Ulthuan Rising Part 1. Total War： WARHAMMER 2
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Summary
This episode is dedicated to Sion of the Emperor, who gifted me with a copy of Age of Sigmar: Dawn of Dawn, a Warhammer 40k miniatures game set in the world of Ulthuan. This is the first Let's Play of the game, and it's pretty epic.
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Greetings, valiant men, and welcome to Lustria!
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That is one high testosterone sick cunt right there, and obviously glorious Prince Teklis of Ulthuan.
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I want to aim a massive shoutout and a massive thank you to Sion of the Emperor for gifting me this game, so that I could make let's plays of it.
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Highly appreciated indeed. So this is dedicated to you bro.
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And there is an extremely rare Pepe Frog, who has transcended mortality.
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Now I have talked a lot about Warhammer 40k, about Horus Heresy, but I have actually been a Warhammer fantasy bra for a lot longer than I have been a science fiction bra.
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So this is familiar territory, not the game itself, because I just installed it basically, but it is familiar because I read a good amount of books from the Black Library that is set in Warhammer fantasy setting.
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So we are going to go into campaigns, new campaigns.
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Yeah, we are going to look through the different lords.
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Now, in my humble view at least, Malekith is the true heir of Ultuan.
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And this is his modrum, who is a bit degenerate to be quite honest with everyone.
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But yeah, I suppose she is beautiful and powerful and all that.
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And this is a Huponic Plague level sickening individual in its actual sense.
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But anyway, we are going to start off with this absolutely epic character.
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I am going to go very hard, as is my custom when I make this Let's Plays.
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And then I will let you enjoy the intro without my voice.
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An enigma to men and dwarfs, who know them as High Elves.
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But when the Stellar Gates collapsed, demons flooded the mortal plane.
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All was lost until Anerion the Defender strode forth.
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With the aid of the Archmage, Kalidor Dragontamer.
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It was Kalidor and his elven mages who created the Great Vortex.
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A swirling maelstrom that siphoned the excess magic, withering demonkind.
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With the world purged of chaos, the elves took it upon themselves to become guardians and stewards.
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The dragon with two tails flies lower than before.
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Bring all in the White Tower to bear if you must.
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I suggest a scrying ritual in the pool of Isha.
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Such a ritual requires fragments of fallen waystones.
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Why do you care so much about the greater world?
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Absolutely love the aesthetics if you're watching that picture right there.
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And the great vortex imperiled like never before.
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No doubt Malekith or his twisted crone of a mother have sensed weakness in the vortex.
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They come directly for the Seagates of Lothurn.
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Finobar has entrusted me to lead the counter-attack.
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The Druki cannot be allowed to despoil the sanctity of Ulthuan.
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The time has come to bring the word of enlightenment to these heretics.
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Now, yes, I have played a bit of War and Master of War in the old world before.
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Spies within the occupied cities suggest that the Druki are on the hunt for ancient scrolls of power.
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I just need to do some things and set up an epic place to record the regular videos.
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So in the meantime I thought to make some let's plays.
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And then obviously since I was gifted this earlier today.
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I thought it was a reasonable course of action to jump straight into it.
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And obviously a lot of guys who like Total War.
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Relations with foreign powers may be managed through diplomacy my lord.
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Consider your situation carefully before accepting any agreement.
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I agree to your terms though it causes me great pain.
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The phoenix court awaits your plea with interest.
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some of them later or recruit someone later as we progress in this uh in this series uh okay and i
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don't really think anyone else want to trade with me the scourge of kain you have done well to make
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it this far speak i just want to see what it says i don't uh never never okay he doesn't like me
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uh but that's fine it is absolutely fine uh i want to bring the word to these heretics but uh we're
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gonna need some more lads and uh archers are always fun to do battle with and that's that i suppose i'll
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take a turn and then the um war is on the cult of excess that sounds like some degenerates
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and we can't have that can we dear true friends speaking of the term true friends i don't really
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use it anymore because no one understands what i say when i say it so people are wondering what
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are you saying in the beginning and they think i say something completely else which is um
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i'm gonna go with one more unit of spearmen as well for uh optimal glory i'm gonna take another turn
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and see what uh this uh sick cunt is going hopefully we can provoke a some sort of battle
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so yeah nice with some uh autumn gaming i hope thou all agreeest be wary my lord for the dark elves
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have been cited these pitiless killers are as dangerous on the battlefield as they are treacherous
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around the table i advise great caution that is some good advice i will heed it my friend
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uh i'm gonna bring the heat right now see what the crack is for my queen boom
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all right let's do it i suppose a battle can be uh good
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i lost for battle in in the first episode i think that is uh mandatory even for the first episode of a
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total war let's play last total war let's play i made was um one and a half years ago and i was uh the
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kingdom of asturias in attila uh commencing an epic reconquist of uh iberia and it was quite popular
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let's play i hope this uh let's play also gets um is uh well received by you all right uh i will not
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deploy because i'm too cool for that no i am merely jesting i will uh not deploy because they have the
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majority of their weapons may uh troops already i mean they're not here yet look at that we have a
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uh a phoenix how uh how glorious oh and by the way i need to expand my english vocabulary so um so i
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don't need to use glorious and epic uh to describe exactly everything but sometimes that's the only
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thing that can be used to describe certain things so if we admire these uh guys right here
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that is quite epic i don't know if magnificent would be the right term to
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to describe it but so yeah i'll have to use epic and glorious to
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um until further notice god they are getting absolutely wrecked
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oh no i like the storm of arrows it is quite satisfying to see
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is this uh this cult of excess they are um yeah as the um as the name suggests they are pleasure
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seeking hedonists uh decadent degenerates so they need to pay with their lives
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i'm gonna speed up the battle a bit okay you could actually save some ammunition there
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the enemy general the enemy general is slain my lord cursing your name with it
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quite high energy i must say and i suppose they want to charge in my
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i do believe that malekith is actually a true heir of alt 1
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which is uh probably one of the best books i've read
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but yeah anyway that's my thoughts on it because he was the son
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and he got exiled to nagaroth so now he's planning his revenge
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it was nice when they advanced the storyline but i kind of liked the warhammer world as it was
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retention time is on these longer videos and i'm obviously humbled if
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participating and that you're with me in spirit as we commence this uh
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so anyway really happy to be in uh back in the warhammer world and uh happy to be in a
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weather outside the cold and raining so it's nice to be metaphysical at least in another place