The Golden One - June 21, 2018


Warhammer Total War II： Shadow King Part 2.


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

90.65296

Word Count

1,834

Sentence Count

368

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Hello lads! Today I want to talk about a few things, but first and foremost we will take this battle and see what the crack is in good old Nagaroth.
00:00:17.000 So we have Alith Annar vs Shakara. And I don't know if you saw this, but Shakira actually sold a Black Sun necklace. I thought it was quite epic indeed.
00:00:34.000 The Black Sun obviously, which has gotten me a few Instagram posts at least taken down from there for containing that beautiful symbol.
00:00:49.000 But the powers to be do not agree that it's a beautiful symbol unfortunately, but it is what it is.
00:00:57.000 Alright, we are in the battle and we have the Eagle of Superior Morals who will wreck some degenerates.
00:01:12.000 And we don't really have any cool place to deploy these mad cunts, but I suppose I will place you there.
00:01:23.000 And these lads here as well. And I am just going to start the battle and see what's up.
00:01:31.000 Acer forward!
00:01:40.000 Alith Annar, alright!
00:01:42.000 Let's get you there immediately. And our Eagle. I don't want anyone to shoot at him, because he is our most precious friend.
00:02:03.000 A true friend against DeGeneracy.
00:02:13.000 So we will try to avoid getting him shot.
00:02:17.000 And now we have two...
00:02:20.000 Alith Annars.
00:02:21.000 Alith Annars.
00:02:22.000 Alith Annars.
00:02:23.000 And let me, yet again, state exactly how epic this mad cunt is.
00:02:29.000 Look at him.
00:02:30.000 Wow!
00:02:31.000 Myrmleon.
00:02:35.000 Highly hysteric, if anything.
00:02:36.000 But let's not do the same mistake as I did last time and completely neglect the battle.
00:02:51.000 And let's do exactly like this.
00:02:56.000 These lads, right here, they will deploy there.
00:03:03.000 And shoot them in the rear.
00:03:05.000 Oh!
00:03:06.000 We have encountered...
00:03:11.000 A battle.
00:03:13.000 The Drukii are quite aesthetic as well.
00:03:17.000 All elves are epic and magnificent.
00:03:23.000 Come on then, Alith.
00:03:25.000 Fwaa.
00:03:26.000 Myrin.
00:03:28.000 Myrmleon.
00:03:30.000 Myrmidon.
00:03:36.000 Right.
00:03:38.000 Okay, so I will actually tell you all a little thing.
00:03:45.000 Cardio.
00:03:47.000 Running in the forest.
00:03:50.000 It's good training.
00:03:52.000 I usually run in the forest because I don't like running on asphalt.
00:03:56.000 Because that's not particularly pleasant towards knees, etc.
00:04:01.000 And especially if you're a bloat max pale orc such as myself and you weigh 100kg.
00:04:09.000 It's...
00:04:12.000 Might be better ideas than to run at asphalt.
00:04:14.000 Anyway, running as cardio, it can be quite...
00:04:19.000 Well, quite tedious, to be honest.
00:04:23.000 So then you need some good mental techniques to make it more fun.
00:04:30.000 So what I have been thinking during my last cardio runs is actually that I am a shadow warrior or Alith himself.
00:04:41.000 performing some guerilla warfare in Nagaroth.
00:04:49.000 So I've talked about this before but it bears repeating because it's a thing that has served me quite well over all these years.
00:04:57.000 To have these mental techniques to get some extra motivation when you're training.
00:05:06.000 Especially if you really don't feel like training.
00:05:09.000 So yeah, running for example.
00:05:11.000 Not as exciting perhaps.
00:05:15.000 As...
00:05:18.000 Other types of training.
00:05:20.000 That being said, I have just obtained a GoPro.
00:05:32.000 And a GoPro.
00:05:34.000 So you can look forward to some...
00:05:39.000 Some cardio videos.
00:05:42.000 Some running in the forest for example.
00:05:45.000 And some swimming.
00:05:47.000 Which I talked about in a Q&A I think.
00:05:51.000 It was.
00:05:52.000 So cool videos incoming.
00:05:57.000 No doubt at all.
00:06:03.000 Okay, how fares our...
00:06:06.000 Beautiful eagle.
00:06:08.000 He is illuminating these heretics.
00:06:12.000 He knows exactly that they've been participating in...
00:06:15.000 Decadent behaviors.
00:06:17.000 They've been getting drunk.
00:06:18.000 And that's obviously not...
00:06:22.000 Particularly good at all.
00:06:24.000 But I suppose they're dark elves.
00:06:27.000 So they...
00:06:29.000 It's part of their...
00:06:32.000 Depravity.
00:06:35.000 Oh.
00:06:37.000 You perhaps want to...
00:06:39.000 Rejoin the battle.
00:06:43.000 The beloved king.
00:06:45.000 A.k.a. me in this case.
00:06:46.000 Because I'm obviously...
00:06:50.000 Represented by Alith.
00:06:51.000 In this campaign.
00:06:53.000 I'm out.
00:06:54.000 On thin ice.
00:06:55.000 But look at that.
00:06:56.000 They're running away from the joint might...
00:06:58.000 Of the eagle of supreme morals.
00:07:00.000 And Alith.
00:07:04.000 Fwaa.
00:07:05.000 Mirin.
00:07:06.000 Love it.
00:07:07.000 Absolutely love it.
00:07:10.000 So a topic of discussion.
00:07:12.000 In the comments.
00:07:13.000 Because...
00:07:15.000 A little secret.
00:07:16.000 I...
00:07:17.000 Don't actually read the comments on...
00:07:19.000 The absolute majority of my videos.
00:07:21.000 But I do read them on...
00:07:23.000 The let's plays.
00:07:24.000 Because that's...
00:07:25.000 Because they aren't...
00:07:27.000 As many comments.
00:07:28.000 So therefore I can...
00:07:30.000 I can...
00:07:31.000 Read through them.
00:07:32.000 So if you ever want to comment.
00:07:35.000 And you want me to see it.
00:07:36.000 The gaming videos are...
00:07:39.000 Is your best bet.
00:07:42.000 And...
00:07:44.000 The...
00:07:46.000 Question in hand.
00:07:47.000 That I want to ask.
00:07:48.000 Is...
00:07:50.000 Are you excited for...
00:07:52.000 Warhammer...
00:07:54.000 Age of Sigmar.
00:07:55.000 To know that there...
00:07:56.000 There is a new...
00:07:57.000 Um...
00:07:58.000 Edition of it coming out.
00:07:59.000 Now as I said before.
00:08:00.000 I haven't played Age of Sigmar.
00:08:02.000 Last time I played Warhammer.
00:08:03.000 Was 8th edition.
00:08:05.000 Illuminate the Shadowlands.
00:08:06.000 Illuminate the Shadowlands.
00:08:07.000 I...
00:08:08.000 I like that.
00:08:09.000 Uh...
00:08:10.000 But yeah.
00:08:11.000 I've been...
00:08:12.000 Now obviously I've had...
00:08:13.000 Quite little time.
00:08:14.000 As of late.
00:08:15.000 But...
00:08:16.000 Would have been nice.
00:08:17.000 To one day get back to...
00:08:19.000 To...
00:08:20.000 The hobby.
00:08:22.000 Um...
00:08:23.000 We're gonna occupy.
00:08:24.000 Blacklight Tower.
00:08:25.000 Because we're liberators after all.
00:08:28.000 Um...
00:08:30.000 Talisman gained.
00:08:33.000 Vembraces of defense.
00:08:35.000 These golden bracers are fabled to have been found on the shores of distant Lustria.
00:08:41.000 And are inscribed with unusual glyphs.
00:08:45.000 Right unlocked.
00:08:47.000 Invocation of Isha.
00:08:48.000 Uh...
00:08:49.000 The mother goddess.
00:08:50.000 Purity is her virtue.
00:08:51.000 The tears she weeps for her children.
00:08:54.000 Can cleanse the land of any taint.
00:08:57.000 Fouah.
00:08:58.000 That sounds...
00:08:59.000 Uh...
00:09:00.000 Highly epic.
00:09:02.000 In my humble view.
00:09:04.000 On another note.
00:09:06.000 My...
00:09:07.000 Uh...
00:09:08.000 My man.
00:09:09.000 Elessar.
00:09:10.000 And I.
00:09:11.000 Have a little collab.
00:09:12.000 In the making.
00:09:14.000 Uh...
00:09:15.000 So uh...
00:09:16.000 So yeah.
00:09:17.000 I...
00:09:18.000 I won't reveal more um...
00:09:19.000 Details about it.
00:09:20.000 But I think it could become...
00:09:22.000 A...
00:09:23.000 A quite cool um...
00:09:26.000 Collaboration between...
00:09:28.000 Us.
00:09:30.000 Obviously if you haven't already subscribed to LSR Music.
00:09:34.000 Uh...
00:09:35.000 This would be the perfect opportunity.
00:09:38.000 To uh...
00:09:39.000 To do so.
00:09:40.000 Now with that said.
00:09:41.000 We must...
00:09:42.000 Choose a...
00:09:43.000 Skill for this um...
00:09:44.000 This guy.
00:09:45.000 Looting settlements.
00:09:46.000 I don't really loot settlements.
00:09:47.000 Because I'm such a good guy.
00:09:48.000 So I can't even do mean things in...
00:09:49.000 Games.
00:09:50.000 That's the level of...
00:09:51.000 High morals I'm at.
00:09:54.000 Bonded Service.
00:10:04.000 That's nice though.
00:10:05.000 To have some much cheaper um...
00:10:06.500 Service.
00:10:08.000 But...
00:10:10.000 It's also fun to...
00:10:11.000 To have these sort of things...
00:10:13.000 But...
00:10:14.000 To have these topl fights.
00:10:15.000 But, it's also fun to have these sort of things.
00:10:23.560 And, what shall we do?
00:10:28.820 I'm feeling like a noob right now, because I don't know exactly which one I will choose.
00:10:34.920 But, we're going with Valor of the Ages, because it sounds the most epic.
00:10:43.160 That's my wisdom for the day.
00:10:45.000 If you're ever in doubt, go with what sounds the most epic.
00:10:50.200 That's how I create the names for our designs at the Hanseatic Clothing Company, Legio Gloria.
00:11:00.540 I go with what sounds the most epic.
00:11:03.220 I think this is a reasonable policy.
00:11:07.320 Car on Car must fall.
00:11:10.520 The Azur are troubled.
00:11:16.720 They will not be troubled for much longer, because I will...
00:11:21.520 I will liberate them.
00:11:26.400 So, anyway, yeah.
00:11:30.080 Let me know if you are a Warhammer bra.
00:11:38.060 That is always nice to hear some updates from that side of fantasy.
00:11:48.460 Mission issued.
00:11:50.460 Mission issued.
00:11:51.480 Construct a specified building in the following province.
00:11:55.560 Haven.
00:11:56.620 The Broken Lands.
00:11:59.080 Okay.
00:11:59.880 Cool.
00:12:01.160 And, we're gonna destroy Car on Car.
00:12:03.900 That will be easy.
00:12:05.460 They have...
00:12:06.460 They will stand no chance against these valiant troops.
00:12:13.520 Oh, that's actually a haven.
00:12:24.040 Slaver's Point.
00:12:25.140 I think Slaver's Point is a better place to invest our gold in, because Blacklight Tower might at any moment be subject to a Druki invasion from Harganeth.
00:12:38.220 Fun fact, I've actually, in, uh, during the times I have, um, thought about creating a, a book with a collection of short stories.
00:12:52.960 One of those would be set here, in Harganeth.
00:12:57.320 And I've obviously taken that idea from Maul's Darkblade.
00:13:00.760 But, uh, but yeah, that will be after I've done, after I'm finished with my, with my main book, which is, uh, in the works.
00:13:12.020 It will be a, um, true joy to have that, uh, done.
00:13:17.520 Anyway, let's, um, recruit some more, uh, mad cunts.
00:13:24.460 Alright, Karonkar is moving out, and they are, oh, look at that.
00:13:48.700 They are attacking us.
00:13:51.680 How dare they be so blasphemous.
00:13:55.660 But, uh, I think we could take this battle quite easily.
00:14:00.080 The only thing they have, which we don't, is Myriel.
00:14:05.800 A, uh, feminist wizard of degeneracy.
00:14:10.440 You can see that she's clearly a feminist on her hair, purple hair, uh, um, clear sign.
00:14:17.160 Whereas, we obviously, uh, right wing mad cunt right here with the aesthetics on point, firm gaze, proud bearing.
00:14:26.480 This guy is taking the glory spill.
00:14:29.340 That much is, uh, for certain.
00:14:33.100 We will obey!
00:14:33.900 These are, uh, one of my favorite units.
00:14:48.060 They could have been a bit more aesthetic, though.
00:14:51.760 The, uh, the helmets are, uh, not the most sickening, to be honest.
00:14:58.580 That's a move!
00:14:59.900 And we don't want to get shot at.
00:15:05.260 What we want is for these guys to, uh, get absolutely wrecked.
00:15:20.160 Your lord is under attack!
00:15:24.620 Okay, they're breaking.
00:15:26.440 How epic.
00:15:29.900 Hello, lads!
00:15:35.440 Our way to die.
00:15:37.320 Not particularly well, I suppose.
00:15:43.560 Where are they even going?
00:15:46.580 This, uh, this drucii.
00:15:49.400 This druci.
00:15:50.820 Druci.
00:15:52.760 Uh, however the correct pronunciation is.
00:15:55.620 They are, um...
00:15:57.440 They're a bit silly.
00:15:59.900 In my humble view.
00:16:06.020 Now we're gonna do a similar thing as we did
00:16:08.840 in the last battle.
00:16:12.540 Like, just stand behind.
00:16:14.540 There.
00:16:16.760 And these mad cunts will do something similar.
00:16:20.860 Now we have gotten far enough into the video
00:16:42.700 for me to say the magic words, which you can comment if you have, uh, watched this far.
00:16:55.520 Then you can comment...
00:16:56.700 Ulthuan belongs to the elves.
00:17:01.920 So, uh, yeah, comment that.
00:17:11.080 And we're gonna speed up this battle because it's, uh, it's clearly won.
00:17:15.600 There we are.
00:17:18.980 Victory for Nagarith.
00:17:30.880 Decisive victory.
00:17:33.040 And some glorious loot.
00:17:34.860 Well, not all too glorious.
00:17:37.140 It was...
00:17:37.880 Wasn't particularly much.
00:17:39.680 And we're gonna force labor these, uh, individuals.
00:17:41.860 Mission Aborted, Drushy Slayer.
00:17:59.920 Aborted, Drushy Slayer.
00:18:04.860 Loic's ravens squawk the name of another of Malekith's minions to slay.
00:18:10.360 Their time can be measured in mere moments from now on.
00:18:13.400 Oh, that's, that's nice.
00:18:18.260 Diplomatic relations.
00:18:19.640 Plus 20 with high elves.
00:18:21.680 Upkeep.
00:18:22.320 Minus 20% for all units.
00:18:25.780 Epic.
00:18:28.840 Defensive drills.
00:18:31.160 Right.
00:18:33.280 I think we're gonna steamroll these.
00:18:35.420 No, wait.
00:18:35.960 It's actually a capital, so we probably won't steamroll.
00:18:39.860 Uh, them.
00:18:41.860 Um, what I will do.
00:18:45.300 Is.
00:18:47.960 The only.
00:18:50.720 Reasonable course of action is to, uh.
00:18:54.820 Select a.
00:18:56.820 Research.
00:18:57.580 Which is obviously gonna be appoint.
00:18:59.920 Seamasters.
00:19:01.620 Boom.
00:19:03.840 And.
00:19:04.960 Then.
00:19:06.120 We will actually.
00:19:10.140 Call it a, uh.
00:19:12.780 Call it a day.
00:19:14.280 And end this episode.
00:19:15.980 And then we have another battle on our hands in the next episode.
00:19:20.340 Always nice.
00:19:21.940 Anyway, thank you very much for watching.
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00:19:41.980 So, uh.
00:19:42.800 Yeah.
00:19:43.180 Thank you for watching.
00:19:44.400 XOXO.
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