The Golden One - The Museum Visit

00:00:00.000 Greetings you friends. Fucking juicy. I'm with my main crew. We're actually supposed to go to the

00:00:11.100 Game of Thrones exhibition, but the queue was longer than the wait for something. I don't know

00:00:22.040 what. Either way, so I thought we had a statue of Alexander, but it was not. It was in all

00:00:31.140 actuality a Poland Greek god. So we're having a look here at ancient physiques

00:00:41.860 comparing them to the modern ones. So here we have Hercules.

00:00:52.040 Doing battle with the Amazons, and the Amazons obviously were female warriors, daughters

00:01:08.020 of Ares. And if you followed my let's plays, if you're a true friend, then you will have

00:01:13.940 seen me getting beat up by Amazons as well, the riders of the steppes in all actuality.

00:01:21.240 So here we have greetings Natty Pete. We have this guy, he isn't that shredded, but

00:01:31.140 that's basically my level of fat percentage now as well. Perhaps 15, 13, something like

00:01:36.840 that. You know, slightly, slightly ants, but not quite.

00:01:41.840 Coffee. Pause.

00:01:44.740 Sick.

00:01:48.740 I admire how glorious this fair maiden is. Would you marry her and treat her kindly?

00:02:03.640 Comment below. I'm saving my facial hair now as well. Don't know if you can see it, it's quite

00:02:11.740 light. Not quite a beard, but I'm getting there.

00:02:17.640 The Egyptian civilization got its strength from the very fertile Nile River. The Nile River

00:02:26.640 would flood every year leaving the ground very, very fertile. So they could build their civilization

00:02:35.640 civilization with, you know, not everyone working the land. Not everyone was preoccupied

00:02:41.540 with gathering food. So they could have a class of priests, a pharaoh and an army. Also,

00:02:51.540 everyone wasn't preoccupied with gathering food because it was so fertile. And if you're wondering

00:02:59.540 why cats are so holy in Egyptian mythology, it is because when you have a lot of grain

00:03:06.440 stores, rats are a large problem. You know, you get rats and there are some glorious cats,

00:03:13.440 as it were. Then cats are really good to get rid of the vermin. And also snakes are prevalent

00:03:20.440 in Egyptian mythology just because they, you know, are the natural enemies of rats. And rats destroy

00:03:26.440 grains. So then you worship the animals that can take away the vermin and protect the grain.

00:03:33.340 So that is why cats have a prominent role in Egyptian mythology to keep the grain safe,

00:03:43.340 as it were. And now we'll get a little glimpse of the very own true friend kitten of cuddliness,

00:03:51.340 courtesy of my main man Koffebra. XOXO. BOOM!

00:04:02.240 Greetings, little kitten. You are so cute and cuddly. And you are also cute and cuddly, Koffebra.

The Golden One - March 28, 2015