The Golden One - October 21, 2014


Shadow of Mordor Part 9


Episode Stats


Length

26 minutes

Words per minute

90.68649

Word count

2,395

Sentence count

406

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

sentences flagged

Toxicity

83

sentences flagged

Hate speech

21

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode of Mordo, we meet our good friend the Dwarf of Juicyness, who is on the other side of the map. We talk with him about his adventures with the Uruks, and some other stuff.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends. Welcome back to Mordo. I thought to just hang out with you all a bit.
00:00:13.360 I also have my loyal Teddy Bear of Glory, who is also gaming with me and some Glorious Lindvalls coffee
00:00:23.720 for optimal gaming performance. Last episode we killed some Uruks. Now we're gonna talk with our true friend 1.00
00:00:35.000 the Dwarf of Juiciness and he is on the other side of the map so we got some fucking cardio to perform 0.99
00:00:44.000 first but that's fine. Then I get to talk a bit without getting interrupted as I 0.96
00:00:51.980 have a tendency to be, to get, get interrupted. And yeah, still warming up my English as per huge.
00:01:08.700 We have Ishka the runner to the right there but he will have to wait for my tender attentions.
00:01:16.380 Look at this, look at this place. Really great scenery, great graphics, great gameplay.
00:01:25.820 I am very impressed with this game. Very impressed.
00:01:33.740 And when I have done a few more episodes of both this and Rise of Rome I will perhaps make a little
00:01:41.820 comparison and talk about the two games and you know older games I recommend. Obviously Skyrim needs 0.97
00:01:48.380 or deserves a special mention. But then again, like everybody has played Skyrim and I will
00:01:56.300 do more Skyrim Let's Plays, no question about it at all. We'll probably start a new Nord character,
00:02:04.540 light armor and light armor and that two-handed weapon to get that barbarian kind of feel. 0.70
00:02:17.980 Okay, I will rescue them later on.
00:02:24.300 But first I have to relax with this juicy Dwarf a bit. 1.00
00:02:30.860 All right, here we are. Big game.
00:02:37.260 Ah, okay. Now I have to fight a Karagor. Oh look, he has a slain one. 1.00
00:02:43.020 You shouldn't hear me.
00:02:48.460 It's a clean kill.
00:02:49.340 Ah, Scottish Dwarven true friend. How quaint.
00:02:53.340 It's going to go to waste.
00:02:55.100 What's your name-breaker?
00:03:01.500 Italian.
00:03:02.940 What were you? Lieutenant.
00:03:06.540 No, actually, it was a captain.
00:03:08.780 A captain of glory.
00:03:10.140 Ooh, my mistake. We have a captain in our midst.
00:03:15.020 Well, better look sharp, eh? Captain's coming.
00:03:18.860 Better sharpen the swords, eh? And make sure our boots are nice and shiny.
00:03:22.940 But a cunt, he wasn't very pleasant at all. 1.00
00:03:28.860 So tell me, captain. 0.99
00:03:32.140 Have you ever hunted a graug?
00:03:35.740 A graug has what you promised me. 0.91
00:03:37.580 Aye.
00:03:39.580 Aye, lad.
00:03:40.140 Just any graug. 0.64
00:03:42.540 The largest one I ever came across.
00:03:44.940 Fine then, let's get at it.
00:03:53.740 Juicy, Juicy Shudge.
00:03:55.420 I should do just fine.
00:03:58.540 I've been trained very well.
00:03:59.660 My dog, Silver, was trained very well.
00:04:07.660 That was before she got eaten by a warg.
00:04:11.980 Hunt, it's not about rules, my captain.
00:04:15.900 We're not going to line up and have someone play with our lives.
00:04:19.020 It's about instinct.
00:04:20.540 And it's about gloves.
00:04:23.340 Which, as you can see, I know a thing or two about.
00:04:30.540 You want basics on a hunt?
00:04:34.940 Follow me. 0.99
00:04:35.500 That is a rough fucking hench guy right there. 0.99
00:04:40.220 Perhaps a bit rude, but... 0.99
00:04:41.820 A hunt is its own beast, one you must learn to tame.
00:04:45.500 First lesson of cargore hunting.
00:04:49.340 Do not die.
00:04:51.260 What do we need them for?
00:04:52.300 We ride them.
00:04:54.140 A worthy mount for a dangerous hunt.
00:04:57.260 But these beasts will not be impressed by your rank.
00:05:00.540 All flesh tastes the same to them.
00:05:02.700 Indeed it does.
00:05:03.980 Once you go on the hunt, Captain, you'll come out a changed man.
00:05:08.300 Hopefully for the better, but you never know.
00:05:10.860 And, uh...
00:05:13.260 And those hunting wargs have picked up their ways quickly.
00:05:16.940 But cargores? 1.00
00:05:18.060 Well, those bastards are a tougher breed. 1.00
00:05:20.940 Took me nearly a year to figure them out. 1.00
00:05:25.180 Cargores.
00:05:26.540 Buggers hate water.
00:05:28.460 I once tried to ride one through a river, but she high-tailed it up a cliffside with me on its back.
00:05:33.980 Amazing what they'll do to avoid the good cleaning, eh?
00:05:37.340 Huh, cool.
00:05:38.140 The hunt is my mistress.
00:05:40.700 Beautiful, thrilling, infectious.
00:05:44.220 And she doesn't nag, like my wife. 1.00
00:05:49.820 Oh, you haven't lived until you've been on the hunt, Captain.
00:05:53.020 The very air smells different.
00:05:56.060 Like triumph.
00:05:57.020 Triumph.
00:05:58.860 Glorious.
00:06:02.540 Ranger, over here!
00:06:05.020 I'm coming.
00:06:06.460 That one over there looks quite aggressive.
00:06:08.780 Don't even try creeping up on the cargore.
00:06:12.060 It'll catch your scent a mile away.
00:06:14.140 What do you propose then?
00:06:15.420 When you hop in and introduce yourself, ask it for a ride.
00:06:21.740 Hmm.
00:06:22.060 Hmm.
00:06:25.180 Okay, cool.
00:06:26.300 And control...
00:06:28.460 Right, true friends.
00:06:34.380 Let's try it then.
00:06:38.220 Hello.
00:06:38.540 I thought I couldn't do it.
00:06:50.940 If it kills you, well, you did it wrong. 0.97
00:06:53.100 Okay. 0.98
00:06:58.060 Hmm, okay.
00:06:58.860 Okay.
00:07:00.060 That is, uh...
00:07:04.700 What now?
00:07:05.340 Climb on his back! 0.99
00:07:07.180 Now then, come on.
00:07:09.900 Yes, there we are.
00:07:10.860 Come on with the beast! 0.99
00:07:13.420 I thought I would have to fail this first before I could, but now, cool.
00:07:25.660 All right then, my Dwarven friend, let's hunt something, shall we?
00:07:31.580 Highly Glorious.
00:07:32.380 Oh, that's sickening.
00:07:34.220 Not about the same time it took me to tame one.
00:07:37.500 You might be a natural, captain.
00:07:39.340 He, uh, the captain is a natural, actually.
00:07:41.260 You didn't feel too bad back there.
00:07:42.220 Where'd you get your train in, captain?
00:07:44.540 I hail from the Black Gate.
00:07:47.580 But he will take, uh, testosterone when his own natural levels drop. 0.99
00:07:51.580 But as we can see in this game, he, uh, he has no lack of fucking testosterone from his, uh... 0.99
00:07:57.580 Oh, that's fucking juicy. 0.99
00:08:03.180 Right, let's do some cardio with sprinting here. 0.99
00:08:08.620 Bonus objective. 0.99
00:08:09.580 Kill more orcs than Turing. 1.00
00:08:11.900 Oh, that was humans. 0.99
00:08:13.100 Sorry, mates.
00:08:20.540 I mean, it's swinging for the fences.
00:08:22.300 He got two.
00:08:32.140 I got one.
00:08:41.020 Oh, there we are.
00:08:43.420 Might even get the bonus of the active air.
00:08:45.180 That's sickening.
00:08:46.540 You've been hunting and learning for long, Dwarf. 0.96
00:08:54.060 For years and years.
00:08:55.820 Land used to be more lush.
00:08:57.820 Now a doom slowly sweeps over it.
00:09:01.660 Like much of Mordo.
00:09:03.340 But it's still quite lush, though.
00:09:04.620 The doom does add a space to the hunt.
00:09:06.460 I would say.
00:09:07.740 You take him up high.
00:09:16.060 Leave the ground docks to me.
00:09:17.420 The world was young.
00:09:24.940 The mountains green.
00:09:26.540 No steam.
00:09:27.260 All right.
00:09:29.980 Let me, uh, I've entered power gaming mode, true friends.
00:09:33.980 That is why... 1.00
00:09:40.460 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:09:43.340 That is why I'm untalkative. 1.00
00:09:47.340 Here we are. 1.00
00:09:49.260 Fucking bastard. 1.00
00:09:55.020 We might not have golem, but we have a juicy corpse, the scene as Mary Toons. 1.00
00:09:59.100 That is nice.
00:10:03.980 Not set my beard to light.
00:10:06.300 Hello.
00:10:07.980 Hello.
00:10:14.780 All right.
00:10:15.180 Get out of here.
00:10:17.340 Get out of here, boys. 1.00
00:10:20.860 You've got a dog, and I'm your monster. 1.00
00:10:23.660 Get out of here. 0.99
00:10:32.060 This is nice.
00:10:32.780 Fighting from, uh, not Horus back, but, uh, Karagor back.
00:10:39.020 Should be a feature in more, uh, Storstrom's games.
00:10:47.500 And speaking of Skyrim.
00:10:48.780 I actually haven't fought from Horus back in Skyrim, so that's one thing I have to do.
00:11:08.380 He's a bit cocky.
00:11:09.180 A bit cocky.
00:11:10.060 Training yourself to see the perfect moment, rather than being told it.
00:11:14.700 I once tracked a Grey Eagle back in her nest.
00:11:20.220 I decided to let them be, even before they tossed me to the rocks below. 0.97
00:11:31.420 More cuntin' party. 1.00
00:11:33.260 Let's hunt them bastards for a change. 1.00
00:11:38.140 Kill more Uruks. 1.00
00:11:39.500 Yeah, that, uh... 0.99
00:11:40.940 Look at the speed of this Karagor. 0.99
00:11:50.220 This is really nice.
00:11:51.180 I'm feeling, uh, quite powerful here indeed.
00:11:55.340 Perfect pre-workout gaming.
00:12:04.780 I'm leading against the Cuckoo Wolf.
00:12:07.980 Maybe I'll be a bit more humble when I win this contest.
00:12:13.980 Ability.
00:12:17.260 I'm gonna unlock something.
00:12:18.940 Let's level here, true friends.
00:12:22.540 Let us level.
00:12:30.860 Brace of Daggers, that's not really fun.
00:12:32.860 That sounds, uh, that sounds nice.
00:12:44.700 Cool.
00:12:47.420 Can't wait to try that out. 1.00
00:12:51.820 But first, we must slay these genius bastards. 1.00
00:12:57.500 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:03.900 No Mé. 1.00
00:13:22.380 Yes.
00:13:25.020 Ah.
00:13:25.580 Come on then.
00:13:34.580 Oh, there we are. Nice.
00:13:41.580 Torrin.
00:13:42.580 You make a nice meal, Torr.
00:13:44.580 Torrin needs help.
00:13:54.580 Okay, he got owned there. 1.00
00:14:00.580 Oh, fuck. No! 1.00
00:14:04.580 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:14:06.580 Okay, let's retry. 1.00
00:14:12.580 Go to him, Talion.
00:14:14.580 Perhaps we should track the hunter. 0.97
00:14:20.580 I see how you fight all, you beast!
00:14:23.580 Torrin needs help.
00:14:26.580 On shift, a leaping takedown.
00:14:32.580 Ah, sickening.
00:14:35.580 Notice.
00:14:39.580 Yeah.
00:14:40.580 I had him.
00:14:42.580 You did not.
00:14:43.580 What does riding categories have to do with killing Grouges?
00:14:46.580 If all these questions come in.
00:14:47.580 It is for the crack leg.
00:14:48.580 For the lones.
00:14:49.580 You are supposed to follow orders.
00:14:50.580 You are testing my patience, Torrin.
00:14:52.580 Pay attention.
00:14:54.580 Hunter respect the beast.
00:14:56.580 You need size and strength to fight the mighty Groug.
00:15:01.580 Remember.
00:15:03.580 Hunt.
00:15:04.580 Sir.
00:15:06.580 Who knows?
00:15:07.580 Who knows?
00:15:08.580 He will even call you sir.
00:15:13.580 The chief of me.
00:15:23.580 Big game.
00:15:24.580 Success.
00:15:27.580 How about that reference?
00:15:29.580 How about that?
00:15:31.580 That is highly sickening.
00:15:33.580 That will have to... 0.92
00:15:36.580 This dwarf is far from home.
00:15:38.580 Not all.
00:15:40.580 I will see if that will have to conclude.
00:15:44.580 Usually one little mission is...
00:15:47.580 Okay.
00:15:48.580 You know what.
00:15:49.580 Let's go there actually.
00:15:50.580 Those who wander are lost.
00:15:51.580 I have dominated this beast.
00:15:52.580 Yeah.
00:15:53.580 Let's see how far we get with them.
00:15:54.580 I have dominated this beast.
00:15:55.580 Yeah.
00:15:56.580 Let's see how far we get with them.
00:15:57.580 I have dominated this beast.
00:15:58.580 Yeah.
00:15:59.580 Let's see how far we get with them.
00:16:00.580 I have dominated this beast.
00:16:02.580 Yeah.
00:16:03.580 I have dominated this beast.
00:16:04.580 Yeah.
00:16:05.580 Let's see how far we get with them.
00:16:07.580 Okay.
00:16:08.580 The art requests.
00:16:09.580 Come on.
00:16:10.580 Go down then.
00:16:15.580 Uh.
00:16:16.580 Perhaps we need to...
00:16:20.580 There we are.
00:16:26.580 Oh, there we are.
00:16:29.580 Let's do one more thang, true friends.
00:16:36.580 I hope you're not put off by my wee scars.
00:16:40.580 I'm not. I think it's rather cool, actually.
00:16:43.580 Actually, I have a few of my own.
00:16:46.580 I'll bet. What type of battle scars did you get from the Black Gate, eh?
00:16:50.580 Splinters?
00:16:52.580 Or did you scar your voice telling your soldiers to head into battle?
00:16:58.580 Very lightly.
00:17:00.580 My scars run very deep.
00:17:04.580 Huh.
00:17:07.580 The mighty Grog.
00:17:09.580 He gave me these.
00:17:12.580 And he also...
00:17:15.580 took my hunting partner.
00:17:22.580 So, what now?
00:17:24.580 Well, another lesson for you, my captain.
00:17:28.580 Maybe you'll even come out of this one then, scar.
00:17:35.580 Alright, true friends.
00:17:37.580 So, what backward lesson do you have planned this time, eh?
00:17:40.580 Shooting Crabane to prepare us for the mighty Grog?
00:17:43.580 You wanna hunt Grog?
00:17:45.580 So you shall.
00:17:47.580 But not just any Grog.
00:17:49.580 This is a rare one.
00:17:51.580 It's still strong and glory.
00:17:52.580 Territorally.
00:17:53.580 Strong enough to claim land as its own.
00:17:55.580 And you and me...
00:17:57.580 We're trespassing.
00:17:58.580 Tell me, captain.
00:18:00.580 You ever slay a Grog before?
00:18:02.580 Today will be the first of many.
00:18:04.580 Now you're talking like a hunter.
00:18:06.580 Oh, look at that.
00:18:08.580 That is one juicy.
00:18:11.580 Oh, since that's the largest part of you.
00:18:13.580 I like those odds. 0.99
00:18:15.580 So I assume you have a plan to kill this Grog. 1.00
00:18:18.580 I do, captain. 0.98
00:18:19.580 And since you're so good at taking orders,
00:18:22.580 I'll tell you how, step by step.
00:18:24.580 Step one, when he's crunching on an Uruk, 1.00
00:18:27.580 sneak up behind the giant beast and bleed the bastard's ankle. 1.00
00:18:31.580 But why not his throat? 1.00
00:18:33.580 There is one place Grogs aren't covered in spiky scales.
00:18:37.580 They don't call a weakness a Grog's heel for nothing. 0.96
00:18:40.580 You want me to sidle up to this beast?
00:18:43.580 If you can manage it without being crushed, yes.
00:18:50.580 Alrighty then.
00:18:52.580 Let us...
00:18:53.580 There it goes.
00:18:54.580 Let's do it.
00:18:55.580 What a fine, fine specimen.
00:18:57.580 And it'll meet a fine end.
00:19:01.580 Hold left shift. 1.00
00:19:04.580 Sneak up behind an unaware...
00:19:06.580 He's unaware.
00:19:07.580 He's not been on the misc.
00:19:08.580 Drawing and press...
00:19:10.580 ...to bleed.
00:19:13.580 And drive to Karagors.
00:19:16.580 Alright.
00:19:17.580 Bear with me if I fail this at least once.
00:19:31.580 I've got to pierce it's ankle if I want to bleed it. 0.94
00:19:34.580 I've got to pierce it's ankle if I want to bleed it. 0.99
00:19:39.580 Trap! 0.98
00:19:43.580 Step two, captain.
00:19:44.580 The blood will attract Karagors. 1.00
00:19:49.580 Whoa, fuck. 1.00
00:19:50.580 Your speed will now match the ground. 1.00
00:19:52.580 If you have to chase you, I'll be waiting.
00:19:54.580 I'll be waiting.
00:19:55.580 That will be...
00:19:56.580 Quite a ride.
00:19:57.580 Mount a Karagor.
00:20:00.580 Come then Karagor, quickly.
00:20:02.580 Before I... 1.00
00:20:05.580 Before I get fucking thrown by this beast. 1.00
00:20:07.580 I need a Karagor for speed. 1.00
00:20:10.580 Oh, there.
00:20:11.580 I need a Karagor for speed.
00:20:13.580 Okay. 1.00
00:20:14.580 Okay, fuck. 1.00
00:20:23.580 Come then so I can mount you. 1.00
00:20:26.580 Quickly now.
00:20:28.580 No?
00:20:34.580 Alright.
00:20:35.580 Let me be a bit bold here. 1.00
00:20:41.580 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:20:43.580 No. 1.00
00:20:44.580 Don't kill me. 0.65
00:20:52.580 That didn't go according to plan at all. 0.77
00:21:00.580 Let's save him again.
00:21:01.580 Head on up here and mount a Karagor from here. 0.96
00:21:05.580 Got close now.
00:21:12.580 Here we are.
00:21:13.580 Help Quaint.
00:21:23.580 Yes, come on then.
00:21:24.580 Sounds easy enough.
00:21:27.580 But is it easy enough?
00:21:32.580 Whoop. 1.00
00:21:36.580 Shoot it in the head. 1.00
00:21:41.580 Look at that. 1.00
00:22:01.580 Look at that.
00:22:11.580 There's nothing to do with it.
00:22:14.580 What's step four?
00:22:15.580 There is no step four. 0.99
00:22:17.580 It should be dead.
00:22:19.580 You must have done it wrong. 1.00
00:22:20.580 I'm following your orders.
00:22:22.580 Well that's your problem.
00:22:24.580 Think for yourself.
00:22:28.580 Alright, I utilized a quick little edit there.
00:22:31.580 To just...
00:22:32.580 Get it busted down.
00:22:37.580 Mount a stunned Graagor. 0.97
00:22:41.580 Control.
00:22:44.580 Cool.
00:22:45.580 I have an idea.
00:22:46.580 What are you doing?
00:22:47.580 You can't break it.
00:22:49.580 No!
00:22:53.580 It's sickening.
00:22:58.580 No!
00:22:59.580 No!
00:23:00.580 No!
00:23:01.580 No!
00:23:02.580 No!
00:23:03.580 No!
00:23:04.580 No!
00:23:09.580 I had to retry.
00:23:11.580 I didn't see all of them.
00:23:12.580 Watch step four.
00:23:14.580 There is no more. 0.99
00:23:16.580 It should be dead. 0.97
00:23:17.580 You must have done it wrong. 1.00
00:23:19.580 I'm following your orders.
00:23:20.580 Well that's your problem.
00:23:22.580 Think about yourself.
00:23:24.580 Alright, we will retry.
00:23:25.580 I have an idea.
00:23:26.580 What are you doing?
00:23:27.580 You can't break it down!
00:23:28.580 No!
00:23:29.580 No!
00:23:30.580 No!
00:23:31.580 No!
00:23:32.580 No!
00:23:33.580 No!
00:23:34.580 No!
00:23:35.580 No!
00:23:36.580 No!
00:23:37.580 No!
00:23:38.580 No!
00:23:39.580 No!
00:23:40.580 No!
00:23:41.580 No!
00:23:42.580 No!
00:23:43.580 No!
00:23:44.580 No!
00:23:45.580 No!
00:23:46.580 No!
00:23:47.580 No!
00:23:48.580 No!
00:23:49.580 No!
00:23:50.580 No!
00:23:52.580 The elf of juiciness came to rescue us.
00:23:56.780 Grow can attack.
00:23:59.580 Okay cool.
00:24:09.580 Okay I might have done this wrong because I didn't know who I am.
00:24:15.580 I have to have done this wrong because I don't know why I am.
00:24:21.580 Okay, now! 0.99
00:24:26.580 Look at this fucking brutal hench guy. 1.00
00:24:35.580 They stand no chance. 1.00
00:24:43.580 Eat!
00:24:45.580 Look at that. He ate a guy.
00:24:57.580 That's been bugged. 1.00
00:25:09.580 Your life aims to sting at my blade. 0.99
00:25:12.580 Three! 1.00
00:25:14.580 Oh! 0.60
00:25:18.580 Alright, some intense gaming action right here.
00:25:21.580 Here.
00:25:23.580 I see.
00:25:25.580 It's a wee bit unusual to ride the ground. 1.00
00:25:30.580 Oh, but fuck, though. 0.99
00:25:31.580 Improvising, eh? 1.00
00:25:32.580 Alright, Captain.
00:25:33.580 That's it.
00:25:34.580 You should instinct.
00:25:38.580 Thompson.
00:25:39.580 Respect!
00:25:41.580 Training's over.
00:25:42.580 You've got guts.
00:25:43.580 Let's go spill some, eh?
00:25:48.580 Glorious.
00:25:52.580 Cool.
00:25:53.580 Cool.
00:25:54.580 Alright, that'll have to conclude this glorious episode.
00:25:56.580 And next time, we'll talk with the old frail lady again as his pet, I suppose. 1.00
00:26:02.580 And now it's about time for me to hit the gym.
00:26:06.580 And who am I?
00:26:08.580 I'm the captain of Gondor.
00:26:10.580 It's about time for one, one condor.
00:26:11.580 Extra Excel.
00:26:16.580 Boom! 0.99
00:26:20.480 Obrigado.
00:26:22.580 CarlLite.