The Golden One - July 17, 2015


Warhammer 40 000 Space Marine Episode 1

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Exterminatus Astartes Fulgrim Attila Heresy Easy
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Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

81.53

Word count

1,081

Sentence count

129

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

sentences flagged

Toxicity

45

sentences flagged

Hate speech

14

sentences flagged


Summary

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The Emperor protects, and it's time to slay some heretics. The time has come for me and the proud men of the Imperium to slay those bloody barbarians and heretics in the name of the god Emperor of Mankind, and we're gonna do it in this glorious game which have been gifted by a glorious true friend.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, proud men of the Imperium! The time has come for me and you to slay some 0.88
00:00:13.280 bloody barbarians and heretics in the name of the god-emperor of mankind. And we're 0.99
00:00:18.420 gonna do it in this glorious game which have been gifted by a glorious true
00:00:21.660 friend. Big shoutout, thank you very much. Always appreciated to be shown that kind
00:00:26.040 of appreciation for my work. So with that said, fucking go time. New campaign. 0.99
00:00:31.920 We're gonna go with normal, easy, it's not worthy of me, but hard. I'm not
00:00:37.140 experienced with this kind of games at all. So it's like first-person shooter, I
00:00:43.140 obviously more like the Attila kind of gameplay, but the emperor protects and 0.99
00:00:49.680 it's fucking go time to slay some heretics. So here we go, gonna enjoy the intro 0.98
00:00:55.260 cinematic now, without further disturbance. Fucking massive, that's what I am. 0.97
00:01:25.260 Strategic value, absolute, we're gonna get that Warlord Titan. And the bloody Xenos are at it again. 0.99
00:01:37.260 Recommended course of action, Exterminatus. Yes, let's... What? 0.88
00:01:44.260 Okay, we need that Glorious Factory of Wisdom to optimize our gains. Our Imperium
00:01:54.600 gains. Okay, I was actually not gonna talk you through this introduction, but I do want to
00:02:01.720 talk because I've drunk a lot of coffee. Shoutout Glorious Lindvalls coffee for that. Obviously,
00:02:07.500 the Horus Heresy is Adeptus Startus Ultra. If you haven't read the Horus Heresy, do it. The first three 0.61
00:02:17.500 books are wonderful, some of the best books, and you can even see them in the
00:02:20.760 background there in my glorious library of wisdom. Highly, highly epic. I was never
00:02:27.960 into science fiction, but I talked about them before. I'll say it again, like I'm so
00:02:31.940 really impressed by the books. Get a really epic and glorious feel to it. Adios, you wanna
00:02:39.940 smash it in the gym to be a great Astartes warrior and a fucking Primarch such as myself, 1.00
00:02:45.940 like. 0.99
00:02:46.940 Objective. Secure the Titans.
00:03:02.940 Alright, let's look at the possibility, beloved true friends, to kill some Zinos 1.00
00:03:08.940 Bustard. Hello lads. How are we to die? That is one juicy veteran. He has killed a lot of 0.99
00:03:18.940 heretics and Zinos in his days. 1.00
00:03:28.940 I'd say the Blood Angels or the Dark Angels would be my favorite chapter, actually. Or
00:03:34.940 Pre-Heresy would be the Fulgrim's Finest, aka the Emperor's Children. That's also a very 0.95
00:03:45.940 solid book, Fulgrim. Fifth one, if I'm not mistaken, in the Horus Heresy. Great emphasis
00:03:53.940 on perfection and that physical and martial perfection. Love it, absolutely love it. Truly
00:03:59.940 glorious. But now we are the typical good guys of the Warhammer 40k, the Ultramarines.
00:04:17.940 Fwoa, mirin. Let's have a word or two with the Blasmasinus Bustard Orcs. How dare they 0.98
00:04:23.940 attack us like that. How dare they. Look at that. Fwoa. 1.00
00:04:38.940 And also if you saw my, a very epic video, some guys didn't really understand the music,
00:04:43.940 but that was actually a cover of a Triarii song. But they replaced the lyrics with like,
00:04:49.940 uh, suit the Warhammer 40k universe. So that is actually what is up in all actuality.
00:04:59.940 Boom. I've actually played the introduction, um, just to, um, to get some navigation because
00:05:08.940 I'm not, I'm not used to this at all. How dare you talk to me like that.
00:05:13.940 Come on then. Kill those Bustards. For the God Emperor. 1.00
00:05:30.940 Now, Old Father, I love you. Ah, an Orc. Come on then, kill those Bustards. 1.00
00:05:39.940 Perhaps you should have gone with Easy instead. 1.00
00:05:55.940 You're not gonna kill me, you filthy Xenos Bustard. 1.00
00:05:58.940 The Emperor protects. Glory to the Imperium of Mankind. 0.99
00:06:07.940 I wish I had some more, um...
00:06:18.940 Hello lads. How are we today?
00:06:20.940 Come on then.
00:06:27.940 Oh, wasn't I supposed to shoot at that?
00:06:29.940 Maybe I was wrong. How silly of me. 0.99
00:06:31.940 Hello little goblin. 0.89
00:06:33.940 How are we today?
00:06:34.940 How are we today? 0.99
00:06:46.940 Die, unbeliever! 1.00
00:06:48.940 I want to, um, gain some more life. Can I do that? 0.99
00:07:04.940 Can the God Emperor send some more life to me, maybe?
00:07:06.940 Oh, there's the aim button.
00:07:17.940 I assume that we'll get more life later.
00:07:20.940 Later. 0.97
00:07:42.940 Then E to execute and regain health. Okay, cool. 0.99
00:07:45.940 Okay, cool.
00:07:52.940 Alright, foa, mirin.
00:07:55.940 That is, uh, truly glorious. 0.82
00:07:58.940 Execute at Bustards Sinus as well. 1.00
00:08:05.940 Hello lads, how are we today? 0.99
00:08:16.940 Can I, shouldn't I shoot at one? 0.91
00:08:20.940 No. 0.99
00:08:24.940 Ah, okay.
00:08:26.940 Boom. There we are.
00:08:29.940 Now all farther.
00:08:35.940 Come on then mate.
00:08:36.940 Come at me bro.
00:08:37.940 Come at me. 0.99
00:08:39.940 There we are.
00:08:43.940 Hello lads.
00:08:46.940 Whoop.
00:08:55.940 Ah, look at that.
00:08:57.940 Look at that. 1.00
00:08:59.940 Sick cunt with sick physique. 1.00
00:09:02.940 Fucking jawline of disparity. 1.00
00:09:04.940 That's what that is. 1.00
00:09:08.940 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:09:10.940 Okay, I need to, uh... 1.00
00:09:15.940 Come at me. 0.99
00:09:16.940 Come at me, bro.
00:09:18.940 Come at me. 0.99
00:09:19.940 Come at me, bro. 1.00
00:09:25.940 Okay, we can execute this bastard. 1.00
00:09:27.940 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:09:40.940 They aren't really unbelievers though, but, uh... 0.99
00:09:44.940 Almost.
00:09:46.940 They don't believe in the divinity of the God Emperor at least.
00:09:48.940 God Emperor at least.
00:09:49.940 And that...
00:09:51.940 Is not okay.
00:09:52.940 Why?
00:09:53.940 Just ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰.
00:09:54.940 Fair enough.
00:09:58.940 Come on bullpen.
00:10:12.940 I have not even cheeseclap.
00:10:14.940 Hey dude.
00:10:15.940 Ah, come on then
00:10:20.980 God, what is this blasphemy? 1.00
00:10:33.840 Come on then, execute him 1.00
00:10:35.120 There you are 1.00
00:10:36.940 And you as well
00:10:42.620 Come on then, come on
00:10:44.200 Ah, glorious 0.99
00:10:48.180 Highly fucking glorious 0.97
00:10:50.820 Now, the question remains 0.94
00:10:54.120 How do we deal with this
00:10:57.820 What a sick physique 0.54
00:11:08.740 All of the Astartes bras have sick physiques by the way 1.00
00:11:12.360 I can confirm this to be true
00:11:13.920 Because I'm actually
00:11:14.800 The Primark of the Iron Alpha Legion 0.71
00:11:18.260 Sickening
00:11:20.400 Fwa, me then
00:11:28.420 And if you see it on my Facebook page
00:11:31.600 Which I assume you have all liked by now
00:11:34.080 It's Sanguineous
00:11:36.400 That's the Primark of the Blood Angels Legion
00:11:38.980 Which I sometimes model my aesthetics after
00:11:41.820 So, now you know that
00:11:43.800 Primark of the Blood Angels Legion
00:11:46.080 Sanguineous
00:11:47.260 We obviously long blonde hair as well
00:11:50.760 Truly glorious
00:11:53.320 Alright, intense
00:11:57.040 Intense gaming
00:11:58.040 I hope I'm talkative anyway
00:12:00.900 That was one of these kind of
00:12:03.560 Skills I had to master
00:12:05.380 When I started making Let's Plays
00:12:06.760 To be able to
00:12:08.260 You know, talk and interact
00:12:11.520 While still performing in the gameplay
00:12:13.220 Now obviously
00:12:14.740 As I only play on normal
00:12:16.060 I suppose that's not like
00:12:17.380 Very hard
00:12:18.000 But still
00:12:18.680 Qua
00:12:21.440 Highly
00:12:24.040 Glorious
00:12:25.000 Saving
00:12:33.880 All right
00:12:48.040 That could be a cool first episode
00:12:50.200 I suppose
00:12:53.380 In all actuality
00:12:54.460 So yeah
00:12:56.760 Thank you very much for watching
00:12:58.140 Like and comment
00:13:00.680 And give me thy thoughts
00:13:04.660 And until next time
00:13:07.040 The Emperor protects
00:13:08.160 And who am I
00:13:09.580 I'm the glorious
00:13:11.020 Adeptus Startus
00:13:12.240 Of the Imperium of Mankind
00:13:14.180 XXO
00:13:14.980 Boom