The Golden One - December 13, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 6

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Marcus Follin
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Talos Skyrim Mirak Hermaeus Mora Indianer Zawrotar Dawngod Boethia Phineus Indier Scryer Merkud Dragon Teddy Jeff Fang
Nord of Skyrim Chapter 5 Voiceover Russian Squat Routine

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Length

31 minutes

Words per minute

79.47

Word count

2,514

Sentence count

434

Harmful content

Misogyny

9

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Toxicity

77

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Hate speech

22

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Summary

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In this episode of Sleep and Relax ASMR, we continue our quest to save the Elder Scrolls universe from the vile Mirak. This time, we head to Dawngod and slay some vampires, but first we must slay Mirak, and we must do so in a timely manner.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends. Welcome back to good old Skyrim. Now last episode this brave man died so
00:00:12.960 that we could fight Mirak and bring death and destruction to his blasphemous ways. So what
00:00:21.280 do we have here? Read Waking Dreams. And so we will. Books Waking Dreams. There we are. Sickening.
00:00:31.280 I've loaded up with some glorious Lindvalls coffee. And now obviously Mirak will pay for
00:00:39.520 his blasphemous ways in all actuality. So let's get at him boys. I just thought of
00:00:50.400 something when I started up this game now. I was like I've never actually utilized a certain shout
00:00:58.480 that I really like. Like you know not a shout as in in game but you know a real shout. I've actually
00:01:05.280 never utilized it in any let's play so far I think. So as soon as I get into combat. Okay now. You ready?
00:01:15.120 Fwoah. Thanos I love you!
00:01:30.080 Sickening. That was the shout by the way. Cool. 0.55
00:01:33.040 Sickening. Ah how about that. Yeah that's the guy who's standing in
00:01:42.400 Ah look at that. Sickening. In White Run. And shouts 0.82
00:01:50.000 down a lot. He's a religious fanatic. But I really like him. He's
00:01:57.120 juiciest fuck stands there. Like he's loyal to his gods. Sickening. All right cool. So we're in 1.00
00:02:05.360 the realm of madness here. And we gotta slay Mirak. And then... 0.98
00:02:14.720 Boneless limbs. Okay. Cool.
00:02:18.800 And then I suppose it is time for us to head to Dawngod and slay some vampires. Because as I told you 0.94
00:02:29.840 my beloved true friends. I'm so appreciative of you watching this. I'm just gonna adjust my hair a bit.
00:02:36.400 No looks fine. The hair is fine. Yeah we're gonna head to Dawngod because as I told you
00:02:42.560 Dawngod for me is fucking Christmas time. I have such a fond 0.98
00:02:45.920 memories. I actually had a long part with two of my um two true friends.
00:02:53.760 Like two years ago before. And...
00:03:01.200 He's gonna kill this bastard. 1.00
00:03:06.560 And we um you know we played different games and also I I showed them Skyrim and they were 1.00
00:03:15.920 mightily impressed by um...
00:03:19.840 By the graphics and I was like fwoah this this boys this is where it's at. 0.98
00:03:25.680 Fucking glorious Skyrim. 0.98
00:03:29.360 Oh um... 1.00
00:03:31.760 Ah. Restore health.
00:03:34.080 How quaint. I'm gonna utilize a quicksailor. So yeah.
00:03:37.760 And then then was Dawngod and they were like...
00:03:43.680 That's exactly what happened by the way.
00:03:46.880 True story.
00:03:50.800 Okay. How how dare you?
00:03:52.640 Talos!
00:03:57.440 What? No. This can't be.
00:04:00.320 I died. I...
00:04:02.320 I... That was a bit cheeky now. I'm gonna do this.
00:04:05.920 Okay. So that little pool we have to be worried careful about.
00:04:10.080 I'm gonna see what what shouts we may um we may have this fine day.
00:04:16.640 Whirlwind sprint.
00:04:18.960 Murkwood. Yes!
00:04:21.600 Where did you go then?
00:04:23.200 Where are you?
00:04:23.840 Did he...
00:04:25.120 Did he...
00:04:26.640 Did he disappear?
00:04:28.400 Oh well.
00:04:30.720 Hello.
00:04:33.600 Let me...
00:04:37.680 Boethia's glory.
00:04:41.200 Confessions of a Dunmer skooma eater. 0.99
00:04:46.160 Sick. 0.99
00:04:46.480 Sick. 0.99
00:04:48.880 Okay then. Where um... 0.70
00:04:51.120 Where are you?
00:04:51.680 You...
00:04:52.880 Oh look at this. 0.99
00:04:55.600 Sickening. 0.88
00:04:56.320 How quaint.
00:04:56.960 They're quite good loot there as well to be honest.
00:04:59.680 Roll of paper.
00:05:00.560 No thanks, Jeff.
00:05:04.960 That's excellent.
00:05:06.880 One more, one more, one more.
00:05:12.160 Ah, for the glory of Talos.
00:05:14.560 That's um...
00:05:16.000 I did that for the glory of Talos actually.
00:05:18.640 Okay.
00:05:19.120 So where am I even going true friends?
00:05:21.920 I don't know.
00:05:23.600 But I'm looking...
00:05:24.720 I'm feeling quite juicy.
00:05:27.440 Obviously Teddy's here as well.
00:05:29.440 Greetings.
00:05:31.200 And with some coffee.
00:05:32.960 I'm gonna hit the gym later actually.
00:05:35.520 And there is absolutely a hundred percent chance 0.99
00:05:40.560 that I will get a fucking sick pump in my chest. 0.99
00:05:48.240 Open chapter two. 0.99
00:05:51.360 And we are actually in...
00:05:55.360 There is chapter three.
00:05:56.480 Chapter one.
00:05:58.960 Oh well.
00:06:01.360 Let me...
00:06:05.920 Ah, there it was.
00:06:06.960 How quaint.
00:06:09.200 I actually think Hermaeus Mora and I would be good friends
00:06:13.120 considering we both like to read.
00:06:14.640 And I think you all should read as well.
00:06:17.520 Because that grants you the ability to write.
00:06:21.840 And the writing is like...
00:06:25.040 Ah, sickening.
00:06:25.920 That's a good thing to do.
00:06:30.160 It's a good social skill as well.
00:06:35.040 Perhaps not a social skill.
00:06:36.720 Like being able to speak well.
00:06:38.400 That's a social skill.
00:06:39.360 But you know it's more like a...
00:06:43.120 Career skill or whatever. 0.98
00:06:44.640 Either fucking way it's good to be able to write. 0.98
00:06:46.480 And it's fun to read like... 0.99
00:06:53.920 Baby dragons.
00:06:56.960 Hello scry.
00:06:58.000 And this is a proper place of madness.
00:07:04.080 I can confirm this to be true.
00:07:05.520 Because I'm actually here.
00:07:08.560 And I'm a bit scared.
00:07:10.960 As scared.
00:07:11.920 I took that from family guy actually.
00:07:17.840 Hanging gardens.
00:07:18.800 Sure.
00:07:19.600 Why not?
00:07:20.080 Orcish helmet.
00:07:23.280 That was quite cool actually.
00:07:24.880 I could...
00:07:26.960 I should have an orcish helmet in one of my...
00:07:32.880 In one of my photo shoots.
00:07:35.760 Would be cool.
00:07:41.760 A lot of books up in this place.
00:07:44.560 Take prying orbs.
00:07:45.840 All right.
00:07:47.680 Cool.
00:07:51.120 Where am I supposed to go?
00:07:55.440 Do any of you have a clue of that?
00:07:58.560 True friends.
00:08:02.640 Perhaps in here.
00:08:06.080 This is it. 0.83
00:08:09.120 Sickening.
00:08:09.600 I'm gonna take a sip of coffee.
00:08:12.480 Admire me while I do that. 0.97
00:08:17.600 Look how fucking juicy that is by the way. 0.98
00:08:19.680 Cortisi av Indiska. 0.99
00:08:22.560 It's a Swedish chupa.
00:08:25.360 Which does Indian fangs. 0.98
00:08:28.160 And by Indian...
00:08:29.040 Oh.
00:08:35.600 It's India and not Native Americans. 1.00
00:08:40.000 Speaking of Native Americans. 0.62
00:08:41.280 I don't really have any good word for it.
00:08:43.120 Because if you say Indians... 0.54
00:08:48.080 Like in Swedish we actually have two different words for it.
00:08:50.800 Like Indier is Indians from India. 0.99
00:08:53.680 And then Indianer is like... 1.00
00:08:58.880 Like Indians from like Native Americans. 1.00
00:09:03.600 So I don't really know what to say.
00:09:05.680 Amerindians.
00:09:06.480 You can say that.
00:09:06.960 Amerindians.
00:09:07.760 And then people know quite well.
00:09:10.400 What you...
00:09:13.840 What you mean.
00:09:20.480 Search seeker.
00:09:24.560 Ooh.
00:09:25.120 Flame cloak.
00:09:25.920 How about that?
00:09:26.560 I...
00:09:28.960 I'm not good enough in magic to utilize that though.
00:09:32.480 I don't want to fight him at all.
00:09:44.000 I don't want to fight him at all.
00:09:48.000 Because my life is so low.
00:09:58.560 Perhaps I should actually have gone with a heavy armor instead.
00:10:02.960 But I like this armor.
00:10:04.000 It's cool.
00:10:05.040 It's nice.
00:10:05.520 It's fine. 0.99
00:10:06.000 Okay, so my question to you now is, do you think I can knock this cunt out? 1.00
00:10:16.500 No, I don't think I can do that actually, which is blasphemous to say the least, I'm just gonna 0.99
00:10:36.900 make a run for it. Bye. Oh, look at this. And this makes me wonder if I'm even gonna be able
00:10:47.840 to fight Mirak the sick cunt later on, if I can't even beat these seekers. Whoa, what's 1.00
00:10:56.700 happening now? What? Font of... Aha, perhaps I should have saved those. Hello, what's this
00:11:11.320 then? Let me consult the map.
00:11:26.700 Hmm. Okay, I suppose, in all actuality, that I have to beat those seekers for optimal gains
00:11:42.420 and glory. That sounds like a cool thang to do. My hair is a bit unruly. No, it's fine.
00:11:55.920 Okay, then. Okay, I'm just gonna heal myself up. Restoration. Healing. Yes, please. And
00:12:05.920 there we go. Sickening. And a quick save. Alright, then come at me, you filthy creatures of the 0.94
00:12:17.920 warp. 1.00
00:12:18.920 Alright, then. Perhaps this is something we can do. No? Is there actually another fang there? 0.95
00:12:45.920 Fang there. 0.96
00:12:56.920 Gnashing blades. That sounds horrible. Hmm. Map. Where are we going? We are going...
00:13:12.920 We... Okay, I'm sorry, true friends, for being... For not really having a clue on what to
00:13:30.920 do.
00:13:33.920 Oh, hello. Hello, hello.
00:13:45.920 The true nature of orcs. That, uh... The true nature of orcs is that they're all juicy as fuck,
00:13:51.920 actually. I can confirm this to be true. 0.99
00:13:56.920 That, uh... That's true.
00:13:57.920 You Rotten에요. That's true.
00:14:07.920 That's true.
00:14:13.920 Let's go.
00:14:43.920 All righty then, I thought about utilizing a quick edit there because I didn't know exactly where I was going, but it seems like it's just fine.
00:14:58.760 So, let us continue up in this rather horrible place. Looks like something out of a nightmare, to be honest.
00:15:14.760 They're really creepy kind of nightmares.
00:15:20.200 Ah, hello. Hello, Scryer.
00:15:23.740 You fucking juicy. 1.00
00:15:24.940 Let's see. 1.00
00:15:54.920 Ah, look at that.
00:15:56.780 Okay, cool. It seems like we're...
00:16:00.920 I bet... 0.99
00:16:03.240 Ah, I fucking knew that was going to happen. 0.99
00:16:07.020 Okay, cool. 0.99
00:16:09.560 Right.
00:16:10.080 I'm just going to utilize a sip of coffee here because I need it. 0.76
00:16:23.420 Sickening.
00:16:24.180 Okay, cool.
00:16:25.140 Let's... 1.00
00:16:26.080 Let's fight this bastard. 1.00
00:16:28.460 That, true friend, that is exactly how it goes. 1.00
00:16:52.300 If you stand against one of the true sons of Talos. 1.00
00:16:57.980 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:16:58.800 That felt amazing to do. 1.00
00:17:00.300 It actually did.
00:17:07.500 I need to invoke the name of Talos more, I feel.
00:17:11.840 I think that would be a good thing for me to do.
00:17:14.220 Hmm.
00:17:16.220 Hmm.
00:17:19.340 Hmm.
00:17:20.540 Hmm.
00:17:20.820 Hmm.
00:17:21.020 Hmm.
00:17:21.100 Hmm.
00:17:21.140 Hmm.
00:17:22.540 Hmm.
00:17:23.140 Hmm.
00:17:23.180 Going to go up there.
00:17:27.420 But...
00:17:28.540 There is something that is missing.
00:17:32.540 Is it this, perhaps?
00:17:33.480 Hello.
00:17:42.380 Aha! 0.94
00:17:44.280 Look at that.
00:17:46.340 I'm going to take that, actually.
00:17:47.880 Ooh! 0.96
00:17:48.660 Fwa! 1.00
00:17:49.340 That is really good.
00:17:50.980 Common soldier.
00:17:51.580 Alright, I'm going to watch out for something, and that something is to be overencumbered in
00:18:01.400 all actuality.
00:18:04.060 But we're nearing...
00:18:05.840 I can sense that we're nearing the summit now, and then Mirak will get owned.
00:18:17.520 Ah, that's a good old coffee right there, for optimal gains.
00:18:21.580 Fwa! 1.00
00:18:33.280 Aha! 0.94
00:18:34.720 Okay!
00:18:35.780 Now!
00:18:37.200 Now, true friends.
00:18:41.400 Now we have a little puzzle. 1.00
00:18:43.280 I'm going to slay these blasphemous creatures first. 1.00
00:18:51.580 And then, after that... 1.00
00:19:00.580 And then, after that...
00:19:02.580 Now!
00:19:13.960 Let us see.
00:19:18.220 I suppose this is the gnashing teeth.
00:19:21.660 Gnashing teeth!
00:19:25.660 No!
00:19:26.780 What's the...
00:19:27.420 Delving pincers.
00:19:28.480 Delving pincers.
00:19:30.180 Alright.
00:19:34.060 No! 0.95
00:19:34.880 Okay, I'm so silly. 0.82
00:19:38.340 Because you don't say teeth. 0.76
00:19:40.640 You say...
00:19:42.240 Tooth.
00:19:42.840 That looks like pincers, though.
00:19:52.120 Okay, bear with me as I solve this little puzzle.
00:19:58.080 Oh, for the love of God!
00:19:59.460 And this looks like boneless limps, I think.
00:20:17.420 I'm just going to wait for a while, so I can get healed up.
00:20:29.580 Now, and this is...
00:20:32.640 Prying orbs.
00:20:36.420 And...
00:20:37.660 We have, in all actuality...
00:20:47.660 Gnashing blades.
00:20:49.800 And...
00:20:51.360 Now...
00:20:52.840 Now, dear old true friends...
00:20:55.520 Delving pincers.
00:20:57.600 Cool.
00:20:58.800 That was easily solved.
00:21:00.720 I said to...
00:21:03.660 Match it all with each other.
00:21:05.740 I also have some water.
00:21:12.500 Always nice to...
00:21:14.160 To drink.
00:21:16.740 Some water when you do a lot of talking, as I...
00:21:20.500 As I do.
00:21:25.880 Merkud, yes.
00:21:28.060 Cool.
00:21:28.560 That, uh...
00:21:29.280 That was highly appreciated.
00:21:32.020 Okay.
00:21:33.100 I'm going to go with health.
00:21:33.980 And we're going to go with...
00:21:37.620 Light armor.
00:21:45.980 No, that isn't really good at all.
00:21:49.900 Ugh.
00:21:52.800 Okay, we can't even choose that one. 0.96
00:21:54.720 How silly of me.
00:21:55.440 Let us go with... 0.85
00:21:58.440 Let us go with...
00:22:00.060 Blocking.
00:22:02.040 No.
00:22:03.080 200 and...
00:22:06.520 Ah.
00:22:08.440 Sickening.
00:22:09.720 With sick... 0.72
00:22:10.620 Physique.
00:22:15.080 Fwa. 0.76
00:22:15.800 Okay.
00:22:16.400 This is it.
00:22:18.780 This.
00:22:19.520 Is.
00:22:19.880 It.
00:22:21.100 Now we're going to fight this... 1.00
00:22:24.040 This Phineus bastard. 1.00
00:22:26.140 Ah fuck, I got owned there, let's see what this thing can do. 1.00
00:22:56.140 Dragon aspect. 0.98
00:23:03.140 Alright, utilize a quick little edit there.
00:23:06.140 Now let's see if we can tame this.
00:23:17.140 Hello.
00:23:22.140 Thank you, based true friend Dragon.
00:23:25.140 Ah, look at this.
00:23:27.140 This will be sickening.
00:23:39.140 Cool.
00:23:40.140 Alright, let us enjoy the run.
00:23:47.140 Crosses, the land below us is empty of prey.
00:24:05.140 Switch targets.
00:24:07.140 Okay.
00:24:08.140 Well, it's cool.
00:24:18.140 It's cool, I suppose.
00:24:23.140 But, um...
00:24:26.140 Alright, we're already here.
00:24:41.140 Zawrotar, are you so easily swayed?
00:24:46.140 Okay, cool.
00:24:47.140 Final battle now.
00:24:48.140 We should greet our guests first.
00:24:50.140 And so the first Dragonborn beats the last Dragonborn.
00:24:53.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:54.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:55.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:56.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:57.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:58.140 The first Dragonborn.
00:24:59.140 The second Dragonborn.
00:25:00.140 The second Dragonborn.
00:25:01.140 The second Dragonborn.
00:25:02.140 In the second Dragonborn.
00:25:03.140 In the second Dragonborn.
00:25:04.140 We should greet our guests first.
00:25:05.140 ... and so the first Dragonborn.
00:25:06.140 So the first Dragonborn.
00:25:07.140 And so the first Dragonborn.
00:25:08.140 In the last Dragonborn.
00:25:09.140 The first dragonborn.
00:25:10.140 The first and the last.
00:25:11.140 It's sickening. 0.99
00:25:12.140 Fucking go time. 1.00
00:25:13.140 No doubt. 0.99
00:25:14.140 Just as Hermaeus Mora intended.
00:25:15.140 He's a fickle master, you know.
00:25:24.140 But now I will be free of him.
00:25:25.140 How dare you talk to me like that!
00:25:26.140 How dare you talk to me like that! 1.00
00:25:27.140 oh you you coward fight me fight me 1.00
00:25:45.860 how dare you oh right 0.99
00:25:53.540 okay potion time i'm just gonna adjust my hair first so i can properly enjoy this
00:26:07.300 okay what do we have potion of healing we don't even need that
00:26:12.500 we don't have it 1.00
00:26:18.380 fuck 1.00
00:26:33.260 why can't i wait 1.00
00:26:39.260 tannis i love you
00:26:50.540 tannis i love you 1.00
00:27:09.260 uh now you're dying how dare you the cheeky cunt he keeps doing that 1.00
00:27:21.900 all right mate i swear to god i swear on me mom's life i'll wreck you 1.00
00:27:25.740 you do think to escape me you can hide laughing from me 0.92
00:27:34.300 ah hermes mora the true friend comes in to play here hello old herma mora
00:27:39.020 no matter 0.98
00:27:40.060 oh wait to die
00:27:44.140 a celebratory sip of coffee 0.79
00:27:48.620 uh
00:28:02.060 sickening
00:28:07.420 ah how quaint
00:28:09.020 all right cool true friends so but the case is actually that it's not christmas yet
00:28:34.220 so what we'll do is i might actually do another mission or if you prefer me i can go directly to
00:28:45.020 to uh to the dawn god let me know in the comments below
00:28:50.860 what's this now clear illusion perks no why why would i want to do anything of those
00:29:00.140 oh yeah okay cool i can do that later if i if i want to um to do something we're gonna go to solstheim
00:29:09.740 and see what the crack is there uh so yeah i could either just go to the dawn god and start
00:29:14.700 killing vampires i actually think dawn god is the is the best quest
00:29:22.220 i can feel it the tree stone is free again the oneness of the golden oneness perhaps how about that 0.99
00:29:45.580 yes i i i fucked him over i i knocked him out it's over 0.99
00:29:51.100 then my father's sacrifice it was not in vain 0.99
00:29:55.820 he died to free us he did actually do that i can confirm this to be true
00:30:01.660 yeah i couldn't have defeated mirak without staunch help
00:30:05.820 it was the all makers will as he said yeah i know i should not doubt it yeah but it is good to hear
00:30:12.540 all the same thank you thou art welcome one more thing yeah if you will i know it is not my place but
00:30:23.020 may i offer a word of advice of warning how dare you how dare you as shaman of the skull i am charged
00:30:31.820 with the spiritual well-being of my people yeah it's cool while you're not of the skull you are
00:30:37.260 skull friend a skull true and so i give you this warning okay let's hear it then her mamora forced 0.68
00:30:42.300 you to serve him in order to defeat mirak the the dark path of her mamora that's um that's a dark and
00:30:49.900 deep path for a higher purpose do not forget that i will not walk with the all makers i will okay bye
00:30:58.940 goodbye fair maiden the selena the um the vampire fair maiden is fairer than the freya so we're gonna
00:31:07.420 pick her up next goodbye solstam bye okay so what we're gonna do is
00:31:17.660 we're gonna miss we're gonna miss solstam but okay next episode taurngord or rebellion we'll see what
00:31:28.220 we'll do thank you so much for watching and who am i i'm the son of talos xxo