The Golden One - October 13, 2019


October 13th 1307 - The Fall of the Templars: Assassin's Creed Unity Part 1


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

87.57194

Word Count

1,689

Sentence Count

235

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.640 Greetings, Laddingtons. It is the 13th of October, this fine day.
00:00:07.040 And this scene you see playing out before us is actually set on this fateful day.
00:00:13.640 So, what happened?
00:00:16.060 Yes, you see a Templar.
00:00:17.720 And this is the date, the historical date, where they got cucked by the Pope and the French King.
00:00:26.500 They wanted to get rid of the Templars because they had gotten too powerful and they did not want to have to contend with a very powerful organization with a lot of money.
00:00:40.260 So, what they did, simply they excommunicate them.
00:00:43.820 They went into their castle, which we are at now, by the way.
00:00:47.500 So, I thought to make this video at this day, even though I have already made a video.
00:00:54.300 So, yeah, that is what is up.
00:00:58.300 So, it was a little while since I played this game, but I do like it.
00:01:06.120 It's one of my favorite Assassin's Creed games.
00:01:10.320 So, we're just going to chill out, hang out a bit here.
00:01:14.460 And this will be the Autumn Gaming.
00:01:17.280 So, I'm doing some Autumn Gaming before I hit the gym.
00:01:24.300 So, that looks like an assassin.
00:01:27.100 We need to illuminate him to the teachings of Christ.
00:01:32.460 I saw an...
00:01:33.300 Oh, I perhaps should have made a leap of faith.
00:01:37.480 I saw an absolutely hilarious comment speaking of Christ.
00:01:41.600 It was from some sort of LARP-y pagan, as opposed to a good pagan.
00:01:47.580 And he said, you have cut your hair.
00:01:49.600 Will you start promoting Christianity now?
00:01:52.100 I don't really know what the two have to do with each other, but it was fun.
00:02:01.320 Look at that mad cunt.
00:02:02.940 You are but a dog.
00:02:08.040 And I am your master.
00:02:11.280 Then I saw another hilarious comment.
00:02:15.680 Which said, you're dead to me, Marcus.
00:02:19.320 I thought it was fun.
00:02:20.580 But, all of that aside, everyone else was really kind and pleasant.
00:02:28.160 In regards to me cutting my hair.
00:02:29.900 So, thank you for all the kind compliments.
00:02:36.040 Die, unbeliever.
00:02:44.760 Here we are.
00:02:46.180 That is what happens if you criticize the Templars.
00:02:50.980 So, yeah.
00:02:58.420 For those of you who aren't aware of Assassin's Creed, it's based on historical events.
00:03:04.760 But, as you saw right there, it's also some fictional things intermixed in the story.
00:03:14.780 But, the main reason I like it so much is primarily the aesthetics.
00:03:20.680 And, because I get motivation to train.
00:03:28.480 So, you can see right there some classic European aesthetics.
00:03:33.020 As I talked about in a recent video when I was in Spain.
00:03:38.580 And now we are in France.
00:03:41.400 They have captured the Grand Master, Jacques de Molay.
00:03:59.620 And there is an Assassin.
00:04:02.220 And the Assassin order is based upon the Hashashin order.
00:04:13.640 The historical order of assassins from the Middle East.
00:04:18.080 That got cucked.
00:04:19.900 Got destroyed by the Mongols in turn.
00:04:23.280 But, they had a good run, the assassins.
00:04:26.320 And that's where you derive the word Assassin.
00:04:30.240 Pope Clement, hear me.
00:04:33.740 Before this year is out, you will answer for your crimes before God Almighty.
00:04:39.160 And you, King Philip.
00:04:41.560 No punishment is too heinous for the great evil you have inflicted upon the Temple.
00:04:48.100 I curse you.
00:04:50.320 Curse you to the 13th generation of your blood.
00:04:54.020 You shall be cursed.
00:04:56.240 Consumed in flames of hunger and wrath, thus came the age of true wisdom to a blistering close.
00:05:11.080 The Knights Templar, once the proud shepherds of order, peace and illumination, were no more.
00:05:18.620 Order, peace and illumination.
00:05:23.940 Sounds glorious indeed.
00:05:32.440 Hello.
00:05:34.540 Yes, a bit.
00:05:39.420 Obviously, yes.
00:05:48.620 Oh, sounds familiar.
00:06:02.620 Alright, let's get to it.
00:06:04.680 Sounds absolutely epic.
00:06:31.340 Count me in.
00:06:32.240 So, anyway, let me know in the comment section below.
00:06:36.420 And I will read all the comments.
00:06:38.100 So, let me know what your thoughts on the Templars are.
00:06:41.860 It always makes for a good discussion whenever Templars are mentioned.
00:06:47.340 So, yeah.
00:06:48.500 Fire away in the comment section.
00:06:50.080 Thoughts on the Templar order and thoughts on the Pope and King Philip of France.
00:06:55.500 If they did the right thing or if they transgressed against a valiant order of defenders of Europe.
00:07:04.360 Ah, no.
00:07:17.120 Can't I go with you, Father?
00:07:25.360 Courage, my boy.
00:07:30.900 You wait just here.
00:07:33.160 I will return when this hand reaches the top.
00:07:37.520 That's forever.
00:07:38.980 Not as long as all that.
00:07:40.720 And when I get back, we'll see the fireworks.
00:07:43.100 No exploring, he says.
00:08:02.820 Oh, and a short note on the right hand side.
00:08:09.380 You have the classical European aesthetics.
00:08:13.320 And there is a little girl.
00:08:26.720 All right.
00:08:28.280 Let's start the thing.
00:08:30.920 I might actually cut here until we get to the action.
00:08:34.420 So, yeah.
00:08:35.500 I will be back in just a bit.
00:08:37.420 Nothing happened.
00:08:43.320 All right, I am back.
00:08:46.640 We need this scene for the story.
00:08:50.400 The most tragic scene has unfolded.
00:08:53.580 Father?
00:08:54.100 We should all be cold.
00:08:55.320 Come here, girls.
00:08:56.280 Now.
00:08:57.380 Father?
00:08:57.900 He has been killed by a Templar.
00:09:23.680 Come away, boy.
00:09:27.900 Look at me.
00:09:57.900 Thirteen years later.
00:10:06.560 Hello, mate.
00:10:19.760 They have been gambling.
00:10:21.380 I do not endorse such barbarism.
00:10:27.900 Uh-oh.
00:10:30.480 He lost it again.
00:10:34.020 You just had a nice chat with your brother.
00:10:36.480 You go.
00:10:37.380 Fetch the Marshals.
00:10:38.580 Hold on a minute.
00:10:39.600 All right.
00:10:40.560 All right.
00:10:44.480 We need to catch this bastard before he calls the police, I suppose.
00:10:54.300 There's still a bit of a tutorial here, but it's good.
00:11:01.120 Anyway, like the aesthetics of this time period, I'd say Napoleonic France peak aesthetics.
00:11:13.720 Or some other time periods, of course.
00:11:17.260 Right to catch him, then.
00:11:18.680 Boom.
00:11:19.460 There we are.
00:11:19.800 Got you, mate.
00:11:23.380 A blacksmith like you probably can't even read or watch.
00:11:26.220 Come over here and say that.
00:11:28.100 Uh, no.
00:11:30.160 No.
00:11:30.980 Get back here!
00:11:32.960 Boom, boom.
00:11:34.020 That sort of uniform.
00:11:36.500 Absolutely.
00:11:37.060 I'm going to smash your skull into place.
00:11:39.080 Absolute aesthetic.
00:11:40.460 Yes.
00:11:40.760 In my humble opinion, you are free to disagree.
00:11:45.940 In the comment section, you can tell me what you believe is the most aesthetic time period in Europe.
00:11:55.200 Say the Roman Empire, also high up on that list.
00:12:00.300 All right, we'll have to go to this fine people.
00:12:15.880 Got you now, you little shit.
00:12:19.500 Just a little misunderstanding, nothing to...
00:12:21.920 Your master's arbor in a common criminal.
00:12:24.280 In broad daylight, he broke into my home and stole my watch.
00:12:28.180 Did he indeed?
00:12:29.820 Well, I'm sure the marshalsea would be more than willing to sort this out.
00:12:34.200 Sort what out, Olivier?
00:12:35.700 Uh, a most serious accusation against your ward, sir.
00:12:39.760 He robbed me.
00:12:41.880 Of what, precisely?
00:12:44.420 Wait for me in my library.
00:12:45.700 Thank you.
00:12:45.760 Thank you.
00:12:45.780 Thank you.
00:12:51.920 Don't give me that look.
00:12:57.740 Victor cheats when he plays pharaoh.
00:12:59.360 Everyone knows it.
00:13:01.280 Arnaud?
00:13:02.620 Who are you talking to?
00:13:03.980 No one, monsieur.
00:13:05.820 You'll be happy to learn I persuaded Olivier to leave off calling the marshalsea.
00:13:10.040 Again.
00:13:10.960 Je vous remercie, monsieur.
00:13:12.520 What is this?
00:13:13.480 The sixth time?
00:13:14.760 The seventh?
00:13:15.800 Perhaps a new hobby might be better for your health.
00:13:17.740 Well, I find playing cards affords many opportunities for fresh air and exercise.
00:13:23.460 We'll talk about this later.
00:13:25.520 I have business in town and must collect Elise before I can attend to it.
00:13:28.780 Elise is here?
00:13:29.840 Only for the night.
00:13:31.080 She returns to Paris first thing tomorrow.
00:13:33.060 She'll need an escort.
00:13:34.160 Why won't she with you so preoccupied?
00:13:36.140 Want to be running amok is quite enough.
00:13:38.140 Remain here and see if Olivier has any chores for you.
00:13:40.520 Sure he does.
00:13:42.340 What was that?
00:13:43.560 Give my regards to Elise?
00:13:44.740 A bit cheeky, but in a good-natured way.
00:13:54.660 And of course, Elise was the redhead on the wall.
00:13:58.900 He's the girl he met in the beginning.
00:14:01.980 So, we have to take in the nice sights here.
00:14:09.640 And we also have to...
00:14:11.900 Look at this epic statue.
00:14:14.680 Sickening.
00:14:16.040 We have to talk with a particular laddington to...
00:14:22.900 Do something fun.
00:14:26.320 So, this is the lad.
00:14:32.820 Thrown out onto the street yet?
00:14:34.420 Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you?
00:14:36.640 It would break my heart.
00:14:38.160 Olivier, if I weren't here, who'd do all your work for you?
00:14:42.360 The horses need brushing, boy.
00:14:44.480 Get to it.
00:14:46.400 Certainement, monsieur.
00:14:47.440 Sir, sir de la serre, wait!
00:15:14.200 All right, we are on for some parkour action.
00:15:22.060 Sir de la serre, it's very important.
00:15:23.500 Oh, calm yourself, Perrault.
00:15:25.360 That leto won't reach monsieur de la serre any faster if you drop dead of exhaustion.
00:15:29.360 Give it here.
00:15:29.800 I do say he needs the training, though.
00:15:32.080 Very important.
00:15:32.980 The chubby guy.
00:15:34.480 I'll see that he gets it.
00:15:36.040 But our dear protagonist here is very keen on seeing this Elise, so we have to do it this
00:15:49.880 way.
00:15:53.680 And we get some good parkour training here, too.
00:15:56.720 Something I've always wanted to do, parkour.
00:16:03.600 Haven't really gotten around to do it particularly often, though.
00:16:07.680 Tried it a few years back.
00:16:10.160 But, yeah, it's a fun activity.
00:16:18.140 Parkour.
00:16:18.740 Parkour.
00:16:20.160 So, let us try to catch...
00:16:24.160 Ah, no.
00:16:25.240 Wait.
00:16:26.400 Yeah, we have it here.
00:16:28.180 Go on, mate.
00:16:31.820 Hmm.
00:16:34.580 Follow the carriage.
00:16:37.000 Maybe I can just jump down.
00:16:39.700 Ah, there we are.
00:16:42.200 Noise.
00:16:43.340 Noise, mate.
00:16:44.180 What I need is a bird's-eye view.
00:16:59.700 A bird's-eye view, you say?
00:17:03.100 Which means we have to climb this thing and avoid this garch.
00:17:08.360 So, anyway, for me, I wait some good old push-press.
00:17:13.520 Yes, and strict press in the Temple of Iron, and I will actually film some there as well
00:17:19.460 for a Gain's Kitchen video, which I will release tomorrow, I suppose.
00:17:33.800 Aha, I might want to avoid these ladding tons so they don't arrest me and throw me into jail,
00:17:42.400 where all of my gains will disappear, all of my agility gains, too.
00:17:47.680 You can, of course, also comment below what you will train today.
00:18:00.320 So, there is something to comment for everyone.
00:18:03.940 It's also good.
00:18:05.160 Get some pleasant interaction going.
00:18:08.400 Always nice.
00:18:09.120 So, let's admire this view now.
00:18:12.840 Boom.
00:18:26.780 Boom.
00:18:35.220 There she is.
00:18:50.940 Alright.
00:18:51.720 I will actually do the following.
00:18:54.400 That I will go to the gym now.
00:18:56.900 Because I need to train.
00:18:59.700 But I mainly wanted to do this video.
00:19:02.480 Since it was the 13th of...
00:19:05.220 October on this day.
00:19:07.480 So it's a bit of historic date.
00:19:11.360 So yeah.
00:19:12.140 Anyway.
00:19:12.560 Thank you for watching.
00:19:13.720 See you in the next video.
00:19:16.000 XXO.
00:19:16.860 Boom.