The Golden One - October 13, 2019


October 13th 1307 - The Fall of the Templars: Assassin's Creed Unity Part 1


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19 minutes

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1,689

Sentence count

235

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Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

23

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Hate speech

9

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On this day in history, the Knights Templar were excommunicated by the Pope and King Philip IV of France. What happened to the order and how did they end up in the hands of the French King and Pope? Also, I talk about why I like Assassin's Creed and why it's one of my favorite games.

Transcript

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00:00:00.640 Greetings, Laddingtons. It is the 13th of October, this fine day.
00:00:07.040 And this scene you see playing out before us is actually set on this fateful day.
00:00:13.640 So, what happened?
00:00:16.060 Yes, you see a Templar.
00:00:17.720 And this is the date, the historical date, where they got cucked by the Pope and the French King.
00:00:26.500 They wanted to get rid of the Templars because they had gotten too powerful and they did not want to have to contend with a very powerful organization with a lot of money.
00:00:40.260 So, what they did, simply they excommunicate them.
00:00:43.820 They went into their castle, which we are at now, by the way.
00:00:47.500 So, I thought to make this video at this day, even though I have already made a video.
00:00:54.300 So, yeah, that is what is up.
00:00:58.300 So, it was a little while since I played this game, but I do like it.
00:01:06.120 It's one of my favorite Assassin's Creed games.
00:01:10.320 So, we're just going to chill out, hang out a bit here.
00:01:14.460 And this will be the Autumn Gaming.
00:01:17.280 So, I'm doing some Autumn Gaming before I hit the gym.
00:01:24.300 So, that looks like an assassin.
00:01:27.100 We need to illuminate him to the teachings of Christ.
00:01:32.460 I saw an...
00:01:33.300 Oh, I perhaps should have made a leap of faith.
00:01:37.480 I saw an absolutely hilarious comment speaking of Christ.
00:01:41.600 It was from some sort of LARP-y pagan, as opposed to a good pagan.
00:01:47.580 And he said, you have cut your hair.
00:01:49.600 Will you start promoting Christianity now?
00:01:52.100 I don't really know what the two have to do with each other, but it was fun. 1.00
00:02:01.320 Look at that mad cunt. 1.00
00:02:02.940 You are but a dog. 1.00
00:02:08.040 And I am your master.
00:02:11.280 Then I saw another hilarious comment.
00:02:15.680 Which said, you're dead to me, Marcus.
00:02:19.320 I thought it was fun.
00:02:20.580 But, all of that aside, everyone else was really kind and pleasant.
00:02:28.160 In regards to me cutting my hair.
00:02:29.900 So, thank you for all the kind compliments. 0.99
00:02:36.040 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:02:44.760 Here we are. 0.99
00:02:46.180 That is what happens if you criticize the Templars.
00:02:50.980 So, yeah.
00:02:58.420 For those of you who aren't aware of Assassin's Creed, it's based on historical events.
00:03:04.760 But, as you saw right there, it's also some fictional things intermixed in the story.
00:03:14.780 But, the main reason I like it so much is primarily the aesthetics.
00:03:20.680 And, because I get motivation to train.
00:03:28.480 So, you can see right there some classic European aesthetics.
00:03:33.020 As I talked about in a recent video when I was in Spain.
00:03:38.580 And now we are in France.
00:03:41.400 They have captured the Grand Master, Jacques de Molay.
00:03:59.620 And there is an Assassin.
00:04:02.220 And the Assassin order is based upon the Hashashin order. 0.53
00:04:13.640 The historical order of assassins from the Middle East.
00:04:18.080 That got cucked.
00:04:19.900 Got destroyed by the Mongols in turn. 0.99
00:04:23.280 But, they had a good run, the assassins.
00:04:26.320 And that's where you derive the word Assassin.
00:04:30.240 Pope Clement, hear me.
00:04:33.740 Before this year is out, you will answer for your crimes before God Almighty.
00:04:39.160 And you, King Philip.
00:04:41.560 No punishment is too heinous for the great evil you have inflicted upon the Temple. 0.96
00:04:48.100 I curse you. 0.99
00:04:50.320 Curse you to the 13th generation of your blood. 1.00
00:04:54.020 You shall be cursed. 0.98
00:04:56.240 Consumed in flames of hunger and wrath, thus came the age of true wisdom to a blistering close.
00:05:11.080 The Knights Templar, once the proud shepherds of order, peace and illumination, were no more.
00:05:18.620 Order, peace and illumination.
00:05:23.940 Sounds glorious indeed.
00:05:32.440 Hello.
00:05:34.540 Yes, a bit.
00:05:39.420 Obviously, yes.
00:05:48.620 Oh, sounds familiar.
00:06:02.620 Alright, let's get to it.
00:06:04.680 Sounds absolutely epic.
00:06:31.340 Count me in.
00:06:32.240 So, anyway, let me know in the comment section below.
00:06:36.420 And I will read all the comments.
00:06:38.100 So, let me know what your thoughts on the Templars are.
00:06:41.860 It always makes for a good discussion whenever Templars are mentioned.
00:06:47.340 So, yeah.
00:06:48.500 Fire away in the comment section.
00:06:50.080 Thoughts on the Templar order and thoughts on the Pope and King Philip of France.
00:06:55.500 If they did the right thing or if they transgressed against a valiant order of defenders of Europe.
00:07:04.360 Ah, no.
00:07:17.120 Can't I go with you, Father?
00:07:25.360 Courage, my boy.
00:07:30.900 You wait just here.
00:07:33.160 I will return when this hand reaches the top.
00:07:37.520 That's forever.
00:07:38.980 Not as long as all that.
00:07:40.720 And when I get back, we'll see the fireworks.
00:07:43.100 No exploring, he says.
00:08:02.820 Oh, and a short note on the right hand side.
00:08:09.380 You have the classical European aesthetics.
00:08:13.320 And there is a little girl.
00:08:26.720 All right.
00:08:28.280 Let's start the thing.
00:08:30.920 I might actually cut here until we get to the action.
00:08:34.420 So, yeah.
00:08:35.500 I will be back in just a bit.
00:08:37.420 Nothing happened.
00:08:43.320 All right, I am back.
00:08:46.640 We need this scene for the story.
00:08:50.400 The most tragic scene has unfolded.
00:08:53.580 Father?
00:08:54.100 We should all be cold.
00:08:55.320 Come here, girls. 1.00
00:08:56.280 Now.
00:08:57.380 Father?
00:08:57.900 He has been killed by a Templar. 0.65
00:09:23.680 Come away, boy. 0.82
00:09:27.900 Look at me.
00:09:57.900 Thirteen years later.
00:10:06.560 Hello, mate.
00:10:19.760 They have been gambling.
00:10:21.380 I do not endorse such barbarism.
00:10:27.900 Uh-oh.
00:10:30.480 He lost it again.
00:10:34.020 You just had a nice chat with your brother.
00:10:36.480 You go.
00:10:37.380 Fetch the Marshals.
00:10:38.580 Hold on a minute.
00:10:39.600 All right.
00:10:40.560 All right. 1.00
00:10:44.480 We need to catch this bastard before he calls the police, I suppose. 0.98
00:10:54.300 There's still a bit of a tutorial here, but it's good. 0.98
00:11:01.120 Anyway, like the aesthetics of this time period, I'd say Napoleonic France peak aesthetics.
00:11:13.720 Or some other time periods, of course.
00:11:17.260 Right to catch him, then.
00:11:18.680 Boom.
00:11:19.460 There we are.
00:11:19.800 Got you, mate.
00:11:23.380 A blacksmith like you probably can't even read or watch. 1.00
00:11:26.220 Come over here and say that.
00:11:28.100 Uh, no.
00:11:30.160 No.
00:11:30.980 Get back here! 0.99
00:11:32.960 Boom, boom.
00:11:34.020 That sort of uniform.
00:11:36.500 Absolutely. 1.00
00:11:37.060 I'm going to smash your skull into place. 1.00
00:11:39.080 Absolute aesthetic. 1.00
00:11:40.460 Yes.
00:11:40.760 In my humble opinion, you are free to disagree.
00:11:45.940 In the comment section, you can tell me what you believe is the most aesthetic time period in Europe.
00:11:55.200 Say the Roman Empire, also high up on that list.
00:12:00.300 All right, we'll have to go to this fine people. 1.00
00:12:15.880 Got you now, you little shit. 0.99
00:12:19.500 Just a little misunderstanding, nothing to... 1.00
00:12:21.920 Your master's arbor in a common criminal.
00:12:24.280 In broad daylight, he broke into my home and stole my watch.
00:12:28.180 Did he indeed?
00:12:29.820 Well, I'm sure the marshalsea would be more than willing to sort this out.
00:12:34.200 Sort what out, Olivier?
00:12:35.700 Uh, a most serious accusation against your ward, sir.
00:12:39.760 He robbed me.
00:12:41.880 Of what, precisely?
00:12:44.420 Wait for me in my library.
00:12:45.700 Thank you.
00:12:45.760 Thank you.
00:12:45.780 Thank you.
00:12:51.920 Don't give me that look.
00:12:57.740 Victor cheats when he plays pharaoh.
00:12:59.360 Everyone knows it.
00:13:01.280 Arnaud?
00:13:02.620 Who are you talking to?
00:13:03.980 No one, monsieur.
00:13:05.820 You'll be happy to learn I persuaded Olivier to leave off calling the marshalsea.
00:13:10.040 Again.
00:13:10.960 Je vous remercie, monsieur.
00:13:12.520 What is this?
00:13:13.480 The sixth time?
00:13:14.760 The seventh?
00:13:15.800 Perhaps a new hobby might be better for your health.
00:13:17.740 Well, I find playing cards affords many opportunities for fresh air and exercise.
00:13:23.460 We'll talk about this later.
00:13:25.520 I have business in town and must collect Elise before I can attend to it.
00:13:28.780 Elise is here?
00:13:29.840 Only for the night.
00:13:31.080 She returns to Paris first thing tomorrow.
00:13:33.060 She'll need an escort. 0.62
00:13:34.160 Why won't she with you so preoccupied?
00:13:36.140 Want to be running amok is quite enough.
00:13:38.140 Remain here and see if Olivier has any chores for you.
00:13:40.520 Sure he does.
00:13:42.340 What was that?
00:13:43.560 Give my regards to Elise?
00:13:44.740 A bit cheeky, but in a good-natured way.
00:13:54.660 And of course, Elise was the redhead on the wall. 0.89
00:13:58.900 He's the girl he met in the beginning.
00:14:01.980 So, we have to take in the nice sights here.
00:14:09.640 And we also have to...
00:14:11.900 Look at this epic statue. 0.96
00:14:14.680 Sickening. 0.87
00:14:16.040 We have to talk with a particular laddington to...
00:14:22.900 Do something fun.
00:14:26.320 So, this is the lad.
00:14:32.820 Thrown out onto the street yet?
00:14:34.420 Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you?
00:14:36.640 It would break my heart.
00:14:38.160 Olivier, if I weren't here, who'd do all your work for you?
00:14:42.360 The horses need brushing, boy.
00:14:44.480 Get to it.
00:14:46.400 Certainement, monsieur.
00:14:47.440 Sir, sir de la serre, wait!
00:15:14.200 All right, we are on for some parkour action.
00:15:22.060 Sir de la serre, it's very important.
00:15:23.500 Oh, calm yourself, Perrault.
00:15:25.360 That leto won't reach monsieur de la serre any faster if you drop dead of exhaustion.
00:15:29.360 Give it here.
00:15:29.800 I do say he needs the training, though.
00:15:32.080 Very important.
00:15:32.980 The chubby guy.
00:15:34.480 I'll see that he gets it.
00:15:36.040 But our dear protagonist here is very keen on seeing this Elise, so we have to do it this
00:15:49.880 way.
00:15:53.680 And we get some good parkour training here, too.
00:15:56.720 Something I've always wanted to do, parkour.
00:16:03.600 Haven't really gotten around to do it particularly often, though.
00:16:07.680 Tried it a few years back.
00:16:10.160 But, yeah, it's a fun activity.
00:16:18.140 Parkour.
00:16:18.740 Parkour.
00:16:20.160 So, let us try to catch...
00:16:24.160 Ah, no.
00:16:25.240 Wait.
00:16:26.400 Yeah, we have it here.
00:16:28.180 Go on, mate.
00:16:31.820 Hmm.
00:16:34.580 Follow the carriage.
00:16:37.000 Maybe I can just jump down.
00:16:39.700 Ah, there we are.
00:16:42.200 Noise.
00:16:43.340 Noise, mate.
00:16:44.180 What I need is a bird's-eye view.
00:16:59.700 A bird's-eye view, you say?
00:17:03.100 Which means we have to climb this thing and avoid this garch. 1.00
00:17:08.360 So, anyway, for me, I wait some good old push-press.
00:17:13.520 Yes, and strict press in the Temple of Iron, and I will actually film some there as well
00:17:19.460 for a Gain's Kitchen video, which I will release tomorrow, I suppose.
00:17:33.800 Aha, I might want to avoid these ladding tons so they don't arrest me and throw me into jail,
00:17:42.400 where all of my gains will disappear, all of my agility gains, too.
00:17:47.680 You can, of course, also comment below what you will train today.
00:18:00.320 So, there is something to comment for everyone.
00:18:03.940 It's also good.
00:18:05.160 Get some pleasant interaction going.
00:18:08.400 Always nice.
00:18:09.120 So, let's admire this view now.
00:18:12.840 Boom.
00:18:26.780 Boom.
00:18:35.220 There she is.
00:18:50.940 Alright.
00:18:51.720 I will actually do the following.
00:18:54.400 That I will go to the gym now.
00:18:56.900 Because I need to train.
00:18:59.700 But I mainly wanted to do this video.
00:19:02.480 Since it was the 13th of...
00:19:05.220 October on this day.
00:19:07.480 So it's a bit of historic date.
00:19:11.360 So yeah.
00:19:12.140 Anyway.
00:19:12.560 Thank you for watching.
00:19:13.720 See you in the next video.
00:19:16.000 XXO.
00:19:16.860 Boom.