The Golden One - July 17, 2015


Warhammer 40 000 Space Marine Episode 1


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

81.52543

Word Count

1,081

Sentence Count

115

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, proud men of the Imperium! The time has come for me and you to slay some
00:00:13.280 bloody barbarians and heretics in the name of the god-emperor of mankind. And we're
00:00:18.420 gonna do it in this glorious game which have been gifted by a glorious true
00:00:21.660 friend. Big shoutout, thank you very much. Always appreciated to be shown that kind
00:00:26.040 of appreciation for my work. So with that said, fucking go time. New campaign.
00:00:31.920 We're gonna go with normal, easy, it's not worthy of me, but hard. I'm not
00:00:37.140 experienced with this kind of games at all. So it's like first-person shooter, I
00:00:43.140 obviously more like the Attila kind of gameplay, but the emperor protects and
00:00:49.680 it's fucking go time to slay some heretics. So here we go, gonna enjoy the intro
00:00:55.260 cinematic now, without further disturbance. Fucking massive, that's what I am.
00:01:25.260 Strategic value, absolute, we're gonna get that Warlord Titan. And the bloody Xenos are at it again.
00:01:37.260 Recommended course of action, Exterminatus. Yes, let's... What?
00:01:44.260 Okay, we need that Glorious Factory of Wisdom to optimize our gains. Our Imperium
00:01:54.600 gains. Okay, I was actually not gonna talk you through this introduction, but I do want to
00:02:01.720 talk because I've drunk a lot of coffee. Shoutout Glorious Lindvalls coffee for that. Obviously,
00:02:07.500 the Horus Heresy is Adeptus Startus Ultra. If you haven't read the Horus Heresy, do it. The first three
00:02:17.500 books are wonderful, some of the best books, and you can even see them in the
00:02:20.760 background there in my glorious library of wisdom. Highly, highly epic. I was never
00:02:27.960 into science fiction, but I talked about them before. I'll say it again, like I'm so
00:02:31.940 really impressed by the books. Get a really epic and glorious feel to it. Adios, you wanna
00:02:39.940 smash it in the gym to be a great Astartes warrior and a fucking Primarch such as myself,
00:02:45.940 like.
00:02:46.940 Objective. Secure the Titans.
00:03:02.940 Alright, let's look at the possibility, beloved true friends, to kill some Zinos
00:03:08.940 Bustard. Hello lads. How are we to die? That is one juicy veteran. He has killed a lot of
00:03:18.940 heretics and Zinos in his days.
00:03:28.940 I'd say the Blood Angels or the Dark Angels would be my favorite chapter, actually. Or
00:03:34.940 Pre-Heresy would be the Fulgrim's Finest, aka the Emperor's Children. That's also a very
00:03:45.940 solid book, Fulgrim. Fifth one, if I'm not mistaken, in the Horus Heresy. Great emphasis
00:03:53.940 on perfection and that physical and martial perfection. Love it, absolutely love it. Truly
00:03:59.940 glorious. But now we are the typical good guys of the Warhammer 40k, the Ultramarines.
00:04:17.940 Fwoa, mirin. Let's have a word or two with the Blasmasinus Bustard Orcs. How dare they
00:04:23.940 attack us like that. How dare they. Look at that. Fwoa.
00:04:38.940 And also if you saw my, a very epic video, some guys didn't really understand the music,
00:04:43.940 but that was actually a cover of a Triarii song. But they replaced the lyrics with like,
00:04:49.940 uh, suit the Warhammer 40k universe. So that is actually what is up in all actuality.
00:04:59.940 Boom. I've actually played the introduction, um, just to, um, to get some navigation because
00:05:08.940 I'm not, I'm not used to this at all. How dare you talk to me like that.
00:05:13.940 Come on then. Kill those Bustards. For the God Emperor.
00:05:30.940 Now, Old Father, I love you. Ah, an Orc. Come on then, kill those Bustards.
00:05:39.940 Perhaps you should have gone with Easy instead.
00:05:55.940 You're not gonna kill me, you filthy Xenos Bustard.
00:05:58.940 The Emperor protects. Glory to the Imperium of Mankind.
00:06:07.940 I wish I had some more, um...
00:06:18.940 Hello lads. How are we today?
00:06:20.940 Come on then.
00:06:27.940 Oh, wasn't I supposed to shoot at that?
00:06:29.940 Maybe I was wrong. How silly of me.
00:06:31.940 Hello little goblin.
00:06:33.940 How are we today?
00:06:34.940 How are we today?
00:06:46.940 Die, unbeliever!
00:06:48.940 I want to, um, gain some more life. Can I do that?
00:07:04.940 Can the God Emperor send some more life to me, maybe?
00:07:06.940 Oh, there's the aim button.
00:07:17.940 I assume that we'll get more life later.
00:07:20.940 Later.
00:07:42.940 Then E to execute and regain health. Okay, cool.
00:07:45.940 Okay, cool.
00:07:52.940 Alright, foa, mirin.
00:07:55.940 That is, uh, truly glorious.
00:07:58.940 Execute at Bustards Sinus as well.
00:08:05.940 Hello lads, how are we today?
00:08:16.940 Can I, shouldn't I shoot at one?
00:08:20.940 No.
00:08:24.940 Ah, okay.
00:08:26.940 Boom. There we are.
00:08:29.940 Now all farther.
00:08:35.940 Come on then mate.
00:08:36.940 Come at me bro.
00:08:37.940 Come at me.
00:08:39.940 There we are.
00:08:43.940 Hello lads.
00:08:46.940 Whoop.
00:08:55.940 Ah, look at that.
00:08:57.940 Look at that.
00:08:59.940 Sick cunt with sick physique.
00:09:02.940 Fucking jawline of disparity.
00:09:04.940 That's what that is.
00:09:08.940 Oh, fuck.
00:09:10.940 Okay, I need to, uh...
00:09:15.940 Come at me.
00:09:16.940 Come at me, bro.
00:09:18.940 Come at me.
00:09:19.940 Come at me, bro.
00:09:25.940 Okay, we can execute this bastard.
00:09:27.940 Die, unbeliever.
00:09:40.940 They aren't really unbelievers though, but, uh...
00:09:44.940 Almost.
00:09:46.940 They don't believe in the divinity of the God Emperor at least.
00:09:48.940 God Emperor at least.
00:09:49.940 And that...
00:09:51.940 Is not okay.
00:09:52.940 Why?
00:09:53.940 Just 마지막.
00:09:54.940 Fair enough.
00:09:58.940 Come on bullpen.
00:10:12.940 I have not even cheeseclap.
00:10:14.940 Hey dude.
00:10:15.940 Ah, come on then
00:10:20.980 God, what is this blasphemy?
00:10:33.840 Come on then, execute him
00:10:35.120 There you are
00:10:36.940 And you as well
00:10:42.620 Come on then, come on
00:10:44.200 Ah, glorious
00:10:48.180 Highly fucking glorious
00:10:50.820 Now, the question remains
00:10:54.120 How do we deal with this
00:10:57.820 What a sick physique
00:11:08.740 All of the Astartes bras have sick physiques by the way
00:11:12.360 I can confirm this to be true
00:11:13.920 Because I'm actually
00:11:14.800 The Primark of the Iron Alpha Legion
00:11:18.260 Sickening
00:11:20.400 Fwa, me then
00:11:28.420 And if you see it on my Facebook page
00:11:31.600 Which I assume you have all liked by now
00:11:34.080 It's Sanguineous
00:11:36.400 That's the Primark of the Blood Angels Legion
00:11:38.980 Which I sometimes model my aesthetics after
00:11:41.820 So, now you know that
00:11:43.800 Primark of the Blood Angels Legion
00:11:46.080 Sanguineous
00:11:47.260 We obviously long blonde hair as well
00:11:50.760 Truly glorious
00:11:53.320 Alright, intense
00:11:57.040 Intense gaming
00:11:58.040 I hope I'm talkative anyway
00:12:00.900 That was one of these kind of
00:12:03.560 Skills I had to master
00:12:05.380 When I started making Let's Plays
00:12:06.760 To be able to
00:12:08.260 You know, talk and interact
00:12:11.520 While still performing in the gameplay
00:12:13.220 Now obviously
00:12:14.740 As I only play on normal
00:12:16.060 I suppose that's not like
00:12:17.380 Very hard
00:12:18.000 But still
00:12:18.680 Qua
00:12:21.440 Highly
00:12:24.040 Glorious
00:12:25.000 Saving
00:12:33.880 All right
00:12:48.040 That could be a cool first episode
00:12:50.200 I suppose
00:12:53.380 In all actuality
00:12:54.460 So yeah
00:12:56.760 Thank you very much for watching
00:12:58.140 Like and comment
00:13:00.680 And give me thy thoughts
00:13:04.660 And until next time
00:13:07.040 The Emperor protects
00:13:08.160 And who am I
00:13:09.580 I'm the glorious
00:13:11.020 Adeptus Startus
00:13:12.240 Of the Imperium of Mankind
00:13:14.180 XXO
00:13:14.980 Boom