Shadow of Mordor Part 8
Episode Stats
Words per minute
61.992077
Harmful content
Misogyny
14
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Toxicity
71
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Hate speech
12
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Summary
The Queen of the shore has arrived in the land of Mordor, and she is not well. The Black Hand has taken hold of her, and the only way to save her is to destroy the Black Hand and his army, but how? Will she be able to do it?
Transcript
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Greetings, you friends, and welcome back to Mordor.
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Last episode, I slew not a pale orc, but a pale human who was also bench for the hench.
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And we found ourselves in this highly glorious place.
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So we're going to start the queen of the shore now for optimal glory.
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We're going to accept glorious gym lifestyle shirt and some glorious coffee.
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I wouldn't want to break the curse, though.
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Destroy the Black Hand and his followers and claim Mordor.
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Your answers are in the fortress nearby, but what you seek may not be there for much longer.
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I assume I will be failing this quest at least once, but I'll try my best to fucking make it.
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So, speed is of the essence, but so is not being detected.
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Long long for the company of Gollum to sing me merry tunes.
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Alright, this wasn't actually so hard. I thought it would be a bit harder.
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Oh, look at that. Some juicy humans have been captured by the filthy orcs.
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The Queen told us our answers to building an orc army lie within this fortress.
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If we brand those archers, we can build our army and save these men at the same time.
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When you drain enemies, you will now also apply...
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Should I show their insides the light of death?
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I must save my newly recruited walk-ouchers.
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Well, I can just leave it to the archers to, uh...
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With these sick cunts with a sick physique.
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There's one more little orcs is somewhere here.
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The Courage of Men, that is the second time the Courage of Men gets slighted like that.
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Now that there's still lots of fresh elf oresz.
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You have to destroy the body you've saved.
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We should all model ourselves after heroic deeds like that. In life and in the gym.
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That was one cool cinematic. I'm pumped up right now. I'm really pumped up by that.
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Eliminate the reinforcements. I need elf shots, true friends.
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I'm gonna find some elf shots actually before I head on into the action.
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Let's look at... That's an archer. I'm gonna deal with him.
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When I do the special attack, more elf shots are needed.
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Okay, let's relive some of the action we have sought.
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Yeah, as I said, I can't get enough of those executions. I fucking love it.
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I think it is another to make them our followers.
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We can use the weapon of the enemy against him.
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I'm gonna do one more little side mission here for the lols.
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While we're at it, and then in the next episode I'll continue on with the main quest.
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And I assume that there is a little aux is up in this tower.
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I want you dead you fat bastard okay that didn't go up all in plan at all
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can I please release you now okay I think I have to defeat everyone first before I
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bye I'm heading on off from this highly blasphemous place
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I think I'm gonna hide for just a while and then let me take a sip of coffee
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I'm hungry slave my dinner is in your belly
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hmm and you as well come on no don't run I just want to talk to you
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thanks Ranger you are very welcome my friend go then come on
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a little elf out there oh yeah so the the humans are hungry as fuck but the
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uruks like the cunts they are don't want to share the food
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if you want meat should have been born an uruk and we have one
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there as well thank goodness you're here help me I will my man I will help you
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my dinner is gonna deal with this this guy I didn't get the bonus objective but
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but still I freed some humans and that was sickening
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alright cool the hunger success a bit of a shorter episode today but I hope it's been glorious
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anyway and next time I will either meet the dwarf or go back to the old lady and see what the crack is with her
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so thank you for watching and who am I I'm the proud son of Gondor