposed to go?
00:07:55.440 Do any of you have a clue of that?
00:07:58.560 True friends.
00:08:02.640 Perhaps in here.
00:08:06.080 This is it.
00:08:09.120 Sickening.
00:08:09.600 I'm gonna take a sip of coffee.
00:08:12.480 Admire me while I do that.
00:08:17.600 Look how fucking juicy that is by the way.
00:08:19.680 Cortisi av Indiska.
00:08:22.560 It's a Swedish chupa.
00:08:25.360 Which does Indian fangs.
00:08:28.160 And by Indian...
00:08:29.040 Oh.
00:08:35.600 It's India and not Native Americans.
00:08:40.000 Speaking of Native Americans.
00:08:41.280 I don't really have any good word for it.
00:08:43.120 Because if you say Indians...
00:08:48.080 Like in Swedish we actually have two different words for it.
00:08:50.800 Like Indier is Indians from India.
00:08:53.680 And then Indianer is like...
00:08:58.880 Like Indians from like Native Americans.
00:09:03.600 So I don't really know what to say.
00:09:05.680 Amerindians.
00:09:06.480 You can say that.
00:09:06.960 Amerindians.
00:09:07.760 And then people know quite well.
00:09:10.400 What you...
00:09:13.840 What you mean.
00:09:20.480 Search seeker.
00:09:24.560 Ooh.
00:09:25.120 Flame cloak.
00:09:25.920 How about that?
00:09:26.560 I...
00:09:28.960 I'm not good enough in magic to utilize that though.
00:09:32.480 I don't want to fight him at all.
00:09:44.000 I don't want to fight him at all.
00:09:48.000 Because my life is so low.
00:09:58.560 Perhaps I should actually have gone with a heavy armor instead.
00:10:02.960 But I like this armor.
00:10:04.000 It's cool.
00:10:05.040 It's nice.
00:10:05.520 It's fine.
00:10:06.000 Okay, so my question to you now is, do you think I can knock this cunt out?
00:10:16.500 No, I don't think I can do that actually, which is blasphemous to say the least, I'm just gonna
00:10:36.900 make a run for it. Bye. Oh, look at this. And this makes me wonder if I'm even gonna be able
00:10:47.840 to fight Mirak the sick cunt later on, if I can't even beat these seekers. Whoa, what's
00:10:56.700 happening now? What? Font of... Aha, perhaps I should have saved those. Hello, what's this
00:11:11.320 then? Let me consult the map.
00:11:26.700 Hmm. Okay, I suppose, in all actuality, that I have to beat those seekers for optimal gains
00:11:42.420 and glory. That sounds like a cool thang to do. My hair is a bit unruly. No, it's fine.
00:11:55.920 Okay, then. Okay, I'm just gonna heal myself up. Restoration. Healing. Yes, please. And
00:12:05.920 there we go. Sickening. And a quick save. Alright, then come at me, you filthy creatures of the
00:12:17.920 warp.
00:12:18.920 Alright, then. Perhaps this is something we can do. No? Is there actually another fang there?
00:12:45.920 Fang there.
00:12:56.920 Gnashing blades. That sounds horrible. Hmm. Map. Where are we going? We are going...
00:13:12.920 We... Okay, I'm sorry, true friends, for being... For not really having a clue on what to
00:13:30.920 do.
00:13:33.920 Oh, hello. Hello, hello.
00:13:45.920 The true nature of orcs. That, uh... The true nature of orcs is that they're all juicy as fuck,
00:13:51.920 actually. I can confirm this to be true.
00:13:56.920 That, uh... That's true.
00:13:57.920 You Rotten에요. That's true.
00:14:07.920 That's true.
00:14:13.920 Let's go.
00:14:43.920 All righty then, I thought about utilizing a quick edit there because I didn't know exactly where I was going, but it seems like it's just fine.
00:14:58.760 So, let us continue up in this rather horrible place. Looks like something out of a nightmare, to be honest.
00:15:14.760 They're really creepy kind of nightmares.
00:15:20.200 Ah, hello. Hello, Scryer.
00:15:23.740 You fucking juicy.
00:15:24.940 Let's see.
00:15:54.920 Ah, look at that.
00:15:56.780 Okay, cool. It seems like we're...
00:16:00.920 I bet...
00:16:03.240 Ah, I fucking knew that was going to happen.
00:16:07.020 Okay, cool.
00:16:09.560 Right.
00:16:10.080 I'm just going to utilize a sip of coffee here because I need it.
00:16:23.420 Sickening.
00:16:24.180 Okay, cool.
00:16:25.140 Let's...
00:16:26.080 Let's fight this bastard.
00:16:28.460 That, true friend, that is exactly how it goes.
00:16:52.300 If you stand against one of the true sons of Talos.
00:16:57.980 Fuck yeah.
00:16:58.800 That felt amazing to do.
00:17:00.300 It actually did.
00:17:07.500 I need to invoke the name of Talos more, I feel.
00:17:11.840 I think that would be a good thing for me to do.
00:17:14.220 Hmm.
00:17:16.220 Hmm.
00:17:19.340 Hmm.
00:17:20.540 Hmm.
00:17:20.820 Hmm.
00:17:21.020 Hmm.
00:17:21.100 Hmm.
00:17:21.140 Hmm.
00:17:22.540 Hmm.
00:17:23.140 Hmm.
00:17:23.180 Going to go up there.
00:17:27.420 But...
00:17:28.540 There is something that is missing.
00:17:32.540 Is it this, perhaps?
00:17:33.480 Hello.
00:17:42.380 Aha!
00:17:44.280 Look at that.
00:17:46.340 I'm going to take that, actually.
00:17:47.880 Ooh!
00:17:48.660 Fwa!
00:17:49.340 That is really good.
00:17:50.980 Common soldier.
00:17:51.580 Alright, I'm going to watch out for something, and that something is to be overencumbered in
00:18:01.400 all actuality.
00:18:04.060 But we're nearing...
00:18:05.840 I can sense that we're nearing the summit now, and then Mirak will get owned.
00:18:17.520 Ah, that's a good old coffee right there, for optimal gains.
00:18:21.580 Fwa!
00:18:33.280 Aha!
00:18:34.720 Okay!
00:18:35.780 Now!
00:18:37.200 Now, true friends.
00:18:41.400 Now we have a little puzzle.
00:18:43.280 I'm going to slay these blasphemous creatures first.
00:18:51.580 And then, after that...
00:19:00.580 And then, after that...
00:19:02.580 Now!
00:19:13.960 Let us see.
00:19:18.220 I suppose this is the gnashing teeth.
00:19:21.660 Gnashing teeth!
00:19:25.660 No!
00:19:26.780 What's the...
00:19:27.420 Delving pincers.
00:19:28.480 Delving pincers.
00:19:30.180 Alright.
00:19:34.060 No!
00:19:34.880 Okay, I'm so silly.
00:19:38.340 Because you don't say teeth.
00:19:40.640 You say...
00:19:42.240 Tooth.
00:19:42.840 That looks like pincers, though.
00:19:52.120 Okay, bear with me as I solve this little puzzle.
00:19:58.080 Oh, for the love of God!
00:19:59.460 And this looks like boneless limps, I think.
00:20:17.420 I'm just going to wait for a while, so I can get healed up.
00:20:29.580 Now, and this is...
00:20:32.640 Prying orbs.
00:20:36.420 And...
00:20:37.660 We have, in all actuality...
00:20:47.660 Gnashing blades.
00:20:49.800 And...
00:20:51.360 Now...
00:20:52.840 Now, dear old true friends...
00:20:55.520 Delving pincers.
00:20:57.600 Cool.
00:20:58.800 That was easily solved.
00:21:00.720 I said to...
00:21:03.660 Match it all with each other.
00:21:05.740 I also have some water.
00:21:12.500 Always nice to...
00:21:14.160 To drink.
00:21:16.740 Some water when you do a lot of talking, as I...
00:21:20.500 As I do.
00:21:25.880 Merkud, yes.
00:21:28.060 Cool.
00:21:28.560 That, uh...
00:21:29.280 That was highly appreciated.
00:21:32.020 Okay.
00:21:33.100 I'm going to go with health.
00:21:33.980 And we're going to go with...
00:21:37.620 Light armor.
00:21:45.980 No, that isn't really good at all.
00:21:49.900 Ugh.
00:21:52.800 Okay, we can't even choose that one.
00:21:54.720 How silly of me.
00:21:55.440 Let us go with...
00:21:58.440 Let us go with...
00:22:00.060 Blocking.
00:22:02.040 No.
00:22:03.080 200 and...
00:22:06.520 Ah.
00:22:08.440 Sickening.
00:22:09.720 With sick...
00:22:10.620 Physique.
00:22:15.080 Fwa.
00:22:15.800 Okay.
00:22:16.400 This is it.
00:22:18.780 This.
00:22:19.520 Is.
00:22:19.880 It.
00:22:21.100 Now we're going to fight this...
00:22:24.040 This Phineus bastard.
00:22:26.140 Ah fuck, I got owned there, let's see what this thing can do.
00:22:56.140 Dragon aspect.
00:23:03.140 Alright, utilize a quick little edit there.
00:23:06.140 Now let's see if we can tame this.
00:23:17.140 Hello.
00:23:22.140 Thank you, based true friend Dragon.
00:23:25.140 Ah, look at this.
00:23:27.140 This will be sickening.
00:23:39.140 Cool.
00:23:40.140 Alright, let us enjoy the run.
00:23:47.140 Crosses, the land below us is empty of prey.
00:24:05.140 Switch targets.
00:24:07.140 Okay.
00:24:08.140 Well, it's cool.
00:24:18.140 It's cool, I suppose.
00:24:23.140 But, um...
00:24:26.140 Alright, we're already here.
00:24:41.140 Zawrotar, are you so easily swayed?
00:24:46.140 Okay, cool.
00:24:47.140 Final battle now.
00:24:48.140 We should greet our guests first.
00:24:50.140 And so the first Dragonborn beats the last Dragonborn.
00:24:53.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:54.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:55.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:56.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:57.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:58.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:59.140 The second Dragonborn.
00:25:00.140 The second Dragonborn.
00:25:01.140 The second Dragonborn.
00:25:02.140 In the second Dragonborn.
00:25:03.140 In the second Dragonborn.
00:25:04.140 We should greet our guests first.
00:25:05.140 ... and so the first Dragonborn.
00:25:06.140 So the first Dragonborn.
00:25:07.140 And so the first Dragonborn.
00:25:08.140 In the last Dragonborn.
00:25:09.140 The first dragonborn.
00:25:10.140 The first and the last.
00:25:11.140 It's sickening.
00:25:12.140 Fucking go time.
00:25:13.140 No doubt.
00:25:14.140 Just as Hermaeus Mora intended.
00:25:15.140 He's a fickle master, you know.
00:25:24.140 But now I will be free of him.
00:25:25.140 How dare you talk to me like that!
00:25:26.140 How dare you talk to me like that!
00:25:27.140 oh you you coward fight me fight me
00:25:45.860 how dare you oh right
00:25:53.540 okay potion time i'm just gonna adjust my hair first so i can properly enjoy this
00:26:07.300 okay what do we have potion of healing we don't even need that
00:26:12.500 we don't have it
00:26:18.380 fuck
00:26:33.260 why can't i wait
00:26:39.260 tannis i love you
00:26:50.540 tannis i love you
00:27:09.260 uh now you're dying how dare you the cheeky cunt he keeps doing that
00:27:21.900 all right mate i swear to god i swear on me mom's life i'll wreck you
00:27:25.740 you do think to escape me you can hide laughing from me
00:27:34.300 ah hermes mora the true friend comes in to play here hello old herma mora
00:27:39.020 no matter
00:27:40.060 oh wait to die
00:27:44.140 a celebratory sip of coffee
00:27:48.620 uh
00:28:02.060 sickening
00:28:07.420 ah how quaint
00:28:09.020 all right cool true friends so but the case is actually that it's not christmas yet
00:28:34.220 so what we'll do is i might actually do another mission or if you prefer me i can go directly to
00:28:45.020 to uh to the dawn god let me know in the comments below
00:28:50.860 what's this now clear illusion perks no why why would i want to do anything of those
00:29:00.140 oh yeah okay cool i can do that later if i if i want to um to do something we're gonna go to solstheim
00:29:09.740 and see what the crack is there uh so yeah i could either just go to the dawn god and start
00:29:14.700 killing vampires i actually think dawn god is the is the best quest
00:29:22.220 i can feel it the tree stone is free again the oneness of the golden oneness perhaps how about that
00:29:45.580 yes i i i fucked him over i i knocked him out it's over
00:29:51.100 then my father's sacrifice it was not in vain
00:29:55.820 he died to free us he did actually do that i can confirm this to be true
00:30:01.660 yeah i couldn't have defeated mirak without staunch help
00:30:05.820 it was the all makers will as he said yeah i know i should not doubt it yeah but it is good to hear
00:30:12.540 all the same thank you thou art welcome one more thing yeah if you will i know it is not my place but
00:30:23.020 may i offer a word of advice of warning how dare you how dare you as shaman of the skull i am charged
00:30:31.820 with the spiritual well-being of my people yeah it's cool while you're not of the skull you are
00:30:37.260 skull friend a skull true and so i give you this warning okay let's hear it then her mamora forced
00:30:42.300 you to serve him in order to defeat mirak the the dark path of her mamora that's um that's a dark and
00:30:49.900 deep path for a higher purpose do not forget that i will not walk with the all makers i will okay bye
00:30:58.940 goodbye fair maiden the selena the um the vampire fair maiden is fairer than the freya so we're gonna
00:31:07.420 pick her up next goodbye solstam bye okay so what we're gonna do is
00:31:17.660 we're gonna miss we're gonna miss solstam but okay next episode taurngord or rebellion we'll see what
00:31:28.220 we'll do thank you so much for watching and who am i i'm the son of talos xxo