The Golden One - March 08, 2019


What Is A Joocey Pale Orc？ You Must Choose - But You Cannot Not Choose


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In this episode I explain exactly what a juicy pale orc is and what it means to be a high thumos guy. I also give a quick run down of what a juicier pale orc can be and why you should be aiming to be one.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, Laddingtons. Today I thought to explain exactly what a juicy pale orc is. 0.99
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00:01:04.900 to the topic at hand which is exactly what a juicy pale orc is. So the story is that when I saw the
00:01:12.700 Hobbit films for the first time I thought everything was so great in it because as a hardcore Lord of
00:01:20.080 the Rings fan I was so hyped before during and after and I just thought yeah the great the films were
00:01:26.400 great. I still think they are good. Obviously not on par with Lord of the Rings but you can't really
00:01:32.500 compare anything to Lord of the Rings. So anyway I saw the film and I thought the juicy pale orc was
00:01:39.500 a testosterone and epic in that sort of way. There's especially one scene where he stares down another
00:01:46.960 orc who rides comes at him on a varg. Thought that was a cool and high thumos scene. So anyway there is
00:01:54.900 also another take on what a juicy pale orc can be. So I talked about elves a few weeks back and I talked 0.87
00:02:02.800 about an elven aesthetics that I always tried to have an elven aesthetics but for certain guys they
00:02:08.900 don't want to go along the path of an elven aesthetics and that's completely fine. Remember
00:02:13.980 for a man it's more important your capabilities and abilities rather than what you look like. So 0.65
00:02:20.780 something to keep in mind at all times. Either way so if we're talking about someone who wants to go
00:02:27.140 along the path of a certain aesthetics but perhaps he's bald then he can say to himself you know what
00:02:32.700 I'm go I'm just gonna be a juicy pale orc instead and ignore the fact that my hair is falling off 0.98
00:02:38.080 and you can look like Jason Statham or something like that some high testosterone guy or if we're
00:02:44.920 talking about physique someone who does not cut for summer and says I just want to be a juicy pale orc 0.63
00:02:50.300 so someone who is perhaps a strongman or a powerlifter do not concern himself overly much
00:02:55.940 of the aesthetic side so he doesn't cut down he's gonna go along the path of the juicy pale orc is
00:03:00.940 being testosteroneous going after it. Another thing and I will quote my friend Identitet Svea he said
00:03:08.660 something really profound in an Instagram post a while back and he said you can choose but you cannot
00:03:14.880 not choose and this is exactly what I try to promote as well. You can choose in his case it was
00:03:22.760 between Bane and Brad Pitt in Fight Club. You can choose you can choose one of them but you cannot
00:03:30.120 not choose so perhaps you want to go along the path of bulk power strength or perhaps you want to go
00:03:37.140 along the path of being a bit more athletic. Both ways are completely fine and what I try to do and
00:03:44.880 is that I can push some of you into training so if I reach someone who isn't into training already
00:03:50.500 and I want to push you along a path but you can choose the path yourself whichever path you take
00:03:56.720 it's up to you but I just want you to start on it. So if I say set the pace high to all of you lads
00:04:03.860 some guys might go along the path of regular gym training just getting strong and aesthetic
00:04:09.100 some guys want to go along the path of strongman or powerlifting some guys want to train MMA
00:04:14.280 some guys find a local Thai boxing gym some guys fall in love with Brazilian jiu-jitsu
00:04:20.180 all of these ways are completely fine. The most important thing is that you choose one of them
00:04:26.060 so same thing when you choose your aesthetic just go for something go for it be a force of nature be
00:04:31.520 high thumas be high energy and just choose something and go for it but what you cannot do is you cannot
00:04:37.780 not choose. And I'll say it again on the mentality of the juicy pale orc what it means is just
00:04:44.240 you're being testosteroneous you're being driven you go forward you set the pace high on your certain
00:04:50.440 endeavor that is what that means so it is a bit heretical of me I know this because obviously the
00:04:57.860 orcs are the enemy and the men of the west and the elves and the dwarves are the good people but 1.00
00:05:04.800 I made an exception there because that was also before my time of supreme enlightenment so
00:05:11.100 but yeah it is stuck with me anyway so long story short set the pace high be testosteroneous go after
00:05:19.320 it set up your goals and go after them so thank you for watching and who am I I'm the juicy pale orc xxo boom
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