The Golden One - December 21, 2014


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 7


Episode Stats

Length

38 minutes

Words per Minute

93.41308

Word Count

3,613

Sentence Count

582

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, you proud sons of Skyrim!
00:00:13.000 Guess where I'm at.
00:00:16.000 Dayspring Canyon, and it's a nice day back in Skyrim.
00:00:21.000 We're not in Solstheim anymore.
00:00:24.000 Hello, hello!
00:00:26.000 Yep.
00:00:30.000 Why are you nervous?
00:00:32.000 That's not a very good attitude to go into a job interview.
00:00:39.000 Basic advice right here.
00:00:41.000 Don't be nervous, be confident as fuck.
00:00:44.000 And then there will be like, Fwa Myrin.
00:00:48.000 Myrin.
00:00:51.000 So yeah, Fort Dawnguard, and we're here.
00:00:54.000 Like, this place is just so beautiful.
00:00:57.000 I don't even...
00:00:58.000 I can't even find words to describe how beautiful Skyrim can be sometimes.
00:01:04.000 Hello, mate.
00:01:05.000 You're looking juicy.
00:01:07.000 Durak.
00:01:09.000 That is one juicy Pale Orc.
00:01:12.000 I'm certain of it.
00:01:15.000 Oh, wrong way.
00:01:17.000 So yeah, we're gonna slay some vampires.
00:01:19.000 And I, I for one, true friends, I cannot wait to get my hands on a crossbow.
00:01:24.000 And I don't know if you can see it, but I'm so fucking excited for this.
00:01:29.000 I'm excited that you're watching this and I get to game this with you.
00:01:33.000 So it really feels sickening that you're here with me in fucking Skyrim that we all love.
00:01:42.000 And we're gonna get a crossbow and we're gonna admire me when I slay.
00:01:48.000 Thanks.
00:01:49.000 Why are you here, Tolan?
00:01:51.000 The vigilance and I were finished with each other a long time ago.
00:01:55.000 You know why I'm here.
00:01:57.000 The vigilance of testosterone.
00:01:58.000 The vigilance are under attack everywhere.
00:02:00.000 The vampires are much more dangerous than we believed.
00:02:03.000 And now you wanna come running to safety with the Dawnguard, is that it?
00:02:07.000 Yeah.
00:02:13.000 How dare they talk to him like that.
00:02:15.000 Greetings, true friend.
00:02:16.000 So who are you?
00:02:18.000 That is an Indian true friend, actually.
00:02:20.000 I'm here to join the Dawnguard.
00:02:22.000 You're so silly.
00:02:26.000 I do.
00:02:27.000 I fucking hate vampires.
00:02:28.000 No, like, I don't.
00:02:29.000 I don't hate vampires at all.
00:02:31.000 I like vampires.
00:02:32.000 But not the gay sparkly ones popularized by...
00:02:36.000 The Twilight Saga.
00:02:37.000 Not those kind of vampires.
00:02:38.000 I need someone out of the field taking the fight to the damn vampires.
00:02:41.000 While we're getting the fort back into shape.
00:02:43.000 Tolan was telling me about some cave the vigilance were poking around in.
00:02:47.000 Seem to think it was related to these recent vampire attacks.
00:02:50.000 The vigilance.
00:02:51.000 They...
00:02:52.000 They're cool.
00:02:53.000 Tell him about what was it.
00:02:54.000 Dim Hollow.
00:02:56.000 Hey, man.
00:02:57.000 Yes, that's it.
00:02:58.000 Tell me.
00:02:59.000 Dim Hollow Crypt.
00:03:00.000 Brother Adelwald was sure it held some long-lost vampire artifact
00:03:05.000 of some kind.
00:03:06.000 We didn't listen to him anymore than we did Israel.
00:03:08.000 For those of you who play Warhammer, this actually looks like a warrior priest.
00:03:13.000 Of Sigmar.
00:03:14.000 That's good enough for me.
00:03:16.000 Go see what the vampires were looking for in this dim Hollow Crypt.
00:03:20.000 Okay.
00:03:21.000 With any luck, they'll still be there.
00:03:24.000 Here.
00:03:25.000 You should take a crossbow.
00:03:26.000 Good for taking out those fiends before they get clutched.
00:03:29.000 All waiting for.
00:03:30.000 Feel free to poke around the fort and take what you need.
00:03:32.000 Ah.
00:03:33.000 Cheers, main.
00:03:34.000 That's it.
00:03:35.000 That's it, main.
00:03:36.000 That's it.
00:03:37.000 Okay.
00:03:38.000 We're gonna go there.
00:03:39.000 And then I will tell you some fun...
00:03:42.000 Awakening.
00:03:43.000 Dim Hollow Crypt.
00:03:48.000 Okay.
00:03:49.000 Let's head there.
00:03:50.000 Okay, cool.
00:03:51.000 So I've actually been to 4chance.
00:03:54.000 Slash poll.
00:03:55.000 Okay.
00:03:56.000 Politically incorrect quite some time.
00:03:58.000 Because I know my Fuck Feminists video got linked there.
00:04:05.000 So I checked that place out.
00:04:09.000 And obviously some good discussions.
00:04:12.000 But it's so fucking unnecessarily aggressive.
00:04:17.000 And I don't really like that.
00:04:19.000 It's almost like...
00:04:22.000 You wanna be rude and aggressive before somebody else can be rude and aggressive to you.
00:04:28.000 And that whole attitude is just so...
00:04:30.000 So I mean everyone...
00:04:31.000 Everyone is degenerate and it's wrong with everyone.
00:04:34.000 There's not single people that is cool like...
00:04:37.000 And everyone is just hating on each other.
00:04:39.000 Like obviously I appreciate the...
00:04:42.000 The freedom of speech and that you're...
00:04:45.000 You know keeping it real.
00:04:48.000 And you know you have the...
00:04:50.000 You can think for yourself.
00:04:52.000 But like don't...
00:04:54.000 Don't be negative and aggressive just for the fucking sake of it.
00:04:57.000 You know...
00:04:58.000 Your quality of life will not be increased by being mad.
00:05:02.000 Constantly.
00:05:08.000 Alright, cool.
00:05:09.000 I utilized a quick little edit there to get on the proper path.
00:05:12.000 And also to adjust my hair.
00:05:14.000 Um...
00:05:16.000 I can't take myself seriously if my hair isn't perfect.
00:05:19.000 So yeah, it's talking about politically incorrect.
00:05:22.000 And now obviously they got raided hard by Tumblr.
00:05:26.000 So...
00:05:27.000 Tumblr will have to pay for that.
00:05:29.000 And now obviously...
00:05:33.000 I like...
00:05:34.000 Look at this.
00:05:35.000 You know...
00:05:36.000 Politically incorrect.
00:05:38.000 Just because you are politically incorrect.
00:05:40.000 But...
00:05:42.000 A bit...
00:05:43.000 A bit aggressive.
00:05:47.000 And a bit hostile.
00:05:48.000 I mean...
00:05:51.000 I saw one thread where the Celtic culture was described as degenerate.
00:05:56.000 And then...
00:05:57.000 I just...
00:05:58.000 Yeah...
00:05:59.000 I didn't even know what to say or think.
00:06:03.000 Like...
00:06:04.000 I haven't written anything...
00:06:06.000 On 4chan in about a year.
00:06:08.000 But...
00:06:10.000 Yeah...
00:06:11.000 I mean...
00:06:12.000 How can you say that Celtic culture is degenerate when it's standard?
00:06:15.000 Like...
00:06:16.000 In the time of the Romans...
00:06:17.000 Ireland was not conquered by the Romans.
00:06:20.000 And they had a high fucking standing culture.
00:06:22.000 And then like...
00:06:23.000 Celtic...
00:06:24.000 Vigilants never know when to give up.
00:06:26.000 Isn't even...
00:06:27.000 An...
00:06:28.000 Like...
00:06:29.000 That's a cultural thing.
00:06:30.000 And they had...
00:06:31.000 You know...
00:06:32.000 Survive...
00:06:33.000 Till this very day.
00:06:34.000 So how can you say it's degenerate?
00:06:35.000 It's not degenerate at all.
00:06:36.000 It's fucking glorious as fuck.
00:06:37.000 I mean...
00:06:38.000 Celtic jewellery?
00:06:40.000 How about that?
00:06:41.000 Like...
00:06:42.000 So...
00:06:43.000 No.
00:06:44.000 This one...
00:06:45.000 It was not a true friend who wrote those hurtful things.
00:06:47.000 Is that?
00:06:48.000 Perhaps another Vigilant will wander in soon.
00:06:51.000 Oh...
00:06:52.000 Yeah...
00:06:53.000 Yeah, I'm not a bit of vigilance, though.
00:06:55.120 How dare you talk to me like that?
00:06:58.580 Okay, you didn't really talk, but...
00:07:00.580 But anyway.
00:07:04.120 Okay, let us do like this, true friends.
00:07:07.080 Now I got all riled up because...
00:07:09.580 Because the hurtful...
00:07:13.580 Words said against my Celtic, true friends.
00:07:19.280 Because I think the Celtic culture, obviously, since it was dominant...
00:07:27.280 Wow.
00:07:29.280 That was powerful, but it was only a fledgling, so...
00:07:33.980 Look at that.
00:07:37.600 Light armor.
00:07:40.360 That's cool. I like it.
00:07:42.560 I'm gonna take it and see if I...
00:07:45.560 Okay, I regret that. I will not do that.
00:07:49.280 And...
00:07:51.940 Disregard.
00:07:54.140 Disregard.
00:07:59.160 And...
00:07:59.560 74.
00:08:02.060 Oh, wow. So it's...
00:08:03.600 It was quite fucking bad, to be honest.
00:08:05.820 Hello!
00:08:07.180 Hello, vampire.
00:08:08.720 Do you want to box with me?
00:08:13.280 That, true friends, is exactly how you deal with...
00:08:16.280 With vampires.
00:08:19.280 And...
00:08:20.280 This place is just awesome.
00:08:37.140 As I said, like, that's why I fucking love Skyrim.
00:08:39.460 Oh, look at that.
00:08:42.800 Orkish sort of flames, but I don't want to get over-encumbered.
00:08:46.580 So I'm gonna leave that be for now.
00:08:51.540 There we are.
00:08:52.460 Ah, sickening.
00:08:53.620 Some juicy potions of wisdom.
00:08:55.720 That would be cool, though, if you're studying, and then you can take, like, a potion of wisdom, so you learn, like, you remember everything.
00:09:04.620 I know there actually are some, like, a few techniques you can do.
00:09:08.620 If you chew, like, bubblegum, or, you know, eat something while you're reading a thang.
00:09:16.420 And then later on, if you eat the same thing, you will be better at remembering it.
00:09:23.620 Sick.
00:09:25.620 Sickening.
00:09:26.620 Is that actually...
00:09:31.620 No.
00:09:36.260 I suppose that there are...
00:09:38.620 Oh, hello!
00:09:40.580 Hello, hello.
00:09:45.620 Hello.
00:09:46.580 She actually said that.
00:10:04.780 Hello, gorgeous.
00:10:09.020 That's also cool.
00:10:10.320 I wish that they were, um, just better, so I could utilize it.
00:10:15.140 Now I'm gonna go with my elven armor of sickeningness and glory.
00:10:19.740 Perhaps I get a new dawn god, um...
00:10:23.740 Armor, though.
00:10:25.720 Ah!
00:10:28.760 Nice.
00:10:29.500 I'm gonna, um...
00:10:31.820 Enchant some flanks right now.
00:10:34.500 Disenchant.
00:10:36.380 Disenchantment...
00:10:37.140 Yes.
00:10:39.060 Yeah, I'm gonna just, um...
00:10:42.380 Disenchant everything here.
00:10:43.800 So we can make something nice later on.
00:10:49.400 Ah, look at that.
00:10:50.340 I'm just leveling away.
00:10:51.940 Perhaps I can...
00:10:54.320 Can...
00:10:55.800 Can actually...
00:11:01.560 Level up.
00:11:07.940 That would be, uh...
00:11:08.800 Ah, yes.
00:11:11.900 Yes.
00:11:13.740 Mercwood, yes.
00:11:15.980 And then, obviously, speaking of political incorrect and, uh...
00:11:19.420 You know, internet forums and stuff like that.
00:11:22.220 Uh...
00:11:23.220 Sweden, yes, jokes.
00:11:25.560 I've talked about them before.
00:11:27.060 And, um...
00:11:28.660 And, um...
00:11:29.660 I mean, uh...
00:11:33.540 A lot of it is not true at all.
00:11:36.020 But a lot of it is also true.
00:11:37.840 Um...
00:11:38.840 So, um...
00:11:44.380 I mean, yeah.
00:11:45.420 Double-check the source.
00:11:47.240 Uh...
00:11:47.520 Or, uh...
00:11:47.960 Just...
00:11:48.960 Take it from a Swedish person.
00:11:50.480 If you hear something.
00:11:51.480 You can ask me.
00:11:52.740 Uh...
00:11:53.300 Elven boots, superior.
00:11:58.800 Okay, cool.
00:12:02.520 Pickpocket.
00:12:03.100 No.
00:12:05.120 Ah!
00:12:05.920 That's, uh...
00:12:06.720 Brilliant.
00:12:07.140 I want, um...
00:12:08.360 I want that.
00:12:10.820 Ah, sickening.
00:12:12.080 Sickening.
00:12:13.560 Elven helmet, superior.
00:12:16.300 Restoration.
00:12:18.880 Okay, so we don't really have anything...
00:12:21.300 That's...
00:12:23.020 Decent, I suppose.
00:12:26.080 And now...
00:12:27.480 Do we have a greater soul gem?
00:12:29.540 Item...
00:12:32.080 Um...
00:12:33.960 A gold ring, perhaps?
00:12:36.500 And...
00:12:37.300 Enchantment...
00:12:40.120 Block.
00:12:41.340 Yes.
00:12:44.460 There we go!
00:12:46.200 How about that, true friends?
00:12:47.880 Okay, where, um...
00:12:49.060 Where were we, even?
00:12:49.960 Before I...
00:12:52.740 Digressed.
00:12:54.360 Don't really know if you say...
00:12:55.900 Did you say digressed?
00:12:58.780 Oh, fuck.
00:13:14.160 Ah, fuck.
00:13:15.040 Ah, fuck.
00:13:19.960 How dare you!
00:13:28.300 Okay, time for, uh...
00:13:30.540 Time for a shout, now.
00:13:36.760 Utilize the quicksave.
00:13:37.960 Okay, come at me.
00:13:39.240 Come at me, bre.
00:13:42.620 Come at me, brew.
00:13:43.400 Ah, fuck.
00:13:51.560 Ah, fuck.
00:14:02.620 Fucking, uh...
00:14:03.780 Some scary...
00:14:05.020 Scary shit right there.
00:14:06.980 But that's...
00:14:07.880 That's what I love about the Dawn God.
00:14:09.700 That is fucking, um...
00:14:12.180 Nightmarish mode.
00:14:14.480 Um...
00:14:15.080 Ah, look at that.
00:14:18.420 A collar.
00:14:19.060 Dog meat.
00:14:22.560 Cool.
00:14:23.480 I'm gonna...
00:14:24.700 Utilize, uh...
00:14:25.940 Quick weight, so I...
00:14:27.260 I heal up.
00:14:29.260 My hair is...
00:14:30.980 Yeah, okay.
00:14:33.400 It's, um...
00:14:34.320 It's good enough, I suppose.
00:14:36.960 I hope it looks good.
00:14:39.980 Either way, let us...
00:14:42.780 I'm actually gonna switch to my sword now, so I don't, uh...
00:14:46.560 So I don't find myself in one of those situations where I have a fucking dog charging it.
00:14:52.620 Coming at me, bro.
00:14:53.520 And, uh...
00:14:55.640 Fucking juicy guns as well.
00:14:57.740 And I don't really have anything, um...
00:15:00.240 You know, I stand with a fucking crossbow and getting charged.
00:15:02.680 That was unpleasant.
00:15:07.960 Unpleasant, I tell ye my true friends.
00:15:14.840 Now.
00:15:17.420 This will be epic.
00:15:23.520 Ah, fuck it.
00:15:29.780 Talos, I love you!
00:15:39.080 Hello, vampire, bro.
00:15:45.800 Okay, I should probably not even have blocked there.
00:15:49.080 Ah, look at that.
00:15:49.860 Because...
00:15:51.740 That gave me...
00:15:53.220 And it gave her more time to utilize her blasphemous magic on me.
00:16:00.740 Which, uh...
00:16:01.720 Which obviously wasn't good at all, was it?
00:16:06.440 Okay, I'm gonna stop caring about the hair now.
00:16:08.640 I suppose that...
00:16:10.200 That is only me...
00:16:11.520 That is caring about it.
00:16:14.020 That is only I...
00:16:15.140 Oh, fuck.
00:16:17.420 Bye!
00:16:19.320 You will actually have to come out and fight me here.
00:16:21.360 Come out, you black and tans.
00:16:24.460 Come out and fight me like a man.
00:16:27.120 Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
00:16:31.920 Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away.
00:16:37.740 That's some good old Irish rebel songs.
00:16:41.200 That's all...
00:16:43.240 Actually, also something I listen quite a bit to.
00:16:45.420 Irish rebel songs.
00:16:46.340 Still hungry.
00:16:47.960 What's that?
00:16:50.500 That's...
00:16:51.340 Ah, fuck.
00:16:56.760 I had almost forgotten...
00:16:58.460 That you can't...
00:17:00.680 Really...
00:17:01.460 Do shouts...
00:17:04.720 When you are crouched.
00:17:12.340 Fuck off, dog.
00:17:13.940 You insolent dog.
00:17:15.640 That actually is quite scary.
00:17:28.860 You know, they're coming...
00:17:29.860 They're coming fucking charging against you.
00:17:32.220 And...
00:17:32.740 Your shout doesn't work.
00:17:36.100 But...
00:17:36.740 It is what it is, man.
00:17:39.580 I'm gonna see if there's any...
00:17:41.640 No.
00:17:42.300 Not there.
00:17:42.760 Okay, then.
00:17:46.160 I'm here.
00:17:47.180 Come at me.
00:17:48.540 Fight me!
00:17:52.920 Talos, I love you!
00:18:03.200 How about that?
00:18:04.700 How about that?
00:18:07.600 Do you think she regrets...
00:18:09.740 Her blasphemous ways now?
00:18:11.560 I think she does.
00:18:12.480 I brought the Imperial fucking truth...
00:18:14.660 To her.
00:18:18.260 And...
00:18:18.900 What do we hear...
00:18:20.800 What do we have up ahead?
00:18:23.460 Was...
00:18:23.860 What I was gonna say.
00:18:25.460 Hello!
00:18:26.260 A chest.
00:18:27.940 Fucking poverty chest.
00:18:30.500 Son.
00:18:31.060 I'm disappointed.
00:18:31.760 What do we have to do?
00:18:32.760 There's something out of there.
00:18:34.960 There you are.
00:18:37.540 Huh.
00:18:39.080 Oh, that was actually...
00:18:41.140 Oh, they're fighting.
00:18:43.240 I had to have a cheat.
00:18:44.680 Fwah.
00:18:46.320 Vampire bra...
00:18:47.940 Got him good there.
00:18:49.620 That's exactly how it goes.
00:19:00.000 That's exactly how it goes.
00:19:00.060 No, you bloody well do not.
00:19:16.640 Come back here.
00:19:17.940 Come back here, you.
00:19:19.880 Yeah, horrendously bad play there at the start for me.
00:19:25.160 Just letting him...
00:19:27.200 Not getting in a single hit while I was in all actuality.
00:19:32.700 Oh, look at that.
00:19:33.840 Look at that, true friends.
00:19:35.680 That is beautiful.
00:19:37.360 Yeah, I didn't get the name.
00:19:39.880 Not a single hit when he was downed.
00:19:42.360 And that's something I would never do again.
00:19:47.520 Fuck, juicy.
00:19:48.420 I'll never tell you anything, vampire.
00:19:51.040 My oath to Stendhar is stronger than any suffering you can inflict on me.
00:19:56.940 I believe you, Vigil.
00:19:58.620 And I don't think you even know what you found here.
00:20:02.220 So go and meet your life, Stendhar.
00:20:04.140 Are you sure that was wise, Vigil?
00:20:07.360 He still might have told us something.
00:20:13.360 Fuck.
00:20:14.980 Come on, Vigil.
00:20:16.060 Fight me.
00:20:18.420 Vampire troll.
00:20:20.240 Ah, beautiful, Marcus.
00:20:21.760 Beautiful shot.
00:20:23.520 I am amazed by my performance.
00:20:34.140 I knew exactly what was going on there.
00:20:49.360 A decapitation.
00:20:51.400 How...
00:20:52.360 Wonderful.
00:20:55.800 Can't even find words to describe how glorious that execution was.
00:20:59.860 Ah, a chest.
00:21:03.920 Perhaps we can celebrate with some juicy loot.
00:21:08.520 No.
00:21:10.240 The juicy loot isn't for me, is it?
00:21:16.300 Ah, we're nearing the...
00:21:21.860 Amaret of Stendhar.
00:21:24.120 We are nearing...
00:21:34.840 Okay, cool.
00:21:35.980 It is actually...
00:21:37.220 In all actuality, it's a...
00:21:39.880 It's a puzzle.
00:21:42.300 Okay, bear with me.
00:22:03.680 As I...
00:22:04.680 As I do this...
00:22:16.680 This fun.
00:22:32.720 Sickening.
00:22:34.680 And we have this one.
00:22:48.880 And you as well.
00:22:49.720 Ah, how quaint.
00:23:05.980 How glorious.
00:23:08.520 Now.
00:23:11.120 Now.
00:23:11.600 Now.
00:23:12.160 Hello, hello.
00:23:22.400 I'm gonna adjust my games before I...
00:23:25.160 Where is...
00:23:26.360 Who sent you here?
00:23:29.060 Hello, gorgeous.
00:23:30.280 I was expecting someone...
00:23:31.960 Like me, at least.
00:23:36.400 Are you a...
00:23:37.920 Vampire?
00:23:39.020 Vampire.
00:23:40.160 Yes.
00:23:40.540 I can see that.
00:23:41.620 You're also gorgeous.
00:23:42.660 I like this girl.
00:23:43.620 I think she is beautiful.
00:23:45.280 Kill me if killed one vampire.
00:23:47.660 But if people are after me, there's something bigger going on.
00:23:50.420 Perhaps it's your father.
00:23:51.280 I can help you find out what that is.
00:23:54.760 Where do we need to go?
00:23:55.820 My family used to live on an island to the west of Solitude.
00:23:58.840 I would guess they still do.
00:24:00.960 By the way.
00:24:02.140 My name is Serana.
00:24:04.040 Serana.
00:24:04.360 That was her name.
00:24:06.720 Okay.
00:24:14.960 Your guess is as good as mine.
00:24:16.880 This place looks pretty different from when I was locked away.
00:24:19.360 Let us do it, fair maiden.
00:24:25.240 Yes, it is.
00:24:26.600 And it's mine.
00:24:28.760 May I look at it?
00:24:29.740 Okay, it's fine.
00:24:37.060 You don't.
00:24:37.520 I just saved you and all, but you know.
00:24:46.940 Well, um...
00:24:47.740 If that's alright.
00:24:48.360 What...
00:24:48.800 What actually are we supposed to do then?
00:24:51.920 You silly girl.
00:24:54.320 You can trust me, for God's sake.
00:24:56.220 And I'll have a better sense of where we all stand.
00:25:09.620 It's on an island near Solitude.
00:25:11.940 Hopefully we can find a boat to take us there.
00:25:14.660 It's my family home.
00:25:16.260 Not the most welcoming place, but...
00:25:18.860 Depending on who's around, I'll be safe there.
00:25:21.440 Let's just say that my mother and father had a bit of a falling out.
00:25:28.580 Don't worry, I'm not in any way.
00:25:29.700 Oh yeah, I think I remember her father was a crazy spark.
00:25:32.880 It would just be more unpleasant to run into my father.
00:25:36.500 Sick.
00:25:41.900 Good question.
00:25:43.460 Hard to say.
00:25:44.460 You're not very talkative, are you?
00:25:46.020 I can't really tell.
00:25:47.300 Okay, that's fine.
00:25:48.280 I feel like it was a long time.
00:25:49.760 It's fine.
00:25:50.040 Who is Skyrim's High King?
00:25:52.760 Jarl Ulfric!
00:25:57.700 El Sif of Solitude?
00:25:58.840 No, Ulfric Stormcloak is the true High King.
00:26:01.360 I've never heard of him.
00:26:02.940 Is he well supported?
00:26:04.020 My true friends and I support him at least.
00:26:06.700 Empire?
00:26:07.540 What...
00:26:07.860 What empire?
00:26:10.400 I suppose most of you true friends support Ulfric.
00:26:14.120 Cyrodiil is the seat of an empire?
00:26:15.820 It must have been gone longer than I thought.
00:26:18.140 Definitely longer than we planned.
00:26:20.960 Indeed.
00:26:21.340 Please, let's hurry.
00:26:22.300 I need to get home so I can't know what's happening.
00:26:24.280 Sure, we can go whenever you fucking want.
00:26:30.540 Women can be so silly sometimes.
00:26:33.300 Okay, cool.
00:26:33.940 She's actually with me.
00:26:38.180 Fuck.
00:26:38.700 Done and done.
00:27:03.040 Oh, look at that.
00:27:05.740 Ebony Garnet.
00:27:07.360 I can smith.
00:27:08.760 Spines with this later.
00:27:11.960 All right.
00:27:12.900 Come with me, fair maiden.
00:27:14.620 Come with me.
00:27:16.260 Ah.
00:27:16.700 Now then.
00:27:19.140 Iron Sword.
00:27:20.320 How do we escape this horrible place?
00:27:35.180 Fair maiden.
00:27:37.160 Ah, it's up there.
00:27:38.600 I found it.
00:27:40.740 I found it, true friends.
00:27:42.960 We are all...
00:27:44.280 We're all safe again.
00:27:45.320 You're safe with me.
00:27:50.240 You're safe with me.
00:27:59.280 Now.
00:28:00.700 Let us see where we actually are.
00:28:04.440 I bet my life that something or someone wants to box with me.
00:28:13.420 Here.
00:28:20.520 Hmm.
00:28:26.280 Hmm.
00:28:28.260 Could have been useful with some light.
00:28:30.500 Something in here, perhaps.
00:28:37.780 No.
00:28:38.360 Oh, there we are.
00:28:40.840 Sickening.
00:28:42.900 Come at me.
00:28:44.460 Come at me.
00:28:54.540 Oh, look at that.
00:28:55.720 A poverty skeleton.
00:28:57.760 You have been visited by the hungry skeletons.
00:29:00.500 All your gains will disappear unless you type greetings, skeleton.
00:29:08.300 No, it's fine.
00:29:10.180 I only do stuff like that on my Facebook.
00:29:13.580 Where I post a picture and then I promise gains.
00:29:18.700 Sickening.
00:29:19.720 Oh, look at that.
00:29:20.840 It's like an ancient lecture hall or like an arena.
00:29:25.980 Hello, mate.
00:29:28.000 Oh, that's actually a skeleton.
00:29:29.380 I thought it looked like a draugr.
00:29:36.420 You proud sons of Makedon.
00:29:41.060 Talos!
00:29:44.720 Come on then.
00:29:45.760 Fight me.
00:29:46.220 Oh.
00:29:53.440 Oh, God.
00:29:58.800 Where is my sword?
00:30:01.900 Oh, I can't believe this.
00:30:03.020 Where is...
00:30:03.480 Where is my sword?
00:30:06.000 True friends, please.
00:30:09.420 Why...
00:30:10.020 Why have this happened?
00:30:11.120 Oh, here it is.
00:30:14.180 Can I...
00:30:15.060 Can I equip it?
00:30:22.140 Draugr, White Lord.
00:30:23.440 Talos, I love you.
00:30:43.100 How dare you
00:30:54.980 Talk to me like that
00:30:57.060 Hello skeleton
00:30:58.920 I like to kill skeletons
00:31:02.980 Because they're so helpless
00:31:04.740 They can't really do anything against you
00:31:06.480 That's what I like here in life
00:31:08.760 Killing skeletons
00:31:09.800 Stamina
00:31:11.980 Okay
00:31:12.540 It's cool enough I suppose
00:31:15.700 Dun dun dun
00:31:26.160 To Skyrim
00:31:27.540 Sickening
00:31:33.380 Okay
00:31:35.220 Doesn't she look good though
00:31:41.920 With her red eyes and stuff
00:31:43.660 I think she looks good
00:31:45.080 Looks good actually
00:31:45.920 But that's just me
00:31:47.660 You can feel free to
00:31:49.640 To disagree if you want
00:31:52.280 I haven't discovered anything here
00:31:58.080 And not even Sol's time
00:32:00.160 Hmm
00:32:01.800 Oh well
00:32:03.320 Oh well
00:32:05.320 Oh well
00:32:06.420 Alright I utilized
00:32:11.400 A little edit there
00:32:14.340 So
00:32:14.900 So she didn't have to see me
00:32:17.680 Running across half of Skyrim
00:32:20.840 Skyrim
00:32:21.680 But yeah I took
00:32:22.480 But yeah I took
00:32:22.500 A carriage to Solitude
00:32:25.460 And then
00:32:26.000 Had a little cardio session
00:32:27.960 With
00:32:28.320 With Serana
00:32:30.620 So now we are
00:32:33.020 Actually here
00:32:33.680 Look at this beautiful weather
00:32:35.000 Always nice
00:32:35.880 So
00:32:36.880 So
00:32:37.880 The little ferryman
00:32:40.360 Is just behind her
00:32:42.340 And
00:32:43.540 We are going to meet her father
00:32:45.100 Trying to make a good impression
00:32:46.580 Hello
00:32:47.720 What is this place
00:32:52.080 That's privileged information
00:32:52.700 Now
00:32:53.240 Move along
00:32:53.980 Hmm
00:32:56.420 That's cool
00:32:57.180 Might be a fun place
00:32:59.380 To investigate
00:33:00.040 I bet it has something
00:33:01.260 To do with the Talmor
00:33:02.320 The
00:33:04.160 The blasphemous Talmor
00:33:06.160 They
00:33:06.500 They
00:33:08.560 They control
00:33:09.460 The media of Skyrim
00:33:11.840 No
00:33:12.560 But yeah
00:33:13.260 They have to be killed
00:33:14.100 Ice water jetty
00:33:16.640 Oh look at that
00:33:17.520 Fwa
00:33:18.140 That
00:33:19.140 True friends
00:33:19.760 Is
00:33:20.200 Is sickening
00:33:22.200 Indeed
00:33:22.560 Okay
00:33:23.300 Let's meet our father-in-law
00:33:25.340 Our new father-in-law
00:33:26.420 Our old one died
00:33:28.660 Fwa
00:33:30.000 This
00:33:30.760 Is
00:33:32.700 Sparta
00:33:34.460 No not Sparta
00:33:36.360 But
00:33:36.740 A vampire castle
00:33:38.880 Come on girl
00:33:42.320 God you're slow
00:33:44.280 You're not
00:33:46.740 Welcome
00:33:47.520 What do you mean
00:33:48.820 I'm not welcome
00:33:49.640 I just brought home
00:33:50.640 Your daughter
00:33:51.300 You should treat
00:33:51.840 Respectfully you cunt
00:33:53.020 Yeah
00:33:54.820 What up
00:33:56.560 What up girl
00:33:57.300 It's nothing
00:34:00.560 It's fine
00:34:01.300 I'm going to go
00:34:01.800 I'm going to go
00:34:01.820 My own way
00:34:02.400 For a while
00:34:02.960 Don't you dare
00:34:04.600 Leave me
00:34:05.400 Alone
00:34:05.740 In this place
00:34:06.800 Don't
00:34:07.500 Don't you dare
00:34:08.360 I'm hoping you can
00:34:09.640 Show some more
00:34:10.180 Control than that
00:34:11.160 Once we're in time
00:34:12.540 Yeah
00:34:12.800 I will
00:34:13.420 Because
00:34:13.800 They would probably
00:34:15.440 Wreck me
00:34:16.380 They would probably
00:34:18.420 Tear me a new one
00:34:19.580 If I started
00:34:21.220 Swinging about in there
00:34:23.320 Alright
00:34:24.280 Let us admire
00:34:25.380 This
00:34:25.780 This place
00:34:27.040 It is
00:34:29.280 So glorious
00:34:30.640 I suppose
00:34:31.580 How dare you
00:34:40.540 How dare you
00:34:42.740 Talk to me like that
00:34:43.860 Who the fuck are you
00:34:45.480 Yes
00:34:48.320 I brought her here
00:34:49.360 So you should show me
00:34:50.160 Some fucking respect
00:34:51.140 Look at this though
00:34:53.940 Shredded as fuck
00:34:55.820 Speak to Harkon
00:35:02.320 Hello mate
00:35:04.660 You want to have a go at me
00:35:06.100 What do you mean
00:35:08.480 You're busy
00:35:09.080 That's not a good father at all
00:35:20.180 He doesn't care
00:35:21.040 One bit
00:35:21.780 For his
00:35:22.480 Daughter
00:35:23.980 That's one aggressive
00:35:28.980 Dog
00:35:30.540 Traitor mother
00:35:31.440 Were here
00:35:32.160 I would let her watch
00:35:33.800 This reunion
00:35:34.680 Before putting her head
00:35:36.480 On a spike
00:35:37.540 Not a very loving husband
00:35:40.500 Either
00:35:40.800 Apparently
00:35:41.240 I'm her boyfriend
00:35:46.700 For my daughter's safe return
00:35:50.700 You have my gratitude
00:35:52.260 Tell me
00:35:53.600 What is your name
00:35:54.960 Golden one
00:35:56.620 Who the fuck are you
00:35:58.440 Lord of this court
00:36:01.060 I can see quite well enough
00:36:07.920 I can see quite a few
00:36:09.900 With your vampire
00:36:10.220 Not just vampires
00:36:10.700 Vampires
00:36:11.440 We are among the oldest
00:36:12.920 And most powerful vampires
00:36:14.940 In Skyrim
00:36:16.120 For centuries we lived here
00:36:18.800 Far from the cares of the world
00:36:21.020 All that ended
00:36:22.780 When my wife betrayed me
00:36:24.500 And stole away
00:36:25.520 That which I valued most
00:36:27.460 The Elder Scroll
00:36:28.380 I don't want to be a vampire
00:36:43.680 Not with this character
00:36:45.080 At least
00:36:45.520 I kind of already do that
00:36:51.700 They do that as well
00:36:54.320 Okay
00:36:57.060 And if I refuse your gift
00:36:59.120 Then you will be prey
00:37:00.120 Like all mortals
00:37:01.800 I will spare your life this once
00:37:04.300 But you will be banished
00:37:05.460 From this hall
00:37:06.460 Perhaps you still need convincing
00:37:09.340 Behold the power
00:37:11.780 This is the power
00:37:16.860 That I offer
00:37:18.340 Now
00:37:19.040 Make your choice
00:37:21.240 With sick physique
00:37:23.080 He actually
00:37:23.700 No
00:37:24.760 So be it
00:37:27.560 I don't
00:37:28.560 Can you accept that
00:37:30.000 You are prey
00:37:30.320 Like all mortals
00:37:31.820 I banish you
00:37:34.240 And thus
00:37:39.460 The first dinner
00:37:41.000 With my father-in-law
00:37:42.140 Was concluded
00:37:44.500 Okay
00:37:51.180 I'm coming to my senses
00:37:52.420 All right
00:37:55.100 That will have to conclude
00:37:57.440 This glorious episode
00:37:58.720 I hope you're all
00:37:59.880 As excited
00:38:00.700 As I am
00:38:01.480 To commence
00:38:02.400 This epic
00:38:03.260 Quest line
00:38:05.240 With the vampires
00:38:06.100 So
00:38:07.280 Thank you so much
00:38:08.280 For watching
00:38:08.840 And who am I
00:38:11.640 I'm Talos
00:38:14.140 XXO
00:38:15.360 Boom
00:38:15.980 I'm
00:38:18.200 Jim
00:38:19.580 What's
00:38:21.260 A
00:38:21.440 go
00:38:21.860 In
00:38:22.840 I'm
00:38:23.960 Van
00:38:24.920 Was
00:38:25.160 You
00:38:25.780 In
00:38:26.320 A
00:38:27.200 One
00:38:27.320 Of
00:38:28.040 As
00:38:28.760 Who
00:38:29.200 What's
00:38:30.140 Like
00:38:30.500 What is
00:38:31.120 A
00:38:33.060 What is
00:38:33.300 Like
00:38:33.540 Is
00:38:34.240 Like
00:38:34.540 One
00:38:35.380 What is
00:38:35.920 What is
00:38:36.740 A
00:38:37.840 To
00:38:37.860 To
00:38:38.600 It
00:38:39.600 Is
00:38:40.560 Why