The Golden One - July 21, 2018


Warhammer Total War II： Shadow King Part 3. The Eagle of Superior Morals Illuminates Degenerates


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

96.40164

Word Count

1,611

Sentence Count

314

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.860 Greetings and salutations and welcome back to Nagarond and our ongoing campaign.
00:00:08.540 Now it was a few weeks since the last episode but we're just gonna continue from where we were.
00:00:16.320 So we have our gallant mad cunt of the ages, Alith Annar.
00:00:23.220 And we will obviously want to lay siege to Karond Kar.
00:00:30.000 And I think we will just go and take the turn and then I will elaborate on something.
00:00:41.160 So in a very popular video I made half a year ago, it was a response video to my glorious friend Styx Hexenhammer.
00:00:53.380 And in the intro, Survive the Jive and I do a little Bane posting and I say to him, if I take away your status as Indo-European, will it hurt?
00:01:04.060 And he responds with I1 and that is because his main haplogroup, if I'm not mistaken, is I1, which is more native European, so to speak.
00:01:15.600 So that is the joke and when people say I follow him on Instagram, of course, and there's always at least three people commenting very Indo-European and also on his YouTube videos, always in the comment section.
00:01:30.040 And I find it absolutely hilarious that we have such memes ourselves on our side of the Immaterium.
00:01:39.860 But actually, you could comment very I1.
00:01:43.980 Doesn't sound as catchy though, and especially since he doesn't say it, but I just wanted to clarify that.
00:01:49.180 Good times, good times.
00:01:53.720 Now, with that said,
00:01:58.780 we...
00:01:59.780 These lads, or this girl, is situation mustering.
00:02:08.220 And that is not something we want to do.
00:02:11.280 We could stay in our garrison to replenish our troops, but that will also mean that we have to fight more troops.
00:02:17.340 So, without further ado, let's time for blood.
00:02:27.240 So I'm going to do like that and continue on.
00:02:34.300 And I don't...
00:02:37.980 No, we don't really have anything else.
00:02:39.580 I wanted a...
00:02:41.340 Some sort of agent, but we don't seem to have an agent.
00:02:47.340 Oh, well.
00:02:53.000 Alright, let's take the turn and see what's up during the next...
00:02:57.240 Next time.
00:03:00.280 We have Kretsch Craventail.
00:03:02.560 Oh, look, they're metaphysically boxing.
00:03:06.980 No, not metaphysically.
00:03:08.080 Very much physically boxing with these dark elves.
00:03:10.980 And they actually occupied the monoliths.
00:03:14.400 A settlement that we want to obtain immediately.
00:03:21.040 Well, soon enough at least.
00:03:22.280 Enhanced Perfection.
00:03:29.360 Loremaster Talarian.
00:03:31.740 That is why I love this game.
00:03:33.700 So many epic things.
00:03:36.200 So, what will we do here?
00:03:39.260 Will we actually...
00:03:40.280 Will we actually...
00:03:44.280 Charge these, um...
00:03:48.940 Okay, we're going to wait one more turn.
00:03:53.800 And, um...
00:03:56.040 Take the fight then.
00:03:57.440 Aha, we have a very low public order.
00:04:00.300 That isn't particularly good at all.
00:04:06.000 But I don't want to build a plaza because we can't...
00:04:10.980 Or I could build it and then race it.
00:04:14.380 We're going to do that, actually.
00:04:16.720 Blacklight Tower.
00:04:21.040 Okay, cool.
00:04:21.840 And the aforementioned Kretsch Craventail has declared war upon us.
00:04:40.700 That will be, um...
00:04:43.300 Hard to deal with.
00:04:44.820 I suppose the Skaven are quite powerful in this game.
00:04:51.840 Imminent Rebellion.
00:05:02.720 And we have...
00:05:04.080 Our fonts are running out.
00:05:06.380 So we kind of need to take this...
00:05:08.460 Settlement.
00:05:09.880 And, um...
00:05:11.840 We can't wait six turns for them to run out of supplies.
00:05:15.620 So the only...
00:05:16.840 Thing we can do is, um...
00:05:20.620 Time for battle.
00:05:21.840 To, uh...
00:05:26.720 Nagareth prepares for war once more.
00:05:31.520 Is to take the settlement.
00:05:33.620 Okay, so as we can see, we don't really have any...
00:05:36.840 Melee fighters.
00:05:40.560 Which can be quite problematic.
00:05:42.380 This would be a good force in, uh...
00:05:45.640 In a battle in the open.
00:05:48.400 But, uh...
00:05:49.280 Perhaps not so much right now.
00:05:50.960 We have Alitha Nahr.
00:05:52.280 And the Shadow Warriors.
00:05:54.580 And an Eagle.
00:05:56.180 The Eagle of, uh...
00:05:57.220 Superior Morals.
00:05:59.060 Nonetheless.
00:05:59.460 So he will obviously bring death and ruin to these...
00:06:04.000 The Enretts.
00:06:05.640 Okay, we are in the battle.
00:06:07.440 And, uh...
00:06:07.940 It looks better now.
00:06:09.860 We outnumber them slightly.
00:06:11.700 But, uh...
00:06:12.700 Shadow Dancer.
00:06:22.880 Okay, these lads...
00:06:24.700 Are our best lads.
00:06:26.820 And our Eagle of Superior Morals needs to stay, um...
00:06:29.700 In the back so he doesn't get, uh...
00:06:34.320 Shot at.
00:06:35.220 That would be highly problematic.
00:06:40.840 Okay, let's start the battle.
00:06:42.600 This is not a, um...
00:06:53.420 Particularly pleasant experience for these lads who are...
00:06:56.600 Standing here.
00:07:00.240 To be...
00:07:01.200 Shot at.
00:07:03.240 Thusly.
00:07:03.960 But, uh...
00:07:04.580 Since we're gonna get shot at anyway.
00:07:06.600 We might as well...
00:07:08.600 Advance...
00:07:10.600 Our positions.
00:07:12.800 Just a bit.
00:07:13.780 And, uh...
00:07:14.420 And attack them.
00:07:27.300 And we have our, uh...
00:07:28.920 Mislead.
00:07:31.660 I'm gonna actually see if we can, uh...
00:07:34.380 Do this on the wall.
00:07:39.360 That would be, uh...
00:07:40.580 Uh-huh.
00:07:43.760 We can't do it on the wall.
00:07:45.620 Maybe we can do it there.
00:07:46.720 So we can, um...
00:07:47.900 Shoot at them as well.
00:07:52.460 Alright, lads.
00:07:54.040 At them.
00:08:02.780 Let's, uh...
00:08:04.580 Admire.
00:08:05.880 The, uh...
00:08:07.000 Cinematics.
00:08:07.560 Boom.
00:08:11.600 Boom.
00:08:18.380 Highly aesthetic.
00:08:20.440 If anything.
00:08:22.020 And, uh...
00:08:22.740 Incoming!
00:08:24.580 Northern Seaguard!
00:08:26.000 These lads will obviously have to hurry up just a bit.
00:08:30.160 Now.
00:08:30.800 We can do something fun with the Eagle of Superior Morals.
00:08:34.920 Maybe he could...
00:08:36.620 I don't want him to get hurt, of course.
00:08:39.680 Because this is a main character in this Let's Play.
00:08:43.620 But, uh...
00:08:45.800 This looks much better than I, uh...
00:08:51.660 First thought.
00:08:54.520 Anyway, we're gonna commit.
00:08:56.440 Commit him.
00:08:58.080 That is the only reasonable course of action.
00:09:00.800 And...
00:09:01.420 You lads, you can, if possible, go up and aid these.
00:09:07.040 And Alitanar, you can also go up and, uh...
00:09:11.440 See if you can do something fun up there.
00:09:20.660 Let's zoom in to the Eagle.
00:09:22.800 He is, uh...
00:09:25.160 Wrecking.
00:09:27.180 And...
00:09:27.620 Quite well there.
00:09:31.560 Imagine having an...
00:09:34.240 A great Eagle.
00:09:36.600 To hunt down your, um...
00:09:39.700 Political enemies with.
00:09:43.560 In before leftists take that joke seriously.
00:09:47.080 That is a, um...
00:09:52.120 Trait many leftists have.
00:09:54.120 That they don't, um...
00:09:55.380 Understand anything.
00:09:58.360 That's why they're leftists.
00:10:04.320 Alright.
00:10:05.240 Charge in then.
00:10:06.300 Let's, uh...
00:10:07.200 Let's occupy this settlement.
00:10:09.860 This battle was much easier than expected.
00:10:12.620 I will, uh...
00:10:13.340 Admit.
00:10:14.540 As much.
00:10:17.080 Right, let's, uh...
00:10:22.440 Let's just do like this.
00:10:25.000 I think they, uh...
00:10:26.760 Will break quite soon.
00:10:30.880 So, um...
00:10:35.760 Alright, get in, lads.
00:10:37.680 Okay, we are...
00:10:49.420 There we are.
00:10:51.180 How nice.
00:10:53.840 Okay, so maybe not the most...
00:10:55.700 Exciting of battles.
00:10:57.340 But I hope you're...
00:10:59.500 Comfortable.
00:11:01.200 Listening to my soothing voice.
00:11:03.660 At least.
00:11:04.140 For the sundered lands.
00:11:09.560 For the sundered lands.
00:11:11.000 And we got some loot.
00:11:12.660 Always, uh...
00:11:13.760 Joyous.
00:11:15.200 Thing.
00:11:15.960 And the scarecrow banner.
00:11:19.580 Rank gained.
00:11:27.080 And we will obviously not do anything silly.
00:11:30.280 But we will occupy it.
00:11:31.280 I'm losing it with my warriors.
00:11:39.800 Province secured.
00:11:42.140 But we will have a, uh...
00:11:44.640 Rebellion.
00:11:45.900 On our hand here.
00:11:46.660 The Asura are troubled.
00:11:48.360 Which is, uh...
00:11:50.120 A bit problematic.
00:11:52.020 We're gonna go with that.
00:11:53.100 Because we obviously want as much growth as possible.
00:11:55.920 Alith Anar.
00:11:56.640 Alith Anar.
00:11:58.600 And what sort of fun thing can we, um...
00:12:04.200 Can we take it?
00:12:04.900 Valor of the Ages.
00:12:08.720 Weapon strength.
00:12:09.940 Plus 15% when fighting against green screen tribes Skaven.
00:12:14.780 That's great.
00:12:15.600 And dark elves, of course.
00:12:17.140 Because we're gonna...
00:12:19.000 Capture monoliths soon.
00:12:20.640 Soon.
00:12:23.520 And...
00:12:24.780 We will.
00:12:33.460 Ooh, look at that.
00:12:35.000 A unique hero.
00:12:37.820 I want that.
00:12:39.260 But then we need to reaver patrols.
00:12:42.620 Then let's go with that.
00:12:43.880 You must restore...
00:12:45.560 Boom.
00:12:47.540 Never had that sort of hero before.
00:12:49.420 So that would be, um...
00:12:51.320 Quite nice to see what, um...
00:12:54.000 What he can achieve.
00:12:54.960 Rival power comes to Pali.
00:12:56.980 Demanding a change in your mutual risk.
00:12:59.280 Demand a gift.
00:13:00.400 No.
00:13:02.700 Approach me if you must.
00:13:04.600 I make no promises about drawing my bow.
00:13:08.580 Declare war.
00:13:09.340 Okay.
00:13:10.720 Really cool voice, by the way.
00:13:12.240 I might have said this before.
00:13:13.160 But I'll say it again.
00:13:14.400 Because...
00:13:15.360 Positive things...
00:13:17.020 Always appears repeating.
00:13:19.420 It creates for a white-pilled atmosphere.
00:13:22.660 In my humble view.
00:13:29.840 Raid the following region.
00:13:31.480 Tur and Lek.
00:13:32.540 Okay.
00:13:32.780 Far to the west lies the Druki shrine of Vol's Anvil, my lord.
00:13:37.940 From it emanates a great and terrible power.
00:13:41.540 Yet the grounds around the shrine are surely rich with the wave fragments you seek.
00:13:48.060 The shrine will be well defended.
00:13:50.520 Yet a strike against it is vital.
00:13:52.740 If enough wave fragments are to be secured to prevent the collapse of the vortex.
00:13:57.180 That is noted.
00:14:05.440 We will have to obtain that settlement.
00:14:08.640 Okay, now.
00:14:12.780 We descend into anarchy.
00:14:15.020 We can...
00:14:16.220 No, actually it was a rite, of course.
00:14:18.900 Invocation of Morai Heg.
00:14:21.360 The elven goddess of fate and death.
00:14:24.320 Within her rune pouch, she holds the fate of all beings upon a mortal plane.
00:14:29.400 Sounds like a Celtic goddess.
00:14:31.860 Probably inspired from it.
00:14:33.280 We're gonna perform this rite.
00:14:34.440 Boom.
00:14:37.320 And look at what this mad cunt can do.
00:14:42.440 Looks highly aesthetic.
00:14:45.140 Where is he though?
00:14:46.240 I don't see him.
00:14:47.120 Oh, there he is.
00:14:50.380 We have to do it next time.
00:14:51.800 But...
00:14:52.800 These heretics must die.
00:15:01.680 Cool.
00:15:04.720 We will actually execute them.
00:15:09.400 That's the only reasonable course of action.
00:15:14.480 And I think...
00:15:16.080 That will have to be...
00:15:18.820 The episode.
00:15:19.840 Something like that.
00:15:21.800 I'm just gonna level this.
00:15:25.140 Looting settlements.
00:15:26.660 No.
00:15:27.600 Bondage service.
00:15:29.600 I want to get to this, so...
00:15:41.000 We can build something fun before...
00:15:43.420 I'm gonna do that next turn.
00:15:47.340 So, okay.
00:15:48.540 For next episode, we will initiate an aggression against the Skaven.
00:15:54.580 Thank you for watching.
00:15:55.780 And have an epic and joyous rest of your day.
00:16:00.000 And don't forget to hit the gym.
00:16:03.220 That is...
00:16:04.680 My instructions for the day.
00:16:08.720 No, you might already have been to the gym.
00:16:10.480 I don't know.
00:16:11.140 But anyway, have a great day.
00:16:13.460 XOXO.
00:16:14.300 Boom.
00:16:15.420 So, I believe it...
00:16:23.880 What does the gym?
00:16:29.780 Turn to the gym.
00:16:31.700 I don't remember what's going on.
00:16:32.480 Look at that.
00:16:34.020 Oh, thank you.
00:16:35.640 And I think, like, I know.
00:16:36.520 Oh, yeah.
00:16:36.880 I think, like...
00:16:37.460 Yeah.
00:16:37.720 Long make me look not good.
00:16:38.280 On that...
00:16:38.640 That's sound.
00:16:39.500 I don't remember well.
00:16:40.000 I have been to the gym.
00:16:40.780 I...
00:16:41.800 You know I'm there.