The Golden One - July 18, 2015


Total War： Western Roman Empire Chapter 1


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The Roman Empire was divided. From the pillars of Hercules to the far reaches of the Adriatic, the western empire stretched sacred earth where men of greatness conquered glory to Rome. Those who followed neglected Rome, fighting over the scraps of past glory. They would either cast aside their petty differences, or succumb to the darkness. And behold a red horse. And power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth.

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00:00:00.000 A god in heaven and godness of the earth, aid me now!
00:00:10.000 Greetings, proud sons of Rome!
00:00:13.000 We're back in Attila, I'm gonna start up a new campaign
00:00:16.000 And as I've promised for a good few weeks now, it will be the Western Roman Empire 0.99
00:00:20.000 Because I want revenge 0.65
00:00:22.000 I made a bit of a fool out of myself with the last campaign
00:00:25.000 I started it basically when I got the game
00:00:27.000 I had no clue whatsoever on what to do
00:00:30.000 But now, as I've played through the campaign
00:00:32.000 I even wrote a little guide on it
00:00:34.000 I am very much looking forward to taking revenge
00:00:39.000 On the blasphemous barbarians and rebels 0.99
00:00:42.000 Who would crush our beloved Imperium
00:00:45.000 So yes, this is a metaphor for Western Europe today
00:00:48.000 And it shall not fall
00:00:50.000 I'm gonna do my very best to keep the Empire intact
00:00:54.000 And obviously as I said in the introduction for the other video
00:00:57.000 Like this time period is a bit of a personal interest for me
00:01:02.000 Has always been so
00:01:03.000 And now I'm gonna try to lead the Romans on to victory
00:01:08.000 And let's get into the campaign
00:01:11.000 The starting challenge is legendary
00:01:14.000 Cultural trait, Imperial allegiance
00:01:16.000 Can levy units for friendly hordes passing through Roman territory 0.63
00:01:19.000 That's brilliant
00:01:20.000 So we're actually gonna steal the barbarians when they're walking through us 1.00
00:01:26.000 Immigration public order penalties 1.00
00:01:28.000 Minus 50%
00:01:29.000 Something we do not have in Europe today
00:01:31.000 But we're gonna use it in this campaign at least
00:01:36.000 So, without further ado
00:01:38.000 Let's start the campaign
00:01:39.000 And let's enjoy the cinematic that is coming up
00:01:43.000 And here we are
00:01:47.000 The eternal city
00:01:48.000 The air was filled with smoke and blood
00:01:52.000 Love this 0.98
00:01:53.000 Absolutely fucking love this 0.97
00:01:54.000 The Roman Empire was divided 0.99
00:02:01.000 From the pillars of Hercules to the far reaches of the Adriatic
00:02:07.000 The western empire stretched
00:02:09.000 Sacred earth
00:02:12.000 Where men of greatness conquered
00:02:14.000 Glory to Rome
00:02:17.000 Those who followed neglected Rome
00:02:20.000 Fighting over the scraps of past glory
00:02:23.000 Past glory
00:02:37.000 They would either cast aside their petty differences
00:02:41.000 Or succumb to Barbara's darkness
00:02:44.000 And behold a red horse
00:02:49.000 And power was given to him that sat thereon
00:02:52.000 To take peace from the earth
00:03:02.000 Romans of the western empire
00:03:05.000 Those noble sons of the eternal city
00:03:09.000 The time had come to restore power to Rome
00:03:14.000 They made ready for war
00:03:18.000 Love it
00:03:19.000 Absolutely love it
00:03:20.000 Now for God in heaven
00:03:22.000 And for the eternal city
00:03:26.000 Let's reclaim
00:03:27.000 It was the will of the late emperor Theodosius
00:03:30.000 That Rome be divided
00:03:33.000 And this has left you in a precarious situation
00:03:36.000 Indeed it has
00:03:37.000 We are in a bit of a situation
00:03:39.000 Indeed
00:03:40.000 To protect the western empire from barbarian threat 0.99
00:03:44.000 The burden of military and civil maintenance
00:03:47.000 Has left your economy in tatters
00:03:51.000 Public order is waning
00:03:53.000 So it may be wise to consolidate your forces closer to the capital
00:03:58.000 Seeding frontier territories as a buffer if necessary
00:04:02.000 Once your infrastructure has been strengthened
00:04:06.000 And the immediate threats dealt with
00:04:08.000 You will be ready to strike forth
00:04:11.000 Conquer your enemies
00:04:13.000 And if possible
00:04:15.000 Regain dominion over the Eastern Roman Empire 1.00
00:04:18.000 Oh I intend to do so indeed
00:04:20.000 I am worthy of Augustus himself
00:04:26.000 Alright, this is the most important episode
00:04:29.000 And the most important turn
00:04:30.000 Everything I do right now
00:04:32.000 Will lay the foundation of later turns
00:04:35.000 So basically what I do now
00:04:37.000 I hope I don't make any mistakes
00:04:40.000 Because I'm recording this
00:04:42.000 But
00:04:43.000 But yeah
00:04:44.000 I'll talk you through what I'm gonna do this turn
00:04:47.000 So this turn will be very important
00:04:50.000 And
00:04:51.000 Set the tone for the rest of the campaign
00:04:54.000 So first thing I'm gonna do is
00:04:56.000 Disband everything
00:04:58.000 Basically
00:04:59.000 You see the income right now
00:05:01.000 Very low
00:05:02.000 We can't expand our economy with that
00:05:04.000 And these guys will die either way
00:05:05.000 So I'm sorry
00:05:06.000 I'm gonna disband you
00:05:08.000 And you see there almost doubled the income
00:05:09.000 Gonna see if we have any churches
00:05:12.000 Latin chapel
00:05:14.000 Maintenance cost
00:05:15.000 Minus 200
00:05:16.000 Now I can't afford that
00:05:17.000 I'm sorry
00:05:18.000 I'm gonna have to disband you
00:05:20.000 And these kind of outer regions
00:05:23.000 They will fall
00:05:24.000 There is no chance in hell
00:05:26.000 That I can keep on to these
00:05:28.000 Same thing there 0.73
00:05:30.000 Disband you
00:05:32.000 And here we have the Eastern Roman Empire
00:05:35.000 So I'm gonna go region to region
00:05:37.000 Disband churches basically 0.98
00:05:40.000 Disband churches basically 0.98
00:05:42.000 The
00:05:44.000 Exception is the Latin
00:05:46.000 Patriarchal Church
00:05:48.000 Because we're gonna recruit priests here
00:05:50.000 And I need our
00:05:52.000 Little priests as it were
00:05:54.000 Gonna disband you right there
00:05:58.000 Right there
00:06:02.000 And
00:06:05.000 Same thing there
00:06:06.000 Mediolanum
00:06:07.000 Is obviously our capital
00:06:08.000 Not Rome
00:06:09.000 Actually
00:06:11.000 You might be surprised there
00:06:12.000 I'm actually gonna
00:06:13.000 Just go with
00:06:14.000 Comet Attentis
00:06:15.000 Spears 0.76
00:06:16.000 Those are really good
00:06:17.000 Now in the last
00:06:18.000 Campaign I did
00:06:19.000 I said like
00:06:20.000 I'm not gonna yield Britain 1.00
00:06:22.000 However I am sorry
00:06:23.000 I will yield Britain 0.99
00:06:24.000 First thing I do actually
00:06:28.000 Because
00:06:29.000 We
00:06:30.000 We simply cannot hold on
00:06:31.000 To these kind of territories
00:06:33.000 So
00:06:35.000 So yeah
00:06:36.000 Sorry for that Britain 0.86
00:06:37.000 But
00:06:38.000 I will at the end of this
00:06:40.000 Campaign
00:06:41.000 That could actually be like
00:06:42.000 The goal of the campaign
00:06:43.000 That I reclaim
00:06:44.000 Britain
00:06:47.000 Commander
00:06:48.000 And 0.81
00:06:49.000 Disband you 0.93
00:06:50.000 And
00:06:51.000 Look at the
00:06:52.000 The difference
00:06:53.000 In income now
00:06:54.000 Boom
00:06:55.000 7,000
00:06:56.000 Same here
00:06:59.000 Disband you 0.53
00:07:01.000 Boom
00:07:02.000 Almost 9,000
00:07:05.000 In goal
00:07:06.000 And we don't have any churches
00:07:08.000 Right there
00:07:10.000 So we're just gonna leave
00:07:11.000 Oh there we have
00:07:13.000 Sorry
00:07:15.000 And I'm sorry to all my
00:07:16.000 Christian true friends
00:07:17.000 To trade you
00:07:18.000 No I will still remain Christian
00:07:19.000 Though
00:07:20.000 But
00:07:21.000 Just a case that I can't
00:07:23.000 Can't afford the upkeep
00:07:24.000 Right
00:07:25.000 There
00:07:27.000 So I'm just gonna go through
00:07:29.000 The
00:07:32.000 I can actually edit
00:07:33.000 That way
00:07:34.000 When I just go through
00:07:35.000 The regions
00:07:36.000 And disband the churches
00:07:37.000 So be right back
00:07:39.000 Alright true friends
00:07:40.000 There's the churches
00:07:41.000 Taken care of
00:07:42.000 Now I will continue to
00:07:43.000 Disband armies 0.95
00:07:44.000 However this one
00:07:45.000 In Asturica
00:07:46.000 Will
00:07:47.000 Go down here
00:07:48.000 Because
00:07:49.000 If we look at the
00:07:50.000 Strategic map
00:07:54.000 Spain
00:07:55.000 Hispania 0.66
00:07:56.000 Mauritania
00:07:57.000 And Northern Africa
00:07:58.000 Is quite shielded
00:07:59.000 From the
00:08:00.000 The barbarians 0.82
00:08:01.000 From the north
00:08:02.000 So what I'm gonna do
00:08:03.000 Is I'm gonna try to
00:08:05.000 Subjugate 1.00
00:08:06.000 These Africans 1.00
00:08:07.000 The first thing I do
00:08:08.000 Basically
00:08:09.000 So that I can keep
00:08:10.000 Trading with them 0.97
00:08:11.000 And just have them
00:08:12.000 As true friends
00:08:13.000 So I have this little
00:08:14.000 Border secure
00:08:15.000 So that is why
00:08:16.000 I'm moving down
00:08:17.000 With this army
00:08:18.000 Down there
00:08:21.000 Down there to
00:08:22.000 To capture
00:08:23.000 Their
00:08:25.000 Little settlement
00:08:26.000 Here
00:08:27.000 Obviously I think
00:08:28.000 They will go up
00:08:29.000 And try to take Tinguis 0.99
00:08:30.000 So if we can get around
00:08:31.000 Capture their last settlement
00:08:32.000 And subjugate them 0.67
00:08:33.000 That would be
00:08:34.000 Highly glorious
00:08:35.000 Same thing
00:08:36.000 Could be done
00:08:37.000 Here
00:08:38.000 With Dimity
00:08:39.000 So I'm gonna keep
00:08:40.000 That army
00:08:41.000 As well
00:08:42.000 However
00:08:43.000 That is basically
00:08:44.000 What I'm gonna
00:08:45.000 Keep
00:08:46.000 In regards
00:08:47.000 To
00:08:48.000 To armies
00:08:50.000 And
00:08:51.000 Then
00:08:52.000 You might say
00:08:53.000 Like we're a bit
00:08:54.000 A bit unprotected
00:08:57.000 But that's
00:08:58.000 That's fine
00:08:59.000 They will
00:09:00.000 They will just
00:09:01.000 Sack
00:09:02.000 Our settlements 0.95
00:09:03.000 Up here
00:09:04.000 Lucky Diplomacy
00:09:05.000 Also
00:09:06.000 Good starting points
00:09:07.000 We trade with these guys
00:09:08.000 Trade with the Franks 1.00
00:09:09.000 As well
00:09:10.000 And
00:09:11.000 Unfriendly
00:09:12.000 Okay
00:09:13.000 The Garamantians 0.98
00:09:14.000 Okay
00:09:15.000 We're already
00:09:16.000 Trading with them 0.97
00:09:17.000 I will do you the honour
00:09:18.000 Of listening to your terms
00:09:19.000 Hoping to hear wisdom
00:09:21.000 And profit
00:09:22.000 Hello
00:09:23.000 Okay no
00:09:24.000 Not
00:09:25.000 Not
00:09:26.000 Any luck there
00:09:28.000 Gonna see
00:09:29.000 If anyone else wants to
00:09:30.000 No
00:09:31.000 Nobody really wants to
00:09:32.000 Have anything to do
00:09:33.000 With us
00:09:34.000 To be honest
00:09:35.000 Like
00:09:36.000 Erm
00:09:37.000 Orator
00:09:38.000 Inspire
00:09:39.000 Population
00:09:40.000 Boom
00:09:41.000 Yes please
00:09:42.000 We need that
00:09:43.000 So what I'm gonna do now
00:09:44.000 Is I'm just gonna
00:09:46.000 Get these regions
00:09:47.000 To flourish
00:09:49.000 And
00:09:50.000 That's also
00:09:51.000 Very good
00:09:52.000 As in my
00:09:53.000 Ostrogoth campaign
00:09:54.000 The Saltworks
00:09:55.000 Boom
00:09:56.000 We're gonna go with that
00:09:57.000 No question about that at all
00:09:58.000 Erm
00:10:01.000 Fruit Orchard
00:10:05.000 Perfect
00:10:06.000 And that's basically what we can do
00:10:08.000 This turn
00:10:10.000 Not really much
00:10:11.000 However
00:10:12.000 However
00:10:13.000 This is quite important
00:10:14.000 The faction
00:10:15.000 Our faction leader
00:10:16.000 Is 0.88
00:10:17.000 Erm
00:10:18.000 Oh it's only 16 years of age
00:10:20.000 I didn't know that
00:10:21.000 Gonna put him
00:10:22.000 As
00:10:23.000 A governor
00:10:24.000 In
00:10:25.000 Italia
00:10:26.000 Gonna keep him
00:10:27.000 In
00:10:28.000 Italia
00:10:29.000 Gonna keep him
00:10:31.000 No
00:10:32.000 Not
00:10:33.000 Oh yeah Liguria can work as well
00:10:36.000 Erm
00:10:37.000 In all actually
00:10:38.000 And then
00:10:39.000 Want you
00:10:40.000 Flavius Stilico
00:10:43.000 Flavius Stilico
00:10:49.000 To
00:10:50.000 Take up
00:10:51.000 No
00:10:52.000 Okay he can't
00:10:53.000 Because he
00:10:54.000 Oh yeah
00:10:56.000 He's still
00:10:57.000 Erm
00:10:58.000 He's still
00:10:59.000 A general
00:11:00.000 But where is he?
00:11:03.000 Aha
00:11:04.000 Oh god
00:11:05.000 I almost
00:11:06.000 Almost forgot to disband him
00:11:08.000 Boom
00:11:09.000 Boom
00:11:10.000 And there you see the
00:11:12.000 Increase there as well
00:11:13.000 So I
00:11:14.000 Hope
00:11:16.000 That we don't have any
00:11:17.000 Other armies
00:11:18.000 Lurking around
00:11:19.000 Taking money from us
00:11:20.000 Because we
00:11:21.000 Said we don't really have the
00:11:23.000 Money for that except those two armies
00:11:26.000 And
00:11:27.000 So yeah
00:11:28.000 He's gonna be back
00:11:29.000 Next turn
00:11:30.000 You see there
00:11:31.000 So he's heading back to the capital
00:11:34.000 Other guys
00:11:35.000 As
00:11:40.000 Okay we need
00:11:41.000 We need more money to
00:11:42.000 Appoint
00:11:43.000 Governors
00:11:46.000 So salt work
00:11:47.000 You'll actually have to wait
00:11:48.000 Unfortunately
00:11:51.000 Logistics expert
00:11:52.000 Replenishment
00:11:53.000 Replenishment
00:11:54.000 No thank you
00:11:55.000 Administer
00:11:56.000 Tax rate
00:11:57.000 Boom
00:11:58.000 Wonderful
00:11:59.000 And we can have you in
00:12:00.000 Itali
00:12:01.000 Italia then
00:12:06.000 And what can you do?
00:12:07.000 Marksman
00:12:08.000 No
00:12:09.000 I'm not really interested in that
00:12:10.000 To be honest
00:12:13.000 Statesman
00:12:14.000 61 years of age
00:12:17.000 But he's loyal at least
00:12:18.000 And we're gonna put you in
00:12:20.000 Where might we put you?
00:12:25.000 Magna
00:12:27.000 Gratia
00:12:29.000 No idea how you pronounce that
00:12:30.000 To be honest
00:12:31.000 No idea
00:12:32.000 What so ever
00:12:34.000 And do we have a last
00:12:36.000 Okay I will
00:12:37.000 He's gonna be kicked out later on
00:12:39.000 In
00:12:43.000 In
00:12:44.000 In all actuality
00:12:45.000 Keep it at
00:12:46.000 Insulae
00:12:49.000 There
00:12:50.000 And we have some
00:12:54.000 Gonna go with
00:12:55.000 Minus 5% corruption
00:12:58.000 Can be a good idea
00:12:59.000 All over the board
00:13:00.000 In all actuality
00:13:02.000 And then switch to
00:13:03.000 Public order
00:13:04.000 Like the bread in games
00:13:09.000 Boom
00:13:11.000 And
00:13:12.000 The last one
00:13:13.000 Is up here
00:13:14.000 Mediolanum
00:13:17.000 Done
00:13:18.000 Alright cool
00:13:19.000 Now I
00:13:20.000 I hope at least
00:13:21.000 We've done everything
00:13:22.000 We
00:13:23.000 We can
00:13:24.000 Just gonna run through
00:13:25.000 The empire
00:13:27.000 Not a turn
00:13:28.000 The public order here
00:13:29.000 Will be a problem
00:13:31.000 So what can we do?
00:13:32.000 Malaka
00:13:33.000 Boom
00:13:35.000 Fountain
00:13:37.000 Minus 10 in food consumption
00:13:38.000 Yeah that's
00:13:39.000 That's fine
00:13:40.000 Public order and sanitation
00:13:41.000 Is really important
00:13:42.000 In this game
00:13:43.000 So we're
00:13:44.000 We're gonna go with that
00:13:46.000 And
00:13:48.000 Let's see what
00:13:49.000 What the first turn might bring
00:13:52.000 And now I hope
00:13:53.000 I haven't forgotten anything
00:13:54.000 Because that would be rather 0.65
00:13:56.000 Silly of me 0.92
00:13:57.000 If I had 0.96
00:14:01.000 The only thing
00:14:02.000 I'm wondering is
00:14:03.000 If these guys
00:14:04.000 If these guys
00:14:05.000 No I'm gonna keep them
00:14:06.000 Actually
00:14:07.000 I will keep them
00:14:11.000 Might be a good idea
00:14:13.000 Recruit those two
00:14:15.000 End turn
00:14:16.000 End turn
00:14:17.000 Okay that was
00:14:18.000 The most important turn
00:14:19.000 Of the game
00:14:25.000 Not gonna call
00:14:26.000 For my allies
00:14:27.000 For help
00:14:28.000 Because that's
00:14:29.000 You know I don't
00:14:30.000 I don't need to
00:14:31.000 Call in favors
00:14:32.000 In favors
00:14:33.000 I'm
00:14:34.000 I'm hardly gonna fight them
00:14:35.000 Either way because they're up in
00:14:36.000 In Britannia
00:14:37.000 And I've already
00:14:38.000 I've already left
00:14:39.000 There
00:14:40.000 So yeah I was gonna say
00:14:41.000 I made the
00:14:42.000 Most important turn
00:14:43.000 Of the game
00:14:44.000 Of the game
00:14:45.000 Basically
00:14:46.000 Hopefully I didn't forget
00:14:47.000 Anything just because
00:14:48.000 I was recording
00:14:52.000 Okay and these
00:14:53.000 These kind of battles
00:14:55.000 I'm not gonna take it all
00:14:56.000 Because that will
00:14:58.000 Just take
00:14:59.000 Tremendous amount of time
00:15:01.000 And if you're gonna
00:15:02.000 Play this campaign
00:15:03.000 For yourself as well
00:15:05.000 I mean I've played it before
00:15:06.000 It's
00:15:07.000 It will be too
00:15:08.000 Time consuming
00:15:09.000 For it to be worth it
00:15:10.000 So I'm just gonna
00:15:11.000 Take the really important ones
00:15:16.000 Alright there we go
00:15:17.000 Cool
00:15:18.000 Come at me bro 0.99
00:15:19.000 Come at me 1.00
00:15:22.000 No thanks 1.00
00:15:23.000 Go fuck yourself 1.00
00:15:24.000 You're not getting 1.00
00:15:25.000 My daughter you 0.97
00:15:26.000 Filthy 0.98
00:15:27.000 Greedy
00:15:28.000 200 gold
00:15:29.000 What's
00:15:30.000 God
00:15:31.000 Settlement sacked
00:15:32.000 Fine
00:15:33.000 Raiding
00:15:35.000 Raiding
00:15:36.000 A lot
00:15:37.000 A lot has happened
00:15:39.000 Ready for duty
00:15:40.000 A lot of guys
00:15:41.000 Are ready for duty
00:15:42.000 I can
00:15:43.000 Assure you that
00:15:45.000 Oh
00:15:47.000 Now let's see
00:15:54.000 Think about kicking him out
00:15:57.000 To make
00:15:58.000 Position for this guy
00:15:59.000 So yeah we're actually gonna
00:16:04.000 Do that
00:16:05.000 Right now 0.99
00:16:09.000 Kick you out 0.99
00:16:10.000 Boom
00:16:13.000 The reason for that
00:16:14.000 Is that
00:16:15.000 We want our family
00:16:16.000 To be as high of
00:16:17.000 Influence as possible
00:16:22.000 Boom
00:16:23.000 There we are
00:16:24.000 Now he's installed
00:16:26.000 There
00:16:27.000 I'm gonna look at
00:16:28.000 What can be done here as well
00:16:29.000 Boom
00:16:30.000 You can go there
00:16:35.000 You are quite loyal
00:16:36.000 That's good
00:16:39.000 General Lusitania
00:16:41.000 You are
00:16:43.000 Being needed as well
00:16:46.000 These guys
00:16:51.000 Governor
00:16:54.000 Alright cool
00:16:55.000 They will have to do
00:16:56.000 Like that
00:16:58.000 Now
00:16:59.000 True friends
00:17:04.000 Head straight down there
00:17:07.000 And these guys will probably
00:17:08.000 Try to take
00:17:09.000 Tingis
00:17:10.000 And will make
00:17:12.000 A maneuver to get
00:17:13.000 Around them
00:17:15.000 Whereas these guys
00:17:16.000 They haven't declared war on us
00:17:17.000 Yet
00:17:19.000 Might be a bit problematic
00:17:20.000 Like
00:17:21.000 Oh well
00:17:22.000 It is what it is
00:17:26.000 Italia
00:17:27.000 This is where it's at
00:17:28.000 Rome
00:17:29.000 Will obviously not
00:17:30.000 Not fall
00:17:31.000 Not one bit
00:17:32.000 Thank you very much
00:17:33.000 Now we have the salt
00:17:34.000 There
00:17:35.000 Fiorentina
00:17:36.000 We can build
00:17:37.000 We can build
00:17:41.000 Fountain
00:17:45.000 No we are actually not going to do that
00:17:47.000 Because we need more food as well
00:17:50.000 And the overall tactic is
00:17:56.000 I am going to stop the hordes here
00:17:57.000 Verona
00:17:58.000 They are not taking one step further than Verona
00:18:02.000 Aqualia might be taken 0.98
00:18:04.000 Don't really know if we can do anything more there
00:18:08.000 But
00:18:14.000 Workshops
00:18:15.000 Always nice
00:18:16.000 With some
00:18:17.000 Some more cash
00:18:20.000 Some more cash
00:18:21.000 And things
00:18:25.000 We are just going to expand our economy
00:18:28.000 And the secure regions will be primary in that regard
00:18:36.000 Fishing
00:18:37.000 Always nice
00:18:38.000 Yes
00:18:39.000 Thank you
00:18:42.000 And do we have public order
00:18:43.000 Yes please
00:18:49.000 And look at this
00:18:51.000 Gold
00:18:55.000 Public order
00:18:57.000 Minus
00:18:58.000 Five
00:18:59.000 Is that really worth it though
00:19:01.000 I
00:19:02.000 I'm not really comfortable with building anything here to be honest
00:19:06.000 Segustio
00:19:08.000 That's a high fertility region 1.00
00:19:11.000 So we are going to go with
00:19:13.000 Wheat fields
00:19:16.000 And we can also build something
00:19:17.000 Fun
00:19:20.000 Workshops
00:19:21.000 Ok cool
00:19:22.000 That will be that for this
00:19:23.000 This turn
00:19:24.000 I'm going to end
00:19:25.000 So yeah
00:19:26.000 I'm not going to make this
00:19:28.000 Episode
00:19:30.000 All too long
00:19:31.000 In all actuality
00:19:32.000 This was more like the
00:19:34.000 Introductory
00:19:35.000 Video to this campaign
00:19:36.000 Because I thought to
00:19:37.000 At least
00:19:38.000 Get it started as it were
00:19:39.000 So
00:19:41.000 I'm just going to see what the crack is this turn
00:19:43.000 And then also
00:19:44.000 What I want you
00:19:45.000 To contribute with
00:19:46.000 Here is like
00:19:47.000 Obviously
00:19:48.000 I can't
00:19:49.000 I can't make a series
00:19:50.000 Of the whole campaign
00:19:51.000 Because that would take
00:19:53.000 Forever
00:19:54.000 Basically
00:19:55.000 To do
00:19:56.000 So what I am wondering is
00:19:57.000 How much of it
00:19:58.000 Do you want to see
00:20:00.000 How
00:20:01.000 How often
00:20:02.000 Should I upload
00:20:03.000 Like
00:20:04.000 And
00:20:06.000 What is the custom
00:20:07.000 Victory
00:20:08.000 Objective for this campaign
00:20:09.000 Because the
00:20:10.000 Victory objective as it is
00:20:11.000 Is to survive
00:20:12.000 Survive
00:20:13.000 For a very long time
00:20:14.000 And you have kind of
00:20:15.000 Won the game
00:20:16.000 Before
00:20:17.000 Before that comes along
00:20:18.000 So
00:20:19.000 So I am thinking about
00:20:23.000 You know maybe
00:20:25.000 Make an episode each
00:20:27.000 Three years or something
00:20:29.000 Three years or something
00:20:31.000 I mean in the game
00:20:32.000 Not
00:20:33.000 Not in real life
00:20:34.000 And
00:20:35.000 You know keep it
00:20:38.000 Keep it at that basically
00:20:40.000 Because every turn
00:20:42.000 It will take
00:20:43.000 Forever basically
00:20:46.000 To do
00:20:47.000 All right
00:20:49.000 True friends
00:20:50.000 I actually thought
00:20:51.000 To end the episode
00:20:52.000 Right there but then
00:20:53.000 I
00:20:54.000 Thought to myself like
00:20:55.000 This is the first
00:20:56.000 Episode of
00:20:57.000 What might just be
00:20:59.000 The most glorious campaign
00:21:00.000 Ever on this YouTube channel
00:21:01.000 So I am actually going to
00:21:02.000 Take this battle
00:21:03.000 I don't think we can win
00:21:04.000 But
00:21:05.000 What we can do
00:21:06.000 True friends is
00:21:07.000 Make them sustain
00:21:08.000 Enough casualties
00:21:09.000 So that
00:21:10.000 It will be
00:21:11.000 An easy thing for us
00:21:12.000 To take their settlement
00:21:13.000 And subjugate them 0.67
00:21:14.000 After that
00:21:15.000 So that is basically
00:21:16.000 My plan right now
00:21:17.000 Otherwise
00:21:18.000 If
00:21:19.000 Were that outnumbered
00:21:20.000 In some other settlement
00:21:21.000 It wouldn't have been
00:21:22.000 As important
00:21:23.000 To take all of these
00:21:24.000 Little battles
00:21:25.000 But
00:21:26.000 As
00:21:27.000 I am
00:21:28.000 Marching down
00:21:29.000 With an army
00:21:30.000 From Hispania
00:21:31.000 Right now
00:21:32.000 As we speak
00:21:33.000 It is
00:21:34.000 Of vital importance
00:21:35.000 That
00:21:36.000 We
00:21:37.000 We face
00:21:38.000 As few
00:21:39.000 Enemy soldiers
00:21:40.000 As possible
00:21:44.000 So basically
00:21:45.000 What I am doing
00:21:46.000 Right now
00:21:47.000 Is 0.88
00:21:48.000 Yeah
00:21:49.000 Just
00:21:50.000 Making them
00:21:51.000 Take as many casualties
00:21:52.000 As possible
00:21:56.000 So I am just going to
00:21:57.000 Defend this
00:21:58.000 Little
00:21:59.000 Fortification
00:22:00.000 As it were
00:22:02.000 And
00:22:03.000 Make them
00:22:04.000 Bleed
00:22:05.000 For us
00:22:06.000 I assume
00:22:07.000 They will
00:22:08.000 Come from there
00:22:09.000 Probably land somewhere here
00:22:10.000 And take this route up
00:22:11.000 So
00:22:12.000 That is what I am doing
00:22:13.000 This barricade will probably halt them for a bit
00:22:19.000 And
00:22:26.000 And
00:22:27.000 These guys will
00:22:28.000 Stand at the ready
00:22:29.000 Right there
00:22:30.000 So now we have fortified our little hilltop here
00:22:35.000 Gonna run in with our
00:22:37.000 Roman light marine general here
00:22:40.000 So we don't get caught out in the open
00:22:43.000 Because now they are
00:22:45.000 Coming at us
00:22:46.000 With some cavalry
00:22:47.000 And that is
00:22:48.000 Desert raiders
00:22:49.000 I am going to speed up the gameplay a bit
00:22:59.000 Hidden units
00:23:00.000 Right
00:23:01.000 There
00:23:02.000 To
00:23:03.000 Maybe get the general or something
00:23:05.000 That is also
00:23:06.000 Very important
00:23:07.000 In
00:23:08.000 In this game
00:23:09.000 To get the general
00:23:10.000 And that is obviously
00:23:11.000 Historically
00:23:12.000 Accurate
00:23:13.000 That
00:23:14.000 That
00:23:15.000 You are
00:23:16.000 Cutting off the 0.69
00:23:17.000 Head of the snake
00:23:18.000 As it were
00:23:20.000 And also
00:23:21.000 In each
00:23:22.000 Defensive
00:23:23.000 Battle as the Romans 0.97
00:23:24.000 Boom
00:23:26.000 And
00:23:27.000 Boom
00:23:28.000 Defensive testudo
00:23:29.000 Is where it is at
00:23:30.000 Now
00:23:31.000 Also
00:23:33.000 I would have gone with
00:23:34.000 Flaming arrows
00:23:35.000 Because that is
00:23:36.000 A really solid thing to do
00:23:37.000 Against cavalry
00:23:38.000 But it is our settlement
00:23:39.000 I don't want it to
00:23:40.000 To
00:23:41.000 Burn
00:23:42.000 So
00:23:45.000 That is the reason
00:23:46.000 For that
00:23:51.000 And now they 0.97
00:23:52.000 I can't really shoot at them
00:23:53.000 Because they are out of our
00:23:54.000 Little line
00:23:55.000 And
00:23:56.000 I am going to
00:23:57.000 Save the ammunition
00:23:58.000 For when we can get
00:23:59.000 A really good
00:24:00.000 And clean shot
00:24:01.000 Like in the rear
00:24:02.000 Or the flank
00:24:03.000 Or anything
00:24:04.000 Like this is brilliant
00:24:05.000 Just 0.98
00:24:07.000 Shooting at these 1.00
00:24:08.000 Bastards 1.00
00:24:09.000 How dare they 1.00
00:24:10.000 Come and talk to us
00:24:11.000 Like that
00:24:16.000 And
00:24:17.000 Okay
00:24:18.000 Okay
00:24:19.000 Desert Chieftain
00:24:23.000 Could be very cool
00:24:24.000 To get a
00:24:25.000 A lucky shot
00:24:26.000 There to
00:24:27.000 Take out
00:24:28.000 That general
00:24:29.000 Okay they are going around
00:24:30.000 Where are they going?
00:24:31.000 Are they trying to take this route
00:24:33.000 Perhaps
00:24:35.000 Or
00:24:36.000 This route
00:24:37.000 We will see
00:24:38.000 True friends
00:24:39.000 And
00:24:40.000 Last
00:24:41.000 A fire has started
00:24:42.000 Among the houses
00:24:43.000 Okay
00:24:44.000 That must have been
00:24:45.000 One of the towers
00:24:46.000 That shot at them
00:24:48.000 And this
00:24:49.000 I just love this
00:24:50.000 I might have said this before
00:24:51.000 But
00:24:52.000 In Age of Empires 2
00:24:53.000 Favorite unit
00:24:54.000 Is 0.88
00:24:56.000 Theotonic knights
00:24:57.000 I just love when they are
00:25:00.000 Theotonic knights are
00:25:02.000 Heavy
00:25:04.000 Slow
00:25:05.000 A bit smaller
00:25:06.000 Than everything else
00:25:07.000 But it is heavily armoured
00:25:08.000 So you can stand toe to toe
00:25:09.000 With basically everything
00:25:10.000 And come out on top
00:25:11.000 I like that
00:25:17.000 And do we have any
00:25:18.000 Camel warriors 1.00
00:25:19.000 Camel warriors 1.00
00:25:20.000 And
00:25:21.000 More Camel warriors
00:25:22.000 I don't really need to waste arrows on
00:25:29.000 These guys
00:25:31.000 To be honest
00:25:34.000 Here however
00:25:38.000 Hello mate
00:25:39.000 How are we today?
00:25:40.000 How are we today?
00:25:42.000 The barricades are under attack
00:25:44.000 We must
00:25:45.000 Save the barricades
00:25:51.000 And we have a battler
00:25:52.000 Boom
00:25:53.000 Desert Chieftain
00:25:56.000 It's of vital importance
00:25:57.000 That we
00:25:59.000 Deal with him 1.00
00:26:03.000 The stupid archers 1.00
00:26:04.000 Decided that 1.00
00:26:05.000 It would be a
00:26:06.000 Fun thing
00:26:07.000 To
00:26:08.000 Engage in a
00:26:09.000 Scraff
00:26:10.000 There
00:26:11.000 Gonna try to get
00:26:12.000 This
00:26:13.000 General
00:26:14.000 As soon as possible
00:26:16.000 Because
00:26:17.000 Then the
00:26:18.000 Enemy will suffer a
00:26:19.000 Morale bonus
00:26:20.000 And here is
00:26:21.000 Use the whip
00:26:23.000 Melee defense
00:26:24.000 Boom
00:26:25.000 Cool
00:26:26.000 We have surrounded 1.00
00:26:27.000 The genius bastard 1.00
00:26:28.000 The 1.00
00:26:32.000 Okay
00:26:33.000 Desert hurlers 0.97
00:26:34.000 Might have to deal with this
00:26:35.000 And
00:26:36.000 Then
00:26:37.000 Return to the
00:26:38.000 Return to the fray
00:26:39.000 As it were
00:26:40.000 And
00:26:41.000 Let us see
00:26:46.000 We have
00:26:47.000 We have
00:26:48.000 Okay
00:26:49.000 They're
00:26:50.000 They're
00:26:51.000 Trying to capture this tower
00:26:52.000 Or trying
00:26:53.000 They are
00:26:54.000 They are
00:26:55.000 Capturing it
00:26:59.000 But yeah cool
00:27:00.000 The desert general is 0.93
00:27:01.000 Dying at least
00:27:02.000 And I've said
00:27:03.000 The word general
00:27:04.000 Like 50 times
00:27:05.000 Already
00:27:06.000 In this
00:27:07.000 Battle
00:27:08.000 But
00:27:09.000 I suppose
00:27:10.000 To emphasize
00:27:11.000 The importance of him
00:27:18.000 Oh 1.00
00:27:19.000 Fuck 1.00
00:27:21.000 They've gotten around there 1.00
00:27:22.000 Not glorious at all
00:27:27.000 Oh brilliant
00:27:29.000 Brilliant
00:27:32.000 And
00:27:33.000 If these guys can just break now
00:27:34.000 I really hate when it happens
00:27:36.000 Some stubborn units
00:27:37.000 Like
00:27:38.000 That will
00:27:39.000 That will never die
00:27:42.000 And our archer says
00:27:43.000 Why don't you break off
00:27:44.000 From that combat
00:27:53.000 And also here
00:27:54.000 I need to
00:27:55.000 Finish these guys off
00:27:56.000 Oh good good good
00:27:57.000 Now
00:27:59.000 Get away from there
00:28:01.000 Don't want to be caught by this 1.00
00:28:04.000 Ah fuck I was too late 1.00
00:28:05.000 Now they killed like 1.00
00:28:06.000 Ten
00:28:07.000 Ten
00:28:08.000 Ten horses
00:28:11.000 Come on then
00:28:12.000 Get out from there
00:28:16.000 That is annoying
00:28:17.000 If anything
00:28:18.000 Was ever annoying 0.99
00:28:19.000 That my fucking horses 0.99
00:28:20.000 Can't just 1.00
00:28:21.000 Say to themselves
00:28:22.000 Okay cool
00:28:23.000 Obey the commander
00:28:24.000 And run
00:28:25.000 Oh no
00:28:26.000 Oh no
00:28:27.000 They decided to do something
00:28:28.000 Completely different
00:28:29.000 And now they're all dead
00:28:39.000 Eh
00:28:40.000 Not all dead
00:28:41.000 But
00:28:42.000 Almost half of them are dead
00:28:47.000 And
00:28:48.000 What can we do here
00:28:52.000 Charge into their archers
00:28:53.000 Perhaps
00:28:55.000 Boom boom
00:28:56.000 And 0.98
00:28:57.000 Heavy shot on you
00:28:58.000 So their heavy shot
00:28:59.000 Is 0.88
00:29:00.000 Is good against
00:29:01.000 Infantry
00:29:03.000 And
00:29:04.000 They have their general there
00:29:05.000 I'll try to
00:29:12.000 Try to snipe him 1.00
00:29:13.000 The heinous bastard 1.00
00:29:18.000 And 1.00
00:29:19.000 Yeah it looks like
00:29:20.000 We're
00:29:21.000 Gonna be defeated
00:29:22.000 But
00:29:25.000 I suppose we have sustained
00:29:26.000 Some casualties on the
00:29:27.000 Bloody enemy
00:29:28.000 Okay
00:29:29.000 Not half
00:29:30.000 The
00:29:31.000 Troop
00:29:32.000 So
00:29:34.000 Not all too bad
00:29:35.000 Now
00:29:36.000 In all actuality
00:29:37.000 But
00:29:38.000 I just wanted to have
00:29:39.000 A
00:29:40.000 Cool
00:29:41.000 Battle
00:29:42.000 In the first episode also
00:29:52.000 Desert
00:29:53.000 Levy
00:29:56.000 They shouldn't even
00:29:57.000 Be able to
00:29:58.000 Stand up to my units
00:30:00.000 But
00:30:01.000 But
00:30:02.000 Oh well
00:30:03.000 It's no time to be bitter
00:30:04.000 Now Troop Prince
00:30:06.000 I will get
00:30:07.000 The 0.99
00:30:08.000 Revenge on them
00:30:21.000 No 1.00
00:30:23.000 Fuck 1.00
00:30:25.000 I thought I could get in a cool rear charge 1.00
00:30:26.000 With the
00:30:28.000 With my little horses there
00:30:31.000 Or more like a charge
00:30:32.000 On this
00:30:33.000 Desert general
00:30:34.000 But
00:30:35.000 Oh no
00:30:39.000 Okay
00:30:40.000 If we can just
00:30:50.000 I want to get into
00:30:51.000 Testudo mode
00:30:53.000 Can we please do that
00:30:55.000 Come on come on come on
00:30:56.000 Did we actually go into testudo mode
00:30:58.000 Did we actually go into testudo mode?
00:31:03.000 No?
00:31:07.000 Did we?
00:31:08.000 Or did we not?
00:31:09.000 Oh well
00:31:10.000 I can't really see
00:31:11.000 Let's see
00:31:16.000 These guys can perhaps
00:31:17.000 Get around for flank charge
00:31:18.000 That would be cool
00:31:24.000 A tight and glorious battle indeed
00:31:28.000 Would be awesome
00:31:29.000 If we could get that
00:31:30.000 Corsair general
00:31:32.000 The men are losing faith
00:31:33.000 The men are losing faith
00:31:35.000 Our men flee to fear
00:31:36.000 All righty then
00:31:38.000 A glorious battle indeed
00:31:39.000 I suppose
00:31:40.000 And as I said
00:31:41.000 We'll get 0.66
00:31:43.000 Get a revenge on them 0.94
00:31:45.000 Next
00:31:47.000 Next episode
00:31:49.000 So I'm gonna conclude this
00:31:51.000 This first episode
00:31:53.000 After this battle
00:31:54.000 Is 0.88
00:31:56.000 I'm gonna
00:31:59.000 Fight out the last
00:32:00.000 Valiant
00:32:03.000 Fight as it were
00:32:06.000 Sagittarii
00:32:07.000 The running 1.00
00:32:08.000 Bloody cowards 0.99
00:32:10.000 All right 1.00
00:32:11.000 Close defeat
00:32:15.000 Losses
00:32:16.000 Okay
00:32:17.000 They don't have
00:32:18.000 That many remaining
00:32:19.000 When we come for them
00:32:20.000 So that will actually feel
00:32:22.000 That will actually feel
00:32:25.000 Rather glorious
00:32:27.000 I think that was
00:32:29.000 Correct English
00:32:30.000 I don't
00:32:31.000 I don't really know
00:32:32.000 But yeah
00:32:33.000 They will sack that
00:32:34.000 Little settlement right
00:32:35.000 There
00:32:36.000 I suppose
00:32:37.000 And that's just
00:32:38.000 Something we'll have to
00:32:43.000 And yeah I'm just gonna
00:32:44.000 Take the turn right there
00:32:45.000 Boom
00:32:46.000 Settlement sacked
00:32:47.000 Settlement sacked
00:32:51.000 And there we are
00:32:55.000 Okay
00:32:56.000 So I'm just gonna
00:32:57.000 Conclude this episode
00:32:58.000 With looking at
00:32:59.000 Our
00:33:04.000 Army right there
00:33:05.000 So
00:33:09.000 Oh God
00:33:10.000 All right
00:33:11.000 So the next episode
00:33:12.000 Will be really good
00:33:13.000 Because then we'll go down
00:33:14.000 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
00:33:17.000 Stand there
00:33:18.000 Take the turn
00:33:19.000 And just grab the settlement 0.99
00:33:21.000 Fucking wonderful 0.98
00:33:22.000 Love it 0.97
00:33:23.000 All right
00:33:24.000 Cool
00:33:25.000 Thank you very much for watching this
00:33:26.000 This first episode
00:33:27.000 As always
00:33:28.000 Come with any constructive criticism
00:33:29.000 Etc
00:33:30.000 If you have any
00:33:32.000 And who am I?
00:33:33.000 I'm the last legionnaire of Rome
00:33:35.000 XXO
00:33:36.000 Boom