The Golden One - Total War： Western Roman Empire Chapter 6 (With Facecam)

00:00:00.000 Greetings, you proud sons of Rome!

00:00:05.000 And welcome back to good old Attila.

00:00:08.000 I realized that it's been a while since I actually made a let's play in this glorious campaign.

00:00:15.000 I made some other videos instead, but I thought this November high time for some glorious gaming.

00:00:23.000 And as you might see in my coffers, I have taken a good few turns.

00:00:30.000 I'm gonna run over the Imperium as it were, and I just start up this new turn.

00:00:38.000 And we have an item for this household, for this Decimus Furius Veteris.

00:00:45.000 A really cool alpha name I would say.

00:00:48.000 So, what can we have here?

00:00:51.000 Upkeep, sounds good.

00:00:54.000 And also seal.

00:00:57.000 What can that do?

00:00:59.000 Yeah, it can be a fighting unit this.

00:01:02.000 In all actuality, I have another rank here.

00:01:06.000 Ah, good old priest.

00:01:09.000 I don't really use any of these, so it doesn't really matter.

00:01:13.000 So yeah, basically, you can see the coffers here.

00:01:17.000 Huge amount of money.

00:01:20.000 And, you know, everything is quite under control.

00:01:25.000 A few rebellions I've had in Hispania, but nothing really out of the ordinary here.

00:01:32.000 Then we have, you know, a really stable Imperium.

00:01:39.000 One thing we have, though, is problems with the Egyptians. 1.00

00:01:45.000 The gods of war.

00:01:47.000 Cool name, if nothing else.

00:01:50.000 So we're gonna look at the possibility of taking Ptolemais.

00:01:58.000 Ptolemais.

00:01:59.000 Not sure how you pronounce that one.

00:02:02.000 And we're gonna look at doing this soon enough, I suppose.

00:02:11.000 Can't really reach them there.

00:02:13.000 So we're gonna do like this.

00:02:14.000 Light ramming.

00:02:19.000 Wonderful.

00:02:20.000 They will accept deeper ramming from me.

00:02:24.000 Exactly what they will do.

00:02:26.000 And we might even get in a ship fight.

00:02:29.000 Would be cool.

00:02:30.000 Taking this little settlement as well.

00:02:33.000 Other than that, we have a food shortage.

00:02:37.000 And...

00:02:38.000 Can't really do much about that at the moment.

00:02:43.000 And...

00:02:44.000 Oh, look there.

00:02:45.000 We have a population surplus.

00:02:47.000 How quaint.

00:02:48.000 Didn't realize that.

00:02:49.000 And then, obviously, we will go for...

00:02:54.000 Okay. 1.00

00:02:56.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:58.000 Oh, well. 1.00

00:02:59.000 We'll go for the workshops.

00:03:01.000 And I thought we could make food production buildings.

00:03:04.000 And here, obviously, we can only upgrade that.

00:03:07.000 But that will increase the food consumption.

00:03:09.000 So, no thanks.

00:03:11.000 I've also went out here to reclaim some lands.

00:03:16.000 And you see the Huns are coming at us there.

00:03:18.000 So, Sisqia, you are in dire straits, I suppose.

00:03:23.000 And in all actuality, I have a little army right here that created that one.

00:03:34.000 And...

00:03:35.000 See, we have so much money, so we can basically do what we want.

00:03:39.000 And...

00:03:41.000 There.

00:03:42.000 And also...

00:03:44.000 Up here, I thought, could be a cool thing for this episode to make.

00:03:55.000 In all actuality, to invade Britain.

00:03:57.000 Now, you see, we have subjugated these guys.

00:04:00.000 No real difference there.

00:04:04.000 And everything is common in order.

00:04:06.000 So, what I'm looking at doing...

00:04:08.000 Is sending this army up here.

00:04:11.000 Boom.

00:04:12.000 Straight away.

00:04:17.000 Can recruit some mercers. 0.97

00:04:20.000 Gonna merge you. 0.89

00:04:21.000 There we are.

00:04:22.000 There we are.

00:04:25.000 Now.

00:04:27.000 Alright.

00:04:28.000 So, we have an army here.

00:04:31.000 Can send them up here.

00:04:34.000 And hopefully, they will not attack us.

00:04:36.000 So, we can go on to Corinium.

00:04:38.000 And perhaps, start the invasion there instead. 0.98

00:04:41.000 And...

00:04:42.000 We don't really want to build anything.

00:04:44.000 We can...

00:04:45.000 Put into Force March.

00:04:46.000 Right there.

00:04:47.000 And see if we have any other cool...

00:04:48.000 Well, this...

00:04:49.000 This little army won't really do anything.

00:04:50.000 This army right here, though.

00:04:51.000 I'm gonna upgrade you all.

00:04:52.000 Boom.

00:04:53.000 And some better gear.

00:04:54.000 So, Rome needs more...

00:04:55.000 More land to set the food proxies.

00:04:57.000 And look here.

00:04:58.000 Upgrade you kettle pens.

00:04:59.000 Gonna create some more elite palatina. 0.79

00:05:00.000 To send up the britain.

00:05:01.000 And see if we have any other cool...

00:05:02.000 And see if we have any other cool...

00:05:04.000 Well, this...

00:05:05.000 This little army won't really do anything.

00:05:06.000 This army right here, though.

00:05:07.000 I'm gonna upgrade you all.

00:05:08.000 Boom.

00:05:09.000 And some better gear.

00:05:10.000 So, Rome needs more...

00:05:12.000 More land to set the food proxies.

00:05:15.000 And look here.

00:05:16.000 Upgrade you.

00:05:17.000 Kettle pens.

00:05:18.000 Gonna create some more elite palatina. 0.79

00:05:22.000 To send up the britain as well.

00:05:24.000 So...

00:05:25.000 This episode.

00:05:26.000 The invasion of britain as it were.

00:05:28.000 Good times.

00:05:29.000 Good times.

00:05:30.000 And other than that.

00:05:32.000 Can't really do much.

00:05:33.000 It's gonna run...

00:05:37.000 Run over quickly.

00:05:38.000 And see if we can do anything...

00:05:40.000 Anything more fun.

00:05:42.000 And I don't wanna upgrade any military buildings.

00:05:45.000 Because that increases the food consumption as well.

00:05:52.000 Oh.

00:05:53.000 Before I take the turn.

00:05:54.000 Just gonna repair...

00:05:55.000 All of these little things.

00:05:59.000 So yeah.

00:06:00.000 I'm gonna take the turn now.

00:06:01.000 And...

00:06:02.000 I will be right.

00:06:03.000 All right.

00:06:04.000 We're getting attacked here.

00:06:05.000 Two friends.

00:06:06.000 Not interested in...

00:06:07.000 Taking that battle.

00:06:08.000 One...

00:06:09.000 Bit in all actuality.

00:06:10.000 Okay.

00:06:11.000 Cool.

00:06:12.000 They left us B.

00:06:13.000 Hopefully.

00:06:14.000 See if they land there.

00:06:15.000 No.

00:06:16.000 All right.

00:06:17.000 Cool.

00:06:18.000 Cool.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:20.000 Might as well.

00:06:21.000 Talk through the turn.

00:06:22.000 As well.

00:06:23.000 And...

00:06:24.000 I just want to talk to you.

00:06:25.000 So yeah.

00:06:26.000 This...

00:06:27.000 This...

00:06:28.000 I suppose this campaign...

00:06:29.000 Redeems my rather...

00:06:30.000 Oh look at that.

00:06:31.000 Is this a fun battle to take.

00:06:32.000 To take?

00:06:33.000 No.

00:06:34.000 I don't know.

00:06:35.000 Not to...

00:06:36.000 I don't know.

00:06:37.000 Let me see if they land there.

00:06:38.000 See if they land there.

00:06:39.000 No?

00:06:40.000 All right.

00:06:41.000 Cool.

00:06:42.000 Yeah.

00:06:43.000 Might as well.

00:06:44.000 Talk through the turn.

00:06:45.000 As well.

00:06:46.000 And...

00:06:47.000 I just want to talk to you.

00:06:48.000 So yeah.

00:06:49.000 This...

00:06:50.000 I suppose this campaign...

00:06:51.000 Redeems my rather...

00:06:52.000 Oh look at that.

00:06:54.000 Oh, look at that.

00:06:58.220 Is this a fun battle to take?

00:07:11.940 Well, I suppose it can be.

00:07:13.280 It can be cool if I win at least.

00:07:14.840 And we got a cool fight against some barbarians.

00:07:19.180 So yeah, no matter, I might get beat up here.

00:07:23.020 You see they outnumber us quite significantly.

00:07:25.900 The first army I could take, probably, 0.76

00:07:27.760 but they have the Bloodsword coming after them.

00:07:31.620 So yeah, either way, I think this campaign

00:07:38.220 has redeemed me from the previous campaign I did last spring, 0.99

00:07:42.980 like this spring, when I got my ass handed to me, 0.98

00:07:47.980 as handed to me, as it were, by, 0.99

00:07:51.640 on the same difficulty level.

00:07:53.640 But since then I learned the tricks, as it were.

00:07:58.600 All right, cool.

00:08:00.020 Let us look at the possibility in this fight.

00:08:04.320 Now, we can't really do much, considering we,

00:08:11.140 we don't really have any,

00:08:15.720 any special units to play around with.

00:08:18.480 What I would like to do,

00:08:19.980 enemy reinforcements approaching.

00:08:24.620 Though,

00:08:25.440 is to take out the general,

00:08:28.320 as soon as possible.

00:08:29.320 As soon as possible.

00:08:34.320 Other than that,

00:08:37.680 I'll back you away a bit.

00:08:40.480 I suppose that we'll just place everyone in the studio mode,

00:08:45.900 and await them to, to come to us.

00:08:49.200 And then these will serve as,

00:08:51.200 um,

00:08:52.200 flank units.

00:08:55.440 We're just gonna hold the line right here.

00:08:58.160 All right, placing everyone in the studio.

00:09:11.280 Proud sons of Rome.

00:09:13.920 Now.

00:09:18.240 And where can we support the line?

00:09:25.920 There, perhaps. 1.00

00:09:30.400 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:09:31.680 It's getting pounded there. 1.00

00:09:34.320 Ah, Luke.

00:09:35.120 Dogs.

00:09:36.400 Hello, dogs.

00:09:40.760 Um,

00:09:41.560 not gonna lie,

00:09:42.380 they,

00:09:42.620 they looked rather scary.

00:09:43.960 And I should not have placed my general so far,

00:09:46.640 uh,

00:09:46.920 so far ahead.

00:09:51.560 Uh,

00:09:52.520 should have,

00:09:53.640 waited further back.

00:09:56.580 And,

00:09:57.400 they're gonna spend their ammunition on my,

00:09:59.420 on my,

00:10:01.620 on my testudo there.

00:10:03.640 Really don't wanna charge them,

00:10:05.120 because they,

00:10:05.560 then they drop their,

00:10:06.580 uh,

00:10:07.720 their missile defense,

00:10:08.960 which they gain from,

00:10:09.980 um,

00:10:11.300 from the testudo,

00:10:14.500 as it were.

00:10:15.040 Now, 1.00

00:10:22.900 I want to kill you. 1.00

00:10:32.180 Yes, 1.00

00:10:32.860 get at them,

00:10:33.300 boys.

00:10:37.680 Hunt this 1.00

00:10:38.540 bastard down. 1.00

00:10:39.480 See if we can get a cool, 0.99

00:10:49.240 uh,

00:10:49.540 cool, uh,

00:10:51.560 sequence out of this.

00:10:55.340 Ah,

00:10:55.920 glorious.

00:10:57.080 Yes,

00:10:57.500 get them, 0.94

00:10:57.940 get them barbarians. 0.97

00:11:00.760 Look at that.

00:11:02.120 Lovely.

00:11:03.480 Uh,

00:11:04.000 certain feel,

00:11:05.020 when you get,

00:11:05.740 um,

00:11:06.860 the enemy have rallied their units. 1.00

00:11:12.300 Kill, 1.00

00:11:12.880 kill, 1.00

00:11:13.480 kill. 1.00

00:11:13.800 Now, 0.99

00:11:15.980 I'm just gonna,

00:11:16.400 run forward,

00:11:18.280 with everything.

00:11:23.940 No,

00:11:24.460 wait,

00:11:24.700 we're actually gonna,

00:11:25.500 take you in the back instead.

00:11:26.960 Oh, 1.00

00:11:29.320 fuck, 1.00

00:11:29.940 look at that, 1.00

00:11:30.520 big army right there.

00:11:40.460 Yes,

00:11:41.160 get at them,

00:11:41.720 boys.

00:11:43.640 Hopefully,

00:11:44.160 you can break their main army,

00:11:45.840 before,

00:11:46.360 um,

00:11:48.060 before they come in with their,

00:11:49.300 second assault,

00:11:50.220 as it were.

00:11:50.600 And hopefully,

00:11:53.600 heavy melee infantry.

00:11:55.000 Okay,

00:11:55.320 no,

00:11:55.580 not a hope that we can,

00:11:56.480 take those cons.

00:12:08.860 Oh,

00:12:09.700 these guys.

00:12:11.760 Oh,

00:12:12.160 misfortunate.

00:12:14.140 Unfortunate,

00:12:14.720 I mean,

00:12:15.100 obviously. 0.69

00:12:17.100 Troll skirmishers,

00:12:18.440 are,

00:12:18.780 uh,

00:12:19.040 harassing us in the back there.

00:12:20.600 Unpleasant,

00:12:22.300 indeed.

00:12:23.940 Let's zoom in on the action,

00:12:25.520 a bit,

00:12:25.860 true friends.

00:12:26.620 Could be a fun thing to do.

00:12:39.240 I can't really see much,

00:12:40.780 um,

00:12:41.240 of the carnage and mayhem,

00:12:42.480 to be,

00:12:42.900 to be honest there,

00:12:43.680 but,

00:12:43.980 uh,

00:12:45.080 it's cool either way.

00:12:46.880 Uh,

00:12:47.960 and if we're getting,

00:12:48.860 if we take this combat,

00:12:50.020 win this combat,

00:12:51.280 I will be a happy pale orc, 0.72

00:12:53.200 indeed.

00:13:01.640 And then I will,

00:13:02.760 hire a lot,

00:13:04.480 a lot of mercenaries.

00:13:09.140 Come on,

00:13:09.720 and get around them,

00:13:10.300 boys.

00:13:12.640 For honor and glory.

00:13:13.960 there,

00:13:14.760 in the back,

00:13:15.660 in the back.

00:13:21.800 Turn around,

00:13:22.880 brave sons of Rome.

00:13:30.640 Okay,

00:13:31.240 we're actually gonna,

00:13:32.260 commit the general,

00:13:33.860 uh,

00:13:34.420 committed there,

00:13:37.860 in the middle,

00:13:38.280 so,

00:13:38.780 so that everyone still has the,

00:13:40.260 um,

00:13:41.680 can see him,

00:13:42.740 and draw strength,

00:13:43.800 from his,

00:13:44.360 uh,

00:13:45.540 gloriousness.

00:13:48.140 Come on,

00:13:48.740 and,

00:13:49.300 at them boys.

00:13:50.020 for glory.

00:14:09.040 Love those,

00:14:09.880 uh,

00:14:10.240 war shouts.

00:14:11.540 Highly glorious,

00:14:12.500 more like Celtic.

00:14:14.420 Alright,

00:14:14.900 let's look at,

00:14:15.980 what the crack is here.

00:14:17.100 Okay,

00:14:20.500 can you,

00:14:20.980 can you break? 1.00

00:14:22.700 Damn you. 1.00

00:14:31.460 Might as well, 1.00

00:14:32.260 break away from this combat,

00:14:33.420 because we have them,

00:14:34.060 in the rear here,

00:14:34.740 already.

00:14:36.220 I might use you,

00:14:39.320 mercenary wolf coats.

00:14:41.300 Okay,

00:14:41.540 I'm gonna take you,

00:14:42.680 around,

00:14:43.680 and,

00:14:44.180 uh,

00:14:44.820 charge him in the back, 0.94

00:14:46.080 there.

00:14:46.400 Could be a,

00:14:47.100 could be a fun thing to do.

00:14:53.860 Zoom in here.

00:14:57.020 Ah,

00:14:57.360 this is beautiful.

00:14:58.380 He's getting in,

00:14:59.180 in the back there.

00:15:01.620 Serves them right,

00:15:02.700 for being,

00:15:04.060 barbarians.

00:15:06.600 Didn't really say that,

00:15:07.440 about my own,

00:15:08.380 my own kin,

00:15:09.420 though,

00:15:09.680 but,

00:15:10.020 um,

00:15:11.240 I'm,

00:15:11.980 uh,

00:15:12.000 it's okay.

00:15:14.400 Because we're,

00:15:15.080 Team Roam,

00:15:15.960 in this,

00:15:16.400 in this campaign.

00:15:24.760 Alright,

00:15:25.320 there is the Warlord.

00:15:28.920 We might define,

00:15:30.140 if we can get him,

00:15:31.360 to, 1.00

00:15:31.840 to die. 0.95

00:15:32.260 men have given up,

00:15:33.120 and are running for their lives.

00:15:35.180 And I don't understand,

00:15:36.180 why these guys,

00:15:38.000 okay,

00:15:38.400 they are dying,

00:15:39.440 and they are dying,

00:15:40.340 quite swiftly,

00:15:41.280 indeed.

00:15:41.760 And they're,

00:15:42.480 breaking off there.

00:15:43.940 Okay.

00:15:44.060 all right,

00:15:54.480 there comes their,

00:15:55.480 general, 1.00

00:15:56.860 fuck. 1.00

00:15:59.240 And, 1.00

00:15:59.980 okay,

00:16:12.520 I think this battle is,

00:16:13.720 is lost,

00:16:14.980 true friends.

00:16:15.700 I will probably edit,

00:16:16.980 the rest of it,

00:16:17.500 away from,

00:16:18.240 now.

00:16:24.800 All right,

00:16:25.460 look at that.

00:16:27.040 I,

00:16:27.680 I edited a bit,

00:16:28.860 of the sequence,

00:16:30.160 of this battle away,

00:16:31.020 but,

00:16:31.360 see here,

00:16:32.320 um,

00:16:33.080 it is rather tight,

00:16:34.260 actually.

00:16:35.080 See,

00:16:35.400 if our general can stay alive,

00:16:36.700 we can actually have this.

00:16:39.080 now,

00:16:41.740 they have,

00:16:42.240 these guys,

00:16:43.220 almost a full unit,

00:16:45.120 of,

00:16:45.540 um,

00:16:46.680 of,

00:16:49.140 blasphemous,

00:16:50.180 um, 0.95

00:16:51.040 heathens.

00:16:56.580 Oh,

00:16:57.180 God, 0.98

00:16:57.620 it's so fucking tight. 1.00

00:17:00.880 Fuck. 1.00

00:17:02.980 Fucking hell, 1.00

00:17:03.760 they got our general there. 1.00

00:17:05.040 Not good.

00:17:05.980 Okay,

00:17:06.440 cool,

00:17:06.700 they have no ammunition left.

00:17:07.960 So now,

00:17:10.580 only to get this,

00:17:12.600 Pike,

00:17:13.100 man's,

00:17:14.060 you see the balance of power?

00:17:16.240 They still outnumber us.

00:17:19.620 No!

00:17:22.900 Stand and fight. 1.00

00:17:25.620 Damn you. 1.00

00:17:28.660 Oh! 1.00

00:17:33.520 Allow me to do,

00:17:34.560 um,

00:17:35.480 feels good,

00:17:36.140 man,

00:17:36.340 the JPG phase. 0.97

00:17:37.960 that felt fucking awesome. 0.77

00:17:41.380 How about that? 0.99

00:17:42.460 Sickening gains.

00:17:44.940 And,

00:17:45.740 that's, uh,

00:17:47.260 that's exactly how it goes,

00:17:48.820 um,

00:17:49.840 the dudes.

00:17:51.520 So now,

00:17:52.140 I'm gonna see,

00:17:52.820 15% take on warriors.

00:17:55.100 Yes,

00:17:55.340 please.

00:17:55.640 And, uh,

00:17:56.180 hopefully we won't get charged again by something.

00:17:58.520 And then, 0.95

00:18:00.140 we'll hire loads of British mercenaries and take revenges upon the Jews. 0.99

00:18:08.000 So, uh, 0.98

00:18:08.580 yeah,

00:18:08.800 that was really good,

00:18:09.880 because then we can, um,

00:18:11.620 keep that army in Britain.

00:18:12.680 a loss wouldn't have been devastating either way because we have the armies coming up behind,

00:18:20.440 but it's certainly made things easier and, um,

00:18:24.140 rather thrilling battle to be had at least.

00:18:26.840 and that's, um,

00:18:27.800 always fun.

00:18:33.460 So, yeah,

00:18:34.440 that's actually what is up.

00:18:38.340 That, uh,

00:18:39.120 that we show those, uh,

00:18:40.260 heathens,

00:18:41.300 heathen barbarians. 0.79

00:18:43.020 How it goes if you stand against the might of a road.

00:18:47.100 No!

00:18:48.660 That was not glorious at all.

00:18:52.320 Got charged again,

00:18:53.240 and...

00:18:55.780 No!

00:19:03.020 Aha! 0.94

00:19:03.700 We got charged there,

00:19:04.840 of all places.

00:19:09.380 Looks like we have, uh,

00:19:10.780 a rather glorious battle coming up right there,

00:19:14.160 uh,

00:19:14.740 which I'm gonna save for the next episode.

00:19:17.980 So,

00:19:18.600 thank you very much for watching,

00:19:20.160 you proud sons of Rome.

00:19:22.600 And who am I?

00:19:24.300 I'm the glorious Legionnaire of Wisdom,

00:19:26.680 XXO.

00:19:27.600 Boom! 0.99

The Golden One - November 27, 2015

Total War： Western Roman Empire Chapter 6 (With Facecam)

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