The Golden One - July 24, 2015


Warhammer 40 000 Space Marine Episode 2

Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Space Marines Ju-sic-con Leandros Chainsaw Volter Heresy Meteor Sinos Preps Ross
200 kg (440 lbs) x 5 Squats. Carbs to Get Massive. Carbs are Glorious

Episode Stats


Length

19 minutes

Words per minute

80.79

Word count

1,569

Sentence count

258

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

sentences flagged

Toxicity

50

sentences flagged

Hate speech

14

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Summary

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In this episode, the Ultramarines are faced with a challenge from the Fulgrim's Legion, the Emperor's Children, and a group of Imperial Guards. Will they be able to handle it? Or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer weight of the threat?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, proud men of the Imperium. Let's teach some insolent dogs some manners, shall we?
00:00:14.840 We're back in the glorious Warhammer 40k universe and we are about to optimize our gains via
00:00:25.960 utilizing our glorious Space Marine. Again, Ultramarine. Not my favorite chapter, but they're cool enough I suppose, they're loyal at least, I appreciate that.
00:00:43.960 And, oh look, can we get down here?
00:00:49.960 Alright, he's had to jump down.
00:00:57.960 Alright, how dare they? They assaulted a... Oh, those are Imperial troops. So they're just regular humans, they're not like us, a glorious start.
00:01:07.960 Well, look at that though.
00:01:09.960 Mirin gains in all actuality.
00:01:16.960 Hello lads, how are we today? Oh, wrong bottom.
00:01:21.960 Die, unbeliever! 1.00
00:01:23.960 Yeah, as is my custom, if you watch my Let's Plays, is that I always... 0.98
00:01:33.960 Ah, look at that. Mirin, Volter of Glory.
00:01:36.960 I always talk about something in the introduction of any given video, then I get interrupted by something.
00:01:45.960 So my train of thought gets interrupted.
00:01:53.960 And with those words, I hope I make sense either way.
00:01:57.960 How dare you to talk to me like that?
00:02:02.960 Hello lads.
00:02:04.960 So yeah, Ultramarines are not my favorite chapter. They are...
00:02:08.960 The humans all alone.
00:02:11.960 The humans all alone, yes.
00:02:13.960 Yes, bro, come at me.
00:02:15.960 Come at me, bro.
00:02:17.960 I'm all yours, in all actuality.
00:02:19.960 Was that a little... No.
00:02:25.960 Dark Angels and Blood Angels are more...
00:02:29.960 They're a bit flawed.
00:02:32.960 Whereas the Ultramarines are a bit too good almost.
00:02:36.960 They're...
00:02:38.960 They don't really have any...
00:02:39.960 Any depth to them.
00:02:41.960 They're just like good and nice... 1.00
00:02:43.960 Destroy them! 1.00
00:02:44.960 Oh, sorry. 0.98
00:02:45.960 And nice guys. 1.00
00:02:58.960 Die, unbeliever! 1.00
00:03:07.960 Alright, I might... 1.00
00:03:15.960 Can I...
00:03:16.960 Can I stand in the cover here perhaps?
00:03:21.960 And...
00:03:23.960 Alright, I'm gonna continue elaborating once I... 1.00
00:03:29.960 Kill these blasphemous Asinos. 1.00
00:03:37.960 Hello Sinos, bruh. 1.00
00:03:38.960 How will we stay? 0.96
00:03:40.960 Alright, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. 0.88
00:03:44.960 To optimize my gloriousness.
00:03:48.960 Yeah, the...
00:03:50.960 Of all legions, it's the full...
00:03:53.960 It's the Fulgrim's Legion.
00:03:54.960 The Emperor's Children.
00:03:55.960 Like the...
00:03:57.960 Pre-Heresy. 0.87
00:03:59.960 Because they had a strong emphasis on...
00:04:07.960 On...
00:04:08.960 Perfection. 1.00
00:04:15.960 Come on and die! 1.00
00:04:16.960 Whoop! 1.00
00:04:17.960 Fua! 1.00
00:04:18.960 Not beating.
00:04:19.960 Umm...
00:04:20.960 Yeah, physical perfection and...
00:04:21.960 Ah, come on! 0.96
00:04:22.960 Come on! 0.61
00:04:24.960 I admire our...
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00:05:14.960 fire and for good reason. Your days as a novice are behind you. Why do you still interpret
00:05:20.360 the codex so narrowly? I looked at its rules for guidance. We all know. But there are also
00:05:29.420 benefits to thinking for yourself, the others. Indeed, indeed. He knows what's up, that glorious
00:05:37.420 space marine. Leandros hasn't been around for as long. Come on and turn. Oh yeah, I want
00:05:59.600 to... Oh, there we are. I wanted to execute him to optimize my... my... the gloriousness 0.71
00:06:13.600 of my true friends who are watching. Now, let's see where might the enemy be. 0.96
00:06:29.600 Imperial Guard communications. They survived under the shadow of that gun. I want to know
00:06:35.600 how. Look at that. A meteor. Preps, it's a... Meteor. Okay. Keep firing! Keep firing!
00:06:57.600 That's exactly how it goes. Execute. Boom. Execution, yes. How dare they. Ah, look, this 0.81
00:07:12.600 is a regular human. It's a true friend. We must protect him. Hello, human. Now glory to
00:07:19.600 Makedon. Glory to Makedon. For the god Emperor of mankind.
00:07:26.600 Execution, yes. Execution, yes. Oh, there was a lot more. Oh, here they are. No, I want 0.69
00:07:33.600 to execute it. Basta, I can execute you. Nope. Oh well. It went swim. No, I want to execute 1.00
00:07:40.600 it. Basta, I can execute you. No. Oh well. It went swimmingly fine either way, I suppose. 1.00
00:07:47.600 Regarding the beard, I feel more like a space marine without the beard. Yes, I'm sweating
00:07:54.600 sometimes when I make these videos.
00:07:55.600 You saved yourself, old. We thought you did. We would be my lord, if not for the lieutenant.
00:08:01.600 I'm sweating sometimes when I make these videos. We would be my lord, if not for the lieutenant.
00:08:07.600 Where will we find this lieutenant? At the front lines. Follow the trench network to the lieutenant's
00:08:14.600 command bunker. Carry on, Guardsman. We rendezvous with Sedonus. Then we'll find the lieutenant.
00:08:20.600 I think I never understood where the lieutenant is going to be my lord, if not for the lieutenant.
00:08:25.600 I'm sweating sometimes when I make these videos. We thought you did. We would be my lord, if not for the lieutenant.
00:08:30.600 Where will we find this lieutenant? At the front lines. Follow the trench network to the lieutenant's command bunker.
00:08:35.600 I think I never understood with, like, English is why you say lieutenant when it's, like, lieutenant.
00:08:42.600 The mysteries of the English language, I suppose.
00:08:54.600 I didn't really pick up what he said because I was lost in a train of foire.
00:08:57.600 Remarkable. A few hundred against a million orcs, and they fight on.
00:09:02.600 Only in death's duty ends. Love that.
00:09:08.600 I can't feel my life. I got to see a spaceman.
00:09:12.600 They're myrin, our gains. No question about that at all.
00:09:21.600 Captain, I'm in position at a broken monument near the guard lines.
00:09:25.600 Oh, that's the... that's the monument. Let's get at them, boys!
00:09:34.600 I want to kill some Xenos bastard. I want to kill some heretics as well. 1.00
00:09:37.600 I haven't really seen heretics. It's only Xenos. 1.00
00:09:40.600 It's sickening.
00:09:44.600 Sergeant, I see you found something to keep you busy.
00:09:48.600 Worry not, captain.
00:09:52.600 I've saved some orcs for you.
00:09:54.600 He had a word or two with the orcs. He expressed the wish to have a word or two with them.
00:10:00.600 But typical orc behavior would be to dismantle or destroy the gun.
00:10:05.600 And certainly not use it to keep our forces at bay.
00:10:09.600 There's a strategy behind it.
00:10:12.600 Their leader is no fool.
00:10:14.600 This day is getting interesting. 0.98
00:10:16.600 Quite so, brother. Quite so indeed.
00:10:18.600 I have encountered the orc during our jump to the surface.
00:10:21.600 That was the orc ship I saw crash near here, I take it.
00:10:24.600 Did he survive?
00:10:25.600 If the horde hasn't turned on itself, it's still under his control.
00:10:31.600 Reach the command bunker.
00:10:32.600 Let's do it.
00:10:34.600 Ross.
00:10:40.600 Ah, nice.
00:10:42.600 Chainsaw, that's brutal.
00:10:44.600 Wow, mirin.
00:10:56.600 That's truly glorious.
00:10:58.600 I'm gonna utilize that now.
00:10:59.600 Now glory to Makedon.
00:11:01.600 That's exactly how it goes.
00:11:09.600 If you are so insolent so that you stand against one of the emperor's finest. 0.99
00:11:18.600 Highly foolish of the Xenos, I must say. 1.00
00:11:25.600 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:11:26.600 I'm gonna execute you off of my gains. 1.00
00:11:30.600 Wow.
00:11:42.600 Wow, I'm out on deep water now.
00:11:47.600 And we shall know no fear.
00:11:52.600 A bit embarrassing.
00:11:53.600 It's better to die for the emperor than live for yourself.
00:11:59.600 I have encountered the orc during our jump to the surface.
00:12:02.600 That was the orc ship I saw crash near here.
00:12:04.600 I take it.
00:12:05.600 Alright, I died, true friends.
00:12:06.600 But I won't let that deter me.
00:12:09.600 Let us continue.
00:12:13.600 I'll be more careful, I promise.
00:12:16.600 Oh yeah, I'm going to activate that one. 1.00
00:12:23.600 I'll kill every last one of them. 1.00
00:12:27.600 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:12:41.600 Like that... 1.00
00:12:44.600 Oh, wrong way.
00:12:45.600 One of the bloodiest and most brutal animations, like killing animations I've seen in a game actually.
00:12:54.600 Love it.
00:12:55.600 Obviously.
00:12:56.600 Alright, let's look at the possibility of...
00:13:09.600 The possibility of...
00:13:19.600 Of optimizing our glory in the name of the god emperor of mankind.
00:13:23.600 I'm gonna reload and then I'm gonna...
00:13:26.600 Go forward a bit I suppose. 1.00
00:13:28.600 Die, damn you. 1.00
00:13:43.600 Die, damn you. 1.00
00:13:44.600 die, damn you. 1.00
00:13:51.600 there we are 1.00
00:14:16.020 I don't know if this was the right
00:14:21.600 way to go but aha some weapon games how quaint true friends how quaint indeed
00:14:37.120 and all right cool this was the right way 0.99
00:14:44.640 fuck 1.00
00:14:44.960 so many xenos that need to be taught a lesson 1.00
00:15:02.640 the emperor protects oh god that came out this fast brothers
00:15:08.720 brothers of the adaptive status leg
00:15:23.680 that felt rather good to be honest
00:15:30.640 yeah some
00:15:38.720 oh nice
00:15:49.040 and um oh look at that true friends how quaint
00:15:51.600 hello lads 0.99
00:16:02.960 why won't you die then 0.89
00:16:06.560 can i can i go up there maybe no 0.98
00:16:17.440 all right we we got to have battle on our hands now
00:16:23.200 wow i need to uh back up a bit
00:16:34.080 now this this is a proper action game this is how uh
00:16:41.200 a battle game is an action game
00:16:46.480 it's supposed to look
00:16:54.000 ah now thalos i love you
00:17:06.960 drop ship incoming
00:17:16.480 yes come on
00:17:35.920 low ammo do we have ammunition
00:17:38.000 any weapon anywhere true friends
00:17:43.520 oh nice
00:17:49.840 how look that
00:17:51.840 sickening gains that looks like uh 1.00
00:17:55.680 a sick con to lead i'm gonna slay him 1.00
00:18:08.000 oh 1.00
00:18:13.040 oh look at that kill them 1.00
00:18:16.160 thy art welcome 1.00
00:18:16.960 inside but the door is sealed
00:18:20.080 i believe they will let us through
00:18:22.320 imperial guard we are ultra marines open this door
00:18:30.000 space marines 0.91
00:18:30.960 sickening 0.99
00:18:33.120 sickening
00:18:34.080 saving content please do not turn off
00:18:36.000 all right i'm i'm gonna take the
00:18:38.160 the moment to um end this highly glorious episode
00:18:41.440 um i hope it was a bit talkative at least
00:18:44.560 um i need to be completely focused so so that i don't die and now i died once but
00:18:50.720 um i hope that's fine all right thank you very much for watching see you next episode which will be up
00:18:58.720 shortly i suppose
00:19:01.680 and who am i
00:19:02.320 i'm the champion of the adaptus astatus xxo boom
00:19:08.480 let's see you
00:19:09.200 i'm