The Golden One - November 02, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 12


Episode Stats


Length

33 minutes

Words per minute

68.65152

Word count

2,312

Sentence count

223

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

128

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Hate speech

23

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Summary

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The Dark Lord's army is assembled and ready to face the Black Hand's army. Join us in our quest to save Middle-Earth from the dark lord and his army of heretics! This episode is brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Braydon Moore.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, humans, and welcome back to Mordor, and now it's time for the heretics to die. 1.00
00:00:14.240 We will commence an epic assault on the Black Gate, and the Black Hand, I have, I did that 0.98
00:00:23.660 in your absence, because it was quite, um, non-cool to do, so I have rallied all of the glorious
00:00:33.780 Warchiefs, they're on my side, it has now become the Golden Ones, Orcs and Warchiefs, so now 0.98
00:00:40.620 I will rally them, Lord of Mordor, that is one juicy fucking henchguy right there, all right, 0.99
00:00:51.140 come at me then. We wish to thank you. Ah, the MILF. Coming to our aid, Captain. Hello. 0.99
00:00:58.140 Hi. I never realized my smuggling could be so appreciated by the Queen, lady. They're
00:01:08.140 here. Orcs. Ah. Bad passengers. Wow, look at that, beautiful landscape with a brutal
00:01:18.140 orc henchguy, true friends.
00:01:27.140 Four.
00:01:31.140 Yeah, she's looking really good, she's looking fit and ready to go.
00:01:34.140 Boats ready.
00:01:36.140 The skippers have been briefed on your destination.
00:01:38.140 Good.
00:01:39.140 How long will those orcs obey you?
00:01:42.140 Well, forever.
00:01:43.140 I think there's no worries I like. 0.70
00:01:47.140 I mean, you're dead. 0.93
00:01:49.140 We owe you all. 0.99
00:01:50.140 For glory.
00:01:55.140 Just put an end to this madness.
00:01:57.140 I will.
00:01:58.140 I will, fair maiden, I will do my best.
00:02:00.140 Oh, lady. 0.86
00:02:02.140 But the best is not good enough, I will.
00:02:04.140 I will.
00:02:09.140 I prefer the dark-haired one.
00:02:11.140 I like the contrast against the pale skin. 0.99
00:02:17.140 Look at that though, that's my orcish friends.
00:02:24.140 They know better than to show insubordination towards their master.
00:02:29.140 Me.
00:02:30.140 Me.
00:02:32.140 Me.
00:02:36.140 Four.
00:02:44.140 All right, we got a battle on our hands, true friends.
00:02:47.140 Straight into the action. 0.97
00:02:49.140 Battalion the Glorious is with us and our brutal fucking juicy works. 1.00
00:02:54.140 Beyond the dust is the man who walks with death and his army are traitors. 1.00
00:03:00.140 He has poisoned their minds and defies our dark lord. 0.95
00:03:05.140 Join me in slaughter, brothers.
00:03:08.140 Our destiny awaits. 0.98
00:03:11.140 Drown the air with Uruk cries and the earth with Uruk blood. 1.00
00:03:17.140 Defeat your nemesis. 1.00
00:03:19.140 To shut you, your friend.
00:03:22.140 To shut you, your friend. 0.89
00:03:27.140 For middle-earth!
00:03:29.140 For middle-earth!
00:03:31.140 Death and glory!
00:03:34.140 All right, we got a challenge in the middle of the battle, Bill.
00:03:37.140 See this? 0.98
00:03:38.140 A pack of rebellious maggots tried to kill me when I slew them all! 1.00
00:03:41.140 And now I will slay you. 1.00
00:03:43.140 You are but a dog, and I am your master. 1.00
00:03:46.140 Master! 1.00
00:03:53.140 Execute that bastard. 1.00
00:03:55.140 You bastard of an orc. 1.00
00:04:02.140 Boom! 1.00
00:04:11.140 Not long to go now. 1.00
00:04:17.140 You're the king of the dark spirit, but you are worthless talk-filled grave walker. 0.99
00:04:25.140 Oh, am I? 1.00
00:04:27.140 Oh fuck, I missed. 1.00
00:04:28.140 I missed the execution. 1.00
00:04:30.140 The sweat, baby, is over me.
00:04:33.140 No!
00:04:35.140 No!
00:04:37.140 No!
00:04:39.140 No!
00:04:41.140 No!
00:04:43.140 No!
00:04:44.140 No!
00:04:46.140 No!
00:04:47.140 No!
00:04:48.140 No!
00:04:49.140 No!
00:04:50.140 No!
00:04:51.140 No!
00:04:52.140 No! 1.00
00:04:54.140 Now that you die. 1.00
00:04:55.140 Die for me. 1.00
00:04:57.140 Would you see me bake? 0.93
00:04:59.140 Squirk for mercy?
00:05:01.140 Never! 1.00
00:05:02.140 Squirk for mercy, you cunt! 1.00
00:05:03.140 okay that's really hard actually it's quite easy to defeat like this but 1.00
00:05:12.740 then you have to 0.99
00:05:15.780 no not that's our own guy fuck's sake talion come on talion no 1.00
00:05:33.140 now glory that's uh that felt good your death is the price but we are at the final reckoning 0.99
00:05:48.100 the fortress of the black hand oh look at that okay i don't have seen in place so it doesn't
00:05:53.860 really matter find the black hand all right we are um moving up in the world talion and
00:06:02.820 my dear true friends that was an intense and good fight the silence taunts us it does indeed
00:06:15.140 perhaps it's saurumann's sorcery no i i don't think so i think sauron is the is the boss at this
00:06:23.540 uh all right let's see uh see what happens now no i wasn't expecting
00:06:44.820 i hope my soldiers gave you a welcome
00:06:48.340 where are you show yourself where is she the black hand
00:06:58.180 but it will give me great pleasure to take you myself
00:07:14.100 look at those windswept lands
00:07:18.020 and i am its new master the tark of glory
00:07:22.180 and i will deliver you to the dark lord unspoiled 0.97
00:07:42.180 yeah it's looking uh no one that's fucking right 0.99
00:07:45.780 a bastard it's looking hinged though the dark lord forgives you calibrin 1.00
00:07:54.260 return to him and cast off this human 1.00
00:08:01.060 never stand up and fight 0.99
00:08:06.340 there's no need
00:08:09.780 fight me
00:08:11.940 oh but there is
00:08:14.980 calibrin
00:08:17.140 is your
00:08:20.740 he chose you
00:08:23.060 silence
00:08:25.140 and he can release you at any time
00:08:28.820 but i don't want to be released we're wreaking havoc and killing orcs it's glorious 0.96
00:08:37.220 yes that's all you are
00:08:39.940 ranger
00:08:42.580 a vessel for the
00:08:44.260 silence 0.99
00:08:52.100 shut your insolent mouth 1.00
00:08:53.940 okay too late to back down now 0.99
00:09:07.060 what joy it is to fight success
00:09:11.140 such pain
00:09:13.460 such a broken mind 0.98
00:09:17.220 stealth drain black captain 1.00
00:09:24.740 okay 1.00
00:09:33.700 stealth drain the black captain 0.99
00:09:35.460 but where uh 0.84
00:09:37.540 where is he then
00:09:47.220 what 1.00
00:09:47.780 fuck 1.00
00:09:53.940 shift and tap stealth drain 1.00
00:10:05.940 all right true friends i will enter power gaming mode
00:10:11.220 because if i talk too much you all know exactly what will happen
00:10:15.940 you have walked through the grave
00:10:31.700 i shall make the grave again and again
00:10:37.620 you will know that it is your place to stay there
00:10:41.140 all right he is um so far unaware
00:10:49.780 of us
00:10:55.140 okay cool
00:11:05.700 aha the tower
00:11:06.900 you think you can defeat the great
00:11:11.620 i might think i can do that
00:11:13.620 come on
00:11:21.460 come on italian yes yes yes yes yes
00:11:32.180 okay this is actually going quite well
00:11:34.820 imagine if i do it at the first attempt
00:11:36.820 wouldn't that be cool though
00:11:45.220 oh black hand where are you 0.98
00:11:47.140 i'm gonna try to get around and ambush him 1.00
00:12:06.900 i denounce you as my father 0.92
00:12:09.380 what 0.73
00:12:10.500 how dare you 0.99
00:12:12.340 the insolent buster that's my son 1.00
00:12:15.060 and he denounced me as my as father 1.00
00:12:23.220 fuck 1.00
00:12:26.260 come on turn around and 1.00
00:12:27.460 how can you purge darkness in this place
00:12:33.300 it's darkness
00:12:36.900 all right
00:12:45.540 go to eoreleth 0.99
00:12:49.380 but i haven't killed him yet 0.98
00:12:51.220 oh well 1.00
00:12:55.060 fuck our fair maiden is singing 1.00
00:12:57.220 and we're all nostalgic and miss her 1.00
00:13:00.260 but the bastards killed her 1.00
00:13:04.740 and she will have to be 1.00
00:13:06.580 oh okay okay cool
00:13:15.780 you will never see your family again
00:13:26.900 and we'll never see your family again 1.00
00:13:36.020 fuck yes 1.00
00:13:37.220 there you go italian 1.00
00:13:38.500 yes
00:13:39.700 that's how you take revenge through friends
00:13:46.900 madness 1.00
00:13:49.700 fuck yeah 1.00
00:13:51.140 that's exactly how you deal with such trespasses against your family 1.00
00:13:58.100 the tower crumbles
00:13:59.380 i should have died with my family 0.66
00:14:12.020 i thought you wanted revenge 0.99
00:14:14.820 i wanted revenge i thought it was a cool thing
00:14:18.820 but there is only one way to close the circle
00:14:22.580 the black hand remains
00:14:24.980 not a forgotten black hand
00:14:32.260 look at that hench guy with the helmets
00:14:36.660 according to legend he's strong as 1.00
00:14:38.740 fuck 0.99
00:14:46.660 stay still my heart 1.00
00:14:48.820 i have loaded up with some milk actually
00:15:00.100 madness
00:15:01.300 the guns of juiciness and glory
00:15:03.700 shall lead us all to victory
00:15:08.340 where's this now
00:15:10.660 lord of mordor complains
00:15:11.940 okay
00:15:12.180 is in flames
00:15:13.380 we must return to queen marwin
00:15:14.980 the black hand has been here 0.97
00:15:17.300 i can feel it
00:15:20.020 all right where where to
00:15:24.980 mordor in flames
00:15:26.980 let us go there immediately
00:15:30.980 i can't let this later friends 0.97
00:15:32.420 i can't fucking let 0.99
00:15:34.500 heretics and beta leftists roam free across this land 1.00
00:15:38.980 we must 1.00
00:15:41.860 slay them all 0.99
00:15:53.140 starting this mission will take you through the end of your journey
00:15:56.180 but once you finish you'll be returned to continue where you left off
00:16:00.580 okay
00:16:02.180 cool 1.00
00:16:02.500 fuck they've been wreaking some severe havoc 1.00
00:16:10.180 why do you fight 1.00
00:16:12.420 that cannot be our son
00:16:14.580 i refuse to believe it
00:16:16.020 we will be together soon
00:16:34.260 kelebrimbor the juicy elf of wisdom
00:16:37.140 hello golem hello
00:16:51.060 but we took it from
00:16:53.540 aha
00:16:57.220 golem is a true friend indeed he gave me back my hairband that i will utilize
00:17:01.060 look at this
00:17:15.220 that looks like a corrupt delph
00:17:17.140 look at this master smith smiths
00:17:31.300 smiths
00:17:47.140 the king
00:18:08.420 the one ring
00:18:15.380 Precious. 1.00
00:18:23.380 I don't have the ring, you fool. 0.99
00:18:25.380 It was mine to keep. 1.00
00:18:31.380 Be gone.
00:18:35.380 Because this is us.
00:18:45.380 Sauron knows we're here.
00:18:47.380 Let's not keep him waiting. 0.99
00:18:51.380 Okay, so I'm actually gonna fucking fight Sauron. 0.99
00:18:55.380 The juicy one. 0.99
00:18:59.380 Boom.
00:19:01.380 Ah, I've acquired a Koran Karagor bra. 0.69
00:19:15.380 Exquisite. 0.97
00:19:19.380 Some really fucking amazing cinematics in this game in particular. 0.91
00:19:31.380 The Lord and his army will march all over Mordor. 0.98
00:19:35.380 All over Mordor.
00:19:37.380 And everyone will succumb to his heinous ways.
00:19:45.380 Right, let's see what the crack is now.
00:19:49.380 If we're gonna fight some...
00:19:51.380 Some...
00:19:53.380 Poverty Orc first. 0.89
00:19:55.380 Or if we're gonna get to...
00:19:57.380 I come for you, Lord of Gifts.
00:19:59.380 Alright, Storm the Black Gate. 0.84
00:20:01.380 Alright, let's get at it.
00:20:11.380 And I have a lot of warps with me.
00:20:15.380 And I have a lot of warps with me.
00:20:17.380 Feel the true power of the Gravewalker!
00:20:23.380 Wow, first Talon on the hand.
00:20:25.380 Those guys are not...
00:20:27.380 Not to be trifled with.
00:20:29.380 Not to be trifled with.
00:20:47.380 Oh...
00:20:49.380 The freedom.
00:20:50.380 The freedom to die with our people.
00:20:51.380 How dare you! 0.99
00:21:11.380 Monster Slayer. 1.00
00:21:13.380 Come on, fuck. 1.00
00:21:17.380 The fourth Talon on the hand. 1.00
00:21:20.380 Okay, this will be intense.
00:21:21.380 I will need all of my...
00:21:25.380 I can actually unlock a...
00:21:27.380 Thang.
00:21:29.380 I'm gonna go with that one.
00:21:31.380 Purchase Ability.
00:21:32.380 Yes, please.
00:21:33.380 Exit Menu.
00:21:35.380 Cool.
00:21:36.380 One is eliminated.
00:21:37.380 Cool.
00:21:38.380 One is eliminated.
00:21:39.380 Cool.
00:21:40.380 One is eliminated.
00:21:42.380 I'm gonna run away and utilize...
00:21:45.380 Look at this now.
00:21:48.380 Boom.
00:21:49.380 That was monsterfully done.
00:21:51.380 Actually.
00:21:52.380 eliminated. I'm gonna run away and utilize. Look at this now. Boom. That was masterfully 0.66
00:22:08.680 done, actually. Ah, fuck. Ah, the fourth hand has perished. And I love to see some 1.00
00:22:22.360 cool orc infighting. Well, I've read the Lord of the Rings trilogy and one of my favorite
00:22:32.080 sequences is when the orcs fight amongst themselves. In the Siddith Ungul, I think it's called.
00:22:52.360 The tower, at least. Ah, no, Talion. Always seem to attack our own guys.
00:23:06.740 Come on, scum. Come on, scum. Let's see if you've even got a gut to do me in. I think 1.00
00:23:13.820 I do. No, I didn't. That was silly of me. Hate of a dance.
00:23:25.640 Nice. There's one big bust out of an op. No. A close call. Close call indeed.
00:23:45.260 Okay, that, uh, the baddest of the bunch, uh, died. No! Not our own guy. Fuck. He served
00:24:02.940 this fatefully. Okay, so we've got one more guy to fight. I'm gonna be a bit of a con. I'm
00:24:20.380 a bit of a con. I'm gonna do like this. I'm gonna forward your, on our, on our hands first. Now then.
00:24:45.760 come on, then.
00:24:55.900 Come on, then.
00:25:00.100 Move.
00:25:01.940 It'll be really, really fast on those, uh...
00:25:07.420 No, flat lucky shot as Paris as well.
00:25:24.420 Okay, this is what we'll do.
00:25:37.420 Okay, this is what we'll do. 1.00
00:26:07.420 Come on, die for me! 1.00
00:26:14.420 Help shot needed, fuck. 1.00
00:26:27.420 No! 1.00
00:26:28.420 Talion, come on now! 1.00
00:26:31.420 Alright, everything went well either way, but Talion, he has a fucking knack for killing my own guys. 0.99
00:26:41.420 Reached the top of the black gate. 0.99
00:26:44.420 Alright.
00:26:46.420 This might just have been the most intense episode so far.
00:26:52.420 And why not?
00:26:54.420 It should be the most intense since we're...
00:26:56.420 In Mordor, deep in Mordor even.
00:27:02.420 This will finish as it started, with shadow and flame falling on the black gate.
00:27:08.420 The hammer and the tower are dead.
00:27:10.420 Sauron is still weak.
00:27:12.420 Without the power of the one ring or the ringmaker, he cannot take form.
00:27:17.420 He will be trapped within Mordor.
00:27:19.420 No more than an eye of flame bound to his dark tower.
00:27:22.420 And at last I can die.
00:27:25.420 And none will avenge me. 0.60
00:27:29.420 Aragorn will avenge you.
00:27:32.420 I don't know the time...
00:27:34.420 Oh, look at this.
00:27:35.420 Admire this view now.
00:27:37.420 Okay, perhaps not the nicest view, but cool nonetheless.
00:27:45.420 Ah, elf shots.
00:27:47.420 Can we even get out there?
00:27:49.420 Oh, well, never mind.
00:27:52.420 You'll find me another elf shot. 1.00
00:27:56.420 Okay, fucking go time in the gym. 0.99
00:27:58.420 But not in the gym. 0.99
00:27:59.420 Mordor.
00:28:07.420 Alright, and we are a little over a month away from the third Hobbit movie. 0.99
00:28:13.420 That will be fucking sick as fuck. 0.98
00:28:22.420 It's on now. 1.00
00:28:24.420 I have a gift for you.
00:28:27.420 Calibripo.
00:28:28.420 Calibripo.
00:28:44.420 Four.
00:28:45.420 One. 1.00
00:29:07.420 That is one glorious fucking elf right there. 1.00
00:29:10.420 There you go, Sauron. That's exactly what happens. 1.00
00:29:16.420 No!
00:29:30.420 Blasphemy!
00:29:32.420 We must avenge him.
00:29:40.420 Alright, some grisly action.
00:30:04.420 And now we're stoked and ready.
00:30:08.420 To stand by his side.
00:30:10.420 How dare you do this?
00:30:14.420 We shall be sealed together in death. 0.74
00:30:18.420 So be it.
00:30:20.420 Too bad in the bottom of our own name.
00:30:22.420 In the bottom of our own name we'll help him.
00:30:24.420 I'm good at all of our own game.
00:30:26.420 Let's do it what I will need!
00:30:28.420 Wh! 0.97
00:30:30.420 H?
00:30:31.420 It's evil!
00:30:35.420 particulate! 1.00
00:30:36.420 Fuck. 1.00
00:31:03.380 That's right then. 1.00
00:31:06.420 Oh, death and glory.
00:31:23.920 In my heart, we will be together soon.
00:31:28.820 Forever.
00:31:29.460 That's how it goes if you stand against the might of Gondor.
00:31:40.240 We don't use the help from a glorious elf.
00:31:44.100 The Black Hand of Sauron is dead.
00:31:47.260 The Hithershaw is calling us. 0.97
00:31:55.140 This is no longer our battle.
00:31:57.340 I tried fighting him.
00:32:01.060 It can't be done.
00:32:07.640 Could you really rest for all of eternity,
00:32:12.360 knowing that you had the chance to stop him,
00:32:15.800 but did nothing?
00:32:27.340 The Shadow of Mordor is spreading from you, Ray.
00:32:40.240 The Shadow of Mordor is spreading from you, Ray.
00:32:40.340 The Shadow of Mordor is spreading from you, Ray.
00:32:41.240 I'm a paul.
00:32:49.560 All right.
00:32:49.820 Cool.
00:32:50.680 True ça, that went faster than I expected. 0.97
00:32:56.020 yeah i don't really know what to say like obviously i enjoy this game to the fucking 0.95
00:33:04.980 fullest i do recommend it i really do great fucking game it was a great story as well 0.94
00:33:11.220 great immersion great graphics gameplay everything so yeah 10 out of the 10 do it
00:33:18.160 and especially like since we're all interested in lord of rings and stuff like that so thank you
00:33:24.040 very much for uh watching this and as always feel free to comment below what game you would like to
00:33:30.920 see me play next
00:33:32.920 that's a secret i'll never tell xxo