The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1094 - Brian Redban

00:00:05.000 So Jamie Vernon has some Facebook stock for sale.

00:00:10.000 He's uploaded it to Craigslist.

00:00:13.000 Take it.

00:00:13.000 Take it off my hands.

00:00:15.000 I think it'll bounce back.

00:00:16.000 If you guys don't know what we're talking about, Facebook, apparently...

00:00:19.000 Jamie, you were the one who first told me about it.

00:00:20.000 Why don't you fill people in?

00:00:22.000 Well, from what I saw, there's something going on.

00:00:24.000 I think the company is called Cambridge Analytica.

00:00:28.000 What I've also then learned is that Steve Bannon used to be the VP of this company.

00:00:33.000 But that was before he was in the Trump campaign.

00:00:35.000 And they are...

00:00:37.000 Responsible for scraping millions of users' personal information, I think, through a couple apps, maybe?

00:00:42.000 Like a personality app, if someone took one of those- Like a personality quiz, right?

00:00:45.000 Like those online quizzes?

00:00:47.000 Clickbait polls and stuff.

00:00:49.000 But let's be... 1.00

00:00:51.000 Those are morons that answer those things, right? 1.00

00:00:54.000 For the most part. 1.00

00:00:55.000 Or people that are super bored.

00:00:56.000 And that's how you get, most of the time, how you get your Facebook password stolen is from those things.

00:01:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:02.000 Or from sneaky emails that tell you your account's been compromised.

00:01:06.000 Please re-enter your password.

00:01:08.000 And you're like, it's okay.

00:01:10.000 Well, it doesn't say Facebook on the URL. They can be sneaky with their URLs, too.

00:01:16.000 Like, put something in front of it and then Facebook.

00:01:18.000 And you're like, oh, it looks like Facebook.

00:01:20.000 You know?

00:01:21.000 So, the FTC is looking into this case right now, apparently, as of yesterday.

00:01:27.000 And what I read is they face up to a potentially $40,000 fine for every infraction, which would total over $2 trillion.

00:01:36.000 What?

00:01:38.000 Their stock has tanked.

00:01:39.000 I think it was like 8% yesterday.

00:01:41.000 It's at 8.5% so far today.

00:01:43.000 It's down to $165 a share.

00:01:45.000 It was like $185 two days ago.

00:01:48.000 So, and then a lot of people then are also now talking about just getting rid of their Facebook account altogether.

00:01:53.000 I talked about this last night.

00:01:54.000 I'm on the actual fence of doing that just because I can't take it anymore.

00:01:58.000 That's the only place I go to where it's just I get annoyed.

00:02:00.000 I get in fights.

00:02:01.000 I have to see my sister talk about Trump every day.

00:02:04.000 It's just upsetting now.

00:02:07.000 It's a very good forum for people that are into political arguments.

00:02:12.000 Like political arguments, gay rights arguments, there's a lot of like, that's like one of the last places where it's okay to say that you don't think gay people should be married.

00:02:23.000 It's like, you know, I just know some people that I probably shouldn't know anymore.

00:02:29.000 Yeah.

00:02:29.000 And occasionally, you know, we're on my real Facebook page, which I never go to.

00:02:34.000 Like, if I go to it once a year, it's a lot.

00:02:36.000 And that's where all the fake news stuff is.

00:02:38.000 Like, I thought Pam Anderson died the other day, and it was just one of those fake news stories, and that's always where you find it, is on Facebook.

00:02:45.000 Whenever you go and read an article and those things at the bottom, they're like, you should see what she looks like now. 0.97

00:02:50.000 And there's like 30 of them.

00:02:52.000 Like, wait a minute. 1.00

00:02:53.000 They're just throwing shit at you. 1.00

00:02:55.000 They just literally are like, come on, you're going to bite on one of these. 1.00

00:02:58.000 Come on, what is it?

00:02:59.000 Kevin Costner?

00:03:00.000 You can't believe what he looks like now.

00:03:02.000 Remember that girl from Precious?

00:03:03.000 You can't believe it!

00:03:05.000 How often does it work, though?

00:03:06.000 You check every so often, right?

00:03:07.000 No, I don't anymore.

00:03:08.000 I do.

00:03:08.000 But they got me a few times in the early days.

00:03:10.000 Let's Google it again.

00:03:11.000 I thought that those were below...

00:03:13.000 See, it's a sneaky thing because they took the place of real stories.

00:03:17.000 It's like it used to...

00:03:18.000 You go to CNN, and everything would be CNN. But now you go to CNN, everything's CNN up until the line, and then below the line, it's like sponsored content.

00:03:27.000 Like, wait, [...

00:03:28.000 This isn't...

00:03:29.000 This is so sneaky, because this is barely an ad.

00:03:32.000 This is like an article on CNN that takes you to some new place, and every page, like you have to keep changing pages, and every page is like one paragraph.

00:03:43.000 Like one paragraph on what Kevin Costner looked like in 1980. Okay, what about 81?

00:03:48.000 Boom, next page.

00:03:49.000 In 81, Kevin Costner started to gain weight.

00:03:52.000 Yeah, and then there's usually not the photo that you want to see.

00:03:54.000 You know how, like, the thumbnail has, like, Kevin Costner's head blown apart, and you're like, I want to see that picture!

00:03:59.000 Right, and it's never in there.

00:04:00.000 It's not even in there.

00:04:01.000 It's fake. 1.00

00:04:02.000 Sons of bitches. 1.00

00:04:04.000 Clickbait. 1.00

00:04:05.000 Yeah, that and Snapchat, I think, should go.

00:04:08.000 I might be out and done with this, too.

00:04:09.000 Well, the Snapchat, Rihanna, Chris Brown thing is crazy.

00:04:13.000 The fact that somebody greenlit that, it cost them almost a billion dollars.

00:04:18.000 Like, instantly. 0.98

00:04:20.000 Weren't they down like some 800 million dollars or some fucking insane number? 0.84

00:04:24.000 Yeah, the second time that's happened in a couple weeks. 0.99

00:04:27.000 Yeah, one of them was like Kylie Jenner saying it sucks, right? 0.81

00:04:30.000 Yeah, the hottest Kardashian. 0.80

00:04:32.000 So, 800 million they dropped after Rihanna condemned ad making light of domestic violence.

00:04:38.000 So the question was in the poll, would you rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown?

00:04:43.000 Like, what? 0.62

00:04:44.000 What would you do?

00:04:45.000 Look at this.

00:04:45.000 Look at that.

00:04:47.000 Of course everyone wants to punch.

00:04:48.000 Who wants to slap Rihanna? 1.00

00:04:50.000 There's a lot of dudes. 1.00

00:04:53.000 There's a lot of assholes out there. 1.00

00:04:54.000 There's got to be probably a sizable percentage of the people who clicked slap Rihanna just because they don't like their life. 1.00

00:05:01.000 Like, fuck that bitch. 1.00

00:05:03.000 I would like to see what the results were of this. 1.00

00:05:06.000 Yeah, well, you would have to join the Bannon administration, and then they get you involved in Cambridge Analytics, and you've got to give up your fingerprints.

00:05:15.000 I don't know how anybody could say, yeah, put that on Snapchat.

00:05:19.000 Like, that seems so fucking insane.

00:05:22.000 That seems like a joke, like in a movie, you know? 0.98

00:05:25.000 Where, like, you talk about, like, a clueless executive, you know?

00:05:28.000 Like, this is my idea, what do you think?

00:05:30.000 Lots of clicks?

00:05:31.000 Lots of clicks?

00:05:32.000 You know, cut to him with a sad face, holding his box of stuff as he's being kicked out of his office, and stay out!

00:05:41.000 That doesn't seem like something as huge as Snapchat.

00:05:46.000 How could they do that?

00:05:47.000 The whole redesign they did recently, it already was confusing and annoying to begin with.

00:05:52.000 I don't use it at all.

00:05:53.000 Now it's even worse.

00:05:55.000 They even had a website, a petition to switch back.

00:06:01.000 I think they got up to a million users saying, we want the old Snapchat back.

00:06:05.000 And they were like, no, it's better now.

00:06:07.000 We're not listening to you.

00:06:09.000 Well, Instagram listened, right?

00:06:11.000 They went back to things being in chronological order.

00:06:14.000 Did they do that?

00:06:16.000 They tested it out as like a beta test.

00:06:18.000 It hasn't happened for everyone yet, but it probably will happen or it's going to become an option soon.

00:06:22.000 Yeah, nobody likes this nonsense.

00:06:23.000 I'll look at my feed from real recent and it says, I'll look at someone's post and I'll say, this is yesterday.

00:06:29.000 And then I look at the time, it says 26 hours ago. 0.99

00:06:32.000 I'm like, what in the fuck is that? 0.99

00:06:34.000 I hate that. 0.99

00:06:34.000 Why are you showing me something from a day ago? 0.99

00:06:36.000 Yeah, like, or I'm going to be here tonight, and that was from like three days ago.

00:06:40.000 I already missed this concert.

00:06:41.000 Have you ever seen this, Joe?

00:06:42.000 This came out recently, this Snapchat app, uh...

00:06:45.000 Opened up their map.

00:06:46.000 It's called the Snap Map.

00:06:47.000 So these are where the hot zones are where snaps are taking place right now.

00:06:51.000 What?

00:06:51.000 Yeah.

00:06:52.000 Universal Studios.

00:06:53.000 It's basically like a stalker map for people that don't have everything private but like this is Universal Studios so it's a hot zone.

00:06:58.000 This is the Hollywood and Highland hot zone over here in UCLA hot zone where all the kids are.

00:07:03.000 Right.

00:07:03.000 So you can like watch where trends or things are happening while they're happening and whatnot.

00:07:07.000 Makes sense.

00:07:09.000 I mean, that they can track that.

00:07:11.000 And those spots, I would assume, you know, like Disneyland, right?

00:07:14.000 It's got to be a hot zone.

00:07:15.000 Like anywhere there's a giant population area.

00:07:17.000 But what? 0.96

00:07:18.000 I don't even know what the fuck a snap is. 0.95

00:07:20.000 Is it just like a picture? 0.98

00:07:21.000 It's just like Instagram.

00:07:22.000 It's like Instagram.

00:07:23.000 10 second picture or video or whatever.

00:07:25.000 But it goes away?

00:07:26.000 If you want it to.

00:07:27.000 It doesn't have to anymore.

00:07:28.000 That used to be the idea.

00:07:29.000 Yeah, it just disappeared.

00:07:31.000 Yeah.

00:07:31.000 But everyone competed and so now they have to...

00:07:34.000 That'll keep it around.

00:07:35.000 It's so funny how privacy has changed over the years.

00:07:38.000 Remember AOL 1 or 2, where you used to have member directory, where you just type in your address, and it'll show you all the users near your house, and then you could just instant message these people out of the blue and go, Hey, you look cute.

00:07:50.000 I live down the street from you.

00:07:51.000 You want to hook up?

00:07:52.000 They even showed where you were.

00:07:55.000 Well, we were talking about this yesterday with Kurt Metzger.

00:07:57.000 We were talking about Barry Crimmins, how Barry Crimmins, you know, Barry Crimmins has a, there's a documentary that Bobcat made for him about him called, They Call Me Lucky?

00:08:07.000 Is that what it's called?

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 Or just Lucky?

00:08:09.000 Call me Lucky?

00:08:10.000 Call me Lucky?

00:08:12.000 Anyway, in the documentary it details his battle with AOL. Where AOL was allowing people to trade child porn.

00:08:20.000 And they had a policy where if three strikes and you're out.

00:08:24.000 So you could trade child porn. 0.94

00:08:25.000 Call me Lucky. 1.00

00:08:27.000 You could trade child porn three times. 1.00

00:08:30.000 And it's fucking insane. 0.99

00:08:32.000 And he actually was a big part of that trial and bringing it to trial. 0.99

00:08:38.000 Yeah, the thing is insane.

00:08:40.000 That wasn't that long ago.

00:08:41.000 That was 20 years ago.

00:08:43.000 20 years ago, you could trade child porn on AOL. Jesus.

00:08:49.000 And if you got caught, they just said, hey, don't do that again. 1.00

00:08:52.000 Like, now they come to your fucking house and they lock you up. 0.99

00:08:55.000 Like, it's really interesting how much that's advanced. 1.00

00:08:59.000 You know?

00:09:00.000 This is what I was going to show you guys a second ago.

00:09:02.000 I just saw a story yesterday that never before they thought iPhones could be cracked, and now this company has this little box, which there's a picture right here.

00:09:10.000 It's not that expensive.

00:09:12.000 $15,000 gets the police 300 license unlocks, and they can spend double and have unlimited unlocks, and it will unlock every iPhone newer than an iPhone 5S, it said.

00:09:23.000 Their pricing structure is weird because if you get the $15,000 one, you're only allowed to do it at a location that's like geo-fenced in.

00:09:30.000 You're not allowed to do it anywhere else.

00:09:31.000 Hold on a second.

00:09:32.000 You said newer than an iPhone 5S? 5S and newer.

00:09:36.000 And newer.

00:09:37.000 So if you just have a 5...

00:09:39.000 I guess. 1.00

00:09:40.000 You can't do shit? 0.99

00:09:40.000 It would be the older operating system, I think. 0.99

00:09:42.000 People are going to go to flip phones.

00:09:44.000 But you might not be able to use those anymore.

00:09:46.000 It's just so convenient to do things on your phone.

00:09:49.000 That's part of the problem.

00:09:50.000 You know what I've taken to doing lately?

00:09:52.000 Using Apple Pay at the grocery store?

00:09:54.000 Ooh, it's so exciting.

00:09:55.000 It's so exciting.

00:09:56.000 It's like I'm living in the future.

00:09:58.000 I double-click, it sees my face.

00:10:00.000 Ooh! 0.96

00:10:02.000 I just bought one of those little square devices you know so like if you're selling shirts after a show or something and it has that built into it so you could just people are just using their iPhones on it whoa yeah $40 device you get on Amazon that's crazy using it with your iMac is good too yeah it's a your iMac yeah if you buy something on your iMac and it's linked to your phone it'll just like you want to use apple pay and then you pull out your phone and confirm with your face or your well on my laptop it is a fingerprint for like for apple pay yeah Yeah,

00:10:33.000 that's...

00:10:33.000 Be paid with your Apple Watch though like a pimp yet.

00:10:36.000 Jesus!

00:10:37.000 It's too much.

00:10:39.000 I mean, like, this has got to be escalating, right?

00:10:43.000 So the people that are sitting back, the forecasters, they're looking like, what is technology going to be in 10 years?

00:10:49.000 Like, what are they seeing?

00:10:50.000 What's their predictions?

00:10:51.000 Because this is, uh, it's getting into your body somehow.

00:10:55.000 It's coming in one of the holes. 1.00

00:10:56.000 It's like a dude right now rubbing his dick on the outside, trying to find a place to stick it in. 1.00

00:11:01.000 He's got it on your wrist. 1.00

00:11:02.000 He's got it in your pocket.

00:11:05.000 He's trying to get it in your body.

00:11:07.000 He's got it in your ears.

00:11:08.000 They're putting, you know, earbuds in, like those AirPods.

00:11:12.000 These are the best. 0.97

00:11:12.000 You do fucking Siri with a double tap on your airpods. 0.97

00:11:16.000 It knows when you're taking them out of your ear so it pauses your music or video. 0.99

00:11:19.000 It's incredible.

00:11:21.000 They're incredible.

00:11:22.000 And they don't fall out when you work out either.

00:11:24.000 I thought that was gonna be a problem.

00:11:25.000 They're not as good.

00:11:25.000 They're not as good for working out.

00:11:27.000 But what is, is what's actually even better to me is that for the sound is those Beats 3s.

00:11:34.000 I got those wireless Beats ones.

00:11:35.000 Those things hook over your ear with that little rubber thing and they lock in place.

00:11:40.000 You could get a serious workout in with those on.

00:11:42.000 The AirPods, they do fall off.

00:11:44.000 They do fall off occasionally.

00:11:45.000 They have these skins too to make it a little tighter. 0.96

00:11:48.000 I found on Amazon.

00:11:49.000 Yeah, it's just like this generic thing that goes over it to kind of tighten it up in your ear.

00:11:53.000 It's an awesome idea.

00:11:55.000 It's not perfect.

00:11:55.000 It would be perfect if they hooked onto your ear.

00:11:59.000 But then they wouldn't be fitting into that box.

00:12:01.000 So it's almost like they can't be perfect.

00:12:03.000 Because part of the thing is that they fit in that little tiny-ass box.

00:12:06.000 You pop it open, it's got a little green light on, and it's a battery pack too.

00:12:09.000 And it's magnetic. 0.99

00:12:11.000 I mean, shit, that's slick. 1.00

00:12:13.000 That's slick. 1.00

00:12:14.000 No one saw that coming either.

00:12:15.000 That's one of those weird ones where nobody saw it coming.

00:12:18.000 You know?

00:12:20.000 It wasn't really necessary.

00:12:21.000 No one saw it being necessary until someone made it, I think.

00:12:24.000 I'll tell you what's not necessary is that HomePod they released.

00:12:26.000 That thing's just a dump. 0.99

00:12:28.000 That thing sucks. 1.00

00:12:29.000 I mean, it sounds amazing, but Siri is so stupid compared to Alexa. 1.00

00:12:34.000 It's weird. 0.99

00:12:34.000 Is it? 0.99

00:12:35.000 Alexa's just smart as fuck. 1.00

00:12:37.000 So Amazon's Alexa, Siri, and then there's... 0.99

00:12:39.000 What about the Google Home?

00:12:40.000 Have you tried that one?

00:12:41.000 Nah, I didn't.

00:12:42.000 I heard that one's supposed to be better, too.

00:12:44.000 I think it probably is.

00:12:45.000 I mean, if it's the same as the Android phone one, it's good. 0.94

00:12:48.000 Series like that girl that was really hot but decided to stop working out You know and she's like she's still pretty hot, but then all these other girls are going to the gym all the time Look at them like look at her butt though. 1.00

00:13:00.000 Look at her legs and series just kind of Siri's kind of sloppy. 1.00

00:13:05.000 It's pretty annoying now how many times my Siri and my Alexis go off just from people going, hey Siri, you know, like on a podcast or something and it just ruins everything.

00:13:14.000 Yeah, if you have it set like that, I mean, we've probably triggered a ton of people just you doing that right there.

00:13:20.000 People always complain when I say that.

00:13:22.000 And then there's the hey Google complaint too.

00:13:24.000 Same thing.

00:13:25.000 You say hey Google and someone's got their system or whatever it is.

00:13:29.000 What is the thing you're supposed to say?

00:13:31.000 Hey Google?

00:13:33.000 You should be able to put anything you want, though, by now.

00:13:36.000 Right. 1.00

00:13:37.000 Hey, fuckface! 1.00

00:13:38.000 Yes, sir? 1.00

00:13:39.000 It should be fuckface. 0.99

00:13:40.000 That would be the best. 1.00

00:13:42.000 Just call your computer fuckface. 1.00

00:13:44.000 My Alexa did one of those things where, out of the blue, I think it was in the news recently, where you're just sitting there, and she just starts laughing. 1.00

00:13:50.000 Yeah, I heard about that.

00:13:52.000 Like a witch. 0.81

00:13:53.000 What is that? 1.00

00:13:54.000 I would shoot that thing. 1.00

00:13:55.000 I would take it outside and fill it full of holes. 1.00

00:13:58.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:13:59.000 I can't fucking sleep with a robot laughing in my house. 1.00

00:14:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:14:04.000 Wake up to get a drink in the middle of the night and see her laugh. 1.00

00:14:07.000 She also, it's so weird how many Easter eggs she has. 0.62

00:14:10.000 She also has like seven songs now.

00:14:12.000 Like you go, hey Siri, sing me a love song.

00:14:14.000 She will sing you a love song.

00:14:16.000 Alexa or Siri?

00:14:16.000 Which one?

00:14:17.000 Alexa, I'm sorry.

00:14:17.000 Alexa.

00:14:18.000 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 Sing me a love song.

00:14:19.000 She has love songs ready?

00:14:21.000 Yeah, that she sings. 0.94

00:14:22.000 And she has like a rap song and she has one about technology.

00:14:26.000 I always wonder why Stephen Hawking never upgraded his voice.

00:14:29.000 He didn't want to, I think.

00:14:30.000 I think I remember reading that or something.

00:14:32.000 He liked keeping it that way.

00:14:33.000 Yeah, I get.

00:14:35.000 I get it.

00:14:36.000 That's why he kept it that way.

00:14:37.000 But I mean, what kind of logic behind that is that?

00:14:40.000 Maybe he just wanted to keep it creepy.

00:14:43.000 He wanted to keep it obviously electronic.

00:14:48.000 Whereas there's some places you can get to with some of these new voice things.

00:14:53.000 What was that movie?

00:14:54.000 She? 0.98

00:14:55.000 The movie with Joaquin Phoenix?

00:14:59.000 That was an interesting movie.

00:15:01.000 Yeah, they could have paid anybody to be his voice, I would imagine.

00:15:04.000 They had the time, the technology to figure it out.

00:15:06.000 He could have been Samuel L. Jackson.

00:15:08.000 Yeah, for Stephen Hawking?

00:15:10.000 Yeah, but it probably would sound off like this.

00:15:12.000 It wouldn't sound like a real conversation.

00:15:16.000 You know, it'd be all...

00:15:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:18.000 It's like, you've heard them do that with voice, like when they take people's voices and they chop them up and try to piece together some sort of audio of something that they didn't really say, if they're being obvious about it.

00:15:28.000 But you know, there's technology right now, like Photoshop, that's going to allow people to stitch audio together.

00:15:33.000 I believe we've talked about it on the podcast before.

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:36.000 It's getting better and better.

00:15:37.000 There's a Radiolab episode where they showed where it's at now, and it's one of those things where right now it's not ready.

00:15:45.000 It's still, like, if you heard it, you'd go, oh, that's not Brian. 0.98

00:15:48.000 That's a fake conversation put together from a bunch of shit Brian said. 1.00

00:15:53.000 It's like that porn, that fake porn. 1.00

00:15:55.000 That's even more crazy. 0.99

00:15:57.000 Yeah.

00:15:58.000 Because they could just take your face, like, take pictures and pretty seamlessly stitch your face onto the character.

00:16:04.000 With emotions, with opening mouths, with blinking and stuff.

00:16:07.000 I've seen some really good ones still, like the girl from Harry Potter.

00:16:10.000 Ay-yi-yi. 0.77

00:16:11.000 Well, it's what they're doing with Snapchat, right?

00:16:14.000 When someone pretends to be Rick from The Walking Dead.

00:16:16.000 Like, Delia did that. 1.00

00:16:18.000 And I'm like, God damn, that's pretty close. 0.99

00:16:21.000 It's pretty close. 0.95

00:16:22.000 Like, I know that it's obviously that there's a thing going on here, but it's pretty close to what it would really look like. 0.99

00:16:30.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:16:30.000 It's good enough. 1.00

00:16:31.000 It's good enough to make you go, whoa, this wasn't around before. 0.99

00:16:35.000 Like, if somebody showed you that Snapchat thing that all the girls do where they put dog faces on and shit and barf, barf and pretend to be a puppy dog or unicorns or whatever, if someone showed you that just ten years ago, you would be, holy shit, you wouldn't believe it. 0.99

00:16:50.000 You wouldn't believe it. 0.98

00:16:51.000 You would look at, like, that thing that lets you become Rick from The Walking Dead and you would go, what? 1.00

00:16:55.000 What the fuck, man? 0.99

00:16:57.000 This is incredible. 1.00

00:16:58.000 If someone showed you that in 1998, do you know how mind-blowing and groundbreaking that would be?

00:17:05.000 Now it's a part of an app that's on your phone that sits in your pocket.

00:17:10.000 Like, what happened?

00:17:12.000 And how quick did this happen?

00:17:13.000 Which hole is it going in?

00:17:15.000 It's probably going to be a suppository.

00:17:17.000 Just so that the alien...

00:17:18.000 It's like an ironic...

00:17:21.000 That the aliens have figured out a way to mock us while defeating us. 1.00

00:17:25.000 And the way is just to give you the most ultimate bliss with this tiny little robot dick. 1.00

00:17:30.000 You don't even feel it. 1.00

00:17:30.000 Just put this robot dick in your butt. 1.00

00:17:32.000 It's appository. 1.00

00:17:33.000 And because your butt doesn't have like skin, it's not the same. 0.95

00:17:37.000 It's like open tissue. 0.98

00:17:39.000 That's why it's so good for getting infected.

00:17:41.000 So this little robot can just seamlessly interact with all that open tissue.

00:17:48.000 And that's how you connect with God.

00:17:53.000 They're gonna talk us in just the way they did with these Cambridge analytics.

00:17:56.000 They sneak you in the door.

00:17:57.000 You think it's a personality quiz. 1.00

00:17:59.000 You're really electing a dumb president. 1.00

00:18:00.000 You know, same thing. 1.00

00:18:02.000 You think, well, I'm just gonna go meet God.

00:18:04.000 No.

00:18:04.000 You're giving birth to the robot empire.

00:18:06.000 Do little tiny robot dicks. 1.00

00:18:08.000 It's not impossible to think. 0.94

00:18:11.000 Look, we're willing to put glasses over our face so we can see better. 0.99

00:18:14.000 Why wouldn't we put little metal bullets Up our butt. 1.00

00:18:19.000 If you found out that it makes life infinitely better. 0.99

00:18:22.000 Like, we can't believe that this is the case. 0.99

00:18:25.000 The only way to do it is up your butt. 0.99

00:18:27.000 You know, we've tried, and then people are like, oh, come on, I'm not doing that. 1.00

00:18:31.000 And then a few guys do it, and they're walking around your neighborhood, and fucking sparkles are coming out of their eyes. 0.98

00:18:35.000 They're so happy. 0.99

00:18:38.000 They're so happy they couldn't be happier. 0.57

00:18:40.000 And you're like, goddammit, I need to try it.

00:18:42.000 People are flying.

00:18:43.000 They're flying around your neighborhood. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Because they have that robot dick. 1.00

00:18:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:46.000 I'd do that. 1.00

00:18:47.000 Like Andy Stumpf in the wingsuit.

00:18:49.000 They're doing that around your neighborhood, but they control it themselves. 0.99

00:18:52.000 And it's all because of this robot dick that bends space and time. 0.98

00:18:55.000 Do you just have to do it once, or is it an everyday thing? 1.00

00:18:56.000 Keep it in your ass. 1.00

00:18:57.000 When you take it out of your ass, then you become a normal human. 1.00

00:19:00.000 And then eventually, they figure out a way... 1.00

00:19:03.000 To keep it in there?

00:19:04.000 To keep it in there, yeah. 1.00

00:19:05.000 They, like, bolt it to the wall of your asshole. 1.00

00:19:08.000 Your strap. 1.00

00:19:09.000 Where's your butt strap? 1.00

00:19:10.000 Yeah, you gotta get it cleaned out every now and then, because shit gets caked on it on the way out. 0.99

00:19:16.000 It doesn't always get the full signal to your skin. 0.99

00:19:19.000 Do you do it to yourself or do you have to have somebody do it?

00:19:21.000 I can do it to myself. 1.00

00:19:22.000 I'm not a pussy. 1.00

00:19:23.000 I need to go to some doctor. 1.00

00:19:25.000 Stick a robot dick in my butt. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Come on. 1.00

00:19:29.000 It would suck if you were bungee jumping and your robot dick fell out. 1.00

00:19:33.000 And then all of a sudden, you know, sadness in the middle of the day. 1.00

00:19:37.000 That would be crazy.

00:19:38.000 Look, we're already doing that with pills, right? 1.00

00:19:40.000 People that are addicted to Xanax, and I know a few, that shit apparently makes you feel great. 0.99

00:19:46.000 Is that the upper or downer? 1.00

00:19:47.000 That's the there's no problems in the world drug.

00:19:51.000 It's an anxiety reliever. 1.00

00:19:54.000 And the people that take it, man, they get hooked on that shit. 1.00

00:19:57.000 Don Marrere is very open about it. 1.00

00:19:59.000 He takes that shit every day. 1.00

00:20:01.000 He's so great. 1.00

00:20:02.000 He's great.

00:20:03.000 We had him last night on Kill Tony.

00:20:04.000 He's the best at that.

00:20:05.000 No one's better at Kill Tony than Don Marrere.

00:20:08.000 He's so quick, you know? 1.00

00:20:10.000 He knows, like, the most ridiculous shit to say. 1.00

00:20:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:15.000 But he likes them Xanax. 1.00

00:20:17.000 I know a lot of...

00:20:18.000 Stanhope likes Xanax, too.

00:20:19.000 He's just joking around about if he got out of a plane and kissed the floor when he landed in America, it would be because he saw Xanax on the ground.

00:20:28.000 I know.

00:20:31.000 They love those things. 1.00

00:20:33.000 I'm scared of that shit. 1.00

00:20:34.000 I don't want anything that makes me feel like there's no problems. 1.00

00:20:37.000 I think the only reason why a lot of people don't do it is because they don't have a friend that has a bunch of Xanax that's constantly giving them Xanax or something.

00:20:44.000 Because I never see pills or, you know, I'm not around that road at all.

00:20:47.000 Like, oh, I don't even know what a Xanax looks like, you know?

00:20:50.000 Yeah.

00:20:50.000 But I bet if we had a friend that always had Xanax on and always be like, man, you want Xanax?

00:20:54.000 You know, I bet that's how you get into it.

00:20:57.000 I think somebody just tells you you need to relax.

00:21:00.000 You know, you're like, there's so much anxiety.

00:21:04.000 I mean, the world is filled with possibility.

00:21:08.000 The world is filled with danger.

00:21:09.000 The world's filled with good things and bad things. 1.00

00:21:12.000 I mean, there's a lot of shit going on. 0.99

00:21:13.000 If you don't have some anxiety, it must be because you're just choosing to not pay attention. 0.99

00:21:19.000 Like anybody who lives in New York City.

00:21:20.000 You live in New York City. 0.99

00:21:22.000 Imagine all the shit that's going on around you all the time while you're just sitting there. 0.99

00:21:27.000 You're supposed to be aware of it. 0.99

00:21:29.000 Just supposed to hope everybody keeps together.

00:21:31.000 Supposed to hope everybody's cool.

00:21:33.000 You're in your apartment.

00:21:34.000 You're on the 13th floor of a 60-floor building.

00:21:37.000 It's filled with people.

00:21:38.000 There's another one right next to it.

00:21:40.000 There's another one right next to that.

00:21:41.000 They go all the way down the street.

00:21:43.000 They're filled with people. 0.99

00:21:44.000 People are fucking everywhere. 1.00

00:21:45.000 And you're supposed to just be chilled out? 0.99

00:21:47.000 That doesn't make no sense to me, man.

00:21:50.000 I'm with you if you're nervous.

00:21:52.000 If you're anxious, you're driving in traffic every day and people are on their phones and not paying attention and everything you eat gives you cancer.

00:22:00.000 You're not anxious?

00:22:02.000 I don't understand you.

00:22:04.000 You should be anxious.

00:22:05.000 This is the argument for not living the way we live.

00:22:08.000 It's not the argument for taking a pill that kills that part of your brain that makes you anxious.

00:22:14.000 Do you audibly sigh a lot?

00:22:17.000 Mostly for humor.

00:22:18.000 I don't audibly sigh by myself.

00:22:23.000 But I'll do it like that, like for a joke.

00:22:27.000 I catch myself more audibly sighing more and more the older I get.

00:22:30.000 Just like little things where I'll just look at something like... 1.00

00:22:33.000 Oh, that kind of shit. 0.99

00:22:35.000 But I didn't used to do that. 1.00

00:22:37.000 I'm going to go to oy.

00:22:39.000 Oy vey is a good one.

00:22:40.000 But it's like the things I grew up with, oy vey. 1.00

00:22:44.000 Is it culture appropriation?

00:22:45.000 I have to ask my Jewish friends if I'm allowed to start saying oy vey.

00:22:48.000 Yeah.

00:22:50.000 Because nobody ever got mad at anybody who wasn't Italian who would say, Maron.

00:22:54.000 Maron, this girl.

00:22:57.000 Nobody cares about the use of fungul.

00:23:03.000 It's not used that often though.

00:23:04.000 It is in Jersey.

00:23:06.000 Go to the East Coast. 0.96

00:23:08.000 Go to where those old school guineas landed on boats and fucked each other on the rocks and made a bunch of them and they all stayed there. 0.96

00:23:18.000 What's the Italian horn? 0.98

00:23:21.000 Oh yeah, I had one of those.

00:23:23.000 I didn't know that was a thing. 1.00

00:23:25.000 It shows you're a moron. 1.00

00:23:28.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:23:29.000 I don't know where it came from.

00:23:30.000 We all had them in high school though.

00:23:32.000 It was like if you had a gold chain with a horn.

00:23:35.000 Like, wow.

00:23:36.000 Look, it's stylish.

00:23:37.000 I did not know that thing existed.

00:23:39.000 It's called a comicello. 0.57

00:23:41.000 Oh, I've seen that sperm before.

00:23:43.000 That's probably what it is. 0.94

00:23:44.000 Gold sperm.

00:23:45.000 Little horn or hornlet, sometimes abbreviated to como, is an Italian amulet or talisman worn to protect against the evil eye.

00:23:56.000 Or malachio and bad luck in general and historically to promote fertility and virility.

00:24:01.000 That's the last thing we need to promote fertility in kids in high school wearing those things. 0.99

00:24:05.000 So it is a sperm.

00:24:06.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:24:08.000 Neapolitan, it's called cumicello or variance thereof. 0.98

00:24:15.000 Are you talking about my sperm? 0.99

00:24:17.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:24:18.000 It is jizz. 0.98

00:24:19.000 It's jizz on your chest. 0.99

00:24:21.000 You're wearing golden jizz on your chest. 0.99

00:24:23.000 Essentially, right? 0.97

00:24:24.000 The golden jizz will protect you from the evil eye. 0.60

00:24:26.000 You gave me the evil eye, but I still got my nut off. 0.93

00:24:30.000 Oh! 0.60

00:24:31.000 My dad gave this to me. 1.00

00:24:33.000 The fucking evil eye over here! 1.00

00:24:38.000 Yeah, what? 1.00

00:24:39.000 You're wearing it right where a pearl necklace would land, too.

00:24:42.000 Yeah.

00:24:43.000 It's foul.

00:24:44.000 What a foul little amulet.

00:24:47.000 Imagine they talk those kids into wearing golden jizz around their neck in all these years. 1.00

00:24:51.000 They thought, hey, that fucking evil eye could suck my dick. 1.00

00:24:53.000 How about that? 1.00

00:24:56.000 I'm gonna go out.

00:24:57.000 I got a good amount of gold chains. 0.99

00:25:00.000 I got a good solid fucking horn here. 0.99

00:25:02.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:25:03.000 Catholic priests probably give them to... 1.00

00:25:05.000 I mean, it looks like cum. 1.00

00:25:07.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:25:08.000 It doesn't even look like a horn. 0.99

00:25:09.000 What kind of fucking horn is that where it's round at the top like a sperm head? 0.99

00:25:13.000 Horns aren't round at the top. 1.00

00:25:15.000 Are they all round at the top?

00:25:16.000 It looks like it's swimming upstream, like to the guy's mouth. 1.00

00:25:19.000 It fucking does! 1.00

00:25:20.000 It's going in your mouth. 1.00

00:25:22.000 If you go back to those pictures of different ones, is there anyone that has a flat top that looks like a fucking horn? 0.99

00:25:29.000 No, all of them are rounded at the top like jizz. 0.99

00:25:34.000 Those Italian horns. 0.94

00:25:36.000 They're all rounded at the top like jizz. 0.97

00:25:38.000 This is insane. 0.51

00:25:40.000 I don't see any of them that look like...

00:25:42.000 That's not an Italian horn.

00:25:44.000 That's the wrong horn. 0.99

00:25:45.000 That's a gay one. 1.00

00:25:46.000 That's some like... 1.00

00:25:48.000 Gucci shit. 1.00

00:25:49.000 Like someone, some designer got a hold of it. 1.00

00:25:52.000 A new take on the Italian horn.

00:25:53.000 It's all the rage.

00:25:54.000 Everyone wears it.

00:25:56.000 Everyone wears it.

00:25:57.000 Yes, I've got three on.

00:26:00.000 Look! 1.00

00:26:03.000 I can't believe people wear that shit. 1.00

00:26:05.000 They do. 1.00

00:26:06.000 They can't help themselves.

00:26:07.000 They grow up in those communities.

00:26:09.000 I did it too.

00:26:09.000 I wore one.

00:26:10.000 You're around a bunch of East Coast Italian people.

00:26:13.000 They're all wearing it.

00:26:14.000 You're all wearing it.

00:26:15.000 It's like, oh, you got your Italian horn?

00:26:18.000 Huh?

00:26:19.000 And when I saw the guy that had it on, he took it and goes, yeah, I got it, and then kissed it. 0.99

00:26:25.000 He kissed the jizz. 0.98

00:26:27.000 It's just my good luck jizz.

00:26:30.000 God bless you.

00:26:31.000 God bless you.

00:26:32.000 What saint...

00:26:34.000 It should be St. Peter, right?

00:26:36.000 Yeah.

00:26:37.000 Right?

00:26:38.000 I mean, it's gotta be.

00:26:39.000 Which one's attached to it?

00:26:40.000 That's, like, weird.

00:26:41.000 Like, there's always affiliations.

00:26:42.000 Like, certain saints are attached to certain, you know? 1.00

00:26:47.000 Fucking ridiculous. 0.99

00:26:49.000 It's all those ancient immigrant cultures, but is it any different really than like looking back at like AOL in 1996 trafficking porn? 1.00

00:26:59.000 People are just way different now.

00:27:02.000 They're just way different. 0.99

00:27:04.000 Like human beings are way more aware of shit today. 0.84

00:27:07.000 Even if they're misinformed, they're at least more aware of a lot of things than they were in 1994, 1996. It's like... 0.98

00:27:19.000 I would say it's like a several-fold increase in how much we're aware of and what we actually look at in the world.

00:27:27.000 It's a completely different thing now.

00:27:29.000 Don't you think? 1.00

00:27:34.000 What are we doing today that they're going to look back on and go, those fucking morons. 1.00

00:27:39.000 How did they do that? 1.00

00:27:41.000 Besides circumcision.

00:27:43.000 Circumcision's a big one. 1.00

00:27:44.000 The one day they're going to stop cutting baby dicks and they're going to look back and go, what in the fuck, people? 1.00

00:27:49.000 This is crazy. 1.00

00:27:50.000 I hope not. 1.00

00:27:51.000 You're taking a baby dick. 1.00

00:27:53.000 You don't want to stand out? 1.00

00:27:55.000 I like a good cut dick. 1.00

00:27:59.000 No, I don't like the uncut ones, man. 1.00

00:28:01.000 They freak me out.

00:28:01.000 I think we've talked about this.

00:28:02.000 But the way they look, right?

00:28:04.000 Yeah, just the look.

00:28:05.000 I really don't think that affects you. 1.00

00:28:07.000 Unless you're out there sucking dicks on the sneak tip. 1.00

00:28:09.000 I've asked and I've heard they smell more than a regular dick. 1.00

00:28:12.000 Wow, I think you should wash your dick basically overall. 1.00

00:28:15.000 That would be the advice I would give. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Not my dick. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Anybody's dick. 1.00

00:28:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:18.000 Yeah, but that's still crazy. 1.00

00:28:20.000 I bet if you trim pussy lips, it'd be easier to take care of that thing, too. 1.00

00:28:22.000 Still crazy. 1.00

00:28:23.000 Don't do that.

00:28:24.000 It's just nuts.

00:28:26.000 It's a nutty thing that we've just gotten really accustomed to doing. 1.00

00:28:30.000 Cutting skin off your dick. 1.00

00:28:31.000 Like, why? 1.00

00:28:32.000 What?

00:28:33.000 And the fact that the majority do that?

00:28:34.000 What?

00:28:35.000 They're going to look back in 2018. They're going to look back...

00:28:40.000 At this time period.

00:28:41.000 And they're gonna go, how is that possible? 0.92

00:28:44.000 That they had the internet, they had all this knowledge, they had all these scientific studies that had been done, they knew about psychology and ideologies, they knew about the health, like, what health benefits, bogus fucking health benefits, oh, less likely to get AIDS. Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:29:00.000 Wash your dick. 1.00

00:29:01.000 Everybody watch it. 1.00

00:29:02.000 If you're getting AIDS or not getting AIDS based on the fact that you're circumcised or not circumcised, you are dancing on such a fine edge in your life. 0.52

00:29:10.000 I want to see more data from that study.

00:29:14.000 I don't want to just see, do you get AIDS? I want to see how fucking, how crazy are you? 1.00

00:29:19.000 The whole thing's crazy. 1.00

00:29:21.000 Cutting baby dicks. 1.00

00:29:22.000 That would be one. 1.00

00:29:24.000 What else?

00:29:28.000 Tax exempt status for religions.

00:29:33.000 That one.

00:29:34.000 Because otherwise, why can't I start a religion right now and get tax exempt status?

00:29:38.000 Why can't you?

00:29:39.000 You tell me Scientology can do it?

00:29:40.000 How many people makes a religion?

00:29:42.000 Do you have a number?

00:29:43.000 Give me your number.

00:29:44.000 Tell me what your numbers are.

00:29:46.000 How do you know whether or not someone's legit?

00:29:48.000 How do you decide? 0.99

00:29:50.000 No one should be tax-exempt, especially someone who's taking in shit-fucking-ton piles of money. 0.98

00:29:56.000 If you're some sort of church or whatever, and you're getting donations in the millions and millions of dollars, and you're like one of them Benny Hinn assholes out there driving a Bentley, Amazon Inc. 0.94

00:30:07.000 paid zero federal taxes in 2017. Gets 789 million windfall from new tax law.

00:30:13.000 They paid zero?

00:30:14.000 Yeah, so like...

00:30:15.000 How's that work? 0.99

00:30:16.000 Yeah, that kind of shit shouldn't happen either. 0.99

00:30:17.000 That shouldn't happen either. 0.99

00:30:19.000 But the idea is that a corporation...

00:30:22.000 Now this is not my idea, so don't think I'm supporting this.

00:30:25.000 I have to preface this.

00:30:27.000 But the idea is that corporations shouldn't pay taxes.

00:30:30.000 Because all the individuals who are making money in that corporation already pay taxes.

00:30:35.000 This is the argument that I've heard.

00:30:37.000 And that made me go, oh, okay.

00:30:39.000 And the argument was, why?

00:30:41.000 It might have been Peter Schiff.

00:30:42.000 Did he say that to me?

00:30:43.000 I don't know.

00:30:44.000 I don't think it was on the air.

00:30:47.000 Might not have been him. 1.00

00:30:48.000 Shit. 1.00

00:30:49.000 Anyway, sidetrack. 1.00

00:30:50.000 The idea is that a corporation is not an individual.

00:30:54.000 So why should it pay taxes?

00:30:56.000 It's not a person.

00:30:57.000 It's a conglomeration of people.

00:30:59.000 Those people already pay taxes. 0.95

00:31:01.000 The corporation has money that's piled up, right?

00:31:05.000 And then it's got a value, and it's on the stock market, and it goes up and it goes down.

00:31:11.000 And they're always kind of looking to improve their bottom line and universal.

00:31:17.000 Constant growth.

00:31:19.000 But it's not a person.

00:31:23.000 I feel like corporations have gotten rights like people over the last 20 plus years.

00:31:28.000 You're right.

00:31:29.000 They have.

00:31:29.000 They've gotten rights in terms of how much they can donate to charities, to, excuse me, political campaigns.

00:31:35.000 And that used to be not the case.

00:31:38.000 They used to have a limit.

00:31:39.000 And now they are like an individual in which they can donate as much money as they want to political campaigns.

00:31:44.000 And doesn't a corporation also act to defend itself sort of like...

00:31:48.000 Yes, can you Google that make sure that's true that corporations?

00:31:53.000 They can donate as much as they want to political campaigns now.

00:31:57.000 I think that I want to say this is like During the Obama administration Obama Yeah, I think this was during the Obama administration.

00:32:09.000 It's a disturbing one.

00:32:10.000 That's a disturbing one to me because that's a lot of influence.

00:32:15.000 For someone like Amazon, I don't think Amazon's evil.

00:32:18.000 What's the limit?

00:32:19.000 But if they wanted to be, I don't know.

00:32:20.000 I mean, if the limit's like, well, you know, max $3,000, there's no limit?

00:32:25.000 There should be a limit.

00:32:26.000 There should be a limit.

00:32:26.000 Yeah.

00:32:27.000 But I don't think there is.

00:32:29.000 It has to be.

00:32:30.000 Well, I don't know.

00:32:31.000 How sad is it that I don't know?

00:32:32.000 I should know.

00:32:35.000 Okay.

00:32:35.000 Let's see what we got here.

00:32:36.000 I've seen various things.

00:32:38.000 The one I'm seeing right now is that an S-Corp can deduct up to 50% of its adjusted gross income to be as a qualified contribution.

00:32:49.000 No, how much money can...

00:32:51.000 No, there was a law passed.

00:32:52.000 I know.

00:32:52.000 I'm looking.

00:32:52.000 It's not popping up.

00:32:53.000 How much money...

00:32:56.000 There was a law passed that stated how much money a corporation can donate to political campaigns.

00:33:02.000 It was very specific.

00:33:03.000 That a corporation is seen as an individual.

00:33:07.000 Look up that.

00:33:08.000 Corporations seen as individual for donation political campaigns.

00:33:12.000 It was just... 0.94

00:33:14.000 It's not in anybody's interest that these huge companies like Amazon or anything that size that has fucking billions of dollars that they should just be able to get together And influence a politician with a shit ton of money and then the politician does their bidding and helps them be bigger and stronger and maybe fucks over some people. 0.82

00:33:35.000 Gotta be really careful about that. 0.91

00:33:36.000 Because the politicians could find a way of arguing it.

00:33:39.000 Well, I could see.

00:33:40.000 But is that how he would vote without that influence?

00:33:45.000 No.

00:33:45.000 So all these politicians that get into those positions are all just influence peddlers.

00:33:49.000 They're just peddling influence.

00:33:51.000 They're saying, listen, you know, if you help me, I'll help you.

00:33:54.000 Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.00

00:33:55.000 They're not looking out for the people that voted them in at all.

00:33:58.000 They're looking out for the people that paid all the money to make them more prominent so that people would vote them in.

00:34:04.000 It's very sneaky.

00:34:05.000 It should have been fixed a long time ago. 0.99

00:34:08.000 If you think of all the shit like insider trading that is illegal, like if Jamie really did know something about Facebook, and then he told us, like, hey dude, shit's going down. 0.99

00:34:20.000 Get rid of all your Facebook stock right now. 0.99

00:34:22.000 And you and I went crazy and got rid of it.

00:34:24.000 We could get in trouble.

00:34:26.000 Paul Ryan's in trouble for right now.

00:34:28.000 Some bank thing he got.

00:34:30.000 Supposedly he sold a bunch of stock.

00:34:32.000 Oh, so someone told him and he bailed.

00:34:34.000 Yeah.

00:34:35.000 See, how is that illegal?

00:34:38.000 But it's not illegal...

00:34:41.000 To influence politicians and have corporations spend shit tons of money and then obviously get preferential treatment and obviously get laws pushed.

00:34:50.000 Here it is.

00:34:51.000 Paul Ryan sold shares on same day as private briefing of banking crisis.

00:34:57.000 Whoops. 0.97

00:34:58.000 That seems like a dumb move, dude. 0.99

00:35:00.000 Wow. 0.99

00:35:01.000 You got to take the hit, son.

00:35:02.000 Smooth move.

00:35:03.000 No, you got to take the hit there, fellow.

00:35:05.000 You can't do that.

00:35:06.000 That's terrible.

00:35:07.000 Somebody told me you better sell your Toys R Us stock right now.

00:35:10.000 Haha, that's what I hear.

00:35:12.000 But this thing about this guy, like, when can he, like, trade those stocks?

00:35:17.000 Yeah, I don't know how long I have to wait, because that's what Martha Stewart got in trouble for, too, right? 0.96

00:35:20.000 Well, she lied.

00:35:22.000 Oh, about doing it?

00:35:22.000 Yeah, she got, like, a, they found a note that had, like, the information on her or something.

00:35:28.000 Goddamn, my memory's dogshit lately. 0.99

00:35:30.000 Just real quick on the tax thing. 0.99

00:35:32.000 I think there is a limit, but then that's why super PACs became a thing.

00:35:35.000 So you can donate to another organization that's not directly to them, and then that group can give the money as they see fit.

00:35:41.000 But that's just a workaround, like a loophole.

00:35:44.000 Do you know what the limit is, though?

00:35:46.000 I believe it's $2,700 for an individual, and then a company can give up to $10,000 or something.

00:35:54.000 So it's $2,700 for an individual.

00:35:55.000 That's interesting.

00:35:56.000 Per election.

00:35:57.000 Still a lot of money.

00:35:59.000 But not as much money as you would think it would be, right?

00:36:01.000 Like you would think it'd be like a million.

00:36:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:05.000 You know, like there's a bunch of fucking wackadoos that would give a million. 0.99

00:36:08.000 The thing is, man, there's weird things that happen with politicians that you don't factor in when you think about bribery. 0.98

00:36:16.000 And one of the weird ones is, did you ever see that movie about the financial crisis?

00:36:22.000 Which one was it called?

00:36:26.000 Inside job.

00:36:27.000 Inside job. 0.99

00:36:28.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.98

00:36:29.000 But one of the things that it details is how many of these guys were professors that were making these suggestions, like working as consultants to the government, making these suggestions that wind out to be horribly irresponsible financially, and then those guys get giant jobs afterwards that pay fucking millions of dollars. 0.97

00:36:49.000 And you're like, wait a minute.

00:36:51.000 What happened here?

00:36:52.000 You're a professor. 0.95

00:36:53.000 You made these sort of, you know, weird suggestions that if you looked at, like in the movie Inside Job, he goes over it with these professors like, how the fuck could you have thought this? 0.86

00:37:04.000 Why did you push this?

00:37:05.000 Why were you guys promoting that? 0.99

00:37:07.000 And then they go on to get these gigantic fucking jobs at banks. 0.99

00:37:12.000 And you're like, oh, this is crazy. 0.99

00:37:13.000 This is like a clear path.

00:37:15.000 Like, do the right thing here, and then you're going to make $5 million a year here.

00:37:19.000 And so they all do it.

00:37:21.000 And this movie's really good, because in one of the scenes, he's talking to one of these big-time bank guys, and in the middle of talking to him, the guy realizes what's going on.

00:37:30.000 He gets a real hostile, but he keeps going like his arrogance allows him to like keep battling this guy But he keeps like looking dumber and dumber because the guy was doing the interview is really good The guy who put together this documentary is really good.

00:37:43.000 It's an it's a fascinating documentary that gives you a real insight into how complicated complicated and fucking Distorted the system is like it's very distorted for those people that are just like those rich banker guys All they're doing is moving money. 0.82

00:38:03.000 Imagine having all that money and what do you do?

00:38:05.000 Put money over here and pick it up.

00:38:08.000 Aren't you glad you're not doing that though?

00:38:10.000 I know.

00:38:11.000 I don't understand it.

00:38:13.000 I just couldn't I I just can't imagine we still use it.

00:38:17.000 I mean, I'm sure someone like Peter Schiff could come and school me and explain it to me, but I Feel like it should be like one goat equals one piece of gold As soon as you go higher than that it just as soon as you get into speculation and Shorting and oh my god Buying and selling stock in a company and a company can crash like that.

00:38:44.000 And that's like, unfortunately, what's happened to Babies R Us and Toys R Us is that they weren't getting killed by Amazon.

00:38:51.000 It was just them taking debt in and like this finance company that bought them just pretty much, you know, going crazy in debt from bad spending and it had nothing to do with Toys R Us' business.

00:39:04.000 They were doing fine.

00:39:05.000 It was all about the finance company that owned them.

00:39:07.000 That's a sad thing, man.

00:39:09.000 But it might be a good thing for mom and pop toy stores.

00:39:13.000 Because here's the thing about toy stores. 1.00

00:39:15.000 As a parent, kids love to go to the fucking toy store. 1.00

00:39:20.000 It's a fun time. 1.00

00:39:21.000 It's like, we're going to the toy store!

00:39:23.000 Woo! 0.99

00:39:25.000 Like, if my kids would do something good or we would make a promise, like, hey, if we're going to do this project and when we're done with this project, you guys can pick out a toy.

00:39:32.000 So you give them, like, a work-reward type situation. 0.99

00:39:35.000 Dude, they get fucking crazy. 0.99

00:39:37.000 They're running down those aisles. 0.99

00:39:38.000 There's all these stuffed animals and all these games, and it's an exciting place for little kids.

00:39:43.000 You can't replicate that online.

00:39:44.000 It's just not the same.

00:39:46.000 You're looking through Amazon.com or something like that.

00:39:48.000 It's great that it's very convenient.

00:39:50.000 You can just press...

00:39:51.000 Press one click and have it sent to your house.

00:39:53.000 But for toy stores in particular, this is a colossal...

00:39:57.000 There's an opening for sure for another company.

00:40:01.000 Yeah.

00:40:01.000 This is the time to start a new toy store.

00:40:03.000 Because look at all the toy stores are gone.

00:40:05.000 Like KB Toys.

00:40:06.000 Remember in the mall, there was a toy store.

00:40:08.000 That was bought by the company that bought Toys R Us.

00:40:10.000 So that's gone too now.

00:40:12.000 All the toy stores are gone.

00:40:13.000 There was a little place up here in Calabasas.

00:40:15.000 It was a real nice, man.

00:40:17.000 Real tiny little mom-and-pop place.

00:40:18.000 They had real cool toys there.

00:40:20.000 Kids used to love it.

00:40:21.000 But the guy was telling me, like, guy or gal?

00:40:24.000 Might have been a woman. 1.00

00:40:24.000 I'm a sexist. 1.00

00:40:26.000 I don't remember who it was.

00:40:27.000 I'm thinking it might be a woman, though.

00:40:29.000 But they were saying that—no, it was a guy.

00:40:30.000 Now I remember.

00:40:31.000 He couldn't keep it open to make money.

00:40:35.000 He's only doing it for fun.

00:40:37.000 Because he enjoyed it.

00:40:39.000 It was just barely breaking even.

00:40:40.000 But it's probably one of those toy stores where it was mostly puppets and educational toys and it wasn't like G.I. Joe's.

00:40:47.000 They had everything.

00:40:48.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:48.000 They had a lot of stuff.

00:40:49.000 They had regular action figures for comic books and stuff like that.

00:40:53.000 What are you doing?

00:40:54.000 There's this documentary on Netflix right now called The Toys That Made Us, and it's very interesting.

00:41:00.000 You learn so much.

00:41:01.000 It showed the history of Barbie. 0.96

00:41:03.000 Barbie started off as a hooker. 1.00

00:41:05.000 It was a hooker doll in Germany. 1.00

00:41:07.000 Come on! 1.00

00:41:08.000 Yeah, I swear to God!

00:41:11.000 Google please.

00:41:12.000 The history of the Barbie doll?

00:41:14.000 There was a doll that looked exactly like Barbie that guys used to carry around and give to women and it was like a way of flirting with a woman like, hey, this is what I want to see you wearing later.

00:41:27.000 What? 0.89

00:41:28.000 And so this person came over to Germany and saw this doll and modeled Barbie right after this hooker doll. 0.99

00:41:35.000 And so if you look at the original Barbie, what it was modeled off of, it was just like a creepy looking hooker chick. 0.91

00:41:42.000 I'm sure you can find a picture.

00:41:43.000 But this documentary is so amazing because it goes through all the famous things.

00:41:47.000 What was going through your mind?

00:41:48.000 Were you like, I just definitely got to look into the history of Barbie?

00:41:51.000 No, it's just a documentary.

00:41:53.000 History of toys?

00:41:54.000 Yeah, the toys that made us.

00:41:55.000 It's so good.

00:41:56.000 And it goes through He-Man and G.I. Joe.

00:41:59.000 G.I. Joe is interesting because back in the day, releasing a guy doll.

00:42:04.000 Like, no, we're not going to make no guy doll.

00:42:06.000 No one's going to play that.

00:42:07.000 But G.I. Joe ended up being one of the biggest toys in the whole entire world.

00:42:10.000 Yeah, you had to call it an action figure.

00:42:12.000 I used to have a Steve Austin, Six Million Dollar Man action figure.

00:42:15.000 You had to call it an action figure, though.

00:42:17.000 And that's where action figures came from.

00:42:18.000 G.I. Joe.

00:42:19.000 That was the way around the doll thing.

00:42:21.000 Yeah.

00:42:22.000 Smart move, because dolls. 1.00

00:42:24.000 Yeah.

00:42:25.000 Dolls are not for boys.

00:42:27.000 Isn't that funny?

00:42:28.000 But you could have dinosaurs.

00:42:30.000 Like, rah! 0.98

00:42:30.000 What is that? 0.98

00:42:31.000 Is that a doll?

00:42:33.000 Nah.

00:42:35.000 It's a doll.

00:42:36.000 It's a Donisher doll.

00:42:38.000 One of them was, which one was it?

00:42:40.000 Not G.I. Joe.

00:42:40.000 One of those was like, they made a whole cartoon and just made the toy.

00:42:44.000 He-Man. 0.84

00:42:45.000 Yeah, yeah, He-Man. 0.96

00:42:46.000 It was just designed as a marketing tool.

00:42:49.000 Yeah.

00:42:50.000 They decided, how are we going to fight Star Wars toys? 0.99

00:42:53.000 They were like, let's make it bigger and stronger so that if you see a He-Man doll next to a Star Wars toy, it's like, who's this little pussy doll, you know? 0.99

00:43:00.000 And then they made a cartoon around it. 0.95

00:43:03.000 It's really interesting.

00:43:05.000 You wouldn't think it would be that interesting, but even the Barbie part was like, Wow, this is fascinating.

00:43:10.000 And how they changed Barbie's look every year, made her sexier. 0.99

00:43:15.000 She gets so much shit because her waist is really small and stuff. 1.00

00:43:19.000 That's because when you put clothes on, for it to fit and look right, that's how they had to make her waist. 1.00

00:43:24.000 It was more for the style of the clothes she was wearing, not of what it looked like underneath.

00:43:28.000 Oh, so it was more just to have the doll work.

00:43:31.000 Right.

00:43:32.000 It was really cool. 1.00

00:43:34.000 It's got to be fucking super hard to be a chick and look at those dolls and look at your body and go, what in the fuck? 1.00

00:43:41.000 This is not even possible. 1.00

00:43:43.000 Yeah.

00:43:43.000 You know, because a lot of those dolls, they're not possible.

00:43:46.000 What's really funny is one of the things in the 50s...

00:43:50.000 What does it say?

00:43:51.000 Lily doll.

00:43:51.000 Maybe build Lily doll or something.

00:44:05.000 What does that mean?

00:44:09.000 Suggestive keepsake? 0.99

00:44:11.000 Hey, look at this butt. 1.00

00:44:12.000 I want to see your butt. 1.00

00:44:13.000 This proto Barbie was just shy of a foot tall with bulging breasts and platinum blonde ponytail made up for a night in the town with red puckered lips and blue eyeshadow. 1.00

00:44:23.000 Wow.

00:44:25.000 Interesting.

00:44:25.000 The German doll's heavy makeup and subjectively arched eyebrows didn't carry over to the American version.

00:44:32.000 That's interesting.

00:44:33.000 Huh.

00:44:35.000 They try to lighten it up a little.

00:44:38.000 Yeah, then they even go into how her eyes are looking to the side, not right at you. 1.00

00:44:43.000 She wants to see if she can fuck you in this alley. 1.00

00:44:46.000 Is anybody coming? 1.00

00:44:48.000 They had comics for this little doll too.

00:44:52.000 What?

00:44:53.000 Like a comic?

00:44:54.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

00:44:55.000 Lily was witty, irreverent, and sexually uninhibited. 0.74

00:45:00.000 One strip, summarized by Lord, who's Lord?

00:45:04.000 Lord, the writer?

00:45:05.000 The writer?

00:45:05.000 Okay.

00:45:06.000 Shows Lily covering her naked body with a newspaper, explaining to a friend, we had a fight, and he took back all the presents he gave me.

00:45:16.000 Get it?

00:45:17.000 She's naked.

00:45:18.000 Another shows Lily in a bikini when a policeman tells her that two-piece swimsuits are illegal, she says, oh, and in your opinion, which part should I take off? 1.00

00:45:28.000 That dirty bitch. 1.00

00:45:30.000 One interesting thing, too, is how Barbie gets so much shit from being a fatter woman, having the body issues and stuff like that. 1.00

00:45:38.000 There was a workout Barbie, and she had a little scale, and the scale had a sticker on it, and it was stuck at 110 pounds. 0.98

00:45:46.000 And then there was also a book that came with it, like a cookbook, or a book that's like, How to Lose Weight, and on the back it says, Don't Eat.

00:45:55.000 That actually came out.

00:45:57.000 Dude, that's dark.

00:45:59.000 Yeah.

00:45:59.000 And then it talked about how Malibu Barbie, like, was the first one that, like, have the eyes stare right at you, so it was, like, more sexual or something.

00:46:07.000 It was interesting shit. 1.00

00:46:09.000 Dude. 0.99

00:46:09.000 You don't want to, you know, I mean, the thing about those dolls and all that stuff is, like, you're putting something in a kid's head that this is what an adult looks like. 0.99

00:46:20.000 But I guess you're doing the same thing with He-Man. 0.94

00:46:23.000 Right?

00:46:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:25.000 Like, you're putting that in a boy's head, and then he gets in the mirror and is like...

00:46:28.000 That's why people flex and have their Italian horns. 1.00

00:46:31.000 But they're looking at their muscles, and they're like, what?

00:46:35.000 In comparison to He-Man, nothing!

00:46:39.000 You know?

00:46:39.000 That's the argument, too, about The Rock, or anybody who's like some beautiful, muscular creature like that.

00:46:46.000 It's like, how the fuck do you aspire to that? 1.00

00:46:49.000 But guys don't complain about that shit. 1.00

00:46:51.000 Like, you don't hear a lot of complaints about male positive body image. 0.99

00:46:57.000 You know?

00:46:58.000 You don't hear that.

00:46:59.000 Like, people don't care if guys are fat. 0.99

00:47:02.000 If guys feel sad because they're fat, nobody gives a fuck. 0.99

00:47:05.000 Thank God. 0.99

00:47:06.000 But you know what I mean?

00:47:08.000 I mean, it's a big deal.

00:47:10.000 Like, fat shaming men.

00:47:11.000 When was the last time anybody got accused of fat shaming a guy?

00:47:16.000 It's always a woman. 1.00

00:47:17.000 It's always if you're fat shaming, it's implied you're fat shaming a woman because they're the only ones who care. 0.96

00:47:22.000 Tom and Burp.

00:47:24.000 That was a different kind of fat shaming.

00:47:26.000 They got locked up because people found it a target.

00:47:29.000 Like, oh, let's figure out what we can say here.

00:47:32.000 Oh, it's fat shaming.

00:47:33.000 But just genuinely untrue.

00:47:39.000 Without it ever being requested by someone.

00:47:43.000 Like if you just, on your own, you decided to say that's fat shaming.

00:47:48.000 Like you saw it and you pointed it out and it became an issue about a public event or a public person or a public celebrity said, I'm being fat shamed and it was a man. 0.99

00:47:57.000 Fucking never. 0.96

00:47:58.000 Does it mean it hasn't happened? 0.99

00:48:00.000 Maybe it hasn't.

00:48:01.000 I have been paying attention. 0.99

00:48:03.000 But I can't imagine that some guy would fucking complain because he has a gut and someone's fat shaming him publicly. 1.00

00:48:09.000 He would just look at that gut and go, fuck, they're right. 1.00

00:48:12.000 Gotta stop eating. 1.00

00:48:13.000 You know?

00:48:15.000 Like, the Tom and Bert thing, people really did think they were serious.

00:48:19.000 That's where it got weird.

00:48:20.000 Like, people would get angry at Bert or angry at Tom.

00:48:23.000 Yeah.

00:48:23.000 And they would pick sides.

00:48:24.000 Bert was telling me about this the other day.

00:48:26.000 He hired me to, like, drive him on this golf cart for this marathon, like, in between taking Instagram photos.

00:48:32.000 Can you imagine?

00:48:35.000 Can you imagine if that's what he found out?

00:48:38.000 That's crazy.

00:48:41.000 He ran 5.33.

00:48:42.000 That's pretty good.

00:48:43.000 That's pretty good. 0.92

00:48:44.000 It's an hour slower than Oprah, but hey, he's fat and he drinks a lot.

00:48:49.000 What's interesting is the first place guy, the guy that actually won, it was like two and a half hours.

00:48:55.000 No, no.

00:48:57.000 That can't be.

00:48:59.000 Yeah.

00:49:00.000 Oh, no.

00:49:00.000 It's two hours that they can't break, right?

00:49:02.000 They can't break two hours.

00:49:03.000 Yeah.

00:49:04.000 I was thinking, they're like, that's too...

00:49:07.000 Yeah, so like...

00:49:07.000 211.46.

00:49:09.000 That's what he did?

00:49:09.000 Yeah.

00:49:10.000 Oh my god, that's insane.

00:49:11.000 And what, Burt was five and a half?

00:49:13.000 They run so fast.

00:49:13.000 Dude, that's insane.

00:49:14.000 They run so, so fast.

00:49:15.000 That's insane.

00:49:16.000 I can't...

00:49:16.000 I've tried to run that fast for like a mile.

00:49:19.000 I can't even really do it.

00:49:21.000 That's crazy.

00:49:21.000 Oh my god.

00:49:22.000 I didn't know they did it that fast.

00:49:23.000 I thought like...

00:49:24.000 I thought it was around... 0.95

00:49:25.000 If I was guessing, when you said 230 or whatever the fuck we thought it was, I would be like, well, that's like a world record or some shit. 0.68

00:49:31.000 What did it used to be? 0.94

00:49:32.000 Didn't it used to be three hours like a big deal?

00:49:34.000 I don't know.

00:49:35.000 I'm...

00:49:36.000 No, it was like a three-minute mile was the big deal.

00:49:38.000 No, four-minute mile, right?

00:49:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:41.000 And then Yeezys came out and changed everything. 1.00

00:49:43.000 Yeezys changed the game.

00:49:44.000 You got so much more bounce.

00:49:46.000 How about this?

00:49:47.000 Go back to the world record Boston Marathon 1980. I have a feeling it's like in the threes.

00:49:56.000 It probably is.

00:49:57.000 I mean, just...

00:49:59.000 It wouldn't be world record Boston Marathon. 1.00

00:50:01.000 That's a stupid thing to say. 0.98

00:50:03.000 It's a Boston Marathon record. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Who won it?

00:50:07.000 Someone in 2011. 203-02.

00:50:10.000 Yeah, but that's 2011. I want to go down to 1980. Well, yeah, 1980. It's an old record now.

00:50:15.000 It's been replaced.

00:50:16.000 Right, but not the record.

00:50:17.000 Just like, what is the result from 1980?

00:50:20.000 Boston Marathon result, 1980. I want to say that was probably the last time I paid attention because I lived in Boston.

00:50:29.000 I don't give a fuck about the LA Marathon. 0.93

00:50:31.000 I hear about it and I go, oh, can't drive there now. 0.99

00:50:34.000 But I'm not like, oh, what a smart thing.

00:50:37.000 These people are all running on the street.

00:50:40.000 I think the reason why you're remembering that is because that's when the woman faked the time.

00:50:45.000 Oh, that's right.

00:50:47.000 That's right.

00:50:48.000 I forgot about her.

00:50:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:50:50.000 That was 1980?

00:50:53.000 That's right.

00:50:54.000 She hopped on the T. Yeah.

00:50:55.000 And they busted her. 0.96

00:50:56.000 People saw her on the T. What was her time?

00:51:02.000 I don't know why they wouldn't just show it to be good.

00:51:05.000 I don't remember that.

00:51:06.000 Well, just...

00:51:07.000 You're a terrible person to talk to about this because you keep taking us down more and more rabbit holes.

00:51:13.000 Just type in 1981. That's 100% what I typed in.

00:51:17.000 Look, right here.

00:51:18.000 Boston Marathon 1980. Dude, 1981. This stuff starts popping up.

00:51:22.000 Okay.

00:51:23.000 Boston Marathon results.

00:51:27.000 1980s. 1.00

00:51:28.000 Put an S on that bitch. 1.00

00:51:30.000 Put 1979. Results. 1.00

00:51:34.000 Here we go.

00:51:36.000 Okay, what do we got?

00:51:38.000 220. 220, wow!

00:51:39.000 Yeah.

00:51:40.000 Okay, I'm way off.

00:51:41.000 Well, it's still 10 minutes.

00:51:42.000 256, the third place.

00:51:45.000 247, the first place.

00:51:46.000 Women's top results.

00:51:47.000 So women do it in 247, the man was doing it in 220. 220 is fucking crazy. 0.99

00:51:53.000 That is so crazy. 1.00

00:51:54.000 You can run 26 miles in two hours and 20 minutes.

00:51:59.000 Oof.

00:52:00.000 I would imagine that would have been like a world record.

00:52:02.000 I'm so off.

00:52:06.000 I wonder what they weigh.

00:52:09.000 That's another thing.

00:52:10.000 What's really impressive is how big Burt is.

00:52:13.000 Burt's like 350 pounds.

00:52:15.000 More than that probably.

00:52:16.000 Probably.

00:52:16.000 He's 800 pounds and he's running out there.

00:52:20.000 Did he get a shoe sponsor?

00:52:22.000 No.

00:52:23.000 Why not?

00:52:23.000 Why didn't he get a shoe sponsor?

00:52:25.000 Sports bra.

00:52:26.000 Should have got some Reeboks. 1.00

00:52:27.000 Some tight Reeboks to be running around that track in. 1.00

00:52:30.000 They would have sent a couple hundred bucks as well.

00:52:34.000 I think Nike hooked him up with some stuff.

00:52:35.000 Oh yeah, there you go.

00:52:36.000 That's right.

00:52:37.000 He said, thank you, Nike.

00:52:38.000 Yeah, good move.

00:52:39.000 They should have gave him that marathon shoe that they created just so that someone could break two hours and see if Burt could be the one.

00:52:46.000 It supposedly saves like 4% off your time. 1.00

00:52:48.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:52:49.000 How is that possible? 1.00

00:52:50.000 4% is crazy.

00:52:52.000 It means you run 100 miles, you get there 4 miles quicker?

00:52:56.000 Than you did without them. 1.00

00:52:57.000 That shit's ridiculous. 1.00

00:52:58.000 Maybe. 1.00

00:52:59.000 There's a titanium plate in there?

00:53:00.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 It's supposed to help propel you.

00:53:03.000 Oh, springs.

00:53:04.000 You're running on springs.

00:53:05.000 Remember those air shocks?

00:53:06.000 Those Nike shocks?

00:53:07.000 You'd have springs in your heels?

00:53:08.000 Oh yeah.

00:53:09.000 Look like frog shoes.

00:53:12.000 I mean, I've beaten this dead horse many times.

00:53:14.000 Not a bad idea to beat it one more time.

00:53:15.000 But I like barefoot running.

00:53:18.000 I run with the smallest, tiniest amount of sole, and it's changed my feet.

00:53:24.000 I used to have completely flat feet.

00:53:27.000 So if I stepped in water, and then I stepped on the tile next to the pool, and if it was like cement or something like that where you could see my footprint, you would see a flat cave band footprint.

00:53:38.000 Same.

00:53:38.000 But since I've been running with these...

00:53:41.000 I use those Vibrams four-finger shoes and I use a couple of different...

00:53:47.000 Vivos, I like those.

00:53:48.000 They have real good traction in them.

00:53:50.000 What about the impact on your knees, though, and your joints?

00:53:52.000 You're running on the ball of your foot.

00:53:54.000 Your foot is a natural shock absorber.

00:53:56.000 The thing is, people changed the way they ran in the 1970s when Nike came out with that really thick heel for those running shoes.

00:54:04.000 And the idea was that you would land on the heel and then go forward.

00:54:07.000 But that's a terrible way for your foot to land.

00:54:09.000 That's all the shock goes straight to your knee.

00:54:12.000 There's no give there.

00:54:13.000 The only give would be the cushioning of the shoe.

00:54:16.000 But your foot is naturally designed to decelerate.

00:54:19.000 You land on the ball of your feet, your foot decelerates, and you go forward.

00:54:23.000 And what it's done is strengthen all the muscles in my feet in a crazy way.

00:54:27.000 Like, I mean, there's a big difference.

00:54:30.000 Like a big difference.

00:54:32.000 And my legs just...

00:54:33.000 They just work better.

00:54:35.000 Like, I'm more balanced.

00:54:36.000 It's so crazy.

00:54:37.000 Like, it's changed...

00:54:39.000 Like, I think about this.

00:54:40.000 If I was doing this back when I was, like, really involved in martial arts, I think it would have changed my footwork.

00:54:45.000 It would have made my movement in and out better and faster.

00:54:49.000 Because, like, your feet strength...

00:54:51.000 Your feet become so much stronger when you run hills with no shoes on.

00:54:56.000 I mean, it's basically, there's shoes, there's a thin tread, but there's no cushioning.

00:55:00.000 I mean, it's all just, the tread is like a layer of protection from sharp rocks.

00:55:05.000 That's it.

00:55:05.000 You gonna try these?

00:55:07.000 Oh, I have those in my ass right now. 1.00

00:55:08.000 In your ass? 1.00

00:55:09.000 Let me pull it out. 1.00

00:55:12.000 Pull up Vivo barefoot trail running shoes.

00:55:15.000 These are the ones that I've been using a lot lately.

00:55:17.000 And the Vibrams five fingers.

00:55:19.000 But the problem with the Vibrams is they don't have as much tread. 0.99

00:55:23.000 And when it's muddy, you slide all over the fucking place. 0.99

00:55:27.000 And I don't want to fuck my knees up. 0.99

00:55:29.000 No, I don't. 0.98

00:55:30.000 That's not those.

00:55:30.000 Those are like ninja toes.

00:55:32.000 Ho-yah! 1.00

00:55:33.000 Have you tried running barefoot on the beach yet?

00:55:35.000 Yes, I've done that.

00:55:37.000 Has it gotten better for you since you've done that?

00:55:39.000 Yeah.

00:55:40.000 Well, everything's better.

00:55:41.000 What's interesting is that's what it looks like on the bottom of those.

00:55:44.000 That's cool.

00:55:45.000 So it's a good tread on the bottom, and it protects you from sharp rocks, but that shoe is super, super flexible.

00:55:51.000 Do you have the trail-specific ones?

00:55:52.000 Yeah.

00:55:53.000 Because that's all I'm running on.

00:55:54.000 I'm not running on any hard ground.

00:55:56.000 I have zero problems with my knees.

00:55:59.000 Zero.

00:56:00.000 Sometimes my ankles are a little stiff.

00:56:04.000 Sometimes they're a little sore when I first start running.

00:56:06.000 But I'm like, well, no duh.

00:56:08.000 Think about all the beating I'm giving them.

00:56:10.000 Those are cool.

00:56:11.000 Yeah, those are the ones I wear now.

00:56:13.000 But right now, as soon as it dries up, because it's been raining a lot out here, as soon as it dries up, I go back to those Vibram Five Fingers.

00:56:19.000 Because those things make you use your toes.

00:56:23.000 Like, your shoe is in a coffin, man.

00:56:26.000 Or your foot, rather, in your shoe.

00:56:28.000 It's like a coffin.

00:56:29.000 It wraps it up.

00:56:30.000 It locks it down.

00:56:31.000 It's a cast.

00:56:32.000 And your feet don't move right.

00:56:34.000 They don't spread out.

00:56:35.000 Your toes don't grip into the ground and push off.

00:56:38.000 And Steve Maxwell was the first one to tell me about that in regards to weightlifting.

00:56:43.000 He was like, you should weightlift barefoot, and if you don't want to weightlift barefoot, wear those five-finger shoes.

00:56:48.000 And as soon as I started doing that, I started realizing, oh yeah, you push off those toes.

00:56:53.000 You feel them dig into the ground in certain exercises.

00:56:58.000 But if they're all trapped up in a shoe, they don't move right.

00:57:04.000 They don't expand.

00:57:05.000 They don't grip the ground.

00:57:08.000 They don't dig in.

00:57:10.000 But when you're running barefoot, like, I feel the muscles in my feet.

00:57:15.000 They, like, afterwards, like, they get worked out.

00:57:18.000 Yeah, like, those kind of things.

00:57:21.000 That's exactly what those are city ones, huh?

00:57:23.000 Those are ones for wearing around the city. 0.77

00:57:24.000 Look, they look gross.

00:57:26.000 There's no doubt about it.

00:57:27.000 I mean, you're used to looking at different kinds of shoes. 1.00

00:57:30.000 You look at that little tiny slipper thing on a dude's face, like, hey, get out of here with your weird ideas, with your fucking slipper feet. 0.99

00:57:37.000 But it's just something you got to get used to. 0.99

00:57:39.000 I prefer them now. 0.98

00:57:41.000 And if I don't wear those, I usually wear shit like this, like Converse All-Stars. 0.98

00:57:45.000 Because there's nothing there. 0.98

00:57:48.000 It's like, it's totally flat.

00:57:50.000 You don't have a raised heel.

00:57:51.000 See, like that shoe right there has a raised heel.

00:57:53.000 Air Max.

00:57:53.000 Right.

00:57:54.000 They're fat, right? 0.98

00:57:55.000 You like them.

00:57:55.000 But those heels, that raised heel, it shortens your Achilles tendon.

00:58:01.000 If you wear those all the time, or wear high heels all the time, think about it.

00:58:06.000 Your foot is always in this weird position where the back heel is elevated.

00:58:11.000 So your tendon is not traveling as far.

00:58:13.000 So then when you do something where it does have to travel far, it can get ruptured.

00:58:18.000 You can have issues with it.

00:58:20.000 It's just not...

00:58:21.000 It's like...

00:58:22.000 You ever heard of people that drive cars a lot and they have a big fat wallet?

00:58:25.000 They wind up getting problems with their back.

00:58:27.000 They'll get a disc slippage because they're kind of getting a bulging disc because they're always leaning on one side.

00:58:34.000 You're doing your body a disservice by keeping it in an unnatural position or in any sort of static position for long periods of time.

00:58:43.000 So when you have a static position like... 1.00

00:58:46.000 Sitting with a big fat wallet in your ass, it eventually starts to break you down. 1.00

00:58:50.000 The argument is that that same kind of shit is happening with heels. 1.00

00:58:54.000 So if you're wearing a sneaker that has like a heel to it, that you're constantly, especially if you're doing explosive exercises, you're constantly limiting the range of your heel. 0.97

00:59:04.000 Does that make sense?

00:59:05.000 Yeah.

00:59:06.000 My thing, though, is because I also have bad flat feet, that if I have like a Converse All-Star, I feel like I need more support because it makes me walk almost pigeon-toed or something like that.

00:59:17.000 I don't think that's true.

00:59:18.000 I think you probably just need to strengthen your feet.

00:59:20.000 Yeah.

00:59:21.000 I think.

00:59:23.000 I mean, it's just...

00:59:25.000 I just don't think that that's where you get support from.

00:59:28.000 I mean, you do get support from that if you're going mountaineering or something.

00:59:30.000 You know you have to hike.

00:59:31.000 But if you're looking for an overall solution, you should try to get your feet stronger.

00:59:37.000 That Dr. Scholl thing you can do to put your foot on it and test your walking gait and they give you the proper insole.

00:59:44.000 Those kind of help a little bit.

00:59:46.000 Yeah, those insoles will definitely help your comfort level.

00:59:48.000 The thing is, what's causing the discomfort?

00:59:51.000 Is it a lack of strength?

00:59:53.000 Is it a lack of mobility?

00:59:55.000 What are the issues?

00:59:56.000 If you're going to go mountaineering next week, you should definitely go and get some fitted insoles.

01:00:02.000 You should go get some stiff-ass boots.

01:00:05.000 That's definitely the way to go, even if you're mountaineering, period.

01:00:08.000 But we're not talking about that.

01:00:10.000 We're not talking about a solution for your life.

01:00:12.000 Why do your feet hurt when you do things?

01:00:15.000 It might very well be they're not conditioned well, and they're not being used well. 0.99

01:00:20.000 Correctly because you're shoving them into these fucking casts that we call sneakers. 0.99

01:00:26.000 Hippie Talk 101. My sneakers have this new material. 0.98

01:00:30.000 It's been on a lot of shoes for a while, but this like fly knit material so it stretches with your foot.

01:00:34.000 Yeah.

01:00:34.000 Do you like that?

01:00:35.000 Yeah, I mean it you don't have to they don't need breaking in like shoes kind of did for a long time in the 80s 90s or whatever.

01:00:41.000 Don't get me wrong, man.

01:00:42.000 I'll still wear a pair of running shoes every now and then if I feel like it, you know, but I just don't think they should be worn every day.

01:00:48.000 I don't think it's a normal thing. 0.92

01:00:49.000 I definitely don't think you should work out in them, in terms of running in them and a lot of the shit that people do. 0.72

01:00:57.000 I mean, they have some shoes, like I know Under Armour has a shoe called the Speed Freak. 0.67

01:01:05.000 That's pretty flat.

01:01:06.000 You know, there's a lot of these companies are making flatter and flatter shoes now, but people like, they sell good.

01:01:11.000 You know, you see that big fat, that big fat heel, they go, ooh, look at all that cushioning. 0.56

01:01:16.000 They like it.

01:01:17.000 It sells good.

01:01:18.000 I have those hard ones for people that work out.

01:01:20.000 Like, it's a big CrossFit shoe, like Nike's Metcon 3, I think is what it is.

01:01:23.000 It's got that hard plastic, you know what I'm talking about?

01:01:25.000 Oh, yeah, that's for squats, right?

01:01:27.000 They want you to have a heel for squats. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Some people do them in Converse or barefoot, though.

01:01:31.000 They're just a...

01:01:33.000 It's a good question.

01:01:34.000 I know some people step on plates.

01:01:37.000 They'll put a 10-pound plate on the ground, and they'll put their heel on those plates, and they'll do squats that way. 0.99

01:01:43.000 I don't know who's right or who's wrong when it comes to that.

01:01:46.000 I do everything barefoot, all lifting.

01:01:49.000 All lifting, either barefoot or with those little five-finger shoes on.

01:01:54.000 Aren't you worried about getting ringworm all over your feet?

01:01:56.000 No.

01:01:57.000 Why do you think you get ringworm? 1.00

01:01:59.000 Aren't gyms, or I guess you get private gyms, but gyms are just like the dirtiest shit ever. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Just wash your feet. 1.00

01:02:04.000 But here's the thing.

01:02:05.000 You know, ringworm and athlete's foot are the same thing.

01:02:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:12.000 Did you know that?

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:13.000 Exactly the same thing.

01:02:14.000 Yeah.

01:02:15.000 It's just skin fungus.

01:02:16.000 The best way to prevent against skin fungus is have healthy skin flora. 0.99

01:02:20.000 So don't fuck with any antibacterial soaps. 0.98

01:02:24.000 Unless you're a doctor, obviously. 1.00

01:02:27.000 When you're using antibacterial soap on a regular basis, you're killing everything.

01:02:32.000 You're killing all the good bacteria, too.

01:02:35.000 What you want is soap that promotes healthy skin floor, like Defense Soap. 1.00

01:02:39.000 They make this soap with tea tree oil and eucalyptus oil.

01:02:43.000 It smells good.

01:02:44.000 But it's really healthy for your skin.

01:02:47.000 There's no chemicals. 0.70

01:02:48.000 There's no bullshit. 0.97

01:02:49.000 It's just natural oils that promote healthy bacteria and They deny the growth of shitty bacteria somehow or another. 0.92

01:02:57.000 There's a lot of stuff like that in nature.

01:03:00.000 Teacher oil is a big one for that. 1.00

01:03:02.000 Promotes healthy bacteria, kills off all the bad shit. 0.99

01:03:05.000 I use it every day. 0.99

01:03:07.000 Just keeping everything dry. 1.00

01:03:09.000 That's good too, but what if you live in the jungle, bitch? 1.00

01:03:13.000 Just make sure you're circumcised, too. 1.00

01:03:15.000 Oh, yeah, that's probably where they're getting it, right? 1.00

01:03:17.000 Sweaty dick in the jungle. 0.99

01:03:19.000 A lot of ringworm everywhere. 0.91

01:03:21.000 Your body has, like, a whole system, you know, and that whole system is fortified by you eating fermented foods and things that are probiotic and yogurt and, like, strategies that people have come up with over the years to introduce probiotic foods into their diet.

01:03:39.000 And some of it was by accident, by just trying to preserve things, and they fermented.

01:03:43.000 And some of it was, you know, they figured out like, hey, you know, we can do this and I have a better result with that.

01:03:49.000 And, you know, that's really what's...

01:03:53.000 The cause of a lot of skin issues.

01:03:56.000 I mean, you're going to get ringworm anyway if you're exposed to it all the time and you have open sores and you can't get to a shower in time.

01:04:02.000 It's totally likely that you could get it.

01:04:03.000 But I guarantee you your recovery time and the instances that you get it will be less likely.

01:04:09.000 If you take acidophilus, if you take, I like kombucha, there's a bunch of different probiotics you can take.

01:04:15.000 And it's just a very smart thing for your body.

01:04:21.000 But that's one of the things about Diet Coke.

01:04:23.000 I think Diet Coke, as delicious as it is, wrecks your healthy skin flora.

01:04:27.000 Or your gut flora, right?

01:04:29.000 Yeah, it probably does.

01:04:30.000 I just read the other day, if you drink one Diet Coke a day, like something about Alzheimer's, I think it is, where there's a direct connection to...

01:04:38.000 I forget what it was, but that's pretty scary.

01:04:43.000 Diet Coke's so bad for me.

01:04:44.000 Took out Tammy Faye Baker.

01:04:46.000 Yeah.

01:04:47.000 That's what took her out, Diet Coke. 1.00

01:04:50.000 That's what they say.

01:04:51.000 Just one can...

01:04:53.000 Triple your risk of stroke.

01:04:54.000 Meanwhile, Donald Trump drinks 12 a day.

01:04:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:58.000 That motherfucker's invincible. 1.00

01:04:59.000 Those are just Cokes. 1.00

01:05:00.000 They're probably better for you.

01:05:01.000 No, he drinks Diet Cokes, dude.

01:05:02.000 He drinks Diet Cokes and McDonald's.

01:05:03.000 Did you see this story?

01:05:04.000 What?

01:05:05.000 Mysterious Loch Ness type sea creature washes ashore on Georgia Beach.

01:05:09.000 What?

01:05:09.000 Come on.

01:05:10.000 That's seaweed. 0.68

01:05:10.000 They don't know what it is apparently. 0.68

01:05:12.000 And this just came out yesterday but they still like marine wildlife experts quote-unquote don't know what it is.

01:05:17.000 That's the only picture of it?

01:05:18.000 Yeah there's this video of it.

01:05:19.000 Let me see that again.

01:05:20.000 Wait how big is that?

01:05:21.000 It's about five feet long I think.

01:05:23.000 It's like a plesiosaur.

01:05:25.000 That's what they said.

01:05:26.000 Certain sea mammals can decompose to look like that.

01:05:30.000 Wow.

01:05:31.000 And it just showed up on a beach.

01:05:32.000 Show me that video again?

01:05:34.000 Oh, there's the picture.

01:05:35.000 Get bigger with that?

01:05:36.000 They blurred out the part where there's like a gut or something.

01:05:39.000 Whoa.

01:05:40.000 It looks like it's just a piece of seaweed and it's like one inch long.

01:05:44.000 That's hilarious.

01:05:45.000 They blurred out the guts.

01:05:46.000 They're going to show you this dead body, but they blur out the guts.

01:05:48.000 No, go back to the picture.

01:05:49.000 I was going to show you the live video.

01:05:50.000 No, no, no.

01:05:51.000 Just let me see it. 0.98

01:05:53.000 The flippers are very unusual, like in that long ass neck. 0.94

01:05:57.000 That's a very weird animal, whatever that is. 0.98

01:06:00.000 That'd be fucking dope if they found some new crazy looking dinosaur type fish right off the coast of Georgia. 1.00

01:06:06.000 There's so much shit down there. 0.99

01:06:08.000 I mean, you think about how many different animals And organisms, they are constantly finding on Earth, right? 1.00

01:06:16.000 I mean, that new crayfish that they found in the ocean that's all female, that reproduces by cloning.

01:06:23.000 You heard about that one? 0.98

01:06:24.000 They're finding these fucking things constantly, and that's in fresh water. 0.98

01:06:28.000 But we have a way better account and understanding of what's going on in fresh water than we do of the ocean. 0.99

01:06:33.000 There's so much down there that we don't know.

01:06:36.000 There's so many life forms down there that we're not aware of.

01:06:38.000 Do you know how much of the ocean floor has been...

01:06:40.000 I think less than 10%.

01:06:42.000 Less than 5%.

01:06:44.000 I don't understand why we're so concerned about going to a different planet when we haven't even figured out this planet yet. 0.91

01:06:50.000 That's ridiculous.

01:06:51.000 When James Cameron went and as his movie, the movie he made to go as far down as anybody has gone, I was looking into this the other day. 0.60

01:06:58.000 He didn't break the record. 0.65

01:07:00.000 In 1960, two guys got into a submarine and went lower than he did by like 100 meters or some shit. 0.96

01:07:06.000 Whoa. 0.91

01:07:06.000 29,000 feet or something down. 0.91

01:07:08.000 Jesus.

01:07:09.000 And it's still...

01:07:10.000 There's still more...

01:07:12.000 And I think they just discovered an area near where they were going that's lower than what they thought the deepest part of the ocean was.

01:07:18.000 Stop there for a second.

01:07:19.000 29,000 feet under the ground.

01:07:21.000 Isn't a mile 5,000 feet?

01:07:24.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:25.000 So, what?

01:07:27.000 What?

01:07:28.000 Yeah.

01:07:29.000 Are you serious?

01:07:29.000 Like, they're almost six miles down?

01:07:32.000 35,797 feet is the actual record. 1.00

01:07:36.000 What in the fuck, man? 0.99

01:07:39.000 That's seven miles? 1.00

01:07:41.000 Is that real?

01:07:42.000 Yeah.

01:07:43.000 Think of seven miles.

01:07:44.000 Seven miles is like here to Studio City.

01:07:49.000 Now imagine doing it underwater.

01:07:51.000 How far can you see?

01:07:53.000 You can't see seven miles, right?

01:07:54.000 No.

01:07:55.000 Like, the distance of the curve of the earth?

01:07:57.000 The curve of the earth, like...

01:07:58.000 It's flat.

01:07:59.000 Yeah, but if you're flat, if you're on, like, sea level, and you're looking straight, how far can you see?

01:08:05.000 On a clear day, I think you could probably see seven or eight miles, probably farther.

01:08:08.000 Mmm.

01:08:10.000 That's nuts, man.

01:08:11.000 Seven miles.

01:08:12.000 Is this the guy?

01:08:13.000 Yeah, there's two guys, actually.

01:08:14.000 They're still alive?

01:08:15.000 Don Walsh and Jock Picard.

01:08:17.000 I bet you never recover from something like that. 0.99

01:08:20.000 You go all the way down there and you're just like, what in the fuck? 1.00

01:08:22.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

01:08:23.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

01:08:24.000 Your DNA probably changes like the astronaut guy. 1.00

01:08:28.000 Yeah, they explained that.

01:08:30.000 That was exaggerated.

01:08:32.000 That people were oversimplifying the situation to say that his DNA didn't change the way you think it did.

01:08:41.000 It's probably just like one molecule off or something like that.

01:08:44.000 It's probably not that big of a deal.

01:08:45.000 It's probably off, though.

01:08:47.000 I mean, what are they saying caused him?

01:08:50.000 See, Google astronaut's DNA didn't change the way you think it did.

01:08:58.000 I think...

01:09:00.000 We just don't understand, like, how it...

01:09:02.000 Yeah.

01:09:03.000 No, Scott Kelly's DNA did not change in space.

01:09:06.000 And this is from...

01:09:07.000 Waste.com.

01:09:08.000 Wait, it's a local news station.

01:09:11.000 Oh, W-A-T-E.com.

01:09:13.000 It's probably just an AP story they put up.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, I think it exactly is, because I know I saw it on something else.

01:09:18.000 Get it a little bigger so I can read it here.

01:09:20.000 After the internet was buzz about astronaut Scott Kelly's purported altered DNA after his year in space, NASA has clarified the findings in their study.

01:09:27.000 His DNA did not change by 7%.

01:09:30.000 He is still an identical twin to his brother Mark.

01:09:33.000 I want my money back. 1.00

01:09:34.000 From all those things I clicked, you fuckheads. 1.00

01:09:37.000 NASA says University of Tennessee's graduate... 0.99

01:09:40.000 Gene's expression changed by about 7%.

01:09:43.000 Gene expression is how your body reacts to your environment and stress fractures.

01:09:49.000 They said this level of change in gene expression was within the expected range for humans in stressful environments like scuba diving or mountain climbing!

01:09:59.000 Boom! 1.00

01:09:59.000 You fucks! 1.00

01:10:00.000 So every time you go mountain climbing, you're not an identical twin to your brother anymore! 1.00

01:10:04.000 Yeah! 1.00

01:10:05.000 We're assholes. 1.00

01:10:06.000 We're just lying to ourselves. 1.00

01:10:08.000 We just lie to ourselves for clicks.

01:10:10.000 I'm mad.

01:10:12.000 I'm mad enough.

01:10:13.000 It's like, these people need to be punished.

01:10:17.000 For their clickbait.

01:10:18.000 Yeah.

01:10:18.000 They're doing it on purpose.

01:10:20.000 It's worse on YouTube.

01:10:22.000 I mean, you could put up a little thumbnail and get people clicking on stuff and make thousands of dollars just for that.

01:10:28.000 That's true.

01:10:28.000 Yeah.

01:10:29.000 I went deep on YouTube the other day.

01:10:31.000 Have you ever watched somebody die from rabies?

01:10:34.000 Oh, no.

01:10:35.000 There's videos of people dying from rabies on YouTube.

01:10:37.000 It's the most fascinating thing ever.

01:10:41.000 I didn't know people still died from rabies, but there's people that have rabies, and if you watch, it's haunting.

01:10:46.000 You pretty much are going crazy. 1.00

01:10:48.000 Why don't they just kill them? 1.00

01:10:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:50.000 Why do we need people to die 100% naturally?

01:10:55.000 What is that about?

01:10:57.000 It's so interesting to watch these videos.

01:11:01.000 Man, what year is this?

01:11:03.000 It seems like 50s, 60s, or something like that.

01:11:07.000 And you just die of rabies.

01:11:08.000 You don't bounce back, right?

01:11:09.000 Right.

01:11:10.000 And it's very sad.

01:11:12.000 You can't hold water in, so you just constantly spit out water. 1.00

01:11:19.000 Oh, shit, dude. 1.00

01:11:22.000 This is scary stuff, man. 1.00

01:11:23.000 He's trying to eat.

01:11:24.000 Yeah, it won't work.

01:11:26.000 He just puts it in his mouth and he'll spit it out, probably. 1.00

01:11:29.000 What a fucked up disease, man. 1.00

01:11:31.000 Rabies is so crazy because it really is like a zombie disease for dogs. 1.00

01:11:37.000 Right?

01:11:37.000 Yeah.

01:11:38.000 For dogs or animals, they get it.

01:11:40.000 Oh my god, look at me foaming at the mouth.

01:11:42.000 Yeah.

01:11:43.000 Now, let me ask you this.

01:11:44.000 At what point in time did you just give this guy a lethal dose of morphine and get this over with?

01:11:48.000 Right now.

01:11:49.000 Like, why did they let him get this far gone?

01:11:51.000 They're just letting him die on his own.

01:11:53.000 What is it about people that want people to die on their own?

01:11:56.000 Like, there's a certain amount we know about the human body, right?

01:11:59.000 When it gets to that sort of a stage, I mean, the guy's foaming at the mouth, twitching and bucking while he's strapped to a bed.

01:12:08.000 Yeah, and there's videos of kids.

01:12:10.000 Just like little, like three-year-old kids having rabies.

01:12:13.000 You can't do anything. 1.00

01:12:15.000 They should kill her. 1.00

01:12:17.000 What do they do now? 1.00

01:12:19.000 I think they just let them suffer today.

01:12:22.000 I don't think you're allowed to kill anybody.

01:12:24.000 No, no, no.

01:12:25.000 I mean, if you have rabies, do they have a cure?

01:12:28.000 I think, as an example, if you get bit by a raccoon, you have to go through all those 100 shots type thing.

01:12:36.000 I don't know how long you have to do that. 1.00

01:12:40.000 Anybody that thinks that all vaccinations are bad is a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:12:48.000 If you really think that it's all some sort of a big giant conspiracy to ruin people and make a ton of money, you're crazy. 1.00

01:12:55.000 If people are getting jacked by vaccinations, that is an unfortunate side effect of one of the most spectacular things that human beings have ever created.

01:13:04.000 They created a way to combat diseases that killed untold millions. 0.99

01:13:10.000 I mean, think about the fucking malaria vaccinations. 1.00

01:13:14.000 They can give you malaria shots. 1.00

01:13:16.000 A bunch of different shit that they give you. 0.99

01:13:18.000 Or malaria pills. 1.00

01:13:19.000 You can take pills.

01:13:20.000 And then you go over there and you live.

01:13:23.000 Malaria kills everybody. 0.90

01:13:26.000 Polio.

01:13:27.000 I mean, they basically wiped out polio.

01:13:29.000 They didn't just recently come back.

01:13:30.000 It's because people aren't vaccinating their kids anymore.

01:13:33.000 There's a lot of people that aren't.

01:13:36.000 Mumps, measles.

01:13:37.000 There's a lot of different ones that are making their way back.

01:13:41.000 Yeah, I mean, they figured out...

01:13:42.000 Look, it's not perfect, but there's not a damn thing that involves putting chemicals in your body that's perfect. 0.96

01:13:48.000 Not a damn thing. 0.98

01:13:49.000 But what they've done with vaccinations is fucking amazing. 0.99

01:13:54.000 Now, I think I agree with you on flu shots. 0.97

01:13:56.000 I don't get flu shots.

01:13:57.000 I don't get it.

01:13:59.000 I've never had one.

01:14:00.000 I don't think that they don't work.

01:14:02.000 I think they work sometimes.

01:14:04.000 But I know people that have taken flu shots and gotten sick.

01:14:07.000 Yeah, because it's the flu, and you're not supposed to, but usually for a couple days you might be a little sick.

01:14:11.000 Who wants that? 1.00

01:14:12.000 What is this?

01:14:13.000 The disease expresses itself in two forms.

01:14:15.000 Furious rabies, whoa, 70% of human cases, cause hyper-excited behavior, a strong fear of water, and sometimes a strong fear of flying.

01:14:24.000 This will eventually result in death by cardiorespiratory arrest.

01:14:30.000 Paralytic rabies, 30%, is less exciting and takes longer to kill you.

01:14:34.000 With it, your muscles gradually paralyze, beginning at the source of the infection and spreading outwards.

01:14:39.000 What is this article from?

01:14:41.000 Everything you want to know about rabies.

01:14:42.000 Is that Gizmodo?

01:14:43.000 Yeah.

01:14:44.000 Wow.

01:14:46.000 With extreme aggression that most strongly characterizes disease.

01:14:49.000 When animals have it, what's fascinating to me is that they want to bite you.

01:14:53.000 Which would help spread the disease.

01:14:55.000 It's almost like the disease uses the animal's system and makes the animal more likely to bite.

01:15:02.000 It's like piloting the animal and getting it to attack.

01:15:05.000 Zombie.

01:15:06.000 Have you ever seen the rat with rabies chasing the cat?

01:15:11.000 I think we've talked about videos before.

01:15:12.000 It's not rabies.

01:15:13.000 The rat has toxoplasma.

01:15:15.000 It's a different thing.

01:15:16.000 It's a different parasite. 0.96

01:15:18.000 Oh.

01:15:18.000 Yeah, that's a thing that's super common with cats and rats.

01:15:22.000 And people get it.

01:15:23.000 And somewhere around 50 million Americans have it.

01:15:27.000 It affects your judgment.

01:15:28.000 It makes you more impulsive.

01:15:30.000 And there's a direct relationship to people who are toxoplasma infected and motorcycle accidents.

01:15:38.000 What?

01:15:39.000 Yeah, they're more likely to get in motorcycle accidents.

01:15:41.000 Robert Sapolsky talked about it.

01:15:43.000 He was on a podcast we did.

01:15:44.000 It's one of my favorite ones, but it was really quick.

01:15:46.000 It was only like an hour.

01:15:49.000 And Sapolsky is just world-renowned for his study of toxoplasma and what it does to people.

01:15:56.000 But it affects the cat's...

01:15:58.000 Well, first of all, it affects the rat's sexual reward system. 0.71

01:16:03.000 Hijacks its brain, gives it a boner. 0.96

01:16:05.000 They get erect at the smell of cat urine sometimes. 0.99

01:16:08.000 Wow.

01:16:09.000 And it takes away their fear of cats completely.

01:16:11.000 So they go wander around cats.

01:16:12.000 The cats kill them.

01:16:14.000 And then they get into the cat that way.

01:16:16.000 Because they can only reproduce inside the cat's digestive system. 0.98

01:16:19.000 It's crazy.

01:16:20.000 So these worms get into the cat's body so they can reproduce. 1.00

01:16:24.000 And then they shit out cat shit. 1.00

01:16:26.000 People come in contact with the cat shit. 1.00

01:16:28.000 Sometimes even through their feet. 1.00

01:16:29.000 Through walking around barefoot around cat shit. 1.00

01:16:32.000 The toxo gets into their system and it affects the way they behave. 1.00

01:16:36.000 Some crazy amount of people in the world have it.

01:16:38.000 Like at one point in time in France, it was more than 40% of the people had it.

01:16:43.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

01:16:45.000 Yeah, that's what's doing it to that cat. 0.91

01:16:47.000 I thought it was rabia.

01:16:48.000 There's a lot of those things, man.

01:16:49.000 How about that aquatic worm that makes grasshoppers drown themselves?

01:16:53.000 Yes. 1.00

01:16:53.000 Grows inside a bug's body and then says, hey, faggot, why don't you go jump in that water? 1.00

01:16:58.000 I will jump in that water. 1.00

01:17:00.000 And they jump in the water and they drown.

01:17:02.000 I mean, it's crazy.

01:17:03.000 It's crazy.

01:17:03.000 They talk this organism into killing itself so that they can pop out in the water and live.

01:17:09.000 Brr.

01:17:11.000 There's a bunch of things like that in nature.

01:17:12.000 We have to wonder, how did this evolve?

01:17:17.000 What's going on?

01:17:19.000 What is the actual process that allows something to evolve into a plant that can eat a rat?

01:17:26.000 You ever see that plant that gets all slippery and smells good so the rats come near and they fall into the hole and it's into this like this looks like a like a tulip like a giant thick tulip and it just absorbs the rat like how the fuck did that start and that's what it does all the time like it tricks the rats like what the fuck like what was stage one like what was that thing like in the beginning what did it like did it catch a bug and the bugs are cool but I like to get one of them furry fuckers it's always chewing on my leaves you know There's 0.95

01:17:58.000 just so many different forms of life, and this is all we know about Earth. 1.00

01:18:02.000 Like we were talking about exploring the ocean. 0.97

01:18:06.000 Can you imagine if we found some crazy fucking half-human looking things that live under there? 0.98

01:18:12.000 I think I told you about this before, but there's this plant. 0.94

01:18:14.000 It's on planet Earth too, so I'm not really going to show the footage, but it has these seedlings on this specific island somewhere that these birds come And land, and they eat the seeds, and then they also get stuck to the birds' bodies, and as they fly around, that's how it spreads.

01:18:28.000 But the birds can get them stuck to them so much that it gets stuck on the ground, and they can't fly anymore.

01:18:35.000 Jesus.

01:18:36.000 And they end up...

01:18:37.000 Dying and then being decomposed and the plants sort of like...

01:18:40.000 Grows out of them.

01:18:41.000 Wow.

01:18:42.000 Yeah, they're covered in these things.

01:18:43.000 Like the birds trying to clean the things off them.

01:18:46.000 Yeah.

01:18:46.000 Do the birds eat them?

01:18:47.000 Oh, look, he's decomposing.

01:18:49.000 Yeah.

01:18:49.000 And the tree's growing out of them.

01:18:51.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:18:51.000 Yeah, it's crazy. 1.00

01:18:52.000 That's insane.

01:18:53.000 The Planet Earth 2 stuff is awesome.

01:18:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:55.000 Planet Earth and Planet Earth 2 are both amazing.

01:18:58.000 Yeah.

01:18:59.000 I mean, when you see the very bizarre ways that nature figures out how to...

01:19:04.000 How to take advantage of a situation.

01:19:06.000 My favorite one is that cordyceps mushroom that grows in those ants and the other ants recognize that this is a problem, that this thing died with these ants.

01:19:17.000 These ants died with these mushrooms growing inside of it and the spores We'll build up inside this thing's body and then explode and spray through the air and infect all the other ants around it.

01:19:29.000 Like, literally, it's like a bomb.

01:19:31.000 And somehow or another, the ants know this.

01:19:33.000 So the ants take the body and they drag it out of town.

01:19:37.000 They're like, we gotta get them out of here before it blows.

01:19:40.000 I mean, it's literally like someone throws the hand grain in your car and you just chuck it out just in time. 1.00

01:19:45.000 It's fucking nuts, man. 1.00

01:19:48.000 I love shit like that. 1.00

01:19:50.000 It's fucking nuts. 1.00

01:19:51.000 Yeah, it's fucking nuts. 1.00

01:19:53.000 I mean, it really is. 0.99

01:19:55.000 How does it know? 0.99

01:19:56.000 I mean, how do these goddamn ants know that they have to get this thing out of there? 0.99

01:19:59.000 So the thing's dead, right? 0.99

01:20:01.000 And then little spores start growing out of its head.

01:20:04.000 See the spore growing out of its head?

01:20:05.000 Look at this.

01:20:06.000 It's crazy.

01:20:06.000 Wow, that's nuts.

01:20:07.000 Yeah.

01:20:07.000 So the mushrooms grow inside their bodies.

01:20:11.000 And I don't know how the ants know this, but the ants know they got to get that fucking thing out of town. 0.99

01:20:18.000 Wow. 0.99

01:20:18.000 And they drag them away. 0.99

01:20:21.000 Maybe it's like a smell.

01:20:23.000 I mean, I don't think ants are cannibals, but look how crazy that is.

01:20:27.000 This thing grows out of its body.

01:20:29.000 How is that any different than, like, the Prometheus movie or alien movies?

01:20:36.000 You know?

01:20:38.000 I mean, how is that different?

01:20:39.000 I mean, it's really not.

01:20:40.000 It's some crazy organism that eats its host and the ants, look, mushrooms. 0.52

01:20:48.000 Mushrooms that thrive off of carbon monoxide or something?

01:20:52.000 Well, they're just like us.

01:20:56.000 They eat oxygen and breathe carbon dioxide.

01:20:58.000 Now, here's the thing.

01:20:59.000 The cordyceps mushrooms that get harvested for things like Onnit Shroom Tech, the way they harvest those things is off caterpillars.

01:21:07.000 Really?

01:21:08.000 Yes!

01:21:10.000 Like this.

01:21:11.000 So those mushrooms wouldn't be psychedelic?

01:21:14.000 Like, has anyone tried to take those little ant mushrooms?

01:21:16.000 No, they're not psychedelic.

01:21:18.000 I mean, there's a bunch of different kinds of cordyceps mushroom, but what they found is that high-altitude yak herders or cattle herders... 0.97

01:21:28.000 I think it was cattle.

01:21:29.000 I forget what it was.

01:21:30.000 They noticed that when their animals were eating these mushrooms, they were more active.

01:21:35.000 And so they started feeding their mushrooms, you know, feeding the mushrooms to people.

01:21:40.000 And they had some pretty great results with it.

01:21:43.000 And they started noticing that it helps people.

01:21:45.000 And they did some studies on it.

01:21:46.000 You can go to Onnit and you can read the studies on Cordyceps mushrooms or just Google it independently.

01:21:52.000 There's some interesting studies.

01:21:53.000 The Chinese... 1.00

01:21:54.000 See, that's a little tricky though.

01:21:56.000 They say the Chinese Olympic team used them and they won a bunch of medals.

01:22:00.000 Here's what's tricky about that.

01:22:02.000 It's entirely likely that they said, oh yeah, we were only using the mushrooms.

01:22:06.000 Definitely no steroids.

01:22:08.000 Right. 0.98

01:22:10.000 I mean, in the interest of full disclosure, I mean, I'm wearing a fucking Onnit t-shirt, right? 0.96

01:22:16.000 It's entirely possible they were doing steroids, too. 0.96

01:22:19.000 Most likely that they were doing steroids.

01:22:20.000 Did you see Icarus?

01:22:22.000 Did you see that movie?

01:22:23.000 I think they were all doing steroids.

01:22:24.000 I think, like, especially all those communist countries that rely so heavily on propaganda, like Russia.

01:22:30.000 Like, Russia's been doing... 0.95

01:22:31.000 They had a state-sponsored drug program, 100%.

01:22:35.000 It's all documented in that movie.

01:22:37.000 So when China says that they won these track and field medals because they were taking this cordyceps mushroom, I bet it helped. 1.00

01:22:44.000 I bet it helped.

01:22:45.000 I take it, but guess what?

01:22:46.000 It doesn't feel like a steroid.

01:22:48.000 When I take shroom tech, it's like a nice little boost.

01:22:50.000 I get a little boost.

01:22:51.000 Not speedy, but a little boost.

01:22:53.000 I definitely feel an extra gear. 0.99

01:22:57.000 There's some other shit too. 0.99

01:22:59.000 Those guys were doing... 1.00

01:23:00.000 They fucking do everything they can, man. 0.99

01:23:03.000 Anything they can get away with. 1.00

01:23:04.000 Whatever the fuck they can get away with, they do. 0.99

01:23:06.000 And they're not testing them all the time. 0.99

01:23:08.000 They're just not. 1.00

01:23:09.000 If they are, they're hiding shit. 0.99

01:23:10.000 People get busted. 1.00

01:23:11.000 They've already proven that people get busted and they let them slide.

01:23:14.000 There's a lot of influence peddling.

01:23:16.000 Maybe it'll be less now because Russia wasn't even allowed to compete now.

01:23:20.000 The people had to compete under the Olympic flag for certain athletes.

01:23:24.000 Rush is so crazy.

01:23:26.000 You see that dude they killed in England? 0.64

01:23:27.000 The nerve gas?

01:23:28.000 Is he dead yet?

01:23:30.000 It's him and his daughter or something like that.

01:23:32.000 Or his wife.

01:23:34.000 They killed him in England with nerve gas.

01:23:36.000 Really? 0.96

01:23:37.000 Well, if he's not dead, he might as well be dead. 0.98

01:23:39.000 He's on his way to dead.

01:23:41.000 He's in horrible, critical condition. 1.00

01:23:44.000 It's just like, this is some spy versus spy shit. 1.00

01:23:46.000 And this is some, really, it's like some movie shit. 1.00

01:23:49.000 They're killing him with nerve gas. 1.00

01:23:51.000 They're killing him, you know...

01:23:54.000 I think he was like a double agent or something.

01:23:56.000 Is that what he was?

01:23:57.000 Supposedly, Russia's now hacking our power grades.

01:24:00.000 Oh, no.

01:24:01.000 Like...

01:24:02.000 I guess he didn't die.

01:24:04.000 If it was a Russian military-grade agent, he would have died on the spot, obviously, is what Putin said.

01:24:10.000 Oh, that's what Putin said. 1.00

01:24:12.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:24:13.000 We should definitely listen to him, always. 1.00

01:24:16.000 What is...

01:24:18.000 Remain in critical condition.

01:24:20.000 Pull up a story on him.

01:24:21.000 Who is he and why?

01:24:22.000 Why are they trying to whack this dude?

01:24:24.000 He's in critical condition.

01:24:26.000 Hold on.

01:24:27.000 Go up.

01:24:28.000 Scroll up. 0.93

01:24:29.000 Putin calls Russian poisoned ex-spy nonsense and delirium.

01:24:33.000 Oh, well then they definitely did it.

01:24:35.000 Make that bigger.

01:24:38.000 Sloughed off the notion that Russia was behind the poisoning former Russian spy and his daughter, saying any sensible person would understand that this is delirium and nonsense.

01:24:48.000 It is unthinkable that we would do such a thing.

01:24:51.000 The first thing that came to mind, if it was a military-grade agent, he would have died on the spot.

01:24:57.000 They would have died on the spot, obviously, said Putin, speaking in the party headquarters in Moscow shortly.

01:25:02.000 After he spoke to a crowd in central Moscow.

01:25:05.000 Russia does not have any such agents.

01:25:07.000 We destroyed it all.

01:25:09.000 Okay.

01:25:10.000 I don't believe that.

01:25:12.000 Putin also says he's never met Trump before the election, and then there's like video from like three years ago, Trump saying, I met Putin, you know, and like...

01:25:20.000 Oh, really? 1.00

01:25:21.000 Yeah, it's just like, oh, bullshit. 1.00

01:25:23.000 Everything's bullshit. 1.00

01:25:25.000 It's a fun time, though. 1.00

01:25:27.000 I hate it.

01:25:28.000 I think this is a fun time.

01:25:29.000 You like this?

01:25:29.000 Yeah, I'm okay.

01:25:31.000 I'm enjoying it because I think this is what's fun about this time is even with like and this is partly because we have a guy like Trump in office is that everything seems like there's nobody at the wheel everything from top to bottom these people scrambling to take the wheel I'll take the wheel and right this ship but there's no one at the wheel it's all craziness right now it's craziness culturally it's craziness politically It's craziness economically.

01:26:00.000 None of it makes any sense.

01:26:02.000 It's racially crazy. 0.58

01:26:03.000 People are fighting.

01:26:04.000 People are mad at Bruno Mars.

01:26:06.000 Bruno Mars for cultural appropriation.

01:26:08.000 How is that possible?

01:26:09.000 I mean, there's so many different things that are happening today that are so outrageous.

01:26:12.000 Oh, how about this one? 0.98

01:26:13.000 A guy got fucking sentenced, or he got convicted, and will be sentenced soon, I think he gets sentenced in April, for getting his dog to make a Hitler salute. 0.99

01:26:26.000 Making a video. 0.99

01:26:27.000 Yes, it's on my Twitter page.

01:26:29.000 I retweeted it. 1.00

01:26:30.000 The guy is in Scotland and he's a proud shit poster. 1.00

01:26:34.000 He's one of those guys. 1.00

01:26:36.000 Jamie loves shit posters. 1.00

01:26:37.000 It's one of his favorite things. 1.00

01:26:38.000 Me too?

01:26:39.000 No. 1.00

01:26:40.000 But he's one of those guys that just, he posts stupid shit to get a reaction from people. 1.00

01:26:45.000 And so, just to piss his girlfriend off, he decided he'd try to get his dog to do the Hitler salute, the Nazi salute. 1.00

01:26:53.000 And, you know, he gets his dog to do it on this video. 0.99

01:26:57.000 And he says, gas the Jews, apparently.

01:27:00.000 You know, like, he's trying to, like, get his dog to do this, like, when he, I guess, you know, he thought it was funny. 0.95

01:27:07.000 Then he puts it on YouTube.

01:27:09.000 Not only does it get him in trouble, which I get people being mad, like, hey, that's insensitive.

01:27:14.000 Okay, whatever.

01:27:15.000 He's trying to be insensitive. 1.00

01:27:17.000 They fucking arrested him. 0.99

01:27:19.000 They tried him and they convicted him. 1.00

01:27:21.000 Which country?

01:27:22.000 Scotland.

01:27:24.000 The UK. I mean, this guy's convicted and now he'll be sentenced.

01:27:30.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.98

01:27:31.000 Have you seen the video? 0.99

01:27:33.000 Jamie, pull up that video, because it's crazy to watch.

01:27:37.000 It's not that big a deal.

01:27:38.000 Sentencing has been pushed off up until sometime next month.

01:27:41.000 Yeah, that's what I said.

01:27:43.000 Pull up the video.

01:27:47.000 That's one thing about the United States, man.

01:27:50.000 You forget about free speech.

01:27:52.000 I was talking to somebody from a different country recently.

01:27:53.000 He goes, you have no idea how big that is.

01:27:57.000 And we kind of take it for granted.

01:27:58.000 It's giant.

01:27:59.000 It's giant.

01:28:00.000 And it's everything.

01:28:03.000 Okay.

01:28:04.000 It has been identified by YouTube community as inappropriate and offensive to some audiences.

01:28:09.000 I understand.

01:28:10.000 Please proceed.

01:28:12.000 Give me some volume.

01:28:16.000 And so I thought I would turn them into the least cute thing that I could think of.

01:28:21.000 Oh, but you can't even understand what he says.

01:28:23.000 Why don't they just speak English?

01:28:25.000 God!

01:28:26.000 Do you want to gas the juice?

01:28:27.000 Do you want to gas the juice?

01:28:30.000 Do you want to gas the juice?

01:28:34.000 Come on, gas the juice!

01:28:35.000 More gas the juice, son!

01:28:36.000 More! 0.72

01:28:38.000 Do I guess the Jews?

01:28:41.000 So it took him forever to teach this dog this?

01:28:44.000 Is this the idea?

01:28:45.000 That's why we're watching this over and over again?

01:28:51.000 Oh God.

01:28:51.000 Oh my gosh.

01:28:54.000 Zikaev! 0.94

01:28:55.000 Oh wow.

01:28:56.000 Oh boy.

01:28:57.000 Zikaev! 0.94

01:28:57.000 That's adorable. 0.94

01:28:59.000 It is very cute.

01:28:59.000 He taught the dog to do that.

01:29:01.000 It's crazy.

01:29:04.000 Oh, that's it. 0.99

01:29:05.000 Man, that sucks that he's getting... 1.00

01:29:06.000 Well, it's a classic shit post video. 1.00

01:29:11.000 It's like, these guys... 1.00

01:29:13.000 This is the whole Pepe the Frog thing.

01:29:15.000 You can take it down.

01:29:16.000 This is the whole... 1.00

01:29:17.000 It's all the same shit. 1.00

01:29:19.000 It's a bunch of people that are having fun saying shit that's totally inappropriate. 1.00

01:29:23.000 This is what it is. 0.99

01:29:24.000 That's what that is.

01:29:26.000 That's the same thing.

01:29:26.000 And the people that think that, like, anybody who would do that is a Nazi, you're not correct.

01:29:31.000 That's not true.

01:29:32.000 I guarantee you that guy's not a Nazi.

01:29:35.000 I think.

01:29:36.000 I don't know.

01:29:37.000 I'm assuming he's not a Nazi. 1.00

01:29:38.000 I'm assuming he's a shit poster. 1.00

01:29:40.000 He's a guy who's trying to be funny. 1.00

01:29:43.000 100%. 0.96

01:29:43.000 That's just ignorance. 0.96

01:29:44.000 Yeah, and that funniness is funny to them.

01:29:47.000 See, here's the thing.

01:29:48.000 You might not like it.

01:29:49.000 You might think it's horribly inoffensive, but here's the thing.

01:29:52.000 No Jews got gassed during the making of that video.

01:29:56.000 And the worst thing it did is get racists to laugh.

01:30:01.000 The best thing it did is get people to talk about what's appropriate.

01:30:05.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:30:06.000 I mean, it's not good.

01:30:07.000 I mean, I don't like it.

01:30:08.000 I wouldn't do it.

01:30:09.000 I wouldn't tell people, hey, this is the most awesome video ever.

01:30:11.000 Come watch it. 0.97

01:30:12.000 But to put that guy, not only to put him on trial, but to fucking convict him? 0.99

01:30:18.000 And Scotland, how dare you? 0.99

01:30:20.000 You people are supposed to be ahead of the curve. 0.99

01:30:22.000 Scotland's supposed to be a pretty fucking badass place. 1.00

01:30:25.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

01:30:26.000 Isn't Scotland, though, like a place that you... 0.99

01:30:30.000 I think it's Scotland, where you can't even talk about sex on stage. 0.99

01:30:33.000 You can cuss, you can pull a tit out, but if you talk about sex, I think it's Scotland. 0.93

01:30:40.000 I don't know about that, because Billy Connolly's from Scotland, and Billy Connolly's a pretty famous worldwide comedian. 0.99

01:30:45.000 Am I thinking of Sweden?

01:30:46.000 Pretty outrageous guy.

01:30:47.000 I might be thinking of Sweden.

01:30:49.000 Yeah, because Connolly's pretty...

01:30:51.000 He's like...

01:30:53.000 In the line of, like, popular American stand-up comics of his era.

01:30:58.000 He was a very respected guy.

01:31:00.000 And he's from Scotland.

01:31:01.000 Must be sweet.

01:31:02.000 I think I'm thinking of Sweden.

01:31:03.000 Maybe.

01:31:03.000 I don't know.

01:31:04.000 I don't know jack shit about those other countries that I only visit occasionally. 0.96

01:31:08.000 Right. 0.53

01:31:08.000 But when you go to these countries to do comedy, do you ever have to be like, hey, don't talk about... 0.53

01:31:13.000 No.

01:31:13.000 I wouldn't go.

01:31:15.000 If I went to a place and they told me I couldn't talk about something, I'd be like, well, why would I go there?

01:31:18.000 Right.

01:31:19.000 I'll just go somewhere where I can talk about anything.

01:31:20.000 I don't want to go somewhere where I can only talk about certain things.

01:31:23.000 It's like, I've done a few, air quote, clean shows in my day, where I got a gig, especially when I was first starting out, they're like, hey, can you do a half an hour clean?

01:31:34.000 And I go, okay, yeah.

01:31:35.000 And I would just edit. 0.98

01:31:36.000 I would just edit the shit out of something, use words that, you know, there's like innuendo that you can get away with, and I could sort of squeak by with a bullshit half hour set, you know? 0.97

01:31:47.000 But I would never do that today. 0.98

01:31:49.000 I don't want to.

01:31:50.000 I don't want to.

01:31:51.000 It's just like, what I want to be able to do is find out what's the best way to express the thoughts that are in my mind that are funny.

01:31:59.000 The best way is never by censoring yourself.

01:32:02.000 The best way is by figuring out what's the best way to express yourself.

01:32:06.000 Sometimes censorship can be a tool though for writing.

01:32:08.000 Like if you know that you can't swear or you know, like for joke writing, one of the cool things about Twitter It was that you had 140 characters.

01:32:17.000 Now, obviously, you have more, you have 280, but the 140 made you write a joke very concisely if you wanted to be funny.

01:32:25.000 You know, you'd have to have set up, punchline, cut out all that.

01:32:28.000 You're like, oh, I'm 10 letters over. 1.00

01:32:30.000 Shit. 1.00

01:32:30.000 And you back it up a little. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Oh, just take this out.

01:32:33.000 I could say it in one word.

01:32:34.000 It makes you understand the economy of words better.

01:32:37.000 And sometimes that's the case with writing too.

01:32:40.000 Like, you can get out of a joke easy by just adding swear words or adding sexual innuendo or stuff like that.

01:32:48.000 But that's like just an exercise. 0.98

01:32:51.000 Like when you're actually expressing yourself, when you're actually doing the work, like going on stage, doing a show, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want. 0.93

01:32:59.000 Otherwise, it's not stand-up. 0.73

01:33:01.000 And it's either funny or it's not funny.

01:33:03.000 I mean, if it's not funny, you just weren't funny.

01:33:05.000 But it's not because it's the subject matter. 1.00

01:33:08.000 That's just fucking stupid. 1.00

01:33:10.000 That's stupid. 1.00

01:33:11.000 Because anything can be, almost anything can be funny. 1.00

01:33:14.000 I'm sure there's probably a few things that can't be.

01:33:16.000 But for the most part, if you think it's funny, if you have a point, it's possible.

01:33:21.000 Did you see what happened with Hannibal the other day?

01:33:23.000 Another thing?

01:33:24.000 Yeah, he got a gig at Loyola Chicago, and they cut his mic after he supposedly said some stuff that they mutually agreed he shouldn't say.

01:33:34.000 What?

01:33:35.000 He put the email up on a projector, I guess, and was making jokes about the Catholic Church. 0.84

01:33:40.000 Hannibal Buress' sex stand-up set is interrupted at Loyola after his sex abuse joke.

01:33:47.000 They cut his mic, and then everyone started booing.

01:33:49.000 Everyone was laughing, apparently.

01:33:50.000 And all the kids are saying they should have known what they were getting themselves into, basically.

01:33:55.000 Well, you can't do colleges, man.

01:33:57.000 I've been telling people.

01:33:58.000 You can't do colleges.

01:33:59.000 No way.

01:34:00.000 It's not worth it.

01:34:02.000 It's not worth it.

01:34:03.000 It's a lot of money, though.

01:34:05.000 That's the thing.

01:34:06.000 Colleges will pay you some serious cash.

01:34:07.000 When I was coming up in the early days, I did one of those NACA conferences, National Association for College Campus Activities, I think it is.

01:34:17.000 And if you get booked by a bunch of schools, dude, it is amazing.

01:34:22.000 It's amazing.

01:34:23.000 You make thousands of dollars.

01:34:24.000 It is great.

01:34:25.000 That was the first time I made good money.

01:34:28.000 I would travel, and I'd go to all these different weird fucking Olivet, Michigan, some university there, some weird university in the middle of nowhere in Ohio, and they'd take you out. 0.97

01:34:39.000 To some local fucking country bar afterwards. 0.97

01:34:41.000 You're doing shots with kids who go to school there. 0.99

01:34:43.000 Because I was basically their age.

01:34:45.000 Or a couple years older.

01:34:47.000 This is when I was like 23 or 24 maybe.

01:34:51.000 And they were all like 20. So we're all like in the same wheelhouse.

01:34:55.000 And then there was people that worked at the school that were even older.

01:34:57.000 They'd come out drinking with you, too.

01:34:58.000 Different times, man.

01:34:59.000 But you could make real money.

01:35:01.000 Like, you'd do a gig and you'd make $1,000 or $1,500 or $2,000. 0.98

01:35:06.000 Like, holy shit, for one show. 0.99

01:35:07.000 It was crazy. 1.00

01:35:08.000 For an unknown comedian?

01:35:10.000 So everybody, like, aspired to do those college gigs.

01:35:14.000 But back then, man...

01:35:16.000 Even back then, they were real sensitive.

01:35:18.000 Kids are real sensitive, and they're always looking to...

01:35:21.000 They don't have a lot of life experience, right?

01:35:23.000 So their life experience is limited to 18 years.

01:35:26.000 Most of it's been under the care of their parents, for most kids.

01:35:29.000 Then all of a sudden, they're at school, and they're flexing their wings and their muscles, and they object to things, and they've decided that these things are inappropriate, and these things shouldn't be said, and this isn't true.

01:35:40.000 They can't take certain...

01:35:42.000 They can't take a lot of sarcasm...

01:35:44.000 They don't know.

01:35:45.000 I mean, they take you literally too often.

01:35:48.000 They think some subjects are just period taboo, because they are period taboo in offices and in some schools, and there's some things they can't say.

01:35:56.000 So if they can't say it, they don't want you to say it.

01:35:58.000 It's a very weird time for kids, you know? 0.99

01:36:02.000 That's why it's so crazy that you have all these fucking dorks that are stuck in that system that graduated from college then started teaching and have these ridiculous Marxist ideas and loony fucking left-wing ideologies and they're brainwashing these kids about gender neutral or gender fluidity and making safe spaces and all this stupid shit like what you're doing is is like further cushioning and coddling them And then what are they going to do? 0.99

01:36:31.000 They're just going to join academia as well? 0.99

01:36:34.000 They're going to get through their schooling and teach in this weird insulated little thought bubble that you guys have created? 0.97

01:36:39.000 So when people look at these people screaming and yelling and calling people Nazis and on school campuses and all this fucking chaos that's going on, this is what happens. 0.98

01:36:49.000 This is what happens when you baby people. 1.00

01:36:51.000 This is what happens when you set up this environment Where they can never, ever interface with the real world.

01:36:58.000 They just exist in this super hypersensitive, hyper-progressive bubble where nothing is produced, nothing is created.

01:37:05.000 You're just teaching people ideas.

01:37:07.000 And you're teaching people ideas, and the ideas are being promoted by a person who, in a lot of situations, has never even been out in the real world working. 1.00

01:37:18.000 It's a bullshit fucking thing. 0.99

01:37:20.000 And then they have tenure, so they can never be fired. 1.00

01:37:24.000 Woo! 0.99

01:37:25.000 It's crazy.

01:37:26.000 Nerfing.

01:37:27.000 Nerfing.

01:37:27.000 It's fascinating.

01:37:28.000 It's pretty fascinating, though.

01:37:30.000 You know, that these are these, in a lot of ways, it's kind of like royalty.

01:37:35.000 In a lot of ways, it's kind of like weird political systems that get corrupt.

01:37:39.000 Like things, ideas get corrupt as much as like finances get corrupt.

01:37:43.000 Like, people feel a way to extract social points by promoting their ideas and by forcing their ideas down other people's throats and having them accept it and mimic that as well.

01:37:55.000 It also reinforces that they're doing their life right and everybody else is doing their life wrong.

01:37:59.000 So it becomes this weird psychological wrestling match that people are doing with people, you know, in the outside world. 0.98

01:38:06.000 I mean, I've had a lot of guests on to talk about this subject, but I think this subject It's one of the reasons why it rings true to people is because I think we all realize this is happening in just in life in general and there's a lot of weird control battles going on in life in general and in Telling a guy that he can't have his dog say see I can't say see his dog and have his dog lift his arm up Telling a guy that he can't do that is just stupid.

01:38:34.000 Because you're making it a way bigger thing than it should be. 0.98

01:38:38.000 It should be a stupid video that no one cares about. 1.00

01:38:40.000 I mean, it's still up on YouTube, so that shows you how stupid it is. 1.00

01:38:45.000 Yank shit left and right. 1.00

01:38:47.000 Right. 1.00

01:38:47.000 Did you see what YouTube did to Crowder? 1.00

01:38:50.000 When Steven Crowder went to an LBGTQ event in Austin, and he had a dude show up saying that he identifies as a robot, and he says all this really rude shit. 0.87

01:39:04.000 Twitter got him in trouble, now YouTube. 0.92

01:39:08.000 Was YouTube still have it up?

01:39:09.000 I thought they put it up there.

01:39:10.000 I thought it was demonetized.

01:39:12.000 Twitter banned them.

01:39:13.000 Yeah, but I thought YouTube banned them as well.

01:39:16.000 Facebook banned them?

01:39:17.000 No.

01:39:17.000 Someone else did too.

01:39:18.000 Someone else did too.

01:39:20.000 It might be YouTube.

01:39:21.000 Check.

01:39:22.000 Either way.

01:39:26.000 People are trying to control what people do and don't say.

01:39:29.000 And I think when you do that, you run into real problems. 1.00

01:39:32.000 Like, who the fuck are you? 1.00

01:39:34.000 Who are you? 1.00

01:39:34.000 Who are you to decide? 1.00

01:39:37.000 You know?

01:39:38.000 And even Noam Chomsky said something about Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson that free speech does not apply to hate speech.

01:39:50.000 Like, what?

01:39:52.000 Like, yes, it does.

01:39:54.000 Yes, it does.

01:39:55.000 That's crazy that someone who's really smart can say it doesn't.

01:39:59.000 Yeah.

01:40:00.000 Okay, so it's available on YouTube.

01:40:02.000 So he put some post saying that he was blocked from something.

01:40:08.000 Doesn't matter.

01:40:09.000 The point is, one thing that's been shown is that they're trying to silence more, they're trying to stop the spread of conservative ideology and spread liberal ideology.

01:40:23.000 Like, they're actively trying to do that. 0.99

01:40:25.000 I feel like there's a real worry that when you have a platform, whether it's YouTube or something like that, That you could get infected by, say, shit posters. 1.00

01:40:38.000 If shit posters just... 0.99

01:40:39.000 They're more prolific, right? 1.00

01:40:42.000 Just look at the comments on YouTube.

01:40:45.000 In a lot of really popular things, the comments are horrific.

01:40:51.000 Way disproportionate to how they would be in the real world.

01:40:53.000 Like the comments and the anger that you find in a lot of YouTube videos, especially if you look at like the comments of podcasts. 0.99

01:41:00.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.99

01:41:01.000 People are opinionated, right? 1.00

01:41:03.000 They got some crazy wild fucking opinion. 0.99

01:41:05.000 Now, if you were YouTube, you'd be like, we have to figure out a way. 1.00

01:41:08.000 To stop people from saying faggot. 0.99

01:41:10.000 Or we have to figure out a way to stop people from doing this. 1.00

01:41:13.000 Or stop people from being homophobic.

01:41:16.000 We have to figure out a way to stop people from supporting Trump.

01:41:19.000 We have to figure out a way to stop people from talking about the wall.

01:41:22.000 We have to figure out a way.

01:41:24.000 And as soon as you start doing that kind of stuff, you run into a real slippery road.

01:41:28.000 You're deciding what people should and shouldn't be able to say.

01:41:31.000 Even if it's legal.

01:41:33.000 That gets real weird because then you don't have a free speech platform.

01:41:36.000 You have a left-wing platform.

01:41:38.000 Like, your platform is now left-wing.

01:41:40.000 And I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm saying it strengthens the position of the people that you oppose because they are being suppressed.

01:41:48.000 Like, you can see they're being suppressed.

01:41:50.000 Even if they're wrong. 1.00

01:41:51.000 You put a guy in jail because his dog says, listen, pop, when he says, see, hi, like, boy, you just looked real fucking stupid to most people, and now the fight is on. 0.99

01:42:02.000 And now it's going to be this swarm of controversy where people are freaking, I just found out about it yesterday. 0.99

01:42:08.000 I just found out about it last night, I think.

01:42:11.000 It might have been this morning when I woke up.

01:42:13.000 YouTube has reported...

01:42:15.000 Oh, did you hear about this? 0.88

01:42:18.000 This famous conspiracy theorist, his videos have been coming up in the YouTube kids' app, teaching, like, Flat Earth-type shit, and, like, we didn't go to the planet or moon. 0.95

01:42:28.000 Good stuff. 0.88

01:42:30.000 Yeah, what a good move.

01:42:31.000 YouTube's getting in a lot of...

01:42:32.000 There's no way they can hold...

01:42:34.000 There's too much!

01:42:35.000 Here's the thing about YouTube.

01:42:37.000 No, this is in defense of them because I had dinner with some bigwigs at YouTube and some of the stuff they said was very annoying and not calling things hate speech that just weren't.

01:42:48.000 Like talking about someone who got a community guideline strike because they put a conversation up in their playlist between Sam Harris and Douglas Murray.

01:43:00.000 Two intellectuals.

01:43:01.000 And they said that it was because it was hate speech.

01:43:03.000 And I was like, that is...

01:43:04.000 The fact they could just say that just drove me nuts.

01:43:06.000 But they're dealing with who knows how many videos every day.

01:43:10.000 I mean, it's insane.

01:43:12.000 How could they possibly even know the videos?

01:43:14.000 Okay, the total number of people who use YouTube is...

01:43:17.000 What is that number?

01:43:19.000 Oh, my God.

01:43:23.000 1,300,000,000.

01:43:27.000 300 hours of video uploaded to YouTube every minute.

01:43:30.000 Almost 5 billion videos are watched on YouTube every single day.

01:43:33.000 In an average month, 8 out of 10 18 to 49 year olds watch YouTube.

01:43:37.000 One of the things this woman said to me that I agree with her on, I mean, I believe her.

01:43:42.000 Because this is not about opinion.

01:43:45.000 It's about the way YouTube works.

01:43:47.000 She said, right now we have very crude tools to find offensive speech, hate speech.

01:43:52.000 They're very crude tools.

01:43:53.000 Sometimes they miss the mark. 1.00

01:43:55.000 And sometimes when you're dealing with like subtlety, like humor, like I could say, hey, you fuck. 1.00

01:44:01.000 And, you know, people go, oh, he was angry. 1.00

01:44:03.000 Like, obviously not.

01:44:04.000 You hear the tone, you know, like someone saying that they're saying it to friends and they're joking around, they're being silly and everybody's laughing.

01:44:12.000 YouTube misses that.

01:44:13.000 They don't know what's humor and what's not. 0.99

01:44:16.000 So are you saying that you can never make a joke about, you know, a guy's dick? 1.00

01:44:20.000 Or you can never make a joke about a girl's vagina? 1.00

01:44:22.000 Or you never make a joke about heterosexual sex? 1.00

01:44:26.000 No, no, you can do that.

01:44:27.000 Okay. 1.00

01:44:27.000 Can I make a joke about gay sex? 1.00

01:44:29.000 No. 1.00

01:44:30.000 No, you can't.

01:44:31.000 Oh, I see, because I'm not gay.

01:44:33.000 Okay. 0.64

01:44:34.000 Can I make a joke about white people? 0.98

01:44:35.000 Yes. 0.98

01:44:36.000 Can you make a joke about black people? 0.97

01:44:37.000 No. 0.98

01:44:38.000 Okay.

01:44:39.000 What are we doing here?

01:44:41.000 What are we doing?

01:44:42.000 You're deciding what people can and can't say, and then they're also demonetizing things.

01:44:47.000 And we've had some demonetized ones that were just like, okay, there's got to be some sort of an algorithm going on here, where there's a word we say, and that word triggers some sort of a response, and then they say that it's up for...

01:44:58.000 We have it up for manual review sometimes, but our Douglas Murray one, where we talked about YouTube demonetizing videos, that one got demonetized.

01:45:08.000 Jesus. 0.98

01:45:08.000 So it's like, okay, are they doing that to fuck with us? 0.98

01:45:11.000 Or are they doing that because Douglas talked about radical fundamentalist Islam? 1.00

01:45:16.000 Like, what is it?

01:45:18.000 In their defense, it's just their platform.

01:45:20.000 They should be able to do whatever they want.

01:45:22.000 Should they, though?

01:45:23.000 Because what are they then?

01:45:24.000 Who is they?

01:45:25.000 Who is they?

01:45:26.000 The people they hired?

01:45:28.000 Doesn't that shift?

01:45:29.000 The assumption is that everybody who works in management, everybody who works behind the scenes, all shares a mindset?

01:45:36.000 That's crazy.

01:45:38.000 That doesn't even make any sense.

01:45:39.000 That's not even a society.

01:45:41.000 Like, group think tanks like that?

01:45:43.000 Like, if they all agree?

01:45:44.000 And this was one of the things that James Damore pointed out about Google.

01:45:47.000 It's like, they don't leave any room whatsoever for conservatives.

01:45:51.000 Like, they absolutely discriminate against conservatives.

01:45:53.000 I'm not conservative. 0.98

01:45:55.000 But if I was, and I worked at a company like Google, imagine how fucking on the outside you would feel. 0.98

01:46:02.000 Like, is it illegal to be conservative? 0.95

01:46:04.000 Like, isn't there a responsible, ethical form of conservatism that's not racist, not homophobic, but presumes that a conservative person in power would be more fiscally responsible, will have economic policies that they agree with, interventionalist policies they agree with?

01:46:20.000 I don't think that that's outside the realm of possibility, that a reasonable person could be conservative.

01:46:25.000 But if you work for any big tech company, that's not in the menu.

01:46:30.000 You don't get to be that.

01:46:32.000 Like, you don't get to promote that.

01:46:34.000 You don't get to agree with that.

01:46:35.000 It's weird.

01:46:37.000 It's not good because it's not open speech. 0.99

01:46:40.000 You're supposed to be able to talk shit through. 0.95

01:46:42.000 I like to listen to someone who has a very strong opinion about something and see if it resonates with me. 0.99

01:46:48.000 Now, if you stop that, it'll stifle that.

01:46:51.000 I was just going to say, demonetizing a video, though, isn't...

01:46:54.000 Censoring someone.

01:46:55.000 It's encouraging censorship.

01:46:57.000 This is why, because you don't want to be demonetized.

01:46:59.000 If you have a video and that video can make you $500 if it's up and it gets ads, or it can make you $0. 0.81

01:47:07.000 That's a $500 incentive for you to not talk about whatever the fuck got it demonetized.

01:47:12.000 Right, but that then makes your argument of like, what were you making the content for in the first place? 0.75

01:47:17.000 No, it doesn't.

01:47:18.000 No, no, [...

01:47:20.000 It's a motivation for you to censor your speech.

01:47:23.000 Whatever you're making it for in the first place, you presume that someone was just making it to make it.

01:47:29.000 But there's an absolute monetary value if they put ads on it.

01:47:32.000 So if they take away the monetary value and they do it specifically because you chose a certain subject, that is in fact a form of censorship.

01:47:41.000 What they're doing is encouraging you to self-censor in order to make more money.

01:47:45.000 They can say, hey, you can do whatever the fuck you want, but we're going to decide that if you talk about fill in the blank, that subject, no money.

01:47:53.000 So don't talk about that subject anymore. 0.97

01:47:55.000 They're not going to give you money because they're sharing that money with you, though.

01:47:58.000 You could still share that video on your Twitter channel.

01:48:01.000 You could still share it on your blog and still make money if you could find your own advertisers.

01:48:05.000 I see what you're doing.

01:48:06.000 I see what you're doing.

01:48:07.000 But it's not a good argument.

01:48:08.000 The reason why it's not a good argument is because they made a concerted decision.

01:48:11.000 They made a very clear decision to take away the ads on videos where they don't like what you're saying.

01:48:16.000 It just could be because they don't have advertisers that are willing to pay them.

01:48:21.000 That's the way I would look at it.

01:48:23.000 The advertisers didn't want to pay them because of Douglas Murray and Sam Harris talking?

01:48:28.000 Maybe they couldn't find the money for it and they're like, ah, guess what?

01:48:31.000 This is not monetized.

01:48:32.000 Okay, but you don't know this.

01:48:33.000 This is a weird suggestion.

01:48:34.000 I'm making a guess.

01:48:35.000 But you're doing this to try to reinforce your original opinion.

01:48:38.000 It is censorship.

01:48:39.000 It's a form of censorship.

01:48:40.000 I think that demonetizing is not a good thing because of other ways, other reasons that it happens on YouTube because they then have an incentive to share monetized videos because they're making money on them.

01:48:51.000 I get that, but it's just because it's demonetized.

01:48:54.000 I understand that.

01:48:55.000 YouTube has an incentive to share monetized videos because they're sharing in the profit of every single video.

01:49:01.000 A monetized video, a creator doesn't get 100% of the money.

01:49:04.000 They get half of the money.

01:49:05.000 YouTube gets the other half.

01:49:07.000 So if a video is monetized, they benefit in sharing it.

01:49:12.000 Right, right, right.

01:49:12.000 So that even reinforces more the idea that they're censoring.

01:49:16.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:49:17.000 They're censoring the ability for it to be shared in the YouTube platform, not on the internet.

01:49:23.000 That's true.

01:49:24.000 But they're not censoring.

01:49:26.000 What they're doing is promoting self-censorship.

01:49:30.000 By giving you a fiscal reward for following their line.

01:49:35.000 Again, that's just what I'm saying.

01:49:36.000 As a creator, if you're making content to just make money on YouTube, then you have to play by the rules.

01:49:43.000 I understand what you're saying.

01:49:45.000 But what my point about all this is...

01:49:48.000 What they're doing is they're making these decisions.

01:49:54.000 And who is making these decisions?

01:49:56.000 That also could be definitely said.

01:49:59.000 They should say, these are the rules.

01:50:01.000 I'm the person responsible for making that statement.

01:50:04.000 What are the rules?

01:50:05.000 Here's the thing.

01:50:06.000 They don't say that.

01:50:07.000 This is what's weird about it.

01:50:08.000 It's totally arbitrary.

01:50:10.000 There's no, like, written law that you have to follow. 0.99

01:50:13.000 There's no, like, oh, you can't say cunt. 1.00

01:50:15.000 Because if you say cunt, you know, Playtex doesn't want to advertise in your fucking video anymore. 1.00

01:50:20.000 Right. 1.00

01:50:20.000 No, there's not that. 1.00

01:50:22.000 It's weird.

01:50:22.000 Yeah, they don't tell you what the demonetized video is.

01:50:25.000 Like, when we get one, they don't say it's because you guys talked bad about YouTube. 0.99

01:50:29.000 No, they don't say shit. 1.00

01:50:31.000 It's fucking weird, man. 1.00

01:50:32.000 Vimeo's never fucked with me in eight years. 1.00

01:50:34.000 YouTube fucks with me every day. 0.99

01:50:36.000 Right, but the thing about Vimeo is the difference in the numbers is so radical. 0.92

01:50:41.000 Like, if we have a video that gets a million hits on YouTube, it'll get 20,000 on Vimeo.

01:50:45.000 But... 0.99

01:50:46.000 I've been using Vimeo Live lately, and if you have YouTube Live and you look at the chat room in YouTube, 90% just negative, angry, poor shit. 0.98

01:50:56.000 Vimeo community, I think we had like 400 people last night watching Kill Tony. 0.97

01:51:01.000 Everyone was positive, just nice, happy, no negative trolling.

01:51:05.000 It's not popular yet.

01:51:07.000 Yeah, but it was a different environment.

01:51:09.000 It's like a small town.

01:51:11.000 That's what I don't get.

01:51:12.000 YouTube, they don't have things like IP bans there. 0.98

01:51:15.000 If you get banned on YouTube, you just get a new Gmail address, and now you have a new fucking thing.

01:51:20.000 Where other places like Vimeo and stuff like that, you get banned, you're pretty much banned banned. 0.94

01:51:25.000 That's how it should be, right?

01:51:26.000 Right. 0.99

01:51:26.000 It's like YouTube's own damn fault. 0.99

01:51:28.000 But who should be deciding... 0.97

01:51:29.000 If you get banned banned... 0.99

01:51:31.000 It's gonna be an IP ban that someone was at your house and now you're banned from using YouTube because someone was over or a neighbor is using your Wi-Fi and they fucked you. 0.88

01:51:38.000 It's also your responsibility to know that, I guess.

01:51:41.000 What if you're at an Airbnb? 0.95

01:51:42.000 I mean, that's like looking at kiddie porn. 0.99

01:51:43.000 Like, go to your friend's house and look at kiddie porn. 0.96

01:51:45.000 You'd get arrested, you know, because it's your IP address. 0.98

01:51:48.000 Or if you go over a friend's house and watch his kiddie porn.

01:51:51.000 Do you get arrested?

01:51:52.000 What if you do it in a car?

01:51:54.000 You're not supposed to watch it, right?

01:51:55.000 No.

01:51:55.000 I don't know.

01:51:56.000 Are you allowed to listen to it?

01:51:58.000 It's a good question.

01:52:00.000 Yeah, right?

01:52:01.000 No, I bet you're not.

01:52:03.000 I mean, but that's one of those things where we decide that people shouldn't have that in their life, you know?

01:52:10.000 But here's the question.

01:52:11.000 What are they going to do when they have CGI that they can program to have very realistic-looking I don't know about that.

01:52:37.000 Disney's latest research project can turn scripts into virtual reality?

01:52:41.000 What is that?

01:52:41.000 Something new.

01:52:42.000 It's definitely not out yet, but they just showed this thing that they can turn written scripts into very crude CGI virtual reality experiences. 0.98

01:52:51.000 Holy shit. 0.98

01:52:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:53.000 So this is just the early version of it.

01:52:55.000 This might take off if they decide to continue to push money into it and figure it out.

01:52:59.000 So the words get deciphered by the computer which creates images?

01:53:03.000 I believe so.

01:53:04.000 I was trying to read it to understand it.

01:53:06.000 That's just sort of what they're saying.

01:53:07.000 That's so cool.

01:53:08.000 That's sweet.

01:53:09.000 That's so crazy.

01:53:11.000 But that's inevitable.

01:53:12.000 This is probably going to be like the upper-level CGI. Like, you're going to be able to write it, then you're going to be able to talk into it, and it's going to create things.

01:53:20.000 You're going to have a fucking headset on, and you're going to be in a room, and you're going to say, I want to be in the Avatar world and ride a dragon, and I want to be blue, and I want to have a bow and arrow, and I want to go to the Tree of Life, and all that shit's going to be right in front of you. 0.68

01:53:36.000 Yeah, they're going to just be able to do it with virtual reality based on your suggestions. 0.99

01:53:39.000 And then they're going to figure out a way to get your brain to interface with that thing.

01:53:43.000 Whereas they've already figured out a way to get a kid to move his cursor.

01:53:46.000 Someone was paralyzed and they got this person to move their cursor.

01:53:49.000 I don't know if it was a kid.

01:53:51.000 They've had a bunch of different things where they've used the mind to control things.

01:53:56.000 I did a thing on Joe Rogan Questions Everything where I put this headset on and I got...

01:54:02.000 A drone to listen to me.

01:54:04.000 I could get it to lift up off the ground if I thought a certain way. 1.00

01:54:08.000 And that shit is coming. 0.99

01:54:09.000 It's already out. 1.00

01:54:10.000 But I mean that shit in like in your mind be able to conceive a whole different world. 0.99

01:54:15.000 Did you see Annihilation? 1.00

01:54:18.000 No.

01:54:18.000 It's trippy.

01:54:19.000 What's that?

01:54:19.000 That's the new movie from the Ex Machina guy?

01:54:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:54:23.000 That's good.

01:54:24.000 Okay.

01:54:25.000 Trippy.

01:54:26.000 Trippy to the point where you go...

01:54:27.000 What am I watching here, Jamie?

01:54:29.000 I think I showed you this once before, but this is a good video of it.

01:54:32.000 This is an eye-tracking thing that's built into laptops.

01:54:34.000 It's built into Alienware laptops now.

01:54:36.000 Whoa.

01:54:37.000 This guy's just looking at those dots and they're exploding.

01:54:39.000 His eyes are just eyes. 0.94

01:54:41.000 His eyes are just mice.

01:54:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:44.000 And it works really well.

01:54:45.000 That's crazy.

01:54:46.000 Yeah.

01:54:47.000 So your eyes control the mouse?

01:54:49.000 Yeah, you can play games with it too.

01:54:50.000 Oh my god.

01:54:51.000 He's moving around the world with just his eyes.

01:54:53.000 No way.

01:54:54.000 That would be amazing for your eyes.

01:54:56.000 That seems like an awesome eye exercise.

01:54:58.000 I bet it's not there yet though.

01:55:01.000 This is very, very new and it's already out and they just announced the new Vive Pro. 0.97

01:55:06.000 Yeah, if you try to play Quake on this, they're gonna fuck you up. 0.99

01:55:09.000 Try to use your shitty eyes and some dude's holding a mouse. 0.98

01:55:13.000 But it's very close to having this, like, with either in your phone, so you can just control games on your phone or put that in a little AR, VR headset. 0.99

01:55:19.000 I can't say I'm shocked.

01:55:22.000 Ready Player One this Friday.

01:55:23.000 What is that?

01:55:25.000 The book.

01:55:26.000 Have you ever heard of Ready Player One?

01:55:27.000 It's about the future.

01:55:29.000 It's a new Spielberg movie that comes out, I think, Friday.

01:55:32.000 Oh, I've seen the ads for that.

01:55:34.000 It's badass.

01:55:34.000 Yeah, that looks crazy.

01:55:37.000 Whew! 0.99

01:55:38.000 This...

01:55:38.000 It describes the whole future you keep bringing up, like, everyone lives in a pod just locking into the VR world.

01:55:44.000 It's gonna happen!

01:55:45.000 It's going to happen.

01:55:46.000 This is Columbus, Ohio.

01:55:48.000 Dude, how many people do you run into that are just not doing good?

01:55:51.000 They're not living a good life.

01:55:53.000 Like, everything's not going so well.

01:55:54.000 Like, I was just in Fresno the other day, and, um, uh, When we were driving, Tony and I did a gig up there.

01:56:01.000 When we were driving around the town, there's streets filled with homeless people.

01:56:06.000 I mean homeless, like encampments everywhere.

01:56:09.000 I mean there's people that just are in a bad place and it's not going to get any better where they live.

01:56:16.000 If someone comes along and introduces something and it's just like a cell phone, everybody has it.

01:56:23.000 And you all lock into that thing.

01:56:26.000 Yeah.

01:56:27.000 Columbus, Ohio, 2045?

01:56:29.000 Is that what it is?

01:56:29.000 This is what it's like.

01:56:30.000 Homeless people all over the street.

01:56:31.000 He puts his headset on and now he's in the world.

01:56:34.000 Yeah.

01:56:36.000 The real cool thing I think about the movie, which is the plot, which doesn't give away much because I haven't read the book, so I don't know.

01:56:40.000 It sounds like something that could happen soon is that there's like a bug in the game and there's a prize for it.

01:56:46.000 Everyone's going after the bug prize.

01:56:48.000 Whoever can find it gets money.

01:56:49.000 Like Willy Wonka style, yeah, you get the whole thing.

01:56:51.000 And what's really interesting is that the movie also has, because you pick an avatar, just like a video game or Facebook, so people are picking like, I want to be King Kong.

01:57:00.000 So King Kong's in it, and like Back to the Future cars in it, and Akira's motorcycles in it.

01:57:05.000 Iron Giant's in it.

01:57:06.000 Oh, Freddy Krueger's in it.

01:57:08.000 So they got to use a lot of different franchises.

01:57:12.000 There's the Speed Racer car.

01:57:14.000 Back to the Future.

01:57:15.000 Yeah, I mean, this is all inevitable.

01:57:18.000 I mean, if they're going to continue the same path that they're on now, if you go back and look at the video games we used to see when we were kids, when you play Mortal Kombat, On a console.

01:57:29.000 It was kind of cool.

01:57:30.000 But compared to this, it's like Pong, right?

01:57:33.000 It's going to happen.

01:57:34.000 It's just going to keep going.

01:57:36.000 It's just a matter of where it's going to leave us.

01:57:39.000 We're not going to be people anymore real soon.

01:57:42.000 Within a hundred years, we're not going to be people anymore.

01:57:44.000 We're going to be some weird new thing.

01:57:46.000 Yeah.

01:57:48.000 Do you think we'll be here?

01:57:49.000 I don't think so.

01:57:50.000 We'll be dead.

01:57:51.000 But, like, that thing that's on the bottom of the ocean that they found, that dinosaur thing, we're going to be like one of those things.

01:57:56.000 Like, oh, Jesus.

01:57:58.000 Like, that thing, like, it's crazy because we know that they used to exist, right?

01:58:01.000 So if we find one today, like, wow, that thing's still here?

01:58:04.000 That's going to be, like, people.

01:58:05.000 They find some dude who's living in the mountains outside of Colorado.

01:58:08.000 He's, like, catching his own fish.

01:58:09.000 He's 116 years old.

01:58:11.000 And they finally, like, look at this guy.

01:58:13.000 He's got no electronics in his whole body.

01:58:15.000 Do you think it'd be like Amish people would still last through that, for instance, or would that be them? 1.00

01:58:19.000 We'd kill those people. 1.00

01:58:20.000 Eat them. 1.00

01:58:21.000 They would have to kill them. 1.00

01:58:22.000 The robot people would have to kill the Amish people. 1.00

01:58:24.000 You can't have them around. 0.99

01:58:25.000 They would think, they would say, well, are they like wildlife?

01:58:28.000 They're like wildlife after a certain point.

01:58:29.000 Because if we all started out as some sort of proto-hominid back in the early days of evolution, right, we started as some sort of primitive primate and then eventually evolved to be what we are now. 0.55

01:58:40.000 But there's still chimps around.

01:58:41.000 There's still monkeys around.

01:58:43.000 There's still a lot of primitive primates.

01:58:44.000 Like, did they evolve at a later date?

01:58:48.000 Did they start later than us?

01:58:49.000 Did they get a different call time to the race?

01:58:53.000 Like, what happened?

01:58:54.000 Or did some things stay the same while other things change?

01:58:58.000 And it's just the rate of change seems so spectacularly quick, but it's only because of our perspective.

01:59:03.000 But really, there could be groups of people, and might be the Amish, that stay exactly the same.

01:59:09.000 And then the new beings treat them like colobus monkeys in the jungle. 0.98

01:59:14.000 Or like some fucking weird giraffe that you see when you go on a safari. 0.99

01:59:19.000 Like, look, look, the people that make their own butter! 0.99

01:59:20.000 They're real!

01:59:21.000 They're real!

01:59:22.000 And we'd wave at them, hello!

01:59:25.000 I love your wagon!

01:59:27.000 I mean, really, they could become wildlife.

01:59:31.000 They could become a very primitive form of wildlife.

01:59:33.000 They could become like uncontacted tribes in the Amazon where we just leave them alone and we think they're novel.

01:59:38.000 Look, look!

01:59:39.000 They're painted all red, their whole body.

01:59:41.000 They have a bow and arrow that they made themselves.

01:59:44.000 This is amazing! 1.00

01:59:45.000 We get all excited about it, but it's the same exact shit. 1.00

01:59:49.000 Same exact shit to us. 1.00

01:59:51.000 When the new things take over, they just keep the Amish, they keep tribespeople, they keep the weird shit that's not gonna fuck with them. 1.00

01:59:58.000 Anything that doesn't know how to work electricity. 0.99

02:00:00.000 All those people that are out there living without electricity?

02:00:04.000 You know?

02:00:05.000 Like those Alaska, the last Frontier shows, those people would have to all plead for their life.

02:00:09.000 You'd be like, look, I'm just here.

02:00:11.000 I'm just taking care of cattle, and I'm not planning on getting any weapons.

02:00:18.000 We like a simple life, and we're happy for our robot overlords.

02:00:22.000 Congratulations on your victory, and just leave us up here with the river. 1.00

02:00:27.000 Fuck that, right? 0.99

02:00:30.000 When I was getting my eyes looked at, the doctor said that how people's eyes are a lot worse nowadays. 1.00

02:00:36.000 And remember when you were a kid, your mom was like, don't sit so close to the TV. But now we're putting goggles in our eyes, like one inch from our eye.

02:00:45.000 Why are we doing that?

02:00:47.000 Why does no one talk about eye health?

02:00:49.000 Because it seems like...

02:00:51.000 If my optrician, or whatever she's called, is telling me about, like, oh, dude, you should get these blue blocker things now.

02:00:58.000 Everyone's eyes are so stressed nowadays.

02:01:00.000 I think that's true.

02:01:02.000 I think eyes are definitely stressed.

02:01:03.000 But it's also that we're getting old. 1.00

02:01:05.000 When you get old, your eyes go to shit. 0.99

02:01:07.000 Everybody always has. 1.00

02:01:09.000 Except, like, my friend Cameron Haynes, he's 50, his fucking eyes are like 20-18 or something. 0.99

02:01:15.000 It's crazy! 0.98

02:01:16.000 Like, I had a crack on my iPhone, I dropped my iPhone, and I looked at it, I'm like, eh, I think it's alright.

02:01:20.000 He goes, no, you got a crack.

02:01:21.000 I go, really?

02:01:22.000 He goes, where?

02:01:23.000 He goes, right in the lower right-hand corner. 1.00

02:01:24.000 I'm like, motherfucker. 1.00

02:01:25.000 I'm like, how did you even see that? 1.00

02:01:27.000 He could see it from my hand.

02:01:30.000 Like, my hand over here.

02:01:31.000 And he's here. 0.98

02:01:32.000 He's like fucking five feet away from me. 0.99

02:01:34.000 He can see it. 1.00

02:01:34.000 I got this fucker inches from my face. 1.00

02:01:36.000 I can't see it. 0.99

02:01:37.000 I mean, it's been three years since I got my eyes checked, and I used to always be perfect.

02:01:41.000 This was the first time where that bottom row, I was like, is that an eight or a zero?

02:01:46.000 Is that an eight or a zero?

02:01:47.000 Those are rough.

02:01:48.000 You get a menu in a restaurant, you're like, okay, I'm going to have to start a fire to see this. 0.99

02:01:52.000 I'm gonna have to bust out a light or like a fucking concert. 0.99

02:01:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:01:56.000 Or use the...

02:01:56.000 It gets super obnoxious if you use your phone.

02:01:59.000 That light on your phone like...

02:02:00.000 Or there's a magnifying app on the phone now where it like zooms in a little.

02:02:04.000 You just can't see.

02:02:04.000 It's just dark.

02:02:05.000 My low light sensitivity is way different.

02:02:09.000 I'm just...

02:02:09.000 I think it's probably because my brain is overwhelmed by brightness too much.

02:02:14.000 You know, like staring at a computer screen.

02:02:17.000 That's one of the things that I like about that Right Room app.

02:02:19.000 I'm gonna sneeze, unfortunately.

02:02:23.000 That Right Room app gives you a dark black screen with green writing.

02:02:27.000 I guess that's what these glasses do.

02:02:29.000 They block the blue light.

02:02:30.000 It's kind of like night mode on your Mac or your phone where it turns yellow.

02:02:34.000 Oh, okay.

02:02:35.000 But that's supposedly way better on your eyes. 1.00

02:02:37.000 I'm sure it's better, but we're still fucked. 1.00

02:02:38.000 Yeah, we're all fucked. 1.00

02:02:39.000 We're going down. 1.00

02:02:40.000 It's going down.

02:02:41.000 They're going to replace our eyes with awesome eyes.

02:02:43.000 Yeah, but I can't wait.

02:02:43.000 Oh, these drops, yeah.

02:02:45.000 They have to see some new eye drops they think they're going to be able to put in your eye and you never have to wear glasses again.

02:02:50.000 What do they do though?

02:02:51.000 Is it a genetic thing?

02:02:52.000 It's nanoparticles. 1.00

02:02:54.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

02:02:55.000 That's how they're gonna get in. 1.00

02:02:56.000 They're getting in through your eyes.

02:02:59.000 So how does it explain how it works?

02:03:01.000 I guess you probably have to drop them in every couple weeks or every week or maybe even every day.

02:03:06.000 It's not for sure yet, but it's not even out yet obviously either.

02:03:09.000 That's crazy.

02:03:10.000 It's just very new.

02:03:11.000 It works though.

02:03:12.000 That's crazy.

02:03:14.000 Three-step process.

02:03:15.000 Perform with a smartphone.

02:03:17.000 Oh, the measurement of the eyes are fractional.

02:03:19.000 Wow.

02:03:20.000 And you'll just be able to drop it in there.

02:03:23.000 Apply to the eye for less than one second.

02:03:26.000 A laser.

02:03:27.000 So then doctors create a very specific laser pattern, which is applied to the eye for less than one second.

02:03:34.000 The laser creates tiny grooves in the surface of the cornea.

02:03:38.000 Lastly, special eye drops are applied.

02:03:40.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:03:41.000 Does not seem like a good idea.

02:03:43.000 So they get a measurement of your eye refraction, which can then be performed with a smartphone.

02:03:48.000 Wow!

02:03:49.000 That can be performed with a smartphone, the first part. 0.93

02:03:52.000 And then the doctors create the laser pattern, and then they fucking stormtrooper your eyeball, drop some chemicals on there, and the chemicals get in through the holes that you've made in your eyeball. 0.94

02:04:03.000 Uh-oh! 0.97

02:04:05.000 What?

02:04:06.000 Look at that chick on the right. 1.00

02:04:07.000 How amazing is that?

02:04:09.000 What if that works?

02:04:10.000 I mean, I think that's going to happen with that.

02:04:14.000 Hearing will probably get something for that soon, too.

02:04:16.000 What if it's one of those artificial hip things? 0.95

02:04:20.000 Like, an artificial hip is like, it does work, but I'm always like, man, I feel like they're going to figure out a better way in like five years.

02:04:28.000 Like, how long can you hang in there?

02:04:29.000 I feel like they're so close to regenerating tissue.

02:04:34.000 They're regenerating all sorts of cartilage in people and certain people that have had, like, I know women had bladder cancer.

02:04:43.000 They regenerated an entire bladder for her made out of skin tissue. 1.00

02:04:48.000 They did this all with stem cells.

02:04:50.000 And Mel Gibson's dad.

02:04:52.000 Yeah, that dude was, his dad was 92 and he was, like, on the door.

02:04:57.000 And got shot up with stem cells, and now he's not even in a wheelchair anymore.

02:05:01.000 That's great.

02:05:01.000 Yeah, the whole story was like, what?

02:05:03.000 Like his hip was bothering him so bad that he was in a wheelchair.

02:05:05.000 Goes and gets shot up with stem cells, and then all of a sudden he's walking around.

02:05:09.000 Yeah.

02:05:10.000 Yeah, and this is like without being able to be fully explored in the United States.

02:05:16.000 Like, they have to go to Panama to do this.

02:05:19.000 That guy, Dr. Neil Reardon, is working to try to bring it to Texas. 0.99

02:05:24.000 And if anybody would be like, we don't give a fuck, let's do it, it would be Texas. 0.98

02:05:28.000 You know, because this is all adult stem cells. 0.98

02:05:31.000 There's no issues with fetal stem cells, so religious people wouldn't get involved in it. 0.99

02:05:36.000 And there's a lot of folks that have some serious fucking injuries. 1.00

02:05:39.000 This shit could really help. 1.00

02:05:40.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

02:05:41.000 Even I heard that you could do things for the mouth now, like teeth, regrow gums and teeth and using stem cells.

02:05:48.000 You could pretty much do anything now.

02:05:50.000 I believe it.

02:05:51.000 Stem cells.

02:05:51.000 I think this is only one step.

02:05:54.000 I think when, you know, we're thinking back like 20, 30 years ago, you never heard about this shit, and now you're hearing about it, like how much better is it going to be in 20, 30 years from now? 0.98

02:06:03.000 I mean, how much of it is going to be nanoparticles mixed with stem cells and they just fucking regenerate your whole body, you know? 0.98

02:06:11.000 I think that's what's gonna happen.

02:06:13.000 I think people are going to be able to not just regenerate limbs, but I think they're gonna be able to regrow your body, like refresh your body. 0.99

02:06:21.000 Like whatever your old bullshit ass cells that you have in your body, they're gonna figure out where the memories are actually stored. 0.97

02:06:28.000 That's gonna be that's gonna be a trip if we find out that memories are not just in your head but also in your body. 1.00

02:06:34.000 So like what if we completely redo the body but keep the brain and you don't remember shit?

02:06:42.000 Your brain is just a conduit for these memories that are stored in your soul. 0.99

02:06:48.000 And you've kind of replaced yourself with some fake zombie body with nanobots. 1.00

02:06:52.000 And the brain doesn't remember shit. 0.99

02:06:55.000 Are shadows memories? 0.99

02:06:58.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:07:00.000 They do think that people have neurons in their heart.

02:07:05.000 That this idea of following your heart and thinking with your heart...

02:07:11.000 Apparently there's more neurons in the heart than there are in the brain.

02:07:14.000 Is that true?

02:07:15.000 And gut.

02:07:16.000 And gut.

02:07:17.000 The heart and gut than there are in the brain?

02:07:19.000 Yeah.

02:07:20.000 I just knew my stomach was smarter than my head.

02:07:22.000 It's not brain cells, so I don't think that works.

02:07:24.000 No, just neurons.

02:07:26.000 But that makes sense, right?

02:07:27.000 Trust your gut?

02:07:28.000 You always heard that?

02:07:30.000 Trust your heart?

02:07:31.000 40,000 neurons in the heart.

02:07:33.000 Whoa.

02:07:33.000 How many is in the brain?

02:07:37.000 Trust your heart.

02:07:38.000 Trust your gut.

02:07:40.000 Trust your mind, boy.

02:07:42.000 Your mind is the only thing that controls your perspective.

02:07:45.000 I have a weird feeling about this.

02:07:47.000 Well, that's the thing about eating healthy food.

02:07:50.000 That's a big thing, is that you're changing the gut bacteria, which literally changes who you are.

02:07:56.000 You have to think about it that way.

02:07:57.000 Like, it changes the person you are.

02:08:00.000 Because the person you are, all those things have to be in order.

02:08:04.000 Your head has to be in order.

02:08:05.000 You have to have the right amount of...

02:08:08.000 Certain healthy bacteria in your system.

02:08:10.000 Otherwise, it's not even you anymore.

02:08:12.000 It's just some crazy takeover of Candida. 1.00

02:08:17.000 According to the article I just found, about 40,000 in the heart, 100 million in the stomach, 100 billion in your brain.

02:08:24.000 What?

02:08:25.000 Oh, well, that's wrong.

02:08:26.000 Whoever said that there's more in the heart, that's so wrong.

02:08:31.000 Boy, I'm glad I googled that one.

02:08:34.000 It says it's in both.

02:08:35.000 It's in the heart and stomach.

02:08:37.000 There's not more. 0.98

02:08:39.000 What did I fucking, how did I read that then? 0.97

02:08:41.000 How could someone be that off that I read it or is it just my memories that bad? 0.99

02:08:45.000 I'm gonna go with my memory.

02:08:46.000 Whatever it is, imagine that those memories in that heart remain in the heart and you transfer your heart into somebody else's body.

02:08:58.000 That's what happens when people get heart transplants and certain people have said that they have certain weird cravings and they think about things that they never thought about before.

02:09:08.000 It's like you might be literally interfacing with someone else's memories.

02:09:13.000 Imagine doing someone else's memories in your body.

02:09:16.000 Like people that get kidney transplants.

02:09:18.000 Imagine you get some memories along with that and you're like, what is this, a dream?

02:09:21.000 This is a dream. 0.95

02:09:23.000 Or do I remember some shit I did when I was five but it wasn't me? 0.88

02:09:29.000 Like think about your memories of being five how fleeting how How like barely visible how like in the darkest darkest darkest corner of what you could Possibly describe as a real memory in terms of like being able to describe all those everything around you It's like almost nothing there almost nothing there. 0.93

02:09:53.000 I'll give that to somebody else Give that to somebody else. 0.99

02:09:56.000 And they have that shit just bouncing around their head. 1.00

02:09:58.000 And they're like, am I crazy? 1.00

02:10:00.000 Do I really think this?

02:10:02.000 Is this a dream?

02:10:03.000 Or what's a... 1.00

02:10:04.000 It's that fucking kidney. 1.00

02:10:07.000 I believe in that shit. 1.00

02:10:10.000 Somebody else's DNA mixing with yours? 1.00

02:10:12.000 Well, I think it's because of the heart thing.

02:10:14.000 Because it has neurons.

02:10:16.000 Yeah.

02:10:16.000 I mean, they don't know, right, where memories are stored.

02:10:19.000 Do they?

02:10:21.000 Do they know that for sure?

02:10:23.000 The question would be...

02:10:26.000 Every cell in your body reproduces, right?

02:10:30.000 Every cell in your body changes, and over the course of seven to eight years, you essentially don't have any of the same cells in your body except your neurons.

02:10:41.000 Is that an urban legend or is that 100% real?

02:10:44.000 I think that's 100% real.

02:10:46.000 I think your body's cells change over.

02:10:49.000 Yeah, I've always heard that.

02:10:50.000 But the neurons do not.

02:10:51.000 You have the same neurons forever, apparently.

02:10:54.000 Yeah, which is one of the more interesting things about some of those neuroprotectant plants and then some certain funguses.

02:11:04.000 Like, what is it, lion's mane that promotes neurological health?

02:11:09.000 Yeah, there's certain mushrooms that actually are really good for your brain's development.

02:11:13.000 It's really fascinating.

02:11:17.000 I was just looking around.

02:11:19.000 Every part of your body grows at different rates.

02:11:22.000 But over the course of eight years, is that what they said?

02:11:25.000 Every eight years, the whole thing's changed over.

02:11:29.000 It's like you're a new person every eight years.

02:11:31.000 Yeah, but except your neurons.

02:11:32.000 Now, if your neurons are where the memories are stored, that would kind of make sense. 0.98

02:11:36.000 But I think my theory, and I'm a fucking... 0.96

02:11:39.000 I'm no scientist. 0.82

02:11:41.000 But my theory is that memories that you have are really just memories of how you remember your memories.

02:11:48.000 That all of our memories are like these weird whispery stories, you know?

02:11:52.000 It's like a copy.

02:11:55.000 Yeah, like I... I just...

02:11:59.000 There's certain things that I've done in my life where I'll look back and I'm like, I don't even really think that was me.

02:12:06.000 You know, like the martial arts stuff in particular.

02:12:09.000 I do not think that's me.

02:12:11.000 I think that definitely wasn't me.

02:12:13.000 Yeah.

02:12:13.000 Or, like, even when I watch myself on news radio, I'm like, that isn't even me.

02:12:18.000 Like, I watch, like, a YouTube video, I'm like, that isn't even me.

02:12:20.000 Like, that's weird that this is captured.

02:12:25.000 And for most people, most of their life, right, up until, like, the last hundred or so years, that was never an option.

02:12:32.000 It was never an option to go back and look at yourself from 10 years ago or 20 years ago or 30 years ago.

02:12:38.000 But now it's super commonplace.

02:12:40.000 How much has that affected who people are because you become so much more self-aware, right?

02:12:47.000 Remember that bit that I was doing last year about, like, I was doing my last Netflix special about the selfie?

02:12:54.000 Somewhere along the line, people change the way they pose in pictures.

02:12:57.000 Because if you look at the first pictures, people just stood there and looked hungry.

02:13:01.000 All those pictures from the 1800s, they just look skinny and gaunt and hungry. 0.98

02:13:06.000 And if you saw a picture from like 1860, and there was a girl with her butt out, and she was doing duck lips, Like, that bitch is a time traveler. 1.00

02:13:14.000 There's no way. 0.98

02:13:15.000 There's no way she could have been there. 1.00

02:13:17.000 Like, there's no way someone at that time knew to pout, make kissy face, and do the peace sign and stick your ass out. 0.99

02:13:23.000 Just, that's a pose. 0.98

02:13:25.000 That's a modern pose.

02:13:27.000 And it came about because of being extremely self-conscious.

02:13:30.000 Because so many people see images of themselves.

02:13:33.000 I mean, you saw Jumanji, the girl in Jumanji, the really pretty girl who's obsessed with taking photos of herself. 1.00

02:13:39.000 That's fucking real as shit, man. 1.00

02:13:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:13:41.000 That's what kids do.

02:13:42.000 By the way, one of the best movies, surprisingly best movies I've seen in a long time. 1.00

02:13:47.000 Great fucking movie. 0.99

02:13:47.000 What a great take on it. 0.99

02:13:49.000 Yes, I loved it.

02:13:50.000 Who is this cat?

02:13:51.000 Time traveler.

02:13:53.000 Yeah, but that's how they lived back then.

02:13:55.000 He's probably drunk.

02:13:56.000 He's like, what are you going to do?

02:13:57.000 Sit like this.

02:13:58.000 Okay.

02:13:59.000 Yeah, that's how they look.

02:14:01.000 They look hungry.

02:14:02.000 Imagine sticking it to her or him.

02:14:04.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:14:05.000 He's one of them.

02:14:06.000 The dude on the right looks like that one actor that's in all those movies.

02:14:09.000 Imagine being in a small cabin.

02:14:10.000 Go back up, please. 1.00

02:14:11.000 Imagine being in a small cabin with that dude just playing that stupid guitar and singing these horrible songs with his rotten shit breath. 1.00

02:14:19.000 They didn't even know what the fuck a toothbrush was. 1.00

02:14:23.000 Your teeth just fell out of your fucking head like everybody else. 1.00

02:14:27.000 That guy below, the boxer, looks like it's not even like he's trying to be tough. 1.00

02:14:31.000 It's like he's doing off defense.

02:14:33.000 I'm just going to lean away, see?

02:14:34.000 I'm not even coming at you. 1.00

02:14:37.000 I'm coming at you dick first. 1.00

02:14:40.000 That's what they would do. 1.00

02:14:41.000 They would come at you dick first. 1.00

02:14:43.000 Wow, this doesn't even look like he knows how to fight at all. 0.99

02:14:45.000 Well, look at the way they would hold their hands up, too.

02:14:48.000 They held their hands very differently.

02:14:49.000 But those fights were very different fights because they had real small gloves.

02:14:54.000 You couldn't get hit as much.

02:14:56.000 You couldn't hit each other as much, either.

02:14:58.000 Like, you couldn't just...

02:15:00.000 Like modern boxing, where you just flowed with punches and got crazy with punches, you couldn't do that.

02:15:05.000 You'd break your hands.

02:15:06.000 You had to be much more judicious with where you hit people, and they clinched a lot.

02:15:10.000 Those old school boxers, they would grab each other and wrestle each other a lot and punch each other in the clinch.

02:15:14.000 There was a lot more of that than there is now.

02:15:17.000 It's a different world.

02:15:18.000 So I guess they, just because in heaven, tiny gloves or no gloves, they just decided they're going to try to lean away from the punches more and just kind of jab at each other with knuckles.

02:15:27.000 You can't just wade in like, I mean, you could if you were Mike Tyson, but they just didn't know how to do it right back then either.

02:15:34.000 Like, even if you watch If you watch modern boxing, like you watch Canelo Alvarez versus Gennady Golovkin, and you see two of the highest level guys in the game go at each other, it looks so much different than watching old school boxing.

02:15:50.000 Old school boxing was like, you had Sugar Ray Robinson who could have fought and been a world champion today, and then a bunch of guys he beat the shit out of, and then you have a bunch of guys that have one kind of style, and there's inconsistencies in the greatness.

02:16:05.000 Some of them look like Marvin Hagler could have been a world champion today. 0.98

02:16:08.000 And then other ones, you go back way far back, and you go, hmm, this guy's got this weird fucking style. 0.97

02:16:15.000 I wonder if his style is just derived because of the little gloves. 0.96

02:16:19.000 They just didn't know as much about boxing then.

02:16:21.000 Go watch an old Jim Jeffries fight, and then imagine what Lennox Lewis would do to him.

02:16:26.000 There's levels that guys got to.

02:16:29.000 They were on another level, clearly.

02:16:31.000 Clearly.

02:16:32.000 Who's that referee, that boxing referee that's been, like, in a video lately on Twitter? 1.00

02:16:36.000 That is, like, the funniest shit. 0.99

02:16:38.000 I don't remember his name, but I know what you're talking about. 0.99

02:16:40.000 He, like, loves his job, and he's just in the background, like, smiling.

02:16:43.000 Yeah, it's hilarious.

02:16:45.000 I forget his name.

02:16:46.000 But it's a great video, though. 0.97

02:16:48.000 His expressions are fucking hilarious. 0.98

02:16:50.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:16:51.000 Dudes get popped and he goes, oh! 0.82

02:16:53.000 Do boxing referees ever go to the UFC? Or this guy.

02:16:56.000 What is his name?

02:16:57.000 Steve Willis.

02:16:58.000 Steve Willis.

02:16:59.000 It's so funny. 0.99

02:17:04.000 I usually just reload and shit like that. 0.97

02:17:08.000 The whole video is just still video. 0.97

02:17:10.000 Oh, it's a still video.

02:17:12.000 Oh, that's probably what it is.

02:17:17.000 He's a hilarious guy.

02:17:20.000 He gets very excited.

02:17:22.000 Yeah.

02:17:23.000 But he's a good referee.

02:17:25.000 He's great.

02:17:27.000 Not just enthusiastic.

02:17:28.000 I mean, that's a good thing to do, to give a guy a real clear eight count.

02:17:31.000 Oh, dude.

02:17:32.000 He's got the best expressions. 1.00

02:17:34.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:17:36.000 Terrence Crawford. 1.00

02:17:37.000 Terrence Crawford beats your ass and then talks shit after you get stopped. 1.00

02:17:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:42.000 You know who Terence Crawford is?

02:17:44.000 He's one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world, Brian.

02:17:47.000 You better learn.

02:17:48.000 You better go get yourself learned.

02:17:50.000 What is that?

02:17:53.000 Floyd Connertalk, there's an open bet already.

02:17:55.000 Floyd Mayweather, applying for MMA license, wants six to eight months to train. 0.97

02:18:00.000 He's screwed!

02:18:03.000 This is a, in my opinion, this is a 40% proposition, which means it's 40% likely that he might actually do this. 0.98

02:18:11.000 The reason why he might do this is because I think they will give him an ungodly sum of money.

02:18:17.000 I mean an ungodly sum.

02:18:19.000 And I think they should.

02:18:21.000 I think that if the UFC can talk Floyd Mayweather into going into an MMA ring, first of all, they should give him...

02:18:30.000 Everything they can get their greasy paws on to get them to fight Conor in an MMA fight.

02:18:34.000 Just say, look, we can give you CM Punk.

02:18:36.000 We'll give you CM Punk for half a billion.

02:18:39.000 This is a lot of money, but you can go through that in five years.

02:18:42.000 Instead, how about we give you Conor McGregor for a full billy?

02:18:46.000 And we'll give you six to eight months to practice jiu-jitsu. 0.99

02:18:50.000 Six to eight months to just figure out how you're gonna get fucked up. 1.00

02:18:54.000 He'd be screwed. 1.00

02:18:56.000 He wouldn't just be screwed. 0.99

02:18:58.000 That's unfair for people that have been screwed. 0.97

02:19:03.000 You would need a way more outrageous example. 0.97

02:19:11.000 It's not just getting screwed. 0.67

02:19:14.000 Someone said it should be a thousand to one. 0.93

02:19:17.000 That's not high enough.

02:19:19.000 It's not high enough.

02:19:20.000 If Conor McGregor was going to fight Floyd Mayweather in MMA, it is as close to 100% as anything ever gets ever.

02:19:30.000 Because if you think Floyd is all of a sudden going to become this... 0.98

02:19:36.000 Fucking one-punch destroyer like John the Beast Mugabe in the 1980s or whatever the fuck that was. 1.00

02:19:42.000 If you think that's gonna happen out of nowhere, you're crazy. 1.00

02:19:45.000 That's not what's gonna happen. 0.98

02:19:46.000 What's gonna happen is he's probably gonna punch Conor in the face a couple of times. 0.96

02:19:50.000 It's probably gonna suck, but Conor's gonna get a hold of him and then he's gonna be like a baby. 0.97

02:19:56.000 And if that doesn't happen, he'll kick Floyd's legs out from under him. 0.97

02:20:00.000 He'll kick his legs sideways. 0.98

02:20:02.000 He'll kick them from the outside. 0.99

02:20:03.000 He'll kick them from the inside. 0.99

02:20:05.000 He'll stay way the fuck away from any sort of a range where Floyd can punch him. 0.99

02:20:10.000 It'll be a completely alien range for Floyd. 0.98

02:20:12.000 And every time Floyd goes in, front kick to the stomach.

02:20:15.000 Boom! 0.99

02:20:16.000 Front kick to the stomach. 0.92

02:20:17.000 Boom! 0.99

02:20:17.000 Front kick to the stomach. 0.99

02:20:18.000 How many of those can you take? 0.82

02:20:20.000 Okay, boom! 0.81

02:20:21.000 Inside leg kick.

02:20:22.000 Boom! 0.99

02:20:22.000 Outside leg kick. 0.99

02:20:23.000 He's laughing at you now. 0.99

02:20:24.000 Now he's talking shit and you realize you gotta get past those legs. 1.00

02:20:27.000 You try to close the distance. 1.00

02:20:29.000 Boom! 0.99

02:20:29.000 Spinning back kick to the liver. 0.99

02:20:30.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:20:31.000 What are you gonna do now? 1.00

02:20:33.000 What are you gonna do now? 1.00

02:20:33.000 You're gonna be picked apart until he decides to take you to the ground and cut your face open with elbows. 1.00

02:20:39.000 How about that? 1.00

02:20:40.000 How about he pins your right arm down with his left shin, gets on top of you, and just starts smashing the edge of the elbow into your eye sockets, into your nose, cuts across your forehead, slices you open like a fucking melon. 1.00

02:20:56.000 You don't have a chance. 0.99

02:20:58.000 No one has a chance that hasn't had a long history of grappling and getting kicked.

02:21:04.000 It's like a regular boxer, especially the best ever like Floyd, is phenomenal at what he does.

02:21:11.000 But if you put takedowns and kicks into that, it changes everything.

02:21:16.000 Changes everything. 1.00

02:21:18.000 He'd be fucked! 0.99

02:21:19.000 I wonder if he's done any training at all. 0.99

02:21:22.000 Well, I know he's talked to Tyron Woodley, and Tyron Woodley was apparently willing to help him prepare.

02:21:28.000 That would be very interesting, because Woodley's had some issues with Conor.

02:21:32.000 I don't think he's going to fight Conor, though.

02:21:33.000 I think if he does choose to fight MMA, I really believe the move is, the correct move is, he fights someone like CM Punk.

02:21:41.000 Because with CM, you've got a guy who's been training in MMA for a long time now.

02:21:46.000 It's been a few years.

02:21:46.000 Not a long time, but a few years now.

02:21:48.000 He had one MMA fight in the UFC, but was very overmatched.

02:21:52.000 It really wasn't fair, like, for him.

02:21:55.000 That kid, I mean, it's just the difference between the two of them.

02:22:00.000 You know, Mickey Gall is a real, professional, elite fighter.

02:22:05.000 I mean, he can beat really good guys.

02:22:09.000 He's just not in that world like CM Punk's a 40 year old guy who is a professional entertainer Who is basically a beginner, but he knows enough where you would we would bet money on him He knows enough for you like imagine if CM Punk who is a big guy he cuts down to 170 and compared to Floyd Floyd's fought it like I think he fought it started his career I want to say 130,

02:22:34.000 135. Go to Floyd Mayweather's beginning fights.

02:22:40.000 But at the very least, he's definitely fought at 145. As a grown man, he's fought at 155. CM Punk's way bigger.

02:22:49.000 He's just a way bigger guy.

02:22:50.000 So if he could figure out a way to get the fight to the ground and lock in something simple, like a guillotine, if he has a good guillotine, that's what I would say. 0.96

02:22:59.000 If I was going to work with a guy like that, I would say, we're going to concentrate on one fucking choke and we're going to get that thing down to laser beam. 0.95

02:23:08.000 Perfect precision. 0.86

02:23:09.000 So just if you just spent all your time doing like one Marcelo Garcia style choke, just figured out one good choke, one where you know that if you get that chin down, you tuck it in and slap it on, one choke, 0.69

02:23:24.000 whatever it is, that you know how to close that fucker up 90% of the time on people that know how to defend. 0.78

02:23:29.000 There's a lot of guys who have that. 0.98

02:23:31.000 Like maybe they have a triangle or maybe they have a head and arm.

02:23:33.000 Head and arm choke is a good one. 1.00

02:23:35.000 That's a good one to master.

02:23:36.000 Some guys just finish most people with that one choke.

02:23:40.000 If he just had that and just got Floyd to the ground and just got his neck, it's super possible that he could win.

02:23:47.000 It's possible that he could win.

02:23:49.000 But it's also possible that Floyd can win.

02:23:51.000 That's what makes that interesting.

02:23:52.000 Because Floyd is still one of the best boxers of all time, if not the best. 0.99

02:23:56.000 Still a fucking elite athlete. 0.98

02:23:58.000 Still light speed in there. 1.00

02:24:01.000 Like with his footwork and his movement, his head movement.

02:24:04.000 He's so fast!

02:24:05.000 He's gonna be way faster than CM Punk.

02:24:07.000 So if CM Punk can't get a hold of him, and every time he moves in, he gets his face lit up. 0.95

02:24:12.000 With a dude who's fast as fuck with six ounce gloves. 0.95

02:24:16.000 Now he's got four ounce gloves on. 0.98

02:24:17.000 Very little padding.

02:24:18.000 And he's catching you right on the chin. 0.98

02:24:20.000 And you can't do shit about it. 0.86

02:24:22.000 You're trying to close the distance and he's stutter-stepping and moving in front of you. 0.96

02:24:25.000 And CM Punk is not like the best kicker in the world.

02:24:30.000 I'll buy it.

02:24:31.000 I'll buy it.

02:24:33.000 But he'll have to fight Mayweather if he comes to MMA. That would just have to be...

02:24:37.000 No, no, no.

02:24:38.000 You mean you'd have to fight Conor.

02:24:40.000 Conor.

02:24:41.000 No.

02:24:41.000 No, he wouldn't.

02:24:42.000 You don't think so? 0.97

02:24:43.000 No, he'd get killed. 0.99

02:24:44.000 He would literally get killed.

02:24:47.000 I know, but... 0.62

02:24:48.000 He would get smashed.

02:24:48.000 If he ends up doing MMA, you know everyone wants to see that.

02:24:51.000 No, that's what everyone wants to see, for sure.

02:24:53.000 I'd better Ronda and him fight.

02:24:55.000 That would be a good fight.

02:24:56.000 Yeah.

02:24:59.000 I don't think he's gonna do it.

02:25:02.000 I don't think he's gonna fight McGregor ever in MMA, but I think he might fight CM Punk.

02:25:06.000 I believe that.

02:25:07.000 I believe that can happen.

02:25:08.000 I know that's not even like official talk, but I really believe that can happen.

02:25:13.000 It sounds crazy, I know, but the whole thing sounds crazy.

02:25:17.000 It sounds crazy to think that he could fight anybody in MMA. That he would be willing to do it.

02:25:22.000 He must know something.

02:25:25.000 Because he could just go into boxing.

02:25:26.000 He must know that his time as a boxer is just done.

02:25:30.000 But who cares?

02:25:31.000 You have enough money to do what you want to do.

02:25:33.000 Dude, you don't understand.

02:25:34.000 You don't ball that way.

02:25:35.000 You don't ball like he balls.

02:25:37.000 He's balling on a level that neither of us could ever understand. 0.99

02:25:41.000 You know how much money you have to spend to fly everywhere in private jets and have limos everywhere you go and have five Bentleys and six Ferraris and all the shit that that guy has? 0.99

02:25:49.000 How much money it takes to maintain that lifestyle and then he's got a strip club and he's got a giant mansion He's got a bunch of people working for him all the time and he spends on everything that dude buys half million dollar watches He's just always buying shit. 1.00

02:26:03.000 He buys the most ridiculous shit and puts it on his Instagram And gambles like crazy crazy gambling like bet a million dollars on a fucking basketball game Yo, did he win? 0.99

02:26:17.000 I don't know I don't pay attention, dude. 1.00

02:26:20.000 I got shit to do. 0.98

02:26:22.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:26:23.000 The Money Team, timepiece. 1.00

02:26:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:26:25.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:26:27.000 TMT Hublot timepieces will only appreciate in value.

02:26:30.000 Go to your nearest Hublot boutique and shop right now for my limited edition Hublot.

02:26:37.000 Hashtag Hublot.

02:26:38.000 Hashtag TMT, The Money Team.

02:26:40.000 Go back to that again, please. 1.00

02:26:41.000 Look at that fucking watch, man. 1.00

02:26:43.000 Look at the diamonds in that bitch. 1.00

02:26:44.000 Ooh! 1.00

02:26:45.000 If you want to let bitches know that you got some... 1.00

02:26:48.000 Real shitty taste in jewelry and a lot of disposable income. 1.00

02:26:51.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:26:52.000 That's pretty, actually.

02:26:54.000 That's better than the other one. 0.99

02:26:55.000 But the whole TMT thing, who the fuck's buying that? 0.99

02:26:58.000 Who's going to buy another man's braggadocious logo on a watch? 0.99

02:27:03.000 Not on a watch, but when you go to sporting events, I surprisingly see it a lot.

02:27:07.000 Wear as a t-shirt, maybe.

02:27:08.000 I get that.

02:27:10.000 Big fan of what the guy's done.

02:27:11.000 You see the selfie he posted?

02:27:12.000 It's a nice romantic.

02:27:14.000 It's beautiful.

02:27:15.000 Yeah.

02:27:15.000 What kind of hashtag is going on there?

02:27:17.000 Early morning selfie.

02:27:18.000 Early morning selfie.

02:27:19.000 All right.

02:27:20.000 Thank you.

02:27:21.000 Glad you did.

02:27:22.000 Hey, look, man. 0.98

02:27:23.000 He's a silly fella, but he's also the greatest boxer of all time. 0.98

02:27:27.000 He's also unbelievably physically talented. 0.99

02:27:31.000 Sensory.

02:27:32.000 Cryo.

02:27:33.000 Yeah, he's got to learn about the one where your whole head goes under.

02:27:36.000 Yeah, is that better?

02:27:37.000 It's way better.

02:27:38.000 Yeah, it's way better.

02:27:40.000 Okay.

02:27:41.000 I've seen enough money, team jewelry.

02:27:43.000 But he's got millions of dollars in just jewelry.

02:27:46.000 It's very interesting, man.

02:27:47.000 It's very interesting.

02:27:48.000 Because what he is, he's the most braggy, showy, rich type guy.

02:27:57.000 And because of that, people go to see him fight hoping he's going to lose, and he always wins.

02:28:02.000 It's a genius way to make yourself exciting because he has a really smart boxing style.

02:28:08.000 His style is extremely defensive.

02:28:10.000 He's one of the best defensive boxers, if not the best of all time.

02:28:14.000 It's very hard to hit.

02:28:15.000 So when he's boxing and he's hardly ever getting hit and winning decisions, there's got to be a way to get people to keep coming to these fights.

02:28:23.000 This is the way.

02:28:25.000 Have everybody rooting against you.

02:28:27.000 Show everybody.

02:28:28.000 Look at all this money. 1.00

02:28:29.000 You ain't got shit. 1.00

02:28:30.000 Look at all my money. 1.00

02:28:30.000 Look at this car. 1.00

02:28:31.000 Look at this house.

02:28:32.000 Woo! 0.99

02:28:35.000 It's kind of funny.

02:28:37.000 Brian Redband, Peter's out at about an hour and...

02:28:39.000 What?

02:28:40.000 Two hours and 40 minutes in is about all you got.

02:28:42.000 No.

02:28:44.000 It's everybody.

02:28:45.000 Everybody gets tired except Kurt Metzger.

02:28:47.000 We had Kurt Metzger on yesterday.

02:28:48.000 He had 150 Red Bulls.

02:28:50.000 Oh my gosh.

02:28:51.000 He had 16 different Caveman coffee nitros.

02:28:55.000 How many did he have while we were here?

02:28:56.000 He had at least two.

02:28:57.000 I think he walked in drinking one.

02:28:58.000 I think he had two more early.

02:28:59.000 Yeah.

02:28:59.000 One and a half at least.

02:29:00.000 He had three total, and poor Owen Benjamin got talked over.

02:29:04.000 So go to hugepianist.com and check out Owen's new special that he released.

02:29:09.000 He shot it, filmed it himself, and released it on his website, which is Huge Pianist, because he's huge.

02:29:15.000 I always forget how big he is. 0.92

02:29:16.000 He's a monster. 0.96

02:29:17.000 When he came in here, he gave me a hug yesterday. 0.99

02:29:18.000 I was like a little kid. 0.96

02:29:19.000 I'm dick height on him. 0.95

02:29:21.000 He's 6'7". 0.98

02:29:22.000 Yeah.

02:29:22.000 He's 6'7".

02:29:23.000 He's almost a foot taller than me.

02:29:25.000 That's crazy.

02:29:26.000 He's a giant human. 1.00

02:29:28.000 And a big-barreled fucking... 1.00

02:29:30.000 I think he's gotten bigger since he's moved to the woods. 1.00

02:29:33.000 Oh, yeah.

02:29:33.000 Because he's been in upstate New York.

02:29:35.000 I feel like he's grown.

02:29:36.000 It just seems like he's, like, fitting into the environment.

02:29:40.000 You know, there's a thing that animals do in the colder parts of their reach or where they roam.

02:29:50.000 They get larger.

02:29:52.000 So, like, if an animal in their range, that's the word I was looking for.

02:29:56.000 Like, if an animal has a winter range, or an animal has a, like, say, like, white-tailed deer.

02:30:01.000 Like, a white-tailed deer in Florida is a real tiny thing.

02:30:04.000 They only have 100 pounds.

02:30:05.000 If you go to a white-tailed deer in Saskatchewan, they're, like, 300 pounds.

02:30:09.000 They're huge. 1.00

02:30:09.000 They're giant-ass fucking deer. 1.00

02:30:12.000 And that's like as big as a white-tailed deer gets. 1.00

02:30:13.000 They look massive.

02:30:15.000 They're just a different animal.

02:30:16.000 It's because when the colder climates, they have to have more body mass to stay warm. 0.99

02:30:22.000 That's why polar bears are the biggest fucking bears. 0.98

02:30:24.000 Polar bears and then Kodiak grizzlies, I think, are also... 0.99

02:30:27.000 They're pretty close.

02:30:29.000 But the Kodiak brown bears, it's just because there's salmon everywhere. 1.00

02:30:31.000 They're just feasting, these fucking monsters. 1.00

02:30:35.000 Do your feet grow the older you got? 1.00

02:30:38.000 I've gone up from like 10 to now I'm almost 12. Maybe it's those dick pills. 0.99

02:30:45.000 I don't do that anymore. 0.99

02:30:46.000 I do generic Viagra.

02:30:48.000 That's a good move too.

02:30:50.000 I think that when you're carrying around a lot of weight, Think about what you weigh and how many times your feet are walking around.

02:30:57.000 I would imagine...

02:30:59.000 But yours didn't...

02:31:00.000 Yeah, mine did a half size. 0.98

02:31:02.000 I used to be a ten and a half and then somewhere around 30-ish my shit was like getting cramped in a ten and a half. 0.83

02:31:10.000 Then I moved to an 11. Although I have found recently that ten and a half fits better for me in those five finger shoes. 0.97

02:31:18.000 For whatever reason.

02:31:19.000 I think one of them might just get stretched out a little bit.

02:31:24.000 They just get... 0.98

02:31:25.000 I beat the fuck out of those things. 0.97

02:31:27.000 I'm taking those things on these serious hills and they get stretched out. 0.98

02:31:31.000 You're working out now.

02:31:33.000 What are you doing?

02:31:34.000 30 to 40 minutes of cardio and then about 20 minutes of weights.

02:31:38.000 But I just did this new step cardio thing by mistake the other day and it killed me.

02:31:42.000 Like the ones where you're kind of climbing upstairs while doing...

02:31:46.000 The elliptical move.

02:31:47.000 I did it for like 35 minutes, which is normal, but man, it broke me.

02:31:54.000 I'm in so much pain right now.

02:31:56.000 Yeah, your muscles get sore, but that's good.

02:31:58.000 That means you're doing something that's difficult.

02:32:00.000 What were you just saying, Jamie?

02:32:02.000 I wonder how Bert's doing today.

02:32:04.000 Bert's dead.

02:32:04.000 Walking around.

02:32:05.000 Yeah, he's hurting.

02:32:06.000 He was saying that he's super sore. 0.99

02:32:08.000 Well, I mean, he's a silly boy. 0.98

02:32:13.000 But, hey. 0.99

02:32:14.000 That was great that he did that.

02:32:15.000 It's good that he did it.

02:32:16.000 And he really didn't, I mean, he didn't, like, specifically prepare for it where he was doing, like, half marathons all the time.

02:32:21.000 He just got over being sick for two weeks.

02:32:23.000 He just went to a cryo place, looks like, for some help.

02:32:27.000 He's out of control.

02:32:29.000 Oh, so he went to cryo healthcare, then?

02:32:31.000 Yeah, that's now, like, probably 20 minutes ago.

02:32:33.000 Oh, okay.

02:32:33.000 Which one?

02:32:34.000 That looks like...

02:32:34.000 I don't know which one that is.

02:32:36.000 There's a few of those places now.

02:32:37.000 Do you think that is a fad, or do you think this is going to...

02:32:42.000 What, Bert?

02:32:43.000 No, crud.

02:32:47.000 No, there's real benefits.

02:32:49.000 It feels good.

02:32:50.000 It feels really good when you get out.

02:32:52.000 Like, your body feels good. 0.98

02:32:53.000 And it's because of your brain produces really strong chemicals when you're in there because it's, you know, it's going, holy shit, we're dying. 0.63

02:33:00.000 It produces cold shock proteins, what they call them. 0.74

02:33:02.000 And it also produces norepinephrine, which is like a version of adrenaline.

02:33:08.000 Or it's a cousin of adrenaline.

02:33:10.000 Isn't that how they described it?

02:33:11.000 Yeah.

02:33:12.000 Yeah, epinephrine is adrenaline.

02:33:13.000 Joey Diaz just did it the other day.

02:33:15.000 He's like, this is about the kind of air conditioning I want in my house.

02:33:20.000 We would go into his hotel room when we would go on the road with Joey, and we'd open up the door and be like, Jesus Christ! 0.99

02:33:26.000 Fucking penguins were waddling around inside of his room. 1.00

02:33:28.000 50 degrees. 1.00

02:33:29.000 He would, whatever that, when there was a slider, and you can get over to the blue, that shit would be pegged. 0.99

02:33:34.000 Like, the coldest it could possibly get. 0.99

02:33:37.000 That thing never shut off.

02:33:39.000 Yeah.

02:33:39.000 Remember those in-room ones that would kick on?

02:33:41.000 They're real loud.

02:33:43.000 And you're like, no!

02:33:45.000 Bad ones spray on you.

02:33:46.000 The worst is when they go on and off intermittently in the night.

02:33:51.000 They just wake you up in the middle of the night.

02:33:54.000 When we were at the Detroit Fillmore, they were talking about how men used to come in there during, you know, like whatever the fuck year it was when they invented this, when they built this amazing theater in Detroit.

02:34:06.000 But it was one of the first places in town that got air conditioning. 0.76

02:34:09.000 So people would buy a ticket just to come in and sleep.

02:34:12.000 Because it was so hot in the summertime.

02:34:14.000 And then they'd go there and they'd be like, oh...

02:34:17.000 We just sit there.

02:34:20.000 Snore.

02:34:21.000 That's how, like, my gym is, 24-hour fitness. 1.00

02:34:23.000 You got fucking homeless people who live in there. 0.99

02:34:26.000 Oh, yeah, I'm sure. 1.00

02:34:27.000 Taking showers there.

02:34:28.000 That's what people do, right?

02:34:29.000 If they want to live out of their car, they just get a 24-hour fitness membership.

02:34:32.000 Yeah.

02:34:33.000 I like going late at night.

02:34:35.000 Like, sometimes we'll go, like, at one in the morning, and then you're just like, why is there so many people here?

02:34:39.000 Oh, all these people are homeless.

02:34:40.000 That's so weird, right?

02:34:42.000 You know where to sleep?

02:34:43.000 Yeah.

02:34:43.000 Where do you sleep if you're homeless?

02:34:45.000 Car.

02:34:46.000 Cars?

02:34:46.000 Yeah.

02:34:46.000 If you have a car.

02:34:47.000 But that's not...

02:34:48.000 See, I think there's homeless, and then there's, I've got a car homeless.

02:34:51.000 Right. 1.00

02:34:51.000 It's like, damn, that guy's a pimp. 1.00

02:34:53.000 You know, it's like, that's next level. 1.00

02:34:55.000 Yeah.

02:34:55.000 There's a great video that's out right now about this guy who's an ultra-marathon runner.

02:35:00.000 He's 76 years old.

02:35:01.000 See if you can find it.

02:35:02.000 I found it on Digg.

02:35:03.000 It's called The Most Elusive Man in North America.

02:35:05.000 And this dude has a school bus that he lives in.

02:35:08.000 He parked this school bus in the woods, and he just runs every day.

02:35:14.000 And they're all, like, looking for this guy.

02:35:16.000 I want to say he's, like, 78 years old.

02:35:21.000 Does it say?

02:35:22.000 Yeah.

02:35:24.000 Yeah, 76. 76 years old.

02:35:26.000 He's 76 years old.

02:35:27.000 And he runs ultra marathons.

02:35:29.000 And this guy lives in the forest.

02:35:31.000 You gotta go way till they find him.

02:35:33.000 They had to go and seek this guy out and do these interviews with him.

02:35:38.000 There he is right there.

02:35:39.000 And so all he does is drink beer and run.

02:35:44.000 Jesus.

02:35:45.000 And eat food.

02:35:46.000 And I think he lives by himself.

02:35:47.000 And he lives in this tiny little thing.

02:35:50.000 But what's fascinating is when you talk to him...

02:35:54.000 When you sit and listen to the guy talk, you go, oh, well, this is a very intelligent man.

02:35:59.000 And he just finds what he likes.

02:36:01.000 What he likes to do is create trails.

02:36:03.000 So he makes his own trails in the woods.

02:36:05.000 He knocks over sticks and moves stuff aside and creates a path so that he can use it over and over again.

02:36:12.000 And just runs all the time.

02:36:14.000 He's just constantly pushing himself, but he's talking about challenging himself and the things that he does and why he does them.

02:36:21.000 He doesn't need anything more than this bus to live in.

02:36:24.000 See, the thing is, you would see someone like that and you'd dismiss them. 1.00

02:36:28.000 And you'd go, well, that guy's a fool. 0.99

02:36:30.000 But he's not a fool. 1.00

02:36:31.000 And you listen to him talk and you go, okay, so this is his philosophy behind this.

02:36:36.000 He's really thought this out to the point where he's become very comfortable just living in this bus in the middle of the forest.

02:36:43.000 And he looks good for a guy who's 76 who runs hundreds of miles.

02:36:47.000 I mean, he looks...

02:36:48.000 Sexy Santa.

02:36:49.000 Yeah.

02:36:50.000 He doesn't look like he's going to enter any bodybuilding competitions, but he looks like a guy who's got vitality.

02:36:56.000 He's got energy.

02:36:59.000 He's...

02:37:00.000 Looks like a stout, creepy old dude.

02:37:04.000 He's got a lot of Iggy Pop going on with that skin. 0.99

02:37:06.000 Oh, mad sun damage.

02:37:08.000 Dude, this guy never even heard of sunscreen.

02:37:10.000 He's just running out there with no shirt on.

02:37:12.000 He's out here with no shirt on, just running.

02:37:15.000 He looks malnourished.

02:37:17.000 Well, he's definitely not eating a lot.

02:37:19.000 I mean, where's he getting his food?

02:37:21.000 I mean, I don't know where he's getting money from.

02:37:23.000 I don't know how he does this.

02:37:25.000 Yeah, I'm not really sure what he does for funds or if, you know, he tries to live off the land.

02:37:30.000 And what land lets you just park a bus in there and just hang out and live?

02:37:35.000 That's a good question.

02:37:36.000 I mean, there might be places where you have permanent parking.

02:37:40.000 He's got a watch.

02:37:41.000 That's not a cheap watch.

02:37:43.000 It's not that watch.

02:37:44.000 No?

02:37:45.000 How much does that watch cost?

02:37:46.000 If that's one of those GPS watches, that's like five, six hundred bucks.

02:37:48.000 Oh, really?

02:37:49.000 Yeah.

02:37:49.000 So it's like one of them Garmins?

02:37:51.000 Yeah.

02:37:51.000 That's what it looked like.

02:37:52.000 So he creates these paths that he runs.

02:37:54.000 So he runs, he'll break a path down, create a trail, and then run it over and over and over again.

02:38:03.000 Which is kind of interesting, right?

02:38:05.000 Because he's following his own footprints.

02:38:08.000 He's got Oakleys on, but he doesn't have sun lotion.

02:38:12.000 Right. 0.98

02:38:13.000 He doesn't give a fuck about skin cancer. 1.00

02:38:14.000 He tells skin cancer to suck his dick. 1.00

02:38:17.000 Look at him. 1.00

02:38:18.000 He's like, you can't make leather cancer.

02:38:20.000 Is he in Canada?

02:38:21.000 That's why he had all those flags?

02:38:23.000 Did he?

02:38:23.000 British Columbia.

02:38:24.000 Yeah.

02:38:25.000 Somewhere in the mountains of Vernon, British Columbia, lives a 76-year-old man by the name of Dag Abbey.

02:38:32.000 How do you say that?

02:38:33.000 Abbey?

02:38:33.000 Dag, Abbey.

02:38:35.000 He has no cell phone or email address, revered by locals for having escaped from the shackles of modern society.

02:38:39.000 He's the champion of the 80-mile ultramarathon, aptly named the Death Race.

02:38:45.000 Abbey is the oldest person to have ever finished the race.

02:38:50.000 Very fascinating, man.

02:38:52.000 But here's the thing, the guy seems content.

02:38:56.000 How many 76 year olds do you run into that are depressed, that don't seem content, that don't seem to have any vitality? 0.88

02:39:04.000 I mean, we have to accept What life is going to give all of us and it's a fucking an end where your body's failing and you and I are starting to see that now with a shit vision, you know, I see it now with my My ability to recover from injuries like special especially this tendonitis over this tendonitis in my elbow and It's really shocking. 0.84

02:39:28.000 Because I never had real tendinitis before. 0.96

02:39:30.000 I didn't know how long it takes.

02:39:31.000 I figured, ah, it's like a pulled muscle.

02:39:33.000 Give it a couple months, it'll be alright.

02:39:34.000 No. 0.99

02:39:35.000 No, a couple months later, I still feel that fucking thing. 1.00

02:39:38.000 I've done a lot of shit to it, too. 0.99

02:39:39.000 Stem cells, PRP, Regenikine. 0.99

02:39:41.000 It's getting better. 0.99

02:39:42.000 But shit is not quick to heal. 0.99

02:39:45.000 It takes forever, and you've got to be real delicate with it. 1.00

02:39:48.000 I have that with my hands.

02:39:50.000 Also, if I get out of shape now, I get out of shape, it takes way longer to get back into shape.

02:39:54.000 It takes like double the time.

02:39:57.000 Like when I did that hot yoga challenge, I hardly ever ran.

02:40:01.000 I didn't do any, and I lost like a big step.

02:40:05.000 It took me a solid two weeks to get back to where I was before doing yoga.

02:40:13.000 We're going.

02:40:14.000 It's going down just like that old man living in the forest.

02:40:17.000 But he's got it right.

02:40:18.000 He knows it's going down.

02:40:19.000 He's leaving behind nothing.

02:40:21.000 Jeremiah Watkins just lost all the weight he gained during that weight.

02:40:25.000 It took him three months to lose it.

02:40:27.000 We should make Tony get fat.

02:40:28.000 We should force feed him. 0.90

02:40:31.000 It's impossible.

02:40:32.000 That dude just can't get fat.

02:40:33.000 He's one of those guys.

02:40:34.000 I mean, I think his whole life he's had that problem where he can eat as much as he wants.

02:40:38.000 He'll never get fat.

02:40:40.000 That's not true.

02:40:41.000 He will definitely get fat, especially if he eats sugar.

02:40:44.000 But Tony eats pretty healthy.

02:40:46.000 He doesn't eat a lot of sugar. 1.00

02:40:47.000 He doesn't fuck around with anything stupid. 1.00

02:40:49.000 He'll occasionally put sugar in his coffee or something like that. 1.00

02:40:52.000 But he's got a pretty good diet.

02:40:55.000 I just think that he just... 1.00

02:40:57.000 You know, that contest was bullshit. 1.00

02:41:00.000 It was bullshit. 1.00

02:41:01.000 It was bullshit. 1.00

02:41:02.000 He wasn't really trying to gain weight. 1.00

02:41:04.000 He was, like, trying to let Jeremiah win.

02:41:06.000 Look at that.

02:41:06.000 How it was before and now after.

02:41:08.000 He lost it all.

02:41:09.000 Good for him.

02:41:10.000 It's not easy to lose weight.

02:41:12.000 Brian will tell you.

02:41:13.000 Yeah.

02:41:13.000 You lost 70 at one point?

02:41:15.000 Yeah.

02:41:16.000 Well, now it's, you know, I'm so happy with the relationship.

02:41:18.000 Me and my girlfriend Cook's so nice.

02:41:20.000 It's more me just going, hey, wait, there's a new quarter pounder?

02:41:24.000 Yeah.

02:41:25.000 I know.

02:41:25.000 It's hard.

02:41:26.000 That new quarter pounder, though.

02:41:27.000 Whoa.

02:41:28.000 Is it that good?

02:41:29.000 Yeah, they're using...

02:41:29.000 What's so good about it?

02:41:30.000 They're doing what Wendy's has always done.

02:41:32.000 They're using real meat.

02:41:33.000 Oh, let's just go to Wendy's.

02:41:34.000 Not frozen.

02:41:34.000 Yeah.

02:41:35.000 But it's a heavy burger. 0.99

02:41:37.000 I was like, whoa, this is not like a bitch-ass quarter pounder anymore. 1.00

02:41:40.000 This is... 0.99

02:41:41.000 Feels different?

02:41:42.000 Yeah.

02:41:42.000 It feels heavier.

02:41:44.000 That's like...

02:41:44.000 Probably got more moisture.

02:41:45.000 Yeah.

02:41:46.000 Well, you know, those places like In-N-Out and Five Guys, they're always going to be a step ahead.

02:41:51.000 But you can't just pull in and grab one.

02:41:53.000 The thing about Wendy's is you can pull in and grab one.

02:41:56.000 Like, it's like...

02:41:57.000 It takes two minutes.

02:42:00.000 And all of a sudden you've got a cheeseburger.

02:42:03.000 Shake Shack?

02:42:03.000 Have you gone to Shake Shack yet?

02:42:04.000 Yeah, I've been to Shake Shack.

02:42:06.000 It's okay.

02:42:07.000 Pretty good. 1.00

02:42:07.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:42:09.000 There's no way it compares. 1.00

02:42:10.000 To?

02:42:11.000 To, like, In-N-Out?

02:42:13.000 Yeah, it does.

02:42:14.000 Oh, my goodness.

02:42:15.000 Oh, yeah.

02:42:16.000 I don't like In-N-Out.

02:42:17.000 Well, he's a Whataburger guy.

02:42:18.000 He thinks Whataburger is better, but definitely the same level.

02:42:20.000 Shake Shack is the place that has the chili with the spaghetti.

02:42:23.000 No.

02:42:24.000 That's...

02:42:24.000 What?

02:42:25.000 Steak and Shake.

02:42:26.000 Yeah.

02:42:27.000 Skyline.

02:42:28.000 Okay. 0.99

02:42:28.000 I fucked up. 0.99

02:42:30.000 I fucked up. 1.00

02:42:31.000 Pardon me, Shake Shack. 0.99

02:42:32.000 I wasn't even thinking about you.

02:42:33.000 I'm thinking of Steak and Shake.

02:42:35.000 Yeah.

02:42:35.000 Which also has cheeseburgers.

02:42:37.000 Right, right, right.

02:42:37.000 I thought you were saying those...

02:42:38.000 Yeah, but those are those little thin patties that are like...

02:42:40.000 Right.

02:42:41.000 I thought you were saying those are as good.

02:42:42.000 Okay.

02:42:42.000 My bad.

02:42:44.000 I fucked up. 0.99

02:42:45.000 Yeah, Shake Shack, I like way better than In-N-Out. 0.99

02:42:47.000 I'm not a fan of In-N-Out.

02:42:49.000 I'm a Five Guys fan.

02:42:50.000 I love Five Guys.

02:42:51.000 If I'm going to go off the rails and cheat, I'm going to get a double cheeseburger with bacon and jalapenos.

02:42:59.000 Woo! 0.99

02:43:00.000 That's how they call it, too.

02:43:01.000 Their burger is a double burger by default.

02:43:03.000 Yeah, by default.

02:43:04.000 If you want a single, you've got to order it.

02:43:07.000 Not a fan of the fries, though.

02:43:08.000 I mean, a lot of people love their fries.

02:43:10.000 Oh, I love their fries. 0.98

02:43:11.000 Boring-ass fries. 1.00

02:43:13.000 Bullshit. 1.00

02:43:13.000 You gotta get them spicy Cajun ones. 1.00

02:43:15.000 Yeah, I got that.

02:43:16.000 You can't handle it.

02:43:16.000 I eat, like, two of them, and I'm like, that's good.

02:43:18.000 It's just, it's like rally fries.

02:43:20.000 It's just, I don't like too much seasoning.

02:43:22.000 Taco Bell has fries now.

02:43:22.000 Those are actually supposed to be pretty good.

02:43:24.000 That's not food.

02:43:25.000 That might as well be a stationary store to me.

02:43:27.000 When I pass by, I'm like, I'm not eating anything in there.

02:43:30.000 McDonald's fries all day, though.

02:43:34.000 I'm not a McDonald's Fries fan.

02:43:35.000 I'm an In-N-Out Guys Fries fan.

02:43:37.000 I'm Habit Burger McDonald's Fries.

02:43:39.000 I think that in my world, it's Five Guys and In-N-Out are basically neck and neck.

02:43:43.000 I bet if I didn't live around so many In-N-Outs, I would prefer In-N-Out more than I do. 1.00

02:43:49.000 But I'm only around a couple of Five Guys, so Five Guys has some novelty.

02:43:53.000 But Five Guys also has jalapenos.

02:43:56.000 There's a lot of good I like about Five Guys.

02:43:58.000 But they're fries I like better.

02:44:00.000 You don't like Wendy's as much as In-N-Out?

02:44:04.000 No.

02:44:04.000 No chance.

02:44:05.000 Not as good.

02:44:06.000 If I were to take ten burgers here and blindfold you, you know?

02:44:10.000 I would know what's the difference.

02:44:12.000 If you just got it from a regular store.

02:44:14.000 You remember I used to do a joke about actors being a lot like cheeseburgers because they never look like their pictures?

02:44:20.000 Right.

02:44:22.000 Especially actresses. 1.00

02:44:24.000 But you never get a cheeseburger from Wendy's that doesn't look like it's been stuffed into one of those fucking foil things and pressed down. 0.99

02:44:34.000 That's why you say pickles on the side so it makes fresh every time. 0.98

02:44:37.000 Oh, you're tricky.

02:44:38.000 Pickles on the side, tricky boy.

02:44:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:44:40.000 You sure they don't open that bitch up and just take some pickles out? 0.99

02:44:43.000 They're so fast at Wendy's somehow. 1.00

02:44:44.000 That's a hack.

02:44:45.000 That's a hack.

02:44:46.000 The pickles on the side hack by Red Band.

02:44:48.000 They're fast because they're never frozen, Jamie.

02:44:51.000 They're good.

02:44:52.000 I think they're good.

02:44:53.000 I mean, I like Wendy's.

02:44:54.000 Don't get me wrong. 0.99

02:44:55.000 But I just don't think they can ever fuck with... 0.99

02:44:58.000 This just doesn't taste as good as like Five Guys or... 0.99

02:45:00.000 They don't really cook it right when you ask.

02:45:03.000 Like when you ask for it at Five Guys, they go, what do you want?

02:45:05.000 Okay.

02:45:06.000 And you see the guy, take the patties, put it on the grill and start cooking it.

02:45:09.000 That's just a different experience.

02:45:11.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:45:12.000 I mean, burgers are burgers for the most part, but I just don't get the In-N-Out shit at all. 0.98

02:45:17.000 You know what the best is? 0.99

02:45:18.000 That nobody respects anymore.

02:45:21.000 Fuddruckers. 0.99

02:45:22.000 Dude, I used to go to Fuddruckers and get ostrich burgers. 0.99

02:45:25.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:45:27.000 I went to Fuddruckers last week, man. 1.00

02:45:28.000 It's still good.

02:45:29.000 They have the nacho cheese, too.

02:45:31.000 Yeah, they get squirt that cheese down. 0.97

02:45:33.000 Why does Fuddruckers not get more love? 1.00

02:45:35.000 I don't think there's that many of them around.

02:45:36.000 They need to expand.

02:45:38.000 Eddie Bravo and I used to go to 24 Hour Fitness in... 0.99

02:45:41.000 Where the fuck is that one? 0.99

02:45:43.000 In... 1.00

02:45:46.000 Not studio.

02:45:47.000 On the way to Encino in that area.

02:45:50.000 What is that?

02:45:50.000 What is that called?

02:45:51.000 Sherman Oaks.

02:45:52.000 In the Sherman Oaks Galleria.

02:45:53.000 That's where it is.

02:45:54.000 We'd go to eat there.

02:45:56.000 We'd lift weights and then we'd go and eat at Fuddruckers and get ostrich burgers.

02:46:01.000 Dude, they're phenomenal.

02:46:03.000 And ostriches, you do not feel bad for ostriches. 1.00

02:46:07.000 I had an ostrich peck me in the fucking head once. 1.00

02:46:11.000 They're ruthless little cunts. 1.00

02:46:12.000 What's ostrich taste like? 0.99

02:46:13.000 I don't think I've ever had ostrich.

02:46:15.000 Delicious.

02:46:15.000 It's a red meat, which is weird.

02:46:17.000 Ostrich is a red meat.

02:46:18.000 Like, it looks like buffalo or something.

02:46:19.000 It's a dark red meat.

02:46:21.000 It's really good.

02:46:22.000 It's supposed to be really high in nutrients, too.

02:46:25.000 And ostrich eggs, as well. 0.99

02:46:26.000 Ostrich eggs are, like, this fucking big, too. 0.99

02:46:28.000 They're huge. 0.98

02:46:29.000 We made people eat them on Fear Factor.

02:46:31.000 They had to eat a whole egg.

02:46:32.000 They had to drink a whole raw egg.

02:46:34.000 Probably terrible for you, right?

02:46:35.000 Yeah.

02:46:36.000 Let's wrap this up, young red bear.

02:46:40.000 Next Tuesday, I'll be on Brian's show that's at the Improv in Hollywood.

02:46:44.000 It's at 8 o'clock?

02:46:45.000 Yep, 8 o'clock.

02:46:46.000 8 o'clock on Tuesday night.

02:46:48.000 Then I'll be at Sam Tripoli's show at the store right afterwards. 0.99

02:46:50.000 I'm fucking crazy! 0.98

02:46:52.000 I'm doubling up! 0.96

02:46:55.000 And when's your next shows?

02:46:57.000 Are you doing the Ice House on Friday?

02:46:58.000 Doing the Ice House Friday, but also me and Tony are going on the road with Kill Tony.

02:47:02.000 We're going to be in Phoenix next week, April 5th.

02:47:05.000 And then Nashville Comedy Festival, 420. Oh, shit. 0.99

02:47:08.000 A lot of dates on the road, though. 0.99

02:47:10.000 I'll be in the Ice House as well, right next door.

02:47:13.000 So we'll be both working together.

02:47:15.000 On Friday?

02:47:15.000 Yes.

02:47:16.000 Oh, cool.

02:47:16.000 Friday and Saturday.

02:47:17.000 I'm there this weekend.

02:47:17.000 Nice.

02:47:18.000 Alright, you fucks. 0.99

02:47:19.000 So, deathsquad.tv for hats, t-shirts, all your stuff. 0.99

02:47:22.000 Tour dates, everything.

02:47:24.000 Alright, folks.

02:47:24.000 We'll be back tomorrow with MMA pioneer Pat Meletic.

02:47:28.000 Very excited.

02:47:29.000 Very excited to talk to Pat.

02:47:31.000 That should be fun.

02:47:32.000 And then...

02:47:34.000 Vinny, Shorman, and Liam Harrison are going to come on Thursday.

02:47:37.000 The Mosaic guy. 0.89

02:47:38.000 What's that?

02:47:38.000 Oh, the Mosaic guy.

02:47:39.000 You gave him a shout-out already on Instagram, but we got this dope Mosaic.

02:47:44.000 What is his name?

02:47:45.000 It is TedMuntzMosaic.com.

02:47:49.000 Yeah, M-U-N-T-Z? Yeah. 1.00

02:47:52.000 Or M-U-N-Z. T-E-D-M-U-N-Z. M-U-N-Z. Yeah. 1.00

02:47:56.000 M-U-N-Z. Amazing work. 1.00

02:47:57.000 It's on my Instagram.

02:47:58.000 Dude made an awesome mural, like a mosaic mural of the logo.

02:48:04.000 All right.

02:48:05.000 Thanks, everybody.

02:48:06.000 Bye-bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 20, 2018

Joe Rogan Experience #1094 - Brian Redban

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