The Golden One - Nord of Skyrim Chapter 8

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Makedon and welcome back to good old Skyrim. Last episode we met a

00:00:16.740 gorgeous girl who also let us meet her father and her father was a bit of a cunt to be honest 0.98

00:00:23.700 but either way we're heading back to the glorious Fort Dawnguard look how fucking juicy that is 0.97

00:00:31.720 to talk to our main true friend Ishan brah and we will in all actuality see what to do next.

00:00:43.260 Greetings true friends. Oh that was a fair maiden. Greetings fair maiden. She also had a very cool

00:00:49.020 armor. I want one of those. I'm gonna see. Oh look at that. Shut your insolent mouth. 0.94

00:01:03.020 How dare you talk to me like that. One more time. 1.00

00:01:08.160 Okay so they have had the audacity to attack us here. The bloody vampires. How dare they. 1.00

00:01:21.360 How dare they true friends. Hello Ishan you're looking fucking juicy. 0.99

00:01:31.300 Sickening. 0.99

00:01:31.860 It's the price we pay for openly recruiting. We'll have to step up our defenses.

00:01:38.160 I don't suppose you have some good news for me.

00:01:40.400 I have news but I wouldn't call it good. Of course. Why did I suppose differently. Fine. Tell me what you know.

00:01:49.400 I like his voice. It looks. It sounds cool. That doesn't make any sense.

00:01:55.160 Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? More importantly where is she?

00:01:59.160 I took her to a castle. I'm waiting to hear what any of this means.

00:02:06.160 They also have an elder scroll. True friend.

00:02:10.160 They what? You didn't stop them. You didn't secure the scroll.

00:02:15.160 I did not. I'm sorry.

00:02:17.160 Right. So they have this woman and an elder scroll.

00:02:23.160 They have. I can confirm this to be true.

00:02:25.160 This couldn't get much worse. This is more than you and I can handle.

00:02:31.160 We need more. We have to do something.

00:02:34.160 Well of course we do. I'm old. Not stupid. We are just going to need some help.

00:02:41.160 We have to recruit. We've been old enough to attend here and this may be bigger than I thought.

00:02:46.160 I have good men here. There are people I've met and worked with over the years.

00:02:51.160 We need their skills. Their talents. If we're going to survive this.

00:02:56.160 If you can find them. We might have a chance.

00:02:59.160 I'm on it. Where can I find them?

00:03:03.160 That's a good point aren't you? I like that. Not like those fools in the order.

00:03:08.160 We should keep it small. Too many people and we'll draw on wanted attention. 0.97

00:03:12.160 Admire my armor by the way. Juicy.

00:03:15.160 Serene Girard. Breton girl. Whip smart and good with tinkering. Fascination with the Dwemer. Weapons in particular. 1.00

00:03:23.160 Serene Girard. That sounds like a juicy.

00:03:26.160 Convinced she was about to find the biggest Dwarven ruins yet. 1.00

00:03:31.160 Might need a little convincing. But she should.

00:03:35.160 You'll also want to find Gunmar. Big brood of a Nord. Hates vampires almost as many people.

00:03:41.160 I like that. Big brood of a Nord. Gunmar. 0.85

00:03:44.160 He says back that his experience with animals will help. Trolls in particular.

00:03:49.160 Ah. How about that. Juicy troll of true friends. 0.97

00:03:54.160 Bring the two of them back here. And we can get started on coming.

00:03:59.160 Alright cool.

00:04:06.160 Well at least you're smart enough to want to learn more.

00:04:10.160 By the way I'm in the Library of Wisdom. As you perhaps can see.

00:04:17.160 In all actuality.

00:04:18.160 I just trained heavy armor. Because I thought it would be a cool thing to level a bit further.

00:04:31.160 Alright so. Let us head to Gunmar the Juicy Nord of Wisdom.

00:04:37.160 A big brood can only mean that he's juicy ass. Fuck. 1.00

00:04:42.160 So yeah. Back in. 1.00

00:04:46.160 Good old. I'm gonna find a way out there.

00:04:48.160 I don't know where I can do that exactly.

00:04:54.160 Can we consult the map perhaps?

00:04:57.160 Local map?

00:05:01.160 Blackbriar Meadery. How about that.

00:05:04.160 And look at good old Riften. Always a pleasure to be in this fine place. In all actuality.

00:05:17.160 Yeah. I'm in the Library of Wisdom over Christmas.

00:05:21.160 Also to eat some food.

00:05:24.160 Hello Might.

00:05:25.160 I actually don't want anything in particular. I just want to get out from Riften. 1.00

00:05:36.160 In all actuality.

00:05:38.160 Ah there we are. Open Skyrim.

00:05:44.160 Is in all actuality what is up.

00:05:48.160 So yeah. Obviously Christmas is.

00:06:05.160 Is a lot about gaming as well.

00:06:08.160 Gaming and going to the gym.

00:06:11.160 That is my interpretation of the.

00:06:17.160 Of the.

00:06:20.160 Of the festivities.

00:06:22.160 Of those holidays.

00:06:24.160 And by the way if you say happy holidays. 1.00

00:06:26.160 You're gay as fuck. 1.00

00:06:27.160 It's Merry Christmas or Good Jule. 1.00

00:06:30.160 And Good Jule obviously.

00:06:32.160 Because it's a. 0.60

00:06:33.160 Pagan tradition to begin with. 0.91

00:06:35.160 That.

00:06:37.160 That Christmas.

00:06:39.160 That Christmas.

00:06:40.160 Was incorporated in.

00:06:42.160 Um.

00:06:43.160 So not the way.

00:06:44.160 Other way around.

00:06:45.160 So obviously Jesus wasn't born. 1.00

00:06:47.160 Oh fuck. There's a bear. 1.00

00:06:49.160 Um. 1.00

00:06:50.160 Fuck. 1.00

00:06:52.160 Shut. 1.00

00:06:53.160 Your insolent mouth. 1.00

00:07:01.160 Yeah. So. 0.98

00:07:02.160 So Jesus wasn't born like.

00:07:04.160 In uh.

00:07:05.160 In the middle of.

00:07:11.160 At the end of December I mean. 1.00

00:07:13.160 I'm trying to run from a fucking bear here. 0.99

00:07:16.160 Alright. So yeah. 1.00

00:07:17.160 Uh. Christmas.

00:07:18.160 Was not.

00:07:19.160 The case.

00:07:22.160 That.

00:07:25.160 Ah. Come on. Fuck off now. 0.64

00:07:27.160 I'm trying to. 1.00

00:07:28.160 Tell a story here. 1.00

00:07:29.160 Fucking bears. 1.00

00:07:30.160 Ah. 1.00

00:07:31.160 Yes.

00:07:32.160 As I was saying.

00:07:33.160 Christmas. 0.97

00:07:34.160 Sickening.

00:07:35.160 Was.

00:07:36.160 In all actuality.

00:07:37.160 At the end of December.

00:07:38.160 For the particular reason of.

00:07:40.160 That was.

00:07:41.160 An ancient pagan ritual.

00:07:42.160 Then and there.

00:07:43.160 So.

00:07:44.160 My point with this.

00:07:45.160 Um.

00:07:46.160 Highly.

00:07:47.160 Mmm.

00:07:48.160 Mmm.

00:07:49.160 In.

00:07:50.160 In.

00:07:51.160 In.

00:07:52.160 Inconsistent little speech. 0.99

00:07:53.160 Because I got interrupted by fucking bears all the time. 0.99

00:07:54.160 Was that. 0.99

00:07:55.160 Uh.

00:07:56.160 In.

00:07:57.160 In.

00:07:58.160 Christmas is originally a pagan.

00:07:59.160 Fine.

00:08:00.160 You there.

00:08:01.160 Hold fast.

00:08:02.160 Hello.

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00:08:58.160 well that might change things quite so what's going on by the eight by the eight divines i'll

00:09:08.320 consider it but i can't just leave this bear to prey on more innocent people once it's dealt with

00:09:13.680 then perhaps i'll see what i'll deal with it all right then all right you proud sons of macedon

00:09:24.000 oh look at that what that was cool okay let us this is gonna be one big bear i assure you

00:09:32.880 so ah look at that he has wolves with him as well for the glory of sparta

00:09:54.560 that was literally just a dog all right come on then don't know how well i'd have managed by myself

00:10:02.720 not at all not at all you've helped me so i suppose the least i can do is find out what

00:10:07.520 eastron wants he's still at that fort near standar's beacon i assume

00:10:13.840 quite so indeed he's been working on that place for years now

00:10:18.160 except for juicy pale orcs i guess i'll get to see what he's been up to all this time

00:10:27.520 i'll meet you there sickening sickening look at this some sort of shrine

00:10:36.000 shrine of kynaret how quaint my all my illnesses were um disappeared okay let us

00:10:51.040 find serene gerard wow that that was far away from everything

00:10:59.040 i guess i'll utilize a quick little edit then

00:11:09.120 all right utilize a quick little edit there until we got to this

00:11:12.400 mighty fine place look at the graphics that is sick sickening greetings fair maiden 0.72

00:11:19.680 but you haven't seen a sack full of drawers lying around have you i swear i left it right here

00:11:26.240 okay do you think mud crabs might have taken it they might just have taken it in all actuality

00:11:35.040 sick look around will you okay fine

00:11:38.320 yes no you must be mistaken he made it exceedingly clear the last time we spoke well he has changed his mind

00:11:51.920 i find it hard to believe he's changed his mind he said some very hurtful things to me before i left

00:11:58.240 anyway i'm quite happy in my current pursuits so if you'll excuse me she's she's trying to play hard to

00:12:06.320 get that that's exactly what it is oh and i suppose now he remembers that i proposed no less than three

00:12:13.200 different scenarios that involved vampires overrunning the population well what are they up to they are

00:12:21.680 killing everyone they have an elder scroll well that's actually something i never would have anticipated

00:12:28.480 quite so i'm not sure what they would do with one but in this case this run is probably correct in

00:12:36.000 thinking it isn't good all right if nothing else i suppose it wouldn't hurt to learn more about

00:12:42.400 what's going on so i can better defend myself quite so indeed i'll help you fair maiden i will look my hair

00:12:51.440 one intact one so either i need to find the satchel those mud 0.93

00:12:57.120 or i need another gyro from some place you wouldn't happen to have one would you

00:13:05.840 i'm sorry but i'm not about to do that with at least a single gyro to show for my efforts 1.00

00:13:10.560 i understand that but i really can't leave here okay one usable piece of door i understand a single

00:13:20.240 gyro would be enough i think believe me this is i will um i will find you one 0.99

00:13:28.800 farewell okay look at this place though it's so amazing i love love skyrim okay empty of course

00:13:41.360 oh look at this look at this dwemer gyro 1.00

00:13:51.760 i can only carry one but she will follow us either way hello 0.88

00:14:02.720 but now i have usable piece of dwarven equipment

00:14:06.080 a single gyro would be enough i think believe me this is useful stuff 1.00

00:14:16.080 thank you it's not much but this will help a great deal with some things i've been researching

00:14:21.600 sickening sickening sickening to say the least

00:14:27.680 for dawn god i love the name by the way dawn god sounds cool

00:14:33.760 sounds bench for the hench i'll finish up here and head in that direction as soon as i can see you there

00:14:40.000 i will indeed see you there oh um oh fair maiden of wisdom now let's talk to our main man

00:14:50.160 juicy easton

00:14:51.600 that sounds like a very good plan to my ears actually oh i can't really see anything either

00:15:01.760 i can't see a thang

00:15:17.920 time to use clairvoyance

00:15:20.560 i was gonna say time to use my powers of tolerance and progressive thinking

00:15:36.880 as the sweden jess joke goes i i enjoy sweden jess jokes because i know that

00:15:44.080 they can't be applied to me because i'm against the the horrible swedish beta leftist policies 1.00

00:15:53.920 as i'm sure every single one of you true friends watching this are

00:16:03.040 i don't think particularly many

00:16:05.200 beta leftists are playing skyrim either because they only have mac computers and being hipsters

00:16:15.360 and not very juicy at all they don't go to the gym either because then that would mean that they

00:16:21.120 have to you know physically exert themselves and um they don't do that the leftists they don't they

00:16:26.960 don't even lift i can confirm this to be true they don't slay vampires either

00:16:33.200 all right hello hello hello

00:16:41.920 what are you doing making sure you're not vampires

00:16:46.160 aha i see

00:16:51.520 thank you i'm sure you've heard a bit of what we're up against thank you based easton unlike anything we've

00:16:57.760 seen before and they have an elder scroll if anyone is going to stand in their way it's going to be

00:17:05.520 us this is all well and good but do we actually know anything about what they're doing what do we do now

00:17:12.480 we'll get to that for now get acquainted with the space juicy

00:17:18.960 sorry you'll find room to start your tinkering on that crossbow design you've been working on

00:17:24.320 gun mom there's an area large enough for you to pin up some trolls get them armored up and ready for use 0.96

00:17:31.040 in the meantime we're going to get to the bottom of why a vampire showed up here looking for you

00:17:36.960 let's go have a little chat with him shall we 0.95

00:17:42.320 sickening

00:17:52.720 greetings true friend i knew it would come to this one day i knew and no one believed

00:18:10.240 what can i do to help serene needs help with her project to improve our crossbows

00:18:17.920 and if that doesn't interest you speak with gun ma he has something for keep your eyes open

00:18:29.680 all right cool let us head down to um what should i follow him hello again

00:18:40.240 okay so it's a side mission i can actually help uh the juicy fair maiden and the juicy true friend

00:18:47.280 to uh aha let's hear it you're here hello greetings fair maiden you're looking just fine

00:18:55.440 expecting to see me again what are you doing here even i'd rather not be here either but i needed to

00:19:01.280 talk to you talk to him important so please just listen before your friend here loses his patience

00:19:07.920 it's well it's about me and the elder scroll that was buried with me

00:19:14.880 what about the scroll that's the most important thing here not her the reason i had it and why i

00:19:20.080 was down there it all comes back to my father was a bit of a hunt part out already but my father's not

00:19:27.120 exactly a good person even by vampires i can confirm he wasn't always like that though there was

00:19:35.360 a turn he stumbled onto this obscure prophecy and just kind of lost himself in it

00:19:40.960 it's pointless and vague like all prophecies the part he latched onto said that vampires would no longer

00:19:49.520 need to fear the sun that's what he's after he wants to control the sun

00:19:55.600 vampires control the world anyway my mother and i didn't feel like inviting a war with all of tamriel 0.95

00:20:02.400 so we tried to stop him that's why i was sealed away with the scroll

00:20:10.560 i'm sorry i had heard there were vampire hunters here i thought they might want to

00:20:14.960 know about a vampire plot to enslave the rest of the world was i wrong that was not fair maiden

00:20:23.040 well let's move then i'm nothing if not persuasive

00:20:26.160 i think she uh she has a cool dress as well you can say that much for her to be honest 0.99

00:20:33.440 heard what it has to say now tell me is there any reason i shouldn't kill this blood sucking fiend 0.94

00:20:40.160 right now yes of course because we're going to need her help why because of that story about the 0.94

00:20:45.360 prophecy about some vampire trying to put the sun out do you actually believe any of that yes i do ishan

00:20:51.920 calm down for god's sake who knows maybe it has a death wish maybe it's just insane i don't really

00:21:00.000 care how dare you can stay for now but if it don't watch as lays a finger on anyone here i'll hold you

00:21:06.400 responsible you got it you hear me don't feel like a guest because you're not you're a resource you're an

00:21:14.800 asset in the meantime don't make me regret my sudden outburst of tolerance and generosity

00:21:21.920 because his powers of tolerance friend here is going to pay for it thank you for your kindness i'll

00:21:28.160 remember it the next time i'm feeling hungry so in case you didn't notice the giant thing on my

00:21:34.560 back i have the elder scroll that is brilliant for me it will have something that can help us stop my

00:21:40.960 father but of course neither of us can read it who can well the moth priests are the only ones i've heard of

00:21:49.680 who can do it they spend years preparing before they start reading though not that it helps us

00:21:54.880 anyway because they're all half a continent away in cyrodiil some imperial scholar arrived in skyrim a few

00:22:02.000 days ago i was staking out the road when i saw him pass by maybe that's your moth priest do you know

00:22:09.360 where he's staying now no and i'm not going to waste men looking we're fighting a war against your

00:22:16.080 kind and i intend to win it you want to find him try talking to anyone who'd meet a traveler

00:22:23.040 innkeepers and carriage drivers in the big cities maybe but you're on your own all right that sounds

00:22:29.840 all right so we're gonna ask around a bit

00:22:51.920 i've been really wanting to get out and explore do it main does it main

00:22:59.840 all righty then all righty then true friends

00:23:13.360 all right so we're actually here at the winterhold the college of winterhold and it's looking juicy

00:23:19.200 as always come on fair maiden so we're gonna talk to someone who might tell us where a good old 0.96

00:23:30.960 moth priest of wisdom might be so we're gonna go to the arcanium and we've been here before

00:23:38.160 and we highly respect the librarian here because he has the proper idea of books and how to treat them

00:23:45.200 i don't hundreds of years have gone into a moth priest what an oblivion do you need a moth

00:23:50.640 you just want to talk to him my business is my own just tell me what i need to know fine fine no

00:23:56.640 need to get your bridges in a twist the obvious answer is to go to the imperial city the moth priest 0.91

00:24:03.040 make their home in the white glorious milk of wisdom go out looking for elder scrolls lucky for you

00:24:08.880 there's a moth priest in skyrim right now doing just that yeah sickening to do some research in the 0.94

00:24:14.960 library then left for dragon bridge if you hurry you might catch him there okay true friend you need

00:24:22.400 a book you talk to me otherwise you're going to find yourself in a lot of pain

00:24:27.040 look at that look at that greetings okay let's get the out of here let's go to dragon bridge uh true

00:24:39.280 friends let us go there and one of the truest feels about balkan is just game and drink a lot of milk

00:24:49.200 and that's one of the best weight gain i've said this before i will keep saying it because that's the best

00:24:55.280 um thing uh there is in all actuality to uh to drink milk to gain weight because especially if you're

00:25:09.680 gaming and you you feel satisfied in the you know saturated um hunger wise already but if you drink

00:25:17.760 it's easier to get in the calories but you can use juice for example like uh regular like orange juice

00:25:25.600 so not like juice as in as in gear but uh yeah fruit juice okay we gotta fight

00:25:33.760 shot your insolent 0.97

00:25:36.160 that's exactly how it goes 0.74

00:25:48.640 there you are oh i almost leveled how um how unfortunate that i didn't level all the all the way

00:25:55.920 now ah look at this looks like a japanese orchid tree i've actually never been to japan which

00:26:08.560 um which um which is blasphemous obviously

00:26:15.200 i intend to go some time but it's so far away hello

00:26:19.920 so that was a moth priest then oh look at this bridge though long ago with an escort of soldiers

00:26:28.560 they didn't stop just hit it south across the dragon bridge 0.99

00:26:31.920 oh right then is that actually is that imperial soldiers okay you foreign scum you're lucky i don't 1.00

00:26:44.080 behead you right here for your treachery 1.00

00:26:45.920 uh yeah i'm gonna join the rebellion later to slay some imperials 0.99

00:26:53.360 and to free skyrim for the true hiking jar little freak 1.00

00:26:59.600 but first let us find this moth priest and admire his gains 0.88

00:27:04.320 uh look at this ah you imperial dog effects on hellish goals a vampire vampire note let us read it and

00:27:18.960 behold the power of it where is it 0.86

00:27:26.800 there we are i have new orders for you prepare an ambush just south of dragon's

00:27:34.240 bridge take the moth priest to four bears hold out for safekeeping until i can break his will 0.97

00:27:42.320 malkus sickening sickening

00:27:49.760 let's move faster oh yeah sorry um i actually felt sorry now because uh

00:27:57.280 aha it's it's really close

00:27:59.120 yeah um she obviously as a vampire she don't really fancy being out in the sunlight all too much 1.00

00:28:08.640 uh in all actuality so we're gonna speed this up in the game by running as fast as we can

00:28:16.480 get to the cave which i think is here and i want to charge something so i can yell

00:28:27.840 yell talos i love you i will i will i can confirm this to be true that i will yell this

00:28:33.280 well really cool place okay that is a dog you're but a dog tell us i love you

00:28:56.000 uh what's a bit of a failed charge due to be honest i missed my um

00:29:11.680 i missed my first charge but it was glorious nonetheless

00:29:22.960 all right i'm gonna enter power gaming mode for just a minute i think

00:29:41.040 extremely poor

00:29:45.040 extremely poor gameplay by me i must i must admit

00:29:52.960 oh wrong way i think oh here we are hello hello

00:30:08.080 tannos i love you 0.99

00:30:22.080 oh fuck i'm complete i'm very close to dying here 1.00

00:30:26.800 okay cool i will let them ah fuck it talos 1.00

00:30:42.480 mercy to you you're a vampire troll do not expect any mercy from me whatsoever if you cooperate with 1.00

00:30:51.600 these fiends okay let us release the moth uh moth priest 1.00

00:30:58.480 and we will do this by placing this magic thang right here activate activation yes

00:31:06.480 defeat the enthralled moth priest okay

00:31:30.160 there we are

00:31:30.640 good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good

00:31:40.320 i was fine

00:31:42.240 hello

00:31:42.320 hello

00:31:42.640 i owe you a dead for the timely rest are you all right i am quite all right thanks to you

00:31:46.160 Dexian evakis is my name i'm a moth priest of the white gold tower glorious

00:31:52.400 these vampires clean they had some purpose in store for me but they wouldn't say what 0.98

00:31:57.280 Probably hoping to ransom me the fools. 1.00

00:32:01.280 For some cash? 0.99

00:32:03.280 Alright then, enough mysteries.

00:32:07.280 You have an Elder Scroll. Remarkable.

00:32:11.280 If my knowledge of history serves me, I recall that the Dawn God

00:32:16.280 Thou art quite correct indeed.

00:32:19.280 I will be happy to assist you with your Elder Scroll.

00:32:22.280 Just tell me where I need to go.

00:32:26.280 Very well. I'll hurry on my way there before more of those vampires turn up.

00:32:33.280 Report my success to Ishran.

00:32:37.280 Glorious.

00:32:38.280 I'm gonna see if we can find some cool loot here first.

00:32:44.280 No, not really.

00:32:46.280 Alright, cool true friends.

00:32:50.280 That will actually have to conclude this glorious let's play.

00:32:55.280 And I hope you all are bulking for the Hulk as we speak.

00:33:02.280 Thank you so much for watching.

00:33:04.280 And who am I?

00:33:06.280 The proud son of Sparta.

00:33:09.280 XOXO.

The Golden One - December 23, 2014

Nord of Skyrim Chapter 8

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