The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1043 - Brian Redban

00:00:05.000 Did you see this?

00:00:08.000 And we're back.

00:00:09.000 Trump's latest conspiracy?

00:00:11.000 Yeah.

00:00:11.000 No, what is it?

00:00:12.000 I guess he's saying that there's a New York Times piece that contains a paragraph saying Trump suggested that the Axis Hollywood tape wasn't real.

00:00:18.000 So he's like saying that never existed.

00:00:21.000 Oh, no, yeah.

00:00:22.000 He said...

00:00:23.000 Well, I think...

00:00:24.000 Are those other two microphones on or something?

00:00:27.000 Oh, was that the TV was on?

00:00:28.000 Is that what it is?

00:00:30.000 I think he said, like, in passing to someone, like, how do we even know that's real?

00:00:36.000 Dude, you know how tired he must be?

00:00:37.000 I'm so tired.

00:00:38.000 Just listen.

00:00:39.000 Just think how tired you are, right?

00:00:41.000 Just doing normal stuff.

00:00:42.000 Doing podcasts.

00:00:43.000 Doing comedy shows.

00:00:45.000 You know?

00:00:46.000 Having a girlfriend.

00:00:48.000 Right?

00:00:48.000 It's tiring.

00:00:49.000 Imagine being 70. And being the fucking president. 1.00

00:00:53.000 And being in a position where you're like, why did I do this? 1.00

00:00:57.000 Why did I do this?

00:00:58.000 He's got, I mean, maybe, look, maybe.

00:01:01.000 Let's just give him the benefit of the doubt.

00:01:03.000 Maybe he went into this job with the best of intentions.

00:01:05.000 But he was just overwhelmed by conflict every step of the way.

00:01:09.000 He's tested in a way that his character was never tested before.

00:01:13.000 And all these people are mad at him.

00:01:14.000 It's just hell.

00:01:15.000 Hell on earth.

00:01:17.000 70!

00:01:17.000 So tired.

00:01:18.000 And he's getting the worst comments ever.

00:01:21.000 Every day like this.

00:01:22.000 Tired.

00:01:23.000 But here's the thing.

00:01:24.000 There was an article that was written, not meaning in any way to disparage the great president of ours.

00:01:31.000 There was an article that was written a while back where this guy found out that Trump had some sort of a prescription for amphetamines.

00:01:42.000 Way back in the day, which, again, that word's a dirty word, but let's just break down what that means.

00:01:51.000 It's a series and a class of drugs that's a stimulant, and there's a lot of people that use stimulants, including me.

00:01:57.000 I love coffee.

00:01:59.000 I drink these caveman nitros.

00:02:02.000 For a lot of people, this might as well be a drug.

00:02:04.000 This is 270 milligrams, this little can.

00:02:08.000 270 milligrams of caffeine.

00:02:10.000 So, I'm no hypocrite.

00:02:11.000 I try not to be, at least.

00:02:12.000 So, I'm just being honest.

00:02:14.000 There's nothing wrong with stimulants.

00:02:16.000 I enjoy coffee. 1.00

00:02:18.000 But that's the only one I fuck with. 0.99

00:02:20.000 Other than that NuVigil, I've tried that stuff a few times, and I will try it. 0.98

00:02:25.000 Like, say, if I have to drive home, if I'm driving home from San Francisco, it's like 10 o'clock at night, I know I'm not going to get home until 3 in the morning, 4 in the morning.

00:02:32.000 I will take one of those, because it'll keep you from falling asleep.

00:02:35.000 That's what it's made for.

00:02:36.000 Yes.

00:02:37.000 Apparently, what I've read was that that's what they prescribe it for, but what it's made for, and it was originally called ProVigil, right?

00:02:46.000 NuVigil and ProVigil.

00:02:46.000 No, no, that's two different ones, but they're pretty much the same.

00:02:49.000 Yeah, but one of them is a new one.

00:02:51.000 New Vigil.

00:02:51.000 And I think New Vigil is a new one, right?

00:02:53.000 And I think what they did is like there was probably some sort of, I don't know, maybe it's an improvement or maybe it was some sort of a copyright thing or a trademark thing. 0.99

00:03:03.000 I'm going to ask Jamie to Google a bunch of shit. 0.99

00:03:09.000 What did we start with? 1.00

00:03:10.000 Start with the Trump amphetamine thing.

00:03:12.000 But here's the thing.

00:03:13.000 That's what Adderall is, folks. 0.98

00:03:15.000 And I know a fucking shitload of people that are on that stuff. 0.95

00:03:19.000 And I've talked about it ad nauseum. 0.95

00:03:20.000 I'm sorry if I'm boring you.

00:03:23.000 For people that have never heard me talk about this, you've got to get it out.

00:03:26.000 Fun fact.

00:03:28.000 Excuse me?

00:03:29.000 I said, I think it came from this tweet, which is kind of a contributor for Vanity Fair.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, Kurt Eichenwald, I believe is the way you say his last name.

00:03:37.000 It says, fun fact, in 1982, Trump started taking amphetamine derivatives.

00:03:42.000 He says abused them, but that's his classification, right?

00:03:46.000 Only supposed to take two for 25 days, stayed on for eight years.

00:03:50.000 Really?

00:03:50.000 The second tweet, the one below, it says, White House admitted it to me.

00:03:55.000 He took it for a short amount of time for a diet.

00:03:58.000 A diet when he was not overweight.

00:04:00.000 I counted with med records.

00:04:02.000 They cut me off.

00:04:04.000 People misreading.

00:04:05.000 Drug was diethopropan, 75 milligrams a day.

00:04:10.000 Prescriptions filled at Duane Reade on 57... 1.00

00:04:12.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:04:12.000 Wow. 1.00

00:04:13.000 Not that I know things. 0.99

00:04:15.000 He gave out the fucking address of the Dwayne Reed where it was prescribed, where it was fulfilled. 0.98

00:04:20.000 Yeah, man, I think for sure, without a doubt, right? 0.99

00:04:24.000 Like, there's a lot of people that enjoy stimulants.

00:04:27.000 Can you see him, though, just getting his tan on and taking diet pills?

00:04:32.000 That's how you get ahead. 0.96

00:04:35.000 And this is going to sound fucked up, and it's not entirely true. 0.99

00:04:38.000 This is why it sounds fucked up. 0.99

00:04:39.000 Because other people have done it with nothing. 1.00

00:04:41.000 There's people out there that are just fucking getting up early and running mountains and drinking water and kicking ass. 1.00

00:04:47.000 There are people like that. 1.00

00:04:48.000 But there's a lot of people in business, in a lot of different walks of life, that enjoy stimulants.

00:04:54.000 And I am not knocking them.

00:04:56.000 I want to be really clear about this.

00:04:59.000 This is just sort of a discussion of it.

00:05:02.000 I'm not knocking them.

00:05:03.000 Maybe it's awesome.

00:05:04.000 I'm scared of Adderall.

00:05:06.000 I'm scared I'd love it.

00:05:07.000 I've tasted it.

00:05:09.000 What's it taste like?

00:05:10.000 You know what it reminded me of?

00:05:12.000 I tried to do it once, my friend gave me one, and I took half of the one, and I went on stage later, and it felt like I was on coke.

00:05:22.000 If you try to do coke before you do comedy, your timing's off, you're just going through your shit super fast, and that's what I felt like, and I'm like, I'm never doing that again.

00:05:33.000 And then I had it one more time, years later, when I was doing something, I had to stay awake, and I just felt jittery. 0.59

00:05:40.000 I didn't like it compared to Nuva Jill, where you didn't have the jitters or the Adderall-type feeling.

00:05:47.000 Yeah, Nuva Jill doesn't give you any of that, right? 0.97

00:05:48.000 Yeah, you're just on.

00:05:49.000 Yeah, it's weird.

00:05:51.000 But it doesn't...

00:05:52.000 I don't feel like it stimulates you.

00:05:55.000 I feel like it just doesn't...

00:05:56.000 It keeps you at a level, but it doesn't take you any higher.

00:05:59.000 Jesus, sounds like a New Vigil ad.

00:06:01.000 It's fine.

00:06:02.000 This is the thing about New Vigil.

00:06:04.000 I had a conversation with Tim Ferriss about this.

00:06:07.000 Tim Ferriss didn't put that in one of his biohacking books, specifically because he felt like if he did, people would eat it like candy. 0.99

00:06:15.000 And I went, holy shit! 0.74

00:06:18.000 When a guy like Tim Ferriss, an extremely influential guy that spends a lot of time doing biohacking and improvement shit like he does, for that guy to say he didn't want to write about New Vigil or Pro Vigil in a book because he didn't want people eating it like candy, 0.99

00:06:34.000 like holy shit, listen to him. 0.77

00:06:36.000 And one of the things that he said that I thought was very important, he said there's no biological free lunch. 0.99

00:06:42.000 So there's gotta be some sort of repercussions for taking that.

00:06:45.000 And maybe we won't know for 20 years, right?

00:06:47.000 That's the thing, like, something's happening, right?

00:06:50.000 You're doing something.

00:06:52.000 It gets you fired up.

00:06:53.000 Now, it's not a natural thing, so it's not like you're taking vitamins, and those vitamins, like B12 or something like that, stimulates you, gives you energy.

00:07:01.000 It's not that.

00:07:03.000 Okay, so is it bad that it's not that?

00:07:06.000 How many chemicals are bad, and how many chemicals are okay, and how do you know?

00:07:12.000 I mean...

00:07:13.000 Look at sugar, man. 1.00

00:07:14.000 We are now learning that sugar is like the worst thing in the whole entire world because the sugar industry back in the day was like, sell this, sell this, fat's bad, you know?

00:07:23.000 Yeah, man. 0.98

00:07:24.000 And now we know that sugar is one of the biggest things for heart disease and all that crap. 0.97

00:07:29.000 Yeah, they're weasels.

00:07:31.000 Would you pull up there?

00:07:32.000 There's a comparison chart on Nuvagil and Provagil.

00:07:34.000 They're almost the same thing.

00:07:36.000 One is Modafinil and the other one is R-Modafinil.

00:07:39.000 And so they have some sort of it here.

00:07:41.000 The mechanism of action is slightly different on them.

00:07:43.000 That's the only thing I can tell that's different.

00:07:44.000 Is one an improvement of the other?

00:07:48.000 I... Can't really...

00:07:49.000 Looks like Nubajil has... 1.00

00:07:51.000 Extra shit! 1.00

00:07:52.000 Yeah, it's something about electronic coupling. 0.99

00:07:56.000 Anyway, think about the fact that I've taken this.

00:07:59.000 Now, listen to what this is.

00:08:02.000 This stuff is...

00:08:04.000 It may activate orexin peptides via stimulation of orexin receptors, OX1 and OX2. It may also increase, ready for this one?

00:08:18.000 Glutametergic?

00:08:22.000 Glutametergic.

00:08:24.000 Glutametergic.

00:08:25.000 Is that how you say it?

00:08:25.000 Sounds right.

00:08:27.000 Glutametergic concentrations decrease GAB allergic activation and increase electronic coupling. 0.98

00:08:34.000 Who the fuck knows what that means? 0.98

00:08:38.000 Rhonda Patrick? 0.99

00:08:39.000 She probably would have to go, okay.

00:08:42.000 And then she'd have to lay it out.

00:08:43.000 And then we would listen to it afterwards.

00:08:45.000 Like... 1.00

00:08:48.000 Whenever she talks, I always feel like I'm some sort of a stupid monkey person. 1.00

00:08:53.000 I'm like, stupid monkey person, I have questions for a smart lady. 1.00

00:08:56.000 Please tell me how the body works. 0.99

00:08:58.000 What is electronic coupling, though?

00:08:59.000 We've got to get to the bottom of that, because that's electronic.

00:09:02.000 That's a problem.

00:09:03.000 How do we have something electronic in us?

00:09:05.000 How is electronic coupling a thing you have to worry about when you're trying to stay awake? 0.99

00:09:09.000 What is it the fuck? 0.89

00:09:11.000 Dude, imagine if that's how we found out, by looking at the ingredients of New Vigil, and we're like, hey, hey, hey, what does this mean? 1.00

00:09:17.000 And then all of a sudden, the fucking overlords turn the switch, and we can see them in front of us. 0.98

00:09:21.000 Sorry, you guys are robots this entire time. 1.00

00:09:24.000 It was a goddamn ad agency the whole time that let it out. 0.99

00:09:26.000 We're doing the bidding for the robot world. 1.00

00:09:29.000 You know what the creepiest fucking quote I ever read? 0.99

00:09:32.000 It was Marshall McLuhan. 1.00

00:09:35.000 He said, human beings are the sex organs of the machine world. 1.00

00:09:40.000 I went, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:09:42.000 And he wrote this, McLuhan was a bad motherfucker, and one of a really underrated visionary. 1.00

00:09:49.000 You read some of his stuff, you're like, Jesus, this guy had some insight. 0.98

00:09:53.000 And I'm pretty sure he wrote all this stuff in the 60s.

00:09:58.000 See if you can find when that quote was...

00:10:02.000 Said by McLuhan, or written, however it was.

00:10:06.000 Human beings are the sex organs of the machine world.

00:10:09.000 I feel like it was in the 60s he wrote this.

00:10:12.000 Which is like, wow!

00:10:15.000 That's so heavy! 0.99

00:10:16.000 How the fuck did he see that? 0.99

00:10:18.000 That's what it is. 0.97

00:10:20.000 We're some sort of a weird being that makes better and better technology every year, and we get pumped about it, which is why I wanted to show you the Razer phone.

00:10:30.000 Oh, that's so sexy, man.

00:10:32.000 I can't believe you have that.

00:10:33.000 1964. 64!

00:10:35.000 Just stop and think of that. 1.00

00:10:37.000 1964, that motherfucker figured it out. 1.00

00:10:39.000 That was all acid. 1.00

00:10:40.000 Come on.

00:10:41.000 It probably was, right?

00:10:42.000 Look at the cover.

00:10:43.000 So look at that.

00:10:44.000 Look at that, Brian.

00:10:45.000 That's beautiful, man.

00:10:46.000 This is the Razer phone.

00:10:47.000 That's supposed to have the best speakerphone.

00:10:50.000 Dude, this speaker's insane.

00:10:51.000 Yeah, like a Bluetooth speaker.

00:10:52.000 Not that loud.

00:10:53.000 Not that loud. 0.99

00:10:54.000 No, it's not as loud as a Bluetooth, but it's fucking crazy. 0.98

00:10:56.000 Like, you watch a movie on it, it's dope. 0.96

00:10:58.000 You can play games on it, it's incredible.

00:11:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:01.000 Sounds like a goddamn ad for this now. 0.99

00:11:03.000 Nuvigil and Razer. 0.98

00:11:04.000 No one's paid me.

00:11:05.000 They gave this to me for free, in all honesty.

00:11:08.000 But it's pretty dope.

00:11:09.000 Razer makes quality products.

00:11:10.000 I have that big, high-end laptop, the Blade Pro, and it's really good.

00:11:15.000 Is that the iPhone X? I did.

00:11:17.000 I just got the iPhone X. Yeah, it took me a while.

00:11:19.000 I gave in.

00:11:20.000 I saw Jamie's.

00:11:21.000 I'm like, I give.

00:11:21.000 I tap.

00:11:22.000 Two things about it that I like.

00:11:25.000 Face ID. 100% legit.

00:11:27.000 100% legit.

00:11:28.000 The only times when you wake up and your pillow's in the way or your eyes are puffy, you just go to the passcode.

00:11:35.000 But anytime you look at it, it just unlocks.

00:11:38.000 You can close your eyes and it won't unlock.

00:11:40.000 So when you're sleeping, you can't just put it up to your face.

00:11:43.000 And the size of it.

00:11:45.000 Because it's about the same size as the Plus, which is what I've...

00:11:50.000 But it's like having an old small phone again.

00:11:52.000 So I was starting to get carpal tunnel in my finger and my thumb from the Plus after a while.

00:11:58.000 So you can just swipe up and I can get to all of your notifications.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, there's different swipe systems.

00:12:06.000 It shouldn't say anything other than notification, though.

00:12:09.000 Unless he looks at it. 1.00

00:12:11.000 Shit. 1.00

00:12:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:12.000 It won't let me back. 1.00

00:12:14.000 It doesn't trust me. 1.00

00:12:16.000 Cancel, bitch. 1.00

00:12:18.000 It won't let me cancel. 1.00

00:12:19.000 It's making me enter a password.

00:12:21.000 Cancel.

00:12:21.000 Oh, there it is.

00:12:22.000 Here's some notifications.

00:12:23.000 Now can you see anything?

00:12:25.000 Nope.

00:12:26.000 It wants a face ID. Now look at me.

00:12:29.000 Look, I'll unlock it for you.

00:12:35.000 That's why.

00:12:37.000 Hold on.

00:12:39.000 Perfect.

00:12:39.000 Perfect example.

00:12:41.000 So it fucks up sometimes.

00:12:43.000 Sometimes.

00:12:43.000 But I'll tell you what, man.

00:12:44.000 The form fact is very interesting.

00:12:48.000 That's my security camera.

00:12:50.000 So it's a huge-ass camera, but it's not.

00:12:53.000 It's like three or four cameras, I think. 0.80

00:12:55.000 I mean, it's a huge-ass phone, but it's not a huge-ass phone. 0.51

00:12:58.000 And it has a killer camera. 0.56

00:13:00.000 What a weird world, man.

00:13:01.000 Just ten years ago, the first iPhone came out.

00:13:03.000 And if you saw that thing today, you'd be like, that thing was made out of wood!

00:13:08.000 I still have mine.

00:13:09.000 Do you?

00:13:10.000 That's amazing.

00:13:11.000 I have all mine, and two of them are starting to explode.

00:13:14.000 And it's not fair because I bought them and I wanted to keep them like a collector, but my iPhone 3 is bubbled up and it's about to blow up any day now.

00:13:21.000 So you have different swipes now because you don't have a homepage.

00:13:26.000 You have to shut it down to get out of there?

00:13:29.000 Yeah.

00:13:30.000 Interesting.

00:13:31.000 The swiping system actually is very...

00:13:34.000 I can't believe I used to do it that different way.

00:13:36.000 If you want to go in between programs, now you just go on the bottom left or right.

00:13:42.000 So you just do that.

00:13:46.000 Now the top right gets you to the control center.

00:13:50.000 And it took me about two days for me to finally go, oh, this is so much how it's supposed to be.

00:13:56.000 Really?

00:13:56.000 Oh, wow.

00:13:57.000 Yeah, sometimes if they figure out a better way, even though it's a better way, like QWERTY typing, do you know the whole deal behind that?

00:14:04.000 Apparently that's not the fastest way to type.

00:14:07.000 The keyboard QWERTY is set up the way it is because in the olden days they made it that way because old keys would get stuck on each other.

00:14:15.000 And they would mash them and they'd get stuck together, so they had to separate the more commonly used keys.

00:14:21.000 So they changed the way they did it, but the right way to do the typewriter...

00:14:25.000 Goddammit, I forget the name of it. 0.99

00:14:27.000 But some people try, wacky fucking nerds. 1.00

00:14:29.000 You wacky nerds. 0.99

00:14:30.000 These wacky nerds, they take their keyboards and they reprogram them, or they buy a specific keyboard that's in this way, and then they learn how to type with this super unusual keyboard, but it's supposed to be faster.

00:14:43.000 There's a plug-in, I think, that you can do it on your iPad and your iPhones and stuff like that.

00:14:46.000 Oh, really?

00:14:47.000 What is it called, Jamie?

00:14:49.000 This is the Dvorak keyboard.

00:14:50.000 Dvorak, that's it.

00:14:51.000 It's a little different layout.

00:14:52.000 Yeah, so there's QWERTY and Dvorak.

00:14:54.000 See, yeah, it's A-O-E-U-I-D-H, so it's not QWERTY at all.

00:15:00.000 P-Y-F-G-C-R-L on top. 1.00

00:15:05.000 Like, what?

00:15:05.000 It would take a long-ass time to relearn.

00:15:08.000 You can't relearn.

00:15:09.000 You'd have to start from the beginning.

00:15:11.000 I don't know, man.

00:15:12.000 I don't think it's worth it. 1.00

00:15:15.000 I'm too stupid. 1.00

00:15:17.000 I'm too stupid. 1.00

00:15:18.000 It's like my thoughts about learning a new language, like, I'm good. 0.99

00:15:21.000 Voice recognition is so much already there that we're not going to have keyboards very soon anyways.

00:15:27.000 What have you heard about those Google earbuds that you put them in and they translate for you in real time?

00:15:33.000 My friend has them.

00:15:35.000 They're not good.

00:15:36.000 I was thinking, like, how could they be good when people have, like, crazy flow to their language?

00:15:41.000 Like, you know, you talk to, like, some serious Puerto Ricans and they're like, you know, there's, like, all these words are, like, flowing into these other words, you know? 0.99

00:15:50.000 I mean, there's, like, a flavor to it that I just don't think that little computer thing is going to be able to figure out what the fuck that guy just said, you know? 0.95

00:15:57.000 I think you could already do it in Google, you know, so you don't need the headphones, you just need your phone. 0.95

00:16:03.000 And you can hear it?

00:16:04.000 Yeah, it just does it on speakerphone.

00:16:06.000 Oh, I see.

00:16:07.000 Okay.

00:16:07.000 But the new Pixel, by the way, that camera on that, it's the best camera of any phone, the new Pixel 2. What's crazy is it's a single camera, where all these other phones are doing it with a dual camera.

00:16:16.000 It is interesting.

00:16:17.000 You know, what's really interesting is the level that all these phones are at now.

00:16:24.000 Everything is at a super high level.

00:16:27.000 Like, technologically speaking, the jump has been giant. 0.99

00:16:30.000 It's like, where is this fucking thing going? 0.89

00:16:33.000 Like, where are we going to look at for the iPhone 20? 0.98

00:16:35.000 You know?

00:16:36.000 I mean, is it going to be in your skin?

00:16:38.000 Are you going to get it?

00:16:39.000 Is it going to fix blindness?

00:16:41.000 It's going to be wearable.

00:16:41.000 I think one day there's not going to be a device, a phone.

00:16:44.000 You're just going to be wearing it somehow.

00:16:46.000 Like, you can look at your sleeve to make a phone call.

00:16:48.000 You can check your email using your shoe.

00:16:51.000 Dude, some mad scientist is going to figure out a way to make eyeballs that work better than our eyeballs.

00:16:55.000 We're going to swap out our eyeballs.

00:16:57.000 They already have that.

00:16:58.000 They're going to be the first to go.

00:16:59.000 You're going to swap out your eyeballs for these super electronic eyeballs, but everything is like a shade of color off.

00:17:07.000 Like red is purple.

00:17:09.000 It's like one of them OLED screens.

00:17:11.000 It's got burn-in.

00:17:12.000 We're going to figure it out, but right now, you just give up your eyes.

00:17:16.000 You give up your eyes for the computer world.

00:17:17.000 That's how to start us off.

00:17:19.000 To start us off with better eyes.

00:17:20.000 First, it'll be our blind friends.

00:17:22.000 Our blind friends will get new eyes, and then we're like, dude, I see so much better.

00:17:27.000 I'm actually happy that I went blind.

00:17:28.000 Like, what? 1.00

00:17:29.000 The fuck did you just say? 1.00

00:17:31.000 And then next thing you know, you're going to try it. 1.00

00:17:34.000 There's going to be some crazy fucker with good eyesight that's going to go, I want to be able to see better. 1.00

00:17:39.000 It's like the girl with the perfect body that gets boob implants. 1.00

00:17:42.000 Like, no.

00:17:43.000 Why'd you do that?

00:17:45.000 You know, the girl already has double D's and goes to like triple E like, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Why'd you do that?

00:17:52.000 It's interesting to think of, like, all the blind people would be the first ones to get all the new eyeballs. 0.85

00:17:59.000 And they'd be seeing better.

00:18:00.000 So they're all going to be, like, those people with the glasses, the blind people, and they take off their... 0.99

00:18:04.000 and they're all robots.

00:18:05.000 Like They Live.

00:18:06.000 Yeah.

00:18:07.000 Like the movie They Live.

00:18:07.000 Remember that?

00:18:08.000 Ratty Roddy Piper.

00:18:09.000 Rest in peace.

00:18:09.000 Respect.

00:18:11.000 Remember when Ratty Roddy Piper was a movie star for a little bit, doing some action movies?

00:18:15.000 He was, like, one of the first guys, like, The Rock, to break through.

00:18:19.000 You know?

00:18:19.000 And that They Live movie.

00:18:21.000 That was fun.

00:18:22.000 I miss that guy.

00:18:23.000 Dude, it's a real possibility that this could happen.

00:18:27.000 I mean, I'm not saying it's going to happen in a decade, but if human beings live to be another hundred years, they're going to have better replacements.

00:18:35.000 Elon's tweet about that robot scared everybody, just the way he worded it.

00:18:39.000 He said, this is nothing.

00:18:40.000 In a few years, that bot will move so fast, you need a strobe light to see it.

00:18:43.000 Sweet dreams.

00:18:45.000 He's such a hook.

00:18:46.000 I love that.

00:18:47.000 That guy is so awesome.

00:18:48.000 He scares the shit out of me.

00:18:50.000 But he's right.

00:18:51.000 Listen, man, he's probably one of the smartest human beings on the planet Earth.

00:18:54.000 You know that they think he might have invented Bitcoin?

00:18:57.000 There's a lot of speculation online.

00:18:59.000 You know what?

00:18:59.000 Here's the thing.

00:19:00.000 I want to talk about this in this podcast.

00:19:01.000 I didn't even read the article.

00:19:03.000 I looked at the headline.

00:19:04.000 I'm like, probably.

00:19:05.000 And I kept moving.

00:19:06.000 He started PayPal, right?

00:19:07.000 Didn't him and Peter Thiel started PayPal, right?

00:19:10.000 Co-founders of it.

00:19:10.000 I believe so.

00:19:12.000 I believe that's what made him.

00:19:14.000 And there's a video of him from the 1990s where he got a million dollar car delivered.

00:19:20.000 He was just starting to ball.

00:19:22.000 When he's just starting to ball out of control.

00:19:24.000 He's probably one of the smartest human beings ever.

00:19:26.000 That new sports car.

00:19:28.000 Oh, there's Tesla?

00:19:29.000 He's a fascinating guy, man.

00:19:31.000 You know, he just made a whole town out of a battery. 0.82

00:19:34.000 He made the biggest battery in the history of the world.

00:19:38.000 Did you hear about that one?

00:19:40.000 Yeah, there's some new thing that he just built.

00:19:43.000 They just built the largest battery in the history of the world.

00:19:47.000 It's like a building. 0.99

00:19:51.000 Like, this guy is fucking Nikola Tesla. 1.00

00:19:54.000 He's a madman. 1.00

00:19:55.000 We're gonna have battery explosions in the future. 0.99

00:19:57.000 That's gonna be a big thing.

00:19:58.000 Oh, for sure.

00:19:59.000 You know?

00:19:59.000 Like, this whole town's gonna blow up.

00:20:01.000 Tesla has built the world's largest battery in Australia. 0.99

00:20:05.000 What in the fuck? 0.98

00:20:09.000 Elon Musk is making good on his promise to solve an energy crisis in Australia. 0.99

00:20:15.000 Can you make that bigger?

00:20:18.000 He says, um, screw that up.

00:20:21.000 Oh, here it goes.

00:20:22.000 It's fully installed the world's largest lithium ion battery in South Australia, the state government said in a statement Thursday.

00:20:28.000 Tesla teamed up with a French renewable energy firm in the local government to install the battery, which Musk promised to deliver within 100 days of signing the contract, or it would be free.

00:20:40.000 He's crazy.

00:20:42.000 Why would he do that? 1.00

00:20:43.000 He's a crazy person. 1.00

00:20:45.000 He's a mad man. 1.00

00:20:47.000 He's like a fucking mad scientist. 1.00

00:20:49.000 He's like a guy from a movie, right? 1.00

00:20:51.000 Like if you had a movie and there was some mad billionaire Robert Downey Jr. type character that just kept inventing the newest crazy shit and was at the cutting edge of science and was telling everybody to look out for the fucking robots that are gonna kill us, it would be Elon Musk. 0.98

00:21:05.000 Have you met him? 0.99

00:21:06.000 No.

00:21:07.000 He came to a comedy show one night.

00:21:08.000 I was panicking.

00:21:09.000 He watched you though, right?

00:21:11.000 I think he did.

00:21:13.000 He had a nice army with him.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, he brings a lot of people with guns.

00:21:17.000 It's a good move.

00:21:18.000 Yeah, very good move.

00:21:19.000 Especially if you're worried about robots. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:21:22.000 He's right, though. 1.00

00:21:23.000 That's the scary thing.

00:21:24.000 When you watch that one robot, there's one mini-robot, there's this little yellow one in this video, and it's running on the ground at a very fast rate, and you're like, wait, wait, wait.

00:21:35.000 You're trying to wrap your head around this thing.

00:21:36.000 What if this thing has guns?

00:21:38.000 What if it's got a little camera, and it's got guns, and it's running at you like this?

00:21:42.000 And it's like the size of a.44 Magnum.

00:21:44.000 It's like a series of.44 Magnums pointed at you, it's about that big, and it's running like a hundred times faster than you could ever run.

00:21:52.000 Like what?

00:21:54.000 Hold on! 0.98

00:21:56.000 This is like probably how people in Yemen feel.

00:21:58.000 Like, yes!

00:21:59.000 I've been telling you!

00:22:00.000 You can't let them use robots.

00:22:03.000 You know, like, the people that get bombed with drones, we've just sort of like, ah, that's not real.

00:22:10.000 You don't even have to, like, tell us about it.

00:22:12.000 No one has to tell us that they're gonna do it.

00:22:14.000 They just do it, right?

00:22:15.000 And something like 80% of the people that they kill are innocent?

00:22:19.000 There's some crazy number of people that the drones have killed.

00:22:22.000 I know we've gone over this before.

00:22:24.000 What is it, like 80%?

00:22:25.000 Do you remember?

00:22:27.000 Yeah, that sounds about right.

00:22:29.000 Let's see if we can find it.

00:22:32.000 You're like, Rogan, you're exaggerating again.

00:22:34.000 Probably.

00:22:34.000 It might be like 78%, whatever it is.

00:22:37.000 But even if it's more than 50%, that's fucking crazy! 0.98

00:22:41.000 We just have robots that shoot things at people, and we hope we get the right ones. 0.81

00:22:45.000 You would never think that Transformers will actually happen one day.

00:22:49.000 Totally happen, right?

00:22:49.000 We're going to have good Transformers and bad Transformers, and then the good ones are going to hack the bad ones, or vice versa.

00:22:56.000 Michael Bay was right all along.

00:22:58.000 We need to bring Megan Fox back into the franchise. 1.00

00:23:02.000 That's hard to imagine, man.

00:23:04.000 But it's probably inevitable, right?

00:23:06.000 It's probably inevitable that someone is going to make some super smart robot that does his bidding, and we're going to have a war of worlds.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, and we're going to have Robocops that fight the bad robots and the drones.

00:23:18.000 Can you imagine if the argument would be, let's let the robots fight because therefore it'll save human lives and will dictate how the world is won.

00:23:25.000 Sort of just like the Olympics, but with robots fighting to the death to see who gets to run the world.

00:23:32.000 What Elon Musk should be doing instead of making batteries is trying to invent force fields.

00:23:37.000 For real, we all need personal force fields.

00:23:40.000 Well, see, this is the thing.

00:23:42.000 He is at the cutting edge of science in terms of implementation of all these new inventions like lithium-ion batteries that are hooked up to Giant fucking whatever that structure was they made it in. 0.61

00:23:57.000 Drone races.

00:23:58.000 It's on ESPN all the time.

00:24:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:24:00.000 So they put on like almost a VR headset and race through.

00:24:04.000 They do have them in arenas.

00:24:05.000 Oh my god.

00:24:06.000 It's crazy.

00:24:06.000 A lot of times it's at night with lit up like neon obstacles they got to go through.

00:24:10.000 These go like 70 miles an hour, I think.

00:24:12.000 They go really fast.

00:24:13.000 So cool.

00:24:13.000 That's incredible.

00:24:15.000 That's so much cooler than a video game because there's an actual thing out there that you're moving around.

00:24:20.000 To play a video game, that's the new video game.

00:24:24.000 The new video game is you put some 10K camera VR headset thing on and you put these cameras on these robots and then you go do shit where the actual thing is really doing it.

00:24:39.000 It's not a video.

00:24:41.000 You're just watching some real physical thing take place.

00:24:45.000 And then you have these physical wars.

00:24:48.000 So, like, instead of, you know, like, if you built together an army of semi-indestructible robots, right, and you had to duke it out with another army of semi-indestructible robots, and that would be like a television show.

00:25:01.000 Or drone laser tag.

00:25:03.000 Where it's like Star Wars and you're fighting and if you shoot your laser at it, it turns off the drone.

00:25:09.000 It doesn't destroy it.

00:25:10.000 Maybe it makes a fake.

00:25:11.000 Yeah, but you have to have high stakes.

00:25:13.000 See, I think things would be so cheap back...

00:25:15.000 By the time it gets to this point, it's like everything gets cheaper and cheaper.

00:25:19.000 It used to be you had to be a super baller to have that Michael Douglas brick on the beach, right?

00:25:25.000 Remember in that movie, Greed or whatever it was, Wall Street?

00:25:27.000 Greed is good.

00:25:28.000 He's walking with that giant brick.

00:25:30.000 Like you had to be a super baller to be able to afford that.

00:25:32.000 But now that's like nothing.

00:25:34.000 And everyone has a cell phone that's way better than that.

00:25:36.000 Like every person walking down the street, you go, sir, do you have a phone on you?

00:25:40.000 Yes, I do.

00:25:41.000 And he pulls out his phone.

00:25:42.000 It's way better than Michael Douglas's super baller, all-time high money guy cell phone.

00:25:47.000 Except Ari Shaffir.

00:25:49.000 Except Ari. 0.85

00:25:50.000 But Ari has a cell phone. 1.00

00:25:51.000 No, Ari's flip phone is still way better, right? 1.00

00:25:53.000 It's still way better than that stupid piece of shit that Michael Douglas had. 1.00

00:25:57.000 So, if we just keep going in that direction, they're going to get cheaper and cheaper and cheaper to do crazier and crazier things. 1.00

00:26:02.000 Do you remember this movie that came out a few years ago?

00:26:04.000 With you, Jackman?

00:26:05.000 Oh yeah, they had fights.

00:26:07.000 What is it?

00:26:07.000 It's called Real Steel.

00:26:08.000 Oh, that's right.

00:26:09.000 It's like Rock'em Suck'em Robots or something like that.

00:26:11.000 How did they do it with remote control?

00:26:14.000 Almost like what you're describing.

00:26:16.000 There's some capturing their body movement and it just copies what they do.

00:26:20.000 Oh, really?

00:26:20.000 It also is AI and has feelings.

00:26:22.000 How dumb was it? 0.98

00:26:23.000 But wait a minute, he's on the ground. 0.99

00:26:25.000 How's he fighting?

00:26:27.000 Oh, is it someone else doing it?

00:26:28.000 And then he's going to go back in there?

00:26:29.000 Oh god, he did the thing with the...

00:26:31.000 Oh no!

00:26:33.000 It's a training montage!

00:26:35.000 Stop this now! 0.51

00:26:37.000 Don't let... 1.00

00:26:37.000 Don't you ruin Wolverine, you motherfucker! 1.00

00:26:40.000 Don't you ruin... 1.00

00:26:42.000 Don't you ruin Wolverine for me, you piece of shit! 1.00

00:26:47.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:26:49.000 How dumb did that look? 0.99

00:26:51.000 Oh, it's so sad. 0.99

00:26:52.000 He's going to show the little boy.

00:26:53.000 The little boy tells him, hey, come on, man.

00:26:56.000 You've got to get in there and win for us.

00:26:57.000 He pulls his sunglasses down.

00:26:59.000 Well, I'm going to have to start training.

00:27:05.000 Did anybody watch that movie?

00:27:06.000 I don't know.

00:27:07.000 That's why I don't know much about it.

00:27:09.000 They must have gave Hugh Jackman a shitload of money to make that look like a good idea.

00:27:13.000 He had to be sitting in his house in Australia going, wait, how much again?

00:27:16.000 How much?

00:27:18.000 Okay.

00:27:19.000 Okay, so I'm a fighter robot guy?

00:27:21.000 Is that what's going on?

00:27:22.000 How many weeks?

00:27:23.000 I watched it on an airplane, no sound.

00:27:25.000 That's about it.

00:27:26.000 That's what you do.

00:27:27.000 When you're so high, you think you're going to fall out of the sky.

00:27:31.000 They'd watch that and go, what?

00:27:33.000 That guy's awesome as Wolverine.

00:27:35.000 Even though he's not supposed to...

00:27:36.000 Wolverine's not supposed to look like that.

00:27:38.000 Wolverine's not supposed to be a big guy.

00:27:39.000 That would be like a bear.

00:27:41.000 Wolverine's like a little blockhead guy.

00:27:45.000 Wolverine would be built like...

00:27:50.000 You'd have to go, like, Husamar Palhares. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Perfect example.

00:27:54.000 Husamar Palhares is a guy who fought in the UFC. He got kicked out of the UFC for, I think, unjustly.

00:28:02.000 He holds on to submissions too long. 0.99

00:28:05.000 And people get really mad at him because he fucking mangles people's legs. 0.95

00:28:08.000 But I think the last one, like, the people, they're on him so hard that I think the last one was just, it was a tiny, minor infraction. 0.99

00:28:19.000 I think he just gets super excited.

00:28:21.000 I think he's definitely held on to things too long in the past, but I think he's learned from that. 1.00

00:28:25.000 But anyway, the UFC has a zero tolerance policy for that shit. 0.99

00:28:28.000 He doesn't fight for the UFC anymore. 1.00

00:28:29.000 I get it.

00:28:30.000 But my point is, the guy looked like Wolverine from the comic book. 0.99

00:28:34.000 He's just fucking jacked. 0.98

00:28:36.000 He was like this 5'8", 5'9". 1.00

00:28:39.000 He might not even been that tall.

00:28:41.000 185 pound gorilla. 0.57

00:28:44.000 Just ripping people's legs apart.

00:28:46.000 He was one of the scariest guys ever.

00:28:48.000 See if you can find a good picture of Husamar Pajarez.

00:28:53.000 Just try Pajares.

00:28:54.000 There's no way I'm spelling Husamar correctly. 0.99

00:28:57.000 It's Husamar with an R. How are you? 0.98

00:28:59.000 Yeah, it's spelled with an R, but the Portuguese, see, they use H. They call me Joe Hogan.

00:29:07.000 Joe Hogan.

00:29:08.000 There he is, right there.

00:29:09.000 Jesus Christ, man!

00:29:10.000 Wow. 1.00

00:29:11.000 Look at that fucking picture. 1.00

00:29:12.000 Look how jacked he is, man. 1.00

00:29:14.000 That's what Wolverine's supposed to look like.

00:29:16.000 Almost exactly like that.

00:29:18.000 Just like super jacked pitbull of a man.

00:29:22.000 Because that's what a Wolverine is. 1.00

00:29:23.000 A Wolverine's a crazy fucking animal. 1.00

00:29:26.000 Is he still fighting? 1.00

00:29:26.000 Look at the size of that guy! 1.00

00:29:28.000 Does he still fight? 0.99

00:29:29.000 He got fucked up a few times in some other organizations. 0.98

00:29:32.000 He got beaten by some tough guys like Emile Meek. 0.94

00:29:39.000 Sorry, I'm saying his name wrong.

00:29:41.000 Emile Meek, the mad Viking dude. 0.92

00:29:44.000 He fucked him up and that's what got him over into the UFC. That's like a G.I. Joe body. 0.99

00:29:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:54.000 Yeah, he's ridiculous. 0.96

00:29:56.000 But that's what, if, like, Wolverine was a human, that's what he'd look like. 0.97

00:30:01.000 Wouldn't look like Hugh Jackman.

00:30:02.000 But Hugh Jackman pulls it off.

00:30:03.000 Like, you don't have to be totally, I mean, you gotta get a movie star in there.

00:30:07.000 It's not like you let Paul Harris play Wolverine. 0.99

00:30:09.000 Like, Wolverine has to say a bunch of shit, and you gotta believe he means it. 0.99

00:30:13.000 You know? 1.00

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:15.000 So it's probably hard to find a super jacked movie star who could be a savage.

00:30:20.000 Unless it's Jackman.

00:30:22.000 Hugh Jackman could be a savage.

00:30:24.000 I'm buying it.

00:30:25.000 I got my T-levels results today.

00:30:27.000 How's everything going?

00:30:29.000 I don't know what it means, but I'm in the normal range.

00:30:33.000 There's like the normal range.

00:30:34.000 You have a chart?

00:30:35.000 Are you a doctor?

00:30:36.000 I just spit.

00:30:36.000 I use this every well thing.

00:30:39.000 And you spit in this little thing. 1.00

00:30:41.000 In like two weeks, you get full grafts.

00:30:43.000 It's like 24 and me, but for you.

00:30:47.000 24. It's 24 hours.

00:30:50.000 But like I showed you, I'm on the low side of normal, so I don't even know what that means.

00:30:55.000 And I guess I should test it every couple months to see if it bounces up and down.

00:30:59.000 But I definitely have lower normal.

00:31:02.000 Well, you could fix that.

00:31:04.000 I know.

00:31:05.000 But here's the thing you should do.

00:31:07.000 Like, are we having a conversation about health?

00:31:10.000 No, I mean, I'm just checking my T levels, bro.

00:31:13.000 I know, bro.

00:31:14.000 But it's all connected.

00:31:15.000 What I'm saying is, I guarantee you, if you just changed your diet, it would have a significant effect on that.

00:31:21.000 Just change your diet.

00:31:22.000 I'm going to do this new thing, if you want to do it with me.

00:31:25.000 All through December.

00:31:28.000 December discipline.

00:31:29.000 This is what I'm going to do.

00:31:30.000 I'm going to work out five days a week, at least, minimum.

00:31:33.000 I owe five days a week, no bread, no wheat, no pasta, no sugar, all month.

00:31:38.000 Two drinks a week.

00:31:40.000 Jeez.

00:31:41.000 That's it.

00:31:43.000 So if you go out, have a drink of wine, you get one more of those in a week.

00:31:48.000 So what are you going to eat mostly?

00:31:49.000 Just steak?

00:31:50.000 Healthy food, man. 1.00

00:31:52.000 I watched another week documentary on the plane and shit my fucking pants. 1.00

00:31:55.000 I was terrified. 1.00

00:31:56.000 It was talking about the stuff that's in Roundup and how it's only supposed to affect bacteria.

00:32:03.000 And the scientists in this documentary are like, yeah, but you have bacteria in your gut.

00:32:07.000 Like, they're not taking that into consideration.

00:32:09.000 They're not taking into consideration gut flora.

00:32:12.000 And they were talking about how many people are having issues because they're eating bread that has pesticides on them. 0.99

00:32:17.000 I'm like, okay, is this like some pseudoscience shit? 0.99

00:32:20.000 Is this some nonsense? 0.99

00:32:21.000 Like, I gotta get to it, and eventually I will.

00:32:24.000 But I can't imagine that stuff that kills bacteria would be good for you.

00:32:29.000 I just can't imagine. 0.99

00:32:30.000 I don't know how much of that you would actually wind up having in your body, but how the fuck could that be good for you? 0.99

00:32:37.000 Like, all that Roundup stuff, that should scare the fuck out of you! 0.99

00:32:42.000 What is going on there, man? 0.96

00:32:44.000 You know, are we sure?

00:32:45.000 Are we sure that's okay for you?

00:32:47.000 Is it like one of those things where there's a certain amount that's allowable per...

00:32:50.000 Yes, probably.

00:32:51.000 But who set that standard?

00:32:53.000 And has that standard been updated based on what?

00:32:56.000 You know, like, there's too much money involved in all this stuff.

00:32:59.000 You have to realize that anything that's going to slow down the money, when it comes to, oh bro, you're talking conspiracies, but no, like for real.

00:33:06.000 This is important when it comes to environmental regulations.

00:33:09.000 If you look at the fight, here's a super good point when it comes to this. 0.97

00:33:13.000 If you look at the fight when it comes to environmental regulations, Who the fuck would be arguing against preserving the environment? 0.99

00:33:24.000 Just stop. 0.98

00:33:25.000 Stop and think about how crazy these conversations have to be. 1.00

00:33:29.000 Where someone's saying, hey, no, you can't dig that oil well right next to this river because it'll kill everything in the river, you fucking cunts. 1.00

00:33:38.000 And the people still wind up doing it somehow. 1.00

00:33:41.000 Like, how is that conversation even taking place?

00:33:44.000 That we're in...

00:33:46.000 We're getting involved in doing things that we know for sure is going to have some consequence.

00:33:52.000 And we're willing to accept a certain amount of it.

00:33:54.000 Some consequence on the natural world around it.

00:33:58.000 The Keystone Pipeline just the other day released 200,000 gallons of oil.

00:34:03.000 A little bit.

00:34:04.000 Just a little bit.

00:34:05.000 Just a little bit.

00:34:06.000 Whoops.

00:34:07.000 How the spill.

00:34:08.000 We want to fix this.

00:34:09.000 We're trying to fix this thing.

00:34:13.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:34:14.000 It should be like before we agree to anything, right?

00:34:18.000 I guess there's got to be some trade-off, right?

00:34:21.000 If you want to do a big city, you want to have all this power, there's got to be some sort of environmental consequences at this stage of life, at this stage of people, the way we're running things.

00:34:31.000 Unless Elon Musk can make us those big-ass batteries everywhere.

00:34:35.000 Solar collectors, man.

00:34:37.000 LA, every building should be required to have solar collectors on them in LA. No shit. 0.99

00:34:43.000 And it's not that crazy expensive. 0.99

00:34:45.000 You could do it yourself on Amazon Prime, probably.

00:34:48.000 It's dropping.

00:34:48.000 That's for sure.

00:34:49.000 It's dropping.

00:34:50.000 You know, they make some things where you can, like, charge your phone.

00:34:53.000 Like, they make these solar panels.

00:34:55.000 Like, you could sit them out on your patio.

00:34:57.000 It collects electricity enough to...

00:35:00.000 You take it with you the next day, and you can charge your phone with it.

00:35:03.000 You can charge your laptop with it.

00:35:04.000 They have backpacks that have solar on it.

00:35:07.000 I mean, like, why...

00:35:08.000 The sunniest places should have... 0.99

00:35:10.000 Be required to do shit like that. 0.98

00:35:12.000 You know, and the windiest places should have windmills and... 0.99

00:35:15.000 What I've read is the only issue on any of this stuff is where are the minerals coming from to make these magnets?

00:35:23.000 You know, there's things called conflict minerals.

00:35:26.000 There's minerals that are, you know, taken out of the ground in the Congo by slaves.

00:35:31.000 You know, there's little children working in these camps that they've documented pulling...

00:35:37.000 I think it's called coltan?

00:35:39.000 That's the name of it?

00:35:41.000 Out of the mountains is the stuff they use to make cell phones.

00:35:43.000 It's very depressing.

00:35:45.000 And I don't know if they still do it like that anymore.

00:35:47.000 I don't know if since it's been exposed it's had any sort of an impact on how they do it.

00:35:51.000 But Shane Smith was the first person to talk to us about it.

00:35:54.000 And I remember talking to him about it going, wait a minute.

00:35:59.000 Stop and think about what a cell phone is. 0.99

00:36:01.000 You're flipped that bitch over so you don't have to stare at your notifications. 1.00

00:36:04.000 Everybody's so scared. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Just not be connected.

00:36:07.000 But, you know, if you just think about the pinnacle of like what we use as far as like technology is like one of those things, right?

00:36:15.000 And if you take that, which is like the most pervasive technology, the most advanced aspect of our society, right?

00:36:22.000 The internet, in a phone, that takes pictures.

00:36:26.000 And you can ironically connect that all the way back to a child slave that's digging rocks out of the ground with a stick.

00:36:36.000 Whoa.

00:36:37.000 That's dark.

00:36:39.000 I used to do it as a kid.

00:36:41.000 It was fun.

00:36:41.000 You buy minerals in a Congo?

00:36:42.000 How'd you get out of the Congo without malaria?

00:36:44.000 I would just dig in my backyard, get rocks.

00:36:46.000 I collected rocks, polished them, looked at them.

00:36:49.000 It was fun.

00:36:49.000 Kids love doing that.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, I met a dude once who panned for gold.

00:36:54.000 We were coming across the country, and I met a dude who was a legitimate prospector.

00:36:59.000 And he was not making a ton of money, but he had this idea that he could at any day go in one of these rivers and pull out some serious gold.

00:37:08.000 It happened.

00:37:09.000 It does happen, especially in Alaska.

00:37:11.000 There's those TV shows where it's in Alaska where these guys go and they get a certain amount of gold out of the ground every day.

00:37:19.000 And sometimes they hit good pots and they can really, really collect and stack them up. 0.98

00:37:24.000 But this dude was like, and I brought him some shit that I thought was gold. 0.98

00:37:27.000 I'm like, dude, I found some gold. 0.98

00:37:28.000 He's like, no, no, no.

00:37:29.000 That's pyrite. 0.99

00:37:29.000 That's fool's gold. 0.99

00:37:32.000 And I started thinking about it. 0.99

00:37:33.000 I was like, well, why is gold worth anything?

00:37:36.000 Like, well, how come this pretty stuff is not as much as that pretty stuff? 0.99

00:37:40.000 Like, what the fuck is... 0.99

00:37:41.000 Fool's gold might be worth more than gold one day. 1.00

00:37:43.000 Someday. 1.00

00:37:44.000 Like, you fools. 1.00

00:37:45.000 It was right there in front of your eyes the entire time. 1.00

00:37:48.000 Man, what is fool's gold made out of? 0.99

00:37:51.000 Fool's gold looks pretty dope. 1.00

00:37:53.000 I think I should have some shit made out of fool's gold. 1.00

00:37:55.000 Since I'm a fool, it's a good move, right? 1.00

00:37:58.000 We should make it happen. 0.99

00:37:59.000 Yo, bro, how dope would it be to have a fool's gold watch? 1.00

00:38:03.000 Movement, get on that shit. 1.00

00:38:05.000 Rolex with an R. Imagine? 1.00

00:38:08.000 A dope-ass fool's gold chain. 0.99

00:38:14.000 Why not? 1.00

00:38:15.000 It's pretty. 1.00

00:38:16.000 It's weird how some shit is worth a lot of money that's pretty and some shit like pfft. 1.00

00:38:21.000 We don't give a fuck about rubies. 1.00

00:38:23.000 The only thing that's coming up is a Matthew McConaughey movie called Fools Gold. 0.98

00:38:27.000 It's him and a girl and a bottle of wine on the beach and there's a lot of singing.

00:38:31.000 Wait, does Flow School actually exist or is this something we've always thought it was?

00:38:35.000 That's what you described.

00:38:35.000 That's beautiful.

00:38:36.000 Look at him.

00:38:37.000 And the watch that he's wearing keeps popping up.

00:38:39.000 Yeah.

00:38:41.000 And they both have their crotches leaning towards each other.

00:38:45.000 They do.

00:38:46.000 They do.

00:38:46.000 Look at the shadow work on it.

00:38:48.000 They're like moving in on a deep dick in right there. 0.99

00:38:51.000 Really? 1.00

00:38:53.000 He's just like a pirate.

00:38:54.000 He's a treasure hunter, I think.

00:38:55.000 Have you ever seen anybody do that or heard of people that do that? 0.99

00:38:58.000 They like find a place and they can't tell anybody about it because they know there's probably like two million dollars worth of shit down there. 0.99

00:39:03.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:04.000 And they gotta be careful because...

00:39:05.000 Oh yeah, man.

00:39:06.000 Those are real. 1.00

00:39:07.000 Somebody will kill them. 1.00

00:39:07.000 Oh yeah, that shit is real. 1.00

00:39:09.000 Yeah, there's a whole industry of that. 1.00

00:39:11.000 And there's people that finance these guys. 0.99

00:39:13.000 See, there's the mad men that know where the fuck, and mad women, sorry, and non-binary folk, that know where the treasure might be. 1.00

00:39:20.000 And then there's the people that need to finance that bitch. 1.00

00:39:23.000 And usually they make some sort of a split. 0.99

00:39:25.000 Like the guy's like, hey, I'll invest.

00:39:26.000 And people have invested hundreds of millions of dollars and come up with zilch.

00:39:30.000 And they just think, around the corner, around the corner, it's gotta be my pot of gold. 1.00

00:39:34.000 A Roman ship that crashed just filled to the fucking brim, those greedy cunts. 1.00

00:39:39.000 They used to bring so much gold with them that it killed their boat. 1.00

00:39:43.000 Poisoned them from the inside.

00:39:45.000 Imagine that?

00:39:46.000 You just got hundreds and hundreds of pounds of gold.

00:39:51.000 There's another movie he's in that actually came out last year that's sort of about it, too, where he goes to somewhere like in Thailand, and they know the spot where the prospectors are going to dig all the gold out of the mountains.

00:40:03.000 Same kind of thing, but it's not in the ocean.

00:40:05.000 Pretty dope.

00:40:06.000 Wasn't as good.

00:40:07.000 You know what was good that I liked that a lot of people did not like?

00:40:10.000 The Dark Tower.

00:40:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:12.000 It's not good, right?

00:40:13.000 That Idris Elba guy, he can sell me anything.

00:40:16.000 I'm buying it.

00:40:18.000 He's a guy that you believe is a legit badass but also can act.

00:40:25.000 I believed him in this movie.

00:40:27.000 It was a wacky movie.

00:40:28.000 It's very wacky.

00:40:30.000 It's always wacky when you have a Stephen King book and you try to make a movie out of it.

00:40:33.000 Does he have a British accent in it?

00:40:36.000 No, not quite, but he has like some sort of a noble accent, like the way he talks, you know?

00:40:44.000 Like, I do not aim with my hand.

00:40:45.000 To aim with your hand is to forget the face of your father. 1.00

00:40:48.000 That kind of shit. 1.00

00:40:49.000 You know, it was like, intense, weird world that they live in in this movie. 1.00

00:40:53.000 It's very strange. 0.98

00:40:54.000 But I enjoyed the shit out of it. 0.95

00:40:56.000 You know, when you watch a movie that's a Stephen King book, you gotta realize, like, they have to abbreviate the fuck out of this. 0.86

00:41:02.000 Like, this is a complex story that gets woven into all these different places.

00:41:08.000 And you've got to condense that to an hour and a half to make it palatable for a movie.

00:41:13.000 It's very hard to do.

00:41:17.000 It's almost like Game of Thrones have made movies obsolete.

00:41:21.000 It's like movies are clunky.

00:41:22.000 They're like CDs.

00:41:23.000 Why are you carrying out CDs?

00:41:25.000 Do you don't have a phone?

00:41:26.000 Who are you?

00:41:27.000 I think the same way about Game of Thrones.

00:41:29.000 I can't get into it. 0.98

00:41:32.000 I'm like, God damn, I'd rather watch... 1.00

00:41:34.000 Fuck you! 1.00

00:41:34.000 Fuck you, man! 1.00

00:41:36.000 I heard that The Punisher, the guy, John Berndahl, I don't know how to say his last name. 1.00

00:41:40.000 He said it's a 13-episode movie, like a 13-hour movie.

00:41:43.000 It's how it's supposed to be watched or consumed, sort of.

00:41:46.000 That makes sense.

00:41:47.000 That makes sense. 1.00

00:41:48.000 That guy's a good fucking actor. 0.99

00:41:50.000 That guy was great in The Walking Dead. 1.00

00:41:51.000 He was fucking great as the best friend who wants to fuck the wife and then turns into a zombie. 1.00

00:41:56.000 Spoiler alert. 1.00

00:41:57.000 Are you still watching that?

00:41:58.000 No, I gave up, man.

00:42:00.000 I gave up.

00:42:01.000 Now I read people getting mad about episodes.

00:42:03.000 I'm like, no, no, no.

00:42:05.000 What shows are you watching right now?

00:42:07.000 What's some shows that you would never think, just like a reality show?

00:42:11.000 Dude, I don't watch anything like that, but I do watch Ozark. 1.00

00:42:14.000 That's the shit. 1.00

00:42:16.000 That Netflix show, Ozarks? 1.00

00:42:18.000 Or Ozark?

00:42:19.000 Ozark.

00:42:20.000 Just Ozark.

00:42:22.000 That's awesome.

00:42:23.000 And Stranger Things.

00:42:24.000 Ozark is a, like, I don't want to give too much of it away, but it's Jason Bateman, and it's this...

00:42:29.000 It's like a... 0.99

00:42:32.000 It's like a drama, but based on financial shit. 0.99

00:42:37.000 That's all I want to give away. 0.98

00:42:38.000 I don't want to give away anything. 0.96

00:42:39.000 But it's fucking crazy good. 0.96

00:42:41.000 It's really good. 0.99

00:42:43.000 And it's fucking wild, man. 1.00

00:42:45.000 Like, wild shit happens in this show. 1.00

00:42:47.000 And you're like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:42:50.000 I don't want to give away too much of it, but it's about money laundering and the guy's like a legit financier and he gets himself in a bad situation. 1.00

00:42:58.000 It's a fucking good show, man. 0.97

00:43:00.000 That show got me. 0.99

00:43:01.000 I watched the last five episodes all in a row. 1.00

00:43:04.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:43:04.000 It's a good fucking show. 1.00

00:43:05.000 Is it pulling you in fast? 1.00

00:43:07.000 Is it one of those that pull you in fast or you have to give it some time?

00:43:10.000 Um, you know what, man?

00:43:12.000 It got me like five minutes in.

00:43:14.000 I don't want to say how.

00:43:15.000 First episode's good. 0.99

00:43:16.000 Yeah, first episode of good shit. 0.99

00:43:16.000 Like right away, you go, what? 0.99

00:43:18.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Oh shit. 0.99

00:43:21.000 I mean, they just, they start off like a Quentin Tarantino movie. 1.00

00:43:24.000 I mean, it's guns blazing.

00:43:26.000 I don't want to say too much.

00:43:28.000 I'm going to stop right there.

00:43:29.000 I'm going to stop right there because it's good.

00:43:31.000 Um, Stranger Things. 0.98

00:43:32.000 Stranger Things is fucking awesome. 0.91

00:43:33.000 I love that. 1.00

00:43:34.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:43:35.000 I should love that. 1.00

00:43:36.000 It is great.

00:43:37.000 You gotta go to a doctor.

00:43:39.000 Ah!

00:43:39.000 It's too cheesy for me.

00:43:41.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:43:42.000 It's supposed to be cheesy, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:43:44.000 I know, I know, but it's like they're just copying everything I love and making it better. 1.00

00:43:47.000 Making it better and making it better.

00:43:49.000 Okay?

00:43:50.000 You know?

00:43:51.000 Jesus.

00:43:55.000 I love it.

00:43:56.000 It's great.

00:43:57.000 What do you like? 1.00

00:43:58.000 I like stupid shit. 1.00

00:44:00.000 Like Fixer Upper. 1.00

00:44:01.000 What's that?

00:44:01.000 It's where they buy these houses in Waco, Texas for like $50,000 and they spend $100,000 and they make it like this huge mansion.

00:44:09.000 That's cute.

00:44:10.000 I like Fixer Upper shows.

00:44:12.000 You don't like stuff like that?

00:44:13.000 No, I do.

00:44:14.000 I like those.

00:44:14.000 There's something satisfying about those.

00:44:16.000 Yeah.

00:44:16.000 Like, Adam Carolla's show was good.

00:44:19.000 Satisfying.

00:44:19.000 Well, he would bust people, but then they'd fix it.

00:44:22.000 He'd bust people that were, like, shitty carpenters, that were, like, bad contractors, that were doing terrible jobs on people's houses. 0.96

00:44:27.000 That's a cool show, too. 0.99

00:44:28.000 I mean, when I was a kid, I always watched This Old House with Bob Vila and all that shit. 0.87

00:44:32.000 I prefer the positive shows, though, man. 0.97

00:44:34.000 I don't want to watch all these contractors that are, like, ripping people off. 0.99

00:44:38.000 I like Chef Gordon Ramsay shit. 0.99

00:44:39.000 You don't like Chef Gordon Ramsay? 1.00

00:44:40.000 I do. 1.00

00:44:41.000 I love that motherfucker. 1.00

00:44:42.000 I do. 1.00

00:44:42.000 He gets very upset about food. 1.00

00:44:43.000 But I think that the style of show that I like is when they take a house and then they redo it.

00:44:50.000 Those are my favorite ones.

00:44:52.000 This show is really cool because it's a husband and wife, and she's just a badass designer. 1.00

00:44:58.000 She'll take her paint style and how she mixes stuff is very, very cool.

00:45:04.000 And so these houses, it makes you depressed living in L.A. when you're like, I can't buy a house $50,000 anywhere in Los Angeles at all.

00:45:12.000 I know, right?

00:45:12.000 So it's amazing to see that exist still.

00:45:16.000 Well, if you want to live in the pile...

00:45:18.000 Space is expensive because there's not as much of it.

00:45:21.000 That's the craziest thing is New York City.

00:45:23.000 You know, New York City, they have apartments that are $20 million.

00:45:27.000 And it's an apartment.

00:45:29.000 You're like, wait a minute.

00:45:29.000 It's not an apartment apartment.

00:45:31.000 No, it's an apartment.

00:45:32.000 You have an apartment.

00:45:33.000 You have a great view.

00:45:34.000 It's a great view. 1.00

00:45:35.000 But it's a fucking apartment. 1.00

00:45:37.000 And it costs $20 million. 1.00

00:45:38.000 Like, wait a minute.

00:45:39.000 How many people are in the building with me?

00:45:41.000 Thousands.

00:45:42.000 No, really?

00:45:43.000 Yes.

00:45:44.000 You're in the top floor, there's thousands of people, and you're all in a giant metal and concrete box.

00:45:49.000 That'll be 20 million, please. 0.99

00:45:50.000 Like, what in the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:45:53.000 Who wants to live like that? 1.00

00:45:54.000 If you have a pet, is it like $1.2 million a month?

00:45:58.000 You have to pay extra because you have a dog.

00:46:00.000 It's not that much.

00:46:00.000 I think you might have exaggerated.

00:46:03.000 No, I think if you're buying it, you own it.

00:46:05.000 But if you're renting it, I bet there's a lot of places that won't want to rent. 0.98

00:46:08.000 If you have a dog, the dog winds up fucking things up. 0.99

00:46:13.000 Dogs always bite things and shit on places and piss on things they're not supposed to. 0.99

00:46:18.000 I'm dealing with that now. 0.99

00:46:19.000 Yeah, man.

00:46:20.000 It can happen.

00:46:22.000 It's hard to imagine.

00:46:25.000 That that's the right way to live. 0.99

00:46:27.000 I bet it's exciting as fuck. 0.96

00:46:29.000 I bet living in a giant apartment in New York City and peep peep and everywhere you go, you're just overwhelmed by giant numbers of people. 0.99

00:46:35.000 It must be exciting as fuck. 0.97

00:46:37.000 It's really interesting. 0.99

00:46:38.000 It's like you're in the middle of the high.

00:46:40.000 Like...

00:46:43.000 But I just don't think that leaves you a lot of time for quiet and reflection.

00:46:49.000 I mean, you can force yourself into a room and shut the door, but I think this is just a theory, but I really think we need a certain amount of actual space between each other to relax.

00:46:59.000 Absolutely.

00:46:59.000 This is just my feeling.

00:47:01.000 I feel like if I go over to someone's house and they live in the country and I go sit out on their porch, it's just like...

00:47:06.000 Why don't I live like this?

00:47:07.000 How come I don't live like this?

00:47:08.000 Is this how you're supposed to live?

00:47:10.000 Like, this feels great. 0.99

00:47:11.000 Like, you go, you look, you see fucking rolling hills, and you see birds and shit. 0.99

00:47:15.000 Like, this feels great. 0.99

00:47:17.000 Like, you see the trees, you see water dripping off of them, and the sunlight's peeking through the leaves, and you go, God, this feels so good.

00:47:24.000 Like, why don't I see this all the time? 1.00

00:47:27.000 Instead of, baby, fuck you! 1.00

00:47:29.000 Fuck you! 1.00

00:47:30.000 Go back to your fucking country queer! 1.00

00:47:33.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:47:37.000 Fucking smoke and farts and cigarettes and people smell like Drakkar. 1.00

00:47:44.000 What have we done? 1.00

00:47:45.000 Pissing in the streets.

00:47:46.000 Garbage bags piled up. 0.65

00:47:48.000 Ripped at the bottom.

00:47:49.000 Nobody cares.

00:47:50.000 Guy picks it up.

00:47:51.000 Some of it falls out.

00:47:52.000 They drive on. 1.00

00:47:54.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:47:58.000 Or... 1.00

00:48:03.000 Just sitting, chilling.

00:48:05.000 Just sitting on some soft grass.

00:48:07.000 You're back against a tree.

00:48:09.000 Just sitting there. 1.00

00:48:10.000 Feels better than on some stupid-ass fucking park bench watching some wino eat his own shit. 1.00

00:48:16.000 Right? 1.00

00:48:17.000 I do not understand how people do it.

00:48:21.000 Ari loves it.

00:48:22.000 He loves it.

00:48:24.000 He talked to Ari about New York City.

00:48:25.000 I love it.

00:48:26.000 It's the best.

00:48:27.000 It's the best thing ever. 0.80

00:48:28.000 I'm living there until I die.

00:48:30.000 Yeah, definitely. 1.00

00:48:31.000 Fuck the winter, though. 1.00

00:48:33.000 He's the best. 1.00

00:48:34.000 He bails every winter. 1.00

00:48:35.000 Fuck you, New York. 1.00

00:48:37.000 I'll see you dummies later. 1.00

00:48:40.000 He comes to LA. He lives here for three months, then he goes back. 0.76

00:48:44.000 It's awesome. 1.00

00:48:45.000 It's a fucking funny shit, man. 0.99

00:48:47.000 It's the way to do it. 1.00

00:48:48.000 It's a funny way to do it.

00:48:50.000 I mean, I think he's going to do some wintertime, but that wintertime did dunk it in solid.

00:48:53.000 Is he back yet?

00:48:53.000 He's back.

00:48:54.000 He's back.

00:48:56.000 We had him for a little while and we lost him.

00:48:58.000 Now he's back.

00:48:58.000 He's coming in.

00:48:59.000 We're doing a shrimp parade.

00:49:01.000 Christopher Ryan, him and me.

00:49:03.000 Yeah, I knew Duncan would be back.

00:49:05.000 I knew he would be back, too!

00:49:06.000 I don't want to say it!

00:49:07.000 I don't want to say it!

00:49:08.000 But I'm just like, that winter is a different thing, man.

00:49:12.000 You're either used to it or you're not.

00:49:13.000 And if you're not, you better change.

00:49:15.000 You better change your expectations for the way you interface with the world. 0.99

00:49:20.000 Because if you're not wearing a certain amount of clothing, you're going to fucking die, okay? 0.98

00:49:25.000 Get your kids, bundle them up, know you can't wear sneakers, know you have to wear socks, okay? 0.99

00:49:30.000 It's fucking zero out! 0.99

00:49:32.000 Zero! 0.99

00:49:33.000 And the streets are all covered with black ice, so we can't walk very fast.

00:49:38.000 And cars are going to be sliding.

00:49:40.000 They're like, ah!

00:49:41.000 They can't stop.

00:49:42.000 Bang! 1.00

00:49:43.000 You get knocked around like bowling balls. 1.00

00:49:45.000 That's real shit. 1.00

00:49:47.000 That's real winter stuff. 1.00

00:49:48.000 Like, you tried shoveling your way out of your apartment building, and you're like, wait a minute, what?

00:49:53.000 What? 0.99

00:49:54.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:49:55.000 What? 1.00

00:49:56.000 You can't drive anywhere.

00:49:57.000 Snow's stacked up on the sides.

00:49:59.000 There's nowhere to put it.

00:50:00.000 Like, you better be ready for this.

00:50:02.000 Your feet are cold?

00:50:03.000 Oh, okay.

00:50:05.000 Wanna go back?

00:50:05.000 Yeah, let's go back.

00:50:07.000 Let's go back.

00:50:08.000 Good move.

00:50:10.000 Never again.

00:50:11.000 I'll tell you what, dude.

00:50:12.000 I liked it.

00:50:13.000 I like it when I go into snow now, too.

00:50:16.000 Like, one of the things that I like, I don't even really like skiing that much, but I like being in the snow.

00:50:20.000 That's what I like.

00:50:21.000 I like this feeling like, hey, we barely got this one under control.

00:50:27.000 Barely. 0.98

00:50:27.000 Like, you can go out, but you gotta be wearing down and shit all bundled up. 0.98

00:50:31.000 You gotta have things over your little fucking bullshit fleshy digits. 1.00

00:50:36.000 These little soft bitch-ass hands of yours. 1.00

00:50:38.000 Those things break off. 1.00

00:50:40.000 They freeze.

00:50:41.000 They freeze and they turn black and snap off.

00:50:44.000 Your feet.

00:50:45.000 If you keep your feet too cold, your feet, you lose your feet. 1.00

00:50:48.000 They hack your toes off and shit. 0.99

00:50:50.000 You get frostbite. 1.00

00:50:52.000 That's real.

00:50:52.000 People lose toes.

00:50:53.000 People lose ears.

00:50:54.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:50:55.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:50:56.000 Frostbite's no joke, man. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Frostbite kills your skin.

00:50:59.000 Like, that's a wrap.

00:51:01.000 It's over.

00:51:02.000 You want gangrene?

00:51:03.000 No, we gotta chop this piece off.

00:51:04.000 This piece is done.

00:51:05.000 That happens to people.

00:51:07.000 That doesn't happen out here.

00:51:09.000 Except for a cryo chamber or whatever.

00:51:11.000 That's only one girl ever and she fell asleep.

00:51:14.000 That is a very unfortunate story.

00:51:16.000 She was apparently working there and she did it to herself.

00:51:18.000 She set the machine up for herself alone and she was too short and the nitrogen got into her lungs. 0.99

00:51:25.000 She was like breathing it in.

00:51:26.000 She wasn't breathing in air and she blacked out.

00:51:29.000 Horrible, horrible, horrible story. 1.00

00:51:31.000 Ooh, just hearing it makes your fucking whole body clench up. 1.00

00:51:35.000 Ooh, what a way to die. 1.00

00:51:36.000 That's so crazy. 0.96

00:51:39.000 Frozen to death in a cryo chamber.

00:51:42.000 Have you seen this map going around?

00:51:44.000 What's that?

00:51:44.000 This little county right here is Los Angeles.

00:51:47.000 There's more people in this county than these other 41 states.

00:51:51.000 Together?

00:51:52.000 Not combined, but each of them.

00:51:54.000 None of them are more populous than this little tiny place.

00:51:58.000 That's craziness.

00:51:59.000 I think that's only with the 10 million official population count.

00:52:05.000 Yeah, we're a mad hub of people, son.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, it's so crazy.

00:52:08.000 526 square miles, which isn't even that big, I feel like.

00:52:11.000 I mean, it looks big.

00:52:12.000 Okay, we keep talking.

00:52:13.000 Where are we going?

00:52:14.000 Where are we going?

00:52:16.000 Where do we go?

00:52:17.000 If we're gonna bust a move?

00:52:18.000 Oh.

00:52:18.000 Dude, I say Seattle.

00:52:19.000 Still need good internet.

00:52:20.000 Yeah, Seattle might be the spot.

00:52:23.000 You know why? 0.99

00:52:23.000 Because you get like a little bit of weather, you go, hey bitch, listen, you better appreciate June, okay? 0.99

00:52:28.000 You better appreciate July, because November's gonna roll around just like it did last year, and everyone's gonna be depressed, okay? 0.95

00:52:34.000 Okay?

00:52:34.000 I appreciate it.

00:52:35.000 So if you go out in Seattle in like August, people are so happy.

00:52:40.000 What about Oregon?

00:52:41.000 Because it's in between the mother hubs of Google and Amazon.

00:52:44.000 It's not a bad spot.

00:52:45.000 Right between them.

00:52:46.000 You know, I think the move is Eugene.

00:52:48.000 We move in next to Dan Carlin and Cameron Haynes.

00:52:51.000 Climb that mountain.

00:52:52.000 Climb that mountain all the time.

00:52:53.000 Santa Barbara. 0.99

00:52:54.000 That's a good goddamn spot. 1.00

00:52:57.000 That's a good goddamn spot. 0.99

00:52:58.000 It's like LA light. 0.99

00:53:00.000 Yep.

00:53:00.000 And it's good wine and places to go.

00:53:03.000 Yeah, nice people.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, I like Santa Barbara.

00:53:06.000 It's a chill beach, too.

00:53:07.000 You go to that beach, people are super friendly.

00:53:09.000 Cute zoo.

00:53:10.000 Yeah, man, that's a good spot.

00:53:12.000 Santa Barbara might be the perfect spot.

00:53:15.000 It's a good spot. 0.99

00:53:16.000 Shit, I shouldn't have told everybody. 1.00

00:53:18.000 They're gonna run up there. 1.00

00:53:20.000 I heard we should move to Santa Barbara, bro!

00:53:23.000 The problem with Seattle is that we're from Ohio where it's gray sky every day.

00:53:28.000 In Seattle, I think it's going to be kind of like that.

00:53:30.000 I think there's way too many gray skies.

00:53:33.000 Here's the thing though.

00:53:34.000 Are you willing to trade some gray skies for cooler people?

00:53:39.000 I'm not saying everybody in Seattle is cooler than everybody in LA. I love people in LA. I'm not saying that.

00:53:44.000 This is just my opinion, and this might not be right, but I have a feeling that you develop more character in an environment where your comfort is tested. 0.91

00:53:57.000 I think if you live in a cold environment, Where it's cold in the winter, if you live anywhere where it really rains and you get soaked and you hear the thunder outside, there's a humbling to that experience that people that live in LA just don't fucking get.

00:54:15.000 And it's one of the reasons why people in a lot of these other states get annoyed at some of the attitudes that people in LA have.

00:54:21.000 It's because we're not experiencing anything other than traffic.

00:54:26.000 Like, these people get snowed on every year.

00:54:29.000 Every year they're digging themselves out. 1.00

00:54:32.000 We're like, yeah, well, what the fuck, man? 0.99

00:54:33.000 I'm stuck in traffic. 0.99

00:54:35.000 Man.

00:54:36.000 Like, if you don't have any...

00:54:38.000 Like, it's one day it got too hot and you had to turn the fan on.

00:54:42.000 Ooh.

00:54:42.000 You gonna be okay?

00:54:43.000 You're gonna be okay.

00:54:45.000 Just drink water and go buy ice at the store.

00:54:48.000 Like, you're gonna live.

00:54:49.000 Even if it sucks, you're gonna sweat a lot, drink a lot of water, you're gonna live.

00:54:52.000 It's 110. Stay inside, stay in the shade.

00:54:54.000 You're gonna live.

00:54:56.000 It's gonna suck, but you're gonna live. 0.85

00:54:57.000 You might not live if you're living in Chicago, and you're an old lady, and your power goes out, and you're stuck in your house. 0.97

00:55:06.000 Look at that.

00:55:06.000 Look at that traffic.

00:55:08.000 Did you see the traffic last night of everyone coming home?

00:55:10.000 It was just as bad.

00:55:11.000 Look at that.

00:55:12.000 That's insane.

00:55:13.000 It's a video.

00:55:14.000 It says, Thanksgiving traffic, Los Angeles 405 Freeway at complete standstill. 0.99

00:55:20.000 And it is fucking miles. 0.97

00:55:23.000 I mean, miles and miles and miles of people that are looking to go five miles an hour in either direction. 0.99

00:55:29.000 And one sight is red because of the rear lights and the other one's white because of the headlights.

00:55:35.000 That's crazy.

00:55:35.000 That video is crazy.

00:55:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:38.000 Fuck this place. 1.00

00:55:39.000 We gotta go! 1.00

00:55:40.000 I'm ready.

00:55:41.000 Where do we go?

00:55:42.000 Just tell me when I'm...

00:55:43.000 Where do we go?

00:55:44.000 Here's the thing.

00:55:45.000 Where do we go?

00:55:46.000 I'm up for Seattle or Santa Barbara.

00:55:48.000 Maybe we should go to Arizona.

00:55:50.000 No.

00:55:50.000 Maybe go right next to where the wall's being built.

00:55:52.000 That'd be a party. 0.58

00:55:53.000 I know it's still like, we saw the sunny days in Denver, but does it get cold there?

00:55:58.000 In Denver?

00:55:59.000 Like, below zero?

00:55:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:00.000 Yeah, it definitely can.

00:56:02.000 The thing about Denver is it's super flexible.

00:56:04.000 Denver will go to zero, you'll get nine degrees for a few days, and then it'll be 60. It's weird.

00:56:10.000 It's weird.

00:56:10.000 Because you're, like, way up high.

00:56:12.000 You know, you're literally at a mile high.

00:56:15.000 I think Denver is 5,000 feet above sea level, 5,500.

00:56:18.000 It's exactly a mile.

00:56:19.000 Yeah, so it's a very high city.

00:56:22.000 When you're talking about, in a lot of other words, too.

00:56:30.000 It's a very interesting place, man.

00:56:33.000 It's a different spot.

00:56:34.000 Because, like, Denver, they're in this weird, like, combination world, right?

00:56:41.000 This is the way I put Denver.

00:56:42.000 Like, you have the city that's, like, a real city.

00:56:45.000 You have the Comedy Works, which is one of the best comedy clubs in the world.

00:56:48.000 They have two Comedy Works there.

00:56:50.000 I think they have an improv there, too.

00:56:52.000 Don't they have a Denver improv?

00:56:53.000 I don't know.

00:56:54.000 I've never heard of it. 1.00

00:56:54.000 They have an improv everywhere, those fuckers. 1.00

00:56:56.000 They're out there... 1.00

00:56:58.000 They're constantly bringing the funny to the people.

00:57:01.000 Yeah, they're everywhere.

00:57:03.000 The improvs are everywhere, right?

00:57:05.000 But Denver has, like, everything.

00:57:07.000 It has restaurants.

00:57:09.000 It has, like, a real urban life. 0.99

00:57:12.000 It's like real cities, real buildings and shit. 0.99

00:57:14.000 And then on top of that, you're right next to the goddamn Rocky Mountains. 0.99

00:57:18.000 Like, you look out the window. 0.98

00:57:19.000 Like, we were just there the other day.

00:57:21.000 Me and Tony did a gig at the Velco.

00:57:23.000 And when we were driving, I was like, dude, look at that.

00:57:25.000 That's right there.

00:57:26.000 That's the Rocky Mountains.

00:57:27.000 It's right there. 1.00

00:57:28.000 Like, these fucking people are staring at the Continental Divide. 0.99

00:57:32.000 I mean, they're just looking at the Rocky Mountains. 0.99

00:57:36.000 You could just go, you could drive up to the top of the hills, like, uh, up near Netherland and shit like that, and see these, like, quaint towns that still exist on dirt roads into the woods, and you're like, whoa!

00:57:50.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:57:52.000 I'd probably do Denver.

00:57:53.000 That would be the only place that had snow I would move to.

00:57:57.000 That's the spot.

00:57:57.000 Yeah.

00:57:58.000 I think Denver's the spot.

00:58:00.000 Seattle?

00:58:01.000 My God.

00:58:02.000 Might go with a good quake.

00:58:04.000 Yeah.

00:58:04.000 Good quake.

00:58:05.000 Or that volcano.

00:58:06.000 Yeah, the volcano could blow.

00:58:09.000 Mount St. Helens.

00:58:10.000 Yeah.

00:58:11.000 Volcano could blow.

00:58:13.000 Tsunami. 0.98

00:58:14.000 There was some tsunami shit about Seattle that was in the newspaper a few years ago that was actually causing a drop in real estate in Seattle. 0.97

00:58:22.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:58:22.000 Because people are like, wait, what? 0.97

00:58:24.000 Like, they were talking about how someday, in the next hundred years, a giant earthquake and tsunami is going to level Seattle.

00:58:33.000 What?

00:58:33.000 You can't just say that!

00:58:36.000 I'm trying to sell my house!

00:58:38.000 The disaster waiting to happen at the Northwest...

00:58:41.000 Huh.

00:58:42.000 See if you can find the article.

00:58:44.000 Like, the article was something about...

00:58:47.000 Goddammit, if I can remember...

00:58:50.000 Earthquake and tsunami, what is it?

00:58:54.000 Hmm, I don't think so.

00:58:59.000 Experts say on the really big one, here's what will actually happen.

00:59:02.000 That might be it.

00:59:04.000 Anyway, point being, scared the fuck out of everybody because it was one of those stories.

00:59:10.000 There was kind of like one person reported on it and then it went around.

00:59:13.000 You know those like you get them on Digg or something like that.

00:59:16.000 And then you go to Twitter, someone will have it.

00:59:18.000 It'll be linked to another website.

00:59:19.000 You go and check it.

00:59:20.000 You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:59:21.000 Is this really happening?

00:59:23.000 Seattle going under? 1.00

00:59:24.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:59:24.000 And like out of nowhere. 1.00

00:59:26.000 But we might lose Seattle.

00:59:29.000 So let's think this through.

00:59:30.000 Yeah, let's take Seattle off the list.

00:59:32.000 How much are you scared of Bears?

00:59:36.000 Alright, Toronto.

00:59:37.000 See, if you're not scared of bears, the move is Montana.

00:59:41.000 Montana's the move.

00:59:42.000 You know why?

00:59:42.000 Because Montana's like Denver with less people.

00:59:45.000 Like, you've got an airport.

00:59:46.000 If you're willing to give up a day, you've got an airport, you can get out.

00:59:49.000 Okay?

00:59:50.000 You've got to give up an extra day, though, for travel.

00:59:52.000 Because you've got to get out and fly somewhere, and then from there you fly out.

00:59:55.000 And so, like, the odds of you doing a show that night, you really probably couldn't do it.

00:59:59.000 You'd probably have to leave Thursday for a Friday night show.

01:00:02.000 But you get back the same day.

01:00:03.000 Same weather?

01:00:05.000 Yeah, but bears.

01:00:06.000 Like the big kind.

01:00:07.000 The kind that eat people.

01:00:10.000 Grizzly bears.

01:00:10.000 But super cool people.

01:00:12.000 What do you do out there every day?

01:00:13.000 You start a fly fishing camp.

01:00:15.000 Why are you laughing?

01:00:16.000 Why is that the first thing?

01:00:19.000 Because fly fishing is awesome, and you can do it there.

01:00:22.000 It's a great place to do it.

01:00:23.000 I'm in at night.

01:00:24.000 At night, you sleep, and you put a gun right by your bed in case the wolves come.

01:00:28.000 Every day.

01:00:28.000 Because they have wolves, too.

01:00:30.000 They have wolves.

01:00:30.000 Did you see Rock's new movie that has the 30-foot wolf?

01:00:33.000 Yes.

01:00:33.000 Yeah, it's a perfect movie for him.

01:00:36.000 I'm very excited to see it.

01:00:37.000 Did you see his new tattoo? 1.00

01:00:39.000 Nicky Hurtado made this fucking dope bull skull. 0.99

01:00:43.000 He used to have that bull on his arm, and he updated it with this insane bull skull that Nicky Hurtado made. 0.99

01:00:53.000 Here, make that larger so we can see that.

01:00:56.000 Wow.

01:00:57.000 Look at that.

01:00:57.000 That's sweet.

01:01:00.000 That is an insane tattoo, man.

01:01:02.000 I mean, and the old tattoo is still in it.

01:01:04.000 See it?

01:01:05.000 How the old tattoo is like the cracks now?

01:01:08.000 That's so cool.

01:01:09.000 Yeah, he made the old tattoo like a part of the new tattoo. 0.99

01:01:13.000 I mean, it is fucking dope. 0.96

01:01:15.000 And it doesn't, like, you have to look at it to know the old tattoo is in there because he's turned it into these cracks in the bones of the bison skull. 1.00

01:01:23.000 Fuck, man, it's awesome. 0.99

01:01:25.000 Or the bull skull, whatever it is. 1.00

01:01:28.000 That guy's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:01:29.000 You ever seen his tattoos? 1.00

01:01:30.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 Pull up some of his tattoos.

01:01:31.000 Go to his Instagram page. 0.99

01:01:33.000 His fucking tattoo work is amazing. 1.00

01:01:36.000 Amazing. 1.00

01:01:36.000 He does all kinds of weird shit and a lot of, like, photographic stuff where he'll have, like, a photograph of, you know, Elvira or some shit. 1.00

01:01:45.000 And it'll just, like, perfect. 0.98

01:01:47.000 I don't know why I said Elvira.

01:01:49.000 Go to Nico Hurtada's...

01:01:51.000 This is his page.

01:01:52.000 Oh, but go to his page.

01:01:54.000 Did I say Nicky?

01:01:55.000 It's Nico.

01:01:56.000 Sorry, Nico.

01:01:57.000 Are you done with tattoos?

01:01:59.000 Nope.

01:02:00.000 Blow her back? 0.65

01:02:01.000 Yeah, I'm going to do a tramp stamp. 0.99

01:02:03.000 I'm going to have her on my back. 0.98

01:02:04.000 The Game of Thrones lady?

01:02:06.000 Queen of Dragons. 0.81

01:02:07.000 Mother of Dragons. 0.93

01:02:08.000 Oh my god.

01:02:09.000 How dope is his artwork though?

01:02:11.000 Sweet.

01:02:12.000 Look at that.

01:02:13.000 Dude, his artwork's insane.

01:02:15.000 Where's he from?

01:02:16.000 He's a California guy.

01:02:17.000 Look at the lips on that thing. 1.00

01:02:19.000 Oh my gosh.

01:02:20.000 It's just crazy.

01:02:21.000 What is that woman supposed to be? 1.00

01:02:23.000 Is she a demon or something? 0.99

01:02:24.000 She's got a skull. 1.00

01:02:26.000 Wow, it's amazing.

01:02:27.000 When you zoom in on it, you see how good the details are?

01:02:30.000 He's incredible.

01:02:31.000 Good style.

01:02:32.000 But, I mean, there's so many really good tattoo artists now.

01:02:35.000 I mean, this is a weird time for the art form because it's, for whatever reason, I guess probably a lot of those tattoo shows in specific, they made it, seems like more, people understand it more as an art form, you know?

01:02:48.000 Like, you have more, like, legit, world-class artists.

01:02:52.000 World-class is a weird way to put it, but...

01:02:54.000 Legit, talented, super talented artists that decide to become tattoo artists.

01:02:58.000 You know?

01:02:59.000 See this thing?

01:03:01.000 What is it?

01:03:02.000 Temporary tattoo printer on your arm machine.

01:03:05.000 I mean, I don't know if they last as long as a temporary tattoo, which isn't very long at all, but it's full color and probably just works off a JPEG or something, so you could try out things.

01:03:15.000 And how long does it last for?

01:03:17.000 I don't know.

01:03:17.000 I was guessing as long as a temporary tattoo, but I feel like it's a little bit longer.

01:03:21.000 It's like a stamp, it says.

01:03:22.000 It might say, but better.

01:03:25.000 But better.

01:03:25.000 What?

01:03:26.000 Design your own tattoo on the app.

01:03:28.000 Oh man, we're getting little kids.

01:03:30.000 This is indoctrination!

01:03:31.000 They're trying to get these kids to accept the numbers when they come and collect us all for camps!

01:03:36.000 What was he saying the other day about...

01:03:38.000 Robots! 0.83

01:03:39.000 Was that what it was?

01:03:41.000 You said something.

01:03:42.000 You tweeted him back.

01:03:44.000 I was like, LOL, what?

01:03:46.000 What did he say?

01:03:48.000 What was that? 1.00

01:03:49.000 I love that guy, but sometimes he says shit that I just go, what? 0.99

01:03:53.000 You need someone like me next to you all the time. 0.99

01:03:57.000 That's what Alex Jones needs.

01:03:58.000 He just needs me to go, hey man, what?

01:04:00.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:04:02.000 That might not be it.

01:04:03.000 Some people need a rudder.

01:04:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:04:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:06.000 And by the way, if I'm your rudder, you've got a serious fucking problem. 1.00

01:04:10.000 You've got a serious fucking problem. 1.00

01:04:11.000 I was hoping that Flat Earther was going to, like, shoot himself to the moon. 1.00

01:04:15.000 Yeah, I was waiting.

01:04:16.000 I was so excited for this.

01:04:18.000 Apparently he's done it before.

01:04:19.000 He shot himself, like, 160 miles into space or something.

01:04:23.000 God.

01:04:23.000 Not really.

01:04:25.000 No, he did.

01:04:26.000 I think he did shoot himself like 1.6 miles into the air. 0.92

01:04:30.000 Something ridiculous in the past.

01:04:31.000 And he recovered. 0.51

01:04:33.000 It took him like several days to recover from the G-forces.

01:04:37.000 I do believe that this is something that was in the article.

01:04:39.000 It might be something he said. 0.99

01:04:40.000 He might just be crazy.

01:04:42.000 Yeah, he's trying to be like Evel Knievel.

01:04:43.000 He was trying to do a bunch of different things, and he jumped onto the flat earth thing about a year ago to gain money, he said.

01:04:49.000 That's what I read. 1.00

01:04:50.000 He's trying to jump a limo over a fucking gorge, some dumb shit like that. 1.00

01:04:53.000 Wait a minute, how do you know? 1.00

01:04:55.000 Oh, yes they do, son of a bitch. 1.00

01:04:57.000 I read the article about it when it first was coming out last week. 1.00

01:05:00.000 Yeah, you know what, I read one of the craziest fucking arguments someone said, one of the Flat Earth proponents said about it.

01:05:08.000 This is going around apparently, so forgive me if you've heard this, but the idea that a ship doesn't really disappear over the horizon, that you could always zoom in on it if you just have enough of a powerful lens in your camera. 0.88

01:05:24.000 So they think that that, in some way, is proof that the Earth is flat.

01:05:30.000 That's just proof of how far you can see.

01:05:33.000 That's all it is.

01:05:34.000 You don't understand.

01:05:36.000 The curve of the Earth, it takes forever. 0.99

01:05:39.000 It's fucking huge. 0.98

01:05:42.000 I get what people are doing. 0.99

01:05:44.000 Like, how come if you zoom out, you can see?

01:05:46.000 Well, you can't forever. 1.00

01:05:47.000 That's why you can't see Mount Kilimanjaro from your fucking living room in Santa Monica, dipshit. 1.00

01:05:53.000 It's a curve to it. 1.00

01:05:55.000 It just takes a long ass time and you can't see the boat long before it goes over the curve. 0.93

01:06:00.000 Because unless you're talking about a giant ass boat, and even a giant ass boat at 30 miles away, which is where you'd still be able to see some of it. 0.95

01:06:08.000 That's too far for your eyes. 0.74

01:06:09.000 So if you zoom in with some sort of a crazy spotting scope or something like that, yeah, you'll be able to see it for a little while.

01:06:16.000 And then in another couple hours, it'll be gone.

01:06:18.000 It's going to go over the top.

01:06:19.000 But they want it to be real so bad.

01:06:23.000 They want it to be real so bad that they come up with these things that aren't true as examples why the Earth is flat.

01:06:30.000 And the big one was, how come every photo of the Earth from space is a composite?

01:06:35.000 You didn't even bother to look into it.

01:06:37.000 Because that's not true. 0.99

01:06:38.000 There's a fucking satellite that takes a high-resolution photo of the Earth something like every ten minutes. 0.98

01:06:45.000 It's the Himawari 8. It's a Japanese satellite. 0.99

01:06:48.000 You can go online.

01:06:49.000 You can look at the pictures. 0.99

01:06:50.000 It shows where every fucking storm cloud is all over the country in real time. 0.99

01:06:56.000 So if there's a storm that's hitting Cuba, you go to that, you look at that image from that day where the storm is, you'll see the fucking storm. 0.99

01:07:03.000 Like, it's all real. 0.97

01:07:05.000 If you don't believe that's real, do you believe that someone is so good at hiding shit that they've kept all the images of the flat earth from ever being published? 0.95

01:07:14.000 That no one has been able to, in the history of people, has been able to travel past the ice wall into the nether region of hobbits and gnomes and pixie elves. 0.99

01:07:26.000 It's just mental health.

01:07:27.000 You know, we have a huge problem.

01:07:29.000 It's lack of education.

01:07:30.000 It's lack of education.

01:07:31.000 And then it's also being committed to these ideas to the point where they're a part of you.

01:07:37.000 It's idea identity politics.

01:07:41.000 This is what it is.

01:07:42.000 When you believe in an idea so much that you don't, and I've been guilty of this, and I think everybody has at one point in your life, you've been guilty of not really looking at it for what it is, but instead looking at it for what you want it to be and for what you've already committed yourself to believing in.

01:07:58.000 That's a big part of the problem.

01:08:00.000 A big part of the problem with people is you commit yourself to believing in something.

01:08:04.000 And then when you commit yourself to believing in something, anything that's contrary to that belief gets fought viciously.

01:08:10.000 You shut it down.

01:08:11.000 You interrupt by all means necessary.

01:08:13.000 You mock it.

01:08:14.000 You deride it.

01:08:15.000 You don't examine it objectively.

01:08:17.000 You don't look at it objectively.

01:08:19.000 You just look for a way to shoot it down. 1.00

01:08:20.000 Look for a way to shit on it. 1.00

01:08:22.000 Look for a way... 1.00

01:08:23.000 Fall back on the government lies all the time.

01:08:25.000 I never believed them.

01:08:26.000 Fall back on all these different positions.

01:08:28.000 But at the end of the day, if you look at it from just like, well, okay, what's the most likely thing?

01:08:36.000 The most likely thing is it's round.

01:08:37.000 They've figured it out.

01:08:38.000 They know it's round.

01:08:39.000 You can see it from space.

01:08:40.000 They've taken pictures of it.

01:08:41.000 People have absolutely flying in the space station. 0.78

01:08:44.000 There's videos of the fucking thing landing out of the sky, People pulling people out of the water. 0.92

01:08:50.000 They've seen. 0.99

01:08:51.000 They've gone into space.

01:08:52.000 They've taken pictures.

01:08:53.000 This is all real.

01:08:54.000 They're satellites.

01:08:55.000 They're real.

01:08:56.000 If you get satellite radio, it's real.

01:08:59.000 It's really from a satellite.

01:09:00.000 When you get DirecTV, it's real.

01:09:02.000 It's in space. 0.99

01:09:03.000 It's orbiting the fucking Earth. 0.99

01:09:06.000 There's flight patterns that are carefully calculated that are going around the Earth. 1.00

01:09:13.000 Everybody would have to be lying.

01:09:15.000 Do you understand how crazy it is?

01:09:18.000 I'm with you on a lot of conspiracies.

01:09:20.000 I'm with you on Operation Northwoods.

01:09:23.000 I'm with you on the Gulf of Tonkin. 0.99

01:09:26.000 Shit, you get me high enough, I'll go Area 51 on you. 1.00

01:09:29.000 I'll go Bob Lazar. 1.00

01:09:31.000 I'll go deep on some, who the fuck knows, wacky shit. 1.00

01:09:37.000 Until you get to the earth being fat. 1.00

01:09:39.000 And that's when I go, you're just chasing your tail. 1.00

01:09:41.000 You're chasing your fucking tail. 1.00

01:09:45.000 Angry little pricks calling me a shill. 1.00

01:09:47.000 They're just trolls. 0.96

01:09:47.000 Jamie, you got your round earth shill shirt on. 0.96

01:09:49.000 What a perfect advertisement show.

01:09:53.000 Youngjamie.com.

01:09:54.000 Youngjamie.com.

01:09:55.000 Get yourself a round earth shill t-shirt, folks.

01:09:57.000 I have one.

01:09:58.000 I wear it all the time.

01:09:58.000 I'm shipping by Christmas.

01:09:59.000 And they're very soft cotton.

01:10:00.000 Feels wonderful on the skin.

01:10:03.000 Yeah, I think it's almost like a troll.

01:10:05.000 It's not, man!

01:10:06.000 I'm telling you, I used to think that too.

01:10:07.000 It started out as a troll.

01:10:09.000 This is what I think happened.

01:10:10.000 I think it became an exercise in psychology.

01:10:14.000 From what I've understood, and I might be wrong, but from what little I've done poking around about this, it seems like this might have started on 4chan.

01:10:25.000 And it might have started as a joke.

01:10:27.000 That there's always been a certain percentage of people That believed that the world was flat.

01:10:32.000 There's always a certain percentage.

01:10:34.000 Just like there's a certain percentage of Moonies.

01:10:36.000 There's a certain percentage of people that, you know, are Satan worshippers.

01:10:40.000 People just, there's wacky beliefs. 0.99

01:10:42.000 And people get attached to these wacky beliefs and they fucking cling to them. 0.98

01:10:46.000 And whatever it is. 0.99

01:10:48.000 Whatever the belief is.

01:10:50.000 There's a certain percentage of people that have always thought the earth was flat.

01:10:53.000 But then, what I read was that someone on 4chan started trolling.

01:10:58.000 And that by trolling and trying to post this fake evidence about the world being flat, a bunch of people bought it.

01:11:04.000 And they ran with it.

01:11:06.000 And not only did they run with it, they started to ramp it up and add things to it, and flat earth theory became a thing.

01:11:12.000 And these people all decided that this was like a legitimate pursuit.

01:11:15.000 That there is some Illuminati, some group of Jews, it's always Jews, that are hiding all the information. 0.98

01:11:21.000 That somehow or another they've talked to all the map makers, all the people that work in commercial shipping, all the people that are flying airplanes, All the people that are making satellites, anyone in aerospace, all these fucking people, all these people, all these people are all together and they're all lying. 0.98

01:11:37.000 Okay, and I am too. 0.99

01:11:38.000 Or maybe, just listen to this, maybe you're chasing your fucking tail and you're confusing the shit out of some people that are dumber than you because of your inability to look at what it is versus what you want it to be. 1.00

01:11:54.000 You heard me. 1.00

01:11:56.000 I'm not right about everything.

01:11:58.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:11:59.000 I'm right about this. 0.94

01:12:01.000 There's no fucking reason why someone would lie about the shape of the planet. 0.96

01:12:04.000 There's no benefit in it. 0.98

01:12:05.000 There's no reason why anybody would conceal that information.

01:12:10.000 There's no benefit. 0.98

01:12:12.000 If someone found out the Earth was flat, they would be fucking singing it from the rooftops. 0.99

01:12:17.000 Any real scientist. 0.98

01:12:19.000 Any real person who's been in the space station.

01:12:22.000 Any real person who's flying the space shuttle.

01:12:24.000 They're real.

01:12:25.000 I know you're like, you don't know them.

01:12:26.000 I've met them.

01:12:27.000 I had that Chris Conrad guy.

01:12:30.000 Is that his name?

01:12:30.000 Chris Hatfield.

01:12:31.000 Chris Hatfield. 1.00

01:12:32.000 Forget his fucking name. 1.00

01:12:33.000 Commander Chris. 1.00

01:12:34.000 I blame the weed.

01:12:35.000 Chris Hatfield.

01:12:36.000 He was wonderful.

01:12:37.000 He was in space for a long time. 0.89

01:12:38.000 He was talking about the effects of it when he came down and how bad it fucked up his body.

01:12:43.000 That was a fascinating podcast.

01:12:45.000 I remember I think I got like 40 minutes with him and then he had to go.

01:12:48.000 It was like one of those quick little things and he was amazing. 0.99

01:12:51.000 You're talking to a guy that's been circling the fucking planet in a metal box. 0.99

01:12:56.000 No, that's not real. 1.00

01:12:57.000 It's real.

01:12:58.000 No, it is real.

01:13:00.000 This is the reason why your phone works.

01:13:01.000 Understand this?

01:13:02.000 The people, this is what's ironic.

01:13:04.000 The people that are doubting the highest minds and the most competent technological innovators in the world, like the most competent people are the people that are involved in like aerospace, airplane construction, jet construction, 0.96

01:13:23.000 Cell phones, computers, those are the people that are at the top of the fucking heap.

01:13:30.000 And these apes that are using these devices to say that the world is flat, you're doing just what a massive disservice you're doing to the very minds that have created the thing that you're using to complain. 0.98

01:13:43.000 With this ridiculous idea that someone's hiding the information from all the people because they don't want you to know that the world is like your phone, man.

01:13:54.000 I get it.

01:13:55.000 I want to believe Bigfoot's real.

01:13:57.000 I get it.

01:13:57.000 I want to believe.

01:13:59.000 If you show me some fucking half-assed Bigfoot footage, I'll watch it three, four times in a row. 0.99

01:14:05.000 I'll go one day, maybe, maybe, maybe, hey, maybe, you never know. 0.98

01:14:08.000 There's a lot of parts of the world we never go to, you know, somewhere deep in the Congo.

01:14:11.000 I wouldn't be surprised, right?

01:14:13.000 I want to believe, but I'm also objective.

01:14:16.000 You gotta be both.

01:14:18.000 I know you want to believe the Earth is flat. 0.99

01:14:20.000 I'm super sorry, but it appears to be round as fuck. 0.97

01:14:23.000 Just like every other planet we've ever looked at. 0.94

01:14:25.000 All of them.

01:14:26.000 Imagine how crazy it'd be if Earth was flat. 1.00

01:14:28.000 Well, here's the problem with this idea, you fucking dummies. 0.99

01:14:31.000 A lot of the people behind this idea believe that it was created by God, like on a pizza tray. 0.99

01:14:37.000 Like, that this is part of a religious belief, is that God made this flat Earth in the cosmos, and it's all about us.

01:14:45.000 This is part of it.

01:14:46.000 This is connected to your group. 0.99

01:14:49.000 Joe, you're so arrogant with your idea. 1.00

01:14:51.000 No, I'm fucking dumb, okay? 1.00

01:14:53.000 But I'm smart enough to know the world is round. 1.00

01:14:56.000 Crazy assholes. 0.99

01:14:58.000 Have you talked about net neutrality? 1.00

01:15:02.000 Net neutrality?

01:15:04.000 Net neutrality.

01:15:05.000 You know, I saw Mark Cuban saying positive things about net neutrality.

01:15:09.000 And I was really surprised.

01:15:11.000 But then I realized he's a rich old white guy.

01:15:13.000 And if I was a rich white guy, I'd be like, listen, we don't need regulation.

01:15:16.000 We take care of it ourselves.

01:15:18.000 We clean up our own neighborhood. 0.99

01:15:20.000 He also has a lot of money, so no matter how much it costs, he doesn't give a shit, you know? 0.99

01:15:24.000 There's that, for sure. 1.00

01:15:25.000 But then, he was making some arguments that I'm too fucking stupid to know whether or not he's right. 0.98

01:15:31.000 You know, I've heard the arguments against it, and I think those make the most sense. 0.99

01:15:35.000 But apparently there's some big business people...

01:15:39.000 I get you hippies.

01:15:40.000 You're like, yeah, of course they are. 1.00

01:15:41.000 Those fucking assholes, they never have enough money. 1.00

01:15:44.000 You're right. 1.00

01:15:45.000 But also, you've got to let them do their thing.

01:15:52.000 You've got to let them do their thing.

01:15:56.000 I don't know who's right, and I would love to hear a really educated, objective analysis on whether or not that enhances competition or hurts it, whether or not that's good for business or bad for it.

01:16:09.000 Most of the stuff that I read says it's bad for it, but I need to look at it really closely.

01:16:13.000 It's definitely letting them censor the internet. 0.96

01:16:18.000 What is the exact restrictions?

01:16:20.000 Do you know?

01:16:20.000 Um, it's up to the ISPs to be like, hey, you want this website?

01:16:25.000 We might give it to you.

01:16:27.000 So they can start editing stuff.

01:16:29.000 Say, as an example, Viacom, who is owned by Time Warner or whatever.

01:16:33.000 Say, like, something comes out against the CEO of Time Warner.

01:16:36.000 They can actually go in and edit the internet where it's not as...

01:16:40.000 See, right now it's free. 0.97

01:16:41.000 You can do whatever the fuck you want. 0.98

01:16:42.000 No one's editing it, really, you know, unless it's, like, pedo websites or something like that. 0.99

01:16:46.000 But, uh...

01:16:48.000 So it's going to be like in the future, like we're China. 0.96

01:16:50.000 If they don't want you to go to MySpace, China will be like, MySpace off. 0.99

01:16:53.000 Dude, I was reading about a Vietnamese blogger today who was sentenced for seven years in jail.

01:16:59.000 A 22-year-old Vietnamese blogger.

01:17:02.000 It was in the New York Times.

01:17:05.000 He was writing about an oil spill, and they said that he was talking negative and doing propaganda against the state.

01:17:13.000 They locked him in jail for seven years.

01:17:15.000 Wow.

01:17:16.000 For doing journalism on an oil spill. 0.99

01:17:20.000 And for pointing the blame at the government or whoever the fuck was responsible for the oil spill. 0.99

01:17:25.000 Jesus. 0.99

01:17:25.000 10 years. 0.99

01:17:26.000 They locked them in jail for 10 years?

01:17:28.000 Because somebody wrote an article.

01:17:30.000 No, different one.

01:17:30.000 That's the girl, right?

01:17:31.000 Yeah, that's a girl.

01:17:32.000 That's another one.

01:17:33.000 She's from earlier in the year.

01:17:34.000 I went deep.

01:17:36.000 Dude, they're locking bloggers up over there. 1.00

01:17:39.000 Vietnam, apparently they have... 0.98

01:17:42.000 Great good issues with like gay rights and you know a lot of progressive ideas that we subscribe to in this country But they do not tolerate criticism like it's it's apparently in that way very totalitarian and that if you do criticize them in the form of like Propaganda like blogs against them they'll lock you in a fucking cage for like a decade It's scary. 0.97

01:18:06.000 We've got to really appreciate... 0.89

01:18:07.000 This is one of the reasons why...

01:18:08.000 I mean, I don't know if Trump understands this. 0.99

01:18:10.000 I guess he does, but he doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:18:12.000 I think his idea is like, you're going against me, fuck it, I'm going against you. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Fuck you, CNN. You know, I get it. 1.00

01:18:18.000 But by just completely deriding them like that, you run this risk of getting to a position where there's not this objective, powerful force that's watching over the President and reporting on all of his actions,

01:18:34.000 right?

01:18:36.000 There's a chart that I read today, though, that was a little disturbing.

01:18:39.000 And it was like a truth chart.

01:18:42.000 And it was like, how many times CNN has said things that were not true?

01:18:46.000 How many times does it have to correct itself?

01:18:49.000 How many times did they say things that are true?

01:18:52.000 And, uh...

01:18:54.000 I don't know if it's right.

01:18:56.000 I don't know if that...

01:18:57.000 That might have been some horseshit that I read, but if it was right, I was like, whoa, are they wrong that often? 0.93

01:19:01.000 Like, that's crazy. 0.68

01:19:02.000 Well, any news, especially when it has breaking news, at least they're correcting themselves, where, like, our president won't correct himself ever.

01:19:10.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:19:11.000 That's a good point.

01:19:12.000 Maybe that's what they mean by being incorrect.

01:19:15.000 That, like, you know, the latest report says...

01:19:17.000 But, see, that's just what the latest report says.

01:19:19.000 Like, the latest report might not be correct...

01:19:22.000 But if you say that's the latest report, you're not wrong.

01:19:26.000 You just don't have the right information.

01:19:29.000 Right.

01:19:29.000 And I think everyone knows that when you're watching the news, you know.

01:19:32.000 Right.

01:19:32.000 Like if something happens, like some crazy shooter type situation, right?

01:19:36.000 Right.

01:19:38.000 It's just very dangerous when you see the president and the free press going after each other like that.

01:19:44.000 Somebody tweeted today, this morning about it.

01:19:46.000 What?

01:19:47.000 He said we should have a contest as to which of the networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt, and or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite president, in parentheses, me.

01:20:00.000 They're all bad.

01:20:01.000 Winner to receive the fake news trophy in all caps. 1.00

01:20:05.000 That's our fucking president. 1.00

01:20:06.000 Wow, that's so weird. 1.00

01:20:09.000 This is so weird because here's what's weird.

01:20:12.000 It's not weird to think this, but to broadcast that, to write that down, and to put that on, that's like, that's crazy.

01:20:20.000 That's a crazy thought.

01:20:22.000 I think I would like him so much better if he never tweeted.

01:20:25.000 Like, if we just had news and that's it.

01:20:28.000 Yeah, but you get in the seat.

01:20:30.000 Like, what we're talking about, the stress of this thing.

01:20:32.000 I mean, this is how he's always been.

01:20:34.000 He always fires back at people when they fire at him.

01:20:36.000 That's his thing.

01:20:37.000 I mean, you should have known.

01:20:38.000 But people, for some reason, expected him to be different once he got in there.

01:20:42.000 They expected, well, he's just doing that for now, dude.

01:20:44.000 Just trust me.

01:20:45.000 He's going to get in there.

01:20:45.000 He's going to be super cool.

01:20:47.000 Right.

01:20:48.000 Have you tried to bait him yet?

01:20:50.000 No, I don't want to do that.

01:20:51.000 Let's bait him.

01:20:52.000 No, no, no, no.

01:20:53.000 I have no desire.

01:20:55.000 I don't want to ever do that to anybody.

01:20:58.000 I just...

01:20:59.000 Look, this is the world that I'm seeing.

01:21:03.000 I'm reporting on what I'm seeing.

01:21:04.000 I'm a reporter.

01:21:05.000 I'm like a journalist.

01:21:07.000 That's what I'm seeing.

01:21:08.000 I'm seeing a bunch of like...

01:21:10.000 Whether they're justified or not, there's a bunch of...

01:21:14.000 There's pettiness to this all that should be avoided by advanced human beings.

01:21:19.000 That's what's the problem.

01:21:21.000 There's the lack of humor to it all and the angry pettiness of it all is what's most disturbing.

01:21:27.000 Not the idea that there's something wrong with this system.

01:21:29.000 Because if that chart was right and they're wrong a lot and if they're wrong about him, there's one thing.

01:21:34.000 But the way that that should be handled is always pointing out exactly and specifically how they were wrong, how it could have gotten back to them that was the wrong information, and what they've done to correct it if they have, acknowledge it,

01:21:50.000 and then that's it.

01:21:51.000 That's what should be done when you're in that position. 0.99

01:21:54.000 When you're just a regular dude and you want to just go on Twitter and talk some crazy shit and, you know, say the CNN is fucking fake news. 0.98

01:22:02.000 If you're like some firefighter somewhere, I don't think you should be fired if you say that. 0.99

01:22:05.000 Like, I don't care.

01:22:06.000 Like, you could say that, right?

01:22:07.000 That doesn't bother me.

01:22:08.000 But when you're the president.

01:22:10.000 You gotta go, come on, man.

01:22:12.000 You definitely are.

01:22:14.000 You're setting an example.

01:22:16.000 As weird as that seems to say to someone that this is a part of the job, you have to set a good example, you're setting the tone of the country.

01:22:23.000 That's the problem.

01:22:25.000 I wouldn't write that.

01:22:26.000 Would you write that?

01:22:27.000 No.

01:22:27.000 Would you write that to somebody?

01:22:28.000 Never.

01:22:29.000 Fake news trophy!

01:22:31.000 I hate it.

01:22:32.000 That's crazy. 0.97

01:22:33.000 Whoever let you do that needs to get you some mushrooms. 1.00

01:22:35.000 And have you seen his boomerangs?

01:22:36.000 He's got boomerangs?

01:22:37.000 No, and his Snapchat.

01:22:39.000 Oh, he has Snapchat?

01:22:40.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:22:42.000 Could you imagine?

01:22:43.000 That would be hilarious if he did.

01:22:46.000 You know, people get tired of all this anti-Trump stuff, and people get tired of just hearing the subject.

01:22:51.000 It's almost like it hurts them.

01:22:53.000 But those kind of things, that's like fuel for the fire.

01:22:56.000 It's almost like he's doing the work of the people who hate him for him. 1.00

01:23:01.000 He just keeps providing more and more ridiculous shit that they can get mad at him for. 1.00

01:23:07.000 Do you think Trump's a flat earther? 1.00

01:23:09.000 No, no.

01:23:10.000 I mean, he's into some of that.

01:23:12.000 I think he probably...

01:23:12.000 Look, man, I would like to know what he thinks about Kennedy, but he keeps releasing these documents, and I'm happy.

01:23:18.000 And some of these documents are crazy.

01:23:21.000 You know, they've...

01:23:23.000 There's a lot of, like...

01:23:25.000 One of the ones was about Jack Ruby.

01:23:27.000 Jack Ruby saying the day that Kennedy was going to get shot, get ready, you're going to see some fireworks today.

01:23:34.000 Like, what?

01:23:35.000 What?

01:23:36.000 Like, what?

01:23:37.000 Did he really say that?

01:23:38.000 Like, how do I know he really said that?

01:23:39.000 I want to know.

01:23:41.000 But if the FBI got it from a credible source, and they really believed that, the problem is, like, the people that Jack Rui was hanging around with, some crazy stripper, was doing, like, some 1960s version of Speed.

01:23:53.000 Yeah, he told me.

01:23:54.000 He told me fireworks was gonna happen.

01:23:56.000 Yeah! 1.00

01:23:57.000 And then she runs off into the fucking forest. 1.00

01:23:59.000 Who the fuck knows? 1.00

01:24:01.000 Maybe Jack Ruby just had a nice party, a surprise party later. 1.00

01:24:05.000 Could have.

01:24:06.000 He had fireworks and everything.

01:24:07.000 It all got set off when the president got shot.

01:24:09.000 What would be the best evidence that you would need right now to know that that was true?

01:24:13.000 It's a good question, right?

01:24:15.000 Because I've seen people argue that the photo of Lee Harvey Oswald, this convenient photo of him in the backyard with a rifle in one hand and a newspaper in the other hand, that is photoshopped.

01:24:25.000 Not photoshopped, but photo edited.

01:24:27.000 It is.

01:24:28.000 I don't know if it is.

01:24:29.000 I don't know if it's been proven that it is, but I know that that's a common statement.

01:24:33.000 And then the people have broken, they've done some analysis on the photograph, and I do not know enough about photography to know whether or not they're right.

01:24:40.000 The shadows are all off.

01:24:42.000 I think that they found out that the magazine did it to, for some reason, like the magazine did it, not the government or anything.

01:24:50.000 Maybe.

01:24:51.000 I remember it being a controversial photo, but then I remember someone saying recently that they believe it was not faked.

01:24:58.000 And that there was new evidence to indicate that it was not faked.

01:25:01.000 Is this the problem with being like a surface reader?

01:25:04.000 Yeah.

01:25:04.000 Yes.

01:25:05.000 The one on the far left.

01:25:06.000 Yeah.

01:25:08.000 That's the Dallas police reenactment.

01:25:10.000 Yeah, how do you know they're there at the exact same time?

01:25:12.000 You don't have a camera when he was... 1.00

01:25:13.000 Come on, stupid. 1.00

01:25:14.000 You can't take a photograph as a reenactment unless you know exactly when he took the photograph. 1.00

01:25:19.000 And you have the same clouds in the sky and shit. 0.95

01:25:21.000 Because I guess they're trying to find out whether or not that was a real photo or whether it was Lee Harvey Oswald's head put on somebody else's body. 0.99

01:25:30.000 But the body matched his body.

01:25:33.000 Go to focus in on his face.

01:25:37.000 Don't go to this one.

01:25:38.000 There's one that's a better resolution version.

01:25:41.000 Go to the one right above it, actually.

01:25:44.000 That one right there.

01:25:46.000 Yeah, that's the photo.

01:25:48.000 It looks a little off.

01:25:50.000 The head definitely looks a little weird.

01:25:53.000 But he had a weird head.

01:25:54.000 I guess the shadows is what...

01:26:03.000 I don't know, man.

01:26:04.000 I'm not smart enough to know whether or not that's true, but it looks okay to me.

01:26:08.000 But that's so grainy.

01:26:10.000 Look at that photo.

01:26:11.000 Imagine if that was what pictures are today.

01:26:12.000 You had to check out a girl's Tinder account. 0.94

01:26:15.000 You'd be like, hmm.

01:26:17.000 What do you really look like?

01:26:19.000 Oh, see, there's the full one.

01:26:20.000 Now look at his feet.

01:26:23.000 Like, zoom out a little.

01:26:24.000 Is his feet shadows?

01:26:25.000 See, there we go.

01:26:26.000 See how the shadow is going that way on his feet?

01:26:29.000 And then if you look at his face, the shadow is like kind of going...

01:26:32.000 Can you make that picture a little smaller so we can get the whole picture in there?

01:26:36.000 Something like that.

01:26:37.000 I forget what it was.

01:26:39.000 I don't think that's correct.

01:26:40.000 The thing that would make me feel like something was weird...

01:26:45.000 It's just that it's so old that you couldn't really tell whether or not someone doctored it, and they might have had reason to doctor it.

01:26:52.000 That's it. 0.74

01:26:52.000 That's what makes me think that it might be fucked with, not the actual picture itself. 0.74

01:26:56.000 When I'm looking at the picture itself, I'm trying to find reasons why it was fucked with, you know? 0.99

01:27:01.000 But then again, I don't know jack shit. 1.00

01:27:04.000 That guy's an idiot. 1.00

01:27:07.000 I can tell you right now, that guy tells boring stories. 1.00

01:27:12.000 Oh, that was the legend of the FBI. That was Jacques Louis.

01:27:16.000 He was the best. 1.00

01:27:17.000 And you made fun of him in your stupid fucking podcast. 1.00

01:27:20.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:27:21.000 Sorry in advance.

01:27:22.000 I'm just joking.

01:27:23.000 I'm sure that guy has great stories. 1.00

01:27:24.000 But those days, man, you get away with a lot of shit, you know? 0.98

01:27:28.000 There's an interesting article that David... 0.99

01:27:31.000 What is his name?

01:27:32.000 David Frum?

01:27:34.000 He's a conservative writer.

01:27:38.000 New York Times bestselling author.

01:27:40.000 He wrote something about it. 0.99

01:27:42.000 Shit, I'm trying to remember what it was. 0.99

01:27:44.000 Oh, it was Richard Nixon's letter to JFK's widow. 0.99

01:27:50.000 This like heartfelt, articulate, interesting letter between an opponent of John F. Kennedy Richard Nixon I mean that's who he was the opponent of John F. Kennedy wasn't just Richard Nixon like they were running against each other and So he writes this like really heartfelt letter and it's like whoa you read it and you're like wow Richard Nixon wasn't as stupid as people want to think he was. 0.95

01:28:18.000 He was very smart. 0.91

01:28:19.000 Of course. 1.00

01:28:19.000 He just was fucked up. 1.00

01:28:23.000 I Think this job just does it to everybody. 1.00

01:28:25.000 I don't think anybody gets gets out of this one alive I mean, look at Don Trump's hair.

01:28:30.000 It's already getting kind of white.

01:28:32.000 Yeah, but it's all painted.

01:28:33.000 Who knows what the real color of that stuff is?

01:28:35.000 That's true.

01:28:36.000 It's probably all white.

01:28:37.000 He's probably just giving up. 1.00

01:28:37.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:28:38.000 I'm not going in today. 1.00

01:28:39.000 They're like, sir, today's dye day.

01:28:41.000 No.

01:28:42.000 No, today's Cheetos on the couch day. 1.00

01:28:44.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:28:45.000 I'm going to watch Fox News and they're going to tell me I'm awesome. 1.00

01:28:47.000 He just sits there, stroking it, watching Fox News.

01:28:51.000 Fox News loves him.

01:28:52.000 It's interesting to see one network just going full gung-ho.

01:28:57.000 We're going to go Trump all the way.

01:28:59.000 Yeah, supposedly that's why he's, like, getting involved with that merger of Time Warner or whatever to get rid of CNN or something.

01:29:06.000 Oh, God.

01:29:07.000 That's crazy if that really happens.

01:29:09.000 Yeah.

01:29:09.000 That's the idea, right?

01:29:10.000 Like, Time Magazine's being bought out?

01:29:12.000 AT&T's trying to buy Time Warner, a cool company or something.

01:29:15.000 Dude, these gigantic companies. 0.98

01:29:17.000 See, the thing is, I don't know shit about this... 0.98

01:29:22.000 Net neutrality thing. 0.99

01:29:24.000 I don't.

01:29:24.000 I need to know more about it.

01:29:26.000 Because I need to know if in some way...

01:29:29.000 Here's the real scary thing.

01:29:31.000 That everyone who owns a giant company would be able to control their own internet.

01:29:36.000 Like, you would have, like, a network.

01:29:38.000 Like, you'd be on the Verizon internet thing and he'd be on Comcast.

01:29:42.000 Like, oh, you're on Comcast?

01:29:44.000 Oh, you can't go to my website. 1.00

01:29:45.000 Shit. 1.00

01:29:46.000 Ugh. 1.00

01:29:47.000 Imagine?

01:29:47.000 That's what we don't want, though.

01:29:49.000 Imagine?

01:29:50.000 There's an article I tweeted the other day on the, I think, LA Times or something like that, where somebody, a woman who works for the FCC, wrote, like, please, don't let us do this.

01:30:01.000 Oh, yeah, I read that.

01:30:02.000 I read that.

01:30:03.000 And there's a website you can go to where it's automated, where you can put in your information, and it will write an email or a letter to the FCC, so I recommend doing that.

01:30:12.000 I mean, I think we have like 10 days until they vote on this.

01:30:15.000 See, that's what's crazy.

01:30:16.000 This should be something, because this is a very important issue, this should be something that's debated on primetime television.

01:30:22.000 Absolutely.

01:30:23.000 It needs to be.

01:30:23.000 It really should be.

01:30:24.000 I mean, all of these kind of really crucial...

01:30:26.000 Crucial?

01:30:27.000 Crucial.

01:30:28.000 This is where you stop listening to me.

01:30:29.000 Crucial memory.

01:30:30.000 All of these crucial issues, they should all be discussed in the public forum.

01:30:35.000 They should be discussed in the center of the town.

01:30:39.000 That's what these shows should be.

01:30:41.000 What CNN and any of these shows should be, part of what they should be is a town center where people talk about these super important ideas.

01:30:50.000 This is an important idea that needs to be like, they need to interrupt television shows for this.

01:30:55.000 Because we might be signing off on a terrible idea.

01:30:59.000 And we might be letting companies get away with having more and more control over us.

01:31:03.000 I don't know.

01:31:04.000 I need to look at it.

01:31:05.000 I need to really look at it carefully.

01:31:06.000 But we all need to look at it carefully.

01:31:07.000 If this is really happening in 10 days, the average person is not going to have the time nor the ambition to go and investigate this.

01:31:14.000 What do you think, Jamie?

01:31:16.000 There's another thing that happened, too, that they're voting on, I think, this week.

01:31:20.000 Monsters.

01:31:21.000 Another problem of it is, too, there's five people on that panel of the FCC board that make these decisions, and it's usually one person that's the flipping vote that makes it a 3-2 vote.

01:31:31.000 It's never like 5-0.

01:31:31.000 Which one showed up in the solid gold Bentley?

01:31:36.000 Which one got out his neck's covered in lipstick? 0.93

01:31:40.000 There's...

01:31:40.000 This guy.

01:31:41.000 He's the commissioner.

01:31:43.000 The FCC wants to relax one of broadcast media's biggest rules.

01:31:46.000 It has to do with like a small, like a small city having one company own the TV station and the newspaper in that area, which is like a media rights issue.

01:31:56.000 Oh, so they want that to come back?

01:31:58.000 They're trying to like, yeah, stop the rule that prevented that or like redo the vote on whatever.

01:32:04.000 I get that rule.

01:32:05.000 I get that rule, but the problem is, if you want to open...

01:32:09.000 Also, I get the idea that you should be able to open as many companies as you want.

01:32:12.000 There should be some sort of fair competition.

01:32:15.000 But the problem with fair competition in the news, it's like in the news, you don't always want to get the most ratings.

01:32:22.000 You want to report an honest account of all the issues that are actually happening.

01:32:30.000 But you can't do that if you want to sell ads.

01:32:32.000 You gotta be spicy. 1.00

01:32:34.000 You gotta go to that fucking fire, quick. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Get to that fire. 1.00

01:32:37.000 Let's see the car accident.

01:32:38.000 Police chases. 1.00

01:32:39.000 Yeah, police chases are the shit. 1.00

01:32:41.000 We interrupt this basketball game to show you a guy that's never getting away from the cops. 1.00

01:32:44.000 Did you see the Oregon one?

01:32:46.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:32:49.000 There was one in Oregon recently, and it was the craziest thing ever.

01:32:53.000 He was going through fields.

01:32:55.000 Oklahoma.

01:32:57.000 To him, Oregon, Oklahoma.

01:32:59.000 That's one of them O states that I'm not going to other than Ohio.

01:33:01.000 There's a show called, I was going to bring it up a second ago, called Shot in the Dark.

01:33:04.000 It just came on Netflix.

01:33:05.000 It's sort of like the TV show version of the Nightcrawler movie.

01:33:08.000 So it's following some news crews around Los Angeles every night while they're going to find these crazy news stories.

01:33:15.000 And actually, the first episode, they catch a parked car on the 10, and they're thinking it's going to be an accident.

01:33:21.000 It's going to be real bad.

01:33:22.000 And literally, like five seconds later, boom, fireball.

01:33:25.000 Guy has to go save the guy, pull him out of the burning car.

01:33:28.000 It's really intense. 0.98

01:33:30.000 But that shit's happening all the time, too. 0.99

01:33:32.000 And the news that they're catching... 1.00

01:33:34.000 I saw it last night when I was watching...

01:33:36.000 The news popped up.

01:33:38.000 There's another thing.

01:33:39.000 Hostage situation.

01:33:40.000 But some guy got paid probably $500 for going to find video of this.

01:33:44.000 It's real weird.

01:33:45.000 Did you ever see that Night...

01:33:47.000 What is that movie?

01:33:48.000 Nightcrawler.

01:33:49.000 Yeah.

01:33:49.000 That was a great movie, man.

01:33:51.000 How dare you, son of a bitch! 1.00

01:33:53.000 It's alright. 1.00

01:33:54.000 You stay away from my movies.

01:33:55.000 You're wrecking my past.

01:33:57.000 Coco.

01:33:57.000 Have you seen Coco yet?

01:33:59.000 Who's Coco?

01:33:59.000 Coco's the new Pixar movie.

01:34:03.000 It's all about the Mexican holiday, Day of the Dead. 0.84

01:34:06.000 Oh, no, but I did see one other Mexican Day of the Dead movie.

01:34:11.000 It was crazy where they went to this other dimension.

01:34:15.000 Yeah, that's Coco. 1.00

01:34:16.000 But I saw...

01:34:17.000 Is this the second one?

01:34:19.000 No, this is the first one.

01:34:19.000 You might have saw it early, though.

01:34:21.000 No, I saw it on iTunes, on Apple TV. Oh.

01:34:24.000 There was another one.

01:34:25.000 That's interesting.

01:34:26.000 There's another crazy-ass movie with Day of the Dead characters that I watched recently.

01:34:30.000 The Book of Life. 0.62

01:34:31.000 That's it.

01:34:32.000 The Book of Life. 0.98

01:34:32.000 Dude, it's fucking amazing. 0.98

01:34:34.000 You haven't seen this? 0.99

01:34:35.000 No, is that just...

01:34:36.000 Pull up like a trailer. 0.97

01:34:37.000 Because the animation is fucking insane. 0.97

01:34:40.000 It's so wild, man. 0.99

01:34:42.000 Wait, this is it?

01:34:42.000 So there's these, like, wooden people, and then they get somehow or another taken into this other dimension.

01:34:48.000 And in this other dimension, it's like, they're on drugs, man.

01:34:52.000 Dude, this looks like the same characters of Coco.

01:34:54.000 I know.

01:34:54.000 See, this is like...

01:34:56.000 Why has no one talked about this yet?

01:34:58.000 I have no idea.

01:34:59.000 This is sort of like when they did those two...

01:35:01.000 Where'd you go?

01:35:03.000 What is this?

01:35:04.000 Now here's the new one.

01:35:06.000 Yeah, but go back to that one because it didn't quite get totally freaky yet.

01:35:10.000 They start getting really freaky towards the end.

01:35:13.000 It's Guillermo del Toro.

01:35:15.000 See, this is where they're entering into this other dimension and everything is like super bizarro.

01:35:21.000 Like the people are weird.

01:35:22.000 It's really strange.

01:35:24.000 Like everyone's dead.

01:35:25.000 It's so bizarre.

01:35:27.000 And that's exactly what Coco's about.

01:35:29.000 But it's like, you remember when Deep Impact and Armageddon came out at the same time?

01:35:34.000 It's like somehow or another somebody figured out, like, hey, these Day of the Dead things are dope looking.

01:35:38.000 There's two other ones, that volcano movie, and then, like, Tommy Lee Jones was in one, and then Pierce Brosnan was in one, but there were, like, two movies about volcanoes, and they came out, like, the same week.

01:35:47.000 Yeah, they always do that.

01:35:48.000 One was in L.A., and one was not.

01:35:50.000 What's next?

01:35:51.000 Earthquake movies?

01:35:51.000 Look at this new dimension that he enters into.

01:35:54.000 Same shit. 1.00

01:35:56.000 This is the same shit. 1.00

01:35:58.000 I can't believe no one's talked about this before. 1.00

01:36:00.000 So weird, man.

01:36:01.000 This is more dead people, and the other one was more bizarro.

01:36:05.000 Weird.

01:36:06.000 This is pretty bizarro dead people.

01:36:08.000 I mean, look at this.

01:36:10.000 Yeah, it's like they find a Bugs Bunny and, you know, well, we're going to have our own bunny.

01:36:16.000 Our bunny's name is Tim.

01:36:18.000 Daffy and Donald.

01:36:20.000 Yeah, Daffy Duck and Donald Duck.

01:36:21.000 Like, hey, which one is Warner Brothers?

01:36:25.000 Daffy.

01:36:26.000 I was a Daffy guy more than a Donald.

01:36:29.000 Donald's OG, though. 0.99

01:36:31.000 And they were the only ones that had the balls to have a hunter. 0.99

01:36:35.000 They had a bunch of mean... 0.99

01:36:36.000 Elmer Fudd.

01:36:38.000 And then a bunch of other mean hunters in some of their movies.

01:36:40.000 Like the Bambi movies of Mean Hunter.

01:36:42.000 There's a bunch of other ones.

01:36:44.000 Mean, mean, mean hunters.

01:36:46.000 But the...

01:36:47.000 Elmer Fudd. 1.00

01:36:49.000 That was like the first dumb white guy that you could mock in a cartoon. 1.00

01:36:54.000 Wasn't he? 1.00

01:36:55.000 No, I think they had a lot of dumb white people you could mock. 1.00

01:36:58.000 Isn't he the first? 1.00

01:36:59.000 Elmer Fudd?

01:37:00.000 Like, the rabbit gets away all the time? 1.00

01:37:01.000 The rabbit, like, treats him like a bitch? 1.00

01:37:03.000 Like, you fucking dummy. 1.00

01:37:04.000 You're never gonna get me. 1.00

01:37:05.000 Like, he's never threatened.

01:37:06.000 Bugs Bunny's never threatened by Elmer Fudd. 0.79

01:37:08.000 He's a rabbit. 1.00

01:37:09.000 And somehow or another, Elmer Fudd is so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:37:12.000 And Elmer Fudd wants to shoot this talking rabbit. 1.00

01:37:15.000 He's such an asshole. 1.00

01:37:16.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:37:16.000 It's wabbit season! 1.00

01:37:18.000 Wabbit season.

01:37:21.000 And he's got a giant head like a baby.

01:37:23.000 Like, what is that supposed to mean?

01:37:25.000 Why does he have a baby head?

01:37:26.000 Wait, wait.

01:37:26.000 Elmer Fudd has an enormous baby head.

01:37:28.000 I never even noticed that. 0.99

01:37:29.000 He's like a baby with a gun.

01:37:30.000 What's the other one that was Elmer, and then there was another one that looked exactly like Elmer, but it wasn't Elmer.

01:37:35.000 It was like Elmer and...

01:37:37.000 That's right.

01:37:37.000 There was another one.

01:37:38.000 There was another guy.

01:37:39.000 There was another dude.

01:37:40.000 Who was the other guy?

01:37:41.000 I always thought that was strange.

01:37:42.000 Yeah, there's more than one hunter, right?

01:37:45.000 Yeah, who was the other guy?

01:37:46.000 It was like the second Mr. Roper.

01:37:49.000 What?

01:37:51.000 Or when they changed Darren on Bewitched.

01:37:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:37:54.000 They changed the husband.

01:37:56.000 The husband got crazy and he asked for money. 1.00

01:37:57.000 And they're like, nah, bitch. 1.00

01:38:00.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:38:01.000 We got a new dad.

01:38:03.000 He's like, well, I'm the co-star of the show.

01:38:05.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:38:05.000 It's I Dream a Genie, motherfucker. 1.00

01:38:07.000 Nobody cares who Darren is. 1.00

01:38:08.000 See ya! 1.00

01:38:09.000 They pulled the fucking cord. 1.00

01:38:11.000 The floor dropped out. 1.00

01:38:13.000 He disappeared.

01:38:15.000 I don't think there was another hunter.

01:38:16.000 Yeah, there was.

01:38:17.000 There was another dude.

01:38:18.000 There was another dude.

01:38:19.000 I don't know.

01:38:19.000 He didn't have another buddy with him?

01:38:20.000 Might be like one particular cartoon that maybe his brother showed up or something.

01:38:23.000 They went hunting together.

01:38:24.000 Maybe we were hunting together.

01:38:28.000 Fool's Gold and the Fake Elmer.

01:38:31.000 Maybe it's like the Bernstein Bears.

01:38:33.000 Yeah.

01:38:34.000 I saw that a long time ago.

01:38:35.000 Yeah, but that one freaked people out.

01:38:37.000 It's like it should have been a different name.

01:38:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:38:39.000 You dummies. 0.99

01:38:40.000 Or that Shazam movie where it wasn't. 0.76

01:38:42.000 Yeah, it didn't exist.

01:38:43.000 Yeah, it didn't exist.

01:38:44.000 What are those called when people like collective memories?

01:38:47.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:38:47.000 I forget what it's called.

01:38:48.000 Fake collective memories.

01:38:50.000 Those are super common.

01:38:52.000 Electronic coupling.

01:38:53.000 Blah!

01:38:55.000 Yeah, those are super common apparently.

01:38:57.000 The Mandela effect.

01:38:58.000 Yes, that's it.

01:38:59.000 That's right.

01:39:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:01.000 That's simulation shit. 1.00

01:39:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:03.000 So we were talking about this Elsagate thing. 1.00

01:39:06.000 Yes.

01:39:07.000 This is weird.

01:39:08.000 Now, this is not a conspiracy theory, ladies and gentlemen.

01:39:11.000 So before you go, oh, I can't believe this show.

01:39:13.000 It used to make sense.

01:39:14.000 You're a scientist, son.

01:39:15.000 Listen.

01:39:16.000 There's something going on where they're making these YouTube clips and They play like you know how if you watch if you watch a YouTube clip say on the brand new 2019 Corvette ZR1 like I'm a car freak I love watching those videos like wow Look how fast!

01:39:33.000 Look at it go!

01:39:34.000 What a beast!

01:39:35.000 And if you just let that play, YouTube will suggest another Corvette movie or video and play that, maybe a video on a shootout between a couple different types of cars, see what handles better, and then you'll just keep playing like car videos because it thinks you're on that loop.

01:39:51.000 Well, somewhere along the line, if you're on a kid's loop, you can get looped into one of these Elsagate videos.

01:39:57.000 Now, Some of them, like the one Brian's showing me is like really shitty CGI. Second life.

01:40:04.000 And it's like these cartoon characters get together and they become like sexualized and they drink sometimes and the babies keep getting their heads busted open.

01:40:16.000 Like the babies fall and the beer bottle flies through the air and hits the baby in the head and cuts the baby's head open and bloods all over the place.

01:40:22.000 And that one happens all the time. 0.97

01:40:25.000 It repeats itself over and over and over again, that same scene in a bunch of different weird cartoons with like babies and baby animals and, you know, there's anthropomorphization videos where it's like, you know, the wolf has a bunch of pigs with him and shit and the pigs get drunk, 0.99

01:40:41.000 like that kind of shit. 0.98

01:40:41.000 But there's like hundreds and hundreds of them. 0.98

01:40:46.000 YouTube had to be alerted to this stuff.

01:40:49.000 People were watching them with their kid and it would go on autoplay and your one year old is all of a sudden watching a beer bottle fly through the air and bash a baby on the head and cause a big gash.

01:41:00.000 Have you seen any of those?

01:41:01.000 Yeah, I just...

01:41:03.000 Because I used to watch the ones that, you know, the Second Life ones where it's just ridiculous.

01:41:07.000 Like, this stuff is crazy.

01:41:08.000 It's weird.

01:41:09.000 I didn't even know about this.

01:41:10.000 They dress up in these cartoons.

01:41:12.000 They have little babies that are dressed up like Spider-Man or like Elsa.

01:41:16.000 And, like, this scene keeps happening over and over again where they have beer. 0.99

01:41:20.000 They get fucked up. 0.97

01:41:22.000 And then as the baby falls, the beer bottle bounces off his head and shatters and lands on the ground and the baby's bleeding. 1.00

01:41:28.000 It happens over and over again.

01:41:30.000 And so in this one with the minions, the little baby minions, they fall, bam, gets cut in the head.

01:41:35.000 It's the same scene.

01:41:36.000 Here's the Mickey Mouse one. 1.00

01:41:38.000 Little babies get fucked up. 1.00

01:41:39.000 They fall. 1.00

01:41:41.000 Beer bottle hits the baby in the head.

01:41:43.000 There's another one with little foxes. 1.00

01:41:45.000 They get fucked up. 1.00

01:41:46.000 Beer bottle hits the kid in the head. 1.00

01:41:47.000 It's always the same shit. 1.00

01:41:49.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:41:50.000 It's not just stupid. 1.00

01:41:51.000 It's weird. 1.00

01:41:51.000 Yeah, it is weird. 1.00

01:41:52.000 It's weird because it's not just things happening.

01:41:56.000 It's the same violent scene over and over again.

01:41:58.000 And the babies are the ones that are getting brutalized in these. 0.99

01:42:01.000 They're getting hit in the head with beer bottles.

01:42:03.000 Giant gashes. 0.90

01:42:04.000 Blood.

01:42:04.000 Like, what is that?

01:42:06.000 Yeah, it's almost like the YouTube crap that used to be really popular where they would just edit things together real fast and end with like screaming. 0.99

01:42:16.000 What was that shit called? 0.98

01:42:18.000 Yeah, but that was user-created. 0.99

01:42:19.000 That was a bunch of people.

01:42:20.000 You could see those people doing that.

01:42:22.000 They just decided to try to talk real fast and cut out all the breaths in between it.

01:42:26.000 Right.

01:42:27.000 Slam it together like you have no attention span whatsoever.

01:42:29.000 Mm-hmm.

01:42:29.000 Now this stuff and what we're watching now, I feel like they're all using the same characters, right?

01:42:36.000 So it seems like to me it's from a message board.

01:42:38.000 It's like when we were back in the day on your message board and we would make all these videos and stuff like that.

01:42:44.000 It seems like it's from a group of people that all are doing it, you know, collectively.

01:42:49.000 To me, it seems like you'll find like a deep 4chan thread in it or something where like, oh, I did the baby falling video or something.

01:42:56.000 No, there's a bunch of different ones, man.

01:42:58.000 I mean, this was like with real people, but the ones that you were talking about with the...

01:43:05.000 The cartoon ones, they're being made in other countries.

01:43:07.000 Are they?

01:43:08.000 They're not speaking English in any of them.

01:43:09.000 It's all, like, noises and stuff.

01:43:11.000 And they're generating, like, if they're ad-friendly, and some of them were approved for ads, they're generating a tremendous amount of money.

01:43:18.000 Right. 0.99

01:43:19.000 You gotta think about how many hits these fucking things are getting. 0.99

01:43:21.000 And how many, like, see if you could pull up one and see how many millions of hits it had. 0.99

01:43:25.000 Okay.

01:43:26.000 I just pulled up, had 5 million hits.

01:43:27.000 5 million.

01:43:28.000 Okay?

01:43:29.000 So 5 million hits is the business.

01:43:31.000 Alright?

01:43:31.000 If you've got ads on a video for little kids that gets 5 million hits, that's a business.

01:43:35.000 Now, if you've got those things and they're generating them by computers, so you're making hundreds and hundreds of them, and you put them all over the internet, and they all have 5 million hits each, you're talking about a substantial amount of money that you're getting every month.

01:43:48.000 They're just making these things and then the real fucked up thing is like Apparently there's some again. 0.86

01:43:54.000 I just read the beginning of this and then never read any further into it but reddit had a thread apparently where these people were trying to decipher some of the things that are being said in the comments and they think that they're using the comments as like ways where child trafficking people can communicate with each other and This is like speculation, 0.63

01:44:14.000 which sounds like, wow, that seems far-fetched, but doesn't child trafficking sound far-fetched?

01:44:20.000 I mean, you know it's real, right?

01:44:21.000 Child trafficking sounds crazy far-fetched, like the idea that someone's so evil that they're selling children, right?

01:44:27.000 Doesn't it?

01:44:28.000 Hold on.

01:44:28.000 Doesn't it?

01:44:29.000 Yeah.

01:44:30.000 So if that is, then why wouldn't it be that they would communicate?

01:44:33.000 I mean, is it more far-fetched that they communicate in code in some sort of way in the comments?

01:44:38.000 Yeah, because they probably wouldn't do it on kid videos.

01:44:41.000 They'd probably do it on any video, like tractor videos or something.

01:44:46.000 Yeah, it could be.

01:44:47.000 Maybe they're not that smart. 0.99

01:44:48.000 That's why they're child molesters. 1.00

01:44:49.000 But also, these kids are not going to make comments.

01:44:55.000 So who's making comments on these videos?

01:44:58.000 To me, again, it seems like it's a group of people somewhere, and it's making these.

01:45:03.000 Now, the fact that YouTube's letting them sell it as kids, they need to change, YouTube needs to change how they have kid videos.

01:45:09.000 Kid videos should have a team of people, you get approved, then you become YouTube kids.

01:45:15.000 That's it.

01:45:15.000 You can't just upload anything and put the kid tag on it.

01:45:19.000 Is that what it is?

01:45:20.000 They all have the kid tag?

01:45:21.000 Is that how kids find out about it?

01:45:22.000 That seems irresponsible.

01:45:25.000 When you give your kid the iPad and you put it on YouTube Kids, that should be selected videos only, it's been approved by eyeballs, and so on.

01:45:34.000 I should not be able to make a kid video.

01:45:37.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:45:38.000 And definitely not be able to make a kid video where a kid gets hit in the head with a fucking bottle. 0.99

01:45:42.000 Right. 0.99

01:45:42.000 Now, if that shit was, like, just on a, like, once one of us did it, and we're like, I just made all these stupid videos of kids falling down on the ground, and it wasn't for kids, then you'd be like, that's just a stupid cartoon that you'd see on, like, Adult Swim or something like that at four in the morning. 0.99

01:45:56.000 Right. 0.99

01:45:57.000 And you could see something like that on Adult Swim at four in the morning, for sure.

01:46:00.000 Especially the ones that I watched.

01:46:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:02.000 Like, those stupid ones. 1.00

01:46:04.000 That could actually be like some sort of a, like something that, what's that called? 1.00

01:46:09.000 Where it's interspliced inside of a show where like a non sequitur video comes in.

01:46:13.000 Right.

01:46:14.000 What's that called? 0.99

01:46:16.000 It's like an Adult Swim cartoon where you're like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:46:18.000 A commercial. 0.99

01:46:20.000 Yeah, out of nowhere, that just gets stuck in there where the Mickey Mouse daddy is drinking with the babies.

01:46:26.000 The babies fall and gets hit in the head with a bottle. 1.00

01:46:27.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:46:29.000 And then you cut to some wolf that's telling you about the past of man. 1.00

01:46:32.000 That happens on Robot Chicken a lot.

01:46:33.000 Just a real quick 15-second thing.

01:46:35.000 And you're like, what was that?

01:46:36.000 What is the word?

01:46:37.000 Interstition?

01:46:37.000 What is that word?

01:46:38.000 I don't know.

01:46:39.000 I know you're talking about it.

01:46:41.000 Interstitial?

01:46:41.000 Is that it?

01:46:42.000 Interstellar?

01:46:42.000 I don't know.

01:46:44.000 Matthew McConaughey was in that too.

01:46:46.000 He was in the Dark Tower movie.

01:46:51.000 He was?

01:46:52.000 Yeah, he's the bad guy.

01:46:53.000 Matthew McConaughey is the bad guy.

01:46:55.000 All I could think of was...

01:46:59.000 Louis C.K.'s bit about Mad Mike and Louis C.K.'s bit about Matthew McConaughey.

01:47:05.000 Do you remember it?

01:47:06.000 And he's like, the law says you can't touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers out here.

01:47:14.000 And Louis does his impression.

01:47:15.000 He talks about how he loved the movie so much he was walking around his house saying that thing over and over and over again.

01:47:22.000 So when I was watching this movie, Matthew McConaughey's the bad guy, all I could think of is Louis C.K.'s bit.

01:47:28.000 Oh, that thing's a lot of lawbreakers out here. 1.00

01:47:30.000 Matthew McConaughey is a stripper. 0.81

01:47:34.000 That's hilarious. 0.78

01:47:36.000 That's all I could think of. 1.00

01:47:38.000 That fucking happens, man. 0.99

01:47:39.000 That happens where a good comic will do a bit about something and like, oh, that subject's ruined. 1.00

01:47:44.000 He's got me.

01:47:45.000 Every time I see Matthew McConaughey, I think there's a lot of lawbreakers out here.

01:47:55.000 HBO pulled all the Louis C.K. shit offline. 0.99

01:47:57.000 Did they really? 1.00

01:47:58.000 Yeah.

01:48:00.000 Like, okay.

01:48:01.000 That's a hard one.

01:48:02.000 That seems silly.

01:48:03.000 It's still funny comedy. 0.98

01:48:05.000 He wasn't jerking off in front of anybody when he did the comedy.

01:48:08.000 You can't invalidate everything everybody's ever done if they did something bad.

01:48:13.000 It's not good that he did it, but...

01:48:15.000 It's kind of fucked up that they did that even though he, you know, the situation of him asking permission and him admitting it and coming out and apologizing. 0.61

01:48:25.000 But yet then there's that Masterson Scientologist guy that all his shows are on there and there's like four people. 0.96

01:48:31.000 I don't know if that's real though.

01:48:31.000 Do you think that that's real?

01:48:32.000 Those stories are real?

01:48:33.000 I think a lot of them are real.

01:48:34.000 Yeah.

01:48:35.000 I really do.

01:48:36.000 Why haven't they done something if that story's real?

01:48:39.000 It seems like that one would be something that would get a lot of attention.

01:48:42.000 Scientology.

01:48:46.000 Something happened yesterday in the, I guess, sports world, in the Ohio State world, too.

01:48:51.000 So the defensive coordinator, who used to be an NFL coach, was rumored earlier yesterday afternoon, or I think maybe even Saturday, that he was going to be hired as the new head coach for Tennessee's football team.

01:49:02.000 They were going to make the announcement yesterday evening, I believe.

01:49:06.000 But at some point after the agreement had been signed, it hit the media in Tennessee, and there was protests in front of the stadium.

01:49:13.000 All of their fans and alumni were pissed that this was going to happen.

01:49:16.000 Someone outed that he was on the Penn State team.

01:49:20.000 He was one of the assistants to Jerry Sandusky.

01:49:23.000 So the tying to that, although he's already been vetted by Ohio State, he's already the coach there, and Urban Meyer's team has vetted him and backed him and all that.

01:49:35.000 So, before the night was over, they already canceled his contract.

01:49:39.000 Whoa.

01:49:39.000 And now he's, I think, even going to sue them for money that he was supposedly going to be owed because he probably, he could have already got rid of his house like in that day because he was going to have to leave, you know.

01:49:47.000 So, all sorts of things happened and just, it was like literally 24 hours or less.

01:49:51.000 How close did he work with Jerry Sandusky?

01:49:53.000 I don't know because he was an assistant of like, he was younger.

01:49:56.000 There's other, there's a couple other coaches on there that have claimed to not know anything too, I believe.

01:50:00.000 Man, I would...

01:50:11.000 I think you need a real investigation before you commit to something like that.

01:50:20.000 I don't know the case.

01:50:23.000 He might have not known.

01:50:25.000 It's possible that he didn't know.

01:50:27.000 But if you didn't know, don't you think there would be like a story?

01:50:30.000 You'd hear something.

01:50:31.000 Meltdown over potential hiring of Greg Sciano is a bad look for Tennessee program.

01:50:37.000 Hmm.

01:50:38.000 It's a bad look.

01:50:40.000 Hmm. 0.99

01:50:41.000 See, I don't know what the fuck is going on. 1.00

01:50:43.000 If you knew that this guy knew, then you would have this feeling like, hey, fuck that guy. 1.00

01:50:48.000 But if you knew that he didn't know, you'd be furious. 0.99

01:50:52.000 You'd be like, no, you're labeling an innocent man And saying he's a bad person.

01:50:57.000 There needs to be an investigation.

01:50:58.000 And if there has been an investigation, you've got to accept the results, otherwise you're on a witch hunt.

01:51:03.000 You've got to figure out what's really happened.

01:51:05.000 I don't know.

01:51:06.000 See, I don't know the particulars.

01:51:07.000 But if you know the particulars, you know, and you've got to make a case for it.

01:51:13.000 It's like, look at Al Franklin.

01:51:15.000 That little picture of him acting like he's grabbing that girl's boobs, and then you see all the stuff that comes out about her after, where it's like, oh, she was groping all these people the whole time.

01:51:27.000 What?

01:51:27.000 Leigh Antwee didn't?

01:51:28.000 No.

01:51:29.000 This could have been fake news.

01:51:31.000 No, dude, I didn't see any of that.

01:51:32.000 There's a video of it.

01:51:33.000 He apologized for what he did, though.

01:51:35.000 Like, I mean, what he was doing was trying to be funny.

01:51:37.000 He tried to be funny, taking a picture.

01:51:39.000 And he wasn't even a...

01:51:39.000 He was a comedian back then.

01:51:41.000 He wasn't even a state representative.

01:51:44.000 But either way, it's like, you don't do that.

01:51:46.000 That could be your mom. 0.97

01:51:47.000 That could be your sister. 0.69

01:51:48.000 She's out cold.

01:51:49.000 It's not like it's your girlfriend.

01:51:50.000 You're joking around.

01:51:51.000 It's one thing it was your girlfriend. 0.99

01:51:52.000 If your girlfriend's out and you take a picture, like, and you'd be silly. 0.97

01:51:55.000 Right. 0.70

01:51:56.000 She loves you.

01:51:57.000 That's your girlfriend. 1.00

01:51:58.000 She knows it's a joke. 1.00

01:51:59.000 It's like if she takes a picture, like, sitting next to your dick while you're unconscious, she goes like this. 1.00

01:52:04.000 You wouldn't be upset. 1.00

01:52:05.000 Right?

01:52:05.000 Right.

01:52:07.000 But she wasn't his girlfriend.

01:52:10.000 She was working.

01:52:11.000 He was working.

01:52:12.000 They were always doing this charity tour.

01:52:13.000 And she said that he tried to kiss her.

01:52:15.000 It was more than one thing.

01:52:18.000 So he apologized for that. 0.99

01:52:20.000 And then there was the other women that were saying that he grabbed their butt. 1.00

01:52:24.000 Which old dudes do. 1.00

01:52:25.000 He said that was just like, you know, when you're taking photos, and he said, the one girl said, like, he put his hand on my butt. 0.66

01:52:31.000 I mean, when you're taking a photo, you just put your arm around somebody. 0.99

01:52:34.000 Maybe it touches your butt. 0.99

01:52:35.000 Could be. 1.00

01:52:36.000 Could be. 0.93

01:52:36.000 Old dudes like to grab butts, too, though. 0.93

01:52:38.000 It's an old dude thing. 0.97

01:52:39.000 George Bush.

01:52:40.000 George Bush. 1.00

01:52:40.000 I was just going to say, George W. Bush likes to take pictures of people, and as they go to take the picture, he squeezes their ass. 1.00

01:52:46.000 But that might be like some old Texas man thing. 0.99

01:52:48.000 It is.

01:52:49.000 It's a whole joke.

01:52:50.000 Plus, he's almost dead. 0.91

01:52:52.000 Leave him alone.

01:52:53.000 Like, people have to realize he's the longest living president ever at this point.

01:52:57.000 He's the oldest one.

01:52:58.000 Yeah.

01:52:59.000 Is Jim Carter still old?

01:53:01.000 No, no, no.

01:53:02.000 He's not as old.

01:53:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:53:04.000 Herbert Walker Bush is older than Carter.

01:53:06.000 Isn't that weird?

01:53:06.000 I think right now he's the oldest surviving president is what they say.

01:53:10.000 But Carter is the longest to go that he was president.

01:53:15.000 Yeah, man, he's almost dead. 1.00

01:53:17.000 Like, he's gonna grab asses. 0.99

01:53:18.000 He's going for it. 1.00

01:53:19.000 And see, that's what's also ridiculous. 0.98

01:53:22.000 Look, if you became, like, a president or something like that, and then you went through all the photos you've ever taken with fans after a show or at shows and stuff like that, you could take any of those photos and be like, oh my god, look, he's making a blowjob face to a woman that's under the age of 17 or something. 0.98

01:53:37.000 Yeah. 0.70

01:53:37.000 If you freeze everything, you know. 0.70

01:53:40.000 People take so many pictures.

01:53:41.000 They're taking pictures when you're not looking and your mouth's open.

01:53:43.000 Right. 0.99

01:53:45.000 But it's like, I think that those old dudes just grabbed asses. 1.00

01:53:50.000 I think that's what's coming out. 0.99

01:53:53.000 They just thought it was a thing they'd get away with. 0.99

01:53:55.000 They grabbed asses when they took pictures. 1.00

01:53:58.000 They probably grabbed yours, too. 0.99

01:53:59.000 Just to get the look in your face like...

01:54:01.000 Oh, totally.

01:54:02.000 It's probably a joke. 0.96

01:54:03.000 Sports, I don't think anyone really slaps butts anymore. 1.00

01:54:05.000 It used to be a thing all the time. 0.98

01:54:06.000 You'd slap butts. 0.97

01:54:07.000 Occasionally, they'd slap butts. 1.00

01:54:08.000 There was a video that Morgan Murphy posted, and it looks like, I think it's on her Instagram, and it looks like some dude comes from behind, a referee, and smacks his buddy in the ass. 0.99

01:54:17.000 And the guy goes, yeah! 0.99

01:54:19.000 See if you can find it.

01:54:20.000 It's on Morgan Murphy's Instagram from, I think, yesterday. 1.00

01:54:24.000 I think soccer players constantly do crazy shit, like grabbing each other's dicks and shit. 1.00

01:54:28.000 Whoa, how dare you. 1.00

01:54:29.000 It happens in football, but that's like in a scrum and not like a friendly, cheering kind of way.

01:54:34.000 Right, right, right.

01:54:34.000 But this is two referees.

01:54:36.000 This video is a referee doing it to another referee.

01:54:38.000 It's hot.

01:54:40.000 This is...

01:54:41.000 Here, watch this.

01:54:42.000 So this guy...

01:54:43.000 Off signs.

01:54:45.000 They talk to each other.

01:54:47.000 And watch, the guy comes by and...

01:54:48.000 Oh, there's a flag in the face.

01:54:50.000 Oh, he took a flag in the face. 0.99

01:54:51.000 I thought he got his butt pinched. 0.99

01:54:54.000 I know. 1.00

01:54:54.000 Damn. 1.00

01:54:55.000 That's another thing. 1.00

01:54:56.000 Barely paying attention.

01:54:57.000 That's me. 0.57

01:54:58.000 Hoping that it was a butt pinch.

01:55:00.000 And that's why he freaked out.

01:55:02.000 That's another video.

01:55:03.000 That's how I look at things.

01:55:05.000 I'm like, just show me any reason why this is more exciting than it really is.

01:55:10.000 Just seeing a guy get hit in the face with a flag, my brain was like, not good enough.

01:55:15.000 Not good enough.

01:55:17.000 I've been drunk for five days.

01:55:19.000 You have?

01:55:19.000 Yeah, I did vacation.

01:55:21.000 And just got hammered every night.

01:55:24.000 It was wonderful.

01:55:24.000 Wine drunk?

01:55:25.000 Yeah, wine.

01:55:27.000 Wine just puts you out, man. 0.98

01:55:29.000 Like, I don't know how the fuck the barbarians invaded countries on wine. 0.99

01:55:33.000 It just seems like they would have no ambition. 0.98

01:55:35.000 Like, wine just makes you so tired.

01:55:37.000 We're lucky they didn't know about, like, whiskey.

01:55:40.000 Imagine if the barbarians had whiskey instead of wine. 0.99

01:55:43.000 It would have been way bloodier.

01:55:46.000 I haven't done wine in a while.

01:55:48.000 It gives you a really bad morning, I think.

01:55:52.000 Yeah, there's something going on, right, where you get like a weird headache sometimes.

01:55:56.000 I've talked to people about that.

01:55:58.000 I never got a satisfactory explanation that I wind up remembering.

01:56:02.000 Yeah, I bet that's it.

01:56:03.000 I bet it's like eating a lot of cake.

01:56:07.000 You eat a lot of cake, man. 0.99

01:56:08.000 You get that fucking feeling the next day like, what did I do? 1.00

01:56:13.000 I didn't watch anything I ate all week. 1.00

01:56:15.000 Ate whatever the fuck I wanted to eat. 0.97

01:56:16.000 That's my go-to vacation move now. 0.99

01:56:18.000 Yeah.

01:56:19.000 Yeah, because then you come back, you feel so bad that you want to get back on a diet and be real cautious.

01:56:26.000 That's why I'm going to do this.

01:56:27.000 No wheat.

01:56:29.000 No pasta.

01:56:30.000 No sugar.

01:56:32.000 Workout five days a week.

01:56:34.000 Two drinks a week.

01:56:34.000 That's it.

01:56:35.000 I've been trying to eat steak a lot.

01:56:37.000 Just steak.

01:56:38.000 Like steak kebabs.

01:56:40.000 Those aren't my thing.

01:56:41.000 Dude, watch this wheat documentary.

01:56:42.000 You'll throw pizza away forever.

01:56:44.000 No more sandwiches.

01:56:46.000 No more burgers.

01:56:47.000 I can't wait for the meat doctor to come on soon, right?

01:56:49.000 Yeah, the meat doctor.

01:56:50.000 I don't know a better way to describe him.

01:56:51.000 Yeah, the carnivore.

01:56:52.000 He's a full carnivore.

01:56:54.000 That's all he does is eat meat.

01:56:55.000 He thinks he's been this crazy proponent of meat-eating only.

01:57:00.000 That has to be bad for something, right?

01:57:03.000 Cholesterol or something.

01:57:05.000 It seems like it would be. 0.96

01:57:07.000 He's super fucking healthy, though. 0.93

01:57:09.000 I just, I don't know. 0.93

01:57:10.000 I mean, I think one thing is, like, I would think you would need some nutrients from vegetables, right?

01:57:16.000 And there's some things you can only get from vegetables.

01:57:19.000 But then, are you getting any of that from meat?

01:57:21.000 Because they eat vegetables.

01:57:22.000 Like, that's the idea.

01:57:23.000 It's like, lions don't really eat a lot of salads. 0.98

01:57:26.000 They just fuck up zebras. 1.00

01:57:28.000 You know? 0.99

01:57:29.000 And zebras, they do plenty of salad-eating for the lion, and the lions are good.

01:57:33.000 You know, they don't really have to eat it on their own.

01:57:36.000 If that blueberry affects the bear meat so much that it changes the shape and color and taste of it, then it...

01:57:42.000 Not all about shape, I didn't mean that, but, like, that definitely...

01:57:45.000 Yeah, it changes the color and the taste of the meat.

01:57:48.000 It would only make sense that you're getting something from the grass when you eat a steak, which is why grass-fed steak is better for you, like proven for you, than corn-fed steak, because corn is basically sugar. 0.98

01:58:00.000 I mean, it's not good when you shit and you see, hey, that's not even digested. 0.99

01:58:06.000 The reason why you see corn in your shit, because your body's like, what am I doing with this? 1.00

01:58:12.000 This guy's eating plastic. 1.00

01:58:13.000 Just spit this out.

01:58:15.000 That's such a weird thing. 1.00

01:58:16.000 Your asshole's just like, get it out! 1.00

01:58:18.000 Get it out! 1.00

01:58:18.000 We're not going to try to process it. 1.00

01:58:20.000 We're not going to break it down.

01:58:21.000 Did I tell you a long time ago, I think I already told you this, but back in the day when, like, Hands Across America and all that shit, we were supposed to write in school, like, how do we help starvation and stuff like that, if we have any ideas.

01:58:32.000 And I wrote about how we should feed everyone corn and then they could wash it off the next day and eat it, like, a few more times.

01:58:38.000 And I got in trouble for that.

01:58:39.000 Like, my mom had to, like... 0.99

01:58:41.000 Your brain has always been gross. 0.58

01:58:43.000 My mom's like had to get called in and stuff like that because of that and I was thinking like well you could eat it twice like that's like makes sense to me like it's untouched. 1.00

01:58:53.000 Well, do you know that some Native Americans used to call it a second harvest and they used to eat their own shit? 0.98

01:58:57.000 Really? 0.99

01:58:58.000 Yeah.

01:58:59.000 Yeah, I read that somewhere.

01:59:01.000 I think they cooked it or something.

01:59:02.000 They call it Second Harvest. 1.00

01:59:04.000 I mean, you gotta be hungry as fuck. 0.99

01:59:06.000 Oh, by the way, the person who told me this might have been crazy. 0.99

01:59:10.000 Might have made this up.

01:59:11.000 I'll remember who it was.

01:59:12.000 I'm trying to remember.

01:59:13.000 Oh, okay.

01:59:14.000 It was one of the wardrobe ladies on news and radio. 0.99

01:59:17.000 She told me that.

01:59:18.000 I was like, what?

01:59:19.000 She seemed pretty cool, so I just listened to her.

01:59:21.000 And back then, you couldn't really look anything up.

01:59:24.000 Is it true?

01:59:25.000 Confirmed by Urban Dictionary, but...

01:59:28.000 Urban Dictionary.

01:59:29.000 Urban Dictionary is hashtag woke.

01:59:31.000 What?

01:59:32.000 Top definition.

01:59:34.000 Hashtag woke.

01:59:35.000 Anyone could add to Urban Dictionary, though.

01:59:38.000 That doesn't mean it's real.

01:59:39.000 A method developed by Native Americans to conserve as much food as possible during deadly winters.

01:59:44.000 The act involved sifting through feces for chunks of corn and nuts.

01:59:52.000 Sleeping wolf, my little bear, your poo is rich with the second harvest.

01:59:56.000 Oh, that's not real.

01:59:57.000 Little bear, yeah. 0.98

01:59:59.000 This is some furry porn. 0.99

02:00:01.000 This is furry porn. 0.99

02:00:03.000 By the way, I'm connected now to a group of alt-right furries. 0.97

02:00:08.000 I am investigating.

02:00:10.000 I'm a journalist.

02:00:11.000 I told you earlier today.

02:00:13.000 And I'm investigating alt-right furries. 0.97

02:00:16.000 Because white people who go crazy, who are very reactionary and quick to jump the gun and call everybody a racist, wrote this article about... 0.99

02:00:28.000 I don't know if it was a white person who wrote it. 0.99

02:00:31.000 I just assumed.

02:00:32.000 Probably wasn't.

02:00:33.000 About these Nazi... 0.88

02:00:37.000 Furries.

02:00:38.000 Like, neo-Nazi furries.

02:00:40.000 The obscure subculture of furries has a problem with neo-Nazis. 0.98

02:00:44.000 I mean, any groups of sexual abuse is a lot of Nazis. 1.00

02:00:50.000 I mean, cut the fucking shit, please. 1.00

02:00:53.000 Just please cut the shit. 1.00

02:00:55.000 Please, please. 1.00

02:00:55.000 I can't. 1.00

02:00:56.000 I can't keep going.

02:00:57.000 I can't.

02:00:58.000 I can't keep going.

02:00:59.000 It's just too crazy. 0.93

02:01:01.000 Every day it's more and more fucking weird. 0.81

02:01:05.000 This stuff I get, and I think this is the same people that watch those YouTube videos or make the YouTube videos. 0.95

02:01:11.000 I think the people who make the YouTube videos, dude, I think it's just like they're in Asia or somewhere like that, and they have a script, and they just keep doing the script over and over, and we're looking for hidden messages in the script. 0.90

02:01:21.000 I think the script's probably just fucked up. 0.98

02:01:23.000 They think it's fucked up to have a cartoon character hit himself in the head with a bottle. 0.99

02:01:27.000 And I think you're probably right. 0.99

02:01:28.000 Like, maybe these fucking child predators, maybe they communicate on all sorts of different websites. 0.98

02:01:33.000 Maybe they just decide, like, hey, let's meet on this tire forum, and we'll just say things in code, and a tire means this. 1.00

02:01:40.000 I mean, wasn't that always the shit with Pizzagate? 0.95

02:01:42.000 Like, they thought that they were talking in code? 0.99

02:01:44.000 Like, all the conspiracy theorists thought that a slice of pizza meant, like, a kid, and...

02:01:48.000 The YouTube one, I mean, them being so many of them sort of says that there's money in it.

02:01:53.000 They've tapped into an algorithm and they're just beating it to death.

02:01:56.000 Yeah, and they just have the same script.

02:01:58.000 And they just do it with a computer.

02:01:59.000 Change one little thing.

02:02:00.000 Yeah, a little thing here and there.

02:02:01.000 And that's what I think it is. 0.99

02:02:02.000 I think it's not as nefarious as everybody likes to think, but it's really fucking weird to keep seeing the same video playing out over and over again when the bottle flies through the hair and the baby gets hit in the fucking head. 0.99

02:02:13.000 It's YouTube poop. 0.97

02:02:14.000 So I think the acting videos are a little weirder when it's people doing it where you can't just have a computer make it. 1.00

02:02:20.000 Dude, people are goddamn nuts. 1.00

02:02:22.000 They're nuts and they're out there. 1.00

02:02:24.000 I like Frieza. 1.00

02:02:25.000 I get that.

02:02:26.000 I have a bunch of outfits that I make videos with and stuff, and that's pretty much what that is.

02:02:31.000 That's just like cross-play, like any kind of role-play.

02:02:34.000 Yeah, they're having fun.

02:02:35.000 Yeah, they're having fun.

02:02:36.000 They don't feel like normies, right?

02:02:38.000 Is that right? 0.96

02:02:39.000 Yeah, and I'm sure having sex like that, that's probably fun. 0.99

02:02:43.000 That's kinky. 0.98

02:02:44.000 Like, hey, you're dressed up as My Pretty Pony, and I'm Spider-Man.

02:02:47.000 Yeah, yep.

02:02:49.000 That's probably a lot of that.

02:02:50.000 A lot of dude-on-dude crime.

02:02:52.000 Look at that.

02:02:53.000 While they're wearing these hats. 0.99

02:02:56.000 I mean, they're wearing fucking weird animal hats, and they're boning each other. 0.99

02:03:01.000 They're outfits. 0.99

02:03:02.000 But hey, why not, man?

02:03:03.000 But you know why?

02:03:04.000 Because this is crazy.

02:03:05.000 So why not?

02:03:07.000 Why to do it?

02:03:08.000 Why not do it? 1.00

02:03:09.000 You're dressed like a fox and you're fucking each other and the fox is fucking the chicken? 1.00

02:03:13.000 Why not? 1.00

02:03:15.000 Really, why not?

02:03:16.000 I don't know why not.

02:03:17.000 I can't tell you why not. 1.00

02:03:18.000 Why is it okay that people wear crazy fake eyelashes and extensions in their hair and they pump fat into their ass and put silicone bags in their tits? 1.00

02:03:29.000 Why is that okay, but it's not okay to dress like a big chicken and get fucked by a big rooster? 1.00

02:03:34.000 Why not? 0.99

02:03:36.000 Why can't you pretend to be like a fox in the hen house?

02:03:39.000 Why not?

02:03:41.000 As long as everybody agrees.

02:03:42.000 Do you agree to be the fox?

02:03:44.000 Okay, cool.

02:03:45.000 I'm a hound dog.

02:03:46.000 I'm going to be the bulldog mascot, the big bulldog head, and we're going to bone.

02:03:50.000 They're going to make some rendezvous. 1.00

02:03:53.000 Why the fuck not? 0.99

02:03:54.000 Why not? 0.99

02:03:55.000 Yeah, I'm down for that.

02:03:57.000 They should do whatever they want.

02:03:58.000 I mean, I dress my girl up as a schoolgirl, you know, because she's Asian. 0.99

02:04:01.000 There you go.

02:04:02.000 Why not?

02:04:03.000 Dress her up like an anime schoolgirl. 0.98

02:04:05.000 Give her a big fake head. 1.00

02:04:06.000 Where would it be to bone her with a big fake head on? 1.00

02:04:09.000 Big anime eyes, looking at you kind of crazy with fake ponytails. 0.96

02:04:14.000 I got her some tentacles the other day. 0.93

02:04:17.000 Wow.

02:04:18.000 Tentacle butt club.

02:04:19.000 Yeah, that's the weird thing. 0.99

02:04:19.000 It's like tentacle porn. 0.99

02:04:21.000 How did that ever take off?

02:04:22.000 Remember, that was the thing.

02:04:23.000 When we first found out about tentacle porn, I remember collectively the internet was like, what?

02:04:28.000 Wait a minute.

02:04:28.000 How much of this stuff is existing?

02:04:30.000 How much is out there? 0.98

02:04:32.000 What the fuck is going on, Japan? 1.00

02:04:33.000 Technical porn was a loophole. 1.00

02:04:36.000 For bestiality or for porn? 0.99

02:04:37.000 For insertion. 0.99

02:04:38.000 Because you can't show insertion.

02:04:43.000 See, like, energy finds a way.

02:04:46.000 It finds the weakest link and it makes its way through.

02:04:50.000 You can't suppress it.

02:04:51.000 That's why, like, you see with Catholic priests, that's why you're seeing this.

02:04:56.000 You can't show penetration, huh? 0.77

02:04:58.000 Huh?

02:04:59.000 Okay. 1.00

02:05:00.000 How about Krakens with a dick on the end of every octopus arm and they're banging eight different schoolgirls? 1.00

02:05:09.000 How about that? 1.00

02:05:10.000 Good?

02:05:10.000 Cool.

02:05:11.000 Here's the magazine.

02:05:12.000 Thanks.

02:05:14.000 They're all schoolgirls. 0.97

02:05:16.000 Japan is so weird, man. 1.00

02:05:17.000 Yeah, like big veiny dicks that are like ripping their lower jaw out, but it's just coming out of an octopus. 1.00

02:05:23.000 So it's okay. 0.99

02:05:25.000 Have you seen their game show called Slippery Stairs?

02:05:28.000 Yes, I tweeted it.

02:05:29.000 I tweeted it the other day.

02:05:30.000 It's the best show.

02:05:31.000 It's a great show.

02:05:32.000 I wonder what the cheating would be.

02:05:35.000 How would you cheat at Slippery Stairs?

02:05:37.000 Seems like someone in America would figure out a way to buck the system, right?

02:05:40.000 I would say it would have something to do with pulling the other guys down.

02:05:44.000 Right.

02:05:44.000 I don't think you can touch them, though.

02:05:47.000 I don't think so.

02:05:48.000 Can you?

02:05:49.000 Yeah, I think you can.

02:05:50.000 Because if you did, people would just get ahead and you would never let anybody get close to you.

02:05:54.000 But I think the problem is, for people listening, it's... 0.99

02:05:57.000 Oh, this dude's kicking ass! 1.00

02:05:57.000 Oh, he fucked up! 1.00

02:05:59.000 Oh, he fucked up! 1.00

02:06:00.000 Oh my god, he was there! 1.00

02:06:02.000 Oh my god, he was there.

02:06:03.000 He took everybody out like a bowling ball.

02:06:04.000 This is amazing.

02:06:06.000 It's amazing.

02:06:06.000 And then the other guy went down, too.

02:06:08.000 The guy who was ahead of them, he got cocky.

02:06:10.000 And he fell all the way back.

02:06:11.000 Yeah, this is a great show.

02:06:12.000 That looks fun.

02:06:13.000 Looks like a, they should call it, like, Tooth Chipper or something like that.

02:06:16.000 Who would be a good host of this?

02:06:18.000 You! 0.99

02:06:18.000 No, I'm too busy. 0.99

02:06:20.000 Let's get somebody else. 0.58

02:06:21.000 Who would be a good host? 0.77

02:06:22.000 Tony Hancecliffe would be a good host.

02:06:23.000 Hey guys, get up this dance.

02:06:25.000 Maybe not.

02:06:25.000 Alright, who else?

02:06:28.000 I would love a Japanese game show, because that's just one.

02:06:32.000 Bobby Lee would be perfect for it.

02:06:34.000 Yeah, and Koreans and Japanese people don't get along, so it would be even better. 1.00

02:06:37.000 Yeah, that's great.

02:06:39.000 There'd be people mad at him.

02:06:40.000 Did you know that?

02:06:42.000 Koreans and Japanese people have a sordid history. 1.00

02:06:44.000 Oh yeah, absolutely.

02:06:46.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, there's speed skating down a slope.

02:06:50.000 Oh my God, this is insane.

02:06:52.000 I saw there's the two other sports and this was one of them and that slippery stairs thing came out.

02:06:56.000 Is this new?

02:06:57.000 This isn't very, very new.

02:06:59.000 This is from 2013. It's like a Red Bull sport.

02:07:01.000 This is insane.

02:07:02.000 Oh my god.

02:07:03.000 Oh my god, these guys are going so high.

02:07:06.000 It looks awesome.

02:07:06.000 This is incredible.

02:07:07.000 People are hanging over the edge.

02:07:08.000 I hope people don't smack them.

02:07:09.000 What's this called?

02:07:10.000 Ice Lazoine?

02:07:12.000 Crashed ice, I think is what it's called.

02:07:14.000 But it's like speed hockey.

02:07:16.000 This is insane.

02:07:18.000 It's like a downhill hockey speed cross X type.

02:07:22.000 I don't know.

02:07:22.000 It's a real weird event.

02:07:24.000 Just a matter of time before somebody figures something like this out, right?

02:07:26.000 Yeah.

02:07:27.000 Like, eventually people just make things crazier and crazier.

02:07:29.000 Like, this is way better than, like, a lot of shows.

02:07:32.000 Like, just look at this right now.

02:07:34.000 Just the intensity of this race, and now compare this to golf.

02:07:39.000 Right?

02:07:40.000 If you watch golf on TV, this is riveting.

02:07:43.000 Like, this is way more riveting than people racing cars, isn't it?

02:07:47.000 People stop playing football.

02:07:48.000 They're gonna want to do something crazy. 1.00

02:07:49.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

02:07:49.000 This might be it! 1.00

02:07:50.000 Roller derby, downhill, pretty much.

02:07:53.000 But this is an agility thing.

02:07:55.000 You know, like Wayne Gretzky was not a big guy, but he had incredible agility on the ice.

02:08:00.000 You would have to be one of those badass hockey players.

02:08:03.000 Like Bieber?

02:08:04.000 Is Bieber a hockey player?

02:08:05.000 Oh yeah.

02:08:06.000 Justin Bieber?

02:08:06.000 Yeah.

02:08:07.000 Imagine if he became like the top dog in this stuff.

02:08:10.000 People are so mad at him.

02:08:12.000 You little punk, you can't be good at this too. 1.00

02:08:14.000 Piece of shit. 1.00

02:08:15.000 He's also a boxer. 1.00

02:08:16.000 Stealing our thunder.

02:08:17.000 He's also boxing and nice.

02:08:19.000 Somebody needs to talk to him about the amount of tattoos.

02:08:21.000 I'll be the guy.

02:08:22.000 Hey! 0.99

02:08:22.000 Stop! 0.99

02:08:24.000 Stop.

02:08:24.000 What'd you do to your stomach?

02:08:25.000 Cover yourself up with tattoos.

02:08:27.000 Settle.

02:08:27.000 Bro, you're young.

02:08:28.000 I get it. 0.96

02:08:29.000 You're going crazy.

02:08:30.000 Got all the money in the world.

02:08:31.000 You're ballin'. 1.00

02:08:33.000 Banging bitches left and right. 1.00

02:08:34.000 I get it, son. 0.99

02:08:35.000 Just slow down.

02:08:36.000 Your tattoos on your chest don't make sense.

02:08:39.000 Oh, is that a Lesnar?

02:08:41.000 Does he have a Lesnar?

02:08:42.000 What is that?

02:08:42.000 Oh, and that's a cross.

02:08:43.000 What are those things in the bottom?

02:08:45.000 Is that a ship?

02:08:46.000 What is that?

02:08:48.000 Lion, a bear...

02:08:50.000 A big eagle.

02:08:51.000 That's an eagle?

02:08:51.000 Yeah, right here's an eagle.

02:08:52.000 Okay, what are those things above it?

02:08:54.000 A guy.

02:08:55.000 There's so much chaos going on there. 0.98

02:08:57.000 What's up with the nipple?

02:08:59.000 Lines.

02:08:59.000 One of the things, if you talk to tattoo artists, like, they want to make sure that, like, designs stand out.

02:09:04.000 You know?

02:09:05.000 Like, The Rock's tattoo, right?

02:09:07.000 Nico Hurtado's tattoo, The Rock's arm.

02:09:10.000 See how that stood out?

02:09:12.000 Like, it popped, right?

02:09:14.000 That's because Nico's a master.

02:09:16.000 Not that this guy isn't.

02:09:17.000 He's covering that up, I think.

02:09:18.000 Whatever.

02:09:18.000 He had something written.

02:09:19.000 Oh! 0.60

02:09:20.000 Oh, he had something written.

02:09:21.000 Well, hey, bro. 1.00

02:09:22.000 Get that shit lasered. 1.00

02:09:23.000 That's a lot of lasers. 1.00

02:09:25.000 Just suck it up.

02:09:27.000 Be a man.

02:09:29.000 Just slide it like this.

02:09:31.000 Pretend that laser's making you more powerful.

02:09:36.000 That's how you gotta think.

02:09:37.000 You gotta think.

02:09:38.000 With this pain, I grow.

02:09:40.000 With each one, I become stronger.

02:09:43.000 Yeah, you don't...

02:09:45.000 Write over writing.

02:09:47.000 When you can erase it.

02:09:48.000 Everybody knows that.

02:09:49.000 Yeah, why would you ever try that?

02:09:51.000 Don't do that.

02:09:52.000 Don't do that.

02:09:53.000 Burn it off, at least.

02:09:54.000 There's a way around what you're doing.

02:09:56.000 Okay?

02:09:58.000 There's a way around it.

02:09:58.000 There's people that get those...

02:10:00.000 What is this?

02:10:01.000 Branding.

02:10:02.000 Branding? 0.98

02:10:02.000 That's disgusting. 0.98

02:10:04.000 Open St. Pru has that.

02:10:06.000 He's a top UFC light heavyweight.

02:10:08.000 He's got one of the fraternity things on his arm.

02:10:12.000 He's a football player in Tennessee.

02:10:13.000 Yeah.

02:10:14.000 Yeah.

02:10:15.000 He does that thing too when he wins sometimes.

02:10:16.000 He makes the, what is it, the U? It's the third thing.

02:10:20.000 I forget what it was.

02:10:21.000 A lot of North Carolina basketball players used to do it.

02:10:23.000 I think Michael Jordan's also in that fret. 1.00

02:10:25.000 Fraternity shit. 1.00

02:10:26.000 They banned all fraternities in Ohio State the other day. 1.00

02:10:29.000 Too much rape? 1.00

02:10:30.000 Yeah. 0.85

02:10:30.000 Something happened. 0.85

02:10:31.000 They're all shut down there.

02:10:33.000 That's crazy.

02:10:34.000 All the hazing or something was going on.

02:10:35.000 Probably that.

02:10:36.000 They should never have fraternities anyways. 0.99

02:10:40.000 Well, you're guaranteeing some crazy shit's gonna go down. 0.95

02:10:43.000 It's like, you're just gonna, you're gonna have to have some sort of an agreement. 0.99

02:10:45.000 Like, how much crazy shit are you gonna allow? 0.98

02:10:47.000 Because if you're gonna let a bunch of dudes who are just starting to have boners all live together in a house, they have a house. 1.00

02:10:53.000 Like, they let girls in? 0.98

02:10:54.000 Can they let girls in? 0.99

02:10:55.000 They're gonna open the door.

02:10:56.000 Girls can come in. 0.99

02:10:56.000 Can they drink? 0.99

02:10:57.000 They can!

02:10:57.000 Okay.

02:10:58.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99

02:10:59.000 You've got a bunch of people that are dudes shacked up with other dudes. 1.00

02:11:03.000 Smelling each other's butts. 1.00

02:11:05.000 Getting crazy together, all fucking drinking. 1.00

02:11:08.000 Watching movies of every bachelor party, every fucking fraternity movie ever. 1.00

02:11:14.000 Where you get a group of guys together. 1.00

02:11:16.000 Every fucking... 0.99

02:11:17.000 What is the... 0.99

02:11:20.000 The Hangover.

02:11:21.000 The Hangover is another example.

02:11:22.000 Every time you get a bunch of guys together. 0.99

02:11:24.000 Fucking chaos. 0.99

02:11:25.000 Chaos. 1.00

02:11:26.000 Every single movie.

02:11:27.000 You get ten guys together, they go somewhere.

02:11:29.000 It's out of control.

02:11:30.000 People getting punched.

02:11:31.000 Someone gets shot.

02:11:32.000 Always.

02:11:33.000 So imagine you're letting these 18-year-olds Who doesn't even know how to control their bodies yet?

02:11:38.000 You're barely in a...

02:11:39.000 You can't even believe you can think for yourself.

02:11:41.000 You can decide when to wake up.

02:11:42.000 Your parents aren't there with you anymore. 0.98

02:11:44.000 Finally, your dad is not fucking pissed at you because you forgot to mow the lawn. 1.00

02:11:48.000 Fuck you, dad. 1.00

02:11:50.000 I'm not here to mow your lawn, bro. 1.00

02:11:52.000 Okay?

02:11:53.000 The next thing you know, you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes that are just like you.

02:11:57.000 And you're all drunk.

02:11:58.000 And girls come over, and they're drunk too. 0.99

02:12:00.000 And you're like, holy shit, this is the best. 0.99

02:12:04.000 Learn about life. 0.99

02:12:05.000 Make some mistakes.

02:12:06.000 You weren't in a frat, right?

02:12:07.000 No.

02:12:08.000 Frat parties were crazy, though. 0.99

02:12:09.000 I mean, they would have, like, hookers there. 1.00

02:12:11.000 That's all the drugs. 0.96

02:12:12.000 When you first saw, like, drugs, and you're like, what the hell?

02:12:15.000 There's drugs here?

02:12:17.000 The closest to a frat, I lived with two dudes once.

02:12:21.000 And they were good guys, sorta. 0.99

02:12:24.000 One of them was a little fucked up. 0.96

02:12:25.000 But it was just having a bunch of men together like that, it's just super sketchy. 0.99

02:12:31.000 It's unnecessary.

02:12:32.000 It's super sketchy.

02:12:33.000 It can go bad.

02:12:36.000 Bunch of young guys.

02:12:37.000 I remember hearing stories of, it wasn't even a frat, but it was like the ski club house at Ohio State would have 30 kegs at their parties on Saturday.

02:12:45.000 There's 15 people living in a house. 1.00

02:12:47.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

02:12:49.000 Don't do that. 1.00

02:12:50.000 I remember those days.

02:12:50.000 That's not good.

02:12:52.000 That's not good.

02:12:53.000 Plus alcohol, plus liquor, plus whatever.

02:12:56.000 Yeah, plus all the other things.

02:12:57.000 Yeah.

02:12:57.000 Man, when you get a bunch of people living together, and especially when you're young, and you make shitty decisions, and then the three of you are making shitty decisions, or the four, or the five, or the ten, All like the same age.

02:13:09.000 All just as dumb. 1.00

02:13:10.000 All fucking trying to out-aggro each other. 1.00

02:13:13.000 All out-hammered. 1.00

02:13:14.000 Come on.

02:13:16.000 You know? 1.00

02:13:17.000 And then, on the other side, you got some crazy bitch who finally got away from her dad. 1.00

02:13:23.000 And she's fucking drunk! 1.00

02:13:26.000 And nobody can tell me shit! 1.00

02:13:28.000 Woo! 0.99

02:13:30.000 And everybody just figures out life together.

02:13:32.000 We should keep sororities, definitely. 0.98

02:13:39.000 They have sororities still at Ohio State, right?

02:13:42.000 I think it was both of them.

02:13:43.000 Oh, really?

02:13:44.000 I only heard fraternities.

02:13:46.000 I think sororities are good.

02:13:47.000 What about dorm rooms?

02:13:49.000 What about that?

02:13:50.000 Dorms are crazy. 0.65

02:13:52.000 Everybody knows dorms are crazy.

02:13:54.000 The thing about dorms is you don't have to join, right?

02:13:57.000 Dorms are more egalitarian.

02:13:59.000 Because you could have a bunch of people that like different things, different interests, different...

02:14:04.000 They're just different.

02:14:05.000 Men and women, different parts of the world.

02:14:07.000 Everybody lumped together in this dorm.

02:14:08.000 They all just can't really afford an apartment, and they're all living together in this university setting.

02:14:14.000 They could be anybody.

02:14:15.000 Your roommate could be anybody.

02:14:18.000 Share a bathroom with everyone in the hall. 1.00

02:14:20.000 That one shit in the news recently where that woman didn't get along at a dorm and so the woman was putting her toothbrush in her ass and she started getting sick and they found out that she was doing all this shit to her. 1.00

02:14:35.000 How'd they find out? 1.00

02:14:35.000 Hidden camera? 1.00

02:14:36.000 Toilet cam, no. 1.00

02:14:37.000 She probably sued because she got film stuffing something in her ass. 1.00

02:14:42.000 White woman arrested for torturing black students she called Jamaican Barbie. 1.00

02:14:46.000 Whoa! 0.97

02:14:48.000 She admitted to it on Facebook or something like that.

02:14:51.000 Oh yeah, she's like... 0.98

02:14:52.000 2,000 people rallied at UCLA and set fire to a Trump pinata.

02:14:55.000 Unrelated story.

02:14:57.000 What?!

02:14:58.000 It's unrelated?

02:14:59.000 Well, I mean, it's showing up on here, but it's a video.

02:15:01.000 Oh, so this is all just about various pieces of racism that people are finding?

02:15:05.000 Huh.

02:15:06.000 Wow, that's crazy, man. 1.00

02:15:08.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

02:15:09.000 Imagine sticking someone's toothbrush in your asshole and then watching them brush teeth with it. 1.00

02:15:14.000 Or clam dip in her lotions. 1.00

02:15:16.000 Yeah.

02:15:17.000 Rubbing used tampons on her backpack for a month.

02:15:19.000 Oh my god, that's what she did? 1.00

02:15:20.000 She, like, did crazy shit to this poor girl. 1.00

02:15:23.000 She probably want to eat her pussy. 1.00

02:15:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:15:26.000 She probably wanted to. 0.98

02:15:26.000 She's probably like fighting off the gay. 0.98

02:15:28.000 Yeah, look at this. 0.97

02:15:29.000 And then she tweeted about it.

02:15:30.000 Oh my god, she tweeted it?

02:15:32.000 Yeah.

02:15:32.000 Come on.

02:15:33.000 I can finally say goodbye to Jamaican Barbie. 1.00

02:15:37.000 Oh my god.

02:15:39.000 Make that a little bigger. 0.58

02:15:41.000 Finally, I did it.

02:15:43.000 Yo girl got rid of her roommate after one and a half month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons on her backpack, putting her toothbrush in places where the sun doesn't shine, and so much more. 1.00

02:15:56.000 I can finally say goodbye, Jamaican Barbie. 1.00

02:15:59.000 She said she was making that up as part of her defense, but whether or not she was or not, I don't know.

02:16:05.000 The story came out a couple weeks ago.

02:16:06.000 Yeah, see, the thing is, you might think it'd be funny to say something like that and make it up, and it might be made up.

02:16:11.000 That's true. 0.99

02:16:12.000 You might think it's funny to make it up, but boy, did you fuck up by saying that. 0.95

02:16:17.000 Like, you gotta make something like that up and then put it on the internet where anybody can find out about it? 0.98

02:16:21.000 That seems crazy.

02:16:22.000 Yeah. 0.69

02:16:24.000 I guess you can, you know, test her toothbrush and stuff like that for butt juice. 1.00

02:16:29.000 Every day.

02:16:29.000 Like, you have the time.

02:16:30.000 When was the last time you tested your toothbrush for butt juice?

02:16:33.000 Every well has it.

02:16:36.000 Yeah, that's one of those things people just don't test for. 1.00

02:16:39.000 You don't test your toothbrush to see if it's been someone's asshole. 0.99

02:16:42.000 Just a lot of things I'm thinking about. 0.99

02:16:44.000 It's not one of them.

02:16:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:16:45.000 Imagine how bad they hated each other, but that girl didn't want to stick a toothbrush up her ass. 1.00

02:16:49.000 Oh, bitch. 1.00

02:16:50.000 Eat my shit. 1.00

02:16:52.000 Well, that's a sick type of person. 1.00

02:16:53.000 I'll sit there and watch you brush their teeth with their asshole juices. 1.00

02:16:58.000 Good. 1.00

02:16:59.000 Get in there.

02:17:00.000 For weeks.

02:17:00.000 Get in the gums.

02:17:01.000 Get in the gums. 0.95

02:17:02.000 Allegedly.

02:17:03.000 Yeah.

02:17:04.000 Hmm.

02:17:04.000 I wonder if she did it.

02:17:05.000 She did do it. 1.00

02:17:06.000 That's a sick bitch. 1.00

02:17:08.000 Woo! 1.00

02:17:09.000 Imagine?

02:17:10.000 Imagine the thought that has to go through your head to do something like that.

02:17:14.000 Maybe she didn't realize how gross other people would find it.

02:17:17.000 That's the crazy thing, is that she told everybody.

02:17:19.000 Like, people have probably been doing that to each other forever, right?

02:17:21.000 Is this the first thing she did?

02:17:22.000 Or, like, it's just a slow build-up?

02:17:24.000 Right.

02:17:26.000 I wonder how deep she goes, you know?

02:17:29.000 She's just like, this is a spin brush.

02:17:31.000 Right to the lower ribs.

02:17:33.000 Just prods.

02:17:35.000 She prods at the lower ribs and she's she's got the toothbrush like this with her fingers where she's like barely got the bottom of the toothbrush. 1.00

02:17:43.000 She's knuckle-deep in her own asshole and she barely has the bottom of the toothbrush and she's got to kind of use her shit muscles to force it out where she could pinch down on it and pull it out and sometimes she has to do it over and over again. 1.00

02:17:57.000 Man. 1.00

02:17:58.000 Imagine you gotta drink prune juice to try to get that toothbrush out of your asshole. 1.00

02:18:04.000 And you don't want it to hit the wall coming out and then bounce back up. 0.99

02:18:08.000 So you gotta really open it wide.

02:18:10.000 So, like, you're probably gonna have to wear, like, lawn gloves.

02:18:14.000 You know? 0.99

02:18:14.000 Like, lube your ass all up. 0.99

02:18:16.000 And then just wear, like, some of the gloves you wear when you're, like, cleaning bundles of sticks and shit. 1.00

02:18:20.000 You know those ones made out of suede? 0.96

02:18:22.000 Yeah.

02:18:23.000 Suede and canvas.

02:18:26.000 You get a good grip on things that are slippery.

02:18:28.000 Yeah.

02:18:31.000 You're just pulling your butt apart, trying to get that toothbrush out, and right when it gets out, you hear the keys in the door. 1.00

02:18:37.000 Like, oh, the bitch is back. 1.00

02:18:39.000 And puts it in the glass. 1.00

02:18:40.000 Clink!

02:18:41.000 And you shut the door and just wash your toothbrush off real quick.

02:18:44.000 But you gotta dry it, too. 0.98

02:18:45.000 Because otherwise I should pick her toothbrush up and go, why the fuck is my toothbrush already wet?! 0.99

02:18:49.000 Dun, dun, dun! 1.00

02:18:51.000 Like, if you put toothpaste on a wet toothbrush, you know that's a fucking wet toothbrush. 0.99

02:18:55.000 You're looking down on that thing, it looks different. 0.98

02:18:57.000 Why is it wet?

02:18:58.000 You feel it with your finger.

02:18:59.000 You go, whoa, it's cold and wet. 1.00

02:19:00.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:19:02.000 Who was just using my toothbrush? 1.00

02:19:04.000 You think about it, I've been at work for nine hours. 0.99

02:19:06.000 How the fuck is my toothbrush not dry? 0.98

02:19:08.000 It would be dry. 1.00

02:19:10.000 Unless someone had it in their asshole. 1.00

02:19:12.000 You smell it. 1.00

02:19:14.000 It smells like medicine.

02:19:17.000 Bleach.

02:19:18.000 Medicine and Chipotle.

02:19:19.000 It smells like Roundup. 1.00

02:19:22.000 They went out into the fucking garage, got some lawn spray. 1.00

02:19:28.000 Did you see that new thing that you put in your mouth and it brushes your teeth for you? 1.00

02:19:32.000 Oh, that's so lazy. 1.00

02:19:33.000 It's so dumb. 1.00

02:19:34.000 People are so lazy. 1.00

02:19:35.000 Yeah, in 30 seconds.

02:19:37.000 Why is it to brush your teeth?

02:19:38.000 Is it better?

02:19:39.000 I don't know.

02:19:40.000 It's an interesting idea, though.

02:19:42.000 You could just put it in your mouth in the car or something like that, and 30 seconds later, I don't know how proven it is, and it seems like it would get...

02:19:51.000 I don't know.

02:19:52.000 That's just weird.

02:19:53.000 I wonder how much of an impact fluoride in the water has on preventing tooth decay, if any.

02:20:00.000 I've been reading about Florida in the water, and it's so hard to figure out who's nuts.

02:20:04.000 This 10-second automatic toothbrush could save you hours every year.

02:20:08.000 She's hot. 1.00

02:20:09.000 I hope she brushes her teeth well.

02:20:10.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:20:10.000 Put that in your pussy. 1.00

02:20:11.000 Imagine if her... 1.00

02:20:12.000 No.

02:20:13.000 Imagine if her breath smelled and she was that pretty. 1.00

02:20:15.000 That would suck.

02:20:16.000 Thank you. 0.98

02:20:17.000 And she goes.

02:20:18.000 This is like a ball gag.

02:20:19.000 This is like if you were gonna like practice strengthening your neck, you'd bite down on that thing and attach that rope to like a bungee cord like the iron neck device.

02:20:27.000 Everybody sent you that thing that you chew down and it strengthens your neck.

02:20:30.000 Good move.

02:20:31.000 Makes sense.

02:20:32.000 Look at this guy.

02:20:33.000 Go back to that guy.

02:20:35.000 Like, come on, bro.

02:20:36.000 I don't care how much they're paying you for this.

02:20:38.000 They use the same one.

02:20:39.000 And his girlfriend comes by and kisses him on the cheek and leaves.

02:20:42.000 Like, he doesn't even have time to get a good kiss on the lips. 1.00

02:20:45.000 Because you're too busy sucking on this robot dick. 1.00

02:20:49.000 This thing that's just cleaning out your face. 1.00

02:20:52.000 How about you brush your teeth like a fucking normal person? 0.99

02:20:55.000 Maybe have the newspaper open beside you? 1.00

02:20:58.000 I just wonder if it's better.

02:20:59.000 I mean, that- A little dedication.

02:21:00.000 Here's my question.

02:21:01.000 Is it better to go to the car wash or wash your car by hand?

02:21:03.000 Hmm?

02:21:04.000 Hmm.

02:21:05.000 Of course it's better to wash your car by hand.

02:21:06.000 That's why hand washing costs more money. 1.00

02:21:08.000 Well, it depends what car wash you go to.

02:21:11.000 What's better?

02:21:12.000 To give your teeth the attention they deserve and go over each one with a fine brush or suck the robot dick and it cleans your teeth out. 1.00

02:21:21.000 What do you think? 1.00

02:21:22.000 Do you want to save time or not?

02:21:23.000 I don't know.

02:21:23.000 That's a good question.

02:21:24.000 Yeah.

02:21:25.000 But how much time should you save?

02:21:27.000 And how much time should you...

02:21:28.000 I've been reading a lot about meditation.

02:21:30.000 It's something I'm also considering I'm getting to get into during Discipline December.

02:21:35.000 Meditation's cool.

02:21:36.000 Because the tank is not going to be here for another couple of weeks.

02:21:39.000 So I've got to wait.

02:21:40.000 So I'm looking for other ways to expand the mind.

02:21:43.000 So I'm thinking of doing a little 10-minute meditation session every day. 0.99

02:21:47.000 Every fucking day. 0.99

02:21:48.000 That's the thing. 1.00

02:21:49.000 Every day.

02:21:50.000 Gotta do it every day.

02:21:51.000 Gotta commit yourself.

02:21:52.000 That's a long-ass time.

02:21:53.000 Seems like it's not, but it is.

02:21:55.000 You're like, God, I don't have ten minutes.

02:21:56.000 I gotta go to work.

02:21:57.000 Nope.

02:21:58.000 You gotta do it.

02:21:59.000 Gotta do it sometime during the day.

02:22:02.000 A couple of those apps, I think they help you start streaks and stuff so you can kind of game in a little bit. 1.00

02:22:06.000 They help you get addicted to your fucking phone. 0.99

02:22:08.000 That's what they help you. 1.00

02:22:10.000 Look at your watch.

02:22:11.000 When 9 o'clock rolls around, get out of bed, meditate.

02:22:15.000 Yeah, 10 minutes.

02:22:15.000 Did you hear about this new dating app called Hater?

02:22:18.000 And what you do is you put what you hate, and it matches you with people that hate the same things.

02:22:24.000 Oh, perfect.

02:22:24.000 So it's like, it's interesting, though.

02:22:26.000 It's interesting, though, because it's backwards, you know? 1.00

02:22:29.000 So it's like, what if you only get matched, like, what if I only got matched with black women for some reason?

02:22:35.000 But all the things, it's so unnecessary.

02:22:37.000 Yeah.

02:22:39.000 I think people are probably getting laid more now than ever before.

02:22:42.000 And I read this article where they were putting the blame on STDs, the jump in STDs on Tinder and Grindr.

02:22:48.000 Like, no, no, no, no, no.

02:22:50.000 You can't.

02:22:51.000 No.

02:22:51.000 Okay.

02:22:52.000 Are you going to sue all the nightclubs for giving people herpes?

02:22:55.000 No.

02:22:55.000 You're not.

02:22:56.000 You can't do that.

02:22:57.000 This is the place where people meet.

02:22:59.000 They're not responsible for whether or not someone's got herpes or VD. Stop it.

02:23:04.000 We're making too many people.

02:23:04.000 They're just trying to...

02:23:05.000 It's a money grab.

02:23:06.000 They realize there's a lot of money in Tinder and someone's going to start some class action lawsuit and all these people that got the herpes.

02:23:13.000 Or, uh, real strong stuff.

02:23:15.000 Like, it's like a real...

02:23:16.000 Did you hear Legionnaire's disease broke out at Disneyland?

02:23:18.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:23:19.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

02:23:20.000 And nine people got it. 1.00

02:23:21.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

02:23:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:23.000 Legionnaire's disease?

02:23:24.000 What year is it? 0.99

02:23:26.000 What the fuck is that stuff doing around? 0.96

02:23:28.000 Like, are we gonna have some old... 0.99

02:23:30.000 You know, because of, like, preservatives and food or some shit, have some old diseases make a comeback? 0.92

02:23:35.000 What is Legion... 0.95

02:23:36.000 Like, what is this?

02:23:37.000 Good question.

02:23:38.000 Um...

02:23:38.000 I don't know.

02:23:39.000 Because there's another old school.

02:23:41.000 Sounds terrible though.

02:23:41.000 Yeah.

02:23:42.000 It better be strong. 1.00

02:23:43.000 It better be able to fuck you up. 1.00

02:23:44.000 I'll get super pissed if they name like some bitch-ass common cold Legionnaires disease. 1.00

02:23:49.000 It's a slight diarrhea. 1.00

02:23:50.000 Yeah, it just makes you fart.

02:23:52.000 Oh, great.

02:23:52.000 And it doesn't spread from person to person, but through mist.

02:23:55.000 Yeah, it's from the water.

02:23:56.000 Oh, man.

02:23:57.000 So it's from their water sprayers?

02:23:59.000 Yeah.

02:23:59.000 From an air conditioner, yeah.

02:24:00.000 Oh my god.

02:24:01.000 Is that what it was from?

02:24:02.000 No, it could be from that.

02:24:03.000 I thought it was from outdoor misters.

02:24:05.000 Yeah, that's what it's from.

02:24:06.000 That's crazy.

02:24:07.000 Yeah.

02:24:07.000 So it somehow or another got on outdoor misters and then got into how many people?

02:24:12.000 Nine.

02:24:12.000 I think nine.

02:24:13.000 How many of those people are weak bitches? 1.00

02:24:15.000 Yeah, they're kids. 1.00

02:24:20.000 It's just a joke, folks.

02:24:22.000 I'm sure they weren't.

02:24:22.000 They were wonderful people.

02:24:24.000 Elevated levels of Legionaria bacteria.

02:24:27.000 Wow.

02:24:28.000 Causes Disneyland to shut down cooling towers.

02:24:31.000 Notice.

02:24:32.000 Shut down.

02:24:33.000 Cooling towers. 1.00

02:24:34.000 Not shut down, bitch. 1.00

02:24:35.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

02:24:35.000 This show must go on! 1.00

02:24:38.000 Fifteen people have it.

02:24:40.000 Fifteen people? 1.00

02:24:41.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:24:42.000 Now, how dangerous is this stuff? 0.99

02:24:43.000 I'm trying to find that out.

02:24:45.000 We reviewed our water quality testing data, including testing performed by our third-party water quality maintenance contractor, and learned that two cooling towers had elevated levels of Legionella bacteria.

02:25:00.000 Legionella? 0.75

02:25:01.000 Legionella.

02:25:01.000 Legionella bacteria.

02:25:03.000 Fucking A, man. 1.00

02:25:05.000 That's like some 28 Days Later shit, right? 1.00

02:25:08.000 That's where it breaks out. 1.00

02:25:10.000 When are we going to get a disease that turns people into crazy people?

02:25:16.000 We already have it. 1.00

02:25:17.000 28 days later type shit, though. 1.00

02:25:20.000 I think you just get sick from it. 1.00

02:25:21.000 It sounds like maybe diarrhea or getting the chills, fever.

02:25:23.000 It's gluten.

02:25:25.000 Gluten-sensitive people.

02:25:28.000 Well, that was this wheat documentary saying that everybody is more gluten-sensitive than you realize.

02:25:33.000 Right.

02:25:33.000 It's like being allergic to a cat.

02:25:35.000 Everyone's allergic to cats.

02:25:36.000 Really?

02:25:37.000 Yeah, everyone's allergic to it.

02:25:39.000 What about dogs?

02:25:39.000 Is everyone allergic to dogs?

02:25:40.000 Dander, I think. 1.00

02:25:41.000 No shit. 1.00

02:25:42.000 But you have definitely your levels of it. 1.00

02:25:46.000 Severe, often lethal form of pneumonia.

02:25:49.000 Oh, my God.

02:25:51.000 It's a severe, often lethal form of pneumonia.

02:25:54.000 It's caused by the bacterium Legionella pneumonia found in both potable and non-potable water. 0.99

02:26:01.000 Holy shit. 0.98

02:26:04.000 That's not good. 0.99

02:26:07.000 You can get it when it happens. 1.00

02:26:09.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:26:09.000 I hope those people survive. 1.00

02:26:11.000 Are those people gonna be okay?

02:26:12.000 Did the people from Disneyland get treated and released?

02:26:15.000 Oh, you're gonna be okay.

02:26:16.000 I need information.

02:26:19.000 This is the Dumb Bro News Network checking in. 0.72

02:26:23.000 Hey, bro.

02:26:24.000 That's what I heard, bro. 1.00

02:26:26.000 I heard the fucking zombies are at Disneyland, bro. 1.00

02:26:29.000 They're just keeping it on lockdown. 1.00

02:26:30.000 The government doesn't want you to know, bro.

02:26:31.000 They're all over 52. 52 sick?

02:26:34.000 No, the age.

02:26:35.000 They were over the age of 52. Oh, that's good. 0.72

02:26:37.000 No kids.

02:26:38.000 One was 94. Oh, Jesus.

02:26:40.000 What are you doing at Disneyland?

02:26:41.000 Well, maybe their immune system is more compromised when they're that old.

02:26:43.000 Yeah.

02:26:44.000 And their body can't fight it off.

02:26:46.000 Can't fight off the funk. 1.00

02:26:48.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:26:49.000 I'm 52. That's like Dean Del Rey's age. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Isn't it weird that that's, uh, all of us are eventually, if you keep going, you're gonna be 100. Like, if you live, like, one day you'll be, if you survive, you'll be, I mean, who knows, with medicine, science, you could easily survive.

02:27:07.000 I wouldn't put all my money in.

02:27:08.000 You'd make it 100. No, I'd be 77. But if you did, I mean, you never know, though, dude.

02:27:13.000 I'm telling you, we're so close to, like, innovation, breakthroughs, medical breakthroughs.

02:27:17.000 What's this?

02:27:18.000 What do you got?

02:27:20.000 Fifty-five cases were found in Orange County last year, and they don't know why, necessarily.

02:27:24.000 Oh, my God.

02:27:24.000 Orange County has recorded more than 55 cases of the disease this year and has seen the number of cases jump in recent years.

02:27:30.000 A similar upward trend has been seen naturally and elsewhere in Southern California, according to the health care agency.

02:27:36.000 Though what's causing that is unclear.

02:27:39.000 The two towers ever shut down were in the backstage area more than 100 feet from the nearest people.

02:27:45.000 Huh.

02:27:45.000 Oh, that's why only a few people got it, huh?

02:27:47.000 Yeah.

02:27:48.000 Wow.

02:27:48.000 Maybe the weak immune system.

02:27:51.000 Maybe just some dummy didn't clean the thing he was supposed to clean because he was lazy because he wanted to put on his furry outfit and go fuck. 1.00

02:27:58.000 Go on a furry fuckfest. 1.00

02:28:00.000 Maybe that's what happened. 0.99

02:28:01.000 How many furries work at Disneyland?

02:28:03.000 Probably all of them, right?

02:28:04.000 If you were a furry, that'd be a dream job.

02:28:06.000 Imagine you could walk around pretending to be Goofy, go to Goofy's kitchen and wave at the kids.

02:28:10.000 Do you think the security is on top of furries showing up?

02:28:13.000 What's that?

02:28:13.000 I think the security is on top of furries showing up on the park.

02:28:16.000 Hey, hold on.

02:28:16.000 Get them out of here.

02:28:17.000 You'd have to use an incognito social media account, which all the furries do anyway, that I've come across over the last three days of research.

02:28:27.000 The alt furry group, especially.

02:28:29.000 They have to be super careful.

02:28:30.000 Especially the alt furries.

02:28:32.000 They have to be super careful.

02:28:33.000 What's the difference between alt...

02:28:35.000 They're alt-right.

02:28:36.000 They're alt-right people.

02:28:37.000 They're Trump supporters that are furries.

02:28:39.000 Furries and...

02:28:41.000 Maybe fairies, too.

02:28:42.000 Bronies? 0.94

02:28:43.000 Bronies are... 0.99

02:28:44.000 Yeah, they're right up there.

02:28:45.000 I like bronies. 0.75

02:28:45.000 Now I can get down with some bronies. 0.75

02:28:48.000 I don't know if that's real, by the way.

02:28:49.000 If you're an alt furry and you're mad at me now, that's not...

02:28:52.000 I don't know if it's real.

02:28:53.000 I don't know.

02:28:54.000 But one guy was calling himself FurNazi.

02:28:58.000 Yeah.

02:28:58.000 That sounds like a troll to me.

02:29:00.000 Maybe.

02:29:00.000 But isn't that what a lot of this stuff is?

02:29:02.000 Is it just being silly? 0.91

02:29:03.000 Yeah.

02:29:05.000 We're supposed to pretend that that's not the spirit of the internet sometimes.

02:29:08.000 That's what got me so mad about that whole Peppy the Frog stuff.

02:29:11.000 It's like, listen... 0.99

02:29:12.000 The spirit of the internet is in fucking with people. 0.97

02:29:15.000 It has been forever. 0.98

02:29:16.000 People are bored.

02:29:17.000 They're at work. 0.99

02:29:18.000 They come up with hilarious memes and some of them are really fucked up. 0.99

02:29:21.000 Does that mean that guy's a real Nazi? 1.00

02:29:23.000 Or does it mean he's just an asshole who's bored at work and he's mad at everybody? 1.00

02:29:27.000 It might mean that. 1.00

02:29:28.000 You know?

02:29:29.000 I don't know how many of them are like real Nazis. 1.00

02:29:32.000 And how many of them are just people fucking around. 0.99

02:29:35.000 That's like the internet, right? 0.99

02:29:36.000 The internet is all... 0.99

02:29:37.000 Like so much of the internet is people fucking around. 0.97

02:29:39.000 It's so hard to tell what's going on at any given moment. 0.98

02:29:44.000 You know?

02:29:44.000 Like this Flat Earth thing.

02:29:46.000 That's the great thing about it.

02:29:47.000 I hope it doesn't change.

02:29:49.000 It can't change.

02:29:51.000 Do you think it'll change?

02:29:52.000 Do you think that really it'll get to a point where they'll have so much control over the internet that they'll be able to stop content like that?

02:29:58.000 Like they'll be able to close down message boards or social media where people are allowed to talk about stuff like this?

02:30:05.000 They do it in every other country almost.

02:30:07.000 The main reason they want it is because Netflix takes up like 75% of the bandwidth right now.

02:30:15.000 Does it really?

02:30:16.000 Yeah, it's like something crazy where all these videos, and it's getting to get worse, 4K, 8K, 12K. So they want to have control of...

02:30:25.000 You know, if you're going to use video or if you want, they want to like pretty much, that's what I think they're saying they're doing.

02:30:31.000 Well, I kind of get it from their perspective if, say, they have a limited amount of bandwidth and then one application like Netflix is using up most of their bandwidth but paying the same amount of money.

02:30:40.000 Right.

02:30:41.000 I don't know if that's the case, though.

02:30:42.000 That's the question I'm not sure about.

02:30:44.000 Is there a limited amount of bandwidth?

02:30:46.000 It seems like there's always been an infinite amount of bandwidth.

02:30:49.000 Right.

02:30:50.000 Why would there ever be a finite...

02:30:51.000 Sounds like a true socialist.

02:30:52.000 I don't know, I'm just saying.

02:30:53.000 I'm just wondering.

02:30:55.000 You're bad for business.

02:30:56.000 I get the pipes might get clogged, which could be a thing.

02:31:00.000 Is that real?

02:31:00.000 It's still happening at once.

02:31:01.000 You know what really freaked me the fuck out when I found out there's a real pipe that goes across the bottom of the ocean?

02:31:06.000 I went, wait, what? 0.97

02:31:07.000 So if you send an email from somebody from Australia, there's a goddamn pipe that someone laid across the flat ocean of the flat earth all the way to the other side. 0.94

02:31:17.000 If that, those people have to be in on the flat earth conspiracy as well, by the way. 0.86

02:31:21.000 Why doesn't it just go through my satellite?

02:31:23.000 Why does it have to go through this pipe anyways?

02:31:25.000 I don't know.

02:31:26.000 It might not be a pipe to Australia, but it's definitely a pipe to Japan, I believe. 0.96

02:31:30.000 Transatlantic communications cable.

02:31:32.000 Transatlantic communications cable is a submarine communications cable connecting one side of the Atlantic Ocean to the other.

02:31:40.000 After mid-century, coaxial cable came into use with amplifiers late in the century used for optical fiber, and most now use optical amplifiers.

02:31:50.000 So that's only one cable?

02:31:52.000 It's only one?

02:31:52.000 It's probably really big, and there can't be just one, but this just made me think of something else I wanted to show you that I just found the other day that's kind of scary that has to do with fiber optics.

02:32:00.000 Dun-dun.

02:32:01.000 I gotta get to it, but...

02:32:03.000 It's time for another episode of Jamie Vernon Scares the World.

02:32:06.000 Someone sent me a link that showed that people can hide a microphone, I don't know how big and how well it can listen, inside of an Ethernet cable.

02:32:15.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:32:16.000 And they're like, check all your cables because you never know what could happen.

02:32:18.000 And so I started looking through the tweets of that, and it showed there's a link to a company that made a fiber cable.

02:32:27.000 And the description of what the fiber cable could do is that it could listen the entire length of the cable.

02:32:34.000 And it was sort of saying it was just to be able to listen for like water underground, like water pipes that are leaking and things like that.

02:32:41.000 But it doesn't say the limit of what it can hear and where it's being used, which is alarming.

02:32:49.000 Could you imagine if it turned out that everything, every wire in everyone's house is secretly a microphone and the government has been years ahead with this data and tuning into everything you've said at every moment all your life?

02:33:02.000 So here's the microphone inside the cable.

02:33:06.000 What?

02:33:07.000 That little tiny thing is a microphone?

02:33:10.000 Oh my god.

02:33:11.000 And then...

02:33:12.000 Where's your god now?

02:33:13.000 Whoa.

02:33:14.000 Serious.

02:33:15.000 Leet Kids.

02:33:16.000 I bet he spells it L-3-3-T. I don't know if I'll be able to find that.

02:33:20.000 With 3-3-7?

02:33:21.000 Is Leet 3-3-7?

02:33:23.000 Yeah.

02:33:23.000 7-3-3-1.

02:33:24.000 Yeah.

02:33:25.000 Sorry.

02:33:26.000 Sorry.

02:33:28.000 I don't know if I'm going to be able to find this. 0.96

02:33:29.000 I was taking a shit while I was looking through this deep tweet. 0.89

02:33:32.000 There's like 5,000 things in here now. 0.98

02:33:34.000 But it's a scary thing.

02:33:36.000 I didn't really know you could even hear audio through fiber that way.

02:33:39.000 I know that it's used.

02:33:42.000 The light cable you can use in the back of any box, that little red light that's always on is looking for a fiber audio cable, which is the best.

02:33:49.000 Did I tell you what Mike Swick told me once?

02:33:51.000 Mike Swick was working for the United States government in Russia.

02:33:55.000 And they had like a Russian embassy building, you know, American U.S. embassy building in Russia.

02:34:01.000 And they developed these devices that they found in the walls of the building that were powered by the movement of the building.

02:34:13.000 Because it's a skyscraper, it would have a certain amount of sway through the wind.

02:34:17.000 And they had figured out how to make a device that didn't require any sort of additional power source, other than the movement of the building.

02:34:24.000 And it could transmit sound.

02:34:26.000 They're like, this stuff is so far ahead of anything we knew even existed.

02:34:30.000 And they were using this in the building to spy on people.

02:34:32.000 Mike Swick told me about that in like 2002. And it happened to him way before that.

02:34:40.000 So, we might be, you know, who the fuck knows what they can, I mean, Edward Snowden, this might be the reason why they kept that guy running. 0.75

02:34:49.000 Because they want to discourage anybody coming out now, at any moment. 0.94

02:34:55.000 We're going to find out that all of our phones are on 24 hours a day, whether they're out of batteries or not, that there's a certain amount of battery life that your phone retains and the government can listen.

02:35:04.000 They know where you are.

02:35:05.000 They're GPS trackers tracking your phone, whether it's on or off, everywhere you go.

02:35:10.000 You know, a lot of those phones actually do work with GPS when the phone is on airplane mode.

02:35:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:35:17.000 Well, it's just, yeah.

02:35:19.000 Yeah, there's a GPS chip in your phone.

02:35:21.000 That's why find your phone works.

02:35:23.000 Like, you can go on Apple, find your phone, hey, my phone's in the Bronx.

02:35:27.000 Hey, leave it there.

02:35:28.000 Don't get shot.

02:35:29.000 But listen, that's how they can do that.

02:35:33.000 They can find you, Jamie.

02:35:34.000 Once they take your eyes, man.

02:35:36.000 Once they give you those robot eyes.

02:35:38.000 It's in the AirPods.

02:35:39.000 It's in the Apple Watch, too.

02:35:41.000 It's in all your Apple computers.

02:35:42.000 What?

02:35:43.000 It's everywhere.

02:35:43.000 What?

02:35:44.000 How's that possible? 1.00

02:35:46.000 In case you lose your shit. 1.00

02:35:47.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:35:47.000 I like it. 1.00

02:35:48.000 What if I try to lose me?

02:35:49.000 I'll tell you what.

02:35:50.000 I'm digging these AirPods.

02:35:52.000 I've been using these a lot lately. 0.91

02:35:53.000 Fucking awesome, aren't they? 0.97

02:35:54.000 Oh my god. 0.98

02:35:54.000 I was so skeptical. 0.98

02:35:56.000 Look, I keep them with me all the time.

02:35:57.000 They're with me all the time too now.

02:35:59.000 My favorite thing about them is the case.

02:36:02.000 Because that's one thing I always had with Bluetooth headphones. 0.97

02:36:05.000 I was like, fuck, I forgot to charge my head. 0.98

02:36:06.000 And look at this. 1.00

02:36:07.000 Welcome to the future, bitches. 1.00

02:36:09.000 I've got a green light in my case. 0.99

02:36:10.000 That's what it is.

02:36:12.000 And I stick them in my hand.

02:36:12.000 I don't even worry about them falling out.

02:36:13.000 They don't really fall out.

02:36:14.000 They're hard to fall out.

02:36:15.000 I had to like hit it.

02:36:16.000 I made them fall out of the gym when I was doing chin-ups because my shoulders touched my ears and I made them fall out.

02:36:22.000 And when one goes out, the other one stops.

02:36:25.000 Yeah.

02:36:25.000 Which is crazy.

02:36:26.000 And if you have the Apple Watch...

02:36:28.000 Too much.

02:36:29.000 No, but then you don't need your iPhone for music.

02:36:31.000 No!

02:36:31.000 Too much.

02:36:32.000 You're using your phone.

02:36:33.000 You gotta draw lines.

02:36:34.000 No, it's better for jogging so you don't have your phone in your pocket when you're listening to music.

02:36:38.000 I have a fanny pack that is a neoprene waistband.

02:36:41.000 My phone sits in there perfectly.

02:36:43.000 Car keys.

02:36:44.000 It's extra weight, bro.

02:36:45.000 Bro, I don't mind.

02:36:47.000 Trying to shave seconds or what?

02:36:48.000 I'm a stud.

02:36:49.000 I'm running with my dog.

02:36:50.000 I'm not shaving any seconds.

02:36:51.000 I'm doing a lot of calling.

02:36:53.000 Trying to get him out of the bushes. 0.99

02:36:55.000 My dog fucking loves it now. 0.98

02:36:57.000 He still hates going in the car, but he's more reluctant. 0.99

02:37:00.000 He's less reluctant.

02:37:00.000 He gets right up to the car because he knows we're going to go run and he loves running.

02:37:03.000 And then when we come back, a lot of times I give him a bath too.

02:37:06.000 Oh, he loves that too.

02:37:07.000 Leash, no leash.

02:37:08.000 No leash, man.

02:37:09.000 He's really good.

02:37:11.000 He really listens.

02:37:12.000 I mean, obviously, he's ahead. 1.00

02:37:14.000 Some fucking goofball online. 1.00

02:37:16.000 I posted a video, and I was like a fool. 1.00

02:37:20.000 I read through some of the comments. 0.66

02:37:21.000 One of them said, don't let him get ahead of you, bro.

02:37:23.000 You're the alpha.

02:37:24.000 Oh, yeah.

02:37:25.000 And I'm like, look, I hope you're either joking around...

02:37:28.000 You maybe trolled me. 0.99

02:37:30.000 You might have trolled me, but you might be just a dummy. 1.00

02:37:32.000 I'm thinking you're probably more of a dummy. 1.00

02:37:34.000 You have to let your dog ahead of you when you walk on a leash, stupid. 1.00

02:37:37.000 Otherwise, your dog's walking you, you dumb cunt. 1.00

02:37:41.000 You're always going to be in the back. 1.00

02:37:43.000 See, the dog's in front.

02:37:45.000 That's the other leash.

02:37:46.000 That's where you're wrong, Joe.

02:37:47.000 He has to walk next to you.

02:37:49.000 I mean, no, because that's what Cesar Millan tells people. 0.99

02:37:52.000 Like, I don't know shit. 0.98

02:37:56.000 He doesn't run. 1.00

02:37:57.000 He's not running with his dog.

02:37:59.000 I run with my dog.

02:37:59.000 My dog totally listens to me.

02:38:01.000 And when he gets too far, I go, stop, dude.

02:38:03.000 And he stops.

02:38:04.000 Like, he's smart.

02:38:05.000 I go, come on back, buddy.

02:38:06.000 I've got to take a breather.

02:38:07.000 Like, he'll come back and hang out with me.

02:38:08.000 Like, he's...

02:38:09.000 I let him off the leash.

02:38:10.000 I like the fact that he likes to be free.

02:38:13.000 He likes to run around.

02:38:15.000 I want him to run around.

02:38:16.000 He's a sweet dog.

02:38:17.000 He's not going to be mean to anybody.

02:38:19.000 My new dog doesn't know how to use a leash and it's been trained to not use a leash, but I don't trust it so much because it's like one car honks his horn or something and he freaks out and runs into the traffic or something.

02:38:31.000 Yeah, but when there's cars, I always have them on a leash.

02:38:34.000 Anytime there's cars, I have them on a leash.

02:38:35.000 But when I get out of the cars and we go off into the trails, you know, I mean if people see him, he's like the nicest dog ever.

02:38:41.000 Anybody who meets him is like, oh, he's so sweet, you know, so it's not like you have to worry about him being dangerous.

02:38:47.000 He just likes to run around, man.

02:38:48.000 It's fun to watch.

02:38:49.000 It's like you're watching like a little dog, little kid.

02:38:52.000 Why don't you bring him here so we can look at him?

02:38:54.000 Well, because he's at home.

02:38:55.000 He likes to be in his yard, man.

02:38:57.000 Go in the pool and swim.

02:38:59.000 He swims whenever he wants to.

02:39:00.000 That'd be funny if you were the new comic that always brings his dog everywhere, but you brought Golden Retriever.

02:39:05.000 Big, big, 75-pound dog everywhere.

02:39:07.000 So annoying.

02:39:08.000 Tails knocking people's drinks over. 1.00

02:39:10.000 Asshole! 1.00

02:39:10.000 Get your fucking dog out of here, man! 1.00

02:39:13.000 I hate that tail thing. 1.00

02:39:14.000 So many people are so stupid with their dogs. 1.00

02:39:16.000 Like, their dog is like a baby. 1.00

02:39:18.000 Like, they can't leave it alone anywhere.

02:39:20.000 Eliza, can't leave it anywhere!

02:39:22.000 No.

02:39:23.000 Eliza's... 0.94

02:39:23.000 I've seen her without the dog, occasionally. 0.94

02:39:25.000 Yeah.

02:39:25.000 I love Blanche.

02:39:26.000 He holds it.

02:39:27.000 The husband.

02:39:28.000 Yeah.

02:39:29.000 He clings onto that thing.

02:39:30.000 She's a sweet dog. 0.73

02:39:31.000 She's definitely a super, super loved and friendly dog.

02:39:33.000 I love Blanche. 0.99

02:39:34.000 Yeah, she's awesome. 1.00

02:39:35.000 I love dogs, man.

02:39:37.000 You know, I mean, that's another good argument for not living in the city.

02:39:41.000 Live somewhere where your dog can be free.

02:39:43.000 You know, live somewhere where you can go out the backyard and throw a Frisbee for your dog.

02:39:47.000 You know, go on hikes. 0.99

02:39:49.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:39:50.000 Don't be stuck in that red and white horror show of taillights and headlight traffic. 1.00

02:39:58.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:40:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:40:02.000 What's that going to be like in 20 years?

02:40:04.000 In the sky.

02:40:05.000 Shouldn't we be planning for that?

02:40:06.000 You know?

02:40:08.000 That's just going to be in the sky.

02:40:09.000 It's just going to be like 20 feet up.

02:40:11.000 You might have been right with Santa Barbara.

02:40:13.000 You know why I think you might have been right?

02:40:14.000 Because Santa Barbara is only an hour away.

02:40:16.000 So you go up there.

02:40:18.000 It's an hour away. 0.99

02:40:19.000 Important shit, we could always come back. 0.99

02:40:21.000 Teslas drive us in? 0.99

02:40:22.000 Is that how that works then?

02:40:23.000 Oh yeah, Tesla loop. 0.65

02:40:25.000 Autonomously drives us in.

02:40:26.000 Oh, one of them jammies.

02:40:27.000 Is that going to happen?

02:40:29.000 I think he's just doing LA though.

02:40:31.000 He's probably not going to do Santa Barbara.

02:40:33.000 Same county, right?

02:40:34.000 He's probably going to go right up to San Francisco.

02:40:36.000 Have you heard of Tesla loop?

02:40:37.000 In Los Angeles where you can just rent a...

02:40:39.000 It's like Uber.

02:40:40.000 Say you have to go to San Diego.

02:40:42.000 You rent a...

02:40:43.000 Somebody will drive a Tesla for you and it's pretty cheap.

02:40:46.000 Like $49 down to San Diego and you just ride in a Tesla.

02:40:50.000 For $49?

02:40:51.000 It's pretty cheap.

02:40:52.000 It's like a Tesla Uber type thing.

02:40:52.000 I saw it when I got to the airport the last time I was there.

02:40:55.000 $49 to San Diego?

02:40:56.000 I don't know how much it was.

02:40:57.000 I just saw the car.

02:40:57.000 I don't know what he's talking about.

02:40:58.000 That seems super cheap.

02:41:00.000 Yeah.

02:41:00.000 How are they gonna make money?

02:41:01.000 Tesla Loop.

02:41:02.000 The thing is that new sports car they came out with, that new Roadster, goes 600 miles without a recharge.

02:41:08.000 Now you're talking.

02:41:09.000 Now I'm interested.

02:41:10.000 Now I'm listening.

02:41:12.000 600 miles, huh?

02:41:13.000 Huh.

02:41:14.000 Obviously not a top speed, but...

02:41:17.000 So you can just go wherever you want to go.

02:41:20.000 They go to Los Angeles, San Diego, Orange County, Palm Springs.

02:41:23.000 That's crazy.

02:41:24.000 Yeah.

02:41:25.000 That's amazing.

02:41:26.000 It starts at $29.

02:41:27.000 That's amazing.

02:41:28.000 Smart.

02:41:30.000 Smart.

02:41:30.000 It's free advertising for the cars.

02:41:32.000 People get in them and they're like, holy shit, this thing is nice. 0.96

02:41:34.000 And then you see that giant dashboard and you go, whoa, you got an iPad in your dash? 0.98

02:41:37.000 What is that?

02:41:38.000 Is it like an airplane seat you're buying so you could be sitting with other people?

02:41:41.000 Yeah.

02:41:42.000 Yeah.

02:41:42.000 Wow.

02:41:43.000 But I mean, it's $39.

02:41:44.000 You can buy the seat next to you.

02:41:45.000 They have a bus that goes every day now from San Francisco to LA that's like an overnight sleeping bus where you sleep in a pod and they have like...

02:41:53.000 Really?

02:41:54.000 Yeah.

02:41:54.000 Oh, that's not bad.

02:41:55.000 It's obviously not the fastest way to do it, but if you need to go overnight and you can have that time to rest...

02:42:01.000 As long as the driver stays awake.

02:42:02.000 Okay, that's the scary...

02:42:03.000 I mean, I hope the same with the pilot, but...

02:42:05.000 Is the driver sleeping?

02:42:06.000 I don't know if it's a...

02:42:08.000 No, no, no, the pilot can adjust.

02:42:08.000 It's still on autopilot too.

02:42:10.000 Yeah, the pilot can adjust.

02:42:11.000 But maybe those Tesla buses, maybe a Tesla bus, like when them big ass, those big giant trucks that he's making now, put pods in the back of the truck.

02:42:20.000 This only goes three or five hundred miles though, right?

02:42:22.000 So far, I think.

02:42:23.000 Five hundred miles?

02:42:23.000 Max one, I think.

02:42:24.000 So you go, you stop in San Luis Obispo?

02:42:27.000 Unless they're carrying batteries.

02:42:29.000 They charge.

02:42:29.000 How long do they have to charge for?

02:42:32.000 What is the distance in miles from LA to San Francisco?

02:42:36.000 If you had a guess.

02:42:38.000 800. No.

02:42:40.000 No, no, no.

02:42:41.000 Not nearly.

02:42:42.000 Not nearly.

02:42:42.000 I would say probably in the 400s.

02:42:46.000 Like 425. 470. 470, you think?

02:42:49.000 Yeah.

02:42:49.000 I've never done it.

02:42:50.000 You guys have done it.

02:42:50.000 Okay.

02:42:50.000 You say 800. I say 425. You say 475. You say 600?

02:42:54.000 Okay.

02:42:55.000 That's good.

02:42:55.000 That's a good bet.

02:42:56.000 I don't think it's right, though.

02:42:58.000 I think it's way less.

02:42:58.000 How many miles is it from Los Angeles to San Francisco?

02:43:02.000 Let's see.

02:43:03.000 381. Wow.

02:43:04.000 San Francisco is about 382 miles Wow.

02:43:08.000 Interesting.

02:43:10.000 As the crow flies.

02:43:12.000 What's that mean?

02:43:12.000 That means you have a raven, bro.

02:43:14.000 I think that's straight.

02:43:15.000 Yeah, straight.

02:43:16.000 Because they go straight, then go above.

02:43:17.000 They don't have to take turns in the mountains.

02:43:19.000 I've never heard of that.

02:43:19.000 You've never heard of that?

02:43:20.000 Never heard of that.

02:43:21.000 That's cool.

02:43:22.000 Woodsmen say that kind of talk.

02:43:23.000 I'm used to it. 1.00

02:43:23.000 I thought you fucking city slickers. 1.00

02:43:27.000 Oh, that's cool. 1.00

02:43:29.000 So yeah, a regular Tesla can't do that.

02:43:32.000 But they said the new one would be able to drive all the way there and back.

02:43:36.000 That's not true.

02:43:37.000 Because that was one of their sayings.

02:43:39.000 They said you could drive from San Francisco to LA and back.

02:43:41.000 Well, you definitely couldn't do that.

02:43:43.000 Because that's more than 600. That's more.

02:43:47.000 Maybe the edge of the county.

02:43:48.000 Maybe.

02:43:50.000 Barely.

02:43:51.000 Stop lying.

02:43:52.000 Stop lying. 0.82

02:43:53.000 You're going to leave me stranded in the desert. 1.00

02:43:54.000 I'm going to be somewhere halfway back where there's no water and that stupid piece of shit is going to run out of batteries. 1.00

02:44:00.000 Stop lying. 1.00

02:44:01.000 Just say it's awesome.

02:44:02.000 It goes 600 miles.

02:44:03.000 Don't say you can go to San Francisco and back.

02:44:05.000 You can't.

02:44:06.000 They should make it, electric cars, they should make it wireless charging and then have the roads be like big mats.

02:44:13.000 I think they've talked about doing that.

02:44:14.000 Oh, really?

02:44:14.000 Yeah, I think they have talked about doing that.

02:44:16.000 That's good.

02:44:16.000 They've talked about having people in some sort of tracks where, you know, you can't change lanes unless, like, you're in a specific spot and that track charges the lane up.

02:44:26.000 You basically be in your own little trolley car.

02:44:29.000 That's cool.

02:44:29.000 Who knows, man?

02:44:32.000 I think the idea of driving your own car, though, that's on the way out for sure. 0.99

02:44:35.000 I think we only have like a few, maybe a decade or so more of that shit. 0.96

02:44:40.000 Yeah, my car just with the lane guidance, you know, that's... 0.99

02:44:43.000 I did it on the way here.

02:44:44.000 I barely drove from Burbank to here just because of my lane.

02:44:49.000 My car just drives itself pretty much.

02:44:51.000 I just have to put my finger on it so it knows that my finger's on it.

02:44:53.000 Yeah.

02:44:54.000 What do you think, man?

02:44:55.000 Do you think like...

02:44:57.000 Do you think people start moving out of LA? Do you think people realize they'll look at this and go, this is unsustainable, I gotta get out now?

02:45:03.000 Or do you think it'll take something? 0.99

02:45:05.000 Like a fucking earthquake or something? 1.00

02:45:07.000 Earthquake or if Hollywood continues to die, you know? 1.00

02:45:11.000 Hollywood's not gonna continue to die.

02:45:13.000 Well now with YouTube and people are doing it in their houses, you don't need to be in Los Angeles anymore.

02:45:17.000 That is true. 0.99

02:45:18.000 People are making shitloads of money just from their fucking basement. 1.00

02:45:22.000 That is true. 0.99

02:45:23.000 I mean, and then the tech community is booming in other cities, too.

02:45:26.000 Like, Seattle has a huge tech community.

02:45:28.000 You still don't have to come here, though.

02:45:29.000 So if you're only here for four or five days out of the month, what are you considering that?

02:45:33.000 Why would you have to come here?

02:45:35.000 I don't know.

02:45:43.000 There's a reason why when YouTube started all the big people moved here they didn't have to move here then they were all making money at home well it seems like a glamorous thing to do and YouTube does have offices here yes but the glamorous thing to do I think it's part of it let's come on we're gonna move to LA they made the offices here though because everyone was here that's right bitch so well we're here hey why are we here they got other offices they don't need beer Well,

02:46:02.000 the one thing that keeps me, there's the comedy store, there's the podcast, and having a great supply of guests, and being around all my friends.

02:46:10.000 Those are the reasons to stay here.

02:46:12.000 But if we could just have a mass exodus, we've got to get everybody to make enough money when they could just pull up and bail.

02:46:21.000 That's what, everybody's got to be able to just pull up and bail, and just like start a new community.

02:46:27.000 We could just all move next to Doug Stanhope.

02:46:30.000 Too much noise.

02:46:32.000 You're not going to sleep.

02:46:33.000 You got to make your own thing.

02:46:35.000 I think we go to like Santa Ynez.

02:46:36.000 We go to some weird cow country type place where people have their own chickens. 0.95

02:46:41.000 Yeah.

02:46:41.000 That's the move.

02:46:42.000 No, we're like that.

02:46:43.000 The purge happens like that.

02:46:45.000 And then five years into it, everyone comes and just kills you and cleans out your city.

02:46:48.000 And that's a ghost town. 1.00

02:46:49.000 Fucking be prepared, bro. 1.00

02:46:52.000 Got to be locked and loaded, bro. 1.00

02:46:55.000 It's going to be like the Dark Tower movie.

02:46:57.000 You've got to be prepared when they come.

02:46:58.000 Let's just move to Solvang.

02:47:00.000 That's not a bad spot if you like to drink a lot of wine, right?

02:47:03.000 And listen to the ladies talk about the health problems. 1.00

02:47:06.000 And the llamas or llamas.

02:47:08.000 Yeah, they have like alpacas up there.

02:47:10.000 They have to fight off the mountain lions.

02:47:11.000 The mountain lions come and jack their alpacas.

02:47:14.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of amazing spots up the coast.

02:47:17.000 You know, it's really interesting.

02:47:18.000 We lost like hundreds of yards of Route 1. From a giant landslide, and they still haven't figured out what the fuck to do. 0.99

02:47:26.000 It's closed still, right? 0.98

02:47:28.000 Still closed, yeah.

02:47:29.000 They're thinking about putting a road over the landslide, but they don't know when, and they want to let it settle.

02:47:36.000 Like, hey, what?

02:47:38.000 Why don't you just go inward a little and then go around?

02:47:41.000 Because if you were driving near that thing, you'd be like, oh my god, oh my god, please don't fall, please don't fall.

02:47:46.000 Those 300 yards or whatever where the landfall was, look how big it is.

02:47:50.000 Late 2018. How far is it?

02:47:53.000 It doesn't look far.

02:47:54.000 Oh, it's pretty far, dude.

02:47:55.000 You've got to look how tiny those cars are.

02:47:57.000 That's hundreds of yards for sure.

02:47:59.000 Doesn't say the distance.

02:48:01.000 Doesn't?

02:48:02.000 Well, pull up just so you can see it.

02:48:04.000 It ruined five million cubic yards.

02:48:06.000 Hold on, go back up a little bit.

02:48:08.000 Five million cubic, rained five million cubic yards of rocks and debris on a third of the mile.

02:48:15.000 Okay, so it's one third of a mile.

02:48:19.000 Wow, that's a lot.

02:48:21.000 That's so big.

02:48:22.000 You know, miles, 5,000 feet?

02:48:24.000 Is that what it is?

02:48:24.000 Yeah, it's divided by 3, so it's like 15. Holy shit.

02:48:27.000 So they should just go inwards. 0.98

02:48:29.000 So go back to the photo again, scroll down. 0.97

02:48:31.000 Look at how big that fucking slide is. 0.98

02:48:33.000 Just comes off the mountain. 0.99

02:48:35.000 There's a before and after, too, where they show the two stages of the landslide.

02:48:40.000 They show it before, and then they show the second stage, and then the third stage, where it finally is now. 0.97

02:48:46.000 It's fucking crazy, man. 0.98

02:48:47.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

02:48:49.000 Wow.

02:48:50.000 Yeah, it's, um, they have satellite images of what it looked like.

02:48:54.000 See, look how much fell off, man.

02:48:55.000 Look at that.

02:48:56.000 Boom! 0.99

02:48:56.000 That's crazy. 0.99

02:48:57.000 So what do you have to do now?

02:48:58.000 You just can't even go anywhere near there, right?

02:49:01.000 No!

02:49:02.000 Don't drive there!

02:49:03.000 It's gonna keep falling!

02:49:04.000 There's, like, somebody's house is right there, too. 0.96

02:49:06.000 It's like, I'm screwed. 1.00

02:49:08.000 He's so fucked. 1.00

02:49:09.000 He's so fucked. 1.00

02:49:10.000 It's gonna keep falling. 1.00

02:49:11.000 Like, more parts are gonna fall.

02:49:12.000 And they think part of it is, um, uh, the root system isn't strong enough to keep the, uh, The more trees and roots you have, the less likely it is to have the landslides, I guess, because the trees and the root system keep all the dirt.

02:49:26.000 So then if you have poor rainfall, then the trees don't grow as much, you don't have as much weeds, you don't have as much shit on the side of the hill.

02:49:35.000 You ever seen when you drive by Malibu and they've got cement all up on the side of certain hills and mesh and shit to keep things from falling?

02:49:42.000 Are these people holding on to their chunk of dirt with every tooth and claw?

02:49:50.000 Yeah.

02:49:50.000 There's supposedly, like, a lot of places, because of all the fires, like, this winter, it's gonna be mudslides everywhere for us.

02:49:58.000 That's what I've heard.

02:49:58.000 Yeah.

02:49:59.000 Burbank. 0.90

02:50:00.000 They say that the fire, one thing that the fires are good for, though, is, like, you need to burn some of that shit down, and it's supposed to be healthy, puts minerals in the soil, and then it builds things back up. 0.81

02:50:09.000 And then these fires through, like, lightning strikes were, like, super common. 0.98

02:50:13.000 And then things would burn down, and the rain would come, and they would repopulate with new seeds and shit. 0.93

02:50:19.000 Did you see this guy figured out how to put together sand so you could... 0.99

02:50:23.000 Stand on it.

02:50:24.000 Yeah, he put a car on it.

02:50:25.000 Yeah, he put pieces of paper in between the sand and then he pulled the sides off of it and the paper being compressed in between these pieces of sand allows it to hold tremendous weight without losing its form.

02:50:38.000 Weird.

02:50:38.000 Yeah, it's super weird.

02:50:40.000 See how it is?

02:50:40.000 It's like each thing is like a slice.

02:50:43.000 Right.

02:50:44.000 Like, see if they show how he did it.

02:50:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:50:48.000 It's pretty crazy.

02:50:49.000 So that's sort of how it works.

02:50:50.000 Similar, how you said the side of a freeway made me think of that.

02:50:54.000 Yeah.

02:50:56.000 So that's what they do with the side of the freeways thing?

02:50:58.000 That's how they reinforce those things?

02:51:00.000 Yeah, if you see them slowly build it up, it's kind of crazy to watch them do it, but...

02:51:04.000 Dude, I watched something really crazy.

02:51:05.000 You ever go to the If You High?

02:51:08.000 I started following it because you retweeted it yesterday.

02:51:10.000 Yeah, if you go to If You High, they have a thing where they're building a bridge, and they're moving a fucking gigantic girder, and this girder is like 100 yards wide, and they're picking it up.

02:51:22.000 Look at this. 0.69

02:51:24.000 This thing, it's a machine.

02:51:25.000 It goes to the end of the bridge where the edge is because they're building the bridge.

02:51:29.000 It stops and then this other thing comes down and then it moves forward and then connects.

02:51:35.000 It connects with the other side.

02:51:36.000 You've seen this?

02:51:37.000 Yeah, this is sweet. 1.00

02:51:38.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

02:51:39.000 It's crazy. 1.00

02:51:40.000 So it connects to the other side, extends, and then once it does that, then they bring in this huge cement girder. 0.99

02:51:47.000 I mean, it is fucking... 0.98

02:51:48.000 You see how small the people look next to it? 1.00

02:51:51.000 It's fucking huge. 0.99

02:51:53.000 This is cool. 0.99

02:51:54.000 It's like a football field, right?

02:51:56.000 I mean, isn't it?

02:51:57.000 Is that close to a football field?

02:51:58.000 How far is that?

02:52:00.000 Yeah, at least half of one, if not a full one.

02:52:02.000 At least 50 yards, right?

02:52:03.000 50 yards of solid concrete and steel.

02:52:06.000 It's huge!

02:52:07.000 And they set it down on top of these stone pillars and everybody must be shitting their pants going, what are we doing up here?

02:52:11.000 What are we doing up here?

02:52:12.000 What are we doing up here?

02:52:13.000 Where is this?

02:52:14.000 Japan or China? 0.71

02:52:15.000 I don't know.

02:52:16.000 Beijing?

02:52:16.000 Yeah.

02:52:17.000 Wow Joint Machinery Company.

02:52:19.000 I mean, that's how they do it, man, right?

02:52:21.000 That's sweet.

02:52:23.000 The crazy thing is to think that they built the Brooklyn Bridge back when? 1.00

02:52:26.000 When did they build that goddamn thing? 0.98

02:52:27.000 When did they build the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge? 1.00

02:52:30.000 When the fuck did they build that thing? 0.95

02:52:32.000 I mean, that was a long goddamn time ago, and that thing's still up. 0.98

02:52:35.000 It's so weird, the idea of building over water, too. 0.51

02:52:39.000 You have to, like, go nowhere.

02:52:40.000 To the point where you could drive a car over it?

02:52:42.000 Yeah, that's nuts.

02:52:44.000 1933, the Golden Gate Bridge was built.

02:52:48.000 That's crazy!

02:52:50.000 How long did it take them?

02:52:53.000 People back then worked harder.

02:52:54.000 They were different.

02:52:55.000 They had stronger hands.

02:52:57.000 How many years do you think it took to build?

02:53:00.000 I want to say it took two years.

02:53:02.000 I'd say five years.

02:53:04.000 What do you say, Jamie?

02:53:07.000 I don't know.

02:53:08.000 At least ten.

02:53:09.000 Ten?

02:53:10.000 Easily.

02:53:10.000 Okay.

02:53:11.000 Let's see.

02:53:12.000 I think I'm right.

02:53:14.000 I think it's like two years.

02:53:15.000 What'd you say, Brian?

02:53:16.000 Five.

02:53:17.000 Two, five, ten.

02:53:18.000 Alright.

02:53:19.000 How long did it take?

02:53:20.000 How many workers?

02:53:22.000 What do we got?

02:53:23.000 35 million bucks?

02:53:24.000 That's it? 1.00

02:53:24.000 Shit. 1.00

02:53:25.000 That's like J-Lo's house. 1.00

02:53:28.000 Six things you may not know.

02:53:29.000 Okay.

02:53:32.000 Why don't you just Google how long did it take?

02:53:34.000 I figured it when I came up right here.

02:53:35.000 Determined.

02:53:36.000 How long did it take?

02:53:38.000 How long did it take to build the Golden Gate Bridge?

02:53:41.000 Four and a half years.

02:53:43.000 Oh.

02:53:44.000 Yes!

02:53:45.000 Four and a half years.

02:53:46.000 You went over, bro.

02:53:47.000 It doesn't count, bro.

02:53:48.000 You went too far.

02:53:50.000 5.1 years.

02:53:51.000 You can't go over.

02:53:51.000 It's like Price is Right.

02:53:52.000 Isn't that how Price is Right works?

02:53:53.000 You go over.

02:53:54.000 It's like you do up to 21. No, you said hit me and you fucked up. 1.00

02:53:58.000 I could've won with one and one. 1.00

02:54:00.000 Yeah, you could've won with one.

02:54:01.000 No, you wouldn't have won with one because I had two.

02:54:04.000 So I was closer.

02:54:05.000 Two years, one day. 1.00

02:54:06.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:54:07.000 I win. 1.00

02:54:08.000 You would've won.

02:54:09.000 Yeah, you would've won.

02:54:10.000 You would've got that.

02:54:11.000 I'm not playing by those rules.

02:54:13.000 That's amazing that they built it that quick back then.

02:54:16.000 Think of that.

02:54:16.000 Like, less than five years, they built this incredible bridge that's still up.

02:54:20.000 And they did it in the Stone Age.

02:54:22.000 There was a lot more slaves back then.

02:54:24.000 They weren't.

02:54:26.000 They probably were though, right?

02:54:27.000 The Chinese people that built the railroads, they weren't technically slaves, but they weren't going anywhere either.

02:54:31.000 The Brooklyn Bridge was in 1870. Oh!

02:54:35.000 We did it first!

02:54:36.000 That's crazy.

02:54:37.000 The construction was started in 1870. It began technically 1869 because it was January 3rd.

02:54:42.000 You know what's interesting about that?

02:54:43.000 They're tearing down a bridge in downtown LA right now.

02:54:47.000 The 6th Street Bridge.

02:54:48.000 Yes.

02:54:48.000 They exploded it last year, I think.

02:54:50.000 Yeah, they're rebuilding it because it has something called concrete cancer.

02:54:56.000 Like, the concrete was rotting out.

02:54:59.000 Like, how are these dummies... 1.00

02:55:00.000 Do such a shitty job in this goddamn L.A. thing. 1.00

02:55:04.000 The bridge smoked a lot. 1.00

02:55:06.000 It was out here with all the fucking shitty traffic and bad air. 1.00

02:55:11.000 Imagine if that pollution actually destroyed concrete. 0.99

02:55:15.000 Yeah, pollution has been bad this year in Los Angeles.

02:55:18.000 Wow.

02:55:19.000 Beautiful bridge.

02:55:20.000 Last night we were on a no chimney.

02:55:21.000 We weren't allowed to use fireplaces if you had a fireplace.

02:55:24.000 Doesn't that seem weird?

02:55:25.000 They can't just fix that?

02:55:27.000 Yeah.

02:55:28.000 Doesn't that seem weird?

02:55:30.000 I mean, I guess it makes sense if the concrete's starting to break down. 1.00

02:55:34.000 Just, what a shit design. 0.99

02:55:36.000 Can you get your money back? 1.00

02:55:38.000 You know?

02:55:39.000 That was built in 1932. That's what was always said to those 9-11 truthers.

02:55:43.000 You know, like, everybody was, uh, they were pissed at this guy that owned Tower 7. You know, he said, pull it.

02:55:50.000 Pull the building. 1.00

02:55:52.000 You know what always drives me crazy?

02:55:53.000 Like, why didn't that guy freak out that that building just collapsed? 1.00

02:55:57.000 If that was my building and it lit on fire and just collapsed like that, I'm like, who the fuck designed this piece of shit? 1.00

02:56:02.000 Like, look at the building. 1.00

02:56:03.000 Look how it collapsed.

02:56:04.000 Like, did you guys not know that maybe it could catch fire?

02:56:07.000 You didn't plan for that?

02:56:09.000 Okay. 1.00

02:56:10.000 Well, you make me a new building, motherfucker. 1.00

02:56:12.000 Make it so they can light on fire and I can just rebuild it. 1.00

02:56:15.000 Don't make it so it collapses.

02:56:17.000 Should have bought the extended warranty.

02:56:19.000 The AppleCare.

02:56:20.000 They had insurance, right?

02:56:21.000 Supposedly.

02:56:21.000 Well, that's what the whole conspiracy is about.

02:56:24.000 That he told them to pull the building, have it all collapse.

02:56:28.000 How are insurance companies alive you know like look at all the the houses in puerto rico and texas and all that stuff that happened this year how is like nationwide still not running out of money that's a good question that's a very good question yeah i mean that's a lot like the cars you see a lot of cars of all the cars that got ruined for in houston like just like thousands of cars and you can't do anything with those cars you can't sell those cars no I wonder if they can even use the frames.

02:56:58.000 I mean, the frames might be rotten.

02:57:00.000 Probably not. 1.00

02:57:00.000 Rust and shit. 1.00

02:57:01.000 Probably not to melt everything. 0.99

02:57:03.000 A million cars in Houston.

02:57:07.000 And they're saying that a lot of them are being sold in Los Angeles and stuff.

02:57:12.000 People are buying them and trying to clean them up to make them look like they're fine.

02:57:18.000 Well, I wonder if you could just rewire them.

02:57:20.000 No, there's so much mold and stuff in there.

02:57:25.000 Are you a mechanic?

02:57:26.000 No, I saw a thing on it on the news, like why they can't use them.

02:57:30.000 My mom's car got flooded in the 90s when it flooded in Ohio.

02:57:34.000 We lived on the bottom of a hill. 1.00

02:57:35.000 The whole shit flooded. 0.99

02:57:36.000 A lot of people's houses were owned. 1.00

02:57:37.000 The car was fucked and didn't even get that much water in it. 0.99

02:57:39.000 Wow. 1.00

02:57:40.000 It's total.

02:57:41.000 Shouldn't they make a car that you can get wet?

02:57:43.000 Yeah.

02:57:43.000 Like a little waterproof?

02:57:45.000 You can drive it in the lake, but no one ever wanted that piece of shit. 0.99

02:57:48.000 Yeah, but remember when they couldn't do that with iPhones? 0.99

02:57:51.000 Like, there's no way.

02:57:51.000 Can't make it waterproof.

02:57:52.000 Right.

02:57:53.000 Well, that's one thing.

02:57:53.000 The Razer phone's not waterproof.

02:57:55.000 It's not?

02:57:55.000 Nope.

02:57:56.000 Nope.

02:57:56.000 Nowadays.

02:57:57.000 Yeah, nowadays you need that.

02:57:59.000 But it does have the power button right here.

02:58:01.000 There's also a thumbprint sensor.

02:58:03.000 Thumbprint sensor, yeah.

02:58:04.000 I mean, it's a beautiful phone.

02:58:06.000 It's weird how the design's like a square.

02:58:10.000 What's the battery life on it?

02:58:12.000 Phenomenal.

02:58:13.000 It's 4,000 milliamps.

02:58:14.000 Are you using it as your main phone right now?

02:58:15.000 No.

02:58:16.000 No.

02:58:17.000 Mostly using it to play games on. 1.00

02:58:19.000 Fuck around with it. 1.00

02:58:20.000 The sound is amazing. 1.00

02:58:23.000 When you play music on it, it's fucking incredible. 0.98

02:58:25.000 The gaming is supposed to be badass on it. 0.99

02:58:27.000 If you like watching a YouTube video, it's fucking loud. 0.95

02:58:30.000 Like you're watching it on a laptop with really good screen speakers. 0.98

02:58:33.000 You turned on the 120 hertz, right? 0.99

02:58:35.000 Yes.

02:58:35.000 That's the other thing.

02:58:36.000 It's one of the very few cell phones that has 120 hertz frame rate.

02:58:42.000 That's crazy.

02:58:43.000 So it means that you get 120 frames per second sometimes.

02:58:46.000 You know, depending on the game, which is like super silky smooth if you're playing something.

02:58:50.000 Like, and you're watching video.

02:58:52.000 Most things, it's not going to be able to take advantage of it, but games, a lot of games can.

02:58:56.000 Is this out yet?

02:58:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's out.

02:58:59.000 Dude, there's a lot of fun.

02:59:00.000 There's one called, I was watching Unblox Therapy.

02:59:03.000 Unblox?

02:59:04.000 Unblox Therapy.

02:59:05.000 Lewis had an article, or a video, rather, on the 1FT, is that it?

02:59:10.000 Yeah.

02:59:11.000 5T, is that it?

02:59:12.000 1 plus 5T? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:59:14.000 Is that how I say it?

02:59:14.000 Something like that, yeah.

02:59:15.000 See if that's the right thing to say, but that thing looks fucking incredible. 0.84

02:59:18.000 The big one.

02:59:19.000 Yeah, and it's half the price of like a Galaxy Note 8 or...

02:59:24.000 It's like $299.

02:59:26.000 It's $500.

02:59:27.000 Yeah, OnePlus 5T. Yeah, that thing...

02:59:29.000 So like, my point was that the level of cell phone, like your iPhone X, 10, sorry.

02:59:35.000 Sorry, nerds, don't get mad. 0.59

02:59:36.000 It's X. It's a fucking 10, bro! 1.00

02:59:38.000 Or even, you know, any of the new Google Pixels... 0.99

02:59:42.000 The level's so high now.

02:59:44.000 Everything, the Samsung Note, it's like these, everything is, like, I was watching a video comparison, and they are nitpicking.

02:59:51.000 I mean, these guys are nitpicking to find anything wrong with any of these phones.

02:59:55.000 Like, these things are like, they're literally like science fiction from ten years ago.

03:00:00.000 Ten years ago, the things that these things can do.

03:00:03.000 It opens with your face?

03:00:05.000 You look at it and it opens?

03:00:06.000 The OneFT has that, too.

03:00:09.000 One Plus FT? My Note has it.

03:00:11.000 My Note 8. It does have that?

03:00:12.000 Yeah, my Note 8 has it, but it's not the same level.

03:00:15.000 You have to stick it in your face.

03:00:17.000 The Note has retina detection, which is different.

03:00:23.000 This is facial recognition.

03:00:25.000 And then the One Plus FT has an even better version of facial recognition than the iPhone.

03:00:30.000 And Louis was showing how quick it opens.

03:00:32.000 He's like, how quick this opens?

03:00:33.000 Maybe I did not think about the same phone.

03:00:35.000 And it also has a fingerprint sensor in the back, which the iPhone doesn't have.

03:00:38.000 Yeah.

03:00:39.000 And a big-ass screen. 0.85

03:00:40.000 It's got a big-ass screen with little tiny-ass bezels. 0.72

03:00:42.000 It looks smooth.

03:00:43.000 The level, my point is, is just super high right now. 0.65

03:00:46.000 We're dorks like you and me.

03:00:49.000 Yeah, they're saying the next year one, they're already guessing at what next year's iPhone is.

03:00:55.000 They've got a patent for folding.

03:00:57.000 They unfold.

03:00:58.000 Which is cool in some ways.

03:01:00.000 Like imagine having like a normal size phone, but then you could fold it and make it an iPad.

03:01:05.000 You know what I mean?

03:01:07.000 Apparently they're really close to doing something like that.

03:01:10.000 I think there's at one point in time, they're going to figure out a way to put it in your glasses.

03:01:16.000 Yeah, I think it's going to be more like glasses or even just like a contact lens that you never take out.

03:01:21.000 Yeah, but if they have some dope sunglasses, like some cool frame, like Elton John style frames, and you have just a full screen computer playing in virtual reality in front of you all the time.

03:01:34.000 That might be the way to go.

03:01:36.000 I can't believe Google Glasses didn't really take off too much.

03:01:38.000 They weren't that good.

03:01:39.000 It was too small.

03:01:40.000 You were looking at it.

03:01:41.000 I tried it once.

03:01:42.000 I wore it during one of the UFC weigh-ins.

03:01:45.000 You're looking at this little thing over here, and you look down, you can see it, and you can look up and you don't.

03:01:50.000 You kind of look past it, but it's kind of there.

03:01:52.000 Wasn't right.

03:01:53.000 It wasn't the right thing.

03:01:54.000 I think augmented reality, where you're either looking through your phone or you have glasses on.

03:01:59.000 That's what I think.

03:02:00.000 You're going to have clear glasses on, and you're going to have your phone, and you're going to be able to switch to glass mode, and your phone will be in your pocket, and it'll Bluetooth with the glasses, and the glasses will be able to pull up anything.

03:02:11.000 That was the other thing that's pretty crazy about some of the new Google devices.

03:02:15.000 You take a photo of something, and it tells you what that thing is.

03:02:19.000 Like, you take a photo of the Colosseum, and it'll say, this is the Colosseum in Rome.

03:02:22.000 You're like, what?

03:02:23.000 Yeah, the new Pixel does.

03:02:24.000 It has that built in.

03:02:25.000 And how about this?

03:02:26.000 They have this thing called the Pixel Book.

03:02:28.000 Have you seen the Pixel Book?

03:02:29.000 You buy a pen, and you circle things on the screen, and it tells you what those things are.

03:02:34.000 Yeah.

03:02:34.000 My Note 8 has that.

03:02:35.000 Yeah.

03:02:36.000 My Note 8, you can just circle, like, a sentence, and it will translate it for you.

03:02:41.000 Dude.

03:02:42.000 Yeah.

03:02:42.000 That's pretty sweet.

03:02:43.000 How long before that becomes just standard?

03:02:47.000 We're going to get to some sort of Rosetta Stone type situation where we can read each other's thoughts.

03:02:53.000 You'll be able to talk. 0.84

03:02:55.000 Right now, the note-taking software is pretty goddamn good. 0.88

03:02:59.000 It's pretty goddamn good. 0.85

03:03:00.000 If you talk into your phone, whether it's with Google Notes or anything else, with Apple Notes, it'll pick up your voice very, very well.

03:03:08.000 What is it going to be like in five years from now?

03:03:10.000 I mean, it's going to be incredible.

03:03:11.000 And you're going to be able to do it in real time like they're doing with those earbuds, those Google earbuds.

03:03:15.000 You know, they're going to be able to do that in real time all the time.

03:03:18.000 And so there's going to be no language barriers that anybody ever has with anybody else.

03:03:21.000 It's amazing, isn't it?

03:03:22.000 It's weird.

03:03:23.000 Yeah.

03:03:23.000 It's crazy.

03:03:24.000 And then when you have the robot fights, between the robot fights and no language barriers, arrange, what is this?

03:03:33.000 I saw this at TwitchCon.

03:03:34.000 It's this eye tracking new...

03:03:37.000 It replaces your mouse, basically.

03:03:39.000 Using your eyes?

03:03:40.000 Yeah, it's a little sensor that's on the bottom, right below your screen, kind of, like where the fold is on your laptop, basically.

03:03:47.000 And you do a little bit of setting up, and it literally tracks everything you're looking at.

03:03:52.000 Oh, my God.

03:03:52.000 It did it really well.

03:03:53.000 I saw a little test right in front of me.

03:03:55.000 Would that work for games?

03:03:57.000 That's the idea for it.

03:03:58.000 If you were tired, though, it wouldn't work.

03:04:01.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:04:01.000 Maybe you, bitch. 1.00

03:04:02.000 That would be insane. 1.00

03:04:03.000 Imagine if you got that down to games and your cursor moved exactly where you wanted to go.

03:04:08.000 It might be too easy. 0.66

03:04:09.000 It'd be fucking people up with that. 0.98

03:04:11.000 Wait a second. 0.90

03:04:12.000 Is this an old video?

03:04:13.000 They were just advertising they had US 2.0 instead of 3.0.

03:04:18.000 It just works over 2.0.

03:04:20.000 Oh, I see.

03:04:21.000 Wow.

03:04:22.000 Tag your enemies by glancing at them.

03:04:24.000 Boom.

03:04:25.000 Boom.

03:04:26.000 Oh, my God.

03:04:27.000 Yeah, so whether or not games are actually needed or it becomes something actually useful in the future, we'll see.

03:04:34.000 But it's been announced and it's coming soon, or it's out now.

03:04:37.000 Some Alienware laptops, I think, are having it built into it.

03:04:40.000 Do not aim with my eyes.

03:04:42.000 Do not aim with my eyes.

03:04:43.000 Forget the face of your father. 0.98

03:04:47.000 Yeah, we're, I mean, we're at the cusp of some really wacky virtual reality, augmented reality type shit that's just around the corner.

03:04:53.000 It's gonna happen, it's gonna take us by storm, and it's gonna be just like all these other things that we use, like, automatically, we don't even think about it.

03:05:00.000 Because before Twitter existed, you didn't even think about it.

03:05:03.000 Before podcasts existed, you never even thought this could be a possibility.

03:05:07.000 That's gonna be the new one. 0.82

03:05:08.000 That's gonna be fucking crazy. 0.97

03:05:11.000 Some augmented reality type shit that you wear, and then eventually, they're gonna have the robot eyeballs. 0.97

03:05:17.000 Brian's gonna go. 0.69

03:05:18.000 He's gonna be an early adopter.

03:05:19.000 I'll do one of them first.

03:05:20.000 He's gonna be like, I'm tired of wearing glasses.

03:05:22.000 Can't read my phone.

03:05:23.000 I've lost my glasses.

03:05:24.000 But I would do one first.

03:05:26.000 After a few years of testing and stuff like that.

03:05:31.000 But, uh, would you do one?

03:05:32.000 Try one out.

03:05:34.000 I think there's going to be a bunch of options.

03:05:35.000 I think there's going to be options in terms of like augmented parts.

03:05:39.000 And then I think there's also going to be options in terms of like them being able to regenerate parts.

03:05:44.000 I think that's just around the corner too. 0.97

03:05:46.000 Because they can regenerate a lot of shit now with stem cells. 0.99

03:05:50.000 They grew a woman's bladder. 1.00

03:05:51.000 They made a bladder with skin cells and she had bladder cancer. 0.91

03:05:56.000 They grew her a new bladder. 0.62

03:05:57.000 There was that guy that's growing a new nose on his forehead.

03:06:00.000 Do you see that?

03:06:02.000 Is that from the same thing?

03:06:02.000 From stem cells?

03:06:03.000 Yeah.

03:06:04.000 Jesus.

03:06:04.000 And it's weird.

03:06:05.000 Like, on his forehead, he has a nose growing, or it's an ear, and he's growing it for him, his nose.

03:06:10.000 I wonder how long he has to do that for?

03:06:11.000 I don't know.

03:06:14.000 Wear hats, no one will know.

03:06:15.000 I saw a dude where, a video, rather, where a dude was getting his...

03:06:18.000 There we go.

03:06:18.000 Oh, Jesus.

03:06:19.000 He's gonna have a crazy nose.

03:06:20.000 God, what...

03:06:22.000 Yeah.

03:06:23.000 That's so weird.

03:06:24.000 It looks fake, but it's on National Geographic, so I don't know if it is.

03:06:28.000 Yeah, it's real.

03:06:29.000 What's wrong with his regular nose?

03:06:30.000 I think...

03:06:31.000 I forget what happened.

03:06:33.000 Wow, that's so strange.

03:06:35.000 Oh, it looks like it was burnt.

03:06:37.000 Man, that's another really crazy thing.

03:06:40.000 Have you ever seen what they do with skin that's been burnt now?

03:06:44.000 They spray stem cells, all of the skin, and it kills the burns and regenerates fresh tissue in those areas and you don't have a scar.

03:06:52.000 That's sweet.

03:06:52.000 That's like science fiction.

03:06:54.000 I mean, that's literally out of Star Wars or something.

03:06:56.000 Like, when you see it, they show people with these, like, really bad third-degree burns. 0.99

03:07:01.000 They're pretty fucked up. 0.96

03:07:02.000 And they spray this stem cell mist all over them, and then their skin just regenerates tissue. 1.00

03:07:10.000 Sweet.

03:07:11.000 Future.

03:07:12.000 Yeah, but it's really, essentially, we're talking about something that just a decade or two ago would be absolutely witchcraft.

03:07:19.000 You know? 1.00

03:07:21.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

03:07:22.000 And they're blocking it, too. 1.00

03:07:23.000 Like, we could be farther ahead in this whole field if they let stem cell shit be a little bit more legal here in the United States. 0.98

03:07:31.000 Well, I think it's more legal now than it used to be. 0.93

03:07:34.000 But I think the real issue was during the Bush administration.

03:07:37.000 I think it was, like, fetal stem cells they had a problem with.

03:07:40.000 They're really worried that people are going to get abortions just on purpose so they could...

03:07:44.000 Sell the babies to stem cell places and that people would be super immoral and just have a bunch of abortions and make money off the baby tissue. 1.00

03:07:51.000 I was like, ooh.

03:07:53.000 Which, it tells me something.

03:07:54.000 That's the problem.

03:07:55.000 Right?

03:07:56.000 The problem is, like, no, nobody would do that. 1.00

03:07:59.000 Yes, they would, motherfucker. 0.99

03:08:00.000 This hasn't been approved yet. 0.99

03:08:02.000 So, put it on, people.

03:08:03.000 Jesus Christ, what are you waiting, forever?

03:08:07.000 Dude, if you got burnt and they offered it to you, take it. 1.00

03:08:10.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

03:08:11.000 There's videos. 1.00

03:08:12.000 The videos look good.

03:08:15.000 Just, here's the thing.

03:08:16.000 All the people that are like crazy conspiracy theorists and worried about science and...

03:08:22.000 Ugh! 1.00

03:08:23.000 You gotta realize that science is responsible for this kind of shit. 1.00

03:08:27.000 Science might be able to save one of your kids. 1.00

03:08:29.000 Science might be able to fix your body.

03:08:31.000 These people are smarter than us.

03:08:34.000 We need to respect them.

03:08:36.000 And they're not lying about this stuff.

03:08:38.000 Yeah, there's people in the medical industry that make a lot of money off of pharmaceutical drugs and a bunch of things that make people super addicted and fuck up your life.

03:08:45.000 There's that too.

03:08:46.000 But there's also this.

03:08:48.000 It's like, it's not perfect.

03:08:49.000 You should definitely call out the parts that are bad.

03:08:52.000 But you gotta respect the people that are smarter than us. 0.99

03:08:54.000 That are making all the awesome shit. 0.99

03:08:56.000 Because it's not you. 0.99

03:08:57.000 And it's not me.

03:08:58.000 Right?

03:08:59.000 But Jesus, Joe.

03:09:01.000 Jesus doesn't want us. 1.00

03:09:02.000 Jesus made the people that made the awesome shit. 0.99

03:09:03.000 So there, I'll give you that. 1.00

03:09:04.000 How about that?

03:09:05.000 We'll leave it a thought.

03:09:07.000 And walk away friends.

03:09:10.000 You got a show.

03:09:11.000 Big show tonight.

03:09:12.000 Tonight, yeah.

03:09:12.000 Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher, Mary Lynn Rice.

03:09:15.000 Got a bunch of people.

03:09:16.000 Brandon Schraub.

03:09:17.000 Brendan Schaub, Lucas.

03:09:19.000 Lucas Hurl, yeah.

03:09:21.000 Who else?

03:09:21.000 Jeremiah Watkins.

03:09:22.000 Jeremiah Watkins, Pat Reagan. 1.00

03:09:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:09:24.000 It's going to be fun. 1.00

03:09:25.000 It's at 8.30.

03:09:26.000 That's tonight.

03:09:26.000 Comedy store.

03:09:27.000 And then tomorrow I'm doing Sam Tripoli's show that's in the main room that's got a bunch of killers on it, too.

03:09:31.000 Good times.

03:09:33.000 This weekend, Detroit.

03:09:34.000 I think shows are sold out.

03:09:36.000 I don't know.

03:09:37.000 I should pay more attention.

03:09:38.000 But we'll be back tomorrow with C.T. Fletcher and Brian Callen.

03:09:42.000 It's a fucking double-header day! 0.99

03:09:44.000 No, I won't let Brian Callen ruin C.T. Fletcher's interview. 0.99

03:09:47.000 Don't worry.

03:09:47.000 C.T. will be by himself, and then Brian Callen will be later.

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 27, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience #1043 - Brian Redban

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