The Golden One - October 05, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 1


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23 minutes

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2,060

Sentence count

220

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10

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95

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10

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This is my pre-workout of the new Elder Scrolls game, The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind. It's a bit of a mess, but it's a good mess. And it's highly glorious. And I can't wait to try it out with you all.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings Rufens. Thou art all very welcome to Mordor. And this episode I will just show you the gameplay of it.
00:00:19.000 So this is a sneak. Hello mate. See this is my pre-workout and it's highly glorious.
00:00:30.000 Highly worthy beginning to this let's play. So today I will just, I don't, I won't go in that much into the main storyline.
00:00:53.000 I will just, yeah, pre-workout and be a sick cunt to, you know, slay orcs. So you see the graphics are absolutely stunning. 0.96
00:01:04.000 I love the graphics in Skyrim but this might actually be better, you know, unmodded than of course.
00:01:12.000 And it feels fucking amazing to be in Middle Earth because all true friends obviously are great fans of Lord of the Rings.
00:01:23.000 And I can't fucking wait for the third Hobbit movie. It will be, it will be sick, sickening. 0.97
00:01:31.000 So yeah, this is my pre-workout. Getting my testosterone up for my bench session. Bench for the hench.
00:01:43.000 And admire me now when I make a quick work. Look at this, look at this.
00:01:49.000 And we are, we're not an elf actually, which is a bit of a pity but, um, it's a glorious ranger of Minas Tirith.
00:02:06.000 And, uh, you can do execution moves when they're done also. And then you see I can execute when my little, um, uh, there's a number on the left side there.
00:02:31.000 uh which indicates when i can execute somebody and then it's a clean killing bloom 0.96
00:02:47.480 come after then and these are uh puruks higher breed of juicy orcs 0.52
00:02:54.440 we're gonna see if we find any juicy pale orcs in this fine landscape okay so i'm gonna fight a boss 1.00
00:03:04.200 up ahead can be a bit tricky and um i warmed up a bit yesterday with this just to get the
00:03:12.280 controls right but i'm still learning so if i die or anything 0.97
00:03:15.320 uh it's because of that come at me yes bomb fucking juicy no problem mate these are human slaves here in 0.98
00:03:28.120 the mordo and then you automatically hide here and i'm gonna utilize a sip of coffee lindval's glorious 0.94
00:03:39.480 coffee in the chalice of ice and it's one of us and yeah it feels amazing to try out this
00:03:50.680 this new game with you all on this uh fine sunday really fun to be here doing let's play
00:03:59.160 as to work out for a poverty orc he wasn't he wasn't particularly juicy at all
00:04:11.480 i hear an orc i look to orcish hench guys there's permabalking though
00:04:29.800 and there we go the execution move
00:04:32.120 and utilize some top boxing with the knees there so i um i love it
00:04:47.000 all right then 1.00
00:04:50.760 yes let us um kill this bastard up ahead 1.00
00:04:54.760 that is highly glorious and you see the graphics it's just um just sickening 1.00
00:05:22.760 if you were as big a pain as right baggies they wouldn't waste the time 0.77
00:05:30.440 ability point granted
00:05:34.680 this is uh for the permabalk run
00:05:38.280 now come on yes
00:05:41.320 there we are 1.00
00:05:41.800 okay so i'll kill you and you come back 1.00
00:06:07.960 sodded unkillable don't seem very smart 1.00
00:06:13.400 that's that's a juicy orc right there 0.98
00:06:15.480 but he will uh
00:06:16.600 will have to pay for his uh
00:06:18.360 tedious crimes against
00:06:19.880 gondor 0.97
00:06:25.560 and see i can't execute him 0.59
00:06:29.320 because he's too strong as a boss like that but i can get in some hits at least 0.62
00:06:33.480 whereas these poverty orcs i can uh look at this now
00:06:45.320 and it's really realistic that that you can't really take that many hits
00:06:50.200 you see i i forgot to block there
00:06:51.800 yeah i died there
00:07:08.280 but i kind of anticipated that and the thing is that the orcs
00:07:13.880 they get the more powerful the more you die so it isn't like you can use the
00:07:19.080 for juicy you can die as much as you want and then it's fine it's not fine because they get
00:07:23.880 stronger all the time so i have to be careful and you know pick my battles but also as they get
00:07:29.720 stronger they drop better loot and everything like that so uh you know something positive comes
00:07:36.040 and you die as well 1.00
00:07:41.240 fucking juicy orcs 1.00
00:07:44.520 right return to game and um 0.99
00:07:49.560 let's get off these towers of silver they are lights to guide us in the land of shadow
00:07:54.520 where all other i didn't have my feel my cool cop today because it's uh not big enough to hold all
00:08:00.120 my memories coffee i need to um form okay cool we can unlock an ability
00:08:07.560 uh so we have some abilities here since that's purchased which means yeah i already have
00:08:16.520 have those okay cool can't really unlock anything oh well i'll take that later i just want to show
00:08:30.680 you the and here is actually a juicy elf an elven brother of mine is highly glorious
00:08:38.360 and it's very like assassin's creed when you do these jumps and you can climb a bit
00:08:42.600 uh which is really really awesome and there's a hail storm i think hargel in swedish you call it
00:08:52.360 when it's uh like really heavy hard rain
00:08:55.880 come on
00:09:08.200 right here i have landed in a huge uh group of uh 0.99
00:09:13.080 fucking juicy orcs 1.00
00:09:19.320 there we go execute now boom 1.00
00:09:20.840 oh
00:09:29.720 so the gameplay is highly aesthetically pleasing as it were
00:09:40.280 bet you thought you'd never see me again don't worry the last time
00:09:46.120 yeah
00:09:55.000 yeah 1.00
00:09:57.000 i'm gonna execute him 1.00
00:10:02.040 time for murder 1.00
00:10:03.000 uh 1.00
00:10:03.800 useless ranger 0.84
00:10:08.440 and yeah as i said in numerous cases before if i if i'm not that good at
00:10:13.000 good at anything and i can't really talk while i'm doing it so bear with me
00:10:18.680 you see those graphics are just uh
00:10:25.560 it's amazing 1.00
00:10:38.200 sickening now then come on kill him now 1.00
00:10:41.560 that's how we kill an orc boss 1.00
00:10:57.880 and how many uruks do you command in death 0.99
00:11:00.440 you
00:11:04.360 you
00:11:05.480 you
00:11:06.040 you
00:11:06.520 did not see that coming but it's fine 1.00
00:11:09.320 execute the bastard 0.99
00:11:12.760 proper pre-workout action this is 0.98
00:11:15.480 uh i actually wanted to um
00:11:17.080 um
00:11:19.560 tell a proper lord of rings game to um
00:11:24.440 to uh
00:11:27.960 to pre-workout game with
00:11:29.960 okay recover health on stealth kill
00:11:32.920 yes please that is uh obviously nice as
00:11:36.280 the
00:11:39.640 all right let us commence this epic
00:11:43.320 this epic let's play
00:11:45.640 and as i said this will mainly be
00:11:49.640 various to show the gameplay a bit
00:11:52.200 you hide instantly in this glorious bushes
00:11:55.240 sickening
00:12:05.880 proud ranger of gondor it's one of my favorite scenes in the second uh
00:12:13.080 second movie as well the two towers uh when the movement kills uh
00:12:17.160 one singer and uh
00:12:18.760 farm here and his uh two friends are all
00:12:21.960 ambushing them
00:12:24.680 it is highly glorious
00:12:29.160 now execute
00:12:30.600 yes
00:12:31.160 boom
00:12:46.440 very well 0.98
00:12:47.480 decapitated
00:12:51.720 there's something 0.91
00:12:53.000 epically glorious about shoving someone's head off 0.84
00:13:01.160 oh 0.98
00:13:28.520 oh
00:13:31.160 Oh. 1.00
00:13:37.160 Fucking disgusting. 1.00
00:13:39.160 Sickening and not in a good way. 1.00
00:13:45.160 Oh fuck. 1.00
00:13:49.160 You will not get 1.00
00:13:51.160 fucking 1.00
00:13:53.160 bowl shot in. 1.00
00:13:55.160 No chance.
00:13:57.160 No chance my friend.
00:13:59.160 To see if you actually get from a hitter
00:14:03.160 but then he
00:14:05.160 takes you away. 1.00
00:14:09.160 I will execute. Boom. Sick. 1.00
00:14:11.160 Okay. Come at me. 1.00
00:14:13.160 You are
00:14:15.160 highly
00:14:17.160 glorious.
00:14:25.160 And you see now I'm low on me.
00:14:29.160 No come on then. Hit them. 0.99
00:14:31.160 Fuck. 1.00
00:14:37.160 Damn lucky. Fucking horrible you are. 1.00
00:14:47.160 Another one bites the dust. 1.00
00:14:49.160 Dear true friends. He paid for his
00:14:51.160 trail of dead. They shall know me.
00:14:53.160 He knew his crimes.
00:14:57.160 Oh look. 0.98
00:14:59.160 Man swine. 1.00
00:15:01.160 Thought I killed you once already. 1.00
00:15:03.160 Better make sure. 0.99
00:15:05.160 Frog blood. Such an epic name. 0.99
00:15:07.160 Okay. We didn't get much respite
00:15:09.160 there. We have to fight again.
00:15:11.160 But that's cool.
00:15:13.160 for it.
00:15:15.160 You won't trick me.
00:15:17.160 Just to clear this to be offensive. 1.00
00:15:19.160 Fuck. 0.99
00:15:21.160 Oh it's a non-represent one. 1.00
00:15:23.160 You should have burned your corpse. 1.00
00:15:25.160 That would have kept you down. 0.99
00:15:29.160 This isn't going to plan.
00:15:31.160 Okay. He's retreating there.
00:15:33.160 Alright then. 1.00
00:15:45.160 Kill another boss while we're at it. 0.99
00:15:47.160 To properly 0.99
00:15:49.160 begin this
00:15:51.160 highly glorious
00:15:53.160 Let's play series.
00:15:57.160 Let's play series.
00:15:59.160 Look at that. 1.00
00:16:01.160 Fuck. 1.00
00:16:03.160 Fucking glory. 1.00
00:16:05.160 Sickening. 1.00
00:16:09.160 This is fun. This is really fun.
00:16:11.160 I'm really impressed by
00:16:13.160 this game.
00:16:15.160 We've got some other cool things. 0.94
00:16:17.160 Again and again you have tried to kill me. 1.00
00:16:19.160 That's a fucking bitch guy. 1.00
00:16:23.160 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:16:24.160 Yeah he looks like.
00:16:25.160 For an inch.
00:16:26.160 Like a heel.
00:16:27.160 There it's there. 1.00
00:16:28.160 Fucking juice. 1.00
00:16:29.160 It's fucking. 1.00
00:16:30.160 I'm not a failure. 1.00
00:16:31.160 I need to kill you for your insolence. 1.00
00:16:32.160 I know. 1.00
00:16:33.160 Stupid shot. 1.00
00:16:35.160 Stupid son, how dare you, inside like that. 1.00
00:16:54.160 And I'm having a fucking archer shooting at him entirely blasted by us. 1.00
00:16:59.160 Come on and kill him. Kill, fucking kill him. 1.00
00:17:05.160 You, end this. 1.00
00:17:09.160 I will. 1.00
00:17:17.160 Gondori on a fucking mass race, checking in. Sick as fuck. 1.00
00:17:24.160 What? 1.00
00:17:26.160 Ranger!
00:17:28.160 One blow on my horn, and everybody all rook for a more! 0.61
00:17:31.160 I don't worry, but I got myself into this.
00:17:34.160 Because earlier, when I played, it was...
00:17:42.160 Okay, there we go.
00:17:44.160 It was just a ghost like every once in a while, but yeah. 1.00
00:17:47.160 Fucking archers. That's what it is. 1.00
00:18:03.160 Okay, cool.
00:18:05.160 It was actually quite pale. Not as juicy as the pale orc, though.
00:18:08.160 Nooooooo! 0.99
00:18:15.160 Return to game.
00:18:16.160 We will, um...
00:18:19.160 Do one more, um...
00:18:20.160 Who are you with?
00:18:21.160 What do you want with me?
00:18:22.160 If I have a name, I do not remember it.
00:18:25.160 The black hand called to me from across the void, and I came.
00:18:30.160 We'll do one more little, um, killing spree, and then, um...
00:18:33.160 It's time for me to hit the gem.
00:18:36.160 Fwah.
00:18:40.160 And then next time I will, um...
00:18:43.160 Perhaps...
00:18:45.160 Do more of the, uh...
00:18:52.160 More of the, uh, questline.
00:18:55.160 To get immersed in the story properly.
00:19:05.160 Yeah, the combat mechanism is just, um...
00:19:14.160 It's just glorious.
00:19:15.160 Can't find words.
00:19:17.160 Really brilliant, and, uh...
00:19:20.160 So...
00:19:21.160 Hello, mates! Come on, then!
00:19:22.160 Uh...
00:19:24.160 Tell me about it.
00:19:25.160 Only to know where this will categorize rock.
00:19:29.160 Alright, let's create some interaction, as usual, because that's...
00:19:33.160 One of the most things...
00:19:35.160 One of the best things with having this particular YouTube channel.
00:19:40.160 The interaction.
00:19:41.160 So, let me know who your favorite character in, um...
00:19:47.160 In the whole Lord of the Rings, uh, in Middle-earthes. 1.00
00:19:50.160 Can be anyone in Bilbo as well.
00:19:56.160 I have several favorites.
00:20:03.160 Might be Boromir, actually.
00:20:06.160 Actually.
00:20:09.160 Next objective.
00:20:11.160 Stealth kills.
00:20:13.160 Okay, let's, uh... 0.99
00:20:17.160 We've got unfinished business, you stinkin' pile of shrock! 0.98
00:20:21.160 Okay, there goes my, uh... 0.99
00:20:26.160 My, uh...
00:20:27.160 Mission, but I'll try to do this mission anyway.
00:20:32.160 Ten stealth kill slavers.
00:20:36.160 Thanks a plenty, stranger.
00:20:38.160 You're welcome, brother.
00:20:41.160 Boom.
00:20:43.160 And you?
00:20:46.160 Cool.
00:20:48.160 Cool.
00:20:52.160 I won't...
00:20:53.160 I will continue to fight for the glory of Minas Tirith and Gondor.
00:20:58.160 Hello, mate.
00:20:59.160 F...
00:21:07.160 Okay, halfway there.
00:21:08.160 Okay, halfway there.
00:21:09.160 So, we might actually...
00:21:13.160 Do this.
00:21:18.160 Oh.
00:21:19.160 There's one.
00:21:21.160 Up in the little...
00:21:22.160 Building of...
00:21:23.160 Poverty.
00:21:25.160 Poverty building.
00:21:27.160 I smell meat.
00:21:29.160 Fly.
00:21:30.160 Do you now?
00:21:31.160 About time.
00:21:33.160 Oh.
00:21:35.160 Ability point granted.
00:21:37.160 Love it.
00:21:42.160 Okay, two to go.
00:21:45.160 Here we'll do.
00:21:47.160 We had to do.
00:21:49.160 Love it.
00:21:50.160 Love how he muffles them with his hand there so they can't scream for, uh...
00:21:55.160 Scream for help.
00:21:59.160 There we are.
00:22:01.160 Mission complete. 0.99
00:22:03.160 Fucking awesome. 0.98
00:22:05.160 And, uh... 0.98
00:22:06.160 I think that will have to conclude...
00:22:09.160 The...
00:22:10.160 Let's play.
00:22:11.160 So, I just wanted to show you, basically, the game.
00:22:13.160 I'm really impressed by it, actually.
00:22:15.160 Uh...
00:22:16.160 I heard it was good.
00:22:18.160 And, uh...
00:22:19.160 Sure enough, it is.
00:22:20.160 So, um...
00:22:23.160 Thanks a lot for watching as usual.
00:22:26.160 Um...
00:22:27.160 I have more Skyrim coming up.
00:22:29.160 Uh...
00:22:30.160 The Rome Total War Let's Plays took a bit of a...
00:22:34.160 Uh...
00:22:35.160 Secondary role there because Skyrim was more popular, but I will make more Rome Let's Plays later on.
00:22:42.160 Uh...
00:22:43.160 And then I'll try Rise of Rome as well.
00:22:45.160 Might do Assassin's Creed.
00:22:46.160 As always, just let me know your every single thought.
00:22:49.160 You know I take your criticism to heart.
00:22:52.160 And your suggestions are always welcome.
00:22:55.160 So, um...
00:22:56.160 And even if you don't usually comment, like, comment just let me know what you enjoy, what you like seeing.
00:22:59.160 And stuff like that.
00:23:01.160 I will make Let's Plays at least, like, four times a week.
00:23:04.160 So, it's just to pick a game and go with it.
00:23:06.160 Obviously, I will continue to play this because it's really fun.
00:23:09.160 So, um...
00:23:11.160 Uh...
00:23:12.160 Yeah.
00:23:13.160 I'll continue this later on.
00:23:14.160 Now I'll hit the gym.
00:23:17.160 And who am I?
00:23:20.160 I'm the glorious Ranger of Madness.
00:23:24.160 XOXO.
00:23:25.160 Boom! 0.99
00:23:26.160 Boom! 0.99
00:23:28.160 .
00:23:31.160 Boom...
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