Shadow of Mordor Part 7
Episode Stats
Words per minute
67.28197
Harmful content
Misogyny
8
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Toxicity
76
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Hate speech
19
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Summary
It's finally time to face the Blackhand and his minions, the pale-hicks! Join us as we face one of the most evil, vile, vile monsters in the history of Sauron, the vile pale-humans!
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Greetings true friends and welcome back to Mordor. I have my cuddly gaming hood
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thang on and we have destroyed their blasphemous monument. I personally
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thought it was cool as fuck but I did it for the for Gondor but we have lured
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out the juicy pale orcs. We're gonna fight them. The black captains hath answered
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your challenge. So without further ado let's head to it. But first...
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Would have been cool if we had Gollum with us so he could sing. Sing gentle songs of peace to us.
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Those are some severe fucking hench guys right there. And I need both my gaming hoodie and my glorious Lindvald's coffee.
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The black hand has come. One of his minions. He was sent here to hunt us down.
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Let me gather my men. The servants of Siren are foes beyond any of you.
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Any of you. Get your people out of Mordor tonight or you'll all be dead lighted on.
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There... there is a hidden tunnel to the black gate.
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Look at her green dress. It's really really nice. It matches the hair.
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As I said in the last episode. And yet again no homo.
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But then again it isn't really homo to be admiring a woman's hair. Perhaps it is. I don't know.
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That was one of my best gaming moments ever.
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Fucking awesome that I made a let's play out of it.
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Lady Marwyn, Queen of the Shore wishes an audience with you.
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Visions of the return of the great Celebrimbor.
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Your daughter claims you have something for me.
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Very soon, the Dark Lord and his army won't march all over Mordor.
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But a great power can be awakened to prevent it.
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There's a good chance we can pick up the ghoul's trail at that ransacked caravan we passed earlier by the ravine.
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Aha! Nice, we have found a little tower. I'm going to activate it. Activate by reformed.
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So now we're actually in a new territory. A much more glorious and beautiful place.
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Look at that. I greatly admire this landscape. Its aesthetics. Aesthetic as fuck. What a sick physique.
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Now who are you? The crowd loves it. I must thank the ghouls before I slaughter them.
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Ghouls are scavengers. They take all but leave one thing behind. Look at those graphics.
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Let's see where the ghouls' true friends are at.
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None of you sound like filthy men. Got a slave. Its cries will bring them close.
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That is what happens. They must realize that by now.
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Yeah, well, like, in this game, not being, eh...
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It takes more than a dumb wraith to burn my arse.
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And yeah, as we saw in the last episode, it's nice to ride those to wreak extra havoc.
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And this is my promise. I have said it before, I will say it again.
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I promise you that when I'm cut again, and not as fucking heavy and big as I am now,
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I will make an Assassin's Creed slash Shadow of Mordor in real life video.
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Where I climb upon buildings and acquire glory. That's my promise.
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I'll see where it is, if it's here in good old Uppsala or if it's in Stockholm or Ireland or...
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Oh, without triggering, sorry. I didn't see that.
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I was too busy explaining about my little plan.
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Okay, so some sneak action, and now it would have been cool to be the juicy dark elf of Skyrim so that I could just be invisible and have a ridiculously good level of sneak.
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Ghouls fear fire as much as light. Those flames might prove useful if we are overwhelmed.
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Okay, so I can actually perhaps set something aflame to draw the attention away.
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I can't really see it would have been awesome with another
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That kind of looked like something you could shoot
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then this cave will become my tomb okay I managed that one we'll see if we can
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let us not repeat that mistake that would be a cool thing not to do
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oh nice how quaint an exquisite warhammer of peace
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speaking of warhammer I will actually do perhaps a little tutorial on painting warhammer because I'm really good at that
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I actually think Sauron might have the coolest armor I've ever seen
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comment below if you know anyone with a cooler armor than Sauron
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And so is our end if we don't reach it in time.
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You can't win your military career inside the belly of a ghoul, eh?
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And I bet ten pints you just now have the treasure I was after.
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Well, if the throne of the hunt takes your fancy, my camp's not far.
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Dwarfs and elves aren't really on the best of terms.
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But they're allowed to conclude this highly glorious episode.
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And yeah, comment below if you actually know someone, or you think someone, who has a cooler, more juicy fucking hench alpha armor than Sauron.
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