Nord of Skyrim Chapter 6
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Summary
In this episode of Sleep and Relax ASMR, we continue our quest to save the Elder Scrolls universe from the vile Mirak. This time, we head to Dawngod and slay some vampires, but first we must slay Mirak, and we must do so in a timely manner.
Transcript
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Greetings you friends. Welcome back to good old Skyrim. Now last episode this brave man died so
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that we could fight Mirak and bring death and destruction to his blasphemous ways. So what
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do we have here? Read Waking Dreams. And so we will. Books Waking Dreams. There we are. Sickening.
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I've loaded up with some glorious Lindvalls coffee. And now obviously Mirak will pay for
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his blasphemous ways in all actuality. So let's get at him boys. I just thought of
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something when I started up this game now. I was like I've never actually utilized a certain shout
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that I really like. Like you know not a shout as in in game but you know a real shout. I've actually
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never utilized it in any let's play so far I think. So as soon as I get into combat. Okay now. You ready?
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Sickening. That was the shout by the way. Cool.
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Sickening. Ah how about that. Yeah that's the guy who's standing in
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Ah look at that. Sickening. In White Run. And shouts
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down a lot. He's a religious fanatic. But I really like him. He's
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juiciest fuck stands there. Like he's loyal to his gods. Sickening. All right cool. So we're in
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the realm of madness here. And we gotta slay Mirak. And then...
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And then I suppose it is time for us to head to Dawngod and slay some vampires. Because as I told you
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my beloved true friends. I'm so appreciative of you watching this. I'm just gonna adjust my hair a bit.
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No looks fine. The hair is fine. Yeah we're gonna head to Dawngod because as I told you
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Dawngod for me is fucking Christmas time. I have such a fond
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memories. I actually had a long part with two of my um two true friends.
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And we um you know we played different games and also I I showed them Skyrim and they were
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By the graphics and I was like fwoah this this boys this is where it's at.
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How quaint. I'm gonna utilize a quicksailor. So yeah.
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And then then was Dawngod and they were like...
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I... That was a bit cheeky now. I'm gonna do this.
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Okay. So that little pool we have to be worried careful about.
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I'm gonna see what what shouts we may um we may have this fine day.
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They're quite good loot there as well to be honest.
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And there is absolutely a hundred percent chance
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that I will get a fucking sick pump in my chest.
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I actually think Hermaeus Mora and I would be good friends
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Either fucking way it's good to be able to write.
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Look how fucking juicy that is by the way.
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Like in Swedish we actually have two different words for it.
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I'm not good enough in magic to utilize that though.
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Perhaps I should actually have gone with a heavy armor instead.
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Okay, so my question to you now is, do you think I can knock this cunt out?
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No, I don't think I can do that actually, which is blasphemous to say the least, I'm just gonna
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make a run for it. Bye. Oh, look at this. And this makes me wonder if I'm even gonna be able
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to fight Mirak the sick cunt later on, if I can't even beat these seekers. Whoa, what's
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happening now? What? Font of... Aha, perhaps I should have saved those. Hello, what's this
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Hmm. Okay, I suppose, in all actuality, that I have to beat those seekers for optimal gains
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and glory. That sounds like a cool thang to do. My hair is a bit unruly. No, it's fine.
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Okay, then. Okay, I'm just gonna heal myself up. Restoration. Healing. Yes, please. And
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there we go. Sickening. And a quick save. Alright, then come at me, you filthy creatures of the
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Alright, then. Perhaps this is something we can do. No? Is there actually another fang there?
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Gnashing blades. That sounds horrible. Hmm. Map. Where are we going? We are going...
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We... Okay, I'm sorry, true friends, for being... For not really having a clue on what to
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The true nature of orcs. That, uh... The true nature of orcs is that they're all juicy as fuck,
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All righty then, I thought about utilizing a quick edit there because I didn't know exactly where I was going, but it seems like it's just fine.
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So, let us continue up in this rather horrible place. Looks like something out of a nightmare, to be honest.
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Ah, I fucking knew that was going to happen.
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I'm just going to utilize a sip of coffee here because I need it.
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That, true friend, that is exactly how it goes.
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If you stand against one of the true sons of Talos.
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I need to invoke the name of Talos more, I feel.
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I think that would be a good thing for me to do.
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Alright, I'm going to watch out for something, and that something is to be overencumbered in
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I can sense that we're nearing the summit now, and then Mirak will get owned.
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Ah, that's a good old coffee right there, for optimal gains.
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I'm going to slay these blasphemous creatures first.
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Okay, bear with me as I solve this little puzzle.
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I'm just going to wait for a while, so I can get healed up.
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Some water when you do a lot of talking, as I...
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Ah fuck, I got owned there, let's see what this thing can do.
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And so the first Dragonborn beats the last Dragonborn.
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okay potion time i'm just gonna adjust my hair first so i can properly enjoy this
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okay what do we have potion of healing we don't even need that
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uh now you're dying how dare you the cheeky cunt he keeps doing that
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all right mate i swear to god i swear on me mom's life i'll wreck you
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you do think to escape me you can hide laughing from me
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ah hermes mora the true friend comes in to play here hello old herma mora
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all right cool true friends so but the case is actually that it's not christmas yet
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so what we'll do is i might actually do another mission or if you prefer me i can go directly to
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to uh to the dawn god let me know in the comments below
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what's this now clear illusion perks no why why would i want to do anything of those
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oh yeah okay cool i can do that later if i if i want to um to do something we're gonna go to solstheim
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and see what the crack is there uh so yeah i could either just go to the dawn god and start
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killing vampires i actually think dawn god is the is the best quest
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i can feel it the tree stone is free again the oneness of the golden oneness perhaps how about that
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yes i i i fucked him over i i knocked him out it's over
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then my father's sacrifice it was not in vain
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he died to free us he did actually do that i can confirm this to be true
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yeah i couldn't have defeated mirak without staunch help
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it was the all makers will as he said yeah i know i should not doubt it yeah but it is good to hear
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all the same thank you thou art welcome one more thing yeah if you will i know it is not my place but
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may i offer a word of advice of warning how dare you how dare you as shaman of the skull i am charged
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with the spiritual well-being of my people yeah it's cool while you're not of the skull you are
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skull friend a skull true and so i give you this warning okay let's hear it then her mamora forced
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you to serve him in order to defeat mirak the the dark path of her mamora that's um that's a dark and
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deep path for a higher purpose do not forget that i will not walk with the all makers i will okay bye
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goodbye fair maiden the selena the um the vampire fair maiden is fairer than the freya so we're gonna
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pick her up next goodbye solstam bye okay so what we're gonna do is
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we're gonna miss we're gonna miss solstam but okay next episode taurngord or rebellion we'll see what
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we'll do thank you so much for watching and who am i i'm the son of talos xxo