The Golden One - October 19, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Part 8

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Fork Archers Ranger Queen F**k Aram
Eternal Glory Shadow of Mordor Part 9

Episode Stats


Length

24 minutes

Words per minute

61.99

Word count

1,518

Sentence count

259

Harmful content

Misogyny

14

sentences flagged

Toxicity

71

sentences flagged

Hate speech

12

sentences flagged


Summary

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The Queen of the shore has arrived in the land of Mordor, and she is not well. The Black Hand has taken hold of her, and the only way to save her is to destroy the Black Hand and his army, but how? Will she be able to do it?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, you friends, and welcome back to Mordor.
00:00:12.800 Last episode, I slew not a pale orc, but a pale human who was also bench for the hench. 0.99
00:00:20.380 And we found ourselves in this highly glorious place.
00:00:29.480 So we're going to start the queen of the shore now for optimal glory. 1.00
00:00:35.180 We're going to accept glorious gym lifestyle shirt and some glorious coffee.
00:00:48.420 She is not well at all, your friends.
00:00:51.140 She creeps me out.
00:01:00.840 I found the mithril hammer.
00:01:03.540 The mithril hammer of justice.
00:01:07.760 Sickening flames.
00:01:09.720 Show me why my soul was denied death.
00:01:11.820 She needs to do some more cardio, I think.
00:01:24.200 You are the victim of a blood sacrifice.
00:01:28.220 Can the curse be broken?
00:01:29.560 I wouldn't want to break the curse, though. 0.98
00:01:37.440 Destroy the Black Hand and his followers and claim Mordor. 0.97
00:01:44.520 The women of Gondor will come to my aid. 0.99
00:01:47.040 You don't need them.
00:01:55.880 Your power begets followers.
00:01:59.640 Willing or otherwise.
00:02:02.540 I'm an orc army.
00:02:05.740 An orc army of testosterone and juiciness.
00:02:09.820 How do I do this?
00:02:11.320 Your answers are in the fortress nearby, but what you seek may not be there for much longer.
00:02:19.400 Let's get at it then, true friends.
00:02:21.940 Hmm.
00:02:22.400 Make haste while avoiding detection.
00:02:43.700 Okay, true friends. 0.94
00:02:44.480 I assume I will be failing this quest at least once, but I'll try my best to fucking make it.
00:03:06.220 So, speed is of the essence, but so is not being detected. 0.88
00:03:14.480 I think I made a little mistake there.
00:03:35.160 No?
00:03:42.220 Hmm.
00:03:42.780 Okay, um...
00:03:44.780 I failed that little mission.
00:03:55.780 Oh well.
00:03:57.380 Let's have to restart.
00:03:59.720 Took the wrong turn there.
00:04:01.800 I haven't drunken enough coffee yet to...
00:04:04.780 properly enter gaming mode.
00:04:11.780 The future must be met.
00:04:13.780 Alright then.
00:04:15.780 I will not... 0.95
00:04:17.780 make the same silly mistake this time. 0.96
00:04:20.780 And I took a right turn. 0.99
00:04:29.780 And I took a right turn.
00:04:32.780 Don't go far into your weapon's drill.
00:04:33.780 Huh? 1.00
00:04:34.780 Stupid dude. 1.00
00:04:35.780 it's complicated. 1.00
00:04:37.340 Yeah.
00:04:50.280 Right.
00:04:51.380 A lot of Auxis.
00:04:53.120 And yet again I find myself...
00:04:56.780 Long long for the company of Gollum to sing me merry tunes.
00:05:05.780 That would have been a cool thing.
00:05:12.780 Alright, this wasn't actually so hard. I thought it would be a bit harder.
00:05:20.780 There we are.
00:05:21.780 Oh, look at that. Some juicy humans have been captured by the filthy orcs. 1.00
00:05:28.780 We must... 0.86
00:05:39.780 The health is more hardcore.
00:05:42.780 Me.
00:05:44.780 The Queen told us our answers to building an orc army lie within this fortress.
00:05:48.780 If we brand those archers, we can build our army and save these men at the same time.
00:05:53.780 Brand.
00:05:59.780 When you drain enemies, you will now also apply...
00:06:03.780 Aha, cool!
00:06:06.780 Stealth brand.
00:06:09.780 Shift tab A.
00:06:10.780 Okay, I'll try to remember that.
00:06:12.780 Brand. 1.00
00:06:13.780 F**k. 0.99
00:06:18.780 Um... 1.00
00:06:25.780 Alright, now...
00:06:29.780 I'm entering power gaming mode.
00:06:31.780 Should I show their insides the light of death?
00:06:37.780 So this will be our first test subject.
00:06:40.780 I'm gonna...
00:06:42.780 Make it my orc...
00:06:45.780 Is mine.
00:06:47.780 A.
00:07:11.780 Now then, another orcs is to my army. 0.95
00:07:21.780 Sickening. 0.97
00:07:22.780 There's another little orc.
00:07:41.780 Okay, we got one on the other side there.
00:07:53.780 Talion.
00:07:56.780 Now.
00:08:02.780 Beautifully done Talion.
00:08:07.780 And now we have...
00:08:18.780 There's another little archer, bro.
00:08:22.780 We can...
00:08:28.780 I'm gonna attract you and see if we can...
00:08:33.780 I'm sneaking about.
00:08:35.780 Just a bit closer now. 0.75
00:08:45.780 Sickening.
00:08:58.780 Alright, cool.
00:08:59.780 We got one little orcs to go.
00:09:03.780 Hopefully I can...
00:09:08.780 Behind here.
00:09:13.780 And we got one more. 1.00
00:09:15.780 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:09:17.780 Okay. 1.00
00:09:18.780 The only bonus objective was to do it in time.
00:09:38.780 Eliminate all enemies.
00:09:39.780 Okay.
00:09:40.780 Let's... 0.99
00:09:41.780 It's fucking go time. 0.99
00:09:42.780 Not in the gym, but in Mordor. 0.99
00:09:48.780 Come on then. 1.00
00:09:49.780 I will kill you. 1.00
00:09:50.780 For your genius crimes. 1.00
00:09:51.780 Huh.
00:09:52.780 Huh.
00:09:53.780 Huh.
00:09:54.780 Huh.
00:09:55.780 I must save my...
00:09:56.780 Uh...
00:09:57.780 I must save my...
00:09:58.780 Uh...
00:09:59.780 I'm not in the gym, but in Mordor.
00:10:01.780 I'm not in the gym, but in Mordor.
00:10:06.780 Huh.
00:10:08.780 Uh...
00:10:09.780 I'm not in the gym.
00:10:12.780 I must save my newly recruited walk-ouchers. 1.00
00:10:22.780 I must save my newly-recruited Fork Archers.
00:10:35.780 Ah! Get out of there! Get out!
00:10:43.780 Ah! Come on, run then! Come on, Talion!
00:10:48.780 Get out of there! 0.65
00:10:52.780 Oh! 1.00
00:11:04.780 Fuck! 1.00
00:11:07.780 I can't really see anything either. 1.00
00:11:10.780 Come on then, run away! 1.00
00:11:13.780 There you are.
00:11:15.780 And... where are my juicy archers then?
00:11:19.780 Are you with me?
00:11:21.780 Yeah? 1.00
00:11:23.780 Fightin' damn you! 1.00
00:11:27.780 Ah! Elfshot needed! 1.00
00:11:29.780 How silly! 0.98
00:11:30.780 Hmm... 0.99
00:11:31.780 Hmm...
00:11:32.780 Hmm...
00:11:34.780 Well, I can just leave it to the archers to, uh...
00:11:38.780 To, uh...
00:11:46.780 To deal with these... 1.00
00:11:47.780 With these sick cunts with a sick physique. 1.00
00:11:52.780 Fuck. 1.00
00:11:53.780 Come on, Aran. 1.00
00:11:54.780 Kill him! 1.00
00:11:59.780 Come on, Aran. 1.00
00:12:01.780 Kill him! 1.00
00:12:02.780 There's one more little orcs is somewhere here. 1.00
00:12:11.780 I hope it's not that...
00:12:12.780 Oh, maybe it is.
00:12:15.780 Oh, maybe it is.
00:12:16.780 Is it the Caragor, perhaps, that I need to...
00:12:21.780 Slay?
00:12:23.780 Hm...
00:12:24.780 Oh, well.
00:12:54.780 No, that was nothing.
00:13:07.220 Where are you?
00:13:15.160 The Courage of Men, that is the second time the Courage of Men gets slighted like that.
00:13:21.540 Aha, there he is. 0.99
00:13:24.980 How silly of you to stand against me. 0.99
00:13:32.420 Alright, cool. 0.99
00:13:36.220 Nice.
00:13:37.220 That was intense enough, I suppose.
00:13:41.220 Yes.
00:13:44.220 Yes.
00:13:45.220 Yes.
00:13:46.220 Yes.
00:13:47.220 Yes.
00:13:48.220 Yes.
00:13:49.220 Yes.
00:13:50.220 But I told you not to...
00:13:53.580 Guys, stop.
00:13:55.860 Queen Marwyn sent us to find this.
00:14:02.260 That is a glorious secret.
00:14:04.820 Okay, cool.
00:14:07.820 It's the elf's hairband.
00:14:13.460 Boom.
00:14:17.860 That is a glorious elf markmanship.
00:14:24.460 Find us on its own shaking.
00:14:27.780 The elf's side of the authors of the eye.
00:14:31.000 It's time to capture the majesty.
00:14:35.000 ihn compartmentalize.
00:14:36.600 Let's move on.
00:14:37.560 This is a fortune, isn't it?
00:14:38.560 We can buy the were'sANT Aram. 0.97
00:14:40.100 Now that there's still lots of fresh elf oresz.
00:14:42.220 Do you have to destroy the spaceship?
00:14:43.400 You have to destroy the body you've saved. 0.94
00:14:44.420 With death, we wanna steal the country.
00:14:46.080 Let's leave it, let's stop.
00:14:47.280 Well, it's the Quite Early Across The подписse
00:14:48.500 board that was found here for you to come up.
00:14:50.440 That is one glorious elf right there.
00:15:20.440 We should all model ourselves after heroic deeds like that. In life and in the gym.
00:15:37.440 That was one cool cinematic. I'm pumped up right now. I'm really pumped up by that.
00:15:44.440 Eliminate the reinforcements. I need elf shots, true friends. 0.96
00:15:54.440 I'm gonna find some elf shots actually before I head on into the action. 0.57
00:16:04.440 Them elf shots. Indeed it is. Glorious.
00:16:15.440 Let's look at... That's an archer. I'm gonna deal with him.
00:16:34.440 Ah, the filthy Uruks. 1.00
00:16:44.440 Okay, I need more elf shots for that. 1.00
00:16:48.440 When I do the special attack, more elf shots are needed. 0.55
00:16:59.440 Okay, let's relive some of the action we have sought.
00:17:04.440 But we're a human reindeer instead.
00:17:13.440 Yeah, as I said, I can't get enough of those executions. I fucking love it. 0.99
00:17:21.440 Love it. 0.98
00:17:22.440 There we are.
00:17:33.440 Beautifully done, Marcus.
00:17:36.440 Or Talion, should I say.
00:17:39.440 Success. 0.60
00:17:41.440 Sickening.
00:17:42.440 I think it is another to make them our followers.
00:17:45.440 It is a gift.
00:17:47.440 We can use the weapon of the enemy against him.
00:17:50.440 Power on the ring.
00:17:53.440 Cool.
00:17:57.440 No target selected.
00:17:59.440 I'm gonna do one more little side mission here for the lols. 0.94
00:18:04.440 While we're at it, and then in the next episode I'll continue on with the main quest.
00:18:11.440 How about that?
00:18:16.440 Ledge kill. 0.92
00:18:21.440 You took me!
00:18:27.440 And I assume that there is a little aux is up in this tower.
00:18:30.440 Oh yes.
00:18:31.440 Oh yes.
00:18:32.440 Oh yes.
00:18:35.440 Boom.
00:18:39.440 There's a...
00:18:41.440 Another one.
00:18:44.440 Oh quaint.
00:18:46.440 I'm gonna try to stay hidden also.
00:19:01.440 Now they are...
00:19:06.440 They're out to get me.
00:19:17.440 Yes, come on then. 1.00
00:19:19.440 Kill that bastard. 1.00
00:19:31.440 Hit me. 1.00
00:19:49.440 Ahhh, come on. 1.00
00:19:51.440 I want you dead you fat bastard okay that didn't go up all in plan at all 1.00
00:20:09.920 now can I 1.00
00:20:39.480 can I please release you now okay I think I have to defeat everyone first before I 0.95
00:20:54.600 commence that but damn they are very many 0.92
00:21:01.160 bye I'm heading on off from this highly blasphemous place 0.98
00:21:15.980 I think I'm gonna hide for just a while and then let me take a sip of coffee
00:21:30.140 before I head on off
00:21:36.380 I'm hungry slave my dinner is in your belly 1.00
00:21:47.380 that is how you stealth kill people 1.00
00:22:02.220 hmm and you as well come on no don't run I just want to talk to you 0.97
00:22:15.460 yes come on then cut free and we're one to go
00:22:21.220 thanks Ranger you are very welcome my friend go then come on
00:22:35.220 I don't want him to raise the alarm now
00:22:47.220 that is how you hunt down oxys 0.99
00:22:54.220 a little elf out there oh yeah so the the humans are hungry as fuck but the 1.00
00:23:03.200 uruks like the cunts they are don't want to share the food 1.00
00:23:07.220 if you want meat should have been born an uruk and we have one 1.00
00:23:36.220 there as well thank goodness you're here help me I will my man I will help you
00:23:43.220 my dinner is gonna deal with this this guy I didn't get the bonus objective but
00:23:55.220 but still I freed some humans and that was sickening
00:24:00.220 alright cool the hunger success a bit of a shorter episode today but I hope it's been glorious
00:24:08.220 anyway and next time I will either meet the dwarf or go back to the old lady and see what the crack is with her 1.00
00:24:18.220 so thank you for watching and who am I I'm the proud son of Gondor
00:24:27.220 XOXO
00:24:28.220 boom