The Golden One - June 25, 2015


Total War： Attila. Inheritors of Rome： Ostrogoths Chapter 5


Episode Stats

Length

35 minutes

Words per Minute

94.56422

Word Count

3,379

Sentence Count

2

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Rome and brave men of the savior. I picked up exactly where we left
00:00:14.000 off last time and what happened was that we retreated tactically from Ravenna so the Romans
00:00:22.360 came to the aid of the beleaguered city so we'll just have to wait a bit I suppose we have a food
00:00:30.440 shortage to deal with as well so we're gonna get straight into it we have gained an ancillary
00:00:37.640 ancillary rise so serious no oh well suit yourself bread is life bread is I love bread I'll make a
00:00:49.780 game's kitchen of talking about bread and more about that later on okay brilliant that is awesome
00:00:56.200 we're gonna take you up to Fiorentina I suppose and get you back to Rome and the grim awakening
00:01:10.580 gonna get you in close proximity to our proud leader there
00:01:19.460 we can place ourselves there and we still get the support from these guys
00:01:27.140 what would you have of me our little spy here will come down to deal with corruption etc
00:01:34.280 and can research something fun what do we have here enables sparring fields fun fun to spar
00:01:46.360 more sparring videos are coming also by the way so stay tuned for that that there though
00:01:54.180 recruitment cost minus 10% for melee infantry which is the bulk of our army so yes please
00:02:02.360 the food shortage oh god we could do that because we have money to spend there
00:02:14.520 salt deposit
00:02:20.300 all right 50 plus from reserves and now you ask what salt has to do with food but it's of course for
00:02:30.200 food preservation so you can preserve food longer if you have salt so that's why like the background
00:02:37.400 reason for it so we're gonna go with salt work and
00:02:44.200 also yeah we need more food and then when we get more food we can make this region a taxed region again
00:02:53.860 so we have three choices here and we're gonna think about the most strategically wise decision to make so what
00:03:04.180 we have to look at the fertility level
00:03:11.380 i yeah we did that last time as well but double check rich or good i can't really see if it's rich or good
00:03:20.660 but i suppose it's yeah both of them are nice like so then we're gonna go with 56 additional food plus
00:03:29.620 14 per local fertility level boom yes please yes thank you very much and we cannot fortify because we've moved too far
00:03:42.420 we're getting bankrupt there tax problems how about that no not at all
00:04:08.820 god it's
00:04:09.620 whatever we do it's it's bad but we're gonna try that uh probably we'll have a rebellion there
00:04:19.060 attrition all over the board but in in a few turns i suppose that will um
00:04:28.740 will turn around as we get our salt deposit up and our fields up so uh so yeah hopefully that will
00:04:36.020 uh sort itself out and uh hoping that the romans are gonna leave us be that would be wonderful you see
00:04:44.660 there they have the the vengeance of rome the uh large fleet coming up there to our to our left that
00:04:52.420 has been threatening threatening us and the whole last episode as well and i noted that my last episode got
00:05:00.820 quite many views and likes so i appreciate that it was a nice episode to um to play and record
00:05:09.620 and which is why it was so long also because i just enjoyed playing so much and then i
00:05:15.060 kept on doing it and obviously i am cutting now for uh just for summer and for photo shoots etc and gaming is
00:05:25.140 very very very good to occupy your mind with if you are um if you're hungry
00:05:33.940 and in all actuality so if you are hungry or craving things make sure to occupy your mind by gaming or
00:05:43.140 painting warhammer or whatever it might be
00:05:47.060 okay cool we have resolved the food shortage
00:05:56.580 still not very very much to spare though
00:06:04.500 look at ravenna are you sure there is nothing else there is nothing else right now we need to
00:06:12.900 unlock a certain attribute there first um would be brilliant to take some of these islands it it would
00:06:24.420 indeed faction ownership let's look at the tactical map this is a beautiful map indeed so what we could
00:06:34.420 do is yeah as i've said during the whole last episode we might go down to take syracuse one army could
00:06:42.660 take ajax or caralis depending on what this army does so uh i suppose the future will will tell
00:06:52.980 and i don't know how many units they might have there this is our highly glorious um army
00:07:03.300 gonna go full steam ahead with some severely good units and as i said unit rank four that is
00:07:15.460 brilliant absolutely brilliant
00:07:21.060 so what we could do with you little spy is send you down to actually
00:07:25.700 see what crack is down here and
00:07:34.420 i wonder where the spares of minerva will go perhaps they will help us like proper true friends
00:07:40.580 um noise let's look at the politics
00:07:45.220 does anyone want to be a companion you want to be an elder how about that how about you guys do you want to be a companion no
00:07:59.220 all right then we can adopt someone later on but we have quite we're quite powerful either way
00:08:10.420 um we don't want to get too powerful because that will stunt the growth and bring us
00:08:19.460 minus minus three in public order so um so if the power of our family diminishes that is uh that's fine it's cool
00:08:30.580 and turn
00:08:38.980 all right rebellion imminent yes a worthy bride
00:08:45.940 who am i vitericus to stand in the way of
00:08:51.460 shrewish
00:08:59.860 and what time do you call this to get in from campaigning bah more drinking don't you dare be sick
00:09:06.260 well she she seems like um i'm gonna give the blessing who am i to stand in
00:09:10.900 in front of um in front of love like that that would just be silly of me all right cool
00:09:22.180 you have leveled ah wonderful
00:09:28.340 wealth yes thank you very much seal and okay that's not particularly good for for being a um
00:09:38.420 governor but we need those to get further down here uh commander's unit
00:09:48.020 i don't really need that
00:09:51.460 uh tax rate brilliant yes thank you very much for that uh we'll have a rebellion here
00:10:02.660 which
00:10:02.980 we can deal with later i suppose there is nothing else you can do my trusted true friend
00:10:19.540 okay so that might be a bit much to uh to dig into now and this this is a champion this guy god i love it
00:10:30.260 cunning let's see here minus an upkeep
00:10:34.100 and then done there we are i'm gonna keep this guy alive at all costs no question about that at all
00:10:44.260 and i need to wait even more i'm gonna level this guy a bit sabotaging i'm only doing this
00:10:55.140 for the for the level opportunity what would you have of me because i wish that we get
00:11:01.300 to deceive infiltrate no
00:11:08.180 i want to investigate corruption oh there we are that one is the one i want
00:11:18.180 what more can we do fiorentina enclosed germanic crossbowmen and gothic archers boom yes please
00:11:33.940 and then we might actually recruit some units here and we're gonna go with comet attend this
00:11:43.060 no question about that at all obviously want roman units to um as high of a degree as possible
00:12:01.140 and i utilize a quick little edit so that you could just see what the western romans did because the
00:12:08.180 the time for the turn takes takes takes a while so i thought to um yeah speed up the gameplay a bit as it were
00:12:16.900 so you see the roman garrison at syracuse has left the house as it were so um yeah we'll see what can be done there
00:12:27.140 okay nice the um
00:12:38.500 the italians helped us there and god these guys are just standing there can you please this land or something
00:12:50.900 i want to deal with the upkeep of all of my uh all of my units there
00:13:09.700 can we break that yes we can
00:13:12.900 boom boom there we are take on warriors
00:13:27.140 how can i assist you how can you assist me can't you do anything fun here no
00:13:35.540 oh well
00:13:35.940 oh well don't do that then can we build anything convert you perhaps public order that grants the
00:13:50.180 same thing and kind of want um a big force instead
00:13:59.540 all right cool perhaps you can take genoa how about that true friends how about that indeed so we're
00:14:11.620 gonna do like that gonna transfer some of the units
00:14:21.060 and you will go
00:14:26.340 ready for orders
00:14:29.540 uh
00:14:33.220 all right you can go with a gothic pikemen there as well in all actuality
00:14:40.100 boom
00:14:42.260 and i still don't want this army to be completely
00:14:49.780 vulnerable
00:14:51.300 gonna do like that
00:14:53.940 and see how far we can get with you
00:14:56.180 i don't care
00:14:57.300 back into rome
00:14:59.460 boom there we are
00:15:03.060 i'll level him it's a bit more
00:15:06.100 gather intelligence
00:15:10.180 critical failure
00:15:11.780 fuck
00:15:12.740 okay
00:15:14.260 oh well
00:15:14.660 we recruit a few units here as well
00:15:22.340 we recruit a few units here as well
00:15:25.060 take two turns that is not cool at all
00:15:29.780 germanic hurlers
00:15:32.660 wonderful absolutely wonderful
00:15:34.740 and no that's obviously in the in the same region
00:15:45.300 how silly of me can we build a priest or something no
00:15:48.580 no not at all
00:15:53.540 however
00:15:54.020 in closed field thank you very much and one turn until our salt things get done
00:16:03.380 so enter and i will edit it away
00:16:07.540 all righty then there we are
00:16:10.740 and as i said our salt work is complete and a lot of units has been created
00:16:17.140 and the romans are nowhere to be seen
00:16:23.540 how quaint
00:16:27.940 which is why i the golden one
00:16:34.180 will attempt a charge
00:16:38.980 and we have a good few mercenaries to choose from there so that's that's brilliant
00:16:46.420 i'm gonna look at the diplomacy we haven't really done that in a while
00:16:51.620 military alliance with you i wonder if you would like to be our
00:16:55.380 your words will find an attentive audience
00:16:58.660 no sometimes they come with a counter offer
00:17:01.860 look at that we can trade with these guys
00:17:04.580 import wine
00:17:08.180 how about
00:17:11.860 bottle of wine
00:17:12.900 wine
00:17:13.860 hello why don't you want you got salt from us that's brilliant
00:17:18.900 how can you not want
00:17:26.020 he doesn't like us apparently
00:17:28.260 but it's improving so if we wait a few turns and then go back to that to it
00:17:33.540 hello hans
00:17:35.220 speak
00:17:35.540 do not waste time
00:17:37.940 what hi
00:17:41.940 all righty then
00:17:46.020 i'm actually going to demand money of you you bloody heathens
00:17:52.900 hello okay
00:17:54.740 they don't like me being cheeky
00:17:57.860 oh
00:17:59.940 masterfully masterfully done marcus
00:18:02.980 all right cool
00:18:04.580 and it's improving
00:18:06.740 nice
00:18:10.020 macedonia
00:18:10.900 you are proud sons of macedon
00:18:17.300 no i i don't suppose they want to do any business at all with us
00:18:21.860 this is what i like with the gameplay with total war i prefer the
00:18:31.780 the macro game as it were not so much the
00:18:36.580 the micro game
00:18:39.460 perhaps it would be prudent to raise an army
00:18:43.940 overseer no you want to be a governor of course
00:18:46.740 task was integrity
00:18:51.540 i could go for a fleet but i don't really need a fleet
00:18:58.740 how can you help you can help by
00:19:01.780 making sure that these guys are not so rebellious
00:19:04.740 warriors
00:19:09.700 god i miss our spy i hope he's all right
00:19:13.140 all right cool hello genoa
00:19:16.740 how are we today
00:19:17.540 let them scour before us
00:19:30.980 and we're gonna occupy you
00:19:32.820 you can see there the conquest penalty
00:19:36.340 only next time occupy
00:19:39.700 wonderful
00:19:40.260 for the tribe
00:19:42.020 wonderful indeed
00:19:44.020 and we're obviously gonna go with
00:19:52.420 right so that's
00:19:53.780 that's really good as well
00:19:55.460 boom
00:19:56.580 and the next level is
00:20:00.020 missile damage
00:20:01.300 nine percent of melee damage
00:20:02.660 nine percent
00:20:04.020 however i do
00:20:05.460 want some cash as well
00:20:07.060 so we're gonna
00:20:08.100 go with that
00:20:11.060 endromides
00:20:12.100 foamyreion gangs
00:20:17.060 commander's aura
00:20:19.060 temple of someone laying siege
00:20:20.980 yes please that could be
00:20:23.060 useful
00:20:24.180 you can try to look at getting segustio
00:20:30.500 and and take it from there basically
00:20:33.780 father be praised
00:20:37.780 and
00:20:40.260 hmm
00:20:43.300 yeah we need our spy
00:20:44.420 i don't i don't dare go anywhere
00:20:46.260 with uh
00:20:46.740 with this guy
00:20:49.940 perhaps we could go out
00:20:51.220 to see
00:20:52.180 defeat this
00:20:54.100 this army
00:20:56.020 what we could do
00:20:57.300 is actually
00:20:58.580 raise
00:20:59.060 uh
00:21:00.980 fleet here
00:21:01.620 but let's
00:21:04.820 let's recruit some
00:21:06.500 high quality units
00:21:07.620 instead
00:21:15.460 i'm gonna go with
00:21:21.300 okay they don't get the same bonus there
00:21:23.780 but i need some of the
00:21:25.220 we need
00:21:27.220 some missile units
00:21:28.340 at least
00:21:30.500 and
00:21:31.060 you can obviously
00:21:33.300 recruit the units
00:21:34.260 okay so we're a heavy militarized society
00:21:37.140 i will take
00:21:38.260 another turn
00:21:39.220 right
00:21:42.340 what
00:21:43.220 ah liguria okay
00:21:44.740 we don't have enough
00:21:50.180 cash
00:21:50.740 but
00:21:51.220 uh
00:21:51.540 we might do like
00:21:52.660 this then
00:21:53.300 and
00:21:55.700 now let's see
00:21:56.340 you're an overseer
00:22:00.340 which meant
00:22:01.780 industrial buildings
00:22:03.060 and you were a lord
00:22:07.380 go down
00:22:08.420 industrial building
00:22:09.460 right
00:22:10.580 there
00:22:12.420 and see what the crack is
00:22:14.100 if we
00:22:15.060 do like this
00:22:15.620 arian christianity
00:22:32.100 i don't really know what might be
00:22:37.780 suitable
00:22:39.380 thing here actually
00:22:40.180 yeah we can
00:22:44.740 can go with that one
00:22:52.420 all right
00:22:53.380 i edited
00:22:54.420 that away
00:22:55.300 also
00:22:57.460 illegitimate birth
00:22:59.700 that's uh
00:23:00.500 that's cool
00:23:01.060 that's fine
00:23:04.100 radar settlement
00:23:05.060 or trade route
00:23:06.820 okay
00:23:08.100 that's cool
00:23:08.660 that's fine
00:23:10.180 rank gained
00:23:12.900 noise
00:23:16.580 and let's look at you
00:23:20.500 wealth
00:23:21.220 wonderful
00:23:21.940 thank you
00:23:23.380 our food is
00:23:24.980 under control
00:23:25.700 otherwise i would
00:23:26.660 have taken that one
00:23:29.540 construction cost
00:23:31.940 minus
00:23:33.620 yes
00:23:34.500 and i want to have a minus
00:23:36.580 5% in corruption
00:23:38.020 also
00:23:38.500 which is what
00:23:40.180 we're aiming for
00:23:40.980 right there
00:23:44.660 oh hello there
00:23:45.780 let's uh
00:23:46.420 let's see what the crack is
00:23:47.540 here
00:23:47.700 god be praised
00:23:49.700 excitement
00:23:50.500 at last
00:23:52.580 excitement at last
00:23:54.020 hinder army
00:23:54.740 gather intelligence
00:23:57.540 success
00:23:59.860 aha
00:24:00.740 we gained
00:24:01.460 we gained a good
00:24:02.740 bit of intel
00:24:04.180 here
00:24:05.860 how quaint
00:24:10.180 how
00:24:11.700 quaint indeed
00:24:12.900 and by the way
00:24:14.980 the roman army here
00:24:16.420 retreated
00:24:19.460 it did actually
00:24:20.260 all right
00:24:26.580 let's
00:24:27.380 do like this
00:24:28.900 boom
00:24:31.220 god i
00:24:32.740 i thought we had a bad layer on our hands but
00:24:35.380 no we didn't
00:24:38.260 i don't really mind though
00:24:41.540 occupy you
00:24:43.780 boom
00:24:44.260 god
00:24:52.420 they are
00:25:00.500 this settlement has been
00:25:02.580 viciously hurt and now we're gonna get a
00:25:04.980 even more of a rebellion as it were
00:25:08.500 but
00:25:08.740 thirsty for battle
00:25:10.660 we have the necessary soldiers to put that down
00:25:16.100 growth
00:25:17.300 yes
00:25:18.500 thank you
00:25:19.140 nice
00:25:32.180 i'm the knife in the dark
00:25:35.540 let's get you
00:25:37.540 over here
00:25:41.060 look at cartago
00:25:42.340 all right
00:25:48.260 so
00:25:52.020 could go there
00:25:53.220 actually
00:25:55.540 and i think we would strike out soon here as well
00:25:59.140 i'm a bit worried about
00:26:03.140 this army though
00:26:05.540 our
00:26:09.300 chief is here
00:26:13.220 these guys on the other hand
00:26:15.140 segustio
00:26:18.180 do you want to be in ostroglothic hands instead
00:26:21.620 yes you do
00:26:24.900 you do indeed
00:26:29.780 why you as well
00:26:34.180 and
00:26:36.580 repair you obviously
00:26:38.580 have too little money to build anything new
00:26:42.580 but the next time
00:26:44.740 hello franks
00:26:46.100 this is this is my place now you can get the fuck out
00:26:52.420 if you would be so kind as to do that
00:26:56.820 boom
00:26:57.940 authority
00:27:01.060 okay so now we have level two and that's that's a bad level so we need to up the authority to have
00:27:06.580 a neutral public order
00:27:10.580 all righty then
00:27:11.620 i i suppose this will be another very long episode so i'm just gonna take like one turn extra
00:27:19.060 like another turn i mean
00:27:21.620 because we made some some land gains
00:27:25.700 two settlements here and then obviously
00:27:27.380 good old sicily
00:27:30.740 and now i'm gonna bring death and destruction to the mafia as i
00:27:35.780 as i promised i would do in the last episode
00:27:38.420 how can i help
00:27:41.940 all right cool let's hope for the best now
00:27:44.020 and um i'm feeling quite comfortable in our position now actually
00:27:51.060 and i don't think the the western roman has that much punch
00:27:59.060 that much power behind their punch to actually take something back from us
00:28:03.380 and then obviously
00:28:05.140 the the islands
00:28:07.940 might fall
00:28:09.540 very easily
00:28:10.900 from a big army
00:28:13.380 and the rest of northern italy ravenna might be
00:28:17.300 the last bastion they have but um
00:28:21.300 if we come with um a good a good force
00:28:27.940 that might change
00:28:30.500 we're your noble people let us
00:28:32.420 and what is
00:28:33.620 oh my favorite germanic tribe is the quadians
00:28:36.100 fucking love training legs
00:28:39.700 you don't want to be a tribunary state but
00:28:41.700 um
00:28:45.380 military alliance how about that
00:28:47.540 noise
00:28:50.580 i want you to give us money
00:28:53.140 how about that
00:28:56.660 boom oh there we are brilliant
00:28:59.940 thank you quadians
00:29:01.780 we can celebrate this treaty by having a wonderful squat session together
00:29:07.700 and obviously i'm gonna squat today
00:29:10.820 feels feels awesome
00:29:13.620 if you have been reading my sunday summary
00:29:17.700 i might mention that i was
00:29:21.220 that my knee was a bit problematic before but
00:29:26.900 i got knee warmers so it's it's all fine now
00:29:33.700 rebellion
00:29:35.060 yes
00:29:36.820 noble birth ah wonderful wonderful
00:29:39.780 disease outbreak
00:29:40.980 fuck that's not good
00:29:43.140 term of office term of office
00:29:49.780 ah okay
00:29:53.220 i lose control but
00:29:56.740 again who am i to stand in the way of love
00:29:59.140 all right cool this is beginning to look bright for us
00:30:06.820 got that one sorted for us
00:30:09.860 and
00:30:11.700 look at that gothic warband
00:30:15.700 replace germanic warband
00:30:18.580 legio
00:30:19.540 oh
00:30:20.260 fwa
00:30:20.980 yes
00:30:22.340 okay we need that first and then we can get that
00:30:26.180 how about that legio instead of cohorts
00:30:33.300 might be prudent to get one of these though
00:30:38.500 but no i i want i want that now
00:30:40.740 hello rebel army
00:30:43.860 how are we today
00:30:47.700 do you want to
00:30:51.620 fight me
00:30:52.340 how can i help
00:30:58.660 you can help by
00:31:00.020 poisoning these guys
00:31:02.260 or misdirecting them
00:31:05.380 success can we get a level
00:31:06.900 ah brilliant thank you
00:31:08.500 i am the knife in the dark
00:31:10.420 i'm the knife in the dark
00:31:11.620 i i don't tire of hearing that
00:31:13.540 love it
00:31:14.100 boom boom
00:31:15.460 and next turn you will get back
00:31:17.380 and investigate corruption
00:31:20.740 how about that
00:31:27.860 could go up and take verona
00:31:30.660 but i'm not gonna do that
00:31:41.060 hello middle alum
00:31:43.940 we take this settlement
00:31:45.300 for the tribe
00:31:50.100 there we are
00:31:51.380 all right we're gonna get a
00:31:53.140 little rebellion here
00:31:55.380 and uh
00:31:56.740 how do we contract that
00:32:00.180 we can do like this
00:32:02.100 champion rider
00:32:05.860 so sounds like a fun thing
00:32:08.580 okay there we have septimania
00:32:15.940 there's no finer ending
00:32:17.460 the deathy battle
00:32:19.700 we can build something fun here
00:32:23.300 arian
00:32:24.100 papistry
00:32:24.900 for
00:32:25.780 mirin
00:32:27.060 well
00:32:28.580 that is
00:32:31.140 also good
00:32:33.140 provides
00:32:34.100 garrison
00:32:34.980 yes
00:32:35.540 that
00:32:35.940 that
00:32:36.100 seems lovely
00:32:41.300 and
00:32:42.180 more food
00:32:44.020 yes
00:32:44.420 because the climate will get worse
00:32:46.580 if i'm not mistaken
00:32:50.500 power monger
00:32:52.260 okay
00:32:52.660 it can be
00:32:55.780 our first fleet
00:32:56.580 then
00:33:04.340 germanic bowmen
00:33:09.940 all right cool
00:33:10.580 let's make a little
00:33:11.220 fleet there
00:33:12.180 and
00:33:14.500 for the lord our savior
00:33:15.620 and i suppose next episode
00:33:17.860 i will pick up
00:33:19.780 where we left off
00:33:20.740 and
00:33:23.940 to the gates of heaven
00:33:25.060 i i am outnumbering them
00:33:29.620 quite much there
00:33:30.580 to their hovel
00:33:31.380 so you see the balance
00:33:32.180 well
00:33:32.820 comment below
00:33:33.700 let me know if you prefer me to take some more battles
00:33:38.100 or if it's more just you know chill them and entertaining to see the overall gameplay
00:33:43.700 and so that i i know that and i can improve the quality of videos
00:33:50.180 and obviously these guys will take care of next time so my plans is my plans are
00:33:56.740 oh look at that
00:34:09.300 well i like that map
00:34:13.060 dun dun dun dun dun
00:34:16.180 where is
00:34:21.060 oh there we are
00:34:22.660 there we are
00:34:23.460 we have syracuse
00:34:28.580 quite firm within our grasp
00:34:31.060 and i'm gonna chill there for a little while we have our fleet here
00:34:36.500 which will serve as an escort for perhaps this
00:34:42.820 army i suppose because our general here
00:34:46.980 vitericus aka our beloved king
00:34:50.900 must remain to defend italia
00:34:54.180 mediolanum will obviously fall
00:34:57.140 and then if we can get verona aquilia and then we have secured italy
00:35:03.220 and then obviously we'll strike out to get
00:35:06.820 these territories that are a requirement to win this campaign
00:35:11.940 if we're going for the for the overall victory i don't know yet
00:35:16.660 and i just just like to play and carve out the empire
00:35:22.660 so yeah thank you very very much for watching come with any comments if you have any if not
00:35:30.980 thank you either way for watching
00:35:34.580 and who am i
00:35:36.900 i'm the devout champion
00:35:39.060 of god himself
00:35:40.660 xoxo boom