The Golden One - July 18, 2015


Total War： Western Roman Empire Chapter 1


Episode Stats

Length

33 minutes

Words per Minute

115.00248

Word Count

3,866

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

34


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 A god in heaven and godness of the earth, aid me now!
00:00:10.000 Greetings, proud sons of Rome!
00:00:13.000 We're back in Attila, I'm gonna start up a new campaign
00:00:16.000 And as I've promised for a good few weeks now, it will be the Western Roman Empire
00:00:20.000 Because I want revenge
00:00:22.000 I made a bit of a fool out of myself with the last campaign
00:00:25.000 I started it basically when I got the game
00:00:27.000 I had no clue whatsoever on what to do
00:00:30.000 But now, as I've played through the campaign
00:00:32.000 I even wrote a little guide on it
00:00:34.000 I am very much looking forward to taking revenge
00:00:39.000 On the blasphemous barbarians and rebels
00:00:42.000 Who would crush our beloved Imperium
00:00:45.000 So yes, this is a metaphor for Western Europe today
00:00:48.000 And it shall not fall
00:00:50.000 I'm gonna do my very best to keep the Empire intact
00:00:54.000 And obviously as I said in the introduction for the other video
00:00:57.000 Like this time period is a bit of a personal interest for me
00:01:02.000 Has always been so
00:01:03.000 And now I'm gonna try to lead the Romans on to victory
00:01:08.000 And let's get into the campaign
00:01:11.000 The starting challenge is legendary
00:01:14.000 Cultural trait, Imperial allegiance
00:01:16.000 Can levy units for friendly hordes passing through Roman territory
00:01:19.000 That's brilliant
00:01:20.000 So we're actually gonna steal the barbarians when they're walking through us
00:01:26.000 Immigration public order penalties
00:01:28.000 Minus 50%
00:01:29.000 Something we do not have in Europe today
00:01:31.000 But we're gonna use it in this campaign at least
00:01:36.000 So, without further ado
00:01:38.000 Let's start the campaign
00:01:39.000 And let's enjoy the cinematic that is coming up
00:01:43.000 And here we are
00:01:47.000 The eternal city
00:01:48.000 The air was filled with smoke and blood
00:01:52.000 Love this
00:01:53.000 Absolutely fucking love this
00:01:54.000 The Roman Empire was divided
00:02:01.000 From the pillars of Hercules to the far reaches of the Adriatic
00:02:07.000 The western empire stretched
00:02:09.000 Sacred earth
00:02:12.000 Where men of greatness conquered
00:02:14.000 Glory to Rome
00:02:17.000 Those who followed neglected Rome
00:02:20.000 Fighting over the scraps of past glory
00:02:23.000 Past glory
00:02:37.000 They would either cast aside their petty differences
00:02:41.000 Or succumb to Barbara's darkness
00:02:44.000 And behold a red horse
00:02:49.000 And power was given to him that sat thereon
00:02:52.000 To take peace from the earth
00:03:02.000 Romans of the western empire
00:03:05.000 Those noble sons of the eternal city
00:03:09.000 The time had come to restore power to Rome
00:03:14.000 They made ready for war
00:03:18.000 Love it
00:03:19.000 Absolutely love it
00:03:20.000 Now for God in heaven
00:03:22.000 And for the eternal city
00:03:26.000 Let's reclaim
00:03:27.000 It was the will of the late emperor Theodosius
00:03:30.000 That Rome be divided
00:03:33.000 And this has left you in a precarious situation
00:03:36.000 Indeed it has
00:03:37.000 We are in a bit of a situation
00:03:39.000 Indeed
00:03:40.000 To protect the western empire from barbarian threat
00:03:44.000 The burden of military and civil maintenance
00:03:47.000 Has left your economy in tatters
00:03:51.000 Public order is waning
00:03:53.000 So it may be wise to consolidate your forces closer to the capital
00:03:58.000 Seeding frontier territories as a buffer if necessary
00:04:02.000 Once your infrastructure has been strengthened
00:04:06.000 And the immediate threats dealt with
00:04:08.000 You will be ready to strike forth
00:04:11.000 Conquer your enemies
00:04:13.000 And if possible
00:04:15.000 Regain dominion over the Eastern Roman Empire
00:04:18.000 Oh I intend to do so indeed
00:04:20.000 I am worthy of Augustus himself
00:04:26.000 Alright, this is the most important episode
00:04:29.000 And the most important turn
00:04:30.000 Everything I do right now
00:04:32.000 Will lay the foundation of later turns
00:04:35.000 So basically what I do now
00:04:37.000 I hope I don't make any mistakes
00:04:40.000 Because I'm recording this
00:04:42.000 But
00:04:43.000 But yeah
00:04:44.000 I'll talk you through what I'm gonna do this turn
00:04:47.000 So this turn will be very important
00:04:50.000 And
00:04:51.000 Set the tone for the rest of the campaign
00:04:54.000 So first thing I'm gonna do is
00:04:56.000 Disband everything
00:04:58.000 Basically
00:04:59.000 You see the income right now
00:05:01.000 Very low
00:05:02.000 We can't expand our economy with that
00:05:04.000 And these guys will die either way
00:05:05.000 So I'm sorry
00:05:06.000 I'm gonna disband you
00:05:08.000 And you see there almost doubled the income
00:05:09.000 Gonna see if we have any churches
00:05:12.000 Latin chapel
00:05:14.000 Maintenance cost
00:05:15.000 Minus 200
00:05:16.000 Now I can't afford that
00:05:17.000 I'm sorry
00:05:18.000 I'm gonna have to disband you
00:05:20.000 And these kind of outer regions
00:05:23.000 They will fall
00:05:24.000 There is no chance in hell
00:05:26.000 That I can keep on to these
00:05:28.000 Same thing there
00:05:30.000 Disband you
00:05:32.000 And here we have the Eastern Roman Empire
00:05:35.000 So I'm gonna go region to region
00:05:37.000 Disband churches basically
00:05:40.000 Disband churches basically
00:05:42.000 The
00:05:44.000 Exception is the Latin
00:05:46.000 Patriarchal Church
00:05:48.000 Because we're gonna recruit priests here
00:05:50.000 And I need our
00:05:52.000 Little priests as it were
00:05:54.000 Gonna disband you right there
00:05:58.000 Right there
00:06:02.000 And
00:06:05.000 Same thing there
00:06:06.000 Mediolanum
00:06:07.000 Is obviously our capital
00:06:08.000 Not Rome
00:06:09.000 Actually
00:06:11.000 You might be surprised there
00:06:12.000 I'm actually gonna
00:06:13.000 Just go with
00:06:14.000 Comet Attentis
00:06:15.000 Spears
00:06:16.000 Those are really good
00:06:17.000 Now in the last
00:06:18.000 Campaign I did
00:06:19.000 I said like
00:06:20.000 I'm not gonna yield Britain
00:06:22.000 However I am sorry
00:06:23.000 I will yield Britain
00:06:24.000 First thing I do actually
00:06:28.000 Because
00:06:29.000 We
00:06:30.000 We simply cannot hold on
00:06:31.000 To these kind of territories
00:06:33.000 So
00:06:35.000 So yeah
00:06:36.000 Sorry for that Britain
00:06:37.000 But
00:06:38.000 I will at the end of this
00:06:40.000 Campaign
00:06:41.000 That could actually be like
00:06:42.000 The goal of the campaign
00:06:43.000 That I reclaim
00:06:44.000 Britain
00:06:47.000 Commander
00:06:48.000 And
00:06:49.000 Disband you
00:06:50.000 And
00:06:51.000 Look at the
00:06:52.000 The difference
00:06:53.000 In income now
00:06:54.000 Boom
00:06:55.000 7,000
00:06:56.000 Same here
00:06:59.000 Disband you
00:07:01.000 Boom
00:07:02.000 Almost 9,000
00:07:05.000 In goal
00:07:06.000 And we don't have any churches
00:07:08.000 Right there
00:07:10.000 So we're just gonna leave
00:07:11.000 Oh there we have
00:07:13.000 Sorry
00:07:15.000 And I'm sorry to all my
00:07:16.000 Christian true friends
00:07:17.000 To trade you
00:07:18.000 No I will still remain Christian
00:07:19.000 Though
00:07:20.000 But
00:07:21.000 Just a case that I can't
00:07:23.000 Can't afford the upkeep
00:07:24.000 Right
00:07:25.000 There
00:07:27.000 So I'm just gonna go through
00:07:29.000 The
00:07:32.000 I can actually edit
00:07:33.000 That way
00:07:34.000 When I just go through
00:07:35.000 The regions
00:07:36.000 And disband the churches
00:07:37.000 So be right back
00:07:39.000 Alright true friends
00:07:40.000 There's the churches
00:07:41.000 Taken care of
00:07:42.000 Now I will continue to
00:07:43.000 Disband armies
00:07:44.000 However this one
00:07:45.000 In Asturica
00:07:46.000 Will
00:07:47.000 Go down here
00:07:48.000 Because
00:07:49.000 If we look at the
00:07:50.000 Strategic map
00:07:54.000 Spain
00:07:55.000 Hispania
00:07:56.000 Mauritania
00:07:57.000 And Northern Africa
00:07:58.000 Is quite shielded
00:07:59.000 From the
00:08:00.000 The barbarians
00:08:01.000 From the north
00:08:02.000 So what I'm gonna do
00:08:03.000 Is I'm gonna try to
00:08:05.000 Subjugate
00:08:06.000 These Africans
00:08:07.000 The first thing I do
00:08:08.000 Basically
00:08:09.000 So that I can keep
00:08:10.000 Trading with them
00:08:11.000 And just have them
00:08:12.000 As true friends
00:08:13.000 So I have this little
00:08:14.000 Border secure
00:08:15.000 So that is why
00:08:16.000 I'm moving down
00:08:17.000 With this army
00:08:18.000 Down there
00:08:21.000 Down there to
00:08:22.000 To capture
00:08:23.000 Their
00:08:25.000 Little settlement
00:08:26.000 Here
00:08:27.000 Obviously I think
00:08:28.000 They will go up
00:08:29.000 And try to take Tinguis
00:08:30.000 So if we can get around
00:08:31.000 Capture their last settlement
00:08:32.000 And subjugate them
00:08:33.000 That would be
00:08:34.000 Highly glorious
00:08:35.000 Same thing
00:08:36.000 Could be done
00:08:37.000 Here
00:08:38.000 With Dimity
00:08:39.000 So I'm gonna keep
00:08:40.000 That army
00:08:41.000 As well
00:08:42.000 However
00:08:43.000 That is basically
00:08:44.000 What I'm gonna
00:08:45.000 Keep
00:08:46.000 In regards
00:08:47.000 To
00:08:48.000 To armies
00:08:50.000 And
00:08:51.000 Then
00:08:52.000 You might say
00:08:53.000 Like we're a bit
00:08:54.000 A bit unprotected
00:08:57.000 But that's
00:08:58.000 That's fine
00:08:59.000 They will
00:09:00.000 They will just
00:09:01.000 Sack
00:09:02.000 Our settlements
00:09:03.000 Up here
00:09:04.000 Lucky Diplomacy
00:09:05.000 Also
00:09:06.000 Good starting points
00:09:07.000 We trade with these guys
00:09:08.000 Trade with the Franks
00:09:09.000 As well
00:09:10.000 And
00:09:11.000 Unfriendly
00:09:12.000 Okay
00:09:13.000 The Garamantians
00:09:14.000 Okay
00:09:15.000 We're already
00:09:16.000 Trading with them
00:09:17.000 I will do you the honour
00:09:18.000 Of listening to your terms
00:09:19.000 Hoping to hear wisdom
00:09:21.000 And profit
00:09:22.000 Hello
00:09:23.000 Okay no
00:09:24.000 Not
00:09:25.000 Not
00:09:26.000 Any luck there
00:09:28.000 Gonna see
00:09:29.000 If anyone else wants to
00:09:30.000 No
00:09:31.000 Nobody really wants to
00:09:32.000 Have anything to do
00:09:33.000 With us
00:09:34.000 To be honest
00:09:35.000 Like
00:09:36.000 Erm
00:09:37.000 Orator
00:09:38.000 Inspire
00:09:39.000 Population
00:09:40.000 Boom
00:09:41.000 Yes please
00:09:42.000 We need that
00:09:43.000 So what I'm gonna do now
00:09:44.000 Is I'm just gonna
00:09:46.000 Get these regions
00:09:47.000 To flourish
00:09:49.000 And
00:09:50.000 That's also
00:09:51.000 Very good
00:09:52.000 As in my
00:09:53.000 Ostrogoth campaign
00:09:54.000 The Saltworks
00:09:55.000 Boom
00:09:56.000 We're gonna go with that
00:09:57.000 No question about that at all
00:09:58.000 Erm
00:10:01.000 Fruit Orchard
00:10:05.000 Perfect
00:10:06.000 And that's basically what we can do
00:10:08.000 This turn
00:10:10.000 Not really much
00:10:11.000 However
00:10:12.000 However
00:10:13.000 This is quite important
00:10:14.000 The faction
00:10:15.000 Our faction leader
00:10:16.000 Is
00:10:17.000 Erm
00:10:18.000 Oh it's only 16 years of age
00:10:20.000 I didn't know that
00:10:21.000 Gonna put him
00:10:22.000 As
00:10:23.000 A governor
00:10:24.000 In
00:10:25.000 Italia
00:10:26.000 Gonna keep him
00:10:27.000 In
00:10:28.000 Italia
00:10:29.000 Gonna keep him
00:10:31.000 No
00:10:32.000 Not
00:10:33.000 Oh yeah Liguria can work as well
00:10:36.000 Erm
00:10:37.000 In all actually
00:10:38.000 And then
00:10:39.000 Want you
00:10:40.000 Flavius Stilico
00:10:43.000 Flavius Stilico
00:10:49.000 To
00:10:50.000 Take up
00:10:51.000 No
00:10:52.000 Okay he can't
00:10:53.000 Because he
00:10:54.000 Oh yeah
00:10:56.000 He's still
00:10:57.000 Erm
00:10:58.000 He's still
00:10:59.000 A general
00:11:00.000 But where is he?
00:11:03.000 Aha
00:11:04.000 Oh god
00:11:05.000 I almost
00:11:06.000 Almost forgot to disband him
00:11:08.000 Boom
00:11:09.000 Boom
00:11:10.000 And there you see the
00:11:12.000 Increase there as well
00:11:13.000 So I
00:11:14.000 Hope
00:11:16.000 That we don't have any
00:11:17.000 Other armies
00:11:18.000 Lurking around
00:11:19.000 Taking money from us
00:11:20.000 Because we
00:11:21.000 Said we don't really have the
00:11:23.000 Money for that except those two armies
00:11:26.000 And
00:11:27.000 So yeah
00:11:28.000 He's gonna be back
00:11:29.000 Next turn
00:11:30.000 You see there
00:11:31.000 So he's heading back to the capital
00:11:34.000 Other guys
00:11:35.000 As
00:11:40.000 Okay we need
00:11:41.000 We need more money to
00:11:42.000 Appoint
00:11:43.000 Governors
00:11:46.000 So salt work
00:11:47.000 You'll actually have to wait
00:11:48.000 Unfortunately
00:11:51.000 Logistics expert
00:11:52.000 Replenishment
00:11:53.000 Replenishment
00:11:54.000 No thank you
00:11:55.000 Administer
00:11:56.000 Tax rate
00:11:57.000 Boom
00:11:58.000 Wonderful
00:11:59.000 And we can have you in
00:12:00.000 Itali
00:12:01.000 Italia then
00:12:06.000 And what can you do?
00:12:07.000 Marksman
00:12:08.000 No
00:12:09.000 I'm not really interested in that
00:12:10.000 To be honest
00:12:13.000 Statesman
00:12:14.000 61 years of age
00:12:17.000 But he's loyal at least
00:12:18.000 And we're gonna put you in
00:12:20.000 Where might we put you?
00:12:25.000 Magna
00:12:27.000 Gratia
00:12:29.000 No idea how you pronounce that
00:12:30.000 To be honest
00:12:31.000 No idea
00:12:32.000 What so ever
00:12:34.000 And do we have a last
00:12:36.000 Okay I will
00:12:37.000 He's gonna be kicked out later on
00:12:39.000 In
00:12:43.000 In
00:12:44.000 In all actuality
00:12:45.000 Keep it at
00:12:46.000 Insulae
00:12:49.000 There
00:12:50.000 And we have some
00:12:54.000 Gonna go with
00:12:55.000 Minus 5% corruption
00:12:58.000 Can be a good idea
00:12:59.000 All over the board
00:13:00.000 In all actuality
00:13:02.000 And then switch to
00:13:03.000 Public order
00:13:04.000 Like the bread in games
00:13:09.000 Boom
00:13:11.000 And
00:13:12.000 The last one
00:13:13.000 Is up here
00:13:14.000 Mediolanum
00:13:17.000 Done
00:13:18.000 Alright cool
00:13:19.000 Now I
00:13:20.000 I hope at least
00:13:21.000 We've done everything
00:13:22.000 We
00:13:23.000 We can
00:13:24.000 Just gonna run through
00:13:25.000 The empire
00:13:27.000 Not a turn
00:13:28.000 The public order here
00:13:29.000 Will be a problem
00:13:31.000 So what can we do?
00:13:32.000 Malaka
00:13:33.000 Boom
00:13:35.000 Fountain
00:13:37.000 Minus 10 in food consumption
00:13:38.000 Yeah that's
00:13:39.000 That's fine
00:13:40.000 Public order and sanitation
00:13:41.000 Is really important
00:13:42.000 In this game
00:13:43.000 So we're
00:13:44.000 We're gonna go with that
00:13:46.000 And
00:13:48.000 Let's see what
00:13:49.000 What the first turn might bring
00:13:52.000 And now I hope
00:13:53.000 I haven't forgotten anything
00:13:54.000 Because that would be rather
00:13:56.000 Silly of me
00:13:57.000 If I had
00:14:01.000 The only thing
00:14:02.000 I'm wondering is
00:14:03.000 If these guys
00:14:04.000 If these guys
00:14:05.000 No I'm gonna keep them
00:14:06.000 Actually
00:14:07.000 I will keep them
00:14:11.000 Might be a good idea
00:14:13.000 Recruit those two
00:14:15.000 End turn
00:14:16.000 End turn
00:14:17.000 Okay that was
00:14:18.000 The most important turn
00:14:19.000 Of the game
00:14:25.000 Not gonna call
00:14:26.000 For my allies
00:14:27.000 For help
00:14:28.000 Because that's
00:14:29.000 You know I don't
00:14:30.000 I don't need to
00:14:31.000 Call in favors
00:14:32.000 In favors
00:14:33.000 I'm
00:14:34.000 I'm hardly gonna fight them
00:14:35.000 Either way because they're up in
00:14:36.000 In Britannia
00:14:37.000 And I've already
00:14:38.000 I've already left
00:14:39.000 There
00:14:40.000 So yeah I was gonna say
00:14:41.000 I made the
00:14:42.000 Most important turn
00:14:43.000 Of the game
00:14:44.000 Of the game
00:14:45.000 Basically
00:14:46.000 Hopefully I didn't forget
00:14:47.000 Anything just because
00:14:48.000 I was recording
00:14:52.000 Okay and these
00:14:53.000 These kind of battles
00:14:55.000 I'm not gonna take it all
00:14:56.000 Because that will
00:14:58.000 Just take
00:14:59.000 Tremendous amount of time
00:15:01.000 And if you're gonna
00:15:02.000 Play this campaign
00:15:03.000 For yourself as well
00:15:05.000 I mean I've played it before
00:15:06.000 It's
00:15:07.000 It will be too
00:15:08.000 Time consuming
00:15:09.000 For it to be worth it
00:15:10.000 So I'm just gonna
00:15:11.000 Take the really important ones
00:15:16.000 Alright there we go
00:15:17.000 Cool
00:15:18.000 Come at me bro
00:15:19.000 Come at me
00:15:22.000 No thanks
00:15:23.000 Go fuck yourself
00:15:24.000 You're not getting
00:15:25.000 My daughter you
00:15:26.000 Filthy
00:15:27.000 Greedy
00:15:28.000 200 gold
00:15:29.000 What's
00:15:30.000 God
00:15:31.000 Settlement sacked
00:15:32.000 Fine
00:15:33.000 Raiding
00:15:35.000 Raiding
00:15:36.000 A lot
00:15:37.000 A lot has happened
00:15:39.000 Ready for duty
00:15:40.000 A lot of guys
00:15:41.000 Are ready for duty
00:15:42.000 I can
00:15:43.000 Assure you that
00:15:45.000 Oh
00:15:47.000 Now let's see
00:15:54.000 Think about kicking him out
00:15:57.000 To make
00:15:58.000 Position for this guy
00:15:59.000 So yeah we're actually gonna
00:16:04.000 Do that
00:16:05.000 Right now
00:16:09.000 Kick you out
00:16:10.000 Boom
00:16:13.000 The reason for that
00:16:14.000 Is that
00:16:15.000 We want our family
00:16:16.000 To be as high of
00:16:17.000 Influence as possible
00:16:22.000 Boom
00:16:23.000 There we are
00:16:24.000 Now he's installed
00:16:26.000 There
00:16:27.000 I'm gonna look at
00:16:28.000 What can be done here as well
00:16:29.000 Boom
00:16:30.000 You can go there
00:16:35.000 You are quite loyal
00:16:36.000 That's good
00:16:39.000 General Lusitania
00:16:41.000 You are
00:16:43.000 Being needed as well
00:16:46.000 These guys
00:16:51.000 Governor
00:16:54.000 Alright cool
00:16:55.000 They will have to do
00:16:56.000 Like that
00:16:58.000 Now
00:16:59.000 True friends
00:17:04.000 Head straight down there
00:17:07.000 And these guys will probably
00:17:08.000 Try to take
00:17:09.000 Tingis
00:17:10.000 And will make
00:17:12.000 A maneuver to get
00:17:13.000 Around them
00:17:15.000 Whereas these guys
00:17:16.000 They haven't declared war on us
00:17:17.000 Yet
00:17:19.000 Might be a bit problematic
00:17:20.000 Like
00:17:21.000 Oh well
00:17:22.000 It is what it is
00:17:26.000 Italia
00:17:27.000 This is where it's at
00:17:28.000 Rome
00:17:29.000 Will obviously not
00:17:30.000 Not fall
00:17:31.000 Not one bit
00:17:32.000 Thank you very much
00:17:33.000 Now we have the salt
00:17:34.000 There
00:17:35.000 Fiorentina
00:17:36.000 We can build
00:17:37.000 We can build
00:17:41.000 Fountain
00:17:45.000 No we are actually not going to do that
00:17:47.000 Because we need more food as well
00:17:50.000 And the overall tactic is
00:17:56.000 I am going to stop the hordes here
00:17:57.000 Verona
00:17:58.000 They are not taking one step further than Verona
00:18:02.000 Aqualia might be taken
00:18:04.000 Don't really know if we can do anything more there
00:18:08.000 But
00:18:14.000 Workshops
00:18:15.000 Always nice
00:18:16.000 With some
00:18:17.000 Some more cash
00:18:20.000 Some more cash
00:18:21.000 And things
00:18:25.000 We are just going to expand our economy
00:18:28.000 And the secure regions will be primary in that regard
00:18:36.000 Fishing
00:18:37.000 Always nice
00:18:38.000 Yes
00:18:39.000 Thank you
00:18:42.000 And do we have public order
00:18:43.000 Yes please
00:18:49.000 And look at this
00:18:51.000 Gold
00:18:55.000 Public order
00:18:57.000 Minus
00:18:58.000 Five
00:18:59.000 Is that really worth it though
00:19:01.000 I
00:19:02.000 I'm not really comfortable with building anything here to be honest
00:19:06.000 Segustio
00:19:08.000 That's a high fertility region
00:19:11.000 So we are going to go with
00:19:13.000 Wheat fields
00:19:16.000 And we can also build something
00:19:17.000 Fun
00:19:20.000 Workshops
00:19:21.000 Ok cool
00:19:22.000 That will be that for this
00:19:23.000 This turn
00:19:24.000 I'm going to end
00:19:25.000 So yeah
00:19:26.000 I'm not going to make this
00:19:28.000 Episode
00:19:30.000 All too long
00:19:31.000 In all actuality
00:19:32.000 This was more like the
00:19:34.000 Introductory
00:19:35.000 Video to this campaign
00:19:36.000 Because I thought to
00:19:37.000 At least
00:19:38.000 Get it started as it were
00:19:39.000 So
00:19:41.000 I'm just going to see what the crack is this turn
00:19:43.000 And then also
00:19:44.000 What I want you
00:19:45.000 To contribute with
00:19:46.000 Here is like
00:19:47.000 Obviously
00:19:48.000 I can't
00:19:49.000 I can't make a series
00:19:50.000 Of the whole campaign
00:19:51.000 Because that would take
00:19:53.000 Forever
00:19:54.000 Basically
00:19:55.000 To do
00:19:56.000 So what I am wondering is
00:19:57.000 How much of it
00:19:58.000 Do you want to see
00:20:00.000 How
00:20:01.000 How often
00:20:02.000 Should I upload
00:20:03.000 Like
00:20:04.000 And
00:20:06.000 What is the custom
00:20:07.000 Victory
00:20:08.000 Objective for this campaign
00:20:09.000 Because the
00:20:10.000 Victory objective as it is
00:20:11.000 Is to survive
00:20:12.000 Survive
00:20:13.000 For a very long time
00:20:14.000 And you have kind of
00:20:15.000 Won the game
00:20:16.000 Before
00:20:17.000 Before that comes along
00:20:18.000 So
00:20:19.000 So I am thinking about
00:20:23.000 You know maybe
00:20:25.000 Make an episode each
00:20:27.000 Three years or something
00:20:29.000 Three years or something
00:20:31.000 I mean in the game
00:20:32.000 Not
00:20:33.000 Not in real life
00:20:34.000 And
00:20:35.000 You know keep it
00:20:38.000 Keep it at that basically
00:20:40.000 Because every turn
00:20:42.000 It will take
00:20:43.000 Forever basically
00:20:46.000 To do
00:20:47.000 All right
00:20:49.000 True friends
00:20:50.000 I actually thought
00:20:51.000 To end the episode
00:20:52.000 Right there but then
00:20:53.000 I
00:20:54.000 Thought to myself like
00:20:55.000 This is the first
00:20:56.000 Episode of
00:20:57.000 What might just be
00:20:59.000 The most glorious campaign
00:21:00.000 Ever on this YouTube channel
00:21:01.000 So I am actually going to
00:21:02.000 Take this battle
00:21:03.000 I don't think we can win
00:21:04.000 But
00:21:05.000 What we can do
00:21:06.000 True friends is
00:21:07.000 Make them sustain
00:21:08.000 Enough casualties
00:21:09.000 So that
00:21:10.000 It will be
00:21:11.000 An easy thing for us
00:21:12.000 To take their settlement
00:21:13.000 And subjugate them
00:21:14.000 After that
00:21:15.000 So that is basically
00:21:16.000 My plan right now
00:21:17.000 Otherwise
00:21:18.000 If
00:21:19.000 Were that outnumbered
00:21:20.000 In some other settlement
00:21:21.000 It wouldn't have been
00:21:22.000 As important
00:21:23.000 To take all of these
00:21:24.000 Little battles
00:21:25.000 But
00:21:26.000 As
00:21:27.000 I am
00:21:28.000 Marching down
00:21:29.000 With an army
00:21:30.000 From Hispania
00:21:31.000 Right now
00:21:32.000 As we speak
00:21:33.000 It is
00:21:34.000 Of vital importance
00:21:35.000 That
00:21:36.000 We
00:21:37.000 We face
00:21:38.000 As few
00:21:39.000 Enemy soldiers
00:21:40.000 As possible
00:21:44.000 So basically
00:21:45.000 What I am doing
00:21:46.000 Right now
00:21:47.000 Is
00:21:48.000 Yeah
00:21:49.000 Just
00:21:50.000 Making them
00:21:51.000 Take as many casualties
00:21:52.000 As possible
00:21:56.000 So I am just going to
00:21:57.000 Defend this
00:21:58.000 Little
00:21:59.000 Fortification
00:22:00.000 As it were
00:22:02.000 And
00:22:03.000 Make them
00:22:04.000 Bleed
00:22:05.000 For us
00:22:06.000 I assume
00:22:07.000 They will
00:22:08.000 Come from there
00:22:09.000 Probably land somewhere here
00:22:10.000 And take this route up
00:22:11.000 So
00:22:12.000 That is what I am doing
00:22:13.000 This barricade will probably halt them for a bit
00:22:19.000 And
00:22:26.000 And
00:22:27.000 These guys will
00:22:28.000 Stand at the ready
00:22:29.000 Right there
00:22:30.000 So now we have fortified our little hilltop here
00:22:35.000 Gonna run in with our
00:22:37.000 Roman light marine general here
00:22:40.000 So we don't get caught out in the open
00:22:43.000 Because now they are
00:22:45.000 Coming at us
00:22:46.000 With some cavalry
00:22:47.000 And that is
00:22:48.000 Desert raiders
00:22:49.000 I am going to speed up the gameplay a bit
00:22:59.000 Hidden units
00:23:00.000 Right
00:23:01.000 There
00:23:02.000 To
00:23:03.000 Maybe get the general or something
00:23:05.000 That is also
00:23:06.000 Very important
00:23:07.000 In
00:23:08.000 In this game
00:23:09.000 To get the general
00:23:10.000 And that is obviously
00:23:11.000 Historically
00:23:12.000 Accurate
00:23:13.000 That
00:23:14.000 That
00:23:15.000 You are
00:23:16.000 Cutting off the
00:23:17.000 Head of the snake
00:23:18.000 As it were
00:23:20.000 And also
00:23:21.000 In each
00:23:22.000 Defensive
00:23:23.000 Battle as the Romans
00:23:24.000 Boom
00:23:26.000 And
00:23:27.000 Boom
00:23:28.000 Defensive testudo
00:23:29.000 Is where it is at
00:23:30.000 Now
00:23:31.000 Also
00:23:33.000 I would have gone with
00:23:34.000 Flaming arrows
00:23:35.000 Because that is
00:23:36.000 A really solid thing to do
00:23:37.000 Against cavalry
00:23:38.000 But it is our settlement
00:23:39.000 I don't want it to
00:23:40.000 To
00:23:41.000 Burn
00:23:42.000 So
00:23:45.000 That is the reason
00:23:46.000 For that
00:23:51.000 And now they
00:23:52.000 I can't really shoot at them
00:23:53.000 Because they are out of our
00:23:54.000 Little line
00:23:55.000 And
00:23:56.000 I am going to
00:23:57.000 Save the ammunition
00:23:58.000 For when we can get
00:23:59.000 A really good
00:24:00.000 And clean shot
00:24:01.000 Like in the rear
00:24:02.000 Or the flank
00:24:03.000 Or anything
00:24:04.000 Like this is brilliant
00:24:05.000 Just
00:24:07.000 Shooting at these
00:24:08.000 Bastards
00:24:09.000 How dare they
00:24:10.000 Come and talk to us
00:24:11.000 Like that
00:24:16.000 And
00:24:17.000 Okay
00:24:18.000 Okay
00:24:19.000 Desert Chieftain
00:24:23.000 Could be very cool
00:24:24.000 To get a
00:24:25.000 A lucky shot
00:24:26.000 There to
00:24:27.000 Take out
00:24:28.000 That general
00:24:29.000 Okay they are going around
00:24:30.000 Where are they going?
00:24:31.000 Are they trying to take this route
00:24:33.000 Perhaps
00:24:35.000 Or
00:24:36.000 This route
00:24:37.000 We will see
00:24:38.000 True friends
00:24:39.000 And
00:24:40.000 Last
00:24:41.000 A fire has started
00:24:42.000 Among the houses
00:24:43.000 Okay
00:24:44.000 That must have been
00:24:45.000 One of the towers
00:24:46.000 That shot at them
00:24:48.000 And this
00:24:49.000 I just love this
00:24:50.000 I might have said this before
00:24:51.000 But
00:24:52.000 In Age of Empires 2
00:24:53.000 Favorite unit
00:24:54.000 Is
00:24:56.000 Theotonic knights
00:24:57.000 I just love when they are
00:25:00.000 Theotonic knights are
00:25:02.000 Heavy
00:25:04.000 Slow
00:25:05.000 A bit smaller
00:25:06.000 Than everything else
00:25:07.000 But it is heavily armoured
00:25:08.000 So you can stand toe to toe
00:25:09.000 With basically everything
00:25:10.000 And come out on top
00:25:11.000 I like that
00:25:17.000 And do we have any
00:25:18.000 Camel warriors
00:25:19.000 Camel warriors
00:25:20.000 And
00:25:21.000 More Camel warriors
00:25:22.000 I don't really need to waste arrows on
00:25:29.000 These guys
00:25:31.000 To be honest
00:25:34.000 Here however
00:25:38.000 Hello mate
00:25:39.000 How are we today?
00:25:40.000 How are we today?
00:25:42.000 The barricades are under attack
00:25:44.000 We must
00:25:45.000 Save the barricades
00:25:51.000 And we have a battler
00:25:52.000 Boom
00:25:53.000 Desert Chieftain
00:25:56.000 It's of vital importance
00:25:57.000 That we
00:25:59.000 Deal with him
00:26:03.000 The stupid archers
00:26:04.000 Decided that
00:26:05.000 It would be a
00:26:06.000 Fun thing
00:26:07.000 To
00:26:08.000 Engage in a
00:26:09.000 Scraff
00:26:10.000 There
00:26:11.000 Gonna try to get
00:26:12.000 This
00:26:13.000 General
00:26:14.000 As soon as possible
00:26:16.000 Because
00:26:17.000 Then the
00:26:18.000 Enemy will suffer a
00:26:19.000 Morale bonus
00:26:20.000 And here is
00:26:21.000 Use the whip
00:26:23.000 Melee defense
00:26:24.000 Boom
00:26:25.000 Cool
00:26:26.000 We have surrounded
00:26:27.000 The genius bastard
00:26:28.000 The
00:26:32.000 Okay
00:26:33.000 Desert hurlers
00:26:34.000 Might have to deal with this
00:26:35.000 And
00:26:36.000 Then
00:26:37.000 Return to the
00:26:38.000 Return to the fray
00:26:39.000 As it were
00:26:40.000 And
00:26:41.000 Let us see
00:26:46.000 We have
00:26:47.000 We have
00:26:48.000 Okay
00:26:49.000 They're
00:26:50.000 They're
00:26:51.000 Trying to capture this tower
00:26:52.000 Or trying
00:26:53.000 They are
00:26:54.000 They are
00:26:55.000 Capturing it
00:26:59.000 But yeah cool
00:27:00.000 The desert general is
00:27:01.000 Dying at least
00:27:02.000 And I've said
00:27:03.000 The word general
00:27:04.000 Like 50 times
00:27:05.000 Already
00:27:06.000 In this
00:27:07.000 Battle
00:27:08.000 But
00:27:09.000 I suppose
00:27:10.000 To emphasize
00:27:11.000 The importance of him
00:27:18.000 Oh
00:27:19.000 Fuck
00:27:21.000 They've gotten around there
00:27:22.000 Not glorious at all
00:27:27.000 Oh brilliant
00:27:29.000 Brilliant
00:27:32.000 And
00:27:33.000 If these guys can just break now
00:27:34.000 I really hate when it happens
00:27:36.000 Some stubborn units
00:27:37.000 Like
00:27:38.000 That will
00:27:39.000 That will never die
00:27:42.000 And our archer says
00:27:43.000 Why don't you break off
00:27:44.000 From that combat
00:27:53.000 And also here
00:27:54.000 I need to
00:27:55.000 Finish these guys off
00:27:56.000 Oh good good good
00:27:57.000 Now
00:27:59.000 Get away from there
00:28:01.000 Don't want to be caught by this
00:28:04.000 Ah fuck I was too late
00:28:05.000 Now they killed like
00:28:06.000 Ten
00:28:07.000 Ten
00:28:08.000 Ten horses
00:28:11.000 Come on then
00:28:12.000 Get out from there
00:28:16.000 That is annoying
00:28:17.000 If anything
00:28:18.000 Was ever annoying
00:28:19.000 That my fucking horses
00:28:20.000 Can't just
00:28:21.000 Say to themselves
00:28:22.000 Okay cool
00:28:23.000 Obey the commander
00:28:24.000 And run
00:28:25.000 Oh no
00:28:26.000 Oh no
00:28:27.000 They decided to do something
00:28:28.000 Completely different
00:28:29.000 And now they're all dead
00:28:39.000 Eh
00:28:40.000 Not all dead
00:28:41.000 But
00:28:42.000 Almost half of them are dead
00:28:47.000 And
00:28:48.000 What can we do here
00:28:52.000 Charge into their archers
00:28:53.000 Perhaps
00:28:55.000 Boom boom
00:28:56.000 And
00:28:57.000 Heavy shot on you
00:28:58.000 So their heavy shot
00:28:59.000 Is
00:29:00.000 Is good against
00:29:01.000 Infantry
00:29:03.000 And
00:29:04.000 They have their general there
00:29:05.000 I'll try to
00:29:12.000 Try to snipe him
00:29:13.000 The heinous bastard
00:29:18.000 And
00:29:19.000 Yeah it looks like
00:29:20.000 We're
00:29:21.000 Gonna be defeated
00:29:22.000 But
00:29:25.000 I suppose we have sustained
00:29:26.000 Some casualties on the
00:29:27.000 Bloody enemy
00:29:28.000 Okay
00:29:29.000 Not half
00:29:30.000 The
00:29:31.000 Troop
00:29:32.000 So
00:29:34.000 Not all too bad
00:29:35.000 Now
00:29:36.000 In all actuality
00:29:37.000 But
00:29:38.000 I just wanted to have
00:29:39.000 A
00:29:40.000 Cool
00:29:41.000 Battle
00:29:42.000 In the first episode also
00:29:52.000 Desert
00:29:53.000 Levy
00:29:56.000 They shouldn't even
00:29:57.000 Be able to
00:29:58.000 Stand up to my units
00:30:00.000 But
00:30:01.000 But
00:30:02.000 Oh well
00:30:03.000 It's no time to be bitter
00:30:04.000 Now Troop Prince
00:30:06.000 I will get
00:30:07.000 The
00:30:08.000 Revenge on them
00:30:21.000 No
00:30:23.000 Fuck
00:30:25.000 I thought I could get in a cool rear charge
00:30:26.000 With the
00:30:28.000 With my little horses there
00:30:31.000 Or more like a charge
00:30:32.000 On this
00:30:33.000 Desert general
00:30:34.000 But
00:30:35.000 Oh no
00:30:39.000 Okay
00:30:40.000 If we can just
00:30:50.000 I want to get into
00:30:51.000 Testudo mode
00:30:53.000 Can we please do that
00:30:55.000 Come on come on come on
00:30:56.000 Did we actually go into testudo mode
00:30:58.000 Did we actually go into testudo mode?
00:31:03.000 No?
00:31:07.000 Did we?
00:31:08.000 Or did we not?
00:31:09.000 Oh well
00:31:10.000 I can't really see
00:31:11.000 Let's see
00:31:16.000 These guys can perhaps
00:31:17.000 Get around for flank charge
00:31:18.000 That would be cool
00:31:24.000 A tight and glorious battle indeed
00:31:28.000 Would be awesome
00:31:29.000 If we could get that
00:31:30.000 Corsair general
00:31:32.000 The men are losing faith
00:31:33.000 The men are losing faith
00:31:35.000 Our men flee to fear
00:31:36.000 All righty then
00:31:38.000 A glorious battle indeed
00:31:39.000 I suppose
00:31:40.000 And as I said
00:31:41.000 We'll get
00:31:43.000 Get a revenge on them
00:31:45.000 Next
00:31:47.000 Next episode
00:31:49.000 So I'm gonna conclude this
00:31:51.000 This first episode
00:31:53.000 After this battle
00:31:54.000 Is
00:31:56.000 I'm gonna
00:31:59.000 Fight out the last
00:32:00.000 Valiant
00:32:03.000 Fight as it were
00:32:06.000 Sagittarii
00:32:07.000 The running
00:32:08.000 Bloody cowards
00:32:10.000 All right
00:32:11.000 Close defeat
00:32:15.000 Losses
00:32:16.000 Okay
00:32:17.000 They don't have
00:32:18.000 That many remaining
00:32:19.000 When we come for them
00:32:20.000 So that will actually feel
00:32:22.000 That will actually feel
00:32:25.000 Rather glorious
00:32:27.000 I think that was
00:32:29.000 Correct English
00:32:30.000 I don't
00:32:31.000 I don't really know
00:32:32.000 But yeah
00:32:33.000 They will sack that
00:32:34.000 Little settlement right
00:32:35.000 There
00:32:36.000 I suppose
00:32:37.000 And that's just
00:32:38.000 Something we'll have to
00:32:43.000 And yeah I'm just gonna
00:32:44.000 Take the turn right there
00:32:45.000 Boom
00:32:46.000 Settlement sacked
00:32:47.000 Settlement sacked
00:32:51.000 And there we are
00:32:55.000 Okay
00:32:56.000 So I'm just gonna
00:32:57.000 Conclude this episode
00:32:58.000 With looking at
00:32:59.000 Our
00:33:04.000 Army right there
00:33:05.000 So
00:33:09.000 Oh God
00:33:10.000 All right
00:33:11.000 So the next episode
00:33:12.000 Will be really good
00:33:13.000 Because then we'll go down
00:33:14.000 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
00:33:17.000 Stand there
00:33:18.000 Take the turn
00:33:19.000 And just grab the settlement
00:33:21.000 Fucking wonderful
00:33:22.000 Love it
00:33:23.000 All right
00:33:24.000 Cool
00:33:25.000 Thank you very much for watching this
00:33:26.000 This first episode
00:33:27.000 As always
00:33:28.000 Come with any constructive criticism
00:33:29.000 Etc
00:33:30.000 If you have any
00:33:32.000 And who am I?
00:33:33.000 I'm the last legionnaire of Rome
00:33:35.000 XXO
00:33:36.000 Boom